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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY,
IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY
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TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN
THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY
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THERE'S LOTS TO DO
AT GRANNY'S HOUSE
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GAMES TO PLAY
AND BALLS TO BOUNCE
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LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE
AND HOLLER
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HOORAY!
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SYLVESTER, BUGS,
AND DAFFY
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TAZ AND LOLA, TOO
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TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE
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NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU
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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY,
IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY
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TO PLAY
THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY
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[HUMMING]
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WHERE'S SOME GOOD OLD FUN
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WHEN YOU NEED IT?
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BUILDING BLOCKS?!
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BORING!
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DIRTY SOCK?
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HAS POSSIBILITIES,
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BUT NO.
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TOMMY THE TOY TERROR--
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SURE TO ALARM
YOUR FRIENDS.
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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
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PERFECT!
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[BLBLBLBL]
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NOW FOR SOME REAL FUN.
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SWEET MELISSA,
ALLOW ME.
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WELL, THANKS, DAFFY.
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[BLBLBLBL]
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UGH! GROSS!
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MELISSA
CUT THE CHEESE
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MELISSA CUT
THE CHEESE
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MELISSA
CUT THE CHEESE
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AAH! I DID NOT!
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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IT'S HYSTERICAL!
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[LAUGHING]
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[BLBLBLBL]
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[LAUGHING]
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[HUMMING]
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HI, DAFFY,
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OLD FRIEND, OLD PAL.
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WHAT?
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I THOUGHT ABOUT
WHAT YOU DID, AND,
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WELL, IT WAS FUNNY.
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IT WAS?
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HYSTERICAL!
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AND TO SAY I'M SORRY
FOR GETTING SO MAD,
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I BROUGHT YOU THIS NICE
JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
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TO GO WITH YOUR JAM.
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REALLY?
WELL, THANKS.
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PEANUT BUTTER. HA!
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WHAT KIND OF DUM-DUM
TO YOU THINK THIS DUCK IS?
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WHEN I OPEN IT,
PAPER SNAKES WILL FLY OUT.
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OH, NO.
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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER.
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SEE?
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HMM.
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IT'S GOT A PICTURE
OF A PEANUT ON IT.
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MUST BE
PEANUT BUTTER.
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OHH!
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AAH!
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UNH!
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[LAUGHING]
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HMM!
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FUNNY.
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Daffy: NO...
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HYSTERICAL!
HYSTERICAL!
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[LAUGHING]
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HUH!
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THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
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I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.
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HOW ABOUT
WE PULL A JOKE ON SOMEBODY...
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TOGETHER?
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YEAH!
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Melissa: OH, BOY!
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TWEETY AND PETUNIA
SURE ARE BRAVE.
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YOU COULDN'T GET ME
INTO THAT TUB.
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ME, EITHER.
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NOT WITH THOSE
BATHTUB SHARKS AROUND.
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BATHTUB SHARKS?!
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THERE'S
NO SUCH THINGS...
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RIGHT?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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THERE'S NOTHING
A BATHTUB SHARK LIKES BETTER
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THAN TO HIDE
IN THOSE BUBBLES.
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THEN THEY JUMP OUT
AND GET YOU!
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AAH!
AAH!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
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FRIENDLY FREDDY!
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OOH, HE'S SO SCARY!
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OH, RUN
FOR YOUR LIVES!
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YOU ARE A PAIR
OF MEANIES!
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YOU SHOULD BE
VERY, VERY ASHAMED OR YOURSELVES.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE'LL NEVER
DO IT AGAIN.
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Both:
PINKY PROMISE.
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HUH?
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HIYA, TAZ, OLD PAL.
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HERE.
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IT'S A BIRTHDAY
PRESENT FOR YOU.
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UM, NOT MY BIRTHDAY.
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WE KNOW, AND WE FELT
SO BAD FOR YOU NOT HAVING
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A BIRTHDAY TODAY
AND ALL
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THAT WE WANTED YOU
TO HAVE THIS.
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[TAZ YELLING]
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[DAFFY AND MELISSA
LAUGHING]
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[WAILING]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
TAZ?
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[SOBS]
JELLY BEANS HIT TAZ.
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THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
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AAH!
AAH!
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Both: IT'S HYSTERICAL!
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[LAUGHING]
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[HUMMING]
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HOW COULD YOU,
MELISSA?!
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YOU MADE TAZ CRY!
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OOH! YOU ARE
SUCH A STINKER!
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YOU MADE LOLA
FALL ON HER DUFF.
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YOU GIVE STINKERS
A BAD NAME!
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[GASPS]
YOU HAVE INSULTED ME.
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YES! WHAT WILL
YOU DO ABOUT IT?
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I WILL CHALLENGE
YOU TO A DUEL.
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HIT ME WITH
YOUR BEST SHOT.
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OOH!
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WHY, YOU HAVE COVERED
MY FRIEND LOLA
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WITH ICKY, STICKY JAM.
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TAKE THIS!
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[DAFFY AND MELISSA
LAUGHING]
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PTOO!
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Melissa: LET'S SEE.
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WE GOT TWEETY,
PETUNIA,
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SYLVESTER...
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AND TAZ.
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WELL,
THAT WAS A GIMME.
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DON'T FORGET LOLA.
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[SIGHS]
OUR MASTERPIECE.
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SO, WHO'S NEXT?
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DO WE DARE?
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YEAH!
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THE BIG CHEESE,
THE HEAD HONCHO...
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THE LEADER
OF THE PACK,
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THE MOUNT EVEREST
HIMSELF...
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Both: BUGS BUNNY!
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SEE?
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THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING
JOKES ON US ALL DAY.
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SOMEONE'S GOT TO
STOP THEM, BUT HOW?
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YEAH. HOW COME THEY
THINK THEIR JOKES ARE FUNNY,
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BUT WE THINK
THEY'RE MEAN?
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TWEETY, THAT'S IT!
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OKAY, HERE'S
WHAT WE'LL DO.
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[WHISPERING]
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HOW ABOUT WE HIT BUGS
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WITH A GIANT
BANANA CREAM PIE?
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BRILLIANT!
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EXCEPT...
WHERE WILL WE GET THAT MANY BANANAS?
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YEAH.
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HEY! I GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT IF WE, UH...
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PARDON ME.
EXCUSE ME.
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UH, PUT CORN FLAKES
IN HIS BED?
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YEAH!
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EXCUSE US.
PARDON US.
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NAH. I ATE THEM
THIS MORNING.
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COMING THROUGH!
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HEY,
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE
TRYING TO WORK HERE?
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OH. WE'RE SORRY.
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YOUR JOKES ARE
SO FABULOUSLY FUNNY,
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WE THOUGHT WE'D PLAY
ONE OF OUR OWN.
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HUH?
HUH?
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COURSE, OUR JOKES
ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO YOURS.
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WELL, EVERYONE HAS
TO START SOMEWHERE.
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HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE US SOME POINTERS.
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SURE!
SURE!
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Daffy: IMPRESSIVE!
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FOR BEGINNERS,
THAT IS.
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UM, HOW DOES IT WORK?
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FIRST WE WAIT
UNTIL BUGS COMES TO RIDE HIS TRIKE,
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AND THEN...
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SURPRISE! THE SEAT'S
COVERED WITH GLUE,
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SO HE'S STUCK!
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WISH WE'D
THOUGHT OF THAT.
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YEAH. HOW DOES
HE GET AWAY?
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THAT'S THE BEST PART.
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HE DOESN'T.
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PHEW! YOU GUYS
PLAY FOR KEEPS.
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[LAUGHING
WICKEDLY]
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THAT'S NOT ALL.
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BEHOLD THE TUNNEL
OF TERROR!
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HE WILL SEE
A TRILLION TERRIBLE MONSTERS.
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[LAUGHING]
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ISN'T IT FUNNY?
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UH, YEAH. HA HA.
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UH, FUNNY.
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[LAUGHING]
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HERE IS
THE BEST PART.
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HE LANDS IN A BUNCH
OF CHEWED BUBBLE GUM...
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THAT'S BEEN SITTING
IN THE SUN ALL DAY...
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TILL IT'S
OOEY-GOOEY.
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HE'LL NEVER
GET UNSTUCK!
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Both: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT ISN'T.
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All: IT'S HYSTERICAL!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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THAT'S MY CUE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY, BUGS!
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BUGS, NO!
NO!
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YOU GOT TO STOP!
STOP!
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HEY, WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA?!
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YEAH! WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA?
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE
IT ISN'T FUNNY!
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IT'S MEAN!
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OH, REALLY?
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YES!
YES!
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GOSH. YOU MEAN,
WHAT SEEMS FUNNY TO US
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MIGHT BE MEAN
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?
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YES!
YES!
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SO DOES THAT MEAN
WE SHOULDN'T PLAY JOKES ON EACH OTHER?
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YES!
YES!
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OKAY, THEN.
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NO MORE OF
THAT KIND OF FUNNY STUFF.
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PROMISE?
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PROMISE!
PROMISE!
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[ALL SIGH]
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OF COURSE,
THERE ARE OTHER KINDS OF FUNNY STUFF.
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
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UM, WHO IS THERE?
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[ALL GROAN]
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BABY ELMER HAD A FRIEND
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A BABY LOONEY TUNE
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THE FASTEST FRIEND
THERE'S EVER BEEN
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THE FASTEST LOONEY TUNE
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WITH A ROAD RUNNER HERE
AND A ROAD RUNNER THERE
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HERE A ROAD,
THERE A RUNNER
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EVERYWHERE A ROAD RUNNER
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BABY ELMER HAD A FRIEND
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A BABY LOONEY TUNE
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THE SILLIEST FRIEND
THERE'S EVER BEEN
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THE SILLIEST LOONEY TUNE
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WITH A DAFFY HERE
AND A DAFFY THERE
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HERE A DAFFY,
THERE A DAFFY
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EVERYWHERE A BABY DAFFY
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BABY ELMER HAD A FRIEND
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A BABY LOONEY TUNE
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BABY ELMER HAD A FRIEND
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A BABY LOONEY TUNE
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THE TRICKIEST FRIEND
THERE'S EVER BEEN
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THE TRICKIEST LOONEY TUNE
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WITH A BUGS BUNNY HERE
AND A BUGS BUNNY THERE
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HERE A BUGS,
THERE A BUNNY
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EVERYWHERE A BUGS BUNNY
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BABY ELMER HAD A FRIEND
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A BABY LOONEY TUNE
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GREETINGS, GOOD KNIGHT.
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[CLANK]
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GOODNIGHT?
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IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCHTIME YET.
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NO, NO, NO. I MEANT,
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YOU ARE A K-NIGHT
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WHO IS GOOD.
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SHEESH! WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST K-SAY SO?
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OH, BROTHER!
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BEHOLD!
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WHAT YONDER RABBIT
DOTH APPROACH?
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'TIS I, KING BUGS...
THE FIRST.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
WHO MADE YOU KING?
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EH, THE OLD KING?
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[HUMMING]
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RUMMY DUM DUN,
COLORING IS FUN
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NOT BAD,
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00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:28,615
BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET HER EYES RIGHT.
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[BEEP BEEP]
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[CLICK]
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RARRGH!
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[LASER FIRE]
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OOH! GET IT!
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GET IT!
285
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,699
I WILL!
286
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,035
WATCH OUT!
287
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,636
IT'S ABOUT
TO LAUNCH
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00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,804
ITS PEPPERONI
ATTACK!
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00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,639
WATCH OUT!
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00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,807
I KNOW!
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00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,408
RARRGH!
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00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,114
Melissa:
STRING CHEESE!
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GET IT! GET IT!
GET IT!
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00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,885
GET IT! GET IT!
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00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,390
[CLICK CLICK]
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RARRRGH!
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00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,329
STOP IT!
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00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,765
OOPS.
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RARRRGH!
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OHH!
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00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,308
OH, IT GOT YOU.
302
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,844
YOU SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO ME.
303
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,580
THANKS. I'LL REMEMBER
THAT NEXT TIME.
304
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,818
[GIGGLES]
LOOK AT TAZ!
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00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,154
[CHOMP]
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[CHOMP]
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THAT WOULD BE GROSS
IF HE ACTUALLY CAUGHT ONE.
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AND SCARY.
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00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,963
SCARY?
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00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,398
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,266
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.
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00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,937
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
IF TASMANIAN DEVILS EAT BUTTERFLIES,
313
00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,807
THEY'LL TURN INTO
SCARY SPOTTED CATERPILLARS.
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00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,809
LITTLE WORMIES?
315
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,644
NO, SILLY.
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00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,147
BIG WORMIES,
LIKE THIS.
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00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,283
RARRRGH!
RARRRGH! RARRRGH!
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00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,885
AAH!
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00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,355
RARRRGH!
RARRRGH! RARRRGH!
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00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,358
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MELISSA?
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00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,693
NOTHING.
I WAS JUST SHOWING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
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IF TAZ ATE
A BUTTERFLY.
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00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,566
HE'D TURN INTO A SCARY
SPOTTED CATERPILLAR.
324
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,435
THAT'S CRAZY.
325
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,073
IT'S TRUE!
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00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,275
I--I--I HEARD IT
FROM...GRANNY.
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00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,711
YEAH, HER. SHE WAS
TALKING ON THE PHONE TO HER FRIEND,
328
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,648
AND SHE WAS SAYING
ALL OF THIS STUFF ABOUT TAZ.
329
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,251
IT'S A SECRET,
'CAUSE NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT IT,
330
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,955
BUT I DO, BECAUSE
I HEARD IT, AND THAT'S WHY I KNOW IT
331
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,656
AND...STUFF.
332
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,524
WHAT KIND OF STUFF,
MELISSA?
333
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,725
WELL...
334
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,861
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.
335
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,364
FOR INSTANCE,
DID YOU KNOW
336
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,101
THAT IF YOU SPRINKLE
PEPPER ON TAZ'S TAIL,
337
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,636
HE'LL GROW
AS BIG AS A ROOM?
338
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,472
A ROOM?!
339
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,573
OHH!
340
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,408
Lola: REALLY?
341
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,343
[ALL GASP]
342
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,348
THAT'S THE MOST
RIDICULOUS STORY I'VE EVER HEARD.
343
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,120
IT'S TRUE!
344
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,721
BACK WHERE
TAZ COMES FROM,
345
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,992
IF THE TAZZES THERE
ACCIDENTALLY GET PEPPERED,
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00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,660
THEY GET SO BIG,
THEY USE THEM
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00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,897
TO PUT THE STARS
ON TOP OF CHRISTMAS TREES.
348
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,533
All: OOH!
349
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,371
THAT MELISSA'S
SOMETHING ELSE.
350
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,941
SCARY CATERPILLARS,
GIANT TAZZES...
351
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,510
BUT WHAT IF
IT IS TRUE?
352
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,912
SHE DID SAY SHE HEARD IT
FROM GRANNY,
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00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,315
AND GRANNY NEVER FIBS.
354
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,382
HMM.
355
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,884
THIS LOOKS LIKE
A JOB FOR...
356
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,354
BUGS BUNNY, ACE REPORTER!
357
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:06,266
PEPPER ON TAIL,
MONSTER CATERPILLARS...
358
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,634
HMM.
359
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,403
SO THAT'S
WHY TAZ
360
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,606
CAN NEVER
SEE HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR.
361
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,344
NO WONDER HIS HAIR
IS ALWAYS MESSY.
362
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,412
"MIRROR."
363
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,814
TELL US MORE.
TELL US MORE!
364
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,716
[GIGGLING]
UM...OH, YEAH.
365
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,686
IF TAZ STEPS
ON A CRACK,
366
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,855
IT WILL BREAK
GRANNY'S BACK.
367
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,058
Kids: OH, NO!
368
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,925
YEAH! GRANNY
WOULDN'T BE ABLE
369
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,329
TO STAND UP
STRAIGHT EVER AGAIN.
370
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,598
POOR GRANNY!
371
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,334
YES,
YOU IN THE BACK.
372
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,536
ISN'T IT TRUE THAT
ALL OF THIS STUFF
373
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,804
YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT TAZ
374
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,474
IS JUST A BUNCH
OF MADE-UP FIBS?
375
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,742
NO, IT'S NOT TRUE.
376
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,744
THESE ARE NOT
MADE-UP FIBS.
377
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,213
THEY'RE REAL ONES.
378
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,548
NEXT QUESTION,
PLEASE.
379
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,217
DOES TAZ EVER--
380
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,819
MAY I ASK
A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION?
381
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,888
HUH. WHATEVER.
382
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,325
ISN'T IT ALSO TRUE
THAT THIS SO-CALLED GRANNY PHONE CALL
383
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,227
YOU CLAIM
TO HAVE OVERHEARD
384
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,928
IN FACT
NEVER HAPPENED,
385
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,797
THAT IT'S JUST
ANOTHER FIB?
386
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,267
NO, IT'S NOT
"JUST ANOTHER FIB."
387
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,936
IT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT ONE OF THEM ALL!
388
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,205
ANYTHING ELSE?
389
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,307
NOPE. THAT WILL DO
FOR NOW.
390
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,042
I'VE GOT PLENTY
TO WORK WITH.
391
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,281
PLANT THE FLOWERS
IN THE SPRING
392
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,950
WATCH THEM GROW
AND DO THEIR THING
393
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,386
WHEN SUMMER
FINALLY COMES AROUND
394
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,756
MY FLOWERS COVER
ALL THE GROUND
395
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,525
[SNIFFING]
396
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,899
[HONK]
397
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:47,900
OW!
398
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,436
HUH!
399
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,605
[BABBLING]
400
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,806
HUH?
401
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,118
IF ONLY HE COULD
DO THAT TO THE WEEDS.
402
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,557
COME WITH ME,
BIG GUY.
403
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,831
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
404
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,804
HUH?
405
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,241
HERE. EAT THIS.
406
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,145
HMM!
407
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,988
SCARY CATERPILLAR?
408
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,458
I DON'T THINK SO,
MELISSA.
409
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,661
"TAZ CANNOT
SEE HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR."
410
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,036
HEY!
411
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,471
[CRACK]
412
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,339
HUH?
413
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,341
HECK,
THAT'S WRONG, TOO!
414
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,710
TAZ CAN SEE
A LOT OF HIMSELF.
415
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,612
HMM.
416
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,581
"STEP ON
A CRACK, BREAK GRANNY'S BACK."
417
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,116
HUH?
418
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:13,119
GO AHEAD, TAZ.
STEP ON THE SIDEWALK CRACK.
419
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,954
UH-UH!
420
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,122
DON'T WORRY, TAZ.
421
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,724
YOU WON'T HURT
GRANNY.
422
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,827
THAT'S JUST
SOMETHING THAT MELISSA MADE UP.
423
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,465
Granny: OW!
424
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,500
OH, NO!
425
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,237
OUCH. OUCH.
OHH. OUCH.
426
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,971
GRANNY, I'M SORRY!
WE DIDN'T THINK
427
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,105
THAT TAZ STEPPING
ON A CRACK
428
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,307
WOULD REALLY
BREAK YOUR BACK.
429
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,475
IT'S JUST THAT
MELISSA WAS TELLING
430
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,976
ALL THESE REALLY
BIG FIBS ABOUT TAZ,
431
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,645
AND I WAS TRYING
TO PROVE THAT THEY WEREN'T TRUE, AND--
432
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,779
HOLD ON, NOW.
433
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,049
THE WHAT WOULD BREAK
MY WHAT?
434
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,552
OH, GOODNESS.
MY BACK'S NOT BROKEN.
435
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,555
I JUST GOT STUNG
BY A BEE. SEE?
436
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,124
IT HAPPENS
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WHEN I'M GARDENING.
437
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,827
HURTS LIKE THE DICKENS.
438
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:58,865
NOW, WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT MELISSA TELLING REALLY BIG FIBS?
439
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,238
AND, UM...
440
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,740
EVERYTHING
I SAID ABOUT TAZ
441
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,242
WASN'T TRUE AT ALL,
442
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,978
'CAUSE I MADE IT UP
JUST FOR FUN,
443
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:16,549
ESPECIALLY THE PART
ABOUT HEARING GRANNY TALKING ON THE PHONE.
444
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,217
I'M SORRY.
445
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,919
VERY GOOD, MELISSA.
446
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,421
NOW, REMEMBER,
CHILDREN,
447
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:24,056
IT'S NOT NICE
TO MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE,
448
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,659
NO MATTER HOW SILLY
THE STORIES ARE.
449
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,496
AW, I KNEW THOSE
WERE FIBS ALL ALONG.
450
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,932
I WAS JUST GOING
ALONG WITH IT FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE.
451
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,335
Kids: UH-HUH.
452
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,407
NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE
SOME STRUDEL?
453
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,375
Kids: YES, PLEASE!
454
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,210
[SHOUTING HAPPILY]
455
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,613
WELL, TAZ, MY WORK
HERE IS FINISHED.
456
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,916
LOOKS LIKE
ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE FOR...
457
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,719
BUGS BUNNY,
ACE REPORTER!
458
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,022
I JUST LOVE HAVING
MY OWN THEME SONG.
459
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,762
WAIT A MINUTE.
I FORGOT ONE.
460
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,765
"PEPPER ON THE TAIL
MAKES TAZ A GIANT."
461
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,675
AH-CHOO!
462
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:20,212
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE JUST KEEP THAT ONE TO OURSELVES?
463
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,781
UH-HUH!
464
00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:26,381
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