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HEY, THERE, EVERYBODY IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETY

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY, THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

WHOA-HA-HA-HO-HO! HA HA HA!

[BABIES LAUGHING]

BUGS BUNNY TO PILOT. BUGS BUNNY TO PILOT.

DO YOU READ ME?

[PIANO TINKLING]

MMM...

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY PUMPKIN PANTS.

Doll: WA-WAH! WA-WAH!

LAMB-SAKES!

WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING UP SO LATE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?

NO. NO. NO.

WELL, IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

WHICH IS WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME.

FIRST THING TOMORROW,

I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU KIDS

HOW TO TELL TIME.

WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT TELLING TIME?!

WELL, TELLING TIME COMES IN HANDY LOTS OF WAYS.

THINK OF ALL THE FUN THINGS YOU'D MISS

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO BE THERE.

WELL, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, GRANNY,

I'M GONNA SKIP IT.

TELLING TIME IS FOR PEOPLE WHO--

WHO HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME ON THEIR HANDS.

Lola, Bugs: WE DON'T HAVE TIME ON OUR HANDS.

OH, HO HO...

THAT'S JUST AN OLD SAYING, KIDS.

YOU CAN SKIP THE LESSON IF YOU WANT, DAFFY,

BUT DON'T FORGET THERE'S ANOTHER OLD SAYING

ABOUT TIME.

IT WAITS FOR NO ONE.

NIGHTY-NIGHT, KIDS.

PLEASANT DREAMS.

AHH. HA!

WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE'S KIDDING?

TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE.

THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING I'VE EVER...HEARD.

OOH.

SO YOU SEE, KIDS,

THE CLOCK SAYS IT'S 10:00.

HMM. HMM. HMM.

AND EVERY TIME THE BIG HAND MOVES

ONE FULL CIRCLE AROUND THE CLOCK,

THAT'S ONE HOUR.

SO...

NOW IT'S 11:00.

HMM. I GET IT, GRANNY.

OF COURSE YOU DO.

YOU KIDS ARE SO SMART.

AND TO CELEBRATE LEARNING ABOUT TIME,

I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT

AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I KNOW. I'M GOING TO TAKE US ALL

ON A PICNIC IN THE PARK.

YEAH! YAY! YIPPEE!

A PICNIC! HA HA HA!

LET'S ALL BE READY TO GO AND MEET BY THE FRONT DOOR

IN EXACTLY ONE HOUR.

AND WHEN THE BIG HAND AND THE LITTLE HAND

ARE BOTH FACING STRAIGHT UP,

WHAT TIME WILL IT BE THEN?

[BELCH]

12:00! LUNCHTIME!

YOU MISSED A REALLY FUN LESSON, DAFFY.

UH, YEAH. GRANNY TAUGHT US ALL SORTS OF STUFF

ABOUT HOW TO TELL TIME.

WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I LEARNED SOMETHING

ABOUT TIME, TOO.

YOU DID? WHAT?

YOU'RE WASTING MINE.

PLAYTIME IS THE BEST TIME OF ALL,

AND CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT?

COME ON, BUGS.

IT'S OBVIOUS THAT DAFFY DOESN'T HAVE TIME

TO TALK TO US.

OH, UH, ONE LAST THING, DAFFY.

GRANNY'S TAKING US ON A PICNIC.

AT 12:00.

THAT'S WHEN THE BIG HAND AND THE LITTLE HAND

ARE BOTH POINTING STRAIGHT UP.

HA HA HA HA HA. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET US BY THE FRONT DOOR

IN ONE HOUR.

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALREADY,

I'LL BE THERE!

BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW WHEN AN HOUR'S UP?

YOU DIDN'T COME TO GRANNY'S LESSON.

THAT'S EASY!

EVERY HOUR, GRANNY'S BIG GRANDFATHER CLOCK

MAKES A BIG, LOUD NOISE.

[CLOCK CHIMES]

NOW, STEP ASIDE, PLEASE.

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING ON MY SWING?

ANOTHER ONE OUT OF SIGHT!

I LOSE MORE GOLF BALLS THAT WAY.

OH, WELL.

[STOMACH GROWLS]

OH, GEE! I'M HUNGRY.

MUST BE GETTIN' CLOSE TO PICNIC TIME.

BUT I DIDN'T HEAR THE CLOCK MAKE A GONG.

OH, WELL, I'LL JUST HEAD OVER

AND SEE IF THEY'RE WAITIN' FOR ME.

HELLO! I'M READY FOR THE PICNIC.

HELLO?

I KNOW, THEY'RE PLAYING HIDE 'N' SEEK.

OKAY, I GET IT. HERE I COME!

I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

OLLYOLLYOXINFREE!

[CRASH]

YOO-HOO. ANYBODY THERE?

THAY, THESE KIDS ARE GOOD HIDERS.

[STOMACH GROWLS]

AND ALL THIS HIDE 'N' SEEK IS MAKIN' ME EVEN HUNGRIER.

[HUMMING]

OOPS. BETTER WASH THIS OFF

BEFORE GRANNY SEES IT.

HMM.

I WONDER HOW MUCH OF THIS LAUNDRY SOAP

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE.

THAT OUGHTA DO IT!

AHH, NOBODY TO FIGHT WITH OVER WHAT SHOW TO WATCH.

NOW, THIS I LIKE.

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO?

Man, on phone: HELLO, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

IF YOU CAN ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION,

YOU'LL WIN A FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CANDY.

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

ARE YOU READY?

YEAH, YEAH, I'M READY.

OH, I'M SO NERVOUS.

ALL-RIGHTY, THEN,

FOR THAT FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CANDY,

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION--

WHAT TIME IS IT?

[HEART POUNDING]

[GULP]

AAH!

[GLUB GLUB GLUB]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I'M COMIN', I'M COMIN'! WHO IS IT?

Man: SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR DAFFY DUCK

FROM THE ACME TOY STORE.

I'M DAFFY DUCK.

SIGN HERE FOR ALL THE TOYS YOU CAN PLAY WITH,

MR. DUCK.

OH, BOY!

NAH. YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE TIME.

TIME?! [WHIMPERS]

TSK, TSK, TSK. SORRY, KID,

NOT TIME, NO TOYS.

[GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB]

ALRIGHT, DUCK, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.

TELLING TIME ISN'T EVERYTHING.

I MEAN, THERE'S OTHER THINGS JUST AS IMPORTANT

THAT I'M GOOD AT. YEAH!

LIKE RIDING MY TRICYCLE,

OR WASHING MY OWN CLOTHES.

HMM...THAT'S ODD.

[DOOR CREAKING]

AAH! HELP, GRANNY, HELP!

HELP!

AAH! HELP! HELP!

HELP! HELP! HELP!

[RINGING]

HELP, GRANNY! HELP!

HUH?

WOW, WHAT A DREAM.

GRANNY WAS RIGHT.

TELLING TIME REALLY IS IMPORTANT.

I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.

DID I MISS ANYTHING?

NO, DAFFY, NOT A THING?

YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

DOES YOUR TONGUE HANG LOW DO YOU WOBBLE TO AND FRO

DO YOU GRUNT, GROAN AND GURGLE EVERYWHERE YOU GO

IF THE ANSWER IS YES, LET ME TAKE A GUESS

YOU ARE BABY TAZ

DO YOU MOAN, DROOL, CRUNCH WHEN YOU'RE CATCH YOU LUNCH

DO YOU BUZZ DOWN TREE TRUNKS FOR A CHEWY BRUNCH

IF YOU TALK TOO MUCH THEN I HAVE HUNCH

YOU ARE BABY TAZ

DOES YOUR TONGUE HANG LOW DO YOU WOBBLE TO AND FRO

DO YOU GRUNT, GROAN AND GURGLE EVERYWHERE YOU GO

IF THE ANSWER IS YES, LET ME TAKE A GUESS

YOU ARE BABY TAZ

DO YOU MOAN, DROOL, CRUNCH WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR LUNCH

DO YOU BUZZ DOWN TREE TRUNKS FOR A CHEWY BRUNCH

IF YOU TALK TOO MUCH THEN I HAVE HUNCH

YOU ARE BABY TAZ

SO, WHO WANTS TO HAVE

THE BEST BADMINTONER IN THE WORLD

ON THEIR TEAM?

PICK US! PICK US! PICK US! PICK US!

WE DO! WE DO! WE DO! WE DO!

OH, WHO AM I FOOLIN'?

LOLA ALWAYS PICKS BUG'S TEAM,

AND TEAM DAFFY ALWAYS LOSES.

YEAH, 'CAUSE WE ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH TAZ.

HA HA HA! WHOA! OH-OH! HA HA HA!

HA-HYEEAH!

IS FUNNY. YA-BOOT.

EEN-HA HA HA.

OH...HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIN WITH HIM?

ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PRACTICIN' FOR WHEN WE LOSE.

OH...

HEY! I GOT IT.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE LOLA PICKS OUR TEAM.

COME ON.

TEAM BUGS OR TEAM DAFFY?

HMM.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST NOT SURE.

I MEAN, I LIKE BOTH OF YOU,

BUT...

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

AN ATHLETE OF YOUR TALENT,

YOU WANNA GO WITH A WINNER.

YEAH.

THAT'S US!

OF COURSE, WE WANNA MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.

OH, SYLVESTHTER.

UNH. UHH.

OH...UHH...UNH!

WHAT'S ALL THIS?

OH, JUST A FEW TOKENS OF APPRECIATION

FROM YOUR TEAMMATES,

SYLVESTHTER, AND YOURS TRULY, DAFFY.

IT'S ALL YOURS IF YOU JOIN OUR TEAM.

YES, LOLA, YOU CAN BE TOPS IN BACKYARD BADMINTON.

YOU CAN BE NUMBER ONE.

YOU CAN BE THE STAR OF...

[FANFARE]

TEAM DAFFY!

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SISTER? HUH? HUH?

I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

JUST SAY YOU'LL TRY IT ON FOR SIZE.

UH, WAIT A MINUTE.

WE HAVEN'T ASKED LOLA TO JOIN OUR TEAM.

HA HA HA HA! YOUR TEAM?!

HA--OH--THAT'S RICH!

WE ALREADY GAVE HER ALL THE BEST STUFF.

HA HA--WHOO-HOO-HOO- HOO-HOO!

UNH...UHH!

AAH!

PHEW!

WHAT'S THIS?!

I'M AFRAID TO ASK.

THIS IS EVERY TOY THAT TWEETY AND I OWN.

EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

IT'S ALL YOURS IF YOU'LL JUST JOIN OUR TEAM.

DON'T DO IT! WE CAN GIVE YOU MORE!

YOU CAN HAVE MY ROLLER SKATES.

OH, MY.

THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL.

MY BASEBALL GLOVE!

THANK YOU. THAT'S--

MY HOCKEY STICK.

MY SET OF PUCKS.

MY TRIKE. MY BIKE!

I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE TRAINING WHEELS.

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

LET ME SEE...

YES, I THINK...

NO, I--

THIS ONE IS, UH--

WELL, MAYBE...

HMM. WELL...

[SIGHS] NO.

Daffy: AHEM!

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

I THINK I'M GONNA GO WITH...

IN HONOR OF OUR TOP PLAYER,

WE'LL CHANGE OUR NAME FROM TEAM BUGS

TO TEAM LOLA.

[GASPS] DEAL!

MMM!

YES! YES!

BUT--BUT--BUT-- BUT--BUT--BUT--

COME ON, GUYS. TIME FOR THE GAME.

AND MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN.

HA HA HA HA HA.

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

HEH HEH HEH HEH. TAZ PLAY WITH DAFFY.

TAZ PLAY WITH DAFFY! HEH HEH.

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, KID.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HEH HEH. AHH, HA HA HA HA!

OH, THE BIRDY. HA HA HA HA HA!

HOLD STILL.

WAH!

WA-A-A-A-H!

HA HA HA HA. OH, THE BIRDIE!

HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA. WHOA.

HA HA! WHOA...

MMM!

HEY, DAFFY,

AREN'T YOU GUYS GONNA PLAY?

OH, WE'RE GONNA PLAY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN.

EH, HOW? WE GOT LOLA.

WE'VE GOT A SECRET WEAPON.

WHAT'S THAT?

HIM.

[GASPS]

HEE HEE HEE. AAA-WHOA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA--WHOA!

HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!

NOTHIN' IN THE RULES SAYS TAZ CAN'T HAVE FUN

WHILE HE PLAYS.

WAY TO GO! BASH THAT BIRDIE!

SISUM-BACKUM, REALLY SMACK 'EM!

WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY.

SORRY, KID. DIDN'T MEAN YOU.

THIS BIRDIE'S WHAT WE'RE HITTIN'.

OH. PHEW.

OH, NO!

WHOO-HOO-HOO. HA HA HA HA HA!

HUH!

OH, NO. THERE GO THE BATTERIES.

HEH HEH HEH. AAA--HEH HEH HEH.

UH-OH.

NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

WITHOUT OUR SECRET WEAPON,

THEY'LL WIN FOR SURE.

HEH HEH HEH.

OKAY, LET'S BEAT 'EM.

YEAH, WET 'EM HAVE IT!

THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

EH, QUIT STALLIN'!

GIVE IT TO 'EM!

OUTTA MY WAY, IT'S MINE. IT'S MINE, I GOT IT.

EH...

HEY, IT'S MINE. I GOT IT!

[GASPS]

DID WE WIN? DID WE WIN?!

NOBODY WON... EXCEPT HIM.

AAA--UHH-- HEE HEE--UNH.

HA HA--WHOA-- HA HA HA HA.

AHH--HA HA-- WHOA--LA LA LA...

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HE ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO WIN.

YEAH. HE ISN'T EVEN PLAYIN' RIGHT.

HE'S JUST--JUST...

PLAYING?

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO.

AND WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

LOOK, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

I'M SORRY, BUGS,

I CAN'T BE ON YOUR TEAM,

OR DAFFY'S TEAM.

I'LL GIVE ALL OF YOUR STUFF BACK.

CAN WE JUST... HAVE SOME FUN?

EH, I THINK SHE'S RIGHT.

I GUESS WE GOT CARRIED AWAY.

SO, DO YOU WANT TO BE ON TEAM BUGS

OR TEAM DAFFY?

WHAT IF WE ALL JOIN TEAM TAZ?

AHH--HA HA HA HA.

HUH?

[LAUGHING, SHOUTING]

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