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discriminatory attitudes,�� ������
and scenes of a sexual nature
throughout��砐���� SIRENS��(C�u��=������ WOMAN WAILS��@C�u��T����� POLICE RADIO CHATTER���C�u��r������ You! You murderer!��
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Yes, Clive.�� _C�u������� Come on, Clive!
HE LAUGHS�� ������� RADIO
Ever Fallen In Love
by Buzzcocks���C�u@��������� Excuse me, I'm looking for Connor.������� I think he's up on the roof.��g������ On the Bishop Street side.�� C�u������� Thanks...��O�����P ...Rajesh.��'�����
x Cheers.��`C�u��J������ {\an8}WORKMEN CHATTER��@C�u@��e蠶��� {\an8}How'd you get in?
I was just passing.��������� {\an8}How's it going?��������� {\an8}You're passing ten floors up.
How's that happen?��
�C�u@��}0����� There's no jobs, Clive,
I've got nothing.��?�ɡÁ@ Yeah, I was just wondering, cos,
you know, I find myself free,��������8 so I thought I'd offer.
No, don't need you.��gC�u@������ I can do anything.��W�����X Where's that lad that used
to work for you, Francis?�� �����h Where's he now?���C�u@��������� I got rid of him.��������� I'll tell you where he is.�������� 8 He's working for Ashbury's.�������
H And do you know what? He's happy.��GC�u@���P����� Proper little smiler, he is.������� Not when he was with you.
He was miserable as sin,�� ������ cos you bullied him, night and day.���C�u@���X����� He was useless.
He was good, Clive.��������� You stamped on him.�����
� So, no, I don't have any jobs,��������� cos no one likes working with you.���C�u@��頠���� You're a fucking misery,
truth be told.�� ����� You'll employ Rajesh.��������
� Yes, I will.��������H What's wrong with him?���C�u@���ǡ�� Just... work's a bit short,
so if you hear of anything, I...��G�����H I won't.
Well, if you do...��������
H I won't!
But there is something.�� �C�u@�� ����� You can tell your lot I said thanks.�� 7����� 8 What do you mean?
I've been going sites like these�������X since I was 16 years old,
and I saved, Clive.��
C�u@��>x����� Saved like a dog
right from the start,������� cos I thought,
"I'd like a nice life one day."�������( Just me and the missus,
nice little life.���C�u@��T0����� And I got one.
Tiny little farmhouse.�� _����� ` It's a wreck, but I done it up.��o������ Ten years it took me,
now it's all done.�� 7C�u��o8����� My retirement, all set up.�� _����� ` Except I can go there
for 90 days. That's all.���C�u@���h����� Just 90 sodding days,��o�����p cos it's in France, isn't it?�������x 90 days and I've gotta go home,
thanks to your lot.��WC�u���8����� Now I'm voting leave, for you.��ߠ����� Piss off, Clive.���C�u��8 ����� I can pay you 120 a day.�� 7����� 8 I can do bar work for that.��w������ Yeah, but I'm paying two wages.��OC�u��L ����� Sick pay for Bugs,
and now his replacement.��G�����H I can give you six days,
and that's it.��0C�u���X����� SOFT CHATTER��`����� ` THEY LAUGH��@C�u�������� Um, do you mind
not eating in the hall?������� Eh? It's like a doss house.�� C�u���8����� Some of us have got to live here.��
Ǡ����
� Are you gonna be turning
the electric off again?��C�u@�������� You should've got a letter.
I did, and I read it,�� �ġ�� and it was a photocopy,
it wasn't specific to this place,��/C�u���X����� so I don't trust you for a second.���C�u������� Diane.��������
� Flat five.��PC�u��蠐��� Clive.��������� See you, Clive.��PC�u��M������ This roll?��g�����h Please, stop! Stop, stop!��
O������ Yes!��C�u��j@����� £100 in the bank.��h�����
� Right, your second go. Good luck.��C�u���ؠ���� Liz... Liz.��@C�u���X����� That's what I like to see.�������� Hard at work.��xC�u@��Ϩ����� Where's your... your little mates?��Ϡ����� Oh, you know what it's like,
same old story.��/����� New job across town,
and off they go.���C�u@���8����� If I was in charge,
I wouldn't allow it.��������� Oh, so you're not the boss, then?��
O����� HE LAUGHS.
No, not me, no.���C�u��ؠ���� If I was running this,
it'd be finished by now.�������� Well...��������8 ...that would be a shame.��
OC�u@��&`����� So, packed his stuff,
chucked him out.������� That wasn't the end of it, though,�������� because he'd left
all these bills unpaid.���C�u��>p����� I found them!��w�����x He'd stuffed them away,�������� hidden them, like a squirrel.��C�u@��R������ There was council tax, electricity,��o�����p some of them going back months.��/������ I said, "What's all this?"���C�u@��j����� He said, "I just panic."��������� I said, "What do you mean, you just
panic?"�������� He said, "It's me dyslexia."�� �C�u@���X����� Oh, God, I bet, yeah.������ That's just a bloody excuse,
isn't it?��G�����8 That's what I said!��������� You know,
there's no such thing as dyslexia.��C�u@���H����� Oh, my God,
that's exactly what I said!��o�����p I've been saying that
to him for years.����ѡˁ It's just a fraud. You know, it's,
like, this billion-dollar industry.��C�u���p����� Oh, my God, you are like
a voice in the wilderness.��Ϡ����� This is too good to be true.���C�u��������� Come on, tell me,
is there a Mrs Clive?��������� Eh?
Because there is, isn't there?�� �C�u��䰠���� Yeah, yeah.��������� Marie.�������� ` Been married 24 years.��������� Two boys, Saul and George.�� �C�u�� ������ Old-fashioned names.��נ����� Yeah.��砩���
� And how are you, you and Marie?��
�C�u��P����� Yeah, we're OK.��(�����
You know,
both a bit knackered, but...��8C�u��8������ ...I'm in the bad books.��������� You know,
I have been for a very long time.��
xC�u��Z������ Why?���C�u��v ����� Go easy, it costs me enough.��������� Oh...��נ����� I just, just made a mistake,
you know?��?C�u������� So, we went on
holiday to Scarborough,��Ϡ����� to this, caravan park.�� 8C�u@���@����� And there was this woman,��������� cos they had this restaurant,����¡��
p well, it was, like, a cafe thing,
and she worked there.��C�u@���Ƞ���� Patricia. Patricia.��g�Ρȁh Yeah, listen, it had just been a
long time since anyone fancied me,��/�¡��� and Patricia, she was, like,
she was looking, you know?�� �C�u���蠸��� And I kinda, well,
to be fair, I was puzzled.��
w�����
x Get to the point.
Well, I slept with her.���C�u�� ������ And just one night,
they had this barbecue, and...��7�����8 ...Marie... found out.���C�u�������� And kaboom, you know, that was it.��
������
� Never forgiven.��Ǡ����` To this day.���C�u��5����� And I mean never, ever forgiven.��Ϡ����� I mean never.���C�u��N��ȡ And I've paid the price for
that to this sodding day, I have.��O�����P How did she find out?�� �C�u��g������ Um, well, I told her.��Ϡ����� Well, what did you do that for?���C�u���8����� I've learnt my lesson now,
haven't I?�� `������ So, you won't tell her next time?��@C�u�������� No.��(C�u���0����� There's a little Italian,
Barlow Moor Road.�� ������ � Friday night,
they do two courses for 15 quid.���C�u���ࠓ��� Fancy it?��(C�u�� )(����� Right, I'm off.
Tell Stewart I said hello.�� C�u�� C����� MUSIC PICKS UP��0������ Hey.���C�u�� �8����� Clive, yeah?��������
All right, down here.��xC�u��
x����� LADY SPEAKS ON SPEAKER PHONE��C�u��
! ����� THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE��Ƞ����@ Oh, you don't mind, do you?���C�u@��
9X����� No, go for it.��������� Yeah. It's my girlfriend.
HE LAUGHS�� ������8 She's got a new job.
She's very excited.��
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R0����� THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE��0C�u��
k0����� Oh, thank you.��/�����0 She says thanks.
HE LAUGHS��������� THEY SPEAK IN THEIR LANGUAGE���C�u��
�H����� CONVERSATION FADES��PC�u���Ƞ���� We're not allowed to take tips.��O�����P Buy her something.��ؠ���� Thank you very much.��?C�u�������� He gave me £10, you know. For you.�� 7����� 8 Oh, that's so nice of him.
Thank you!���C�u��� ����� Yeah, nice guy, ain't he?��PC�u��쨠���� LAUGHTER���C�u��8����� Well, you didn't stand me up.��
������
� That's a good sign.���C�u@�� ����� You look smart.�� ������ � I was gonna make a
bit more of an effort,��G������ but, Christine phoned
just as I got in and I said,���C�u��9������ "Not now, Christine,"
but she wouldn't stop.��?�����@ Right, cos I wanted to say,��C�u��N �̡Ɓ I think I should make it clear
that there's not gonna be any sex,��W�����X you know, so...�� C�u��hh����� Who said there was?
No one.�������� There's not.
Let me sit down, for fuck's sake.���C�u��������� I just think I should explain.�� ��͡ǁ � Um, because with Patricia, that was
the woman in the caravan park.��'C�u���h����� Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who she is.��O�����P Yeah, well, I didn't sleep with
her.���C�u@��� ����� OK. I mean, there was a moment,
you know.��W�����X I mean, she was... she was looking,
all the time.��
���H I mean, Marie noticed, she said,���C�u@�������� "Look, she's looking," and,��������� and there was this
big barbecue thing,��w����� but I didn't...�������� Nothing happened, we...���C�u@���Ƞ���� ...did not.��
���
� And what do you want, eh? A medal?��Ϡ����� I just think you should know,
that's all.�� 7C�u��
������ Then why did you say you did?��PC�u��
*𠪡�� Because it would make her cross.��
O�����
P Who?
Marie.�������` Your wife?
Yeah.�������� Hang on.���C�u@��
F ����� You didn't just tell me
you slept with Patricia,�� ��ǡ��
you told your wife you slept
with Patricia, when you didn't.��
�C�u@��
]ࠨ��� Yeah.
So, you made it all up?�� ����� You lied to your wife?
For how long?�� נ����� Well, you know, six years.���C�u��
}������ She's been punishing you
for six years for nothing?��8C�u@��
������� Does she know now?��7�����8 Have you told her?
Does she know the truth?��砍���
No.��������� Jesus Christ, Clive.��GC�u��
������� I mean, Jesus Christ.��o�����p Why did you lie in the first place?��G������ Because...��
�C�u��
�0����� I thought it would
make me look, um...������� What?��`C�u��
�@����� Sexy.��`C�u�������� Well, I will say,��7�����8 it was the most
interesting thing about you.��0C�u��5X����� Don't say anything.��������� Don't make a fuss.��WC�u��IX����� Don't do that to me.���C�u��-x����� So, what happened?�� נ���� � Just, nothing much.��
C�u��HX����� Stewart's really boring
since he got that job and,��
Ǡ����
� Brody's got work tomorrow, so...���C�u��e����� Where are the boys?��g�����h Out.���C�u��z0����� Still?��h�����H Friday night.�� C�u���P����� I was thinking, the boys...��ؠɡÁh We said we'd wait 'til they were old
enough and then split up,�� 7C�u@��𠩡�� but it's not gonna work, is it?�� נ���� � We can't afford it, Clive.��������p Either I leave, or you leave,��
'C�u@�������� and I can't afford a flat, can you?��ߠ����� I'm trying to get more work,
aren't I?�������` I'm not having a go.���C�u��,x����� Then what?���C�u��B0����� Well, it could be years till
the boys leave home.��������� Saul's showing no sign,���C�u@��V���� and even if George goes
to university,���̡Ɓ� they go, and then they come back.
That's what happens these days.���C�u��p蠍��� So?�� ��ϡɁ � So, I'm saying that we stay like
this, living here, it's not so bad.��C�u��������� Well, I don't think it's bad at all.�� 8C�u���P����� Well, it is,
if you don't mind my saying so.�� ������� But if we accept it,
and all right, yes,��
OC�u��� ����� OK, I will stop having
a go at you, then we'd be OK.��8C�u���`����� We could stop pretending.��������� At what?��xC�u�������� This.��������� We could stop this.���C�u��"ࠓ��� OK. Yeah.�� ����� It's about time.��O�����h Is it?���C�u��8 ����� I don't need it, I'm fine.��X������ And I know men like
to have their little bit of fun,���C�u��SP����� God knows you're proof of that,�� ������ � but you could finish yourself off.�������� You do it anyway.��C�u@��k������ If you're 20 minutes in
the bathroom,������� the boys say you're having a wank.��g������ Jesus. Well, aren't you?�������� Marie.��(C�u���X����� I just think it would help if
we stop planning��ߠ����� for things that are never
gonna happen.�� `C�u���ؠ���� Cos I dream of it, Clive.��Р����
� Little flat all on my own...���C�u�������� ...tiny little garden...��h�����0 ...window in the sunlight��oC�u��ᨠ���� so Mum can come and sit with me.��
(C�u���Р���� it's never gonna happen, is it?���C�u��࠻��� So, what, we just stay like this
forever, do we?���C�u��7 ����� Well, one of us will die,
in the end.��
�C�u��Ep����� You in tonight?��Ǡ����� Fuck's it matter to you?��Ǡ����� All right, I'm just...���C�u��o𠝡�� How's your project?��������� What project?������� � American civil rights.
What grade did you get?��?C�u����š�� Dunno. Well, you do know, come on.
What grade did you get?��������� A B.��(C�u@���@����� Oh. Can't you work a bit harder?���Ρȁ What did you get in school then?
No, go on. What grade did you get?��C�u���`����� All right. So, tell me about it.
About what?��g�����h American civil rights.���C�u@���p����� You're kidding.
Yeah, come on, educate me.��砓���� What for?�������� Cos I wanna know.
Yeah, but what for?���C�u���H����� Cos your mum thinks we should
talk more,��?�����@ but she doesn't see it -���C�u��h����� ...fucking insolence on your face
when you talk to me.��?�����@ DOORBELL��@C�u@��>����� Aye, aye. Sorry, I know. I've locked
myself out.��
���
� I was just putting something
in the bin and then, click.��7C�u@��[ࠧ��� Go on, give us your key then.��������� You said you had a spare key,��������@ you might as well give it to me,
mightn't you?�������H What's your alarm code?���C�u��t������ Er, OK. 1502.�� נ���� � 1502. Remember George. 1502.��
�C�u@���x����� God, he's got a nice life next door,�������� hasn't he? Swanning around all
hours.�������� What've you done now?��OC�u@���h����� His key. Like when his alarm went��'�����( off last time when he was
on holiday,��Ǡ����
� now we won't have to put up with it.���C�u���蠖��� What was it?��w�����x 1502. 1502.��������� That's his alarm.��hC�u��������� DOOR SLAMS�� 8C�u@���H����� They use titanium in the engine��?�����@ and the bonnet is carbon fibre,��W�����
� and the whole thing feels so light,��GC�u���(����� it's like a stiff breeze could blow
it away,��Ϡ����� except it grips like crazy.��/C�u@���(����� The traction control is astonishing.��破���� It can detect wheelspin in
a microsecond.�� ������ Less than a microsecond.���C�u@��������� It almost detects
a spin before it's even happened.��������� I've never felt safer.
I've never felt more secure.���C�u@��=`����� What are you doing in his house?
George?�� ������ � Hey, answer me.
What are you doing in here?��������@ I said there was someone in this
house.���C�u@��Sh����� I said so! He's been using the key.������ What do you mean?
Did you know he was here?��?�¡��0 Did I fuck! But I knew there was
someone in this house.�������8 He's been drinking my wine.��_C�u@��k ����� The level on the wine goes down
every day.��w�ɡÁx Why are you talking about wine?
What's wine got to do with it?�� _������ No, you don't.
Don't try to get away with this.�� �C�u@��������� Don't you touch him?
He's in my house!��?�����@ Don't you fucking dare?��נ���� HE'S IN MY HOUSE!��w������ I gave you my key,
which he's gone and stolen.��C�u@��������� Did you say he was in here every
day? Yeah.��w�����x Drinking wine every single day?��������
x Yeah, and God knows what else,
because your son...��ߠ����X Is he drinking wine with you?���C�u���𠏡�� What?������� Fuck!��𠑡��H George!��C�u���(����� George. Get here.�� ������
Eh!���C�u������� Don't lock me out.��������� Your son has been wanking
in my house.���C�u������� George!��������� Oh, God! Don't kill him!�� C�u@��4࠷��� Tell me,
what you doing in that man's house?���¡�� What were you doing in his house?
Did he invite you in?��GC�u@��K8����� What's that supposed to mean?
Did he invite you?��o�����p BANGING ON DOOR��������� Clive! Open the door!
Your boyfriend wants you.������ Don't be so stupid.���C�u@��b������ Oh, I'm always the stupid one,
aren't I?��O�����P Clive, open the door!��O�����
� BANGING CONTINUES��_����� Clive, open the door!���C�u@���p����� God, you couldn't leave him
alone, eh?��'�����( OK, this is all
a bit out of control.��g������ We can sort it out.
I just want to see George.�� _C�u@���`����� I just want to talk him,
like adults, OK?����ơ��� And I want my key, because you
were in charge of it, Clive,�� ������p and I want it back.��'C�u��������� I'm sorry, all right?��נ����� George, don't you dare!��ࠓ���� Get here!���C�u���p����� Hey! George, get back here!��������� Hey!���C�u���h����� You'll have to come back in
the end.�� C�u@������� He needs a bollocking,
because, you know,���ȡ� I mean, we all make mistakes,
but he has crossed a line here.��
�C�u@�?������ What was he doing in your house?��������� What was my boy doing in your house,�� 7������ for days and days?��XC�u��]H����� He's 16 years old.��g�����h OK, see you later,
then. Bye.��
PC�u�������� Your son George... Don't!��������� Your son George stole my key
and waited till I left.�� C�u���X����� Because if I knew he was there,��G�¡��H why the fuck would I walk up
to my front door with you?��xC�u���ؠ���� No, no, no, no, no, wait.��Ǡ����� So he was breaking and entering,��
'������ he stole things,���C�u@���P����� he masturbated in front
of my television,��/�����0 and these are all on
the list of things I am telling�������8 the police,
including your assault of me.��hC�u��������� Because if you're gonna take on this
fucking poof...��
�C�u��Ƞ���� ...don't you...�������� � ...don't you say...���C�u��8������ Don't you ever!���C�u��hP����� Jesus! Fuck!��/�����0 Aghhh!�������8 What?��?C�u��|Ƞ���� What...?���C�u@���P�¡�� Boss? Judy, tell Saul to pack his
stuff up and get out.��נ����� You will not believe what his father
has just done!���C�u@���ࠧ��� You're a beautiful lad, Saul,��w�š��x but I'm afraid you've gotta go.
And if you wanna know why,��
O������ blame your mad old dad.���C�u@��⨠���� No, you need to come home.
They said Dad went crazy.��砱���� Like, George was in next
door's house.�� ������ He broke in and he was stark naked.���C�u@�� ������ Bushra, I've got to go.
So, where's George now?������� I don't know, do I? I'm still here.��������� He actually attacked you?��/C�u@��`����� Yeah.��ߠ����� That is assault,
and you have to go to the police.��/�ǡ�� I don't even have my car. I left it
in town. I'm stuck here.��
GC�u��6������ Can you come and drive me in?��������� I'm coming.��xC�u��K������ Somebody tell me...! What the hell?��/�ȡ0 He's gonna call the police, because
you assaulted him, Clive!���C�u��f��ɡÁ Him and snotty bitch Stephanie,
they're gonna call the police.��0C�u��������� MUFFLED ARGUMENT���C�u���p����� Cheers. Cheers.������� You should have a vodka in that.��
w������ I've gotta take the car home.���C�u@��
������ And I'm trying to stay alert.��נ����� I have a thief living next door,
and a thug.�� ��� Really, you should call the police
though. Really, really.��
�C�u@��'�͡ǁ I know, I know. You should. But,
like, I'm thinking of me. I mean,��
���
� what if it got into the court?
I mean,��g�ѡˁX gay man with a 16-year-old boy in my
house? What would that look like?��
�C�u@��E��ǡ�� He broke in. Yeah, but look at the
reaction of his dad, huh?�� ������
Anything to do with George, you
know.���C�u@��^��� Then I'm a groomer and a paedo
and a pervert. Oh, don't.��_�����` That gets online, there's five
million straight men�� �C�u@��v������ waiting to attack me.��7�����8 Plenty of straight women.��Ϡ���� What makes you say that?�������� The world.���C�u@���࠲��� And you know who would love
this story?��������� The Licensing Unit.
Oh, the council would leap on it,��/������ then this place would be in trouble.��GC�u��������� If I go to the police,
it will only get worse.��
xC�u@��� ����� To be fair to little George,������� he did just want a safe place
to wank.�� 7�����@ Because men will do it anywhere.���C�u@���𠬡�� I've been studying this for years,�������� it's my specialist subject.
And I have gotta tell you,�� _�����` girls, men will do it everywhere,
all day long.��
�C�u���@����� You name it,
they have spunked on it.��G�����H Cinema seats, theatres, graveyards,��/C�u@�������� cars. Every single car,��������� they've whacked off into every
single seat.��
w�ȡ I used to carry a handkerchief to
wipe down seats on the bus,��C�u�� @����� I'm now considering
a beekeeper's outfit. Aeroplanes.��w�����x In the seats, the dirty dogs!���C�u@��;H����� Seats, toilets, cockpits.��?�����@ That's what turbulence is!��
w�Ρȁ� I am telling you, they have been
fiddling away all through history.��
oC�u@��Yp����� You ask Sir Edmund Hilary
if he tugged off on��
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( the top of Everest,��נ���� and he would say, yes...���C�u@��o(����� ..because it was there.!���ӡ́ Christopher Columbus, he discovered
America so he could find a new place��?�����H to whack it out.��C�u���𠩡�� Neil Armstrong, one small step,������� one massive wank.��������
� And then he varnished the Moon.��C�u������� I'm telling you, two basic rules.
One, never sit down,������� and two, don't go barefoot,���C�u���x����� cos we are standing on
a carpet of glue,������� and if we could see life through
UV glasses,��
�C�u��� ����� the whole world would look like
a melted candle.������� Ooh. Fair do's to George!���C�u������� He was maintaining a fine tradition.�� 7����� 8 To George.
To George!�� `C�u��P����� He was round at Sammy's.��蠠���
� Hiding like a chicken.��C�u��# ����� You're supposed to be
the clever one.��
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� But if Leo presses charges
and you get a criminal record,��
�C�u��;������ you won't get into university.��
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� That's not true, actually.
Sherry from down the road,��
OC�u@��S������ she got caught shoplifting,��w�����x and now she's doing economics.��
'������ Which is funny, if you think about
it.���C�u��kX����� Thank you. Now, button it.��������� You will go and apologise.���C�u@���p����� You'll apologise in person,��W�����X and I want you to write him a
letter. Fuck off!��
���H Don't you dare!��C�u�������� You'll write a formal apology.�������� Plus you can add up how much you owe
him with all��GC�u���ؠ���� the wine and stuff,
then double it and pay him back,�� 7����� 8 and then... and then...���C�u���X����� Then you can tell us
why you did it.��
�����` I mean, I'm not stupid, I get it,
OK?���C�u@�������� When I was a kid,
I had a key to my nan's,�� _����� ` and I would bunk off��Ϡǡ��0 and sit in her flat when she was out
on Thursday afternoons,��/C�u@��0�¡�� and I did that for five years,
and no-one knew a thing.��?�����@ But that was family.��Ǡ���� He's the man next door.��XC�u@��M������ Did he ask you in? Shut up.��'�����( He gave us his key,
didn't he? It's an open door.����Сʁ� And... and you're too young to know
when you're being, like, seduced.��gC�u��jР���� Don't be so stupid!��Ƞ����� It's a good point.��hC�u���p����� Cos Leo is a bit out there.�� ������
He's a bit obvious.
And if he does call the police,��7C�u��������� it would be a good line
to take in court.��W�����X He's a homosexual man choosing��WC�u���X����� to live ten feet away from
two healthy lads.��0������ Two healthy...��xC�u���P����� ...sexy lads, let's say it.��
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� He looks at me sometimes. Does he?�� �C�u���Ƞ���� I catch him, now and then,�� ������ � eyeing me up. He can't help himself.��C�u�� ������ Well, that could be useful.��'�����( God, you are just idiots!��o�����
� Do you know why I went there?��
�C�u�� ������ To get away from you lot!��砦���� To get away from this house!��������� To get away from you!��pC�u@�� ;����� Well, you're grounded.��������� And don't think you can go round
to Hassan's,��W������ because I'm phoning his mother.
I warn you, George.��GC�u�� VH����� She'll send you right back.������� Have you got that?���C�u@�� ~H����� I tell you what, darling,��������� you'd better get your locks changed.��o�����
Might be wise, just in case.���C�u�� � ����� Such a hassle. Oh,
God, I've got the key safe, too.��
砩���
� I'll have to change everything.���C�u�� ������ ALARM BEEPS��蠗��� BEEPING STOPS�� C�u��!�ؠ���� POP MUSIC STARTS�� נ���� � MUSIC STOPS���C�u��"R��ɡÁ Do you think he went through your
things, little Georgy Porgy?�������� What, like my pants?��_C�u��"hp����� Mm. I would.��/�����0 Oh, God! Do you think he did?��������
� Why? What would he find?�� C�u@��"������� Boss, I was thinking,
did you check your computer?��砻���� No, it's good, it's locked,
it's got a password.�� `C�u��#������ Although if I leave
the email open, it stays unlocked.��
�C�u��#Px����� NOTIFICATION TONE���C�u@��#�Ƞ���� I'll tell you one
thing bothering me.��W�����X That night you were texting George.��/������ So? I was being kind.���C�u@��#�蠗��� Yeah, I know,��'�����( but if his mum and dad demand��O�����
x to know everything
and George shows it to them.��砡���` But I said nice things.��gC�u@��#Ѱ����� Oh, God, I left a voice note.�� 7�ġ�� 8 George, I swear, if you tell
your girlfriends about this,��
O�ġ��� they will tell you that every single
stupid boy does this��
wC�u@��#ﰠ���� and you'll laugh about it.�� 7����� 8 Because there's such
a big world out there,�������� and you can have boyfriends
or girlfriends,��C�u��$蠟��� or whatever you like.�������� You can have all the wild
and crazy hot sex you want,��C�u@��$������ night after night.
Because I promise you Geroge,��?�����@ there's a great big gay life,
just waiting for you.��XC�u��$k����� So, if I delete it,
will it delete on George's thread?��
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( Yes. Now, get rid of it.���C�u��$������� Oh, shit.���C�u@��$�(����� Boss, I sent you that password
generator. It's free��o�����p and it's brilliant. Thanks, Mikey.���š��` Oh, well, you weren't so helpful
this afternoon, were you?���C�u@��$� ����� I was pointing out the obvious.��/�¡��0 What? He posted Saul's wanking video
on the group chat.�� _������ Oh, yeah. What? Saul the other son?��
C�u��%p����� SAUL PANTS AND GASPS�������( He gets it all out online.
Saul bares all.�� �C�u��%������ It's ten out of ten,
and I mean ten.��hC�u@��%E������ It's not private,
it's a business,��w�����x and he chooses to promote himself.����¡�� It's not even up for debate.
He's your neighbour's son.���C�u��%\8����� He's 25.������� He's only 25.�������0 He sells it, he wants us to see.��C�u@��%p������ Is that on your phone?�������� It's on everyone's.
Well, then you should delete it.��������
� If I end up taking Clive Goss
to court,��C�u��%�8����� the behaviour of his son could be
very good evidence.�� ������ � Leo, just don't have it anywhere.��C�u��%�ؠ���� Come on, it's not like I fancy him������� or anything. Well, not much.�������� Oh, God!���C�u��%�h����� I'll delete it. I'll delete it.�� �C�u@��%ވ����� This is what they do.
MESSAGE PINGS��ߠ����� They make a link between gay men
and children...��
w�����X MESSAGE PINGS
...and that link is ineradicable.�� �C�u@��%�h����� It cannot be removed.
MESSAGE PINGS��?�����@ And they know that, the bastards.
MESSAGE PINGS�� ������� So, they repeat it, they shout it...
MESSAGE PINGS�� _C�u@��&������ ...over and over,
and louder and louder.�� 7����� 8 Well, that's nice. Thanks, boss.��g������ What did we do to deserve that?���C�u@��&( ����� What do you mean?��w�����x Your message, on the group chat.��?������ Guilty as charged.������ That's on my CV, Mr Struthers.��/C�u@��&@������ What? What's just happened?��������� He's just called us all perverts.��g����� I didn't say that. Look.����� WHOOPS AND CHEERS
Why would I do that?��HC�u@��&^X����� Look, look, there's the time.
That's now.��Ϡ����� 12 minutes past, right now.
And you saw me,��ߠ����� I was sitting here.
I didn't send it.���C�u@��&rР̡Ɓ