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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU!

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

Granny: OH, COME ON, DAFFY DEAR.

OPEN UP.

IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR YOU.

TRY IT. YOU'LL LIKE IT.

MM-MM.

[IMITATING AIRPLANE]

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE,

GLIDING IN FOR A LANDING!

OPEN UP THE HANGAR.

[IMITATING AIRPLANE]

THERE. NOW, THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?

[SPITS]

OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH

YOU LITTLE ONES SOME TABLE MANNERS.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

HELLO?

YES, THIS IS GRANNY.

I WHAT?

OH! OH, MY!

WELL, THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL!

THANK YOU.

WHO WAS IT, GRANNY?

THE MAN FROM THE GROCERY SWEEPSTAKES.

I WON A FREE DINNER AT CAFE LE FANCY TONIGHT.

[LAUGHS] ISN'T THIS EXCITING?

BUT WHO ON EARTH WILL I TAKE WITH ME?

[CLEARS THROAT]

YES, BUGS?

I KNOW WHO YOU COULD TAKE TO THE RESTAURANT, GRANNY.

REALLY? WHO?

US.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, LITTLE ONES.

[BURP]

JUDGING BY TODAY'S BREAKFAST,

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE READY TO GO OUT TO A RESTAURANT.

YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED MANNERS AND ETIQUETTE.

WHAT ARE MANNERS AND CONNECTICUT?

MANNERS AND ETIQUETTE, BUGS.

IT MEANS KNOWING HOW TO BEHAVE

LIKE LITTLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AT THE DINNER TABLE.

OH. WELL, IF WE SHOW YOU WE KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE,

WILL YOU TAKE US WITH YOU?

I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

HOW ARE WE GONNA PROVE TO GRANNY

THAT WE'RE LITTLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

EASY. WE SET UP OUR OWN RESTAURANT RIGHT HERE.

TAZ PARK CAR!

TAZ PARK CAR!

NOW, JUST A MINUTE THERE, KID.

I JUST HAD THIS BABY WASHED AND WAXED,

SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER. YOU GOT IT?

TAZ GOT IT! [YELLING]

TAZ GOT IT!

[LAUGHING]

[CRASH]

Both: HE GOT IT!

[GROANING]

GOOD EVENING, GENTLE-BABIES.

WELCOME TO THE KIDDIE CANTEEN,

HOME OF THE YUMMIEST- IN-YOUR-TUMMIEST FOOD

IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

SYLVESTER WILL BE YOUR WAITER TODAY.

AHEM.

I SAID, SYLVESTER WILL BE YOUR WAITER!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WAITING. I'M THE WAITER, REMEMBER?

WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS.

A WAITER DOESN'T WAIT WAIT.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO WAIT ON THE TABLES

AND ASK THE CUSTOMERS WHAT THEY WANT TO EAT.

NOW, GET IN THERE AND TAKE THE ORDERS!

IS ANYONE READY TO GIVE ME AN ORDER?

I ORDER YOU TO DANCE AROUND LIKE A SILLY CLOWN.

OKAY.

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE, CHEF?

THIS IS HARD WORK, BUGS.

I DON'T WANT TO BE THE CHEF ANYMORE.

BUT, LOLA, IF WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO HAVE MANNERS,

WE HAVE TO KEEP PRACTICING.

BUT I'M DOING ALL THE HARD WORK!

IT'S NOT FAIR!

HUH?

OOPS!

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

NO! REALLY, BUGS, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

I WAS JUST--

[LAUGHING]

NYAH, NYAH! YOU MISSED ME!

[FUMING]

CHECK, PLEASE.

MMM.

[LAUGHS]

[SIZZLING]

OH, MY GOSH! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

NEXT TIME, WE SHOULD ORDER TAKEOUT.

NEXT TIME, YOU GET TO BE THE WAITER.

WHOA!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BANANA SPLIT!

FOOD FIGHT!

WHOA!

I'D BETTER GO GET GRANNY.

Taz: VROOM! VROOM! VROOM! VROOM! VROOM!

WHOA! WHOA!

AAH! AAH!

[CRASH]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Lola: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

Both: UH-HUH.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Granny: GOOD HEAVENS!

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

NOTHING.

JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS!

WE'RE SORRY, GRANNY.

WE WERE JUST PRACTICING OUR MANNERS AND ETI--ETI--

ETIQUETTE.

YEAH. THAT.

SO YOU WOULD TAKE US OUT TO DINNER WITH YOU TONIGHT.

BUT I GUESS ALL WE PRACTICED WAS HOW TO MAKE A BIG MESS.

DON'T WORRY, GRANNY. WE'LL CLEAN IT UP.

WELL, I SHOULD HOPE SO.

THIS IS CERTAINLY NO WAY TO BEHAVE IN A RESTAURANT.

NOW WE REALLY BLEW IT.

GRANNY WILL NEVER TAKE US OUT TO DINNER NOW.

WE MIGHT AS WELL GET STARTED.

AAH!

AAH!

[BOTH SIGH]

Both: I'D RATHER DO YOUR JOB!

[BOTH SIGH]

WELL, THAT ABOUT DOES IT.

Granny: AHEM.

I WAS PRETTY ANGRY WITH ALL OF YOU

FOR MAKING SUCH A TERRIBLE MESS,

BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT THIS IS A JOB WELL DONE.

AND TO SHOW YOU HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU

FOR TAKING RESPONSIBILITY

AND CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELVES,

THERE'S A SURPRISE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE DINING ROOM.

[CHEERING]

HEY, LOOK!

GRANNY MADE US PARTY HATS!

NO, LOLA. ONE'S NAPKIN BELONGS ON ONE'S LAP,

NOT ON ONE'S HEAD.

LIKE SO.

VERY GOOD.

NOW IT'S TIME TO EAT.

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO USE A FORK OR A SPOON.

WE NEVER EAT WITH OUR HANDS IN A RESTAURANT.

HUH?

[CRYING]

NO FOOD!

THAT'S BECAUSE THIS IS A PRETEND MEAL, TAZ,

JUST FOR PRACTICE.

AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT POLITE TO CRY WHEN YOU'RE IN A RESTAURANT.

YOU NEED TO BE VERY MINDFUL

OF DISTURBING OTHER DINERS WHILE THEY'RE EATING.

Daffy: YEAH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, ANYWAY?

DISTURBING THE OTHER DINERS--HOW RUDE CAN YOU GET?

[SLURP]

AHH!

AND NO SLURPING, DAFFY.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE TINY ONE?

NO. AND REMEMBER, LITTLE ONES,

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED WHILE YOU'RE CHEWING.

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ALL THE SMASHED-UP FOOD INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.

[CHOMPING] ARE YOU SURE, GRANNY?

TRUST ME, BUGS.

[GULPING]

OH!

WELL, KIDS, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

SINCE YOU'VE DONE SUCH A GOOD JOB

AT BEHAVING LIKE LITTLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME TO CAFE LE FANCY.

HOORAY! YIPPEE!

YAY! YEAH!

[CLAPPING SOFTLY]

LET'S GO, LITTLE ONES.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR DINNER.

DO YOU THINK ALL THE KIDS ARE GONNA

MIND THEIR MANNERS IN THE RESTAURANT?

I THINK SO, BUT JUST IN CASE...

Granny: AHEM.

[LAUGHS] JUST KIDDING.

AFTER YOU, MADAME.

WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.

MAY I?

MY, WHAT PERFECT LITTLE GENTLEMEN.

I GUESS NOW

YOU C TAKE US ANYWHERE!

DOWN BY THE CAGE

DOWN BY THE CAGE

WHERE THE BABY TWEETY SLEEPS

WHERE THE BABY TWEETY SLEEPS

BABY SYLVESTER BABY SYLVESTER

SLOWLY CREEPS SLOWLY CREEPS

WHAT IS THE CHANCE

WHAT IS THE CHANCE

HE'LL CATCH THAT BIRD?

HE'LL CATCH THAT BIRD?

AND DID YOU EVER SEE BUGS BUNNY

LAUGHING FUNNY?

DON'T BE ABSURD!

DOWN IN THE YARD

DOWN IN THE YARD

WHERE THE BABY WILE E. SLEEPS

WHERE THE BABY WILE E. SLEEPS

ROAD RUNNER WAKES HIM

ROAD RUNNER WAKES HIM

WITH A LOUD "MEEP MEEP"

WITH A LOUD "MEEP MEEP"

WHAT IS THE CHANCE

WHAT IS THE CHANCE

HE'LL CATCH THAT BIRD?

HE'LL CATCH THAT BIRD?

BUT DID YOU EVER SEE A DAFFY

NOT MAKE YOU LAUGHY?

DON'T BE ABSURD!

DOWN BY THE COOP

DOWN BY THE COOP

WHERE THE BABY CHICKENS SLEEP

WHERE THE BABY CHICKENS SLEEP

BABY FOGHORN LEGHORN

BABY FOGHORN LEGHORN

CHEEPS AND PEEPS

CHEEPS AND PEEPS

WHAT IS THE CHANCE

WHAT IS THE CHANCE

HE'LL QUIET DOWN?

HE'LL QUIET DOWN?

AND DID YOU EVER SEE A TOONEY

NOT ACTING LOONEY?

GET OUT OF TOWN!

[LAUGHTER]

Daffy: HEY! HEY! DON'T PUSH!

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

PETUNIA!

HELLO!

SHH! LISTEN, TAZ!

HEY, GUYS, WANT TO SEE MY CAR

TURN INTO A SUBMARINE?

SHH! SHH!

EH...HEY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS, UH--

SHH! SHH!

[TINKLY MUSIC PLAYING]

IT'S MUSIC!

PRETTY MUSIC.

AND IT'S COMING FROM THE FRONT YARD.

[ALL GASP]

[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]

Lola: GRANNY!

LOOK!

A HUMONGOUS ICE CREAM!

CAN WE GO LOOK?

CAN WE?

I DON'T KNOW. IT I IN THE STREET.

CAN YOU TELL ME OUR RULE ABOUT THE STREET, LITTLE ONES?

All: YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR HEAD, YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR FEET,

YOU CAN STAND ON THE CURB,

BUT NOT IN THE STREET.

ALRIGHT, THEN. GO AND HAVE A LOOK.

[SHOUTING]

WOW! COOL!

IT'S GIGANTIC!

WHAT FLAVOR IS IT? OOH!

ICE CREAM!

NOT ICE CREAM.

SORRY, LITTLE FELLA.

MY TRUCK ISN'T ACTUALLY MADE OF ICE CREAM.

[ALL GROAN]

BUT IT IS FULL OF ICE CREAMY GOODNESS,

BECAUSE I'M THE ICE CREAM MAN.

[KIDS CHEERING]

[GASPS] THE ICE CREAM MAN!

WOW! I'VE NEVER MET A REAL SUPERHERO BEFORE.

SO, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US SOME ICE CREAM?

I JUST MIGHT.

BUT I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU ICE CREAM

IF YOU GIVE ME A QUARTER.

All: WHAT'S A QUARTER?

A QUARTER, MY PINT-SIZED PALS,

IS JUST ABOUT THE NIFTIEST KIND OF MONEY THERE IS.

NICKELS ARE NEAT, TOO.

5 PENNIES ARE THE SAME AS ONE NICKEL,

AND 5 NICKELS IS THE SAME AS ONE QUARTER.

All: OOH!

NOW, DIMES ARE SMALLER,

BUT THEY'RE WORTH TWICE AS MUCH AS NICKELS.

ONE DIME IS THE SAME AS 10 PENNIES.

WITH 2 DIMES,

YOU ONLY NEED ONE NICKEL TO EQUAL A QUARTER.

AND A PENNY SURE IS PRETTY,

BUT IF YOU WANT TO BUY AN ICE CREAM,

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BUNCH.

IT TAKES 25 PENNIES JUST TO MAKE ONE QUARTER.

All: WOW!

OH, NEATO!

I WANT A QUARTER RIGHT NOW!

BUT, MR. ICE CREAM MAN, WE DON'T HAVE ANY QUARTERS.

OR NICKELS.

OR DIMES.

OR ANY PENNIES.

WE'VE GOT NOTHING, ALRIGHT?

ZERO. ZIP. BUBKES.

WELL...

[HUMMING]

I TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL STOP BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE.

I GOT A HUNCH YOU KIDS MIGHT HAVE SOME MONEY BY THEN.

[TINKLY MUSIC PLAYING]

Bugs: GRANNY, CAN I HAVE A QUARTER, PLEASE?

All: ME, TOO!

TAZ, TOO!

OH, GRACIOUS ME! THAT'S A LOT OF QUARTERS.

AND JUST LIKE THE ICE CREAM MAN WANTS SOMETHING

IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS GOODIES,

I WANT SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE FOR MY QUARTERS.

25 PENNIES?

OH, NO, DEAR.

I WANT YOU TO EARN YOUR MONEY

BY DOING CHORES.

HUH? HUH?

IF YOU LITTLE ONES HELP ME WITH THE THINGS

LIKE DUSTING AND SWEEPING,

I'LL GIVE YOU ALL AN ALLOWANCE--

ONE QUARTER EACH ONCE A WEEK.

A WHOLE QUARTER!

EVERY WEEK!

THAT MEANS ICE CREAM EVERY WEEK!

WOO-HOO! WE'RE RICH!

WE'RE FILTHY RICH! HA HA HA HA!

GRANNY, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

AH-AH-AH-CHOO!

BOOF!

AAH! AAH!

ENJOY YOUR QUARTERS, MY HARDWORKING LITTLE ONES.

YOU'VE EARNED THEM.

All: THANKS, GRANNY!

[LAUGHTER]

All: WE'VE GOT QUARTERS!

AND I'VE GOT ICE CREAM!

All: YAY!

ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!

OH, BOY! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! HA HA HA!

MMM. YUM.

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE ICE CREAM

AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK, EH, PETUN--

AAH!

DON'T JUST SIT THERE! RUN!

THE ICE CREAM MAN'S GETTING AWAY!

I'M NOT BUYING AN ICE CREAM.

All: YOU'RE NOT?

MM-MM.

I'M GONNA SAVE MY QUARTERS INSTEAD--

ONE A WEEK UNTIL I'VE GOT, LIKE,

A BAZILLION!

AND THEN I'M GONNA BUY

SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.

WHAT'S MORE SPECIAL THAN ICE CREAM?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT IF YOU CAN BUY THAT WITH ONE QUARTER,

WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF COOL STUFF

YOU CAN BUY WITH A BAZILLION OF THEM!

SO, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SAVE YOUR MONEY

NEXT TIME, TOO?

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

SAVING A BORING OLD QUARTER FOR TOMORROW

INSTEAD OF EATING ICE CREAM TODAY?

[LAUGHS] THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!

[LAUGHS]

WE'LL SEE HOW SILLY IT IS.

OW!

All: HI, MR. ICE CREAM MAN!

I'VE GOT A BRAND-NEW TREAT TODAY, MY ITTY-BITTY BUDDIES.

INTRODUCING...

THE OCTUPLE-SCOOP,

QUADRUPLE-DIP,

MEGASUNDAE...

WITH SPRINKLES!

All: OOH!

ONE, PLEASE.

SORRY, LITTLE GUY, BUT ONE QUARTER ISN'T ENOUGH.

THE OCTUPLE-SCOOP, QUADRUPLE-DIP

MEGASUNDAE WITH SPRINKLES

IS WORTH 3 QUARTERS.

THAT'S 25 CENTS PLUS 25 CENTS

PLUS ANOTHER 25 CENTS,

MAKING 75 CENTS IN ALL.

3 WHOLE QUARTERS?!

I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY!

NONE OF US DO!

[CRYING]

I GOT NO MONEY!

Petunia: ONE, PLEASE.

[ALL GASP]

ALRIGHTY, MISS. THAT'LL BE 3 QUARTERS.

1, 2,

3 QUARTERS.

25 CENTS

PLUS 25 CENTS

PLUS ANOTHER 25 CENTS

MAKES 75 CENTS!

JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT MONEY.

YOU'VE BEEN SAVING, HAVEN'T YOU?

MM-HMM.

GOOD FOR YOU!

AND HERE'S YOUR REWARD--

ONE OCTUPLE-SCOOP, QUADRUPLE-DIP

MEGASUNDAE WITH SPRINKLES.

WOW, PETUNIA!

YOU SURE WERE RIGHT ABOUT SAVING UP

FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL.

I'M SORRY I LAUGHED AT YOU.

ME, TOO.

ME 3.

SAME HERE.

SORRY, PETUNIA.

SORRY.

TAZ SO SORRY.

SO, IF WE GIVE YOU OUR QUARTERS,

COULD WE MAYBE HAVE AN EENSY, TEENSY, WEENSY, LITTLE TASTE?

[LAUGHS]

SAVE YOUR MONEY, SILLY.

I DIDN'T BUY ALL THIS ICE CREAM FOR ME.

I BOUGHT IT FOR US!

NOW, THAT REALLY IS SOMETHING SPECIAL.

WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

MMM. YUM.

[LAUGHING]

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