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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HURRAY!

SYLVESTER BUGS AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

[BABY LOONEY TUNES PLAYING]

[GRANNY HUMMING AS WILD LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[GIBBERING EXCITEDLY]

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! YAPLTHH!

[GRUNTS]

UNH...I GOT IT.

[TWEETY SIGHS]

TWEETY, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE GOALIE?

YEAH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRADE PLACES

WITH SOMEBODY BIGGER.

NAH, I CAN DO IT.

JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

[GRUNTS]

[GIBBERING]

LOOK!

IT'S THE SPACE SHUTTLE!

All: WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?

OH!

AH.

LOOKS LIKE THE SHUTTLE ASTRONAUTS

LOST THEIR LAUNDRY. HA HA HA!

Granny: OH, MY STARS!

NOW EVERYTHING WILL HAVE TO BE WASHED AGAIN.

OKAY, NOW--WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

I--I--I--

YES, TWEETY?

DAFFY DID IT.

HUH?! WHO?! WHA?!

IS THIS TRUE, DAFFY?

NO WAY! I'M INNOCENT.

DAFFY DID IT.

STOP SAYING THAT!

DID ANYONE SEE HOW THIS HAPPENED?

NOPE, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

ME, NEITHER.

ME SEE SPACE SHUTTLE.

DAFFY DID IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I DIDN'T KICK THE BALL.

OKAY, I DID KICK THE BALL, BUT I DIDN'T--I MEAN--

NOW, NOW, DAFFY,

IT'S ONLY A FEW DIRTY CLOTHES.

IF YOU HELP ME WASH THE LAUNDRY AGAIN,

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

BUT, I--I DIDN'T.

WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT IS

THAT YOU LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

RIGHT?

I...I GUESS.

GOOD. MAYBE SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU.

YEAH. I'LL HELP.

DAFFY, WHILE I LOAD THE MACHINE,

I'D LIKE YOU TO ADD A SCOOP OF DETERGENT TO THE LAUNDRY.

TWEETY, WOULD YOU PLEASE SET THE WASH CYCLE TO "HOT"?

NO PROBLEM! OKEY-DOKEY!

Tweety: HMM...

I'M SORRY, TWEETY.

IT'S THIS ONE.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH?

GRANNY SAID, "A SCOOP."

HMM...

I THINK IT NEEDS MORE.

AFTER ALL, THESE CLOTHES ARE REALLY, REALLY DIRTY.

THERE.

THAT SHOULD DO IT.

[WASHING MACHINE BEGINS CHURNING]

[GRUNTS]

UH-OH!

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

[WASHER BUBBLING]

HMM, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.

ALRIGHT.

THOSE CLOTHES WILL BE SO CLEAN

THAT GRANNY WILL NEVER HAVE TO WASH THEM AGAIN,

NO MATTER HOW DIRTY THEY GET.

[MACHINE VIBRATES LOUDLY]

HUH? OH!

WHOA!

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

WHOA!

OH, MY. WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

WHO PUT EXTRA SOAP IN THE WASHING MACHINE?

DAFFY DID IT!

GRANNY, I DIDN'T DO IT!

HMM...

HMM...

AH, FORGET IT.

OKAY NOW, DAFFY.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE

TO MAKE UP FOR THE LAUNDRY INCIDENT.

UH, OKAY.

THE CAR NEEDS WASHING,

AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT TOGETHER.

JUST TURN ON THE WATER WHEN I TELL YOU TO,

BUT NOT BEFORE I TELL YOU TO, OKAY?

WELL, I GUESS I CAN DO THAT WITHOUT GETTING INTO TROUBLE.

AH! OH, NO! NOT YOU!

WHAT YOU DOING ALL BY YOURSELF?

KEEPING MY DISTANCE FROM EVERYBODY,

ESPECIALLY LITTLE YELLOW BIRDS!

NOW, GET AWAY! SHOO!

OKAY.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY, I'LL GO.

GOOD. GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY.

OKAY. SEE YOU LATER.

WHAT'S THIS?

HMM...

GRANNY MUST BE WATERING THE FLOWERS,

BUT THE WATER ISN'T ON.

[GRUNTS, VALVE SQUEAKS]

NO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

NO! OH, NO! IT'S STUCK!

[GRUNTING FEVERISHLY]

PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.

HUH?!

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

DAFFY DID IT!

[STIFLED MOAN]

DAFFY DID IT!

[STIFLED MOAN]

DAFFY DID IT!

Tweety: DAFFY DID IT! DAFFY DID IT! DAFFY DID IT!

OOPSIE!

GRANNY'S PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE IS RIGHT SIDE UP

AND WRONG SIDE DOWN.

OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS, MY CAKE!

UH...IT WAS DAFFY.

ARE YOU SURE IT WAS DAFFY?

YEAH, YEAH!

AND HE WENT THAT-A-WAY.

[SNORING]

THERE HE IS!

PRETENDING TO TAKE A NAP, THE LITTLE FAKER.

DAFFY, DAFFY, WAKE UP.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAKE?

HUH?

WHAT CAKE?

THAT CAKE YOU KNOCKED OVER,

YOU BAD OLD DAFFY!

TWEETY, I'LL HANDLE THIS.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME, NEVER HIM?!

NOW, NOW.

DAFFY, REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID

ABOUT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS?

DO YOU THINK IT'S FAIR TO BLAME TWEETY FOR SOMETHING YOU DID?

NO.

DAFFY, SINCE YOU DIDN'T TELL THE TRUTH,

YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY DESSERT WITH DINNER TONIGHT.

I WAS CERTAIN THIS WAS THE ONE PLACE I COULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE.

OKEY-DOKEY, WHO WANTS A PIECE OF CAKE?

I DO! I DO!

ME, ME! ME ME ME ME!

OH, AH, NEVER MIND.

[OTHERS CHATTER EXCITEDLY]

HERE'S YOUR PIECE, TWEETY.

[GASPS]

AND HERE'S ANOTHER PIECE

FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD LITTLE BOY.

HMPH!

[EATING NOISILY]

[GULPING]

[GIBBERING]

[LOUD SOBBING]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I CONFESS! I DID IT! [GASPS]

I DID EVERYTHING!

DAFFY'S INNOCENT! [CONTINUES SOBBING]

AT LAST.

CONGRATULATIONS, DAFFY,

YOU DID A WONDERFUL ACTING JOB.

SO, DO I STILL GET EXTRA DESSERT FOR A WEEK?

[CHUCKLES]

OF COURSE. YOU EARNED IT.

DAFFY, I'M SORRY I BLAMED EVERYTHING ON YOU.

OH, YOU ARE, ARE YOU?

WELL, I--

FORGIVE YOU.

I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU, GRANNY.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU MAD AT ME.

OH, TWEETY, I MIGHT GET MAD AT SOMETHING YOU DO,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I STOP LOVING YOU.

THANKS, GRANNY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

MY STARS, WHO ATE UP ALL THE CAKE?

TWEETY?

[LOUD BELCH]

OKAY, OKAY.

THIS TIME, I DID DO IT.

[ALL LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY]

[CLUCKING]

Children: WHO'S THAT TALKING IN THE BARNYARD?

ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY

WHO'S THAT TALKING IN THE BARNYARD

BABY FOGHORN YAKS AWAY

HE CAN'T HEAR THE ROOSTER'S CROWIN'

RISE UP SO EARLY IN THE WEEK

HE CAN'T HEAR THE FARMER SHOUTING

Farmer: OH BABY FOGHORN CLOSE YOUR BEAK!

BABY, WON'T YOU CLOSE BABY, WON'T YOU CLOSE

BABY FOGHORN, CLOSE YOUR BEAK

BABY, WON'T YOU CLOSE BABY, WON'T YOU CLOSE

BABY FOGHORN, CLOSE YOUR BEAK

Children: SOMEONE'S WITH THE CHICKENS IT'S FOGHORN

SOMEONE'S WITH THE CHICKENS I KNOW-OH-OH-OH

SOMEONE'S WITH THE CHICKENS IT'S FOGHORN

STRUMMIN' ON THE OL' BANJO AND SINGIN'

FE FI FIDDLY-I-OH

[STRUMMING THE BANJO]

STRUMMIN' ON THE OL' BANJO

[SONG ENDS, CHICKENS CLUCKING]

Petunia: ONE LUMP OR 2, LORD PICKLEPUSS?

HOW ABOUT YOU, LADY MARLBURG?

OH, LORD PICKLEPUSS, PLEASE!

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING LADY MARLBURG.

Sylvester: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

[GRUNTS]

SYLVESTER!

YOU KNOCKED OVER LORD PICKLEPUSS.

OH. UH, SORRY.

ARE YOU OKAY, LORD PICKLEPUSS?

TEA PARTIES CAN BE QUITE DANGEROUS AROUND HERE.

SYLVESTER, WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US?

THANKS, BUT I MISSED, LIKE, A ZILLION CATCHES IN A ROW, HEH!

I THINK I'M GOING TO BREAK MY RECORD.

[LOUD CRASH]

OH! SORRY!

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

WOULD...ANY...OF YOU.. LIKE SOME...

TEA?

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PLAY WITH ME.

[BUZZING]

[SCREAMING]

HUH?

OH, IT WAS JUST A LITTLE OLD--

Sylvester: PETUNIA, WHAT'S WRONG?

YEAH, ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT'S GOING ON, PETUNIA?

PETUNIA OKAY? ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

WHAT'S WRONG? WHO'S SCREAMING?

Granny: PETUNIA, I HEARD YOU SCREAMING.

IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?

UH, YEAH.

IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

[ALL SIGH WITH RELIEF]

GOODNESS, PETUNIA,

YOU HAD US ALL WORRIED.

ANYWAY, I'LL BE INSIDE IF YOU NEED ME.

[DOOR CLOSES]

WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO STAY AND...

NEVER MIND.

BUT WASN'T THAT INTERESTING, LORD PICKLEPUSS?

ONE CRY, AND EVERYBODY CAME RUNNING.

I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I...

Petunia: HELP! HELP!

BEAR! BEAR!

THAT'S PETUNIA!

[GRUNTS]

[ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE]

PETUNIA, WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW?

THERE WAS THIS-- THIS HUGE BEAR.

HE WAS HAIRY AND HAD BIG TEETH

AND CLAWS AND STUFF.

WOW! OH, MY! WOW!

PETUNIA, ARE YOU SURE YOU SAW A BEAR?

MM-HMM.

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

HE CLOSED IN ON ME.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.

I REACHED FOR MY TEAPOT, AND I SWUNG AT HIM.

[ALL GASP]

AND HE RAN AWAY,

BUT I THINK HE MIGHT COME BACK.

[ALL GASP]

HMM.

WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.

DAFFY, WILL YOU HELP ME BRAID MY DOLLY'S HAIR?

HEY, I'M READING HERE!

BUT YOU CAN'T READ.

WELL, I'M LISTENING TO THE PICTURES.

THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.

[GROWLS]

OH. OKAY.

[CHILDREN GIGGLING]

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HELP ME BRAID MY DOLLY'S HAIR?

EH, WE'RE PLAYING BUBBLE TAG RIGHT NOW.

YOU WANT TO JOIN US?

NO, I WANT TO BRAID MY DOLLY'S HAIR.

MAYBE WHEN WE'RE DONE WE'LL PLAY WITH YOU.

HMM...

OKAY.

HELP! HELP!

DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR!

DINOSAUR?! WHERE? WHERE, WHERE?

OVER THERE? IN THE FOREST?

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

WELL, KEEP LOOKING.

A DISCOVERY OF THIS MAGNITUDE IS, UH...

MAGNITUDINOUS.

IS IT A PLANT EATER? OR DOES IT EAT...

[GULPS]

PUSSYCATS?

I DON'T KNOW. IT DIDN'T SAY.

STAND BACK. OUT OF MY WAY.

CAN YOU PICK THE DINOSAUR OUT OF A LINEUP?

IS IT THIS ONE?

IT WAS...

MAYBE, SORT OF, LIKE THAT.

REALLY? THE SYNOCEROPTERIX?

UH, YEAH! THE SYNOCEROPACISSISS.

HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,

BUT THERE ARE NO DINOSAURS ANYMORE.

THAT IS NOT NECESSARILY TRUE.

PETUNIA'S DISCOVERY MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

SYNOCEROPTERIX IS SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN CHINA,

SO THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT THERE,

BUT IT'S BEEN LIVING HERE,

WHICH PRECISELY WHY IT'S GONE UNNOTICED ALL THIS TIME.

HMM.

MAKES SENSE TO ME.

RATS! IT MUST HAVE RUN OFF.

PETUNIA, SWEETHEART, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

PETUNIA, ARE YOU SURE YOU SAW A DINOSAUR?

MM-HMM.

YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THIS TO GET ATTENTION, ARE YOU?

MM-MMM.

WE'RE GOING ON A DINOSAUR HUNT.

UH, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU, GRANNY.

NO FOOTPRINTS, NO BROKEN TREES,

NO DINO DOO-DOO.

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THERE WAS NO DINOSAUR.

I'M AFRAID OUR DEAR LITTLE PETUNIA IS CRYING WOLF.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS CRYING "BEARS" AND "DINOSAURS."

NO, NO.

TO "CRY WOLF" IS TO MAKE UP WILD STORIES TO GET ATTENTION.

IT'S FROM THE AESOP FABLE THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF.

I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH THAT AESOP GUY--

TEACHING KIDS TO YELL "DINOSAUR" WHEN THERE AIN'T NONE.

HE DIDN'T--I MEAN, HE WAS TRYING TO--

OH, GOODNESS!

DON'T SAY "AIN'T."

WELL, SHE'S NEVER GOING TO FOOL THIS LITTLE DUCKY AGAIN.

MORE TEA, LORD PICKLEPUSS?

MY, MY, SOMEONE SURE IS THIRSTY.

OH, DEAR.

ALL GONE.

FORGIVE ME, WHILE I MAKE A FRESH POT.

[GRUNTING]

NOW TO GET BACK TO MY--

HEY, YOU.

TURN OFF.

[STRAINING]

OH NO!

TURN OFF!

TURN OFF!

TURN OFF!

[GASPS]

OH, NO!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

SYLVESTER! SYLVESTER, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.

THE WATER WON'T STOP. THERE'S GOING TO BE A FLOOD!

YEAH, RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED?

DID HOOVER DAM BREAK?

THE WATER! THE WATER! IT'S OVERFLOWING!

WE'VE GOT TO STOP IT, OR IT WILL BE EVERYWHERE.

SURE, PETUNIA. WE BELIEVE YOU.

WE'RE BUSY.

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR DINOSAUR TO HELP YOU?

HUH? WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?

[WATER RUNNING]

[GASPS, SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

HELP! HELP!

WATER! FLOOD! FLOOD!

FLOOOOOD!

NOW, NOW, PETUNIA,

WE DON'T LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR A RIVER,

AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF RAIN.

THERE'S JUST NO WAY THERE COULD BE A FLOOD.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THE WATER IS OUT OF CONTROL.

OKAY, PETUNIA, WHY DON'T WE JUST SIT DOWN

AND TALK ABOUT YOUR CRYING WOLF.

CRYING WOLF? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I NEVER SAID I SAW A WOLF.

WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

THERE'S GOING TO BE A--GAH!

[DOOR CREAKING]

OH!

OH.

SEE? I TOLD YOU THERE WAS GOING TO BE A FLOOD.

OH.

SO, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?

IF YOU CALL FOR HELP WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT,

THEN WHEN YOU DO NEED HELP, NO ONE WILL LISTEN.

OH!

GEE, I'M SORRY, GRANNY.

I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE.

[CHUCKLES]

GOOD GIRL!

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL DONE.

SO, WHO WANTS COOKIES?

[ALL CLAMORING FOR COOKIES]

OOPS. SORRY.

I GUESS THESE ARE A LITTLE SOGGY.

All: AAAWWW!

LOOKS LIKE WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM.

All: HOORAY!

[CLAMORING FOR ICE CREAM]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLES] UNLESS, OF COURSE,

WE RUN INTO ANY BEARS OR DINOSAURS ALONG THE WAY.

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I REALLY SEE ANY.

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