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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

AH...AH...AH...

[PANTING]

[LAUGHTER]

AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCH.

TA-DA! THE CITY IS OPENED!

CAN WE PLAY NOW?

I'M BEHIND SCHEDULE

MAKING MY VROOM-VROOM SOUNDS FOR TODAY.

AAH! IT ALMOST GOT ME!

AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[MUTTERING]

HUH?!

HA HA HA HA...

[TEETH CHATTERING]

SYLVESTER, WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU WIPED OUT OUR CITY!

AND IT WAS ALMOST RUSH HOUR!

[TEETH CHATTERING]

I WENT BY THE ROOM WHERE...

IT LIVES!

UH! UH! UH!

YOU MEAN... THE TOILET?

UH...UH-HUH.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

UH! UH! UH!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

UH! UH! UH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[PANTING]

IT SOUNDS ANGRY!

AND YOU MADE IT ANGRY!

I SAY WE FEED SYLVESTER TO IT

AND SAVE OURSELVES.

HOLD ON. WE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT "IT" IS.

COME ON, BUGS. STOP CRAWLING AROUND THE SUBJECT.

WE ALL KNOW WHAT "IT" IS.

IN THAT ROOM LIVES A SHINY, WHITE MONSTER.

IT SILENTLY STANDS GUARD...

WAITING FOR SOME POOR SAP

TO TRY AND STEAL ITS PRECIOUS ROLL OF PAPER,

AND THEN...

[ROAR]

IT ATTACKS!

HA HA HA! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.

IT'S NOT A MONSTER.

IT'S A DANGEROUS WHIRLPOOL.

NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE WATER GOES,

BUT IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE...

WHOA! OH!

AAH!

AAH!

IT'LL PULL YOU IN, NEVER TO BE SEEN...

AGAIN.

AAH! [GULP]

GOOD TRY, LOLA, BUT IT'S NOT A WHIRLPOOL.

IT'S A HOME.

HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT? HOME?

THAT'S RIGHT. THE MAGICAL HOME

OF THE BIG, BLUE WATER GENIE!

ANYONE WHO ENTERS THAT ROOM

HAS TO KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD,

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

YOU'LL BECOME THE GENIE'S PRISONER!

Genie: HA HA HA HA HA!

SECRET WORD?! YOU GOT TO TELL ME!

WHAT'S THE SECRET WORD?!

NOBODY KNOWS. IT'S A SECRET.

EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU GUYS HAVE IT ALL WRONG.

THAT ROOM IS CALLED A BATHROOM. HELLO.

AH...THE BATHROOM...

BLAH...PFFTH...HUH!

TAZ IS RIGHT.

BATHROOM TO US MEANS HOME

OF THE MONSTER WHIRLPOOL WATER GENIE.

HA HA! THAT THING'S NOT A MONSTER

A WHIRLPOOL, OR A GENIE.

IT'S A BIRDBATH!

BIRDBATH?

HA HA HA HA!

[RUMBLING]

OH!

OH! OOH!

[BARKING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

I DON'T WANT TO USE THAT BIRDBATH.

OH, YOU'RE ALL BEING SILLY.

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH.

THEN PROVE IT.

FINE. I WILL.

[TAZ MUMBLING]

SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST A BIRDBATH.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

LET'S GO PLAY. UH!

THAT PROVED NOTHING.

YOU'LL HAVE TO GO INSIDE AND SHOW US.

UNLESS YOU'RE AFRAID.

NO...NOT AT ALL.

[SIGHS]

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

MAYBE IF I DON'T LOOK, IT WON'T SEE ME.

SEE? IT'S JUST A BIRDBATH.

AHA! IF THAT'S A BIRDBATH,

THEN WHY IS THIS HERE?

IT'S NO DOUBT USED TO FIGHT THE MONSTER.

[MUTTERING EXCITEDLY]

TAZ FIGHT MONSTER!

[STRUGGLING]

HEY, HEY, HEY!

I NEED THAT FOR PROTECTION.

AAH!

NO! TAZ WANTS!

I'LL PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT THERE'S NO MONSTER.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOOKS LIKE PETUNIA WAS RIGHT.

NO MONSTER? THEN CAN WE TAKE THIS?

NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!

THAT'S WHAT IT'S GUARDING!

IT'LL ATTACK US ALL!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

AH...AH...AH...

[TEETH CHATTERING]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!

IT'S GONNA EAT US!

FEED IT WHAT IT WANTS!

[GURGLING]

IT'S THE BLUE WATER GENIE!

OUT OF HERE!

THE WHIRLPOOL IS COMING!

SOMEONE SAY THE SECRET WORD!

[PANTING]

WHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.

I SCARED MY LITTLE SELF.

GOOD THING I BROUGHT A SPARE DIAPER.

PETUNIA! SHE'S STILL IN THERE!

WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!

Granny: OH, MY.

WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE AND COMMOTION?

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

[DOOR OPENS]

OH, HO HO. THE TOILET'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT ANYONE,

AND IT'S CERTAINLY NOT A MONSTER.

IT'S NOT?

OF COURSE NOT.

I'M SORRY, GRANNY.

OH, DON'T WORRY, DEAR.

WE CAN CLEAN UP THIS MESS.

I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT THE BATHROOM.

YOU'LL SEE THAT IT'S NO GREAT MYSTERY.

[SNORING]

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON.

PETUNIA'S BEEN IN THERE A LONG TIME.

MAYBE GRANNY WAS WRONG,

AND THE MONSTER

GOT BOTH OF THEM.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

LIKE I SAID, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE TOILET IS USED FOR.

IT'S DIAPERS PLUS!

OH, BROTHER!

THAT'S MORE RIDICULOUS THAN CALLING IT A BIRDBATH!

HMM!

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS A GENIE.

OR A WHIRLPOOL. COME ON, GUYS.

GIVE THEM TIME, PETUNIA.

THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT ON THEIR OWN.

PAWS AND FEATHERS, BEAKS AND SNOUTS, BEAKS AND SNOUTS

PAWS AND FEATHERS, BEAKS AND SNOUTS, BEAKS AND SNOUTS

JUMP AND SPIN, SLIDE, SHOUT, AND HOP AND LEAP ABOUT

PAWS AND FEATHERS, BEAKS AND SNOUTS, BEAKS AND SNOUTS

MOANS AND TOOTS AND WHOOPS AND HOOTS

MOANS AND TOOTS AND WHOOPS AND HOOTS

SYLVESTER GROANS, TAZ MOANS, AND ROADRUNNER BEEPS

[BEEP BEEP]

BABY TWEETY CHIRPS AND TWEETS

[TWEETING]

DOGS AND SKUNKS AND CATS AND BUNNIES

BABY LOONEYS!

DOGS AND SKUNKS AND CATS AND BUNNIES

BABY LOONEYS!

MAKES YOU LAUGH A TONNY

WHEN THEY CHASE, SOMETIMES THEY'RE FUNNY

DOGS AND SKUNKS AND CATS AND BUNNIES

BABY LOONEYS!

"A" IS FOR ANGRY.

OOH! IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHEN THEY USE WORDS

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HI, PETUNIA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PLAYING WITH MY FRIENDS.

WHAT FRIENDS?

ANDREW THE ANTEATER, BEANBAG THE DINOSAUR,

SHORMER THE INFORMER.

THOSE ARE ALL TELEVISION SHOWS.

YES. AND AFTER THEM COMES CARAWAY STREET;

MINT'S HINTS;

AND SPAFFORD, THE BIG ORANGE MUSK OX.

OH, OKAY. BUT THEN WILL YOU COME OUT

AND PLAY WITH THE REST OF US?

OH, NO. THEN I'M GOING TO WATCH

MY FAVORITE FUNNY CARTOONS

FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.

PLEASE COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US.

PLEASE! PLEASE!

PLEASE. PLEASE?

WELL...MAYBE SOME OTHER DAY.

OOH! LOOK AT YOUR ARMS.

THEY'RE ALL... FLABBITY.

YOU NEED SOME EXERCISE.

SHH!

Television: ...MAKES ME SO MAD WHEN YOU USE WORDS

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN!

SHOW'S OVER.

NOW YOU CAN COME OUT AND PLAY.

Television: "A" IS FOR ANGRY--

HEY! QUIT PICKING ON PETUNIA!

I'M NOT PICKING ON HER.

I'M TRYING TO HELP HER.

I WANT HER TO COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT.

BUT YOU KNOW TOO MUCH TV ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU,

AND SHE WATCHES TOO MUCH TV.

LET GRANNY DECIDE WHETHER IT'S TOO MUCH TV OR NOT.

HERE, PETUNIA. YOU CAN WATCH...

SHE'S GONE!

SHE MUST HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN BORED

AND GONE OUTSIDE ON HER OWN.

OKAY, THIS TIME I'LL BE THE TRAFFIC COP,

AND YOU DRIVE THE CARS.

HONK! HONK! ONE SIDE! COMING THROUGH!

KEEP IT MOVING. KEEP IT MOVING.

HONKITY-HONK!

BEEP BEEP!

TWEET TWEET.

TWEET TWEET?

SURE. WHAT KIND OF HORN

DID YOU THINK A LITTLE BIRDIE WOULD HAVE?

DID PETUNIA COME OUT HERE?

HAVEN'T SEEN HER. UH-OH, LADIES.

HOLD IT THERE. HERE COMES A TRAIN.

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA. WHOO WHOO!

NOW SEE WHAT YOU DID?

YOU MADE PETUNIA RUN AWAY!

ME?

I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG

AND TRIED TO BE MISS QUEEN OF THE REMOTE.

WHAT ALL THIS ABOUT RUNNING AWAY?

[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]

AND IT'S ALL HER FAULT! AND IT'S ALL

[CRYING]

I'M RELIEVED TO SEE YOU'RE SAFE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

LOLA AND MELISSA WOULDN'T STOP FIGHTING.

SO I WENT TO YOUR ROOM TO WATCH TV.

BUT THEN ALL THE LIGHTS AND THE TV WENT OFF.

OH, IT'S ALRIGHT.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST A FUSE THAT BLEW OUT.

WITHOUT A FUSE, ANYTHING THAT RUNS

ON THE ENERGY WE CALL ELECTRICITY,

LIKE THE LIGHTS AND THE TV

AND THE REFRIGERATOR, IS OFF.

BUT DON'T WORRY. I CAN FIX IT

BY JUST PUTTING IN A NEW FUSE.

WOULD YOU LITTLE ONES KEEP AN EYE ON PETUNIA?

[CRYING]

DON'T CRY, PETUNIA. YOU HEARD GRANNY.

IT'S JUST THE 'TRICITY THAT'S OFF.

BUT NOW I'M MISSING ALL MY BEST SHOWS!

[CRYING]

HMM...

I HAVE AN IDEA. COME HERE.

[WHISPERING]

NOW YOU JUST SIT DOWN HERE.

WHY? WHAT FOR?

JUST LOOK AT THE BOX,

AND I THINK YOU'LL HAVE A BIG SURPRISE.

LOONEY TV IS NOW ON THE AIR.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

WHEN YOU HEAR THE TONE,

IT WILL BE TIME FOR CARAWAY STREET.

HA HA!

[CLANG!]

[TAZ BURPS]

TODAY, CARAWAY STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU

BY THE LETTER WOBBLE AND BY THE NUMBER KAZILLION!

[LAUGHING]

BUT, SLO-MO...

OH, HI, YELLOW BIRD.

WOBBLE AND KAZILLION AREN'T REAL LETTERS AND NUMBERS.

I KNOW, BUT ALL THE REAL ONES

WERE USED UP BY THE OTHER SHOWS.

OKAY, TAZ, YOU'RE UP NEXT.

OH!

LET'S GO VISIT THE GRUMP

AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

WHAT YOU WANT?!

UH! UH!

WHY IS THE GRUMP SO GRUMPY?

WELL, YELLOW BIRD,

IF YOU LIVED IN A FRUIT CRATE,

YOU'D BE GRUMPY, TOO.

BLAH! BLLLL! GRR!

WAH! UH!

[BURP]

[FANFARE PLAYS]

HA HA HA HA!

AND NOW, THE ANDREW THE ANTEATER SHOW,

STARRING SYLVESTER!

I AM ANDREW THE ANTEATER,

AND I HAVE A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PROBLEM.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DEAR BROTHER?

OH, DEAR SISTER, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MITTENS.

YES, YOU DO, DEAR BROTHER--

ONE FOR EACH HAND.

BUT, DEAR SISTER, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

HOW WILL I KEEP MY NOSE WARM?

LIKE THAT.

THANK YOU.

[FANFARE PLAYS]

HA HA HA HA!

WHEN YOU HEAR THE NEXT TONE,

IT WILL BE TIME FOR... MISTER BUNNY'S PLAYGROUND!

[CLANG!]

HEY! WATCH IT WITH THOSE THINGS!

SOMEONE COULD GET HURT, LIKE ME.

SORRY.

HA HA HA!

IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR PLAYING ALL AROUND

AROUND IN MY FUNNY PLAYGROUND

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE, COULDN'T YOU LIKE...

HA HA HA!

PLAYING IN MY PLAYGROUND?

UH-OH, BOYS AND GIRLS.

LOOKS LIKE MISTER BUNNY'S STUCK IN HIS SWEATSHIRT.

SUPER SERVICE. SUPER SERVICE.

PACKAGE FOR MISTER BUNNY.

I'M HERE, MRS. SUPER SERVICE.

WHERE?

I'M RIGHT HERE.

WHERE HERE? I CAN HEAR YOU HERE,

BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU HERE.

HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

WHERE? SHOW ME.

HE'S RIGHT THERE.

WELL, SO HE IS.

YOU CAN GO BACK AND SIT DOWN NOW.

OKAY. HA HA HA!

I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

YOUR EARS ARE TOO BIG.

LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

MY EARS MIGHT BE TOO BIG,

BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT STUCK IN MY SHIRT.

WELL, WHILE WE FIGURE THIS OUT,

MAYBE YOU BETTER WATCH THE NEXT SHOW.

[CLAPPING]

[WHISTLES]

NOW IT'S TIME FOR MINT'S HINTS.

I'M FRIENDLY OLD STU.

AND I'M MINT.

HEY! YOU'RE THE DOG!

YOU DON'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING!

YOU JUST BARK.

FINE.

AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO LOOK FOR--

RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

I SAID, NOW WE'RE GOING TO LOOK FOR--

RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

[TEETH CHATTERING]

OKAY, MINT, FETCH.

YOU FETCH.

YOU'RE THE DOG. YOU FETCH.

THERE. NOW YOU FETCH.

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU TO IT.

LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG.

OKAY, LITTLE ONES, THE ELECTRICITY IS BACK ON.

RATS! I GUESS THAT MEANS

PETUNIA WILL GO BACK IN

AND WATCH MORE TV.

YOU KNOW, TV CAN BE EDUCATIONAL AND VERY ENTERTAINING,

BUT YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM IT SOMETIMES, TOO.

I KNOW, GRANNY.

BESIDES, NOW I THINK IT'S MORE FUN

TO DO THINGS THAN TO JUST WATCH THEM.

I WANT TO PLAY TV, TOO!

[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

LOOK AT ME! I'M BEANBAG THE DINOSAUR.

I LIKE ME, YOU LIKE ME

I LIKE BEING ON TV

HA HA HA!

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