Original subtitles

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER

HOORAY!

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEY-FUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

OKAY, DAFFY, YOU'RE IT.

OH, NO, BUSTER.

I WAS IT LAST TIME

AND ELEVENTY TIMES THE TIME BEFORE THAT.

ALRIGHT, THEN. UH, YOUR TURN, SYLVESTER.

I CAN DO THE HIDING AND SEEKING.

IT'S THE COUNTING I'M NOT SO SURE OF.

NUMBERS ARE NOTHING.

JUST POWER PAST THAT FIRST ONE,

AND THEN THE REST ARE AS EASY AS A-B-C.

OH, THEM, TOO.

1...

[LAUGHTER]

UH, NUMBER AFTER 1?

THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE.

SORRY, SIS! I SAW IT FIRST.

PBBT. HMMPH!

UH, ANOTHER 1.

[SNIFFING]

UM, 1.

[SNIFFING]

AHH.

1.

DOES 1 COME AFTER 3 OR VICEY VERSA?

BETTER ASK GRANNY.

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

[SNIFFING]

OH, UM,

THOSE WOULDN'T BE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES,

WOULD THEY, UH, GRANNY?

NO. DOUBLE-DRIP TRIPLE RIPPLE CHOCOLATE CHIP.

DON'T SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE ONE?

WELL, OF COURSE, DEAR.

BUT JUST ONE. THE REST ARE FOR DESSERT.

THANKS, GRANNY.

OHH.

OH, SO MANY MORE THAN A PUSSYCAT CAN COUNT.

WOULD ANYONE MIND IF THERE WAS JUST ONE LESS FOR DESSERT?

[MUNCHING]

ONE. AND GRANNY DID SAY TAKE ONE.

[MUNCHING]

PLUS ONE MAKES THIS ONE.

[MUNCHING]

AND ANOTHER ONE. AND ANOTHER ONE.

AND ANOTHER-- JUST ONE.

[MUNCHING]

BUGS? LOLA? OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!

WERE WE HIDING TOO WELL?

YOU GOT TO HELP ME! SOMETHING TERRIBLE'S HAPPENED IN THE KITCHEN!

WHAT?

THERE'S THIS BIG JAR, SEE,

AND ONE MINUTE IT'S FULL OF COOKIES,

AND THEN IT ISN'T.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

I ATE 'EM.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

[CRYING]

EH, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO,

AND THAT'S TELL GRANNY THE TRUTH.

COME ON.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

EH, WHY NOT?

GRANNY WORKED HER FINGERS TO THE BONE BAKING THOSE COOKIES,

SLAVING ALL DAY AT A HOT STOVE.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHE LOVES YOU.

IF SHE FOUND OUT YOU ATE THEM,

IT'LL BREAK HER HEART.

OH, NO!

WHAT WILL I DO?

BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE.

WHAT?!

LIKE WHO?

OH, ONE OF THE USUAL SUSPECTS.

NAH. TOO INNOCENT.

TOO GOOD.

TOO OBVIOUS.

AHA! HIM!

OOP! MY MISTAKE.

TOO TRUSTWORTHY.

OH, MY. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES?

EH, AS A MATTER OF FACT--

WE DO!

IT WAS A BEAST! YEAH!

AND, OH, WHAT A BEAST IT WAS!

MY STARS!

UH, WHAT WAS IT LIKE?

IT WAS HUMONGULOUS!

A CHOCOLATE CHIP CHOMPER.

IT SMELLED THOSE CHOCOLATEY CHIPS

AND CHOMPED THEM.

OH, THAT SOUNDS JUST TERRIBLE.

DID YOU SEE IT, TWEETY?

UH--

POOR GUY.

HE'S SCARED SPEECHLESS.

WAS IT SIMPLY DREADFUL, LOLA, DEAR?

TELL HER ABOUT ITS TEETH.

TEETH.

UM, TEETH!

BIGGER THAN THE BIG BAD WOLF'S.

YOU MEAN EVERY TIME I BAKE COOKIES

THAT BEAST WILL EAT THEM?

OH, YOU BET YOU, GRANNY.

THEN I'LL BAKE A BATCH RIGHT AWAY

SO I CAN SEE THIS BEAST MYSELF.

NICE MOVE, DAFF.

WE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE TRUTH WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

GRANNY WANTS TO SEE A MONSTER.

GRANNY'S GONNA SEE A MONSTER.

GET THAT OVER HERE AND THIS DOWN THERE!

WE NEED MORE OF THESE AND LESS OF THOSE!

PUT SOME MUSCLE IN IT! HEAVE-HO!

GLUE! MORE GLUE!

WHY, IT'S STUPENDOUS! IT'S COLOSSAL!

IT'S NOT HALF BAD.

[SNIFFING]

UH-OH! SMELL THAT!

[TICKING] [DING]

THAT'S OUR CUE.

ON THE COUNT OF 3.

1.

[LAUGHING]

RIGHT FOOT!

LEFT FOOT!

RIGHT! LEFT!

NOT YOUR LEFT! MY LEFT!

ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!

ROAR!

[SNIFFING]

COOKIES DEAD AHEAD!

[BURPING]

SYLVESTER, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.

OH, GOODNESS!

THE COOKIES ARE GONE AGAIN!

DON'T TELL ME THAT MEAN OL' COOKIE CHOMPER CAME

AND I MISSED IT.

WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE'S NOTHING TO DO

BUT, UM,

BAKE SOME MORE.

[TICKING]

[DING]

WOW! THIS ISN'T THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I MISSED IT AGAIN.

OH, WELL.

BACK TO BAKING.

[TICKING]

[DING]

[DING]

[DINGING]

[ALL GROANING]

TAZ NOT FEEL GOOD.

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER COOKIE.

HOLD IT.

THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THIS BEAST FROM BEATING US

IS FOR US TO BEAT IT.

OH, GRANNY, COME SEE!

HURRY!

EVERYBODY READY?

[ROARING]

GRACIOUS SAKES! THERE IT IS!

EH, NEVER FEAR, GRANNY.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

[ROARING]

TAKE THAT!

AND THIS!

AND THAT, TOO!

BACK, YOU BEAST! BACK!

MY GOODNESS, BUGS. HOW BRAVE.

BACK! BACK!

EH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. HEH HEH.

I'M, UH, TEARING HIM TO PIECES.

[ROARING]

UH-OH.

UM, GRANNY, THERE'S SOMETHING WE GOT TO TELL YOU.

IT ATE US! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!

WE WERE TRAPPED IN ITS TUMMY,

BUT WE, UH--WE, UH--

[SIGHS]

GRANNY, THERE NEVER WAS A CHOCOLATE CHIP CHOMPER.

YEAH, THERE WAS.

IT WAS ME.

I CHOMPED THE COOKIES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME.

THEY WERE SO SCRUMPTIOUS.

I'M SORRY.

WE'RE ALL SORRY, GRANNY.

All: VERY, VERY SORRY.

UH, WHAT THEY SAID.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

SYLVESTER, THAT WAS VERY BRAVE.

SOMETIMES IT TAKES COURAGE TO TELL THE TRUTH.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

HEAR THAT? SHE'S PROUD OF ME!

I'M PROUD OF YOU ALL FOR BEING TRUTHFUL.

AND FOR A REWARD,

HOW ABOUT A COOKIE?

All: NO! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

GOODNESS. DO THEY LIKE MY BAKING?

I GAVE MY LOVE A KITTY

WHO CAN'T CATCH BIRDS

I GAVE MY LOVE A CRITTER

WHO SPINS AND GRINS

I GAVE MY LOVE A BABY

WITH NO CRYING

HOW CAN THERE BE A KITTY

WHO CAN'T CATCH BIRDS?

HOW CAN THERE BE A CRITTER

WHO SPINS AND GRINS?

HOW CAN THERE BE A BABY

WITH NO CRYING?

A KITTY NAMED SYLVESTER

HE CAN'T CATCH BIRDS

A BABY TAZ IS GRINNING

EACH TIME HE SPINS

A BABY LOONEY TOONEY

DOES NO CRYING

Bugs: DAFFY?

EH, DAFFY?

I DIDN'T DO IT! THE DIAPER WAS DIRTY WHEN I GOT THERE!

CALM DOWN, DAFFY.

YOU WERE JUST DREAMING.

OH! OH, YEAH!

I WAS DREAMING THAT THE RAIN STOPPED

AND THE SUN CAME OUT

AND WE ALL WENT OUTSIDE TO PLAY.

WE COULD PLAY A GAME INSIDE.

BUT WE'VE ALREADY PLAYED WITH EVERY TOY IN THE NURSERY.

TWICE.

HOW MANY TIMES IS THAT?

All: TOO MANY.

IF ONLY SOMETHING FUN WOULD HAPPEN.

THEN WE WOULDN'T BE SO BORED.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I WONDER WHAT IT IS.

MAYBE IT'S A BRAND NEW PLAYHOUSE.

OR A PIRATE SHIP.

IT COULD BE A RACING CAR.

OR EVEN A ROCKET WE CAN RIDE TO MARS.

Bugs: WHAT IS IT, GRANNY?

Lola: IS IT SOMETHING NEW FOR US TO PLAY WITH?

AFRAID NOT, KIDS.

IT'S THE NEW SENIORFLEX EXERCISE EQUIPMENT I ORDERED.

[GIGGLING]

CAN WE PLAY?

WELL, THESE AREN'T REALLY TOYS,

BUT YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE BOX.

PLAY WITH THE BOX?

BUT THAT SOUNDS EVEN MORE BORING

THAN WATCHING THE RAIN.

NOT IF YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

WHAT IS USING YOUR IMAGINATION?

HMM.

WELL, USING YOUR IMAGINATION

IS WHEN YOU SEE THINGS

OR THINK OF THINGS IN A NEW WAY.

LIKE WHEN YOU LOOK UP AT THE CLOUDS

AND SEE SHAPES IN THEM.

LIKE A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN OR COTTON CANDY.

All: WOW!

Bugs: HEY, THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR!

IT DOES WHEN YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

AND THE BEST PART ABOUT USING YOUR IMAGINATION

IS THERE ARE NO RULES,

AND YOU CAN MAKE UP ANYTHING YOU WANT.

LIKE PLAYING MAKE-BELIEVE?

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, NOW THAT WE HAVE IT,

WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT?

WELL, GRANNY TOLD US TO USE OUR IMAGINATION.

SO I'M GOING TO IMAGINE

THAT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IN THE WORLD.

[LAUGHS]

THAT'S THE SILLIEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!

IT'S NOT A HOUSE. IT'S A PIRATE SHIP.

LOLA'S RIGHT.

ABOUT THE PIRATE SHIP?

NO. ABOUT TWEETY'S IDEA BEING SILLY.

ANYONE CAN SEE

THAT IT'S THE WORLD'S FASTEST RACING CAR.

NOW, WHY WOULD THEY SEE THAT?

IT'S REALLY A ROCKET SHIP TO MARS.

YOU CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT IT.

All: NO! COME ON!

A PIRATE SHIP-- THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

WAIT!

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

WHAT THIS THING REALLY IS.

I'M GLAD YOU SEE THINGS MY WAY.

NO, DAFFY.

I MEAN LET'S PLAY HOUSE, THEN PIRATES,

THEN RACING CAR, AND THEN ROCKET SHIP.

I GET IT.

AND WHICHEVER IS THE MOST FUN WINS.

RIGHT.

OH, MY.

COMPANY SO SOON?

WON'T YOU COME IN, PLEASE?

MY, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY YOU HAVE.

COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.

[CRYING]

OH, LITTLE GUY.

[CRYING]

HE MUST BE HUNGRY.

[COUGHING]

YUCK! BIRD FORMULA.

NOW, NOW, NOW, BABY,

THAT'S NOT POLITE.

REMEMBER, YOU'RE A GUEST IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.

[LAUGHTER]

WHY DON'T WE GROWN-UPS ALL SIT DOWN

AND HAVE SOME NICE REFRESHMENTS?

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO SO MUCH TROUBLE, TWEETY.

EH, LOLA'S RIGHT.

YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.

UH, WHAT KIND OF, UH, COOKIES ARE THESE, ANYWAY?

IT'S MY OWN SPECIAL RECIPE.

STRAINED PEAS AND CHOCOLATE CHIP.

[GULP] [GULP]

NOW, NOW, NOW, MUMSIE AND DADA,

THAT'S NOT POLITE.

REMEMBER, YOU'RE A GUEST IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.

MY, WHAT BIG APPETITES YOU BOTH HAVE.

YEAH. TOO BAD ALL THE COOKIES ARE GONE.

ALL GONE? DON'T BE SILLY.

I MADE LOTS MORE.

AAH! AAH!

SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

THERE'S AN ISLAND WITH A BURIED TREASURE.

WHERE'S MY FIRST MATE?

RIGHT HERE, CAPTAIN LOLAFAYETTE.

FIRST MATE TWEETY REPORTING FOR DUTY.

GO DOWN BELOW AND TELL THE CREW TO DROP THE ANCHOR

AND GET READY TO GO ASHORE.

AYE, AYE, LOLA.

I MEAN, CAPTAIN.

CAPTAIN LOLAFAYETTE SAYS THAT--

YEAH, WE HEARD HER!

IT'S NOT FAIR!

SHE GETS TO HAVE ALL THE FUN, AND WE'RE DOING ALL THE WORK.

MAYBE IT'S TIME WE MADE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.

HMM.

THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

FIRST WE'RE GONNA SNEAK UP TO THE DECK,

AND THEN...

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

THAT'S PRETTY SNEAKY.

BUT DO YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?

SURE IT'LL WORK.

THERE'S 3 OF US AND ONLY ONE OF HER.

SURE IT'LL WORK. THERE'S 3 OF US AND ONLY ONE OF HER.

OH, YOU AND YOUR BIG IDEAS.

AND NOW SINCE YOU WERE ALL SUCH BAD LITTLE MATIES

AND TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE SHIP,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WALK THE PLANK!

WALK THE PLANK?!

WALK THE PLANK?!

WALK THE PLANK?!

Together: WHAT'S A PLANK?

[GRUNTS]

IT MEANS I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OVERBOARD.

OVERBOARD IS RIGHT.

I'M OVER THIS AND BORED.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

IT MEANS THAT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SHOW YOU GUYS

HOW TO REALLY HAVE SOME FUN.

VROOM!

VROOM!

HONK, HONK, HONK!

[IMITATING ENGINE REVVING]

[SPUTTERING]

UH-OH. BETTER PULL INTO THE PIT STOP FOR SOME SERVICE.

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

ALRIGHT, TEAM. LET'S GO!

CHANGE THE OIL! CHANGE THE WATER!

CHANGE THAT TIRE!

FOR THE TENTH TIME, DAFFY,

WE'RE NOT CHANGING ANYTHING.

NOT EVEN MY DIAPER?

All: NO!

THE ONLY THING WE'RE CHANGING

IS WHOSE TURN IT IS TO PLAY WITH THE BOX,

AND I'M NEXT.

BUGS TO EARTH. BUGS TO EARTH.

COME IN, EARTH. I'M READY TO LAND ON MARS.

HMM. I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY LIFE HERE ON MARS.

I SAID I WONDER IF THERE IS ANY LIFE HERE ON MARS!

COME ON, YOU GUYS!

YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HAVE FUN!

SOME FUN.

I HAD A MUCH BETTER TIME PLAYING PIRATE SHIP.

WELL, I STILL SAY THE RACING CAR WAS THE BEST.

AND I LIKE PLAYING HOUSE.

[YELLING]

GIVE IT TO ME! IT'S MINE!

I SAW IT FIRST!

WELL, I SAW IT THIRD!

[YELLING]

[CRASH]

HEY, LOOK!

All: OOH!

AHH!

WHAT IS IT?

Tweety: I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK

IT'S A RACING PIRATE HOUSE ROCKET.

BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

THERE IS IF YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

[KIDS LAUGHING]

KIDS, I JUST CAME IN TO--

LAND SAKES! WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

WE'RE USING OUR IMAGINATIONS.

YEAH. AND THE BEST PART

IS OUR IMAGINATIONS WORK EVEN BETTER

WHEN WE PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER.

WELL, I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU KIDS.

YOU TURNED A PLAIN OLD CARDBOARD BOX

INTO A, UH--

A RACING PIRATE HOUSE ROCKET.

OH, OF COURSE.

A RACING PIRATE HOUSE ROCKET.

[CHUCKLES]

WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU'RE ALL

HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME.

I JUST CAME IN TO TELL YOU

THAT IT STOPPED RAINING...

SO YOU CAN ALL GO PLAY OUTSIDE NOW.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, THE LITTLE DEARS.

THEY HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED IT STOPPED RAINING.

IMAGINE THAT.

[CHUCKLES]

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