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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU!

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

WELL, LITTLE ONES,

WE'VE CERTAINLY GATHERED UP

A LOT OF THINGS TO GIVE AWAY.

HEY...

WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS BOX, GRANNY?

OH. WELL,

OVER THERE, DEARS.

GEE, GRANNY, YOU'RE

GIVING AWAY A LOT OF THINGS.

YES, TWEETY, AND IT

MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD.

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME, EVERYONE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T HELP YOU.

HEY, GUYS, WHO'S UP FOR SOME HIDE-AND-SEEK?

CAN'T, DAFFY.

WE'RE HELPING GRANNY GET THINGS READY FOR CHARITY.

UH, IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE HIDE-AND-SEEK?

NO, DAFFY. CHARITY IS GIVING TO THOSE

WHO DON'T HAVE AS MUCH AS WE DO.

YEAH. WANT TO HELP?

NAH. I'VE GOT SOME HIDING AND SEEKING TO DO.

MR. McSTUFFLES!

WHAT'S HE DOING OUT HERE WITH THIS OTHER STUFF?

WELL, HE'S BEING GIVEN TO CHARITY, TOO.

OH, NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S MY FAVORITE TOY.

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH HIM FOR A LONG TIME, DAFF.

THAT'S RIGHT, DAFFY.

YOU HAVE OTHER TOYS NOW.

YOU DON'T NEED

MR. McSTUFFLES ANYMORE.

I DO NEED HIM! I DO!

WHAT ABOUT CHARITY, DAFFY?

CHARITY, SCHMARITY!

YOU CAN'T HAVE McSTUFFLES.

DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THEM,

MR. McSTUFFLES.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO STOP PLAYING WITH YOU.

I JUST LOST YOU, THAT'S ALL.

NOW, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.

DANCING FEET

WHAT A TREAT

DANCING FEET

WHAT A TREAT

OH, MY DANCING FEET

IS THAT A NEW DOLL?

OH, YES.

SING-ALONG SHELBY.

PRESS HER TUMMY, AND SHE SINGS.

SEE?

OH, NO, NO

MY POOR TUMMY

IT WANTS SOMETHING REALLY YUMMY

FEED ME, FEED ME

FEED ME

WOW! LET ME PLAY.

NO!

GO PLAY WITH YOUR BABY TOY.

MR. McSTUFFLES IS NOT A BABY TOY.

HE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE CAN DO.

OH, YEAH? PROVE IT.

[GULPS]

I'M WAITING.

ARM, ARM, ARM

MY ACHING ARM, ARM, ARM

HEY! YOU'RE SAYING THAT, DAFFY.

TOLD YOU THAT'S A BABY TOY.

HA HA!

[LOUDLY] McSTUFFLES IS NOT...

[SOFTLY] A DUMB BABY TOY.

HI, DAFFY.

LOOK AT MY NEW TOY.

IT'S SQUISHY-STRETCHY-KINS.

HE STRETCHES...

HE TWISTS...

AH!

AND THIS IS

THE BEST PART.

THIS TOY IS SO COOL!

LET'S PLAY WITH IT OUTSIDE.

OKAY.

I BET YOU IF WE TRY,

WE CAN BOUNCE HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE SUN.

Granny: DAFFY.

[GULPS]

AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?

OOPS.

OKAY, NOW I'M READY.

GO ON OUTSIDE, PETUNIA.

DAFFY IS GOING TO STAY INSIDE

AND PLAY WITH MR. McSTUFFLES,

AREN'T YOU, DAFFY?

YES, GRANNY.

WHAT'S WITH YOU, McSTUFFLES?

YOU USED TO BE SO MUCH FUN.

Computer: SYLVESTER, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A STORY?

YES, I DO.

PRESS THE RED TRIANGLE TO HEAR A STORY.

[BEEP]

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CAT NAMED SYLVESTER.

THAT'S ME. THAT'S ME!

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S AN ELECTRIC PLAYTIME STORY READER.

HOW COME IT CAN SAY YOUR NAME?

GRANNY HELPED ME DO THAT.

SHE PRESSED THIS SQUARE,

I SAID MY NAME, AND IT WORKED.

GIMME!

HANDS OFF. IT'S MINE.

HMPH! THAT THING'S NOT SO GREAT.

MY DOLL HERE CAN REALLY TALK TO YOU.

NO, IT CAN'T.

YES, IT CAN.

REALLY?

YES. BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE PLAYROOM

FOR IT TO WORK.

TOO, TOO EASY.

[BEEP]

Computer: DAFFY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A STORY?

WOO-HOO! I DID IT! I MADE IT WORK.

HA HA! OH, SYLVESTER

IS PROBABLY STILL TRYING TO MAKE McSTUFFLES TALK.

AHEM!

[LAUGHS WEAKLY]

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MR. McSTUFFLES,

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GIVE HIM TO CHARITY.

SOME OTHER CHILD SMALLER THAN YOU

MIGHT LOVE HIM AND NEED HIM MORE.

NO! I LOVE HIM!

I'M NEVER LETTING HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT, NEVER!

ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.

YOU CAN'T SING, YOU CAN'T BEND,

YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL ME STORIES.

I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.

YOU ARE A BABY TOY.

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

OH, BOY!

ALRIGHT!

HA HA!

HEY, DAFF, GET YOUR BIKE AND LET'S RACE.

WE'VE SET UP A COURSE.

I CAN'T. I HAVE TO PLAY WITH MR. McSTUFFLES

SO GRANNY DOESN'T GIVE HIM AWAY.

OOH, BUT THAT'S A TOY FOR BABIES!

YEAH, TAZ, THAT IS A BABY TOY.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

WELL, UH, SEE YOU, DAFFY.

[SIGHS]

OOH! HOLD UP, GUYS.

I GOT AN IDEA.

GREAT IDEA, DAFF.

YEAH.

OKAY BACK THERE, McSTUFFLES?

HEY, LET'S GO UP THE HILL AROUND BACK.

I'LL BEAT YOU THERE.

HA HA... HEE HEE... HA HA...

WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO...

HEY, WAIT FOR US!

WHOA!

STOP!

WOW. WHAT A RIDE.

[HUMMING]

OH, NO!

MR. McSTUFFLES.

GEE, I HOPE HE'S NOT HURT.

THAT WAS FUN.

YEAH, I BET

EVEN OLD McSTUFFLES LIKED IT, DIDN'T YOU?

MR. McSTUFFLES! HE'S GONE.

I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.

HEY, DAFFY, WAIT UP.

IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

IF I WOULD HAVE JUST PLAYED WITH HIM MORE, HE'D BE, HE'D BE...

ON THE PORCH WITH TWEETY?

TWEETY HAS GOT MY TOY.

SEE, MR. McSTUFFLES?

I KNEW DAFFY WOULD COME BACK FOR YOU.

ALRIGHT, TWEETY, HAND HIM OVER.

McSTUFFLES IS MY TOY.

MR. McSTUFFLES WAS HURT,

BUT I TOOK CARE OF HIM FOR YOU, DAFFY.

HE'S ALL BETTER, SEE?

BYE, MR. McSTUFFLES.

IT WAS NICE PLAYING WITH YOU.

TWEETY...

AH, WHY DON'T YOU KEEP HIM?

FOR REAL?

SURE. HE'S YOUR TOY NOW.

LOOK. SEE HOW HAPPY HE IS TO BE WITH YOU?

GEE, THANKS, DAFFY.

OH, BOY!

LET'S GO PLAY IN THE YARD, MR. McSTUFFLES.

HEY, WAIT!

DON'T DRAG HIM LIKE THAT.

WHAT'S WITH DAFFY, GRANNY?

WELL, BUGS, IT LOOKS LIKE

HE'S GOT A SLIGHT CASE OF CHARITY.

HEE HEE! HA HA!

HA HA... HEE HEE...

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

HOW I WONDER WHO YOU ARE

TWIRLING THROUGH THE WORLD SO FAST

EATING EVERYTHING YOU PASS

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

BABY TAZ IS WHO YOU ARE

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

HOW I WONDER WHO YOU ARE

SHOWING OFF AND ACTING COOL

BOUNCING AROUND YOUR SWIMMING POOL

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

BABY DAFFY'S WHO YOU ARE

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

HOW I WONDER WHO YOU ARE

SINGING IN YOUR TINY CAGE

FILLING BABY CATS WITH RAGE

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

BABY TWEETY'S WHO YOU ARE

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

HOW I WONDER WHO YOU ARE

CHEWING CARROTS, PLAYING TRICKS

TEASING DAFFY DUCK FOR KICKS

TWINKLE, BABY LOONEY STAR

BABY BUGS IS WHO YOU ARE

"THE PRINCESS LOVED THE POOR FARMER.

"BUT THE PRINCESS' GRANDMOTHER, THE QUEEN,

"WOULD NOT ALLOW HER TO MARRY A PEASANT.

"SO, THE QUEEN LOCKED HER AWAY

HIGH IN HER TOWER."

WHEN SHE WAS TAKEN AWAY BY SPACE ALIENS.

SHH! SHH!

"YOU ARE A PRINCESS,

"THE QUEEN TOLD HER.

YOU SHOULD MARRY A PRINCE."

[NASAL VOICE] QUEEN GRANNY,

MY HEART BELONGS TO CALVIN--

THE CAREFREE CUCAMONGAN CABBAGE FARMER.

OH, MAKE ME A CABBAGE FARM GUY

AND YOU'LL BE MY CABBAGE FARM GAL

AND WE'LL RAISE LOTS OF COLESLAW AND JULIENNE FRIES

AND LIFE WILL BE, OH, SO SWELL

HOW CAN YOU LOVE A CABBAGE FARMER?

CABBAGE STINKS. YOU'LL STINK.

QUEEN GRANNY, I HAVE A DEVIATED SEPTUM.

[SNORTS]

I CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING ANYWAY.

HMM.

THE STEAM FROM THIS ROYAL HUMIDIFIER

SHALL OPEN YOUR NOSE.

MAYBE THEN YOU'LL WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SAUERKRAUT.

Granny: "SOON, THE PRINCESS' NOSE WOULD STOP RUNNING,

FOLLOWED, THE QUEEN HOPED, BY HER FEET."

DON'T MOVE, CALVIN!

I HAVE A PLAN!

"AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END."

HUH?

THE END?

GRANNY, HOW CAN THAT BE?

THE PRINCESS HASN'T ESCAPED

TO MARRY HER TRUE LOVE, CALVIN, YET.

HMM? OH, DEAR ME, LOLA. YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DIDN'T REALIZE THESE PAGES WERE MISSING

WHEN WE CHECKED THIS BOOK OUT OF THE LIBRARY.

WE'LL HAVE TO TELL THE LIBRARIAN SO SHE CAN BUY A NEW COPY.

BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PRINCESS?

OH, I'M SURE SHE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

PRINCESSES ALWAYS DO, YOU KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU LITTLE ONES PLAY

UNTIL THE RAIN CLEARS UP?

THEN WE'LL GET THAT BOOK RIGHT BACK TO THE LIBRARY.

NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW

IF THE PRINCESS ESCAPES AND MARRIES CALVIN--

THE CLUELESS CUCARACHING CABBY CANNER.

[SARCASTICALLY] GEE, I WONDER

IF I CAN SURVIVE THE SUSPENSE.

HEY, I KNOW. WHY DON'T WE JUST DRAW

THE REST OF THE STORY OURSELVES?

BOOK DRAWING? ARE YOU SURE WE CAN?

THAT'S FOR GROWNUPS.

NONSENSE, SYLVESTER.

DRAWING IS WHAT BABIES DO BEST.

OOH!

EXCUSE ME, DAFFODIL.

EXCUSE ME, MR. HAMSTER,

BUT MY TRUE LOVE AWAITS.

CALVIN, START UP THE DONKEY.

WE'RE HEADED FOR THE CABBAGE FARM.

PRINCESS, YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

FARMING WILL RUIN YOUR FINGERNAILS.

WAIT!

HUH?

TAZ MAKE STORY, TOO.

HEE HEE! HA HA!

GOBLIN WANT PRINCESS...

FOR GOBLIN CAVE.

DEAR MR. GOBLIN, GRANT ME MY FREEDOM

AND I SHALL GIVE YOU

ALL MY GUMDROPS.

OOH! GUMDROPS!

OH, GOODY! GOODY!

GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!

WAIT!

WHAT IF THE PRINCESS WAS

ACTUALLY THE ROYAL GUMDROP MAKER...

TRAPPED BY THE GUMDROP GOBBLING GOBLIN,

FORCED TO MAKE CHEWY GUMDROPS ALL DAY AND EVENING?

WHAT KIND OF GUMDROPS DO YOU LIKE, MR. GOBLIN?

WE GOT RASPBERRY GUMDROPS

AND GRANNY APPLE GREEN GUMDROPS

AND GRAVY-FLAVORED GUMDROPS.

GOLLY, GOBLIN.

YOU'RE GOBBLING A GREAT BIG GOB OF GUMMY GUMDROPS.

WAIT!

I LIKE YELLOW GUMDROPS MYSELF.

HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M A GUMDROP.

OOH, THAT PUTTY-TAT GOT GOOD TASTE.

AND CUT.

CUT! CUT! CUT!

AS THE DIRECTOR OF THIS PICTURE,

I'VE GOT TO KNOW,

WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

WELL, UM, I'M JUST ME.

I MEAN, DO I HAVE TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE?

CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST LIKE ME FOR BEING ME?

WHY, CERTAINLY...

JUST AS LONG AS YOU'RE...

A SPACE ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE--

WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO--

INVADING EARTH...

IN ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE

OF DUCK DIAPERLESS-- SPACE CADET.

HOLD IT!

WHERE'S THE PRINCESS STORY?

I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A PRINCESS STORY.

[SLURP]

ALRIGHT, ALIEN, DROP THAT GUMDROP.

BUT--BUT--

DROP IT, I SAY. DROP IT, DROP IT, DROP IT!

HUH?

OH, A WISENHEIMER, EH?

HELP!

THANKS, LOLA.

BACK OFF, DOLLFACE.

THIS STORY'S MINE. MINE, MINE, MINE!

HEY! WHAT YOU DOING?

MAKING ROOM FOR THE HERO, DUCK.

YOU'RE DESPIC--

YOU'RE DESPAR-- YOU ARE DESPICITY...

YOU'RE A STINKER.

AIN'T I, THOUGH?

THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S A CABBAGE FARMER.

WHO'S COME TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS.

CALVIN, I LOVE YOU,

BUT THIS IS MY FAIRY TALE.

AND I CAN RESCUE MYSELF.

OH!

NOW LET'S GO HOME AND MAKE COLESLAW.

AND, SO, THEY DID.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPY EVERLY AFTER.

THE SKY'S ALL CLEAR.

NOW, LET'S GET THAT DAMAGED BOOK TO THE LIBRARY

AND FIND A NEW ONE.

Bugs: BUT WE FIXED IT UP, GRANNY.

WE ALL DID.

GOOD AS NEW.

MY, MY. IT'S BETTER THAN NEW.

AREN'T YOU ALL JUST THE MOST GIFTED LITTLE STORYTELLERS?

I'LL KEEP IT ALWAYS.

BUT, GRANNY, THIS BOOK BELONGS TO THE LIBRARY.

WE CAN'T KEEP IT.

I'LL JUST BUY A NEW COPY FOR THE LIBRARY MYSELF

SO I CAN CHERISH THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

FOREVER AND EVER.

NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL

A HAPPY ENDING.

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