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HEY, THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

WE'LL JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER, "HOORAY!"

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY, THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

Lola: LADIES AND GENTLE BABIES!

THE PLAYROOM THEATER PROUDLY PRESENTS...

THE HARDEST WORKING RABBIT IN SHOW BUSINESS...

THE ONE, THE ONLY...

BUGS BUNNY!

WHAT'S UP, DOC?

[CHEERING]

BLEH, BLEH, BUNNY!

NOT YET, TAZ,

WE CAN'T DO THE STANDING OVATION

UNTIL AFTER BUGS DOES HIS BIG FINISH.

HUH? OH.

EH, WHAT DID GOLDILOCKS SAY TO THE 3 BEARS

AFTER SHE ATE ALL THEIR PORRIDGE?

All: WHAT?

[BELCHES]

[ALL LAUGH]

HARDY HAR HAR HAR.

HOW COME EVERYBODY THINKS

BUGS IS SUCH A RIOT?

I'M TWICE AS FUNNY AS HE IS!

[GASPS] HMM.

WELL, IF BUGS WANTS PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT HIM,

THEN THAT'S JUST WHAT HE'LL GET.

[PLAYING HORN]

NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR DIAPERS,

HERE COMES MY BIG FINISH!

HURRAY, BUNNY! HOO-HA-HA! [JABBERS]

AFTER THE BIG FINISH, TAZ.

OH.

WHOA!

EVERYBODY, CHECK THIS OUT!

BUGS EATS BUGS

SPIDERS, ANTS AND SLUGS

HE PICKS THEM FROM THE GARBAGE

AND LICKS THEM OFF THE RUGS

[ALL LAUGH]

[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

EH, THAT'S UH, REAL FUNNY, DAFFY, BUT, UH--

EVERYBODY!

All: BUGS EATS BUGS

SPIDERS, ANTS AND SLUGS

HE PICKS THEM FROM THE GARBAGE

AND LICKS THEM OFF THE RU-U-UGS

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

IT IS PRETTY CATCHY.

SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST.

[OTHERS SING] HUH.

YES, I GUESS MY NAME IS KIND OF FUNNY.

[SINGING CONTINUES]

[BLOWS] I DO NOT EAT BUGS!

[SIGHS] BET THEY'RE HAVING TONS OF FUN

UP IN THE PLAYROOM.

MAYBE I COULD GO BACK.

THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT STILL LAUGHING AT ME.

[LAUGHING]

BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE?

IT'S NOT FAIR! BUGS IS THE ONLY NAME I'VE GOT!

I CAN'T CHANGE IT.

OR CAN I?

EH, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?

HIYA, BUGS. EAT ANY GOOD BUGS LATELY? [LAUGHS]

HEY!

OH, WERE YOU TALKING TO ME?

MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD.

MY NAME ISN'T BUGS ANYMORE.

FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN CALL ME BRUCE.

All: OH, NICE NAME. WONDERFUL NAME, BRUCE!

SO, EVERYBODY LIKES BRUCE NOW, HUH?

WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

SO I SAID TO MYSELF, "BRUCE," I SAID, "YOU"--

BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE

HE DRINKS A LOT OF BUG JUICE

[LAUGHTER]

THAT BE VERY FUNNY!

UH, DID I SAY "BRUCE?"

I MEANT, UH, BRANDON.

All: OOH, BRANDON! GOOD ONE.

THAT'S COOL! AAH!

Taz: BRANDON!

BRANDON! WHAT RHYMES WITH BRANDON?

SHMANDON, CRANDON?

BRANDON IS A...CRANDON?

OH! THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING I CAN MAKE FUN OF!

HMM...

AND I SAID TO MYSELF, "BRANDON," I SAID--

BRANDON, EH? WELL, THEY OUGHT TO CALL YOU BIG EARS!

BIG EARS, BIG EARS, BIG, BIG, BIG EARS

YOU SAY SOMETHING TODAY

AND HE'LL BE HEARING IT FOR YEARS!

[LAUGHTER]

THEY ARE BIG! [SIGHS]

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I CAN CHANGE MY NAME, BUT I CAN'T CHANGE MY EARS!

HMM.

I CAN SURE HIDE THEM, THOUGH.

WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?

BRANDON BUNNY IS--

WANNA HAVE A LAUGH

THIS'LL MAKE YOU WAIL

JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK

AT HIS POOFY, POOFY TAIL

[LAUGHS]

WHAT'S UP, EVERY--

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK

LITTLE MISTER'S NOSE IS PINK

HEY, NOW YOUR WHOLE FACE IS PINK.

WHAT'S--

WHITE FUR, WHITE FUR

HE HASN'T QUITE THE RIGHT FUR

BIG FE-E-ET

STINKY, STINKY BIG

[SIGHS]

I HAVE SO MUCH WRONG WITH ME, EVEN WALKING IS HARD.

[WHISTLING]

AREN'T YOU GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ME?

DON'T HAVE TO. THAT SILLY GET-UP

YOU'RE WEARING DOES IT FOR ME.

THOSE UGLY SHORTS, THAT SILLY SCARF!

THOSE HUMONGOUS SHOES. [LAUGHS]

ALRIGHT, BUB, BRUCE BUNNY

HAS HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF--

UH, DON'T YOU MEAN "BRANDON?"

I-I, UH, UH...

[LAUGHING] WHAT A JOKE!

OH, I GIVE UP!

I SURE WISH WE HADN'T LAUGHED AT BUGS.

YEAH, I'D HATE IT IF SOMEBODY LAUGHED AT ME.

NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT ME, RIGHT?

RIGHT. AND DAFFY'S THE ONLY ONE

WHO'S STILL LAUGHING AT BU--I MEAN, BRANDON.

I MISS THE OLD BUGS.

ME TOO. WE NEVER EVEN GOT TO SEE HIS BIG FINISH!

YAY! HURRAY, BUNNY! BLOO-HA-HA!

All: NOT YET, TAZ!

[GROANS]

MAYBE THERE'S A WAY TO GET THE OLD BUGS BACK.

[SIGHS]

COOL! TRUCKS! CAN I PLAY?

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY...WITH ME?

[GIGGLES] OF COURSE, BUGS.

[THINKING] BUGS... BUGS... BUGS... BUGS...

BUGS EATS BUGS. BUGS EATS BUGS.

I'M BRANDON NOW, REMEMBER?

NOT THAT OTHER NAME.

WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

I LIKED GOOD OLD BUGS WAY BETTER THAN BRANDON.

YOU DID?

EVERYBODY DID.

BUT THERE WAS SO MUCH WRONG WITH ME.

UH, MY NAME WAS TOO SILLY,

MY EARS WERE TOO BIG,

AND MY TAIL WAS JUST PLAIN POOFY!

OR MAYBE THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU.

MAYBE THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH DAFFY!

SOME SORT OF RHYMING PROBLEM?

[GIGGLES]

NO, SILLY. I THINK DAFFY IS JEALOUS.

YOU MEAN, HE MADE UP ALL THOSE RHYMES

ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUS OF ME?

MM-HMM.

THEN HE'S GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ME, WHATEVER I DO.

SO I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHATEVER I WANT!

AND ALL I WANT, IS TO BE ME...

BUGS BUNNY!

WHAT'S UP, DOCS? BUGS IS BACK!

[ALL CHEER]

[LAUGHS] THIS IS EASY.

I'VE ALREADY GOT A RHYME FOR BUGS.

BUGS EATS BUGS

SPIDERS, ANTS AND--

WHAT? EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME.

WELL, I DIDN'T.

MATTER OF FACT, IT KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS.

SORRY, BUGS!

I SHOULDN'T HAVE LAUGHED AT YOU.

FORGIVE US, PLEASE?

TAZ VERY SORRY!

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY.

I'M...

REALLY SORRY, BUGS.

EH, IT'S ALRIGHT, DOC.

ONE THING ABOUT BUGS BUNNY, HE'S A FORGIVER.

Sylvester: HEY, BUGS,

CAN WE SEE YOUR BIG FINISH NOW?

ONLY IF I GET A LITTLE HELP FROM MY GOOD PAL DAFFY.

ME?! REALLY? MM-HMM.

OH BOY! THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

I'VE GOT A MILLION IDEAS!

I CAN SING, I CAN DANCE.

I'M DAFFY DUCK

AND HE'S BUGS BUNNY

WITH ANY LUCK

YOU'LL THINK WE'RE FUNNY

I LIKE MY TOAST

WITH EXTRA HONEY

HELP! THIS TUBA WEIGHS A TON-Y

[SNEEZES] LOOK OUT

SYLVESTER'S NOSE IS RUNNY

I'M DAFFY DUCK.

AND I'M BUGS BUNNY!

AND THAT'S ALL, FOLKS

THE SHOW IS DONE-Y

NOW. [GASPS]

[ALL CHEER]

BABY BUGS IS SITTING ON THE OL' OAK TREE

DROPPING BABY ACORNS ON YOSEMITE

LAUGH, BABY BUNNY, LAUGH

BABY BUNNY AT YOUR SANITY

BABY SAM IS CLIMBING UP THE OL' OAK TREE

LOOKING FOR A BABY BUNNY HE CAN'T SEE

STOP, BABY BUNNY, STOP

BABY BUNNY HE'S YOSEMITE

WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

BABY BUGS IS SITTING ON YOSEMITE

HIDING IN HIS COWBOY HAT WHERE SAME CAN'T SEE

LAUGH, BABY BUNNY, LAUGH

BABY BUNNY AT YOUR SANITY

BABY SAM IS CLIMBING UP THE OLD OAK TREE

LOOKING FOR A BABY VARMINT HE CAN'T SEE

STOP, BABY BUNNY, STOP

BABY BUNNY HE'S YOSEMITE

WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

TEE-HEE HA HA

[BABIES TALKING]

[LAUGHING] Bugs: WAIT, YOUR TURN TO BOUNCE THE BALL.

GO AHEAD, BABY. [LAUGHING]

IT'S YOUR TURN NOW. GO AHEAD, DAFFY.

Daffy: OOH! WHATCHA DOIN'? HUH? HUH?

WHATCHA PLAYIN'? HUH?

I WANNA PLAY.

SURE, DAFFY. NO ROOM RIGHT NOW,

BUT PRETTY SOON SOMEBODY'S GONNA MISS.

PROBABLY ME.

THEN THEY'RE OUT AND YOU'RE IN.

BUT I WANNA PLAY, NOW.

YOU GOTTA WAIT A MINUTE, DAFFY.

A MINUTE? THAT COULD TAKE HOURS.

I WANNA PLAY NOW, NOW, NOW!

KEEP YOUR DIAPER ON.

EVERYBODY GETS TO PLAY SOONER OR LATER.

HMMPH. IF THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE.

SEE IF I NEED YOUR SILLY GAME.

I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.

[LAUGHING AND PLAYING] KICK ME OUT BEFORE I'M EVEN IN, EH?

WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

[LAUGHING AND PLAYING]

PLEASE! DON'T MIND ME!

[LAUGHING]

IT'S NOT LIKE I MATTER.

Bugs: EH, I MISSED.

OKAY, DAFFY, I'M OUT, YOU'RE IN.

WE'LL SEE WHO'S IN AND WHO'S OUT.

WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO?

I WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO, TOO.

[SAWING] I SUPPOSE WE COULD FIND OUT.

NOW, WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

GUYS?

WHAT'S THIS?

THIS, MY FRIEND, IS CLUB DAFFY.

OPEN ALL THE TIME.

THE IN PLACE TO BE IN.

[JUMPING AND GROANING]

UH-UH-UH-UH! NOT JUST ANYBODY CAN GET IN, YOU KNOW.

YOU GOTTA GET THE SECRET PASSWORD.

SECRET PASSWORD, OOH!

HOW DO WE GET IT?

YA EARN IT, BY PROVING YOU'RE CLUB DAFFY MATERIAL.

THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING I EVER HEARD.

COME ON, GANG!

WE GOT A GAME TO PLAY.

OBVIOUSLY, NOT CLUB DAFFY MATERIAL.

BUGS IS RIGHT.

THIS IS SILLY.

LOLA'S RIGHT THAT, UH, BUGS IS RIGHT.

SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS IN THERE, PRECISELY? HUH?

SORRY, FRIEND.

CAN'T TELL YOU UNLESS YOU HAVE THE PASSWORD.

H-HOW DO I GET IT? HUH? WHAT DO I GOTTA DO?

OKAY, READY?

WAIT. WHERE'S SYLVESTER?

NOW CAN I HAVE THE PASSWORD?

[SLURPING] NOT YET.

Sylvester: HMM!

NOW CAN I HAVE IT?

NOT YET.

TAZ WILL PLAY WITH US.

TAZ PLAY! TAZ PLAY! BLAH!

OKAY, HERE WE GO!

AAH!

[SIGHING]

[SIGHING] NOW?

[CRUNCH]

NOW!

[LAUGHING] OH, BOY! OH, JOY!

WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

FIRST, YA GOTTA PROMISE NOT TO NEVER, EVER,

NEVER TELL THE PASSWORD.

NOT TO ANYBODY.

I WON'T. I WON'T.

NO MATTER HOW THEY BEG YOU.

I WON'T. I WON'T.

TELL ME. TELL ME.

TO LEARN THE PASSWORD,

YOU MUST ENTER THE TUB OF SILENCE.

AND THE PASSWORD IS RUBY RED RUTABAGA.

OOH! LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

PASSWORD?

RUBY RED RUTABAGA.

CORRECT!

YOU MAY ENTER CLUB DAFFY.

[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

[DAFFY AND SYLVESTER LAUGHING]

OH, BROTHER!

SURE SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN UP THERE.

[LAUGHING]

SO, UM, WHAT DO WE DO IN CLUB DAFFY? HUH? HUH? DAFFY?

[NERVOUS LAUGH] UH, I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS

FOR NEW MEMBERS, YOU UNDERSTAND.

BUT I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SPECIAL JOB.

YOU GET TO GO FIND MORE NEW MEMBERS.

OKAY, READY?

WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAYING THIS SILLY OLD GAME

WHEN YOU CAN BE HAVING A SWELL TIME IN CLUB DAFFY?

SO, WHO WANTS TO BE IN?

NOBODY!

UH, UH, TAZ! TAZ!

COME ON! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Daffy: HMM.

UH-HUH. COULD BE.

'COURSE, I GOTTA MAKE EXTRA ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU'RE CLUB DAFFY MATERIAL.

OH!

[SPLASHING]

Daffy: RUBY RED RUTABAGA.

UH, RUBY RUBBAH, BRR... [JABBERING]

CLOSE ENOUGH!

YOU MAY ENTER CLUB DAFFY!

[DISTANT LAUGHTER]

OH! NOT YOU, TOO?

RUBY RED RUTABAGA.

[DISTANT LAUGHTER]

[SIGHS] IF I CAN'T BEAT 'EM,

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO JOIN 'EM.

GEE, UH, I DON'T KNOW, BUGS.

THE CLUB'S ABOUT FULL UP.

DON'T KNOW IF WE GOT ROOM FOR ANY MORE.

FINE. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D--

NO, NO, NO, NO!

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM, IF YOU'RE CLUB DAFFY MATERIAL.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS...

[PLOP]

[SUCKING THUMB]

NOT YET!

Daffy: NOT YET!

HMM.

YOU DID IT, BUGS!

YEAH! YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE CLUB DAFFY MATERIAL NOW.

[GROANING]

[PANTING]

Daffy: AND THE PASSWORD IS RUBY RED RUTABAGA.

THAT'S IT?

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

I GUESS I REALLY AM CLUB DAFFY MATERIAL.

WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG?

EH, THANKS, DAFF. BUT NO THANKS!

BUGS? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

YEAH, COME ON AND JOIN US.

NOT JUST ANYBODY GETS IN TO THIS CLUB, YOU KNOW.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A CLUB

UNLESS IT'S FOR EVERYBODY.

BUT--BUT--BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE THE PASSWORD

AND NOT USE IT!

IT'S--IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN YOUR CLUB

BUT SIT AROUND AND LAUGH AT WHOEVER'S NOT IN IT.

YOU KNOW, HE'S KINDA RIGHT.

YEAH!

I FEEL JUST TERRIBLE.

[ALL APOLOGIZING]

OF ALL THE-- IF YOU THINK-- NEVER HEARD OF--

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA-- NO, SIR!

HEY! OPEN UP!

PASSWORD?

RUBY RED RUTABAGA.

WRONG! WHAT?

TAZ NO LIKE REDDY RUBBAH WA-BA-BA-BA.

TAZ MAKE NEW PASSYWORD.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

TAZ NO TELL!

WHAT? YOU GOTTA TELL ME!

IT'S MY CLUB!

TAZ PROMISED TAZ NO TELL.

OH, COME ON! YOU GOTTA TELL ME.

YOU GOTTA! IT'S MY CLUB! CLUB DAFFY, SEE?

IT'S GOT MY PICTURE ON IT.

OH, COME ON!

[LAUGHING AND PLAYING]

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