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This is murder.
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It's an execution.
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Fall in love with the one you should not
fall in love with
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Connor.
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I think he's up on the roof.
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On the Bishop Street side.
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Thanks. Right, Josh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Put him over there.
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Yeah. How's he getting?
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I was just passing.
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How's it going?
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Your packing tent blows up. How's that
happened?
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There's no jobs, Clive. I've got
nothing.
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Yeah, I was just wondering because, you
know, I've wound myself three short
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days. I don't need you.
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I can do anything.
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Where's that lad who used to work for
you?
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Francis, where's he now?
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I got rid of him. I'll tell you where he
is. He's working for Ashbridge.
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And do you know what?
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He's happy.
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Proper little smile he has. Not when he
was with you. He was miserable as sin
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because you bullied him night and day.
He was useless. He was good, Clive. You
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stamped on him. She said, no, I don't
have any jobs. Because no one likes
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working with you. You're a fucking
misery, truth be told.
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Will you employ Rajesh?
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Yes, I will.
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What's wrong with him?
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Just works my shorts over your hair.
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I won't. Well, if you do... I won't. But
there is something.
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You can tell your lot I said thanks.
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What do you mean? I've been on sight
-sightedness since I was 16 years old.
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I shaved Clive.
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Shaved like a dog right from the start.
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Because I thought I'd like a nice life
one day.
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Just me and the missus, nice little
life. I got one.
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Tiny little farmhouse.
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It's a wreck, but I've done it up.
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Ten years it took me. Now it's all done.
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My retirement all settled.
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Except I can go there for 90 days.
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That's all.
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Just 90 sodding days.
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Because it's in France, isn't it? 90
days and I've got to go home, thanks to
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your lot.
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Now I'm voting leave.
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For you.
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Piss off.
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Bye.
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I can pay you 120 a day.
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You can do bar work for that.
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I'm paying two wages, sick pay for bugs
and now as a replacement.
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I can give you six days and that's it.
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Do you mind not eating in the hall, eh?
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It's like a doth house.
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Some of us have got to live here.
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Are you going to be turning the electric
off again?
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You should have got a letter. I did, and
I read it, and it was a photocopy. It
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wasn't specific to this place, so I
don't trust you for a second.
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Diane.
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Flat five.
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Clive.
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See you Clive.
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to see.
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Hard at work.
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Where's your little mate?
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Oh, you know, it's like same old story.
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New job across town and off they go.
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If I was in charge, I wouldn't allow it.
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Oh, so you're not the boss then?
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No, not me, no.
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If I was running this, I'd be finished
by now.
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Well, that would be a shame.
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So, packed his stuff, chucked him out.
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That wasn't the end of it, though,
because he'd left all these bills
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found them.
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He'd stuffed them away, hidden them like
a squirrel. There was council tax,
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electricity, some of them going back
months.
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I said, what's all this?
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He said, I just panic.
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I said, what do you mean you just panic?
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He said, it's me dyslexia. Oh, God,
that's just a bloody excuse, isn't it?
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That's what I said.
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You know, there's no such thing as
dyslexia. Oh, my...
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Exactly what I said. I've been saying
that to him for years. It's just a
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you know. It's like this billion -dollar
industry.
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Oh, my God, you are like a voice in the
wilderness. This is too good to be true.
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Come on, tell me, is there a Mrs Clive?
Eh?
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Because there is, isn't there? Yeah,
yeah, Marie.
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Been married 24 years.
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Two boys, Saul and George.
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Old -fashioned names?
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Yeah.
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And... How are you? You and Marie?
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Yeah, we're okay.
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I'm both a bit knackered, but... I'm in
the bad books.
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I've been for a very long time.
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Why?
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Go easy. It cost me a dog.
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I just made a mistake, you know.
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So we went on holiday to Scarborough, to
this caravan park.
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And there was this woman, because they
had this restaurant. Well, it was like a
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cafe thing, and she worked there.
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Patricia. Patricia.
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Yeah, listen, it's just been a long time
since anyone's fancied me, and
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Patricia, she was like, she was looking,
you know, and I kind of... Well, to be
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fair, I was puzzled. Get to the point.
Well, I slept with her.
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Just one night they had this barbecue
and... ..Merry found
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out and kaboom, you know, that was it.
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Never forgiven to this day. And I mean
never, ever forgiven.
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I mean never.
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And I've paid the price for that. To
this sudden day, I have.
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How did you find out?
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Well, I told her.
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What did you do that for?
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I've let me let her now, haven't I?
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So you won't tell her next time?
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No.
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There's a little Italian, Barlamore
Road.
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Friday night, they do two courses for 15
quid.
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Fancy it?
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Help Stuart, I said hello.
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Oh, you don't mind, do you?
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No, girlfriend.
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Yeah, it's my girlfriend.
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She's going to need you.
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She's very excited.
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Thank you.
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Oh, okay, give me a song.
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You're not allowed to take pics.
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Buy her something.
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Thank you very much.
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You gave me ten pounds, you know, for
you. Oh, that's so nice of you. Thank
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Yeah, nice dining.
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You didn't stand me up.
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That's a good sign.
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You look smart.
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I was going to make a bit more of an
effort, but Christine phoned just as I
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in, and I said, not now, Christine, but
she wouldn't stop. Right, because I
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wanted to say, I think I should make it
clear that there's not going to be any
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sex. Who said there was? No, there's
not. Let me sit down.
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I just think I should explain.
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Because with Patricia, that was the
woman in the caravan. Yeah, yeah, I know
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she is. Yeah, well, I didn't sleep with
her.
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OK. I mean, there was a moment.
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I mean, she was looking all the time.
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Marie noticed. She said, look, she's
looking.
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And there was this big barbecue thing,
but nothing happened.
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And what do you want, eh? A medal? Just
think you should know, that's all.
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Then why did you say you did?
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Because it would make her cross.
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Who? Marie. Your wife? Yeah.
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Hang on.
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You didn't just tell me you slept with
Patricia. You told your wife you slept
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with Patricia when you didn't. Yeah.
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You made it all up.
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You lied to your wife. For how long?
What?
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Yeah, almost six years.
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She's been punishing you for six years
for nothing.
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Does she know now? Have you told her?
Does she know the truth?
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No.
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Jesus Christ, Clive. I mean, Jesus
Christ. Why did you lie in the first
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Because... I thought it would make me
look, um...
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What?
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Well, I will say, it was the most
interesting thing about you.
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Don't say anything.
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Don't make a fuss.
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Don't do that to me.
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So what happened?
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Just... nothing much.
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Stuart's really boring since he got that
job.
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And Brodie's got work tomorrow, so...
Where are the boys?
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Out.
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Still... Friday night.
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I was thinking, the boys.
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You said we'd wait till they were old
enough and then split up, but it's not
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going to work, is it?
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We can't afford it, Clive.
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Either I leave or you leave.
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I can't afford a flat, can you?
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I'm trying to get more work, aren't I?
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I'm not having a go.
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Then what?
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Well, it could be years till the boys
leave home.
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Soul's showing no sign, and even if
George goes to university, they go, and
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they come back. That's what happens
these days.
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So?
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So I'm saying that we stay like this,
living here. It's not so bad.
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Well, I don't think it's bad at all.
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Well, it is, if you don't mind my saying
so.
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But if we accept it, and all right, yes,
OK, I will stop having a go at you,
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then we'd be OK.
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We could stop pretending.
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Hello?
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Stop this.
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Oh, OK.
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It's about time.
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Is it?
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I don't need it, I'm fine.
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And I know men like to have their little
bit of fun. God knows you'll approve of
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that.
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But you could finish yourself off. You
do it anyway.
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If you're 20 minutes in the bathroom,
the boys say you're having a wank.
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Well, aren't you?
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Marie.
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I just think it would help if we stopped
planning for things that are never
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going to happen.
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Cos I dream of it, Clive.
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Little flat all on my own.
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Tiny little garden.
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Window in the sunlight so Mum can come
and sit with me.
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Never going to happen, is it?
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So what, we just stay like this forever,
do we?
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You in tonight?
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Fox it back to you.
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All right, I'm just...
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How's your project?
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What project?
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American civil rights. What grade did
you get?
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I don't know. Well, you do know. Come
on, what grade did you get?
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A B.
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Well, can't you work a bit harder?
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What did you get in school, then? No, go
on.
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What grade did you get?
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All right.
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So tell me about it.
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About what?
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American civil rights.
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Good. Yeah, come on, educate me.
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What for?
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That's all I know. But what for?
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Because your mum thinks we should talk
more, but she doesn't see it.
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Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out.
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I was just putting something in the bin
and then click.
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Go on, give us your key then.
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You said you had a spare key. You might
as well give it to me, mate.
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What's your alarm code?
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Er, OK.
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1502.
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1502. Remember, George, 1502. God, he's
got a nice life next door, hasn't he?
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Swanning around all hours.
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What have you done now?
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His key.
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Like when his alarm went off last time
he was on holiday. Now we won't have to
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put up with it.
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What was it?
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1502. 1502.
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That's his alarm.
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No, stop crying. It's not even a thing
yet.
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I've never felt safer. I've never felt
more secure.
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What are you doing in this house?
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00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,310
George.
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00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,170
Hey, answer me. What are you doing in
here?
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00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:29,010
I said there was someone in this house.
I said so.
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00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:32,130
He's been using the key. What do you
mean? Did you know he was here? Did I
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00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:35,450
I knew there was someone in this house.
He's been drinking my wine. The level in
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00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,450
the wine is down. What are you talking
about?
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00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:37,910
What's wine got to do with it?
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00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,230
George.
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00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:41,290
George, don't touch him.
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00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:43,190
He's in my house. You fucking dare.
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00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:48,410
He's in my house. I gave you my key,
which he's got a dollar.
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00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:52,550
You say you're the man of your day,
drinking wine every single day. God
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00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,850
what else, because you're a son. I'm
drinking wine with you.
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00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,690
What?
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00:25:58,450 --> 00:25:59,450
George?
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00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,110
George!
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00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,800
Don't kill him.
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00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,860
Tell me, what were you doing in that
man's house?
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00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,080
What were you doing in his house? Did he
invite you in? What's that supposed to
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00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080
mean? Did he invite you?
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00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Yeah.
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00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:38,980
Your boyfriend wants you. Don't be so
stupid. No, I'm always the stupid one,
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00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:39,539
aren't I?
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00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,540
Open the door!
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00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880
Open the door!
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00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,200
You couldn't leave him alone, eh? OK,
I'll leave it out of control. We can
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00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,200
it out.
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00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:53,750
I just want to see George. I just want
to talk to him like adults, okay? And I
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00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:56,970
want my key, because you were in charge
of it, Clive, and I want it back.
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00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:58,190
Sorry, all right.
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00:26:58,390 --> 00:26:59,970
George! Don't you dare!
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00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:02,490
Get here!
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00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:04,970
Hey! George!
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00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:06,890
Get back here!
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00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:08,650
Hey!
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00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,650
You'll have to come back in the end.
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00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:29,020
He needs the bollocking because, you
know, I mean, we all make mistakes, but
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00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,020
had crossed a line there.
293
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,560
What was he doing in your house?
294
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,700
What was my boy doing in your house for
days and days?
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00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,860
He's 16 years old!
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00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:45,900
OK, see you later. Bye.
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00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:57,060
Your son, George. Your son, George,
stole my key and waited till I left.
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00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:04,560
Because if I knew he was there, why the
fuck would I walk up to my front door
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00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560
with you?
300
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:11,320
No, no, no, no, no, wait. So, he was
breaking and entering.
301
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:17,520
He stole things. He masturbated in front
of my television. And these are all on
302
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,020
the list of things I am telling the
police, including your assault of me.
303
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:26,060
because if you're going to take on this
fucking poof
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00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:32,160
don't you
305
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:38,980
don't you say that don't you
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00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:39,980
ever
307
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:13,260
Judy, tell Saul to pack his stuff up and
get out.
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00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:16,140
You will not believe what his father has
just done.
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00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,940
You're a beautiful lad, Saul, but I'm
afraid you've got to go. And if you want
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00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:21,840
to know why, then you're mad old Dad.
311
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,700
No, you need to come home. They said Dad
went crazy. Like, George was in next
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00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,599
door's house.
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00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,720
He broke in and he was stark naked.
314
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,260
Push around, what's the problem?
315
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,020
So where's George now? I don't know, do
I? I'm still here.
316
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,840
He actually attacked you?
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00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160
Yes.
318
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:37,580
That is assault.
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00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,020
And you have to go.
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00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,840
Don't even have my car.
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00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:44,340
Left it in town. I'm stuck here. Can you
come and drive me in?
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00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,260
I'm coming.
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00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:49,840
Somebody tell me.
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00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:56,860
He's going to call the police because
you assaulted him, Clive. Him and snotty
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00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:59,360
bitch Stephanie. They're going to call
the police.
326
00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,820
You should have a vodka in there.
327
00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:37,960
I've got to take the car home.
328
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:42,340
And I'm trying to stay alert. I have a
thief living next door and a thug.
329
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,060
Really? You should call the police,
though.
330
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,300
Really, really. I know, I know, but,
like, I'm thinking of me. I mean, what
331
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:52,080
he got into the court? I'm a gay man
with a 16 -year -old boy in my house.
332
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,620
would that look like? He broke in.
333
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,740
Yeah, but look at the reaction of his
dad, huh?
334
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,820
Anything to do with George, you know?
335
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,200
Then I'm a groomer and a pedo and I'm...
336
00:31:02,149 --> 00:31:05,550
Pervert. If that gets online, there's
five million straight men waiting to
337
00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:06,429
attack me.
338
00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:07,430
Plenty of straight women.
339
00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:09,530
What makes you say that?
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00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:11,210
The world.
341
00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:15,290
And you know who would love this story?
The licensing unit. The council would
342
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,510
leap on it and this place would be in
trouble.
343
00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:20,790
If I go to the police, it will only get
worse.
344
00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:24,950
To be fair, it's a little George.
345
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,810
He did just want a safe place to wank.
Because men will do it anywhere. I've
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00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:32,930
been studying this for years. It's my
specialist subject. And I've got to tell
347
00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:37,490
you, girls, men will do it everywhere,
all day long, you name it. They have
348
00:31:37,490 --> 00:31:42,890
spunked on it. Cinema seats, theatres,
graveyards, cars, every single car.
349
00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:45,330
They've whacked up into every single
seat.
350
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,860
I used to carry a handkerchief to wipe
down seats on the bus. I'm now
351
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,000
considering a beekeeper's outfit.
352
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:55,060
Airplane. In the seat, the dirty dog.
353
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,260
The toilet cup.
354
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,260
That's what turbulence is.
355
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:03,240
I am telling you, they have been
fiddling away all through history.
356
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,460
You ask for Edmund Hillary, if he tugged
off on the top of Everest, and he would
357
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,460
say, yes.
358
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:09,830
Because it was there.
359
00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:14,150
Christopher Columbus, he discovered
America so he could find a new place and
360
00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,149
whack it out.
361
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:21,210
Neil Armstrong, what was that? And then
he varnished the moon.
362
00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:23,530
I'm telling you, two basic rules.
363
00:32:24,090 --> 00:32:29,750
One, never sit down. And two, don't go
barefoot. Because we are standing on a
364
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:34,570
carpet of globes. And if we could see
life through UV glasses, the whole
365
00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:36,900
world... Would look like a melted can.
366
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,860
Well, fair do to George. He was
maintaining a fine tradition.
367
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,120
To George. To George.
368
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:48,980
Round the summies.
369
00:32:50,940 --> 00:32:52,220
Hiding like a chicken?
370
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,660
You're supposed to be the clever one.
But if Leo presses charges and you get a
371
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:03,260
criminal record, you won't get into
university.
372
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750
That's not true, actually.
373
00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:09,750
Sherry from down the road, she got
caught shoplifting and now she's doing
374
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:10,750
economics.
375
00:33:11,350 --> 00:33:15,010
Which is funny, if you think about it.
Thank you. Now button it.
376
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,310
You will go and apologise.
377
00:33:20,110 --> 00:33:24,630
You'll apologise in person and I want
you to write him a letter. Oh, God.
378
00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:25,630
you dare!
379
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:30,190
You'll write a formal apology.
380
00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:35,190
Plus you can add up how much you own
with all the wine and stuff, then double
381
00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:40,050
and pay him back and then... Then
382
00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:48,510
you
383
00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:50,490
can tell us why you did it.
384
00:33:51,610 --> 00:33:53,250
I mean, I'm not stupid.
385
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,590
I get it, OK?
386
00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:59,870
When I was a kid, I had a key to my
nan's and I would bunk off.
387
00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:05,220
and sit in her flat when she was out on
Thursday afternoons. And I did that for
388
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:09,320
five years and no -one knew a thing, but
that was family. He's the man next
389
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,320
door.
390
00:34:11,219 --> 00:34:12,219
Did he ask you that?
391
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:16,400
He gave us his key, didn't he? It's an
open door. And you're too young to know
392
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,600
when you're being, like, seduced. It's
stupid.
393
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,040
It's a good point.
394
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,120
Cos Leo's a bit out there.
395
00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:30,530
It's a bit obvious.
396
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:34,989
And if he does call the police, it would
be a good line to take in court.
397
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:41,949
He's a homosexual man choosing to live
ten feet away from two healthy lads.
398
00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:48,170
Two healthy... sexy lads, let's say it.
399
00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:50,190
He looks at me sometimes.
400
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:51,609
Does he?
401
00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:53,270
Catch him, now and then.
402
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:55,170
Eyeing me up.
403
00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:57,090
He can't help himself.
404
00:34:57,610 --> 00:34:59,770
Well, that could be useful. God, you're
all just idiots!
405
00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:02,750
Do you know why I went there?
406
00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:05,430
Get away from you lot!
407
00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:09,750
Get away from the house! Get away from
you!
408
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,300
I tell you what, darling, you'd better
get your locks changed. Mike Wise, just
409
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,118
in case.
410
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120
That's a hassle.
411
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,620
Oh God, I've got the key saved. Phew,
I'll have to change everything.
412
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:54,380
If you and I, you make me...
413
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:34,390
Do you think he went through your thing,
little Georgie Porgie? What, like my
414
00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:37,090
pad? Mm, I would. Oh, good.
415
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:38,670
Why,
416
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:39,990
what would he find?
417
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:15,400
Boss, I was thinking, did you check your
computer?
418
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,540
No, it's good. It's locked. It's got a
password.
419
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,240
Although if I leave the email open, it
stays unlocked.
420
00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:55,030
Tell you one thing bothering me.
421
00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,070
That night you were texting George.
422
00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:58,990
So? I was being kind.
423
00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:03,530
Yeah, I know, but if his mum and dad
demand to know everything, then George
424
00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:04,530
shows it to them.
425
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:05,970
But I said nice things.
426
00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:09,050
Oh, God, I left a voice note.
427
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:13,070
George, I swear, if you tell your
girlfriends about this, they will tell
428
00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:16,530
that every single stupid boy does this
and you'll laugh about it.
429
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:20,830
Because there's such a big world out
there and you can have boyfriends or
430
00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:21,830
girlfriends or...
431
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,420
Wild and crazy hot sex you want night
after night.
432
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:35,100
Because I promise you, George, there's a
great big gay life just waiting for
433
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,100
you.
434
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,380
So if I delete it, will it delete on
George's turn?
435
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,280
Yes. I'm getting rid of it.
436
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,080
I sent you that password generator. It's
free and it's brilliant. Thanks, Mikey.
437
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,900
Oh, well, you weren't so helpful this
afternoon, were you? I was pointing out
438
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:13,900
the obvious.
439
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,400
What? You posted Saul's wonderful video
on the group chat.
440
00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,238
Oh, yeah.
441
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,660
What's all the other fun?
442
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,720
He gets it all out online.
443
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,040
Saul bears all.
444
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,200
It's ten out of ten.
445
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,580
And I mean ten.
446
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,180
It's not private. It's a business.
447
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,600
And he chooses to promote his son. It's
not even up for debate.
448
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,060
He's your neighbour's son. He's 25.
449
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,080
He's only 25.
450
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,480
He sells it. He wants us to see.
451
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,720
Is that on your phone?
452
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,300
It's on everyone's. Well, then you
should delete it. If I end up taking
453
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:00,900
Goss to court, the behaviour of his son
could be very good evidence.
454
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:03,820
Leo, just don't have it anywhere.
455
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,160
Well, it's not like I fancy him or
anything.
456
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,900
Or that much.
457
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:08,940
Oh, God.
458
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,260
I'll delete it. I'll delete it.
459
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,080
This is what they do.
460
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:28,620
They make a link between gay men and
children, and that link is ineradicable.
461
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,620
cannot be removed.
462
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,320
And they know that, the bastards.
463
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,860
So they repeat it. They shout it over
and over and louder and louder. That's
464
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:40,170
nice. Thanks, bye. What do we do to
deserve that?
465
00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:43,590
What do you mean? Your message on the
group chat.
466
00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:44,810
Guilty as charged.
467
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:46,870
That's on my TV, Mrs. Struthers.
468
00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:48,070
What? What just happened?
469
00:41:48,330 --> 00:41:50,990
He just called us all perverts. I didn't
do that. Look.
470
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,590
Why would I do that?
471
00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:56,030
Look, look, there's the time. That's
now.
472
00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:59,530
Twelve minutes past. Right now. And you
saw me. I was sitting here. I didn't
473
00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,290
send it. You must have been on dictation
and spread it by mistake.
474
00:42:02,510 --> 00:42:03,950
You did say perverts out loud.
475
00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:05,350
But it's not that.
476
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:09,540
I've got this couple in love with you,
Blake and Robbie. They've just adopted
477
00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,580
three children.
478
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:14,880
They've never been able to do that back
in the day. So things are better.
479
00:43:50,350 --> 00:43:51,350
me Phyllis.
480
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,440
Okay, it's been a long day.
481
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:33,100
Good luck, Troop.
482
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,720
Keep flying the flag.
483
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,220
Seriously, though, be careful. I want
now.
484
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,120
You're fine.
485
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,700
Texting a teenager.
486
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,900
Oi, I didn't do anything wrong.
487
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,620
There's nothing like that on my phone,
Leo.
488
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,860
Sometimes I think you lot are so full of
all your freedom.
489
00:45:58,860 --> 00:45:59,860
Just y 'all are.
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