Original subtitles

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

GOODNIGHT, LITTLE ONES. PLEASANT DREAMS.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THE MORNING.

[KISS]

I'M NOT EVEN TIRED YET.

ME, NEITHER.

BEDTIME SHOULD BE THE TIME WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY.

IF IT WORKED LIKE THAT,

TAZ WOULD THINK IT WAS ALWAYS SNACKTIME.

BLA...PTTHT...BLA...

TAZ LIKES SNACKS!

BET I CAN BOUNCE HIGHER THAN YOU.

CANNOT!

CAN, TOO! HA HA HA!

[LAUGHING]

I CAN BOUNCE HIGHER THAN ALL OF YOU.

EVERYONE CAN BOUNCE HIGHER THAN ME.

I'M GOING TO SLEEP.

[LAUGHING]

I'M THE BEST BOUNCER.

NO, I AM! HA HA!

WHO CARES? I'M JUST A BOUNCING FOOL.

WHOO HOO!

HEY, DAFFY!

SO, THAT'S YOUR GAME, IS IT?

WHEE! NOW I CAN BOUNCE!

[LAUGHING]

GOODNESS. WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE ONES UP TO?

[LAUGHTER STOPS]

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF SAM, LOOK AT ALL THE FEATHERS.

THEY'RE NOT MINE. NO, SIREE.

NO MISSING FEATHERS FROM THIS LITTLE BLACK DUCK.

THEY MUST BE TWEETY'S.

HEY, I'M TOO YOUNG TO MOLT AND LOSE MY FEATHERS.

OH. TCK, TCK, TCK.

WE'LL HAVE TO RE-STUFF THOSE PILLOWS IN THE MORNING.

RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP,

BECAUSE THE SANDMAN WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE

TO PUT THE SAND IN YOUR EYES.

WHAT'S THIS?

YOU KNOW THE SAND YOU FIND IN YOUR EYES IN THE MORNING?

MM-HMM.

WELL, THE SANDMAN PUTS IT THERE

DURING THE NIGHT TO HELP YOU SLEEP.

[KISS]

GOODNIGHT AGAIN.

WHAT KIND OF GOOFBALL GOES AROUND

THROWING SAND IN LITTLE KIDS' EYES?

[YAWN]

GO TO SLEEP, DAFFY. NOW I AM TIRED.

I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS SANDY MAN, EITHER.

MAYBE I'LL SLEEP UNDER THE BED, WHERE HE CAN'T GET ME.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

YOU THINK HE WON'T FIND YOU UNDER THERE?

OH, BROTHER.

WELL, MAYBE IT IS KIND OF LONELY UNDER HERE ANYWAY.

BUGS, CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?

JUST FOR TONIGHT?

OH, OKAY. ANYTHING SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP.

HA! GO TO SLEEP, HE SAYS.

SURE, THAT'S WHAT THE SANDMAN WANTS.

I BET HE'S OUT THERE WAITING RIGHT NOW.

[DOOR CREAKS]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

AAH! IT'S HIM!

TAZ THIRSTY.

THAT'S IT! EVERYONE BACK TO THEIR OWN BEDS

AND GO TO SLEEP!

I'LL GO BACK TO MY OWN BED,

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP.

NO DUSTY OLD SANDMAN IS GONNA DUST ME.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[DAFFY LAUGHING]

I MADE IT! HA HA!

THAT SILLY SANDMAN DIDN'T GET IN HERE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, DAFFY.

THERE'S SAND IN MY EYES.

THERE'S SAND IN MY EYES, TOO.

HEY, ME, TOO.

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

NO!

HOW COULD THE SANDMAN HAVE GOTTEN IN?

I WAS WATCHING THE WHOLE NIGHT,

AND I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE!

THIS SANDY MAN IS ONE TRICKY GUY.

WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE

THE SANDMAN GOES DURING THE DAY?

HUH!

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

CUT THAT OUT!

I CAN PLAY MY MUSIC IF I WANT TO.

I HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT.

I'M TELLING YOU, MY FELLOW BABIES,

THE SANDMAN IS GOING TO RISE OUT OF THAT SAND BOX

AND THROW SAND IN OUR FACES!

IF HE LIVES IN THAT SAND BOX,

HOW COME WE'VE NEVER SEEN HIM RISE OUT OF IT BEFORE?

OH, HE'S A TRICKY ONE.

HE GOT IN AND OUT OF THE BEDROOM

WITHOUT US SEEING HIM, DIDN'T HE?

WELL...THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

YEAH. IT'S NOT SO BAD

HAVING HIM PUT THE SANDIES IN AT NIGHT,

BUT I DON'T WANT HIM DOING IT WHEN I'M AWAKE.

I'M WITH YOU, MELISSA.

LET'S PLAY OVER THERE.

THIS SHOULD BE FAR ENOUGH AWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHY,

BUT I LOVE WATCHING THE LITTLE FISHIES.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

WE WOULD HAVE SEEN HIM BY NOW.

I'M TELLING YOU, LITTLE MISTER,

THE SANDMAN LIVES

RIGHT IN OUR OWN SAND BOX.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

HA HA HA!

WHAT WAS THAT?! WHOA!

OH, FINE. NOW I CAN'T SEE.

OH, TOO BAD TOWELS DON'T GROW ON TREES.

OR DO THEY?

AAH! SNAKE! GET IT OFF OF ME! GET IT OFF OF ME!

HUH!

WHOA!

UH!

LOOK!

IT'S HIM! THE SANDMAN! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!

AAH! AAH!

OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! IT'S TRUE!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

TAZ SAVE!

[LAUGHING]

HEY, LOLA, WHAT HAPPENS

TO OUR SAND CASTLES

WHEN THEY GET WET?

MUSH.

RIGHT. WE'LL MELT

THAT OLD SANDMAN.

I'M COVERING MY EYES,

SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE ME ALONE!

YOU CAN'T GET ME!

SYLVESTER! SYLVESTER!

YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW, DAFFY.

IT'S ALL OVER.

SYLVESTER?

YOU'RE THE SANDMAN?

I'M NO SANDY MAN.

I WAS WET, AND I FELL IN THE SAND BOX.

NOW I'M JUST WET AGAIN.

HERE, NOW. WHY ARE YOU

THROWING WATER ON POOR SYLVESTER?

WE THOUGHT HE WAS THE SANDMAN.

AND HE WAS GONNA THROW SAND IN OUR EYES.

DAFFY STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR HIM

AND THEN NEVER SAW HIM.

BUT WE ALL STILL HAD SAND

IN OUR EYES IN THE MORNING.

OH, DEAR.

THE SANDMAN ISN'T REAL, DAFFY.

HE'S JUST MADE UP.

THEN WHY DID YOU TELL US ABOUT HIM?

YOU'RE RIGHT. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.

I THOUGHT THE SANDMAN WAS JUST A FUN LITTLE STORY.

BUT I MADE A MISTAKE.

YOU MADE A MISTAKE?

YES. SOMETIMES GROWNUPS MAKE MISTAKES, TOO.

I'M SORRY THE SANDMAN STORY SCARED YOU.

WE FORGIVE YOU.

I'M JUST GLAD HE'S NOT REAL.

GOODNIGHT, LITTLE ONES. PLEASANT DREAMS.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THE MORNING.

AT LEAST I'LL GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP,

NOW THAT THE SANDMAN IS GONE.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOA!

HA HA HA HA!

SHEESH! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,

I'D TAKE THE SANDMAN OVER YOU ANY DAY.

THERE WERE 10 IN A BED, BABY TWEETY SAID

TOO CROWDED, TOO CROWDED

SO AWAY HE RACED, AND SYLVESTER CHASED

10, 9.

THERE WERE 8 STILL ASLEEP, BABY ROADRUNNER'S BEEP

WOKE WILE E., WOKE WILE E.

BABY WILE E. LEAPT, WHILE THE OTHER LOONEYS SLEPT

10, 9, 8, 7.

THERE WERE 6 IN A BED, BABY DAFFY SAID

STOP SNORING, YOU'RE BORING

SO HE WOKE BABY SAM, AND AWAY THEY RAN

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.

THERE WERE 4 IN A BED, BABY MARVIN SAID

I'M HOMESICK, WANT SPACESHIP

SO HE FLEW THROUGH THE STARS TO HIS HOME ON MARS

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4.

THERE WERE 3 IN A BED, WHEN BABY TAZ SAID

MY TUMMY NEEDS YUMMIES

AND HE CHASED ELMER FUDD OFF THE BED WITH A THUD

10, 9, 8, 7...2.

THERE WAS ONE IN A BED, BABY PORKY SAID

TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS

OH! WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE HERE?

WHEN IS WHAT GOING TO BE HERE, SWEETIE PIE?

OH! GRANNY!

UM, THIS REALLY INCREDIBLY COOL TOY.

IT'S COMING IN THE MAIL.

I'LL BET YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT.

YEAH. I MEAN, THIS ISN'T JUST ANY TOY.

IT'S ACME TOYS' MIKEY, THE MECHANICAL MARVEL--

THE COOLEST TOY AND BEST FRIEND A KID COULD EVER HAVE.

SAID SO ON TV.

OH, MY, MY.

SENT IN 47 BOX TOPS OF COCOA WHAM-BAMS TO GET IT.

SO, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED

TO ALL THOSE COCOA WHAM-BAMS.

OH, SURE. I GOT SICK EATING THEM ALL, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE COOLEST KID

WITH THE COOLEST TOY ON THE BLOCK.

AT LEAST, I WILL BE, IF IT EVER GETS HERE.

WELL, YOU ONLY ORDERED IT YESTERDAY.

YESTERDAY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TAKING THIS LONG.

I REMEMBER WHAT MY GRANNY USED TO SAY

WHEN I COULDN'T WAIT FOR SOMETHING.

"STEP BY STEP AND PACE BY PACE,

A LITTLE PATIENCE WINS THE RACE."

COOLNESS WAITS FOR NOBODY.

COME ON, BUGS. BREAKFAST.

WHAT IS IT TODAY?

COCOA WHAM-BAMS.

MY FAVORITE.

FINALLY, I GOT A BOX

THAT DIDN'T DISAPPEAR.

NO, THANKS. I ALREADY ATE.

AW, COME ON!

WHAT'S WITH HIM?

MAYBE HE HAS TO GO POTTY.

[TWEET]

[LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]

HEY, COME ON, BUGS.

DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY?

NOT NOW.

"AND THEN THE CREEPY OLD GIANT

"WITH THE BIG BAD HAIR GROWING OUT OF HIS NOSE SAID,

FE FI FO FUM..."

Daffy: HEY, BUGS. YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE PART

WHERE JACK TRASHES THE GIANT.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

WHERE IS IT?

Lola: I'LL MATCH YOUR CASTLE

AND RAISE YOU ANOTHER 3 BLOCKS.

A DARE? I LIKE IT!

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

HEY, BUGS, YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN.

[MUTTERING]

OOH...

[CLOCK TICKING]

[SLURP]

[CRUNCH CRUNCH]

[SLURP]

MMM! IS MY LITTLE TUMMY EVER HAPPY.

[RUMBLING]

SNACKS. MUST HAVE SNACKS.

GAH!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

THE MAIL!

HI, BUGS. WERE YOU WAITING FOR SOMETHING?

I HEARD THE BELL.

AAH! IT CAME! IT CAME!

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE WANTING-- AND I WASN'T HERE!

IT'S ALL MY FAULT! YOU WERE WAITING FOR--

HOW COULD I BE SO UNCOOL?! SO I HAPPENED TO BE--

BUGS!

WHAT?

[AHEM]

IT'S HERE.

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

ONLY THE BEST, THE COOLEST,

THE MOST INCREDIBLE TOY EVER,

THE TOY THAT IS SO COOL,

YOU HAVE TO BE COOL TO ORDER IT. NO.

SO COOL YOUR SOCKS HAVE TO BE COOL

BEFORE YOU CAN ORDER IT.

THAT COOL, HUH?

COOLER. IT'S COOL WITH A CAPITAL...

UH...WHAT'S "COOL" START WITH?

UH...I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S THE TOTAL SUPREMO.

IT'S MIKEY, THE MECHANICAL MARVEL!

[RATTLING]

[SIGHS]

OH, I'M SORRY, BUGS.

WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK.

INSTRUCTIONS.

OOH! OOH! OOH!

I GET IT NOW.

THIS ISN'T JUST ANY TOY.

THIS IS A COOLNESS TEST,

BECAUSE NOT JUST ANY KID CAN HAVE

A MIKEY, THE MECHANICAL MARVEL.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE COOL ENOUGH TO PUT IT TOGETHER.

OH, BOY! JUST WAIT! YOU'LL SEE!

GONNA BE GREAT! YEAH!

LITTLE ONES, LUNCHTIME.

MAC CHEESE! MAC CHEESE!

NOT NOW.

I LIKE A GUY WHO GETS INTO HIS FOOD.

ME, TOO.

I'M DONE.

THAT'S FINE, BUGS, BUT IT'S POLITE

TO WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE IS DONE.

UH...GRANNY.

YES, BUGS?

I'VE GOT TO GO POTTY REALLY BAD.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

WELL, CERTAINLY, DEAR.

WAHOOWEE!

HMM... INSTRUCTIONS.

WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT STEP-BY-STEP STUFF?

WHAT I NEED IS TO BE THE COOLEST KID ON MY BLOCK,

JUST LIKE IT SAID ON TV.

WELL? WHERE IS HE?

WHEN YOU GOT TO GO, YOU GOT TO GO.

I THINK I FEEL THE COOLNESS OOZING RIGHT OUT OF ME.

STILL NO BUGS?

THAT'S A LONG POTTY.

SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE.

WELL, HE BETTER NOT BE IN THE BATHTUB

PLAYING WITH MY RUBBER DUCKY.

COOL! HE'S REVVED UP, GRADE-A, NUMERO UNO,

GOLD-MEDAL COOL!

Daffy: THAT COOL, HUH?

AND YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK,

THE PROUD OWNER OF MIKEY, THE MECHANICAL MARVEL.

OH...

OH, BUGS.

AH, WHO NEEDS THAT DUMB OLD TOY?

DIDN'T WORK ANYWAY.

HEY, MAYBE IF WE WENT STEP BY STEP

AND TOOK OUR TIME...

YEAH, AND FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS.

MAYBE MIKEY COULD BE ALL HE'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

YEAH, INSTEAD OF ALL CRACKED UP!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA...

HA.

UH, YEAH.

NAH. I DON'T CARE.

YOU GUYS CAN HAVE IT.

I DON'T WANT IT.

Lola: UM...BUGS?

AW, FORGET IT. ALL THOSE BOXES OF CEREAL.

ALL THAT WAITING. AND FOR WHAT?

A PILE OF JUNK.

IT WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE THEY SAID ON TV.

IT WASN'T EVEN A TEENSY-WEENSY BIT COOL.

[SNIFFLES]

OH, LOLA, I DON'T WANT A--

MIKEY?

WE PUT TOGETHER THIS MUCH,

BUT WE'RE STUCK. A LITTLE HELP?

"STEP BY STEP AND PACE BY PACE,

A LITTLE PATIENCE WINS THE RACE."

THE COOLEST TOY A KID EVER HAD!

ALL THANKS TO THE BEST FRIENDS HE EVER HAD.

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

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