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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER, "HOORAY!"

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

Granny: THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME MY PILLOW, LOLA.

MY OLD FOOT BUNION WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER

AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS' REST.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU, GRANNY?

NOT RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

HMM.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,

I KNOW HOW YOU CAN HELP.

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AFTER

THE OTHER LITTLE ONES FOR A WHILE,

UNTIL MY FOOT FEELS BETTER?

YOU MEAN, I GET TO BE GRANNY,

LIKE YOU?

YAY!

I MEAN, OH, HOW DELIGHTFUL.

[GIGGLING]

NOW I CAN CATCH UP ON MY CAR REPAIR VIDEOS.

Man, on television: WELCOME TO TRANNYS FOR GRANNYS.

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN REBUILD YOUR CAR'S TRANSMISSION

IN UNDER 3 MONTHS?

NO!

HEY! EVERYBODY!

GRANNY'S RESTING, AND SHE'S MADE ME GRANNY,

SO IF YOU NEED GRANNY, I'M GRANNY.

SO BE QUIET AND DON'T GO BUGGING GRANNY.

I MEAN THE REAL GRANNY, NOT THE NEW GRANNY...

All: HUH?

WHICH IS ME, OKAY?

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

A SICK MOOSE?

Man, on television: TRANNY FLUID ON YOUR PETTICOAT?

A BIT OF VINEGAR WORKS WONDERS.

NOW, WHAT GRANNY STUFF SHOULD I DO FIRST?

NO GRANNYING TO DO IN HERE.

NO GRANNYING NEEDED HERE, EITHER.

GEE. GRANNY'S SUCH A GOOD GRANNY,

THERE'S NOT A LOT OF GRANNY STUFF LEFT TO DO.

EDNA!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY OFF YOUR FEET

TILL YOUR FOOT ONIONS GET BETTER?

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU?

[SQUEAK]

HUH?

OH!

TWEETY!

HUH?

[CRASH]

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO CLIMB UP

THE BOTTOM OF A SLIDE.

YOU'LL GET HURT.

NOW, YOU BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME, LITTLE ONE.

GAH!

[CRASH]

SEE? NOW, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU BOTH.

NO MORE SLIDE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

EH, GRANNY ALWAYS ASKS IF WE'RE OKAY.

OH. ARE YOU OKAY?

MOSTLY.

BOYS, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

BUGS SLIDED DOWN ON TOP OF ME.

DAFFY WAS IN MY WAY.

WELL, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

DON'T YOU BOYS GO BOTHERING GRANNY. SHE'S RESTING.

GRANNY LOLA'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

BE AFRAID.

BE VERY AFRAID.

OOH!

THERE. NO PROBLEM TAKING ME FOR GRANNY NOW.

TAZ, ARE YOU MAKING A MESS AGAIN?

OH, LOOK AT ALL THAT GOOP!

I KNOW A YOUNG MAN WHO NEEDS SOME SOAP.

REAL GRANNY LET TAZ GET GOOPY.

[SQUEAK]

MY, WHAT A TUMMY GROWL!

I ALMOST FORGOT YOUR SNACK TIME.

A GRANNY'S WORK IS JUST NEVER DONE.

THIS SNACK IS SO LOADED WITH NUTRITIOTOUSNESS,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT ANY MORE BROCCOLI OR BANANAS

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

HOW ABOUT THE REST OF MY LIFE?

[GULPING LOUDLY]

MMM!

[SLURP]

[TAZ GOBBLING] UNH!

GRANNY SURE IS LUCKY...UNH...

TO HAVE ME LOOKING AFTER YOU TODDLERS.

SEE? YOU ALL LOOK HEALTHIER ALREADY.

[YAWNING]

OH, MY!

YOU LITTLE ONES MUST BE GETTING TIRED.

TIME FOR ALL YOUR NAPPIES.

A NAP? WE JUST HAD A NAP!

WE WANT TO PLAY OUTSIDE!

NUH-UH! YOU NEED NAPS,

'CAUSE YOU'RE GETTING CRANKY.

WE'RE ONLY CRANKY 'CAUSE YOU'RE TRYING

TO GET US TO TAKE NAPS.

HEY! WHO'S THE GRANNY AROUND HERE?

LOOK, GRANNY MADE ME GRANNY.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T LET ME BE GRANNY,

THEN GRANNY'S NOT GOING TO BE ALL NICE AND GRANNY

WHEN SHE GOES BACK TO BEING GRANNY!

HUH?

[SIGHS]

NOBODY'S NAPPING WITH DIRTY TEETH

WHILE THIS GRANNY'S IN CHARGE.

SPLENDID.

NOW, SPIT.

[GARGLING]

[COUGHING]

[GAGGING]

[TAZ SPITS] [GULPS]

THAT'S MY PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

NOW, OFF TO NAPPY WITH YOU.

AAH!

Lola: NEXT!

[SIGHS]

I WANT YOU TO TELL GRANNY

I BRUSHED MY TEETH ALL BY MYSELF.

MYSELF!

SYLVESTER!

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG, DEAR.

HERE. LET GRANNY LOLA HELP.

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM.

OH! NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

WELL, TOO LATE FOR GETTING IT RIGHT THIS TIME.

[CRYING]

[GULPS]

TSK, TSK, TSK.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU LITTLE ONES?

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL BE SURE TO TELL GRANNY

YOU TRIED YOUR BEST.

[SIGHS]

WOW!

MY GRANNYING JUST KEEPS

GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.

WHAT DO WE DO?

LOLA'S TURNED INTO A SUPER-DUPER GRANNY MONSTER!

WELL, IF BEING A GRANNY IS WHAT LOLA WANTS,

THEN THAT'S WHAT LOLA'S GOING TO GET.

THANK YOU, LOLA.

MY FEET HAVE CERTAINLY ENJOYED THIS TIME OFF.

Sylvester: OH, GRANNY!

NO, NO, GRANNY. YOU REST.

I LIKE HELPING.

[BOING BOING]

GRANNY, GRANNY, I TOLD TWEETY NOT TO MAKE A MESS,

AND HE MADE A MESS ANYWAY!

LOOK, GRANNY!

I DID PUZZLES!

TWEETY, YOU ARE HELPING ME CLEAN THIS UP LATER.

BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S NAP TIME...

SO NAP!

AND THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU DARLINGS.

LITTLE ONES SURE KEEP US GRANNIES

ON OUR TOES, DON'T THEY?

CIRCUS FANS OF ALL AGES,

PRESENTING THE FLYING DAFFYS!

GRANNY!

AH, AH, AH.

STAY OFF THOSE ONIONS.

WHAT IS GOING ON UP HERE?

PLAYING CIRCUS.

GO TO SLEEP!

[GROANS]

OHH!

SOMEBODY NEEDS HER OWN NAP.

[YAWNS]

GRANNIES NEVER NAP.

Bugs: GRANNY!

NO, GRANNY.

I'M... I'M THE GRANNY.

[SIGHS]

[GROANS]

EH, TAZ WANTS TO BE HAIRY GARY'S GRANNY.

MORE GOOEY LOTION! HA HA!

[GASPS]

GRANNY!

Granny: NOW, YOU RUN OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH THE OTHERS,

AND LET'S LEAVE THE GRANNYING TO THE PROS, SHALL WE, TAZ?

GOODY!

[LAUGHING]

GOSH! I NEVER KNEW

BEING A GRANNY WAS SO HARD.

IT TAKES A LOT TO BE A GRANNY, MY DEAR--

TIME AND PRACTICE.

[SIGHS]

AND STUFF I DON'T HAVE YET.

AND PATIENCE AND LOVE

AND MANY OTHER THINGS YOU'LL LEARN WHEN YOU'RE OLDER,

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT MY GRANNY TOLD ME.

YOU MEAN, YOU TRIED TO BE A GOOD GRANNY

WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, TOO?

MM-HMM.

[GROANS]

I JUST WANTED TO BE A PERFECT GRANNY...

LIKE YOU.

OH, BUT YOU ARE PERFECT, DEAR--

THE PERFECT YOU,

WHICH IS REALLY ALL ANYBODY SHOULD EVER TRY TO BE.

GRANNY, LOOK!

I'M A SNOW PRINCESS!

FREEZE, EVERYBODY!

FREEZE!

OHH...

[LOLA GIGGLING]

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT, SWIRL AND SPIN

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT, SWIRL AND SPIN

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT, SWIRL AND SPIN

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY, YELL, "WHOO-HOO!"

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY, YELL, "WHOO-HOO!"

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY AND YOU WANT TO HAVE A LAUGHY

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY, YELL, "WHOO-HOO!"

WHOO-HOO!

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

YEE-HA!

NO...WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

OH, FRITZIES!

WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, DAFFY?

THESE SCISSORS DON'T CUT!

CAN I USE THE ONES IN THE KITCHEN?

OH, MY, NO!

YOU LITTLE ONES MUSTN'T USE THOSE SCISSORS.

THEY'RE VERY, VERY SHARP,

AND IF YOU SLIPPED, THEY COULD GIVE YOU A BAD, BAD OWIE.

WHAT IF I'M EXTRA, EXTRA CAREFUL?

I'M SORRY, BUT NO,

AND THAT'S A RULE EVERYONE MUST OBEY.

IS THAT CLEAR?

SURE. YES, GRANNY. UH-HUH.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

OH, I'VE GOT TO GET THE PHONE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WHERE'S DAFFY GOING?

BEATS ME.

[HUMMING]

HEY! HOLD ON THERE, DAFF.

GRANNY JUST SAID YOU CAN'T USE THOSE SCISSORS.

NONSENSE.

YOU'VE JUST GOT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, IS ALL.

[ALL GASP]

WHOOPSY.

GRANNY!

DAFFY'S USING THE BIG SCISSORS

THAT YOU SAID WE CAN'T USE 'CAUSE THEY'RE TOO SHARP

AND COULD GIVE US BAD OWIES!

OH!

DAFFY HORATIO TIBERIUS DUCK!

I SAID YOU WEREN'T TO USE THOSE SCISSORS!

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, LITTLE MISTER.

LOLA, YOU WERE VERY RESPONSIBLE

TELLING ME THAT DAFFY TOOK THOSE SCISSORS.

HE COULD HAVE HURT HIMSELF OR SOMEBODY ELSE.

[ALL CONGRATULATING LOLA]

HUMPH!

[HUMMING]

I LOVE WHEN SHE DOES THIS!

LUNCH IS...

Kids: OOH!

SERVED!

Kids: YAY!

ENJOY.

[EATING LOUDLY]

[GULPS] AHH!

[MUNCHING LOUDLY]

TAZ, IS THAT HAIRY GARY DANCING OVER THERE?

HUH?

NO GARY.

[GASPS]

WHERE SANDWICH?

[SOBBING]

HEAVENS! WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?

SYLVESTER STOLE TAZ'S SANDWICH PIECE

WHEN TAZ WASN'T LOOKING.

NOW, WOULD I DO THAT?

I, UH, UH...

OHH.

SORRY.

[MUNCHING AND SLURPING]

BUT I'M STILL SO HUNGRY!

WELL, SILLY, JUST ASK ME FOR MORE.

LOLA, GOOD JOB SPEAKING UP FOR TAZ.

[GULPS] YEAH, THANKS!

OH, YEAH, TAZ?

JUST WAIT TILL SHE TURNS ON YOU.

JUST YOU WAIT.

[TALKING AND LAUGHING]

Taz: WHOO-HOO!

[BABBLING]

WATCH OUT, TAZ!

GRANNY! TAZ KNOCKED OVER

MELISSA AND PETUNIA'S SAND BUILDING.

Taz: WHOO-HOO!

Granny: TAZ, DEAR, COME HERE, PLEASE.

[BABBLING]

I THINK YOU WERE JUST HAVING FUN, WEREN'T YOU?

UH-HUH.

BUT YOU DID KNOCK DOWN MELISSA AND PETUNIA'S BUILDING.

[BABBLING]

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO,

BUT WE STILL NEED TO BE AWARE OF WHERE WE ARE

SO WE CAN RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK.

OKAY?

OTAY.

[CRYING]

GOODNESS!

NO NEED TO THANK ME.

WELL, WE WERE GOING TO KNOCK IT OVER IN A MINUTE, ANYWAY.

[SOBBING]

CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU, CHUM.

TIME FOR YOUR NAPS, LITTLE ONES.

[KIDS GROAN]

PLEASANT DREAMS.

[SIGHS]

FFF.

FFF. [GIGGLING]

FFF. [GIGGLING]

FFF.

FFF. FFF.

FFF. FFF.

FFF. FFF.

FFF. FFF.

FFF. FFF.

[LAUGHING]

GRANNY!

THESE GUYS ARE PLAYING, AND IT'S NAP TIME,

AND NOBODY'S NAPPING!

[KIDS SNORING]

LET'S TRY TO STAY JUST LIKE THIS UNTIL NAP TIME IS OVER.

HMM.

[FOOTSTEPS] HUH?

HMM!

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

Tweety: YAY! PLAY TIME!

Melissa: PSST! BUGS!

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!

HMM?

EH, WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Both: LOLA!

SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL.

SHE'S OUT TO GET US.

COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BAD...IS IT?

HMM.

I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE GOT TO DO.

GO! FASTER!

HURRY, MAGIC! CATCH THEM!

OH, SORRY.

I THINK THE RACE IS OVER.

YEP. BACK TO THE STABLE FOR YOU.

[PRETENDING TO CRY]

HEY, GUYS, CAN I PLAY?

THERE'S NO ROOM IN OUR FAMILY FOR TATTLETALES.

YEAH. NO ROOM.

SORRY.

WHAT? HUH?

[ROBOT NOISES]

[IMITATING ARTILLERY FIRE]

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS GIANT ROBOT.

[LAUGHING]

[ROBOT NOISES]

UM, HI, GUYS.

HMM!

WOW. YOU STOPPED THE GIANT ROBOT.

YOU'RE LIKE SOME KIND OF SECRET WEAPON.

BUGS, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS

YOU WANT TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE.

WHAT?

IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT, LOLA.

[GROANS]

OH, LITTLE ONES, I'VE GOT--

OH!

TELL ME, LOLA...

WHAT COULD CAUSE SUCH A SAD FACE?

[SIGHS]

WELL, TWEETY SPILLED SOME PAINT.

BUGS LEFT THE BATTERIES ON FOR THE KOOKY CAR.

PETUNIA DIDN'T THROW AWAY HER JUICE BOX.

NOBODY LIKES ME!

WHY WOULDN'T THE OTHERS LIKE YOU?

THEY THINK I WANT TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE,

BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT BAD STUFF THEY'RE DOING,

LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO, RIGHT?

OH...

TELLING ME WHEN SOMEBODY IS DOING SOMETHING DANGEROUS

OR MEAN OR HURTFUL IS ONE THING, DEAR.

BEING A TATTLETALE IS SOMETHING ELSE.

MELISSA CALLED ME A TATTLETALE, TOO.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

TATTLING IS WHEN YOU TELL ON OTHER PEOPLE

TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE

OR TO MAKE YOU FEEL MORE IMPORTANT,

NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED

ABOUT THEIR SAFETY OR WELL-BEING.

OH.

I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW.

THANKS, GRANNY!

MY PLEASURE, DEAR.

WHO WANTS MILK AND COOKIES?

Kids: WE DO!

WAIT! I NEED TO TELL ON SOMEONE.

Kids: HUH?

WHO DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ON, LOLA?

ME. I'VE BEEN A TATTLETALE,

AND I'M SORRY.

I PROMISE I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE.

CAN I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN?

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS ISN'T SOME SORT OF TRICK?

OOF! HEY! WATCH IT!

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, LOLA.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED!

GRAB THOSE COOKIES, AND LET'S GO PLAY!

[ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

OH, GRANNY, I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO TELL YOU.

YOU'RE THE BEST!

OH! NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING I DON'T MIND HEARING.

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