Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,919
This programme contains violent
scenes and images of the deceased
2
00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,399
that viewers may find distressing
from the very start,
3
00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,959
strong language, offensive and
discriminatory attitudes,
4
00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,239
and scenes of a sexual nature
throughout
5
00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,560
SIRENS
6
00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,400
WOMAN WAILS
7
00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,680
POLICE RADIO CHATTER
8
00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,960
ECHOING: You! You murderer!
9
00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,000
This isn't murder.
10
00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,520
It's an execution.
11
00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,639
TAPE REWINDS
12
00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,639
SINGING
? Fallen in love with someone
13
00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,239
? Ever fallen in love,
in love with someone
14
00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,719
? Ever fallen in love
15
00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,730
? In love with someone you
shouldn't've fallen in love with
16
00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:11,079
? Fallen in love with someone you
shouldn't've fallen in love with. ?
17
00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,479
Yeah! Woo!
Yes, Clive.
18
00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,920
Come on, Clive!
HE LAUGHS
19
00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,150
RADIO
MUSIC: Ever Fallen In Love by Buzzcocks
20
00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,759
Excuse me, I'm looking for Connor.
21
00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,399
I think he's up on the roof.
22
00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,719
On the Bishop Street side.
23
00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,079
Thanks...
24
00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,399
...Rajesh.
25
00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,520
Cheers.
26
00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,760
{\an8}WORKMEN CHATTER
27
00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:39,199
{\an8}How'd you get in?
I was just passing.
28
00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,359
{\an8}How's it going?
29
00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,119
{\an8}You're passing ten floors up.
How's that happen?
30
00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,719
There's no jobs, Clive,
I've got nothing.
31
00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,759
Yeah, I was just wondering, cos,
you know, I find myself free,
32
00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,399
so I thought I'd offer.
No, don't need you.
33
00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,279
I can do anything.
34
00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,599
Where's that lad that used
to work for you, Francis?
35
00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,759
Where's he now?
36
00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,919
I got rid of him.
37
00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,119
I'll tell you where he is.
38
00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,159
He's working for Ashbury's.
39
00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,279
And do you know what? He's happy.
40
00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,839
Proper little smiler, he is.
41
00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,399
Not when he was with you.
He was miserable as sin,
42
00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,919
cos you bullied him, night and day.
43
00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,879
He was useless.
He was good, Clive.
44
00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,399
You stamped on him.
45
00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,679
So, no, I don't have any jobs,
46
00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:10,879
cos no one likes working with you.
47
00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,199
You're a fucking misery,
truth be told.
48
00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,359
You'll employ Rajesh.
49
00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,559
Yes, I will.
50
00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,800
What's wrong with him?
51
00:03:16,801 --> 00:03:20,999
Just... work's a bit short,
so if you hear of anything, I...
52
00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,279
I won't.
Well, if you do...
53
00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,799
I won't!
But there is something.
54
00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,159
You can tell your lot I said thanks.
55
00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,239
What do you mean?
I've been going sites like these
56
00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,599
since I was 16 years old,
and I saved, Clive.
57
00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,399
Saved like a dog
right from the start,
58
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,479
cos I thought,
"I'd like a nice life one day."
59
00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,159
Just me and the missus,
nice little life.
60
00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,559
And I got one.
Tiny little farmhouse.
61
00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,719
It's a wreck, but I done it up.
62
00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,079
Ten years it took me,
now it's all done.
63
00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,479
My retirement, all set up.
64
00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,759
Except I can go there
for 90 days. That's all.
65
00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,919
Just 90 sodding days,
66
00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,719
cos it's in France, isn't it?
67
00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,879
90 days and I've gotta go home,
thanks to your lot.
68
00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,919
Now I'm voting leave, for you.
69
00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,640
Piss off, Clive.
70
00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,839
I can pay you 120 a day.
71
00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,239
I can do bar work for that.
72
00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,599
Yeah, but I'm paying two wages.
73
00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,719
Sick pay for Bugs,
and now his replacement.
74
00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,590
I can give you six days,
and that's it.
75
00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,680
SOFT CHATTER
76
00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,560
THEY LAUGH
77
00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,239
Um, do you mind
not eating in the hall?
78
00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,559
Eh? It's like a doss house.
79
00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,319
Some of us have got to live here.
80
00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,159
Are you gonna be turning
the electric off again?
81
00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,479
You should've got a letter.
I did, and I read it,
82
00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,599
and it was a photocopy,
it wasn't specific to this place,
83
00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,840
so I don't trust you for a second.
84
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,280
Diane.
85
00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,240
Flat five.
86
00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,039
Clive.
87
00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,400
See you, Clive.
88
00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,159
TV: This roll?
89
00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,799
Please, stop! Stop, stop!
90
00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,850
Yes!
91
00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,520
TV CONTINUED: �100 in the bank.
92
00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,280
Right, your second go. Good luck.
93
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,080
Liz... Liz.
94
00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,559
That's what I like to see.
95
00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,960
Hard at work.
96
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,839
Where's your... your little mates?
97
00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,679
Oh, you know what it's like,
same old story.
98
00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,639
New job across town,
and off they go.
99
00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,879
If I was in charge,
I wouldn't allow it.
100
00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,519
Oh, so you're not the boss, then?
101
00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,479
HE LAUGHS.
No, not me, no.
102
00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,679
If I was running this,
it'd be finished by now.
103
00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,399
Well...
104
00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,039
...that would be a shame.
105
00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,879
So, packed his stuff,
chucked him out.
106
00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,159
That wasn't the end of it, though,
107
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,199
because he'd left
all these bills unpaid.
108
00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,599
I found them!
109
00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,799
He'd stuffed them away,
110
00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,359
hidden them, like a squirrel.
111
00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,519
There was council tax, electricity,
112
00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,359
some of them going back months.
113
00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,359
I said, "What's all this?"
114
00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,319
He said, "I just panic."
115
00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,399
I said, "What do you mean, you just
panic?"
116
00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,839
He said, "It's me dyslexia."
117
00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,359
Oh, God, I bet, yeah.
118
00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,479
That's just a bloody excuse,
isn't it?
119
00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,679
That's what I said!
120
00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,479
You know,
there's no such thing as dyslexia.
121
00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,639
Oh, my God,
that's exactly what I said!
122
00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,079
I've been saying that
to him for years.
123
00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,919
It's just a fraud. You know, it's,
like, this billion-dollar industry.
124
00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,199
Oh, my God, you are like
a voice in the wilderness.
125
00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,199
This is too good to be true.
126
00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,199
Come on, tell me,
is there a Mrs Clive?
127
00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,759
Eh?
Because there is, isn't there?
128
00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,959
Yeah, yeah.
129
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,159
Marie.
130
00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,359
Been married 24 years.
131
00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,919
Two boys, Saul and George.
132
00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,159
Old-fashioned names.
133
00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,439
Yeah.
134
00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,999
And how are you, you and Marie?
135
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,320
Yeah, we're OK.
136
00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,200
You know,
both a bit knackered, but...
137
00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,480
...I'm in the bad books.
138
00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,920
You know,
I have been for a very long time.
139
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,200
Why?
140
00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,959
Go easy, it costs me enough.
141
00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,199
Oh...
142
00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,079
I just, just made a mistake,
you know?
143
00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,079
So, we went on
holiday to Scarborough,
144
00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,440
to this, caravan park.
145
00:08:20,821 --> 00:08:23,279
And there was this woman,
146
00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,519
cos they had this restaurant,
147
00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,359
well, it was, like, a cafe thing,
and she worked there.
148
00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,999
Patricia. Patricia.
149
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,119
Yeah, listen, it had just been a
long time since anyone fancied me,
150
00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,559
and Patricia, she was, like,
she was looking, you know?
151
00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,239
And I kinda, well,
to be fair, I was puzzled.
152
00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,440
Get to the point.
Well, I slept with her.
153
00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:49,359
And just one night,
they had this barbecue, and...
154
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,639
...Marie... found out.
155
00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,119
And kaboom, you know, that was it.
156
00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,599
Never forgiven.
157
00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,879
To this day.
158
00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,879
And I mean never, ever forgiven.
159
00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,920
I mean never.
160
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,359
And I've paid the price for
that to this sodding day, I have.
161
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,799
How did she find out?
162
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,079
Um, well, I told her.
163
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,879
Well, what did you do that for?
164
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,280
I've learnt my lesson now,
haven't I?
165
00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,980
So, you won't tell her next time?
166
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,880
No.
167
00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,199
There's a little Italian,
Barlow Moor Road.
168
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,039
Friday night,
they do two courses for 15 quid.
169
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,360
Fancy it?
170
00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,440
Right, I'm off.
Tell Stewart I said hello.
171
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,840
MUSIC PICKS UP
172
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,760
Hey.
173
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,240
Clive, yeah?
174
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,800
All right, down here.
175
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,560
LADY SPEAKS ON SPEAKER PHONE
176
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,320
THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE
177
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,039
Oh, you don't mind, do you?
178
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,199
No, go for it.
179
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,679
Yeah. It's my girlfriend.
HE LAUGHS
180
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,399
She's got a new job.
She's very excited.
181
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,800
THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE
182
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,639
WOMAN IN ENGLISH: Oh, thank you.
183
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,599
She says thanks.
HE LAUGHS
184
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,360
THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE
185
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,160
CONVERSATION FADES
186
00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,879
We're not allowed to take tips.
187
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,120
Buy her something.
188
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,479
Thank you very much.
189
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,839
He gave me �10, you know. For you.
190
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:53,119
PHONE: Oh, that's so nice of him.
Thank you!
191
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,480
Yeah, nice guy, ain't he?
192
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,000
LAUGHTER
193
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,999
Well, you didn't stand me up.
194
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,050
That's a good sign.
195
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,039
You look smart.
196
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,159
I was gonna make a
bit more of an effort,
197
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,199
but, Christine phoned
just as I got in and I said,
198
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,799
"Not now, Christine,"
but she wouldn't stop.
199
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,399
Right, cos I wanted to say,
200
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,839
I think I should make it clear
that there's not gonna be any sex,
201
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,159
you know, so...
202
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,079
Who said there was?
No one.
203
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,360
There's not.
Let me sit down, for fuck's sake.
204
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,919
I just think I should explain.
205
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,799
Um, because with Patricia, that was
the woman in the caravan park.
206
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,159
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who she is.
207
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,970
Yeah, well, I didn't sleep with
her.
208
00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:58,519
OK. I mean, there was a moment,
you know.
209
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,319
I mean, she was... she was looking,
all the time.
210
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,759
I mean, Marie noticed, she said,
211
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,439
"Look, she's looking," and,
212
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,839
and there was this
big barbecue thing,
213
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,119
but I didn't...
214
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,119
Nothing happened, we...
215
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,919
...did not.
216
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,919
And what do you want, eh? A medal?
217
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,279
I just think you should know,
that's all.
218
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,660
Then why did you say you did?
219
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,599
Because it would make her cross.
220
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,639
Who?
Marie.
221
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,839
Your wife?
Yeah.
222
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,890
Hang on.
223
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,479
You didn't just tell me
you slept with Patricia,
224
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,999
you told your wife you slept
with Patricia, when you didn't.
225
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,319
Yeah.
So, you made it all up?
226
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,839
You lied to your wife?
For how long?
227
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,159
Well, you know, six years.
228
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,800
She's been punishing you
for six years for nothing?
229
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,319
Does she know now?
230
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,599
Have you told her?
Does she know the truth?
231
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,759
No.
232
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,879
Jesus Christ, Clive.
233
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,039
I mean, Jesus Christ.
234
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,159
Why did you lie in the first place?
235
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,959
Because...
236
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:07,319
I thought it would
make me look, um...
237
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,440
What?
238
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,800
Sexy.
239
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,959
Well, I will say,
240
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,080
it was the most
interesting thing about you.
241
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,119
Don't say anything.
242
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,279
Don't make a fuss.
243
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,520
Don't do that to me.
244
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,199
So, what happened?
245
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,760
Just, nothing much.
246
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,319
Stewart's really boring
since he got that job and,
247
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,000
Brody's got work tomorrow, so...
248
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,559
Where are the boys?
249
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,319
Out.
250
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,960
Still?
251
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,080
Friday night.
252
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,960
I was thinking, the boys...
253
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:25,999
We said we'd wait 'til they were old
enough and then split up,
254
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,519
but it's not gonna work, is it?
255
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,719
We can't afford it, Clive.
256
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,319
Either I leave, or you leave,
257
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,359
and I can't afford a flat, can you?
258
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,279
I'm trying to get more work,
aren't I?
259
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,959
I'm not having a go.
260
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,120
Then what?
261
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,519
Well, it could be years till
the boys leave home.
262
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,799
Saul's showing no sign,
263
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,719
and even if George goes
to university,
264
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:57,479
they go, and then they come back.
That's what happens these days.
265
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,919
So?
266
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:06,600
So, I'm saying that we stay like
this, living here, it's not so bad.
267
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,000
Well, I don't think it's bad at all.
268
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,960
Well, it is,
if you don't mind my saying so.
269
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,599
But if we accept it,
and all right, yes,
270
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:26,520
OK, I will stop having
a go at you, then we'd be OK.
271
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,520
We could stop pretending.
272
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,760
At what?
273
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,999
This.
274
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,240
We could stop this.
275
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,320
OK. Yeah.
276
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,239
It's about time.
277
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,479
Is it?
278
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,360
I don't need it, I'm fine.
279
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,439
And I know men like
to have their little bit of fun,
280
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,919
God knows you're proof of that,
281
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,719
but you could finish yourself off.
282
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,639
You do it anyway.
283
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,199
If you're 20 minutes in
the bathroom,
284
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,839
the boys say you're having a wank.
285
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,519
Jesus. Well, aren't you?
286
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,840
Marie.
287
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,639
I just think it would help if
we stop planning
288
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,040
for things that are never
gonna happen.
289
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
Cos I dream of it, Clive.
290
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,160
Little flat all on my own...
291
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,240
...tiny little garden...
292
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,879
...window in the sunlight
293
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,480
so Mum can come and sit with me.
294
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,880
it's never gonna happen, is it?
295
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,440
So, what, we just stay like this
forever, do we?
296
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,480
Well, one of us will die,
in the end.
297
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,439
You in tonight?
298
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,919
Fuck's it matter to you?
299
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,080
All right, I'm just...
300
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,279
How's your project?
301
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,319
What project?
302
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,199
American civil rights.
What grade did you get?
303
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,200
Dunno. Well, you do know, come on.
What grade did you get?
304
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,760
A B.
305
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,559
Oh. Can't you work a bit harder?
306
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,639
What did you get in school then?
No, go on. What grade did you get?
307
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,839
All right. So, tell me about it.
About what?
308
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,799
American civil rights.
309
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,079
You're kidding.
Yeah, come on, educate me.
310
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,119
What for?
311
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,080
Cos I wanna know.
Yeah, but what for?
312
00:21:44,391 --> 00:21:48,039
Cos your mum thinks we should
talk more,
313
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,000
but she doesn't see it -
314
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,799
...fucking insolence on your face
when you talk to me.
315
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,400
DOORBELL
316
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,319
Aye, aye. Sorry, I know. I've locked
myself out.
317
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:14,239
I was just putting something
in the bin and then, click.
318
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,679
Go on, give us your key then.
319
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,119
You said you had a spare key,
320
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,919
you might as well give it to me,
mightn't you?
321
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,599
What's your alarm code?
322
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,119
Er, OK. 1502.
323
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,679
1502. Remember George. 1502.
324
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,599
God, he's got a nice life next door,
325
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,679
hasn't he? Swanning around all
hours.
326
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,039
What've you done now?
327
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,359
His key. Like when his alarm went
328
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,839
off last time when he was
on holiday,
329
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,799
now we won't have to put up with it.
330
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,199
What was it?
331
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,120
1502. 1502.
332
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,040
That's his alarm.
333
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,960
DOOR SLAMS
334
00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:39,559
TV: They use titanium in the engine
335
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,439
and the bonnet is carbon fibre,
336
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,559
and the whole thing feels so light,
337
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,559
it's like a stiff breeze could blow
it away,
338
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,679
except it grips like crazy.
339
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,959
The traction control is astonishing.
340
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,279
It can detect wheelspin in
a microsecond.
341
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,719
Less than a microsecond.
342
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,679
It almost detects
a spin before it's even happened.
343
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,000
I've never felt safer.
I've never felt more secure.
344
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,479
What are you doing in his house?
George?
345
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,199
Hey, answer me.
What are you doing in here?
346
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,679
I said there was someone in this
house.
347
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,199
I said so! He's been using the key.
348
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,799
What do you mean?
Did you know he was here?
349
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,599
Did I fuck! But I knew there was
someone in this house.
350
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,719
He's been drinking my wine.
351
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,119
The level on the wine goes down
every day.
352
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,519
Why are you talking about wine?
What's wine got to do with it?
353
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,999
No, you don't.
Don't try to get away with this.
354
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,599
Don't you touch him?
He's in my house!
355
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,839
Don't you fucking dare?
356
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,239
HE'S IN MY HOUSE!
357
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,719
I gave you my key,
which he's gone and stolen.
358
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,119
Did you say he was in here every
day? Yeah.
359
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,399
Drinking wine every single day?
360
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,159
Yeah, and God knows what else,
because your son...
361
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,600
Is he drinking wine with you?
362
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,279
What?
363
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,800
Fuck!
364
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,960
George!
365
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,759
George. Get here.
366
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,280
Eh!
367
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,959
Don't lock me out.
368
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,479
Your son has been wanking
in my house.
369
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,680
George!
370
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,360
Oh, God! Don't kill him!
371
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,999
Tell me,
what you doing in that man's house?
372
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,119
What were you doing in his house?
Did he invite you in?
373
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,279
What's that supposed to mean?
Did he invite you?
374
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,439
BANGING ON DOOR
375
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,959
Clive! Open the door!
Your boyfriend wants you.
376
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,119
Don't be so stupid.
377
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,479
Oh, I'm always the stupid one,
aren't I?
378
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,839
Clive, open the door!
379
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,959
BANGING CONTINUES
380
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,000
Clive, open the door!
381
00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:47,319
God, you couldn't leave him
alone, eh?
382
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,959
OK, this is all
a bit out of control.
383
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,359
We can sort it out.
I just want to see George.
384
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,599
I just want to talk him,
like adults, OK?
385
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,079
And I want my key, because you
were in charge of it, Clive,
386
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,399
and I want it back.
387
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,639
I'm sorry, all right?
388
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,400
George, don't you dare!
389
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,919
Get here!
390
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,679
Hey! George, get back here!
391
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,840
Hey!
392
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,440
You'll have to come back in
the end.
393
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,599
He needs a bollocking,
because, you know,
394
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,550
I mean, we all make mistakes,
but he has crossed a line here.
395
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,879
What was he doing in your house?
396
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,239
What was my boy doing in your house,
397
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,120
for days and days?
398
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,919
He's 16 years old.
399
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,560
WOMAN'S VOICE: OK, see you later,
then. Bye.
400
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,399
Your son George... Don't!
401
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,240
Your son George stole my key
and waited till I left.
402
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,799
Because if I knew he was there,
403
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:06,040
why the fuck would I walk up
to my front door with you?
404
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,759
No, no, no, no, no, wait.
405
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,359
So he was breaking and entering,
406
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,519
he stole things,
407
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,639
he masturbated in front
of my television,
408
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,439
and these are all on
the list of things I am telling
409
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,360
the police,
including your assault of me.
410
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,360
Because if you're gonna take on this
fucking poof...
411
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,760
...don't you...
412
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
...don't you say...
413
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,480
Don't you ever!
414
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,479
Jesus! Fuck!
415
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,279
Aghhh!
416
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,879
What?
417
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,640
What...?
418
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,639
Boss? Judy, tell Saul to pack his
stuff up and get out.
419
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,639
You will not believe what his father
has just done!
420
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,039
You're a beautiful lad, Saul,
421
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,679
but I'm afraid you've gotta go.
And if you wanna know why,
422
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,959
blame your mad old dad.
423
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,239
No, you need to come home.
They said Dad went crazy.
424
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,559
Like, George was in next
door's house.
425
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,599
He broke in and he was stark naked.
426
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,679
Bushra, I've got to go.
So, where's George now?
427
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,359
I don't know, do I? I'm still here.
428
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,199
He actually attacked you?
429
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,959
Yeah.
430
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,079
That is assault,
and you have to go to the police.
431
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,479
I don't even have my car. I left it
in town. I'm stuck here.
432
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,439
Can you come and drive me in?
433
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,840
I'm coming.
434
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,919
Somebody tell me...! What the hell?
435
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,719
He's gonna call the police, because
you assaulted him, Clive!
436
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,120
Him and snotty bitch Stephanie,
they're gonna call the police.
437
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,920
MUFFLED ARGUMENT
438
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,359
Cheers. Cheers.
439
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,039
You should have a vodka in that.
440
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,519
I've gotta take the car home.
441
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,759
And I'm trying to stay alert.
442
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,239
I have a thief living next door,
and a thug.
443
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,999
Really, you should call the police
though. Really, really.
444
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,799
I know, I know. You should. But,
like, I'm thinking of me. I mean,
445
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,439
what if it got into the court?
I mean,
446
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,919
gay man with a 16-year-old boy in my
house? What would that look like?
447
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,479
He broke in. Yeah, but look at the
reaction of his dad, huh?
448
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,239
Anything to do with George, you
know.
449
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,919
Then I'm a groomer and a paedo
and a pervert. Oh, don't.
450
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,399
That gets online, there's five
million straight men
451
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,479
waiting to attack me.
452
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,479
Plenty of straight women.
453
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,399
What makes you say that?
454
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,839
The world.
455
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,279
And you know who would love
this story?
456
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,399
The Licensing Unit.
Oh, the council would leap on it,
457
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,519
then this place would be in trouble.
458
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,200
If I go to the police,
it will only get worse.
459
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,479
To be fair to little George,
460
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,839
he did just want a safe place
to wank.
461
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,519
Because men will do it anywhere.
462
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,799
I've been studying this for years,
463
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,199
it's my specialist subject.
And I have gotta tell you,
464
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,999
girls, men will do it everywhere,
all day long.
465
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,119
You name it,
they have spunked on it.
466
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,239
Cinema seats, theatres, graveyards,
467
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,919
cars. Every single car,
468
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,599
they've whacked off into every
single seat.
469
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,799
I used to carry a handkerchief to
wipe down seats on the bus,
470
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,759
I'm now considering
a beekeeper's outfit. Aeroplanes.
471
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,719
In the seats, the dirty dogs!
472
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,319
Seats, toilets, cockpits.
473
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,999
That's what turbulence is!
474
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,439
I am telling you, they have been
fiddling away all through history.
475
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,039
You ask Sir Edmund Hilary
if he tugged off on
476
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,279
the top of Everest,
477
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,999
and he would say, yes...
478
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,799
BOTH: ..because it was there.!
479
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,679
Christopher Columbus, he discovered
America so he could find a new place
480
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,599
to whack it out.
481
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,399
Neil Armstrong, one small step,
482
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,119
one massive wank.
483
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,199
And then he varnished the Moon.
484
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,079
I'm telling you, two basic rules.
One, never sit down,
485
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,279
and two, don't go barefoot,
486
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,359
cos we are standing on
a carpet of glue,
487
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,079
and if we could see life through
UV glasses,
488
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,159
the whole world would look like
a melted candle.
489
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,119
Ooh. Fair do's to George!
490
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,479
He was maintaining a fine tradition.
491
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,880
To George.
ALL: To George!
492
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,720
He was round at Sammy's.
493
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Hiding like a chicken.
494
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,799
You're supposed to be
the clever one.
495
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,319
But if Leo presses charges
and you get a criminal record,
496
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,879
you won't get into university.
497
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,519
That's not true, actually.
Sherry from down the road,
498
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,919
she got caught shoplifting,
499
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,519
and now she's doing economics.
500
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,559
Which is funny, if you think about
it.
501
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,279
Thank you. Now, button it.
502
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,239
You will go and apologise.
503
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,119
You'll apologise in person,
504
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,919
and I want you to write him a
letter. Fuck off!
505
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,480
Don't you dare!
506
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,279
You'll write a formal apology.
507
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,399
Plus you can add up how much you owe
him with all
508
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,759
the wine and stuff,
then double it and pay him back,
509
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,040
and then... and then...
510
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,680
Then you can tell us
why you did it.
511
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,080
I mean, I'm not stupid, I get it,
OK?
512
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,799
When I was a kid,
I had a key to my nan's,
513
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,799
and I would bunk off
514
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,919
and sit in her flat when she was out
on Thursday afternoons,
515
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,799
and I did that for five years,
and no-one knew a thing.
516
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,279
But that was family.
517
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,160
He's the man next door.
518
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,799
Did he ask you in? Shut up.
519
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,759
He gave us his key,
didn't he? It's an open door.
520
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,959
And... and you're too young to know
when you're being, like, seduced.
521
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,440
Don't be so stupid!
522
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,560
It's a good point.
523
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,359
Cos Leo is a bit out there.
524
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,999
He's a bit obvious.
And if he does call the police,
525
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,159
it would be a good line
to take in court.
526
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,319
He's a homosexual man choosing
527
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,440
to live ten feet away from
two healthy lads.
528
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000
Two healthy...
529
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,199
...sexy lads, let's say it.
530
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,719
He looks at me sometimes. Does he?
531
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,199
I catch him, now and then,
532
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,799
eyeing me up. He can't help himself.
533
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,119
Well, that could be useful.
534
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,279
God, you are just idiots!
535
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,999
Do you know why I went there?
536
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,279
To get away from you lot!
537
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,319
To get away from this house!
538
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,480
To get away from you!
539
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,959
Well, you're grounded.
540
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,119
And don't think you can go round
to Hassan's,
541
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,239
because I'm phoning his mother.
I warn you, George.
542
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,039
She'll send you right back.
543
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,200
Have you got that?
544
00:35:28,221 --> 00:35:30,679
I tell you what, darling,
545
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,839
you'd better get your locks changed.
546
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,039
Might be wise, just in case.
547
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,599
Such a hassle. Oh,
God, I've got the key safe, too.
548
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,360
I'll have to change everything.
549
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,560
ALARM BEEPS
550
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,960
BEEPING STOPS
551
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,319
POP MUSIC STARTS
552
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,000
MUSIC STOPS
553
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,839
Do you think he went through your
things, little Georgy Porgy?
554
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,959
What, like my pants?
555
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,799
Mm. I would.
556
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,479
Oh, God! Do you think he did?
557
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Why? What would he find?
558
00:38:10,571 --> 00:38:15,439
Boss, I was thinking,
did you check your computer?
559
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,850
No, it's good, it's locked,
it's got a password.
560
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,760
Although if I leave
the email open, it stays unlocked.
561
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,600
NOTIFICATION TONE
562
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,519
I'll tell you one
thing bothering me.
563
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,359
That night you were texting George.
564
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,559
So? I was being kind.
565
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,879
Yeah, I know,
566
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,239
but if his mum and dad demand
567
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,519
to know everything
and George shows it to them.
568
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,439
But I said nice things.
569
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,799
Oh, God, I left a voice note.
570
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,439
George, I swear, if you tell
your girlfriends about this,
571
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,119
they will tell you that every single
stupid boy does this
572
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,479
and you'll laugh about it.
573
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,399
Because there's such
a big world out there,
574
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,319
and you can have boyfriends
or girlfriends,
575
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,839
or whatever you like.
576
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,479
You can have all the wild
and crazy hot sex you want,
577
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,359
night after night.
Because I promise you Geroge,
578
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:36,080
there's a great big gay life,
just waiting for you.
579
00:39:44,211 --> 00:39:49,519
So, if I delete it,
will it delete on George's thread?
580
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,800
Yes. Now, get rid of it.
581
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,720
Oh, shit.
582
00:40:03,851 --> 00:40:08,599
Boss, I sent you that password
generator. It's free
583
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,119
and it's brilliant. Thanks, Mikey.
584
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,319
Oh, well, you weren't so helpful
this afternoon, were you?
585
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,159
I was pointing out the obvious.
586
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,559
What? He posted Saul's wanking video
on the group chat.
587
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,120
Oh, yeah. What? Saul the other son?
588
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,320
SAUL PANTS AND GASPS
589
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,919
He gets it all out online.
Saul bares all.
590
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,840
It's ten out of ten,
and I mean ten.
591
00:40:40,831 --> 00:40:44,039
It's not private,
it's a business,
592
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,479
and he chooses to promote himself.
593
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,439
It's not even up for debate.
He's your neighbour's son.
594
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,479
He's 25.
595
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,559
He's only 25.
596
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,639
He sells it, he wants us to see.
597
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,919
Is that on your phone?
598
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,119
It's on everyone's.
Well, then you should delete it.
599
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,679
If I end up taking Clive Goss
to court,
600
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,119
the behaviour of his son could be
very good evidence.
601
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,959
Leo, just don't have it anywhere.
602
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,039
Come on, it's not like I fancy him
603
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,959
or anything. Well, not much.
604
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,680
Oh, God!
605
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200
I'll delete it. I'll delete it.
606
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,559
This is what they do.
MESSAGE PINGS
607
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,239
They make a link between gay men
and children...
608
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,679
MESSAGE PINGS
...and that link is ineradicable.
609
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,279
It cannot be removed.
MESSAGE PINGS
610
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,759
And they know that, the bastards.
MESSAGE PINGS
611
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,159
So, they repeat it, they shout it...
MESSAGE PINGS
612
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,519
...over and over,
and louder and louder.
613
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,159
Well, that's nice. Thanks, boss.
614
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,639
What did we do to deserve that?
615
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,039
What do you mean?
616
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,639
Your message, on the group chat.
617
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,159
Guilty as charged.
618
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,999
That's on my CV, Mr Struthers.
619
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,199
What? What's just happened?
620
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,839
He's just called us all perverts.
621
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,359
I didn't say that. Look.
622
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,480
WHOOPS AND CHEERS
Why would I do that?
623
00:41:53,481 --> 00:41:56,519
Look, look, there's the time.
That's now.
624
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,279
12 minutes past, right now.
And you saw me,
625
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,759
I was sitting here.
I didn't send it.
626
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,319
You must've been on dictation.
You must've pressed it by mistake.
627
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,639
You did say perverts out loud.
628
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,519
But it's not that bad, Melba.
629
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,839
I've got this couple in Levenshulme,
630
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,959
Blake and Robbie,
they've just adopted three children.
631
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,239
They'd never have been able
to do that back in the day,
632
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,280
so things are better.
633
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,639
Ohhh!
634
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,040
PHONE BUZZES
635
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,840
All right, you lot,
got a surprise for you today.
636
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,799
I love my job, man!
637
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,919
Say hi, Molly.
638
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,199
Hi!
639
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,679
How hot, is she? Oh, my God!
640
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,160
Here we go.
641
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,760
This is for you, girls.
642
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,880
And some of you fellas.
643
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,120
Uhhh!
644
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,799
OK, it's been a long day.
645
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,239
Good luck, troops.
Keep flying the flag.
646
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,639
Seriously, though, be careful.
647
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,359
What now?
648
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,999
Your phone! Texting a teenager!
649
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,479
Oi, I didn't do anything wrong.
650
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,119
There's nothing like that on
my phone, Leo.
651
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,239
Sometimes I think you lot are
so full of all your freedoms,
652
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,960
you don't know when to stop.
653
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,720
Aghhh!
654
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:25,200
MUSIC: Ever Fallen in Love (With
Someone You Shouldn't've) by Buzzcocks
655
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,479
? You spurn my natural emotions
656
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:38,640
? You make me feel I'm dirt,
and I'm hurt
657
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,999
? And if I start a commotion
658
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,360
? I run the risk of losing you
And that's worse... ?
659
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,440
Is this you? Is this your lot?
660
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,640
MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY
661
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,799
? Ever fallen in love with someone?
Ever fallen in love?
662
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,920
? In love with someone
Ever fallen in love... ?
663
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,560
Subtitles by Red Bee Media
664
00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:32,160
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
47937
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof