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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES' WAY

OH, COME ON. GO! GO! GO!

OOH! WHOA! WHAT A FINISH!

HI, GRANNY.

WHAT YOU DOING?

MAKING COOKIES

AND WATCHING THE END OF THE PAWTUCKET 500 CAR RACE.

COOKIES?

CAR RACE?

THAT SOUNDS EXCITING.

OH, IT WAS.

AND LOOK, THERE'S THE WINNER.

WOW! LOOK AT THAT TROPHY!

LOOK AT THOSE CARS.

OOH, LOOK AT THE TIME.

I'VE GOT TO GET THESE COOKIES IN THE OVEN.

HEY, LO, LET'S GET THE REST OF THE GANG TOGETHER

AND SEE IF THEY WANT TO BUILD RACE CARS.

THEN WE CAN RACE THEM.

YEAH. AND THE WINNER CAN WIN A GREAT BIG TROPHY.

GRANNY, DO YOU HAVE A TROPHY WE CAN BORROW?

I HAVE BETTER THAN THAT, BUGS.

I'LL MAKE THE WINNER OF YOUR LITTLE RACE

A TROPHY OUT OF MY FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES.

THE WINNER GETS A COOKIE TROPHY?

WOW! COME ON, BUGS. LET'S GET STARTED.

THANKS, LOLA.

DON'T MENTION IT.

PLUNGER.

PLUNGER.

FINGERPAINT.

FINGERPAINT.

OOH, PRETTY.

SQUEAKY HAMMER.

SQUEAKY HAMMER.

[SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK]

CONGRATULATIONS, LOLA.

WE ARE NOW THE PROUD PARENTS

OF A BRAND-NEW BRIGHT BLUE RACING CAR!

WHOO! IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S REALLY FAST.

IT SURE DOES.

THIS LITTLE BEAUTY IS SURE TO WIN THE RACE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, BUNNY BOY.

MY DUCKMOBILE IS SURE TO WIN GRANNY'S PRIZE.

MMM! I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT TROPHY NOW.

NAH-AH-AH. SORRY, TAZ.

YOU CAN'T EAT THE TROPHY

UNLESS YOU WIN THE CAR RACE.

AH...PFFT...REALLY?

YES. REALLY.

HUH! PLLLTH...BLLL... AND I WANTED TO WIN.

ALMOST FINISHED.

AH!

OOH...UH...AH...

THERE! GOT IT!

AH, WHAT'S THE POINT?

I NEVER WIN ANYTHING ANYWAY.

SYLVESTER, IF YOU GIVE UP BEFORE THE RACE,

THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO WIN.

COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.

VERY WELL. IF YOU INSIST.

HA HA HA! TAZ WIN RACE!

HA HA!

HA HA! WIN RACE? WITH THAT LOG?

NOT A CHANCE!

BE NICE, DAFFY.

TAZ HAS JUST AS MUCH CHANCE

AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

SURE, HE DOES. I GUESS WE ALL HAVE

OUR LITTLE DREAMS, DON'T WE?

YEAH! TAZ WIN RACE! HA HA HA! PLLTHT!

VROOM VROOM!

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS RACE ALL MORNING.

VROOM VROOM!

[PANTING]

SLOW DOWN! YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!

THIS IS A RACE CAR. IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO FAST.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR UNSAFE TOY CAR DRIVING.

BEEP BEEP! COMING THROUGH!

MAKE WAY FOR DAFFY DUCK'S

FUEL-INJECTED, NITRO-BURNING FUNNY CAR!

THAT JUST MEANS IT'S REALLY, REALLY FAST.

OH!

AW, HECK.

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TOYS!

I SEE THEM.

GEE, THANKS.

DON'T MENTION IT.

LADIES AND GENTLE-BABIES,

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE FIRST ANNUAL

GRANNY'S-COOKIE-TROPHY LITTLE TOY CAR RACE

IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

YOU'RE LOST, AREN'T YOU?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS?

I AM NOT LOST.

THEN WHY ARE WE ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

AND THE SLIDE IS ALL THE WAY OVER THERE?

UH...I'M NOT LOST.

I'M JUST TAKING THE SCENIC ROUTE.

GEE, ISN'T IT PRETTY OVER HERE?

MEN!

WOULD THE RACERS PLEASE BRING THEIR CARS TO THE STARTING LINE?

[EVERYONE TALKING EXCITEDLY]

WHERE'S TAZ?

[BABBLING]

WAH!

TAZ NO WIN RACE!

TAZ NO EAT TROPHY!

WAH!

WHEN I HAVE A CAR IN MY TUMMY,

I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DESSERT.

WAH!

[BURP]

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M OUT OF THE RUNNING, TOO, PAL.

TYPICAL. THIS CAT NEVER LANDS ON HIS FEET.

[BURP]

POOR LITTLE GUYS.

THEY BOTH COULD USE SOME HELP.

THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. COME ON, BUGS.

WHOA!

LOOK, YOU TWO, WHY DON'T YOU TEAM TOGETHER,

LIKE BUGS AND ME?

TEAM?

SURE. IF YOU USE SOME OF TAZ'S WHEELS,

THEN YOU'LL HAVE A WORKING CAR YOU CAN SHARE.

ALL TAZ HAS TO DO IS BURP UP

A COUPLE OF MORE WHEELS,

AND YOU CAN STILL BE IN THE RACE.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, TAZ?

DO YOU WANT TO BE SYLVESTER'S PARTNER?

[BURP]

THANKS, PARTNER.

I DON'T KNOW WHY ANY OF YOU ARE EVEN BOTHERING.

MY CAR IS A GUARANTEED WINNER.

OH, YEAH? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

YEP, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD OLD TAZ HAMMER

TO FIX THINGS UP.

EEE!

RACERS, START YOUR ENGINES!

HUH? HUH? HUH?

WE DON'T HAVE ANY ENGINES.

HUMOR ME.

[IMITATING ENGINES]

ON YOUR MARKS... GET SET...

GO!

WHOO-HOO! GO, DUCK, GO!

COME ON, SPEEDY!

GO, GO, GO!

OH, IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN OUR CAR WAS THIS SLOW,

I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH.

[BABBLING]

IF YOU SURRENDER NOW,

I MIGHT GIVE YOU A BITE OF THE TROPHY.

SURRENDER? NEVER.

YEAH, NEVER.

UH-OH.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH?

THE WINNER!

WE WON! WE WON!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY WON!

WON! WON! WON!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST

TO A JUNKY CAR WITH BURPED-UP WHEELS.

[LAUGHING]

YOU MAY NOW COLLECT YOUR PRIZE.

OH, BOY! OH, BOY! HAVE I EVER MENTIONED

I'VE NEVER REALLY WON ANYTHING BEFORE?

YES. YES. YES.

HA HA HA HA!

TROPHY!

BLAAAAAAAH!

IS IT JUST ME,

OR IS IT A LITTLE DRAFTY OUT HERE?

PARTNER.

TAZ, WATCH OUT!

HUH? AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING]

AAH!

[GULP]

NOT BAD.

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL TEAMWORK.

[BABBLING]

WELL, PARTNER, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY...

THAT'S THE WAY THE TROPHY CRUMBLES.

[LAUGHING]

NOT BAD.

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

[CLAP CLAP]

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

[CLAP CLAP]

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

[CLAP CLAP]

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT, TWIRL AND SPIN

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT, TWIRL AND SPIN

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE BABY TAZ AND KNOW IT, TWIRL AND SPIN

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY, YELL WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY, YELL WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY

AND YOU WANT TO HAVE A LAUGHIE

IF YOU FEEL LIKE BABY DAFFY, YELL WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

[CLAP CLAP]

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

[CLAP CLAP]

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE LOONEY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR PAWS

[CLAP CLAP]

YEE-HA!

NO. WHOO-HOO!

[LAUGHING]

AAH!

HUH?

YEE-HA! YIPPEE!

[LAUGHING]

YIPPEE!

[LAUGHING]

UH-HUH.

YES.

VERY INTERESTING.

WHAT A STORY! WHAT A STORY!

I CAN SAY, WITH ALL HONESTY,

THAT I'VE NEVER READ A BOOK AS GOOD AS THIS ONE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAFFY?

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

I'M READING THIS BOOK.

NUH-UH.

YOU CAN'T READ.

YES, I CAN.

Together: NO, YOU CAN'T.

YES, I CAN!

Together: NO, YOU CAN'T!

YES, I CAN!

PROVE IT.

OKAY.

I'LL READ YOU THIS WHOLE BOOK.

HEY, EVERYBODY, COME HERE.

DAFFY'S GOING TO READ TO US...

FROM A REAL BOOK.

DAFFY CAN READ? THIS I GOT TO SEE.

[GULP]

AHEM...OKAY.

THE STORY BEGINS, "ONCE THERE WAS A TIME--"

DAFFY...

DON'T YOU MEAN, "ONCE UPON A TIME"?

HEY, I'M READING THIS BOOK,

AND IT SAYS RIGHT HERE--

"ONCE THERE WAS A TIME."

NOW, DO YOU WANT ME TO READ THIS OR NOT?

SORRY.

NOW, WHERE WAS I? OH, YEAH.

ONCE THERE WAS A TIME

WHEN A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS

AND...A REAL TALL PRINCE

LIVED IN A BEAUTIFUL...

PLACE, WHERE THERE ARE LOTS OF...HORSES

AND BIRDS IN THE SKY.

BORING.

[SNORING]

HORSES AND BIRDS AND...

MONSTERS IN THE TREES!

UH! UH! UH!

YEAH. AND MONSTERS IN THE RIVER!

NO! UH! UH!

AND EVEN MONSTERS ON THE BUS!

NO!

NOT ON THE BUS!

HEY, I...

THERE WERE SO MANY MONSTERS IN THIS...PLACE

THAT THEY WOULD SNEAK INTO HOUSES

AND HIDE UNDER BEDS...

AND IN CLOSETS...

AND IN DIAPER PAILS.

OKAY, EVERYONE, TIME FOR BED.

UH! UH! UH!

THAT DOES IT.

NO MORE SUGARY SNAPPIES BEFORE BEDTIME.

EH, DAFFY, THAT WAS SOME STORY.

BUT GRANNY'S READ FROM THAT BOOK BEFORE,

AND I DON'T REMEMBER ANY MONSTERS IN IT.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I JUST MADE IT UP.

I KNEW YOU COULDN'T READ.

WHO NEEDS TO READ

WHEN YOU GOT A GREAT IMAGINATION?

DID YOU SEE HOW JUMPY I MADE EVERYBODY?

JUST BE CAREFUL THAT IMAGINATION OF YOURS

DOESN'T MAKE YOU JUMPY.

DON'T BE SILLY.

Granny: WHAT'S THE MATTER, TWEETY?

YOU WANT ME TO LOOK IN THE CLOSET?

MM-HMM.

YOU THINK THERE'S A MONSTER IN HERE OR SOMETHING?

WELL, DON'T FRET.

THERE ARE NO MONSTERS IN HERE.

WHAT? YOU, TOO?

MM-HMM.

YOU SILLY WILLIES.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MONSTERS.

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[BABBLING]

EVERYONE CAN REST ASSURED

THAT THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO MONSTERS IN THIS ROOM.

GOODNIGHT, LITTLE ONES.

"GOODNIGHT," SHE SAYS.

I'LL BE LUCKY IF I CAN EVEN CLOSE MY EYES.

[SNORING]

GEE, I HOPE GRANNY'S RIGHT

AND THERE AREN'T ANY MONSTERS OUT THERE.

[LAUGHING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

I THOUGHT I SAW A SCARY WOLF.

A BAT! AH!

AAH! AAH!

UH! AAH!

HA HA HA!

FLYING FACE! AAH!

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY BEST ONE YET.

EH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE,

BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S EVER GOING TO SCARE ME.

[HOWL]

L-L-LOLA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

HEAR WHAT?

BLAH!

AAH! AAH!

[TEETH CHATTERING]

UH!

BBBBLLLLL!

AAH!

[TEETH CHATTERING]

UH!

[HOWL]

AAH!

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[SNORING]

[HOWL]

[SNORING]

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

[SNORING]

HMM... SOUND SLEEPER.

OH!

[SNORING]

NO!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[LAUGHING]

DAFFY! DAFFY! DAFFY!

SAY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA,

SCARING EVERYBODY?

HA HA HA! I FOOLED YOU!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

WHAT A BUNCH OF FRAIDY CATS!

HERE...WHAT?

IS IT TIME FOR BREAKFAST?

THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY.

YEAH!

WE SHOULD TELL GRANNY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

YEAH!

IT REALLY ISN'T VERY NICE TO BE SCARING US, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING.

YEAH. TAZ TIRED.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST CUT IT OUT, DAFFY?

AH, YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN.

WELL, DON'T WORRY. NO MORE SCARING TONIGHT,

BECAUSE I'M POOPED.

CAN YOU IMAGINE? BEING AFRAID OF MONSTERS.

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

[TAPPING]

UH! WHAT WAS THAT?

AH!

AAH!

A SPACE ALIEN!

YIKES!

A DRAGON!

AAH!

AN OCTOPUS!

WHO'S THAT?

THERE'S A GIANT!

AAH!

THE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO GET ME!

THE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO GET ME!

DAFFY! DAFFY!

HELP! THE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO GET ME!

DAFFY, THERE ARE NO MONSTERS.

HUH?

NO SPACE ALIEN.

NO DRAGON.

NO OCTOPUS.

HA HA HA! AND NO GIANT!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

NO MONSTERS.

YEAH, DAFFY. NO MONSTERS.

WELL, IN THAT CASE,

COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE HAND ME THAT STORYBOOK?

EH, WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS FOR?

I GOT TO LEARN TO READ... AND QUICK.

MAYBE ONE OF THESE STORIES WILL PUT ME TO SLEEP.

HMM...

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