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HEY THERE, EVERYBODY, IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

THERE'S LOTS TO DO AT GRANNY'S HOUSE

GAMES TO PLAY AND BALLS TO BOUNCE

LET'S JUMP AND SLIDE AND HOLLER, "HOORAY!"

SYLVESTER, BUGS, AND DAFFY

TAZ AND LOLA, TOO

TWEETY'S SUCH A SWEETIE

NOW, ALL WE NEED IS YOU

HEY THERE, EVERYBODY

IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

TO PLAY THE BABY LOONEY TUNES WAY

WOW.

ISN'T IT DREAMY?

IT'S SO YELLOW.

AND BIG.

SOME KIDS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.

Both: ARE YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'?

LET'S GO ASK GRANNY IF WE CAN GO TO SCHOOL.

GRANNY, GRANNY!

GRANNY!

LAND SAKES, KIDS,

WHAT'S ALL THE EXCITEMENT ABOUT?

WE WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

OH, BUT YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.

TOO YOUNG? WE'RE ALREADY POTTY-TRAINED.

BUGS...

EHH, WELL, UH, ALMOST.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

IF WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO GO TO REAL SCHOOL,

MAYBE WE CAN PLAY PRETEND SCHOOL!

HMM.

Both: PLEASE, GRANNY, PLEASE.

HEH HEH HEH. I GUESS IT'LL BE OKAY.

AS SOON AS I FINISH ICING MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE,

SCHOOL IS OFFICIALLY IN SESSION.

Both: YIPPEE! YAY! ALRIGHT!

HA HA HA HA HA.

[LOLA GIGGLES]

ISN'T GRANNY SWEET?

[GIBBERISH] TAZ WANT HARRY SCARY.

IT'S MINE, I TELL YA! MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!

HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE TOOTH FAIRY.

HUH? OHH...

WHEE! YIPPEE! HA HA HA HA.

HEY, YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT.

GRANNY SAID WE CAN ALL PLAY SCHOOL.

AW, WHO CARES?

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT SCHOOL, ANYWAY?

LOTS OF STUFF.

YOU GET TO LEARN NEW THINGS,

LIKE HOW TO DRINK FROM A WATER FOUNTAIN--

[SLURPS]

AHH...

AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND LEARN ALL THEIR NAMES.

HA HA HA HA.

THERE'S ALL KINDS OF GAMES TO PLAY.

LUNCHTIME!

[BELCHES LOUDLY]

YEESH.

LUNCH, SMUNCH.

I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.

OKAY, DAFFY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT

ON THE CHANCE TO GET LOTS OF ATTENTION.

ALRIGHT, RABBIT.

YA GOT ME.

I'LL GIVE YA 20 SECONDS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT SHOW AND TELL, DAFFY.

IT'S THAT TIME IN SCHOOL WHEN YOU GET TO TALK

IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS.

[CHUCKLES] AND EVERYONE HAS TO LISTEN TO YOU.

EVERYONE?

IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS JUST AN EGG.

NOT JUST ANY EGG, MIND YOU,

BUT A LITTLE, BROWN, SPECKLED ONE.

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHAT MAKES ME SO GREAT.

[CHEERING; COMMENCEMENT MUSIC PLAYING]

I LOVE SCHOOL!

NOW, WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

[TWEETY BIRD SOBBING]

Bugs: WHAT'S THE MATTER, TWEETY?

I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU GUYS.

WHY NOT?

I'M NOT READY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, FOR ONE THING, I CAN'T READ OR WRITE.

I CAN'T EVEN SPELL MY OWN WITTLE NAME.

[SOBBING]

[SNIFFLES]

[CRYING]

IT'S ALRIGHT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING

TO GO TO SCHOOL.

WEALLY?

[SNIFFLES]

REALLY?

YEAH!

THAT'S WHY WE GO TO SCHOOL--

SO WE CAN LEARN ALL THOSE THINGS!

ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE PRACTICE.

WHAT'S ALL THIS FOR, BUGS?

SHOW AND TELL?

NOT YET, DAFFY.

HMMPH.

IF WE'RE GONNA GO TO SCHOOL,

THE FIRST THING WE NEED TO LEARN

IS HOW TO RIDE THE BUS.

[LAUGHS] OH, GOODY!

TAZ DRIVE BUS.

[SNORTING LAUGHTER]

[IMITATING CAR ENGINE]

[IMITATES HORN]

[IMITATES TIRES SCREECHING]

[IMITATES BUS DOOR OPENING]

ALL ABOARD!

[EXCITED CHATTER]

WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!

WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW?

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

YOU'RE RIGHT, DAFFY.

THANK YOU.

LADIES FIRST.

NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO SIT

IN THE BACKSEAT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

I SEE OTHER KIDS DO IT ALL THE TIME.

OKAY, THEN, DAFFY, I'LL SIT IN THE BACKSEAT.

YOU CAN TAKE THE FRONT SEAT.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

I'M SITTIN' IN THE BACKSEAT!

I'M SITTIN' IN THE BACKSEAT!

I'M SITTIN' IN THE BACKSEAT!

I'M SITTIN' IN THE BACKSEAT!

I'M SITTIN' IN THE BACKSEAT!

YOU'RE SITTIN' IN THE BACKSEAT!

YOU'RE SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT,

AND THAT'S FINAL!

OKAY, DAFFY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

HMM. SNEAKY.

VERY SMART, BUT SNEAKY.

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER NEVER TO FALL FOR THAT ONE AGAIN.

NOW THAT WE'VE LEARNED HOW TO RIDE THE SCHOOL BUS,

IT'S TIME-- FOR SHOW AND TELL?

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP.

EHH, NOT YET, DAFFY.

IT'S TIME TO LEARN HOW TO CROSS THE STREET.

THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS.

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE CROSSING GUARDS AT SCHOOL.

THAT'S ME.

I GET TO HELP YOU CROSS THE STREET SAFELY.

HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA!

AH, HA HA HA HA HA!

I'LL GO FIRST.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET TO GO FIRST?

UNH! UNH! HMM?

UHH! RHHH!

HEY, YOU!

UHH...OOOH!

THIS TIME I'M GOING FIRST.

BUT, DAFFY, YOU REALLY SHOULD WAIT

FOR LOLA TO SAY IT'S SAFE.

HMMHH!

OH, NO, YA DON'T, RABBIT!

FIRST HE GETS A BACKSEAT ON THE BUS,

AND NOW YOU GET TO CROSS THE STREET FIRST?

I DON'T THINK SO, LITTLE MITHTER.

BUT, DAFFY, I--

I'M CROSSING FIRST, AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

THANKS FOR COMING. SEND ME AN E-MAIL:

DAZEDDUCKINACROSSWALK.COM.

UHHH...

OKAY, EVERYBODY... LINE UP.

TIME FOR-- TA-DA!

SHOW AND TELL!

NOPE. A FIRE DRILL.

A DRILL? BUT GRANNY TOLD US

NEVER TO PLAY WITH POWER TOOLS.

THAT'S RIGHT, TWEETY. BUT THIS KIND OF FIRE DRILL

TEACHES US HOW TO GET OUT OF THE SCHOOL BUILDING

IF WE'RE EVER IN ANY DANGER.

NOW, REMEMBER-- WHATEVER YOU DO,

STICK TOGETHER, STAY CALM, AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS.

EVERYBODY READY?

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

UH-HUH!

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

[ALL LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]

[SILENCE]

NOT BAD FOR STARTERS,

BUT LET'S TRY IT A DIFFERENT WAY,

KINDA LIKE FOLLOW THE LEADER.

[MILITARY-LIKE MARCH MUSIC PLAYS]

WELL, WELL, WELL.

[CHUCKLES]

LOOK AT ALL MY GOOD LITTLE STUDENTS.

ARE YOU ALL READY FOR SCHOOL?

WE SURE ARE, GRANNY.

WE'VE BEEN PWACTICING ALL DAY.

YOU HAVE? WELL, WHAT DID YOU LEARN?

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!

UH, BUGS.

WE LEARNED HOW TO RIDE THE BUS.

AND HOW TO CROSS THE STREET.

WE LEARNED FIRE DRILL!

THE FOLLOW-THE-LEADER KIND.

OH, ME, OH, MY, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

[CHUCKLES]

UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, TWEETY?

I LEARNED THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING

BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT SCHOOL IS FOR.

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU ALL. AND SINCE YOU'RE SUCH

GOOD LITTLE STUDENTS, I HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU.

WE'RE GOING TO SKIP SHOW AND TELL TODAY...

HUH?!

AND ALL GO OUT

FOR A WONDERFUL PICNIC.

[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

WHERE'S DAFFY?

AND FOR SHOW AND TELL,

I BROUGHT SOMETHING I KNOW YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LOVE--

ME! IT ALL STARTED

WHEN I WAS JUST AN EGG.

NOT JUST ANY EGG, MIND YOU,

BUT A LITTLE, BROWN, SPECKLED ONE.

MARY HAD A BABY DUCK, BABY DUCK, BABY DUCK

MARY HAD A BABY DUCK WITH FEATHERS BLACK AS COAL

AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT, MARY WENT, MARY WENT

EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT THE DUCK WAS SURE TO GO

HE FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL ONE DAY, SCHOOL ONE DAY, SCHOOL ONE DAY

HE FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL ONE DAY WHICH WAS AGAINST THE RULES

AND SO THE TEACHER CHASED HIM OUT, CHASED HIM OUT, CHASED HIM OUT

AND SO THE TEACHER CHASED HIM OUT BUT STILL HE HUNG AROUND

COMPLAINING AS HE PACED ABOUT, PACED ABOUT, PACED ABOUT

COMPLAINING AS HE PACED ABOUT TILL MARY TRACKED HIM DOWN

WHY DOES THAT DUCK LOVE MARY SO

MARY SO MARY SO

WHY DOES THAT DUCK LOVE MARY SO

THE EAGER CHILDREN CRIED

WHY MARY PAYS THE DUCK YOU KNOW

DUCK YOU KNOW, DUCK YOU KNOW

WHY MARY PAYS THE DUCK YOU KNOW

THE TEACHER DID RETIRE

[INDISTINCT CHEERFUL CHATTER]

[TOOTING] HA HA HA!

HEY, HEY!

IF YOU KIDS GOTTA BE SO LOUD,

DO IT QUIETLY.

COME ON, BUGS. YOU'RE MISSIN' ALL THE FUN.

[GASPS]

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU WENT AND DID!

WE DIDN'T MEAN TO, BUGS.

WE WERE JUST HAVIN' A GAME OF HOPPITY SCOTCH.

GUESS WE HOPPED WHEN WE SHOULD'VE SCOTCHED.

DON'T YOU WANT

TO PLAY WITH US?

NO! AND EVEN IF I DID,

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY HOPSCOTCH.

[HUMMING HORN TOOTING]

AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT HOW YOU PLAY A HORN.

UH...UH...

G-G-G-G...

YAHH-HAAAAA!

[LOUD SOBBING]

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU WENT AND DID!

HE HURT HIS WITTLE FEELINGS.

HE WAS JUST PLAYING HIS HORN.

THAT'S NOT PLAYIN'.

THAT'S HUFFIN' AND PUFFIN' AND BLOWIN' MY HOUSE DOWN.

WHO ARE YOU, THE MUSIC POLICE?

YEAH! WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE?

I DID. I'M THE LEADER ON ACCOUNT OF

I'M THE OLDEST. [IMITATING BUGS] I'M THE OLDEST.

2 MONTHS OLDER. BIG DEAL.

[LOUD SOBBING]

JEEZ, WHAT A KID!

[LOUD SOBBING]

[BONK]

[HUMMING HORN PLAYING]

[HUMMING HORN TOOTS]

OH, BUGS, DEAR

HI, GRANNY.

I HAVE SOME PAINTING TO DO UPSTAIRS.

WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING OVER EVERYONE WHILE I'M GONE?

ME?

WELL, YOU ARE THE OLDEST.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE FOR A WHILE?

ALRIGHT!

NO PROBLEM, GRANNY.

YOU JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING TO OLD BUGS.

THERE ARE GONNA BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.

I'M SURE THERE ARE.

I DON'T WANT TO BE BABY-SAT BY BUGS.

I'M WITH YOU,

BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

GRANNY MADE HIM THE BOSS.

HE CAN'T BOSS US IF HE CAN'T FIND US.

COME ON!

OKAY...THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE

A-HOPPIN' AND A-SCOTCHIN'.

HOW ABOUT A NICE COLORING BOOK FOR SYLVESTER...

A BIG BALL OF STRING FOR DAFFY TO UNTANGLE...

AND FOR TAZ...

TAZ?

TAZ?

EHH...WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

YOU GUYS BETTER GET BACK HERE.

I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE...

SOMEWHERE?

AHA!

HUH?

THERE YOU...

AREN'T.

NOW, LISTEN. I'M IN CHARGE,

AND WHAT I SAY GOES.

AND I SAY--

[MYSTERIOUS LOUD BLEATING] [GASPS]

UM...WHAT WAS THAT?

[LOUD BLEATING]

I--I DON'T KNOW...

BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.

AND I NEVER WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN!

[LOUD BLEATING] UHH! OHH!

EHH...IT'S NUTTIN'.

PROBABLY JUST A... CUTE LITTLE FOREST CREATURE.

[BLEATING]

IT DOESN'T SOUND SO LITTLE TO ME.

AND DEFINOOTILY NOT CUTE.

[BLEATING]

D-D-DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING, BUGS?

YEAH. Y-YOU'RE IN CHARGE.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

ME? UH...YEAH.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] UH, NO SWEAT.

UH, ALL'S I GOTTA DO IS--

[BLEATING] OH! OH!

UH, CLOSE THE WINDOW!

WHAT CAN'T SEE YA CAN'T HURT YA.

[BLEATING]

[WINDOW SHADE CLATTERS]

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU FELLAS?

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

[PLAYING CHEERY TUNE]

[CLATTERS; MUSIC STOPS]

[LOUD BLEATING]

WHAT IS IT?!

SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT

OF BOOGIE-WOOGIE MONSTER.

A 5-HEADED

BOOGIE- WOOGIE MONSTER!

OOH, WHAT HUGE HAIRY TEETH IT HAS!

IT'S BIGGER THAN THE GIANT FROM JACK AND THE BEANSTALK!

WITH A SERIOUSLY BAD ATTITUDE!

T-TELL ME WHEN IT'S GONE.

IT'S GONE!

SEE? NUTTIN' TO BE AFRAID OF.

OH, GWACIOUS!

TAZ IS GONE!

BUT HE WAS JUST HERE!

WASN'T HE?

TAZ?

TAZ?

TAZ!

TAZZIE!

OLLY OLLY OXENFREE!

[BLEATING]

[HINGES CREAKING]

Tweety: OH, NO!

TAZ?

DO YOU THINK WHATEVER'S OUT THERE...

[GULPS]

IS GONNA GET HIM?

NOT IF I CAN FIND HIM FOIST!

GO OUT THERE?

ALONE?!

NO WAY!

GRANNY PUT YOU IN CHARGE.

EHH...RIGHT.

I-I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYBODY.

THAT...

IS THE BRAVEST THING I EVER SAW.

SAY...IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK,

CAN I BE THE BOSS?

HEH.

[OWL HOOTS]

WHOO! WHOO!

TAZ?

THAT YOU, O-OLD B-BUDDY?

HEH HEH. UH, COME OUT OF THERE, TAZ.

[WOLF HOWLS]

T-T-TAZZIE!

[ANIMAL HOWLS]

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

[LOUD BLEATING]

YIKE!

YIII! OOH! OOOH!

YAHH, HO HO! UHH!

OH! OH!

UNH!

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

HEY, HEY! HOLD IT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' OUT HERE?

WE DECIDED WE COULDN'T LET YOU GO ALONE.

WE COULDN'T LET YOU FACE THAT BEAST BY YOURSELF.

WE SAW YOU CHASING IT.

AND YOUR BRAVERY MADE US BRAVE.

EHH...[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

I WASN'T CHASIN'. I WAS, UH...RUNNIN'.

I WAS RUNNIN' SCARED.

[LOUD BLEATING] OH! HUH?!

OHH! OHH! OOH! OOH!

UH, SO...LET'S RUN SCARED TOGETHER!

IT SOUNDS AWFUL CLOSE!

[LOUD BLEATING] SOUNDS LIKE IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!

Lola: WHAT IS IT, BUGS?

Daffy: WHAT DO YOU SEE?

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!

COME HERE!

[HUMMING HORN TOOTS]

TAZ?

IT WAS TAZ ALL ALONG.

[HUMMING HORN TOOTS]

EHH...WHAT'S THE MATTER?

OH...THAT HORN MAKE BUGS MAD.

TAZ DON'T WANT MAKE BUGS MAD.

OHHH...

I'M AWFUL SORRY ABOUT THAT, TAZ.

YOU PLAY ANY WAY YOU WANTA,

ANYTIME YOU WANTA, ANY WAY YOU WANTA.

HUH? BUGS MEAN IT?

SURE, I DO.

[HUMMING HORN TOOTING]

OH, MY GOODNESS! THERE YOU ARE!

WHATEVER ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

YOU SHOULDA SEEN IT, GWANNY!

BUGS FOUND TAZ.

ALL BY HIMSELF!

IT WAS THE BRAVEST THING YOU EVER SAW!

HEH. IT WAS NUTTIN'.

OH, NO, DEAR.

IT WAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

YOU WERE IN CHARGE,

AND YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

AND THEY TOOK CARE OFME.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

[OWL HOOTS]

WHOO! WHOO!

[TRYING TO BLOW HORN]

[HUMMING THROUGH HORN]

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