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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

HEY, BUDDY, ANIMALS AREN'T ALLOWED IN HERE.

TAKE THAT PORCUPINE OFF YOUR HEAD.

WHAT? THAT'S YOUR HAIR?

OH, EXCUSE ME!

[LAUGHTER]

WAIT. DID I SAY PORCUPINE?

I MEANT SKUNK!

P.U.!

DID I SAY PORCUPINE?

I MEANT SKUNK!

P.U.!

[LAUGHS]

THAT RON TICKLES IS SO FUNNY!

I THINK HE'S KIND OF MEAN.

MEAN? HE'S JUST BEING FUNNY.

EVERYBODY LAUGHED.

AHH. I WISH I COULD MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH LIKE THAT.

[GRUNTS]

EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK I'M THE CAT'S MEOW

FOR BRINGING THEM THEIR FAVORITE TOYS.

AAH!

LOOK OUT!

WHOA! WHAT WAS THAT?

HEY, WATCH IT! YOU'RE WRECKING MY BUS!

OOH! PUTTY TAT'S SURFING!

SYLVESTER GOES ZOOM!

HE'S GONNA CRASH!

AAH!

OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SYLVESTER?

[SPITS]

YEAH, I'M OKAY.

MY STARS, SYLVESTER,

I'D BETTER GET YOU A TOWEL.

HMM.

HEY, LOOK, EVERYONE.

IT'S SYLVESTER SOGGY-PANTS!

[LAUGHTER]

TWEETY SAID HE TAWT HE TAW A PUTTY TAT,

BUT I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I TAW.

WHOA! YA-A-A!

[LAUGHTER]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART--

"SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

SOMEBODY STOP ME!"

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THIS ONE.

THE SYLVESTER ON THE BUS GOES WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

[LAUGHTER]

AW, COME ON, SYLVESTER.

YOU GOT TO ADMIT THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

YEAH. I GUESS. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WAS I AS FUNNY AS RON TICKLES OR WHAT?

WELL, I THOUGHT--

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD MORE JOKES ABOUT SYLVESTER'S BLANKET.

YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER.

ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT YOU WERE KIND OF--

WELL, I'D LOVE TO CHAT, BUT I'D BETTER GO WORK ON SOME MORE JOKES.

KIND OF MEAN.

[LAUGHTER]

[BABBLING] GRANNY SAYS TIME TO EAT!

[BABBLING]

"GRANNY SAYS TIME TO EAT!"

[LAUGHTER]

[BABBLING]

[LAUGHTER]

[BABBLING]

MMM. SLIDE TASTES GOOD!

[LAUGHTER]

AW, IT'S OKAY, TAZ.

MELISSA'S ONLY JOKING.

YOU GOT TO LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF.

[LAUGHS]

[GROANS]

DINNER IS NEARLY DONE.

HEY, HOW DOES GRANNY KNOW WHEN DINNER'S READY?

THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!

[LAUGHTER]

MY, MY, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

YOU ARE, GRANNY.

ME?

TELL US ANOTHER JOKE, MELISSA.

A HOT DOG WALKS INTO GRANNY'S KITCHEN AND ASKS FOR A MEAL,

AND GRANNY SAYS, "I'M SORRY,

BUT I DON'T SERVE FOOD HERE."

[LAUGHTER]

HOW DOES GRANNY FIX A BROKEN PIZZA?

SHE USES TOMATO PASTE!

[LAUGHTER]

I SAW GRANNY USING THE COOKBOOK THE OTHER DAY.

I GUESS SHE WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER.

[LAUGHTER]

[GIGGLING]

HOW DO YOU BOIL WATER?

[LAUGHTER]

SEE, EVEN GRANNY

CAN TAKE JOKES ABOUT HERSELF.

HEH HEH.

[GROANS]

OH, GOODNESS.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG DINNER.

Bugs: ONE MORE.

ONE MORE.

YES!

LEVEL 6, HERE I COME.

[LAUGHTER]

SAY, IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN,

AND I WANT TO BE PART OF IT.

HUH?

"EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?"

[LAUGHTER]

WHY DID BUGS BURY HIS VIDEO GAME?

BECAUSE HE'S SO SILLY

HE THOUGHT THE BATTERIES WERE DEAD!

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUGS?

IT'S ONLY A JOKE.

HEY, TWEETY,

YOU'RE SO SHORT YOU NEED A LADDER

TO TICKLE A WORM'S BELLY.

[DAFFY LAUGHING]

A WORM'S BELLY! THAT'S RICH!

[LAUGHS]

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DAFFY AND A RUBBER DUCKY?

EVERYBODY LIKES RUBBER DUCKIES.

SAY, THAT JOKE WASN'T VERY NICE.

WAIT A SECOND.

IS IT RAINING IN HERE

OR IS THAT JUST SYLVESTER TALKING?

[GIGGLING]

I'M SO FUNNY, I CAN'T STAND IT.

[CHUCKLES]

HEY, LOLA. WHAT YOU DOING?

MAKING A SAND CASTLE.

UH-HUH.

SAY, DON'T LOOK NOW, LOLA,

BUT I THINK YOU GOT A MARSHMALLOW STUCK TO YOUR BOTTOM.

WHAT?

WHOOPS. SORRY.

I GUESS IT'S JUST YOUR TAIL.

MY TAIL LOOKS LIKE A MARSHMALLOW?

YEAH. AND WHAT'S WITH THAT SILLY BOW?

YOU DON'T LIKE MY BOW?

IT'S OKAY, I GUESS,

BUT YOUR EARS ARE SO BIG.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TIE THEM INTO A KNOT?

MY EARS ARE BIG?

NO, NO, NOT IF YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT!

[CRYING]

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

[SIGHS]

HI, MELISSA.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETIE?

LOLA IS CRYING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY.

DID SHE GET HURT IN SOME WAY?

NO.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH.

I WAS WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME

TELLING HER JOKES,

AND I DIDN'T SEE HER FALL DOWN OR ANYTHING.

HMM.

PERHAPS IT WAS YOUR JOKES THAT HURT LOLA.

BUT HOW COULD MY JOKES HURT HER?

I WAS ONLY BEING FUNNY.

WELL, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE SAID

YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE WATER SKIS?

WATER SKIS?

MY FEET DON'T LOOK LIKE WATER SKIS.

DO THEY?

NO, DEAR, THEY DON'T,

BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE MADE FUN OF.

OH.

OH, I SEE.

WELL, DON'T WORRY, GRANNY.

I'LL NEVER TELL ANOTHER JOKE AGAIN.

OH, HEAVENS, DON'T STOP TELLING JOKES.

JUST DON'T TELL THEM AT OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE.

IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE FUNNY,

BUT NOT IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS HURT.

OKAY.

BUT HOW WILL I

EVER MAKE IT UP TO EVERYBODY?

OH, THERE MIGHT BE A WAY.

EVERYONE, PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.

THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

SAY, WHAT IS IT? A PUPPET SHOW?

NO. TONIGHT WE'RE LUCKY ENOUGH

TO HAVE A HOT NEW COMIC WITH US,

DIRECT FROM HER LATEST ENGAGEMENT IN THE NURSERY.

SO, EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

FOR MELISSA!

[BOOING]

NOW, NOW, GIVE HER A CHANCE.

GOOD EVENING, BABIES AND GERMS.

YOU EVER NOTICE HOW WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE

YOU END UP LAUGHING ALONE?

UH, UH, SAY,

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GIRL

WHO WAS SO SILLY

SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS HURTING HER FRIENDS' FEELINGS?

[COUGHING]

HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?

OH, JUST MY LUCK. I GOT A BROKEN SPOON.

[LAUGHS]

HEY, YOU LAUGHED.

GUESS YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP AFTER ALL.

FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I'D INTERRUPTED NAP TIME.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, IS IT JUST ME,

OR DO YOUR SHORTS RIDE UP ON YOU

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SEESAW?

[LAUGHTER]

SPEAKING OF THAT, IS IT A SEESAW

OR A TEETER-TOTTER?

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

OR DOWN WITH THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DUCK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

D-A-F-F-Y

D-A-F-F-Y

D-A-F-F-Y

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DUCK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

QUACK-A-F-F-Y

QUACK-A-F-F-Y

QUACK-A-F-F-Y

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DUCK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

QUACK-QUACK-F-F-Y

QUACK-QUACK-F-F-Y

QUACK-QUACK-F-F-Y

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DUCK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-F-Y

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-F-Y

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-F-Y

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DUCK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-Y

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-Y

QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-Y

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DUCK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

QUACK-QUACK- QUACK-QUACK-QUACK

QUACK-QUACK- QUACK-QUACK-QUACK

QUACK-QUACK- QUACK-QUACK-QUACK

AND DAFFY WAS HIS NAME-O

Daffy: BORING. BEEN THERE.

DONE THAT.

AAH!

SCARES ME.

BORING! BORING! BORING!

BORING! BORING! BORING! BORING!

WELL, THAT SETTLES IT.

I OFFICIALLY HAVE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH.

AAH!

[SIGHS]

WHAT'S A FELLA GOT TO DO AROUND HERE

TO GET SOME NEW TOYS?

[BABBLING]

[IMITATING AIRPLANE]

TAZ LIKES FLY-FLY.

EH, YOU CAN HAVE IT.

I NEVER PLAY WITH THAT OLD JUNKER ANYWAY.

[BABBLING]

THANKS!

SURE. HAVE FUN WITH MY TOY.

[IMITATING AIRPLANE]

I LIKE FLYING!

YUM.

MY TOY!

GIVE ME THAT BACK! IT'S MINE!

BUT YOU NO PLAY WITH FLY-FLY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I DON'T PLAY WITH IT BECAUSE--

BECAUSE IT'S A COLLECTI-BABLE.

HUH?

THAT MEANS I PUT IT ON A SHELF

AND ADMIRE ITS BEAUTY

SO IT DOESN'T GET DAMAGED.

[SCREAMING AND BABBLING]

DON'T HAVE A TIZZY, TAZZY.

I'VE GOT PLENTY OF OTHER JUNKY OLD TOYS FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH.

TAKE YOUR PICK.

OOH, HARD HAT HARRY!

THAT? WHY, THE LIMBS DON'T EVEN MOVE.

YOU CAN PLAY WITH THAT ALL YOU WANT.

AFTER I'M DONE WITH IT.

I LOVE THIS GUY.

TEDDY TED TED.

HELP YOURSELF.

TO SOMETHING ELSE.

TEDDY AND I HAVE A SPECIAL BOND.

HERE. I NEVER PLAY WITH THIS SPOOKY MAN.

AAH!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM.

THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS IT'S MINE.

MINE MINE!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[MUTTERING]

MINE MINE!

[YELLS]

MINE!

[CRYING]

GRACIOUS. WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?

DAFFY'S SHELFISH!

OH, YEAH?

WELL, YOU'RE A--A--

A FISH WITHOUT A SHELL.

DAFFY, CAN'T YOU SHARE YOUR TOYS WITH TAZ?

BUT I'M PLAYING WITH THEM!

ALL OF THEM?

WELL, NO.

HERE YOU GO, TAZ, BUDDY.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE DUST BALL.

[LAUGHING]

MY FAVORITE DUST BALL!

I LOVE YOU, DUSTY.

Granny: NOW, DAFFY, IT ISN'T NICE TO BE SELFISH.

CAN'T YOU AT LEAST TRY SHARING YOUR THINGS?

WHY SHOULD I SHARE MY STUFF?

WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THE DEAL?

WELL, SHARING BRINGS MANY REWARDS.

REWARDS?!

YES.

IN FACT, SHARING WITH FRIENDS

CAN BE VERY ENRICHING.

ENRICHING?

SO TO SPEAK.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE GIFTS

YOU'LL RECEIVE IN RETURN.

GIFTS?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, GRANNY.

IF I LET TAZ HERE PLAY WITH THIS OLD JUNK,

OR, UH, MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS,

I'LL BE RICH? REWARDED, EVEN?

LIKE YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN, DAFFY.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

HERE YOU GO, TAZ.

THANK YOU.

SEE, GRANNY? I'M SHARING. I'M SHARING.

THAT'S VERY GENEROUS, DAFFY.

WELL, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO, BOYS.

SAY, IF I'M GONNA GET A REWARD JUST FOR SHARING WITH TAZ,

IMAGINE THE LOOT I'LL GET IF I SHARE WITH EVERYBODY.

HEY, TAZ,

ISN'T THAT DAFFY'S HARD HAT HARRY DOLL?

[BABBLING]

HARD HAT HARRY! BIG, STRONG HARRY!

YUM!

BOY, I'D HATE TO BE YOU

WHEN DAFFY SEES WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH HIS TOY.

Tweety: LOOK OUT BELOW!

[GASPS]

Bugs: ISN'T THAT DAFFY'S FLYING SAUCER?

Tweety: NOT ANYMORE. DAFFY GAVE IT TO ME.

HEY, FELLAS,

DAFFY GAVE ME HIS OLD HORSETY-HOPPER.

ISN'T THAT SWELL?

DAFFY GAVE ME HIS TEDDY BEAR.

DAFFY GAVE ME HIS SOCK MONKEY.

AND HE GAVE ME THIS!

[ALL SCREAM]

All: PUT THAT THING AWAY!

DON'T WORRY, BABY.

MOMMY LOVES YOU.

HEY THERE, GANG.

ENJOYING YOUR NEW STUFF?

WE SURE ARE. YOU'RE THE BEST, DAFFY.

EH, WHAT'S UP, DAFFY?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO SHARE YOUR THINGS.

WELL, I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT, BUGSY.

AND DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND.

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU.

I HOPE YOU'LL GET AS MUCH ENJOYMENT OUT OF DUSTY HERE

AS I HAVE.

THANKS, DAFFY.

WELL, CATCH YOU LATER.

HEY, DAFFY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Tweety: DON'T YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND AND PLAY WITH US?

GOLLY, I'D LOVE TO, BUT...

I'VE GOT SOME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

HAVE FUN PLAYING WITH THE TOYS I'M SHARING

FROM THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

[HUMMING]

THERE. ALL NICE AND SHINY--

READY FOR THE NEW STUFF I'M GOING TO BE

REWARDED WITH FOR SHARING.

HEY, DAFFY, COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US.

Bugs: ARE YOU JUST GONNA HANG AROUND

THAT EMPTY TOY BOX ALL DAY?

IT WON'T BE EMPTY FOR LONG, MY FRIENDS.

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

SUIT YOURSELF.

AAH!

AAH!

[GIGGLING]

DAFFY, THIS IS THE GREATEST TOY EVER!

YOU WANT TO SCARE PEOPLE WITH ME?

UH, NO, THANKS.

LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN EVERYONE IS HAVING WITH MY JUNKY OLD TOYS.

BOY, OH, BOY,

THAT REWARD IS SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT.

OH.

SORRY, DAFFY.

HARD HAT HARRY DOESN'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO STEER.

PATOOIE.

HARRY BAD DRIVER.

IT SURE WOULD BE FUN IF YOU PLAYED WITH US, DAFFY.

LATER. I'M VERY BUSY.

WHERE IS GRANNY WITH MY BIG FAT REWARD, ANYWAY?

HIYA, GRANNY.

OH, WELL, HELLO, DAFFY.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

OH, JUST SHARING MY TOYS WITH EVERYONE.

THAT'S NICE TO HEAR.

I'LL BET THE OTHER KIDS REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

THEY SURE DO!

I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM SO HAPPY!

AND ALL BECAUSE I GAVE THEM ALL MY TOYS

IN THE SPIRIT OF KINDNESS AND SHARING.

WELL, SUCH GENEROSITY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DESERVE?

OH, I'VE GOT SOME IDEA.

HERE'S A BIG HUG FOR MY GENEROUS BOY.

A HUG?

YOU MEAN I GAVE AWAY ALL MY STUFF

AND THIS IS MY BIG REWARD?

[SCOFFS]

DAFFY, YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR REWARD.

DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?

YOU SAID YOURSELF YOU MADE YOUR FRIENDS HAPPY.

YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT, UM, YOU SEE, UM,

I WAS THINKING--

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

OH, WELL, NOTHING.

NOTHING AT ALL.

SOME REWARD-- A HUG.

YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH A HUG.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF IF I JUST KEPT MY STUFF.

MY STUFF!

MINE!

MINE MINE!

MINE!

STILL SCARY AND STILL MINE!

MINE MINE!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

IT'S ALL MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME?

GET AWAY! GET AWAY! IT'S MINE!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

DON'T YOU WANT TO WATCH ME PLAY WITH MY TOYS?

DUSTY, MY TRUSTIEST FRIEND.

I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU, PAL.

MINE?

I'M LONELY.

DAFFY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHARING.

I WAS, BUT AFTER I GAVE AWAY ALL MY TOYS,

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY WITH.

BUT NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO PLAY WITH.

[SIGHS]

SO TRUE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET THE OTHER KIDS PLAY WITH YOUR THINGS

AND WITH YOU AT THE SAME TIME.

BUT--BUT THEY ONLY WANT MY STUFF.

OH, DON'T BE SILLY, DAFFY.

WHEN YOU SHARE YOUR THINGS WITH SOMEONE,

YOU'RE ALSO GIVING THEM A PIECE OF YOURSELF.

HMM. I THINK I GET IT.

BUT IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO GET THE KIDS TO PLAY WITH ME

AFTER I'VE BEEN SUCH A STINKER.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

LITTLE ONES, KING OF THE MOUNTAIN.

YAY!

[GULPS]

HEY, SHARING SURE DOES FEEL GOOD...

BUT THIS DOESN'T.

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