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Original subtitles

Coffee, Please

♪♪

Coffee

♪♪

♪♪

Huh... What...

Why don't you kill me then?

Dip the holy twig in the water

Wear it on your ring finger

On the ring-finger

I wear my ring on this finger

Alright...

Take some rice, soak it, and place it there

Take the scutch grass twig, soak it, and place it there as well

Started a while back? - No, just now

Take some water, invoking the seven holy rivers...

Which are..? - Hm ?

Ganga,

Cauvery...

hmm...

River Nile?

Just place it here

Mix the rice with the curd, and make fourteen balls

Invoking your father in your prayers,

place them one by one along with the other offerings

But Madhavan, why fourteen times?

Kunjappan used to eat a lot, fourteen might not be sufficient

I don't know, that’s why I am asking - I think it should be 16

But...

Isn't that how it should be?

Isn't today the 14th day after his death?

Death? Did you see him die?

Then you tell me, how many days has it been? - Ah!

Then you can put the blame on me…

Do whatever!

Volley it long... long ball, or else they'll score - Pass it here!

Pass it along! - Come On!!

Just missed!

Chuppa! Throw the ball back in

Prasannan, are you done here?

Just a moment, we are about to lose

Come on boys, back to positions

What’s up, Madhu?

You've been here a while now. Lot of leaves, huh?

I quit the job, Didn't work out

For you or for them? - Chuppa!

I'll see you later

I am so out of form these days!

So, what is it?

I have got a new job

Go resign and return, as always!

Listen!

In Bengaluru!

Are you nuts?

Your Dad won't let you work even in Ernakulam...

let alone Bengaluru!

I think, I should take him with me this time

Ah!

That's a good idea, Chuppa - hm

But...

...we'll have to present it tactically

The usual methods won't work

See,

Given the date the body was found and its condition, this could be Day 14.

Which body? Have you seen it?

Huh?

Eat... Eat as much as you can

He has ruined this too!

Alright! He is not dead. The body was not his, either.

But he is dead to me. Do you have a problem with that?

14 or 16...

...with or without curd, you decide that for your own last rites

What I offer my dad, is for me to decide

Why don't you have the snacks and leave quietly

instead of creating trouble?

I don't eat from outside

Why don't you just leave then?

Dad!

Hey Subramaniyan! Take him away

Unbelievable! - Just unbelievable!

What is unbelievable? The fellow was planning to kill his father

So Kunjappan ran away. Surely, he isn't dead

He dug up some dead body claiming it is Kunjappan's and is performing the last rites

What he is doing is unbelievable! - That too is unbelievable!

Uncle, the newspaper

Has your blood sugar gone up? You look pale and thin

Uncle,

last night, there was a fantastic show on the TV

"Crime Report"

At Kollam... an old man living alone...

...of approximately your age...

was gruesomely murdered by his neighbour

Living alone is not safe at all!

But I am not alone here

Uncle...

The lad has landed a job...

...in Bengaluru

A good salary of Rs 1 Lakh a month

You could move with him

and we can let this house out on rent

I can guarantee you a rent of ten thousand a month

Over there, nobody could clobber your head off...

You'll be safe!

Prasannan

Take up a job that would let you sleep in your own house

No matter what

Dad, shall I?

Ground enough?

Yeah! It's good to go

No, it’s not

This is why you should not do this

Dad!

What job could I get here?

Jobs don't come riding on their own to you. You need to look for them

Where are you going? - Just to the play ground

If you don't mind losing, join me for a game

I do mind losing

At least for a while?

May be at night. I have some work now

Jobs don't come riding on their own, do they?

Aren't you going for work today?

I will. It’s not time yet

What time would that be? - I've got many apprentices there

...they will manage. It is a Pharma job after all

That is what you always say

Do I? - Yes, often

No way!

There he is!

Are you taking your dad along to Bengaluru?

Did he get a job there too?

Yes, as a computer engineer! - No joke, Bengaluru is a hub of engineers,

Let his dad too be one. There are so many elderly engineers around

Old doctors and engineers are the most sought after ones

Have you noticed? - That's right

My dear Madhu, I am not going anywhere.

A cup of tea, please

Just like me

Chuppan, can you go home immediately?

It’s urgent. - What is it?

Your father had a fall

What happened?

He fell down while washing clothes

Bhaskaran, why would you live alone? Why don't you get him married?

Move this bucket a bit

Hmm...

You're not taking the pills, are you?

You don't have to yell. He is not deaf

Really?

I do

Bhaskaran, skipping the pills won't do you any good

If something happens, everyone suffers

You do your job

Don't waste it

Why would I!

I don't have much to do here. It’s a chronic disease

You never know when he will kick the bucket

We can only get him to take his medicines on time

Get someone for the household chores

How long will he do all this? He is an old man

& get a job yourself. Aren't you an electronics engineer?

Mechanical

You have no hope! - Didn't I say so?

Prasananan...

We need a home nurse - For you?

Not for me… for the household chores and to look after Dad

Oh, that kind of nurse

It’s not the safest of ideas

No women are safe here, is it?

Why are you looking at me?

He meant home nurses cannot be trusted

They often steal things

There is nothing to be stolen, but my dad

There is an agency in Perumba, where you get good nurses

If you had such plans, you could have told me

Dad! Come on It is not that

I told you yesterday. She is a home nurse

What should I cook for dinner?

What?

What would you like to eat?

Take her away

The kitchen is that way

Enough

Wow, tastes just like Dad's cooking

Because I made it

Sir, he did not let me do anything, he did all the cooking

Is she a Poduval?

Mr. Bhaskaran Poduval, What lies in Caste!

She is from a very reputed upper caste family in Haryana

Her highly reputed upper caste family is much higher than Poduvals

Isn't it ?

How long have you known her?

I met her today, at the agency

hmm

I know you are not the type

What type?

She is pregnant

She has been vomiting continuously

Three months - Congratulations!

So...

What do we do then?

If there is nothing to do, I'll leave. Is that OK?

Not O-K, V-K... I'm V-K Bhaskaran Poduval

You can call me Bhaskaran

You may leave

OK

That means alright in Hindi!

Oh!

Number seems unusual, might be some virus. You could lose money

Hello!

Have I not told you not to ride a motorbike?

Are you taking your medicines regularly as advised?

Dad, listen. Please hear me out

I am 34 now. Look at my head... I am losing my hair

Soon, I will go bald as Bharat Gopi!

My classmates always tease me. - Where are you going?

I have work to do

Listen, 'Mate'! I have got yet another job

This time in a Japanese company. I must go

So, what about me?

You come with me

I am not coming to Japan!

Those slanted eyes, short-legged fellows - just like you

Everyone looks the same,

almost like the Chinese

Dad, the company is Japanese. my office would be in Russia

Ah! That itself is dubious

Is there no space in Japan that they set their office in Russia?

Frauds for sure!

Have your gruel and look for a job here

Did you make me an engineer to work here in Payyannur?

What else? To send you to Russia?

It’s only a matter of four years

There are many Malayalees there...

...and other friends too. I can visit frequently

So, if I die, my dead body will be kept in a freezer until you come!

I don't want myself freezing in one of those boxes

Dad, stop fooling around please

If I don't take up this job as well

I will lose my mind and hang myself right here

No matter what you say

I will find a good home nurse, and take up this job

I repeat, employing a home nurse is not a safe option

I suggest you try that woman who is tending to Sreedharan's mother... Karthiyayini

Hey, not her She is too old

I didn't mean it that way. If you hire someone that old

you'd have to get someone to look after her if she falls sick

Bhaskaran will be looked after by Karthiyayini and Karthiyayini will be tended to by another nurse

The three of them in that house will be a sight!

Why would she need another person? She is a home nurse after all

If something happens to her, she will look after herself

Prasannan - Yes!

Such a huge house for a single man?

There were many people here. Some died and some went abroad

Still... - What?

You can make extensions to a house whenever. But can you remove them when the number of people decrease?

Come on in

How is it?

Is there nothing here?

But we are hiring you to make something

How do I make something with nothing?

Is there a mixer? Or a grinder?

That’s the fun part!

Uncle does not like those machines. Everything should be hand-made.

Not even a TV?

Whenever you feel like watching TV, come over to my place

You can watch your TV serials on your smartphone

It will cost me some Gigabytes!

One more thing

Please remember, if you fall sick, you will be your own home nurse too

and I will pay only for one of you'll

So why don't you'll catch up while I go and bring them

Hello! - Ah. Haven't seen you around in two days

Got into some trouble

I stitched a churidar for this girl

It was a bit tight

Heard her brother was after me

So I was in hiding for two days

Hiding! - Didn't even open the shop

Did you tell the cops? - Nah!

Can't you see me reading?

Mani! - Yes!

A tea for me, please

You want it strong, right? - Absolutely!

Murali...

... heard that you are being replaced in the temple committee, is it true?

Who told you? - Rumors are doing rounds

You are of no use to the temple, they say

Did you put some cardamom? - Why not! you are like a brother, right?

Is there any truth in it, Murali? - Why don't you have your tea and leave?

Mani, I too want a tea…

but without the cardamom

Why? - Do I look like your brother?

I think I have seen her somewhere

She is our new tenant...

...from Wayanad

They moved here because of her daughter's studies - Oh, okay

Let me take the news paper

Hope you remember the terms. - I know

Can you get some tea? - No, thanks!

You are at my stall for the first time - The thing is my daughter is home alone

She will be fine. A cup of tea won't take too long

The tea here is quite famous

Isn't it, Raghu? - Of course!

Without sugar, please - Alright!

"Do not use Soap in the temple pond"

Brother!

Aren't you Bhaskaran? - Yes

I am Ramanan

So?

Didn't you take my 'Chandrika' soap? - I did not take anything

A woman saw you taking it

Haven't you seen the sign there reading soaps are not allowed?

I can't read Malayalam

I only have one. My wife bought it. - Move over

My wife gave it to me

Only you were there. Birds are not going to take it...

♪

I want my soap, please

I think your sugar level has gone up again

Prasannan...

He has become thin as a rake

Karthiyayini...

Oh Come on... Karthiyayini!

Huh!

You said there was going to be one guy

Yes, there will be only one person... "Bhaskaran" I will leave in a bit and Subramaniyan will leave tomorrow

or else, I will leave now

This spread is only because its the first day

Enough

Is she too from an ‘upper caste’?

Go ahead! Don't worry. My father is a pure Brahmin

Karthiyayini, we need to talk - You tell me

Dad is particular about somethings... like

He doesn’t like food ground in the mixer or grinder, he wants his tea and medicines on time

He is temperamental So I must keep my voice down and never talk back

Moderate salt and no sugar

and no singing. Isn't that it?

How did you know? Did Prasannan tell you all this? - No need of telling all these

I have come across many a demons. He is barely the worst

So, that’s that then. Peace.

You can fly off to Japan or Russia or wherever in peace as well

Steel plates don't break

Dad...

Such an opportunity may not come again

It hurts to leave you by yourself

That's not true

If you feel what you are doing is right, then you must go

Really?

Hmm

I can't tie you up

You are not a cow

♪ ♪

Karthiyayini, pack those chilly fryums

He'll get those in Russia too

Uncle, are you going to Russia too?

Sure! He is at the right age for that

Then who will take care of the cow? - Is the cow the problem?

Of course! Cows are a major problem now

Is it a problem there? - No

To a place where you cannot get a bottle of good old ayurvedic oil...

Nobody needs to take any trouble for me

I'm not going anywhere, and I don't have any problem

So those who go to Russia have a problem?

Come on Prasannan! - Oh, I did not mean you

I was wondering about international diplomacy

Only those who do not have the courage to stay, flee their homeland

Dad! There are women around

There is very little and I am not sharing any of it. Women... Like I care!

Apply it inside!

Meant for exterior use only

Unbelievable! - Its okay

He does not have any bad intentions

You don't right?

Look at you, you are laughing!

Such a nice smile! Let me take a picture

Never seen you laugh so much

Smile again

You pea-brained giant! How come I was not informed that the IC is not in supply!

With this kind of irresponsible behavior we are not going anywhere forward

What’s wrong with you?

You should be more meticulous about things like these

[RUSSIAN ANNOUNCEMENT OVER THE TRAIN PA SYSTEM]

Hello

Hi

Indians have been independent for a while now. Does she not know? God! Is she going to attack me?

Subramaniyan, right?

- Yes, yes - Hi, Hitomi -Technical coordinator

You are a Malayalee, right?

Yes, yes

I knew as soon as I saw you!

Malayalam! How do you know Malayalam?

I am born and brought up here, but my dad is a Malayalee

We knew

What did you'll know?

That’s his name! V-E-N-U - Venu!

- ..and my mom is from Japan - International

Funny

Even though I was born and brought up here, in my heart I am a Malayalee

Papa raised me so

Your fluency in Malayalam suggests so

Thank you

I was waiting for someone to speak Malayalam to

Have you been to Kerala? - No, Subramaniyan

Never got a chance

Dad is no more, and there is nobody else back home

What happened to your dad?

He was an Alzheimer’s patient

So... how did you take care of him?

We had a home nurse

After work, I would hang out and get home late, Subramaniyan

Call me Chuppan, my nickname. That'll be easier since its not much of a tongue twister

We Malayalees are so funny

♪ ♪

♪ A new dawn bird at my window said..... ♪

♪ you go search your way, in the ice cold countries, unknown ♪

♪ dawdling here and there, roosting on blooming trees ♪

♪ continue your journey through the rainbow lanes of the city ♪

♪ day or night each and every time... ♪

♪ when you met some one who came swimming ..... ♪

♪ ...the tide of memories- haven't the eyes glittered ♪

My mom passed away when I was seven

She had a fall from the attic

Since then Dad is afraid that something might happen to him too

I've worked in Kochi and Bengaluru for around 4 different companies

3 months at the most

By then Dad will find some reason to call me back

He is not a bad guy. Just wants me beside him all the time

I knew I couldn't go on like that

So, I fought it out with him and took up this job

He is a good man

♪ ♪

♪ don't know what the morrow's new spectacles be like ♪

♪ nor about the new companion or destination ♪

♪ attire and tastes keep on changing the world becomes so diverse ♪

♪ sailing like a tender leaf fallen in a stream ♪

♪ day or night far or near, swimming the tide of memories...I ♪

♪ hasn't somebody come? haven't your eyes glittered? ♪

I live in that building You want to come in? Let's have dinner?

Another time? I'm done with Russian food

Planning on cooking something Indian tonight

See you later!

Don’t you have anything else to do?

Bhaskaran, have you been always like this?

Like how?

Like this...

Without a Mixer or a Washing Machine

Guess I wasn't born with those

♪ it's melodious when you come... and give a smile.... ♪

♪ my heart goes overwhelming ♪

♪ intimacy blooms when we munch words in the shades ♪

♪ off we go, with wings of dreams on an endless flight ♪

♪ day or night far or near, swimming the tide of memories...I ♪

♪ someone came for you? haven't your eyes glittered ♪

♪ The new dawn bird at my window said.... ♪

♪ ..go search your way, in the ice cold countries, unknown ♪

♪ dawdling here and there, roosting on blooming trees ♪

♪ you continue your journey through the rainbow lanes of the city ♪

♪ day or night far or near, swimming the tide of memories...I ♪

♪ someone came for you? haven't your eyes glittered ♪

[DIALOGUE FROM A TV SERIAL]

Hey!

What’s this?

What happened?

Is this food even edible?

I had a headache yesterday

I lost my focus!

Kindly bear with this today

You are on medications

From now on, I'll cook my own food

You only do the dishes and the laundry

Right!

What am I... your servant?

Don't you know I am a woman!

What if it hit my face?

Huh!

What do you want? - A little Sambar

Give him some Sambar

Prasannan! - What happened?

Bhaskaran has been cutting rope all morning - Which rope

He's got the loosies

Loose motions could be fatal at his age

Give him some Gelusil

Must be the food! Did he eat out recently?

Last night's dinner was from here, Rice and Sambar

and seems like Sambar is finding its way out his colon!

Sambar? - No

No, thanks!

So, you saw it? - Saw what?

the Sambar...?

You think I have nothing better to do than analyze his shit?

He gave his commentary from inside the toilet, while also abusing you

It's out of care

Could you be a little less crass in the morning?

Ruined the whole day! - Can't call Shit as Cheese right? Can I?

When you said Home nurse, I thought it must be a woman

He was Papa's best friend

Even after growing up, he always said 'Be careful' when I left home

Even though he was bedridden, I always drew strength from him

Our strength always comes from other people's fear for us

Prasannan, I am at a... mourning. Can I call you back?

There are mournings in Russia too?

What is it?

Uncle isn't too well these days - What happened?

Karthiyayini is not taking care of him well

Then... we should find someone else

I did try that, but they are all the same

It’s waste of money

See if you can visit for a bit

He'll feel better

I'll take care of things in the meanwhile

All well?

I am thinking of going back

Look, Kyoto Dynamics is very happy with your performance...

..and they have some plan for you

So you have to stay here

Think about it

I have to go

Dad is all alone, and he needs my support

Good decision... Good

Very good.. It’s our responsibility to look after our parents

But why would you waste your life in that village doing a job someone else could do?

Chuppa! Its rush hour at the hotel, so I couldn't come to the airport

Yeah! haven't heard that one before

That's a lot of luggage!

Don't think we can take it in ourselves

Hey, Babu

Lend a hand, could you?

Lucky I spotted him

We'd have had to hire a porter otherwise - True

Straight ahead

Hey!

God...! I am off

Your father becomes a monster on seeing me Such a nice gentleman otherwise

That is it. You go to hell! I am leaving

Doesn't give me a moment's rest

For 4000 rs... He thinks he can get a Duke to look after himself

Wait a minute...! That's your father right?

You hired me, didn't you?

Well, find someone else!

I am out of here

That is the fourth one in two weeks!

Give it

Driver, bring that box too, please?

Why this unexpected visit? Thought I'll surprise you, Dad!

Hmm

So, I'll get going then. - Why would you not stay for tea?

Thought I'll surprise you, Uncle!

Ah

What is this?

Filling up a form for the agriculture office

You are writing across the margins. It’s time you got rid of these glasses

It'll be worse without glasses

Not like that. I mean, you need to change this to a more powerful one

Now that you are back...

I am on a visit

I have even booked my return tickets

Get me some warm water

Dad!

Come here for a moment

What?

Hey! What on... - Dad... Wait!

What the hell is this?

Hello, Mr. Bhaskaran!

I am Version 5.25 by Kyoto Dynamics, Good evening, glad to meet you

This is the new home nurse, I was talking about

When are you going back?

I am... - Leave tomorrow and take this with you

Uh-oh

Dad... Dad

Just say it you cannot look after me Don' try to do your 'duty'

This metal man is the last thing I want in my life

Dad, look at it like a human. Someone who obeys just you

I don't need any such woman...

..or man here

Consider it a child...!

I am a burden for my own child, and I must do with a machine child

You don't like mixers, grinders, fridges, phones, or TVs

or humans or a robot even!

How are you going to survive, Dad?

Because I lived like this, you are here and you could make these things

Only time will tell what kind of kids you will have

What should I do? You tell me

Do you take my permission for everything?

Did you ask me when you went to Russia? Or hire a home nurse?

Huh!

For whom is this performance?

What are you talking about? It’s my duty, right?

Love is not a duty, It’s a sort of knowledge

Copy that

This is your problem, First you yell...

and then deliver a lecture or movie dialogues - Have you ever thought of me?

I haven’t slept peacefully after I left you here alone

Each time the phone rings, I get anxious. You know?

I will try to know

There you go!

So, the problem isn't me. It’s your anxiety about me

You should be treated, not me.

I'll stay here... Cook you breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday

The evening tea as well

What now?

Forget what I said

Don't be upset. Go back tomorrow itself

Go resign the job and come back

Good God!

Good morning, Mr. Bhaskaran! Some tea?

Have it, Dad. He is from an upper caste in Japan

Mr. Subramaniyan, would you like to have some tea?

Mr. Bhaskaran, tea

Didn’t I tell you, I don't want it?

No, you did not. You just walked away silently

That means 'No'

Copy that

What should I do with this tea?

How about you bake a cake with it?

Sorry, wrong command. Can't do that with tea

Then you drink it

Robots don’t drink anything

I will kill him

You can kill me but "I'll be back"

What should I do with the tea?

Pour it over my head

A Robot would never harm its owner, unless it is forced to.

Then you will know who I am

Very bad

Where is this from?

He cooked it

No, thanks

That’s my room, this is the study

and this one is for Pooja

Who is Pooja?

Pooja... the room where...

the room for Pooja

Who is Pooja?

Ah! See...

I knew he was a creep!

How is 5.25 doing?

Would have been perfect for me. I doubt if Dad will use it

Please make it happen and come fast. We all miss you

OK

Ash

Well, that he knows

That's ash from the firewood we burnt yesterday

We keep that out in the morning

Can be used as fertilizer for plants

Copy that

See Dad...

Its a fast learner. Nobody knows everything by birth, right?

Right?

Dad!

Hey!

Who kept these out?

Mr. Bhaskaran, please don’t shout

Your blood pressure will increase

which could result in an increase in the flow of blood to the brain cells

causing either a brain hemorrhage or a block in the heart

inducing a cardiac arrest

Who kept this there?

Found them when I was cleaning the room Since ash could be used as a fertilizer...

Only one us can live here. You or me

What have you done?

That was my mom and grandpa in those urns! We were meant to immerse them

That will surely kill them

Parents of busy kids will lie around forever in urns

Again!

Is Subramaniyan really busy? He is completely free

Ask him, ask him again

I'll shove this in your mouth

♪ ♪

[SINGING AN OLD FILM SONG] ♪ ♪

[BHASKARAN SINGING THE SAME TUNE] ♪♪

You were singing well!

New emotion detected

Dad, I'm leaving

What should I do?

Go take a nap. You must be travel-worn

A robot never sleeps, you may switch it off if needed

Shutting down

You are the one who has issues with mobile phone and computer

Who told you? Mahatma Gandhi never used a mobile phone till his death

Neither did Che Guevara use a computer

Hmm

Dad, a word...

Dad, I am sure you would ask me for another Robot in a month

Yeah... Right

You can switch it off when you don't need it

Just like we use a bulb

It will teach you everything you need. You can either love it or kill it

See you later!

Bhaskaran, you are so fortunate

You mind your own business!

Hello Mr. Bhaskaran! Glad to meet you

Do not be afraid. A robot never harms its owner

Well, good for you. Otherwise, I will bloody... turn you off?

Dosa...

Haven’t you ever seen a dosa being made?

I know how to make it, but I have never seen it - Wow!

A home nurse it seems!

What can a piece of metal do for you that your own blood wouldn’t do?

A robot can do anything that a man could do

Nah...!

Harmful objects detected. Activating security mode

Kunjappan!

[PA SYSTEM] Renaissance theater group proudly presents

Let’s get into the character - Hmm

It's time for destruction,Let the ice mounts go berserk.....

...and river Ganges swell with rage.It’s time..

..for the incarnation of Lord Siva No devotee should die anymore

What’s the matter?

Look, don’t get mad - Hmm

Your father is not dead

I saw him at Bhaskaran’s house, wearing a helmet

I had a feeling that the body was not his

Vinu, your father Kunjappan is still alive

Wait a sec

You disgraceful scumbag of a father...

...you are destined to die at my hands

You will not kill anybody with your helmet ever again

Didn't you hear? Kunjappan is back. He is in Bhaskaran's house

Vinu's father Kunjappan was one of those psychopaths. He would steal in people's house wearing a helmet

Whoever spotted him was bludgeoned to death

When Vinu learnt this and threatened him, Kunjappan fled. A blood bath is certain today

[PA SYSTEM] "The Destructor" Written and Directed by Vinu 'Renaissance'

[PA SYSTEM] Everyone is welcome

Wait...

Stop... let me have a look first

What is it?

Uncle, has that Psychopath Kunjappan come here?

Psychopath? - Babu says, he saw a man in a helmet here

Mr. Bhaskaran, tea

What is this, Uncle?

That...

...is my son's friend

He is looking for a job here Will be here for a few days

Good morning! - Hello!

So, Uncle... this was what was in the box!

Did it come in pieces? Did he assemble it here?

Can it do all jobs?

Who knows!

I know... I can do all kind of jobs

What is your name, Sir? -I am Robot, Android Version 5.25

Robert!

You must be a Christian

I'm Prasannan. I am a Poduval. He is my uncle.

Glad to meet you!

Come!

Robot!

So actually...

This is not Kunjappan, Since Uncle is not well...

and Subramaniyan is very busy in Russia. So he brought this to help out Uncle

His name is Robert

Does it have WiFi? - Don't think so

I think it’s Android

Nah, must be Windows

Now, if you'd like you can take a selfie and then please leave

Doesn't he look like Kunjappan from behind?

Come, let’s take a selfie - Please wait for your turn!

Did you hear?

Bhaskaran has gotten a robot to take care of him

Really?

He makes tea, cooks meals, does the laundry, mops the house...

It can even clean his shit after him

and feed him - Feed him the shit?

No you fool! Proper meals

This is against our culture. - Murali, you think it can stitch?

Maybe, it does. But it cannot fix the buttons for sure

They say it can read minds - And we cannot even read the written word!

Is it a male? - Of course

Is it a male? - Of course Android Kunjappan. So, definitely a male

Android Kunjappan. So, definitely a male

Don't goof up this time. Make sure I am in focus

Sir, we are from the Kannur News. We heard about the Robot

Come on in

Robert! Ah... TV news reporters!

Robot looks quite old - Hey, this is my uncle. Not the robot.

Oh Sorry!

Yes?

Sir, we are from Kannur Vision. We heard about the robot.

Who brought it here?

My son. - Can we meet him?

He is in Russ.. err ..Japan

Is that him? - Cut... Cut

That's Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Mr. Bhaskaran!

That's Robert

A call from Subramaniyan

Dad, hows everything there?

Well, I have lost my piece of mind

Move over. Hello Sir, what do you do?

Please leave my Dad alone. Don't create a ruckus there

Please everyone just leave

Let them do their job, Subramaniyan

People need to know about our product

Good Morning, Mr.Babu!

How do you know?

Babu Kuzhammalveettil, No mutual friends, Self-employed...

Studied in South LP School, Native of Ramanthali

Living in Mahadevagramam

Born on 12 March 1978

235 friends, Communist and Ayyappa devotee. Interested in Movies and Sports

Likes Mohanlal, Rajinikanth, and Swetha Menon

Visited Athirappilly in 2016 and Ootty in 2017

Latest status 'Feeling Sad'

How do you know...

We don’t need a newspaper from tomorrow

It's not for you to decide!

You can call me names or abuse me, but don’t stop the newspaper

Only someone who reads the newspaper knows its joy

You read to gain knowledge, not joy

I like to read it when I am on the pot

Will you come in there too with the 'knowledge'

Why not?

Huh! Have you no shame?

Of course, not

You come from a place where people clean their asses with paper

Why would you have shame?

Shame? What is it?

Bhaskaran, I've got to go. Lots of houses to cover

May I help you?

How do you know Babu?

Facebook

Can you get information on anyone?

Anyone who has a Facebook account

What about Prasannan?

He has no Email, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,

Whatsapp, or Skype. No Google search results either

Prasannan does not exist.

There is no evidence that such a person is alive

There is worm in it

Worm

All clear

Vitamin A, 38%

Dad!

Ah... When did you come?

Do you get it now? Technology can bring people closer

Nothing new in peeping toms looking into other people's bedrooms

Get out!

How's it going?

He is quite the grumpy old man Thankfully, he hasn't torn it apart yet

Nice

May I help you?

No, I got it

I was built to look after you, it’s my duty

You are built to deceive me

Love is not duty, its an emotion

You told Subramaniyan that love is knowledge, right?

Yeah...

I mean... emotional knowledge is love

You won't get that. It is delicate and has many layers

Where are you off to?

To find you a suitable bride. Why?

Going to pay the electricity bill

That could be done from here

The electricity office won't come here. We have to go to it

You can pay it online

Does he never change his clothes?

His son makes so much money

Can't he just get him some decent clothes?

Man maketh Money. Money doesn't maketh man Either ways, you got to work, right Madhu?

Hi Bhaskaran!

Hey, you look like a squirrel who just lost his nuts

More like a squirrel whose 'nuts' were cut away

Yeah, looks like that

Looks like I might have to quit this job and return

The robot does not seem to excite Dad at all

The robot is not meant to do anything exciting anyway

Enough, we have to leave

Hello - I have been trying to reach you since forever?

Shall I call you back? I am little busy now

Nothing much to say when you call back. Uncle had a fall

That is all there is to say, even if you call back

Hello... hello

Where's Dad? - Electricity office

Idiot...!

He has met with some accident, go look for him

Copy that

Who is there?

Mom

Yes?

What?

There is someone in the yard

It must be some dog or cat

You scared me

Hello Ms. Seetha

Why are you here?

Mr. Bhaskaran has been missing I came in search of him

Here?

I had to stop because my battery is running low

Battery Low, Battery Low B-a-t-t-e-r-y L-o-w

Mom, let’s keep it here

You don’t know how I manage the rent. Send him back

Let me check my mail. Do you have WiFi? - Of course

We'll be accused of stealing it

You won't even take an internet connection At least let me keep it for a while!

How am I even going to get a job!

When you start earning, you can get whatever connection you want

Send it away before I lose my cool

Battery charged sufficiently, thank you

Mr. Bhaskaran

Is that thing a show piece?

Isn't it installed for a purpose?

Where is it? Sleeping?

Oh, you are back! Where were you? Roaming around?

Sir, you need to be proactive and take responsibility

Have you put on weight? You must be eating well

Luckily that drunkard Babu found him

Imagine, if he wasn't around...

That said, the robot here is better than your son in Russia

Subramaniyan is too busy to even talk on the phone

Lucky that I am not an Engineer

Or my father would have died in the gutter

Damn!

Uncle, the restaurant is not locked. I'll get going

A call from Subramaniyan

What happened, Dad?

I had a fall

Why did you have to go by yourself? You should have just told him

When are you visiting next? - Dad, I'll...

Signal lost

All kids in the world manage to lose network when this question is asked

Bro, Subramaniyan’s company seems to be a famous one

He must be drawing a fat salary

Of course, must be around Rs. 4-5 lakhs a month

Why does that bother you?

Five lakhs! That’s a lot more than I imagined

I should have chosen Engineering too

Brothers... What would be the cost of that robot?

May be... around Rs.2-3 Crores

Crores!

We need to take life more seriously Need to get a job

Too late to begin now. When will you have a Crore!

You know Madhu...

...Subramaniyan & I were classmates

Can't believe that snotty kid grew up to become a rich engineer in Russia

Would it have helped if we were snotty too?

Can't you see we are having a serious discussion here, you morons?

[PA SYSTEM] "The Serious Men"

Did you speak to Dad? - Yeah, yeah. He is fine

It is difficult to not have a mother around

Did you ever miss your mom?

My dad never gave me a chance to miss her

My parents got divorced when I was born

Oh! Is that why they got divorced?

So funny! We Malayalees are a riot!

Oh, sorry

Lord...

Oh...

Oh!

♪ As a stream from the rock's heart ♪

♪ as moonlight that shows the way in the dark ♪

♪ as the spring for summer trees ♪

♪ as a shelter for a trembling dove ♪

♪ you come to me as a support when I fall ♪

♪ ♪

♪ the rain I know is a smile which soothes with the touch of its fingers ♪

♪ with you coming, my angst of solitude faded off ♪

♪ you've been the rhythm of my wings ♪

♪ ...you became a cloud of friendship in the dusk of my life ♪

♪ we fuse together deep inside with no words or gaze ♪

Don't stand around as if you are guarding my dead body

Go and get some sleep

Robots never sleep, you can...

Alright, don't sleep. Can you turn your headlights off and leave?

Subramaniyan is online - You talk to him

We've been planning to visit you and your boy Kunjappan for a while

Kunjappan? - Everyone in town calls him Kunjappan

New name uploaded

Hello Kunjappan! I am Janaki, Tailor Raghu's mother

Hello! - This is my sister, Devaki. We live together

Give him something to wear Bhaskaran

Isn't it embarrassing for him to walk around naked

Is this how it is in Russia? Don't you feel ashamed?

Shame? Yes, shame... embarrassment

Embarrassment?

♪ ♪

♪ when the morning rays erase the solitude of midnight, by its sleight ♪

♪ feeling the affection that twilight gives the tender leaves ♪

♪ you are raining the word love on each of my branches ♪

♪ this unknown village taste, will ever remain the favourite for my tongue ♪

Looks like one of those cheap cases on an expensive phone!

♪ As a stream from the rock's heart ♪

♪ as moonlight that shows the way in the dark ♪

♪ as the spring for summer trees ♪

♪ as a shelter for a trembling dove ♪

♪ you come to me as support when I fall ♪

He looks cute!

Look...

How affectionate!

Have you ever towel-dried my head like that?

When do you ever bathe for that!

Hey, that's too hard

Its still wet

Fine, go on and kill me

Wrong command

Stop

Where are you going with your doll?

I am not a doll. Android Kunjappan Version 5.25 by Kyoto Dynamics. Glad to meet you

Whatever you may be. Non-Hindus are not allowed inside the temple

My son built him, and he lives with me, moreover he believes in Hinduism

I have my doubts

Then how do you perform the rituals?

Not that. I have my doubts about this fellow here. Where is the proof that he is Hindu?

[RECITING A VERSE FROM BHAGAVAT GITA IN SANSKRIT]

Got it?

Don't make a scene. Stop him not! Let him proceed.

Its Ramayana Chapter 3, 4th edition

"Whatever you see as beautiful, glorious, or powerful, know it to..."

"...spring from but a spark of my splendor..."

...as mentioned in Bhagavat Gita Chapter 10, Vibhootiyogam, Verse 41

Bro, that one isn't from the DC comics world

Bhaskaran, kindly understand

This machine will spoil the sanctity of the temple

He is a Hindu - You don't get to decide that yourself

But Murali, Hindus don't have Baptism...

Hang on... Communists have no say in religious matters

If a stranger claims he is your brother, will you just let him in your house?

Would you? - No, I won’t

Then you keep off

Must he open up his chest and show that god resides within him?

What a miracle! Good lord!

Oh! Lord Hanuman, bless us!

Railway station

Don’t make a scene, Mom. Delhi is not that far

Call me as soon as you get there

I'll see you online tomorrow

Take care of Mom, please

Saudamini, you shouldn’t be crying now

This is a big moment in her life. Cheer up!

Let her cry. Let her cry all her pain out

Kunjappan... - Yes, Mr.Bhaskaran

You think Saudamini is on Facebook?

If she is...

Searching for Saudamini

No man... none of those

That's the one! She is the one... Saudamini

Not bad!

So Facebook is basically used to stalk people

This should have been invented years ago

Mom, I have got to go now I am starving

You haven't eaten yet!

Why don't you ever eat on time?

I need to rush before the mess closes - Yes, please go have your food

Oh, and hows Facebook working out for you? - Facebook, bah! Go on now

Facebook Message from 'Sathyan'

"I always wanted to tell you how much I was in love with you. Never had the courage"

In Japan, you can express your love freely and openly

Doesn't work like that here. We either rape or burn the girl first

I am too old for any of these

In Japan, you can get married to whomever you like and whenever you want

When did I tell you I want to get married?

And stop going on about Japan...

It is small enough for four men with shovels on either side to dig up and throw it into the ocean

Is that the case with India? The country is huge and so are our problems

There you can get married even if you are old

or even live together without getting married

Damn, I wish I was born there!

Here marriage is nothing but a license to buy groceries

Hmm

Hey...!

Even Chuppan does not know about Saudamini

You are increasingly behaving like a typical Malayalee...

please don't start gossiping about this to others

Of course not

Looks like Bhaskaran Poduval used to have a one-sided love affair

Oh.. Really!

Like a loan given to Vijay Mallya, a non-performing asset

Oh, nice!

How much is this? Rs. 150

Two

Ten?

Ten

Five..

How much? 229

So the change? You still owe me a rupee

Yes, that I will give you next month

We don't need the newspaper from tomorrow

What? - I read online now

What about the joy of reading an actual paper?

Well, there is joy in this too

My eye sight is poor

On a screen, you can zoom in and make it larger

Kunjappan... a merciless death awaits you!

upon the good lord!

You don't get away with hurting someone in the press

Better check your horoscope!

Sir, snacks

Serve it to him too

He doesn’t drink

We make offerings to god as well, even if they don't actually eat it

Keep it there

Thank you

We need his time and date of birth

and his sun sign

Hi, Dad

I need the his time of birth

What? - Well, I need it along with the Date

I don’t know, give me a moment

Do you know Kunjappan's date of birth?

You mean date of manufacturing?

8 January 2019

08-01-2019

Those around him, including you, only have to gain from his company

However, this is not a good phase for him

He may have the wrath of many foes. Perhaps causing some stomach problems

Maybe a virus? Like what affects mobiles and computers?

His eyes could be affected as well. Maybe a scratch on his lenses?

Avoid long distance travel. Your family goddess seems to be unhappy

Nothing to worry. Everything has a remedy

Make an offering at the Payyanur temple and...

...perform a manikin ritual at the Chamundi temple in Adukumala, Wayanad

As soon as possible. There have been positive results

Stay positive

Hi Uncle! Where did you'll go to?

To the astrologer - Why?

Got his horoscope checked

Got a sanctified amulet for him to ward off the evil eye

Lets go

- Is everything... ... else alright?

Hey! Get in quick

You could catch a cold!

I would have taken those

Why take a chance

Didn’t you hear the Astrologer? There is threat to your life even

Who do I have if something happens to you?

Subramaniyan, Prasannan

They'll get old and die and then who'll I have?

The cessation of life processes that occurs only in living organisms

for various reasons including aging, suicide, murder

disease, accident, and starvation...

...is known as Death. This is not applicable for a Robot.

Many who thought so have gone on to become photographic memories

and roadside busts for crows to shit on. You won't be different either

One can erase me. My memory could be deleted

Then? - Then you can sell me as scrap

You can change the password and add a fingerprint

After that, you alone can erase me

Nobody can see my activities unless you approve

Otherwise?

Subramaniyan can watch everything you do through this camera

All of it? - Of course

Is my lunch ready? - Just a moment

There is no curry. Get some from Prasannan's hotel

As always

How many dosas are there? - Six

Yeah, don't reduce that now

You've been brushing forever - Breakfast is not ready yet

Raghu, you have got the lyrics wrong - Will keep that in mind

Always sings it wrong, good for nothing

Oh Lord! Stay with me and guide me

Raghu...

Is the blouse ready?

It will be ready in a moment, you take a ride and come back

Isn't that what you always say - Go and come son

It better be ready by the time I return. Else, I will burn the bloody shop down

Raghu... - Bhaskaran!

I need to stitch a shirt - Why not?

Dosa - Put it back. It's his lunch

Not for me, it’s for him

I have grown to stitch a shirt for a robot, I am honored!

Shoulder 34; Arm 50; Chest 44; Waist 28; Height 40

What a memory!

I need an assistant here, are you game?

There is no need for him to work

Mind you, my father has made enough money already

Isn’t it better if he earns something?

Who will look after him when he gets old? - I will

What did you say your height was? - 40â€

Come after a couple of days - Okay

Where is the cloth?

[SINGING]

Is it done?

Get the money from my Dad. - Alright!

Are you drunk today as well?

How did you know?

You seem to have dressed for work today

Where are you going?

For Radha's daughter's wedding. I'll have lunch there

I am starving - I haven’t cooked, you come with me

I am not invited

Neither am I. But I am attending

You got a new blouse made for a wedding you weren't invited to!

Do I go without one because I was not invited?

A portion of curry please

Curry & Blouse, eh?

Where is that packet?

I ate it

What! You ate my new blouse?

You try to seduce my wife with Dosas, you scum!

I know she is pretty, but she doesn't need your dosas

Stop it! - I did nothing, Kunjappan swapped it

Leave me

He will die by my hands, you mark my words

Let it go

Why should I mark his words? - Right

Who is Mr.Bhaskaran Poduval? - It’s me

We are from the municipality - Hello!

We have got a complaint against you

Do you have the license to run this?

I don't need a license, I don't run it It runs on its own

Listen, you need sanction from the government to run such machines

Will you take the responsibility if it attacks somebody?

Prasannan...

What happened, Uncle? - Call Chuppan

The municipality took Kunjappan away

Why do they need a robot?

Quick...

Hi Prasannan - Chuppan...

Some ‘Robot catchers’ from the municipality have taken Kunjappan

Apparently, we need a license

The municipality?

Is Dad around? - Talk to him

Hello? - Dad, what happened?

Kunjappan was home as usual, they came and took him

Don't worry Dad

They can't take him away. Nothing will happen

Go home... Kunjappan will come home soon

But how could they take that kid It's not safe these days

What if they do something to him? He can’t even cry

I don't think I can be at peace without him

Dad...

Here

What happened?

I think he has begun to think of the robot as his son

The world has gone rogue ever since the computer and the internet came along

Now the people are going to use this Robot to help them with their crimes

Switching a dosa with a blouse is a cyber-crime? There wasn't even in any curry in it!

I don't know all that

Get an undertaking from the police that they take responsibility

We'll see then

Will they give it? - How would I know? Ask them

Why is the communist party interested in helping the damned Robot?

So many home nurses are going to lose their jobs to it

There you are wrong

For issues like property disputes, infidelity, loan-sharking etc

...the party has mediating for years now

That’s how it works here

Sir, there is a message from the Prime Minister's office

Officer!

Did Charles Shobaraj use the internet to commit his crimes?

Did Sukumara Kuruppu use WhatsApp for his murders?

Did those 42 men rape that 16-year-old for 40 days in Suryanelli with the help of...

... Google? Yes... Google?

Did Lord Krishna have 16008 wives, because he had a Facebook account?

Exactly!

It’s because of your incompetence!

What! What did I do?

What kind of a brother-in-law are you? Useless!

Listen... sit. What can I get you to drink?

I don’t want anything. - You stopped drinking?

The wig...

Why did you let it go?

This was sent by his son. The sanction from the PM to use the robot

I had no option - Our Prime Minister?

Who else? Only we don't have access to him Isn't he always abroad!

He signed an MoU in Japan to import 50 such Robots across the next 5 years

This is a trial run

How is that possible? Wasn't it on a 4-month trial? You must return it

Sir, I'll buy it somehow

I can understand your situation, but that machine isn't for sale. I could lose my job

This is surely the handiwork of Babu

Now, nobody can do anything. Let alone Babu

The mail my son sent was that powerful

Bhaskaran, How much is your son’s salary?

Why?

It'll be fun to know

Knowing won't be fun. Earning will be

I don’t think he will return it

What the hell! Don’t you understand? Go, get it back

I need the machine back as is. I don’t care if you have to kill your father

Hey, Chuppan stop!

Two out of the four machines that went for the trial run have failed

If anything happens to your father, we are done

I am saying this for your own good

Stop it!

A message from Saudamini

What's the message?

"Who are you"

Oh!

[Message] "Thought I'd forgotten you, memories came back when I saw you again"

Mr. Bhaskaran, would you like to live in the future world?

Babu and Saudamini are of the same caste

You hate him and love her, which makes you a hypocrite

There will be no caste and religion in the future

If you get rid of these thoughts, you can live in the future already

♪ ♪

[NEW MESSAGE FROM SATHYAN]

Saudamini... ... Aren't you Saudamini?

Yes... Do you remember me?

No? We were in the type writing class together

I am Sathyan

- Sathyan? - Yes!

How have you been?

Well... what can I say

Where do you live?

Sathyan... - Yes?

Are you on Facebook?

No...No

♪ Come oh! my flower of memory, Come my cute flower - ♪

♪ come secretly into my wind of online 'chat' ♪

Are they twins?

♪ I have been circling the 'net' as a beetle to kiss you, for long ♪

♪ If you come to my 'inbox' for a chat in the evening ♪

♪ Silly girl you could be a festival of flowers for me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I would play the cupid for the pooram fest ♪

♪ my dear love, you be a red flower for me ♪

♪ don't get hung, or run low on battery ♪

♪ don't 'delete' me, saying that your 'memory' is full ♪

♪ don't shut me down either, I am the key board on your finger tips ♪

Kunjappan, when is Ekadasi - November 8

At least there is someone who still keeps track of auspicious days

Kunjappan,

Kunjappan

Saudamini

I need to ask you some thing - OK

Some anonymous creep is stalking me on the Facebook

Uh-Oh - Can you find him for me?

The 'creep' might be some poor chap who wants to talk to you

No, I have asked him several times. He just does not say who he is

Just keeps flirting

I am thinking of reporting him to the police

Uh-Oh, No need of that, he will stop

I still need to know who he is. Will you please help me?

I will try

♪ ♪

Saudamini, why didn’t you come to the employment scheme meeting yesterday?

I was busy with some work - Yeah, but that's there everyday

My daughter is not well. I need to be around the computer

She calls on Skype

Don't get too used to these things!

♪ Shouldn't we go for the folk play at Pookkom? ♪

♪ I should come with you so that we could chat ♪

♪ If you go 'out of coverage', I shall track you with 'GPS' ♪

♪ This is the second honeymoon, after a secret wedding ♪

♪ I am a 'dual SIM' which suits you-the 'handset' ♪

Let's go

The ambience isn't right

♪ I saw your 'message', you beetle like cloud ♪

♪ you have become a 'virus' inside me ♪

♪ I shall try to 'format' and re-'install' to cure this ♪

♪ shall search the 'recycle bin', and 'restore' it ♪

♪ naughty lover beetle, we have a lot to chat? ♪

♪ but, do you have the youthfulness for a life together? ♪

♪ ♪

Nobody is home, let’s go ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪

But where has she gone...

...without even sending a message?

Sorry...

That's my Dad

Papa...

Meet Hitomi, my friend. We work together

She is a Poduval, right? - Yes

So what?

There will be no caste and religion in the future

If you get rid of these thoughts, you can live in the future already

How cute!

That room...

How'd you get here, suddenly?

Wasn't very sudden. Took us a while to get here

May I help you?

No, you have done enough and more. I can manage it

Err... Let her use this room

Why?

Some of my things are there

I'll clear those

Hey!

Don’t take that That may not fit you

Keep it in Dad’s room

Dad, can I get some tea? He can make it

Where are you going?

To help him. He does not know where the mustard seeds are

Why does he need Mustard seeds for tea?

Don’t you want Dosa? Why'd he need them for Dosas?

You don't want chutney either?

All I asked is for tea & he'll make it. You please sit here

Hmm

Hmm... nice house

Kunjappan...

No messages since a week!

Whose message?

Sauda... err... Karan... Saudakaran, your maternal cousin - Sudhakaran in fact

He is my Facebook friend now

How long will you be here?

As long as you want

Won’t you lose your job?

Didn't you say that our hometown is the best

...and that I must stay back and look after you

So I may not go back

Why?

Nowadays, it is not easy to get another job

Kunjappan is taking good care of me

Right!

I know it is not the same as me being here

Moreover...

...no matter who is looking after you, I am always anxious

So I have decided...

Will she go back alone?

She too is staying

We have decided to get married

Congratulations

Come

Why is it with you all the time?

Switch it off for a while

You think its a machine to just switch it off?

Let him take rest

I want to listen to some music

The situation is more serious than we thought

Should we just shut it down?

No no... We just need to be careful

If we take him forcefully, it will be a shock

We should convince him

I am sure he will understand

He seems like a nice man. We should be with him always

Hi Kunjappan!

Who is this? Is this a new Robot?

She is my friend

Thank you

Mr. Bhaskaran, we need to talk in private

What?

Something he hasn't even told his son

I need to use the loo

What? - The toilet...

Come... I need to use it Good bye, Subramaniyan

This is what I was telling you about. I think he is losing his mind

In 35 years, I don't think he even prayed for me once

And he has gotten its horoscope checked

Well, no point blaming him

Who gives an old man such a toy?

Babu, I am thirsty! - You just had a drink

Thirsty for revenge, you fool! - Oh

I will finish off that bloody Kunjappan

That very name drives me crazy

"New voice message"

I moved out of Payyannur

They have plans to rebuild that house

Could not tell you as I was in a hurry

I knew you will find out anyway

Kunjappan...

Why have they come now... Chuppan and that Hitachi...?

Hitomi

Whatever! I don't care. She is not your mother right!

Why are they here?

No idea

Hi..

What are you doing here?

I am going to cook from today

Not just cooking...

I am going to be taking care of you from now on

I need half a glass of tea

I told you half a glass

You drink whatever quantity you want

Whatever I want, is what I asked for Couldn't you give me just that?

Come...

Where are you going? - I need to bathe

What do you need him for?

Should I go alone? What if something happens to me there!

You stay here, I'll come with you

You stay here

Grated coconut is kept on the counter

The grinding stone is outside, grind it well

Only then it tastes well

Mustard seeds should be fried properly

But don't burn it either

Come

Hey, where are both you going?

I am going to have a bath

He is coming along to wipe my head. Got a problem?

Nothing, I was just asking

Why are you trying to embarrass me?

Embarrass you?

If that’s the case, having wiped your head for 10-12 years...

I should have died of embarrassment

Where does he get the money to buy new robots every week?

Is the Robot on leave today?

Who did you say made this?

Hitomi

Do you think I’m I am a fool?

Huh?

That piece of metal scrap took care of me, for the last 3-4 months

Despite all my antics,

...he fed me, he bathed me, made me laugh

Never disobeyed me or talked back to me

...nor did it scare me, till now

Didn’t you tell me to treat it as a child and teach it everything?

When you went abroad...

...it was he who made me feel alive

For you...

he might be just a machine that does household chores

but for me he is my son

If he goes, who will stay here?

Hitomi?

You?

Since how many years have I been asking you to immerse your Mother's ashes?

hmm?

If you don’t even have time for that, how will you look after me?

Even if you stay here...

and If I became bedridden...

you wouldn't even be able to clean out my crap

You will find another home nurse

I call you to play chess so we can have a conversation

but you have a problem with that too

I am not saying these to make you cry

He cannot replace you...

...neither can you replace him

Hey!

You...!

What are you doing Dad?

Look what she is doing!

Dad, stop it No, I won't!

No matter what you say, we need to return it

We were given it for four months

We can’t keep it any more

Neither the government, nor the company will allow it

I don't have the permission for it

All the other robots from this batch have failed

This will harm you for sure

So many fathers have been murdered by their children

Does that stop anyone from being a parent?

Does it?

Do you value this machine more than me?

When did I ignore you, Dad?

When I was idling away here with you, Have you shown this affection to me?

This machine will definitely kill you Dad

He won’t do any harm to me. It’s only in your imagination

Papa, please understand

This is only a machine programmed by somebody

This is not like us, humans

Aren’t we the same?

Programmed by someone!

I call it destiny

you call it programming or whatever the hell you like

We left everything behind to come and look after you

I have to return it. Or none of us will be at peace

I can be arrested. This is a criminal case

I will live with you forever. Is that not enough?

Good Morning, Mr.Bhaskaran

It’s 7.30 AM, time for your breakfast

Hitomi, when are you coming back?

He is not willing to give it back

Check your email. Shut the machine off immediately, his father is in danger

Dad... Dad...

Tickets...

Did you get a ticket?

Kunjappan is also missing. You come fast

I saw them yesterday Father and son, on the way to the pond

Did you call Subramaniyan? He went out on the bike, not picking up now

Adukkumala, Adukkumala... Those who are going to Chamundikkavu...

This is your stop Get down, fast

Would the old man have fallen into this well?

It’s the old government well, right? There is no water in it

If there is no water, it’s no well, just a pit

Are you not coming?

The search would have been interesting at night

with flashlights and all

this being in the day... its no fun

You go ahead I'll join you guys later

Its deserted Not even an insect is around

A call from Subramaniyan

Switch it off

Calling facility disabled

Come this way

Where are we going?

Nowhere... where can this possibly lead to

We can live here in the forest like the tribals

There is enough here for two to survive without having to work

After all, I have lived an entire life without working

It’s time for your medicines - Hmm

Now nobody will notice you

Hold these

Chamundikaavu, the temple the astrologer suggested is somewhere here

You run a search

We need to offer some special prayers for you

I had planned to do it

After that we head to the seaside

On her deathbed, my wife asked me...

...to get her son to scatter her remains

Even after all these years, I could never make that happen

My dad told me the same before he passed away

Anyway you'll will go to immerse her ashes, take mine along as well

The wishes of the dead are a joke to those alive

Nobody is going to come back checking if they were carried out

Battery low, need to recharge - Oh!

A message from Saudamini

Opening voice message

Hello! Long time, no see! Have you forgotten me?

How could I!

We... are coming to you

Mr. Bhaskaran, why didn’t you marry Saudamini?

Saudamini...

I didn't have the courage to face her

This courage that I have now, I didn't have back then

The moment I told my parents about her, my father packed me off to Vadakara

Phew!

I had to live there for some years, looking after our land and crops

During that time, she married someone else

And when I was ready for marriage, they got me married too

I eventually forgot her

Love is like that

If not maintained well...

...it will crumble down like an abandoned house

You won’t understand all that You are not old enough for that

Yes, I would not understand

I am programmed only to assist you

I am not a human

Get lost you!

What Subramaniyan said is right

They will find me no matter where we go hiding

They will take me back and erase my memories

What good are we without our memories?

Like a vehicle without fuel that is left in a corner

New memories will be installed

I am but a trial run

They will take me back to fix the bugs and errors

I don't understand love

I should not be loved I am a machine

You can leave me here and go go back

I am a device built by humans to simplify their tasks

I cannot replace them

I do not have emotions

Mortal remains are just ash for me

You are crazy

Dad...!

Dad, what is this? What are you doing? Stop it

Uh-oh Harmful objects detected

You and your helmet. Whom are you planning to kill here?

I am going to rip your head off!

Arghh...

Activating self-protection mode

We are coming to you

I don’t think...

[NEW MESSAGE] "I don't think you can find me"

Kunjappan...!

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