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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,760 CONTAINS NUDITY, SIMULATED SEX, AND POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,720 IF DEPICTIONS OF THE HUMAN BODY OR INTIMACY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:06,920 YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING. 4 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,000 {\an8}-Good morning, Finn. -Sister, I didn't think you would come. 5 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,400 {\an8}I was thinking about it. 6 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:42,360 {\an8}I couldn't let you die without seeing a friendly face. 7 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:46,080 {\an8}A friend? I've never had a single friend in my fucking life. 8 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,600 {\an8}That's not true, Finn. You have Jesus, our Lord. 9 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,480 {\an8}And me. I pray to save your soul. 10 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,800 {\an8}Sister, to save me, would you be capable of surrendering to sin? 11 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,960 {\an8}What sin are we talking about? 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,280 {\an8}I had thought about gluttony. 13 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,160 Get ready, Sister, because you're gonna gorge yourself on cock. 14 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,960 {\an8}BIG PENIS WALKING 15 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,120 {\an8}Like that… suck, bitch. 16 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,240 Eat cock, you daughter of Satan. 17 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:23,960 That's it. 18 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,160 Oh, my God. 19 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 What barbarity. 20 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,840 More… Eat my cock… You like it, don't you? 21 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,440 {\an8}BIG PENIS WALKING 22 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,680 {\an8}Fuck. 23 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,840 {\an8}What a slut. 24 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,040 {\an8}Please! 25 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,480 {\an8}Eat it all, that's it. 26 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:48,960 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,480 That's it, eat that cock. 28 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,520 Just like that. 29 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,880 SUCK - ORGY - CUNNILINGUS - GUYS - GIRLS ANAL - OLDER WOMEN - BUSTY WOMEN 30 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,760 "Busty." Let's say one and two. 31 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,640 Mom, where's my TV? 32 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,440 Mom, why's it locked? 33 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,440 Grounded for a week without TV! 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,200 What? Why? 35 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,640 This is fascism! 36 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,880 Two weeks! 37 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,880 Mom! 38 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,400 -No, Isidro, no. -Please. 39 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,920 -Paca, I want to see you. -No, it's better this way. 40 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Again? 41 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,040 NAUGHTY BUSINESS 42 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,720 Nines, is this a joke? You're asking me to forgive your debt? 43 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:15,160 Yes, but in exchange for becoming an investor in the video store. 44 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:19,320 -In a porno video store. -Well, not just any video store. 45 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,160 It's the first porno video store in Valladolid. 46 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,920 Nazario, that's where the money is. 47 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,800 Hello. Good morning. 48 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,800 Here's your order. Pork loin, bacon and sausage, right? 49 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,000 Thank you. Tell your uncle I'm taking it off his tab. 50 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,120 Okay, done. 51 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,080 Ms. Nines. 52 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,320 Well, tell me more. 53 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,320 As I was saying, do you know how many dirty movies I rent out 54 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,440 for each Julia Roberts one they rent out? 55 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,040 How many? Ten! 56 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,560 Ten! What do I mean, ten? No. Twenty! 57 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaking of money, how much is that per month? 58 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:56,880 A lot! 59 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,720 And 20% would be yours. 60 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,320 -Fidel! -What? 61 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,440 What if you have pairs? 62 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,560 Come on, come on. 63 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,000 What? I don't have pairs. I don't have pairs. 64 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,920 Fewer are being rented now, 65 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,400 but that's because the catalog is outdated, 66 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,040 but we're going to order 300 more movies. 67 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:22,040 -Wait, Nines. I can't put in a penny more. -Nazario, please… 68 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,880 No, we took care of it-- For God's sake. 69 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,200 -Kids, kids! -God fucking damn it! 70 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,560 Stop it now! 71 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,720 Give me another bitter. 72 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,880 Mariví, don't you know how to control them? 73 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,080 Maybe this is not the place to talk about this. 74 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,000 Listen. I can give you two months. 75 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,720 But that means I would have to finish the repairs 76 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,600 -in… fifteen days. -Fifteen days. 77 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,480 Take it or leave it, Nines. 78 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,840 -I'll take it. -Great. 79 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,320 -Yes. -Of course. Great. 80 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,560 Okay. 81 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,920 Listen, why don't you and I close the deal with dinner? 82 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,080 Sure. 83 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,440 -Come to the house. -Okay? Okay. 84 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,760 With the kids. 85 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,760 I make a great orange chicken. 86 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,160 Winner. 87 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,160 Put the shandy on my tab, thanks. 88 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,920 {\an8}CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS 89 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,720 Hello? 90 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,200 Is anyone here? 91 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:11,000 {\an8}0% FAT 100% SEXY 92 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,080 -No. -Yes! 93 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,600 -Go ahead. -I wouldn't dare. 94 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,160 The boss said so. This is the thinnest part of the wall. 95 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,040 -But wouldn't it be better to call a pro? -There's no money. 96 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,720 Come on, damn, do it already. 97 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,480 Come on. One, two, 98 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,440 and three! 99 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,280 -Shit! Wait! Fuck. -There's so much water. 100 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,160 She's going to kill you. 101 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:56,480 -Paca, we're closed. -How could I know there was a pipe? 102 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,680 Hey! The butcher. 103 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:00,680 Yes. 104 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:06,640 The doctor says he is stable. But I don't know what to think anymore. 105 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,200 He looked better to me. Like he wants to wake up now. 106 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,440 -From your lips to God's ears. -Don't think so? 107 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,960 It feels like it's taking forever. 108 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,840 Sure, with the Dorothy too. 109 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,240 You're renovating, right? 110 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,480 I saw the sign. 111 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,280 I asked if you're renovating. 112 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,000 Renovating? No. Well, yes. 113 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,640 We've got leaks. 114 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,320 -Leaks, with the way you treat that place? -Yes. 115 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,120 Mom. Are you coming to see Dad or what? 116 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,960 She's such a moody brat. I oughta give her… 117 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,400 Patience. 118 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,520 With the leaks too. 119 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,160 It's a lot, Nines. 120 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,920 And it'll wear on you, sweetie. 121 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,320 It goes like this. 122 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,120 -This is the wall of the back room. -Yes. 123 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,040 Mariano used it for storage. Until now. 124 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,240 Geronimo! 125 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,080 {\an8}If we can tear it down without fucking up the pipes 126 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,680 {\an8}and then clean it all up a little, we'll have a nice big space. 127 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,560 {\an8}It'll be our new secret X-zone. 128 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,080 And no one will notice anything. 129 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,600 Only the wankers, and they won't say anything 130 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,880 because they're wankers. 131 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,560 Have you thought this through, Chon? People will freak out. 132 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,600 -What people, Agu? -People. 133 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,800 Nines has thought it over. 134 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,400 To the world, it'll be a normal video store. 135 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,160 The video boxes remain as they are, as a facade. 136 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,280 But they'll be empty. In the end, no one comes to rent those. 137 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,160 And we'll sell the VHS. 138 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,680 Just the tapes, I mean. 139 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,800 And that way we can buy new porn. 140 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,480 {\an8}Oh, sure, new porn. Great. 141 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,960 Great. The boss is writing a letter to Santa. 142 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:39,960 …14, 15… 143 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,520 Twenty mature, 20 interracial, ten group sex. 144 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,480 -You don't carry any incest porn? -No. 145 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,160 Come on. Do we look French to you? 146 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,120 Mature. 147 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,280 What's this? 148 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,080 They can give us a good price. 149 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,760 Relax, I have the salesman wrapped around my finger. 150 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,160 You left something at my house the other day. 151 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,920 -Fuck, dude, give it to me! -What? 152 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,440 -Okay. -Let go, asshole. 153 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,240 Not that! 154 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,800 Oh, for God's sake! 155 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,040 Look at that. 156 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,800 How many people are there? "Orgy." 157 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,680 "Powerful tits." 158 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,240 It's just… 159 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,240 Let's see, Chon. 160 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,440 -Does it work or what? -It works! 161 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,560 ADULT MOVIES 162 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,920 Well, all right. That's all she wrote, now let's fill it with pussy. 163 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,840 I do not know, Paca. This isn't my… 164 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,600 Just watch. Watch. 165 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,040 Be careful, you might get struck. 166 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,840 I'm off to the bank. 167 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,280 {\an8}ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 168 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,560 Really? 169 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,120 DOROTHY VIDEO STORE 170 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,440 Asunción! Can I ask what this is? 171 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,600 Hey! All Dogs Go to Heaven 2. A gem of animation. 172 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,040 This little gem was holding up the counter. 173 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,400 Everything is like that. Was it so hard to call a carpenter? 174 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,600 Don't look at me. 175 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,840 I can't do it. The shelves, the paint, the lightbulb, they're all against me. 176 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,760 I quit. 177 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:58,240 You quit. Calm down, handy-maniac. You'd have to be hired first. 178 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,360 Help the kid out. 179 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,760 And air it out back there. 180 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,760 When I get back, I want everything clean as a whistle. 181 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,760 -Okay. Bye. -Come on. 182 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,720 Damn, lady. 183 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,640 -She's got some nerve. -Yeah. 184 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,840 -You have all this… -Here? 185 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,200 What's this? 186 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,280 -Holy shit, man. Where was this? -The rag? Behind the toilet. 187 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,840 It is not a rag. It's Mariano's lucky shirt. 188 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,120 When he lost it, the Dorothy started going to shit. 189 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,880 Nothing to do with buying a million copies of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot? 190 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,880 -Paca, honey. How are you? -Hi. 191 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,080 -Did the movies do it for you? -Yeah, well. 192 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,480 They were nice, but they didn't do anything for my Isidro. 193 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,960 Tell us what you're looking for and let's see if we can help. 194 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,040 -We're closed, Chon. -Oh, I don't know. Skinny girls, 195 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,760 boobs, busty ones like so. Something to help… 196 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,960 To ignite that thing. 197 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:00,960 I don't know. 198 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,640 For instance, what do you like? 199 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,680 {\an8}This one. 200 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,160 Look, Paca, listen to me. 201 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,600 Maybe you don't need porn. 202 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,840 Okay. Paca, wait, come. 203 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,360 Let's see. 204 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,720 Maybe something from the new catalog can help you. 205 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,080 What new catalog? 206 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,960 -Yeah, Chon, what new catalog? Are you-- -What new catalog? 207 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:34,400 SADOMASOCHISM 208 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,040 Sweet mother of mercy! 209 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,560 We shouldn't have let her in. The boss is going to kill us. 210 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,680 Shut up! 211 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,320 Wow, Nines really kept quiet about this! 212 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,320 You'd better too, Paca. If people find out, they'll hang us. 213 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,160 Take a look around for whatever Isidro might like. 214 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,240 How would I know that? 215 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,000 Don't you ever talk about your tastes? 216 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,640 About what turns you on, your fantasies and stuff? 217 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,880 Well, no. 218 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,000 Paca, look, what if you forget this stuff? 219 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,480 And you can try to turn him on yourself. 220 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,920 I would wear super sexy clothes 221 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,240 and I would show Isidro who the fucking queen is. 222 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,280 Sure, cutie. 223 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,240 But you do not weigh 120 kilos. 224 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,120 Agu, go deal with that. 225 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,120 -Me? Chon! -Yes. 226 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,040 -I'm gonna kill you! -You're a menace! It was you! 227 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,400 -Leave me alone! -No! 228 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,760 God damn it to hell! What did I say about running? 229 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,040 -Son of a bitch! -You are! 230 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,400 Asshole! 231 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,920 Take this! 232 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,480 -Stop it now! -Cristian, put that down. 233 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,440 I'm gonna knock your teeth out. 234 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,040 -Leave me alone. -For God's sake, give me a cartoon. 235 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,280 Whatever you have. 236 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,280 It's just… I would love to help you, ma'am, but we're closed. 237 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,680 You don't understand. Today is my day off. 238 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,800 My husband has a card game, and I need two hours of peace. 239 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,720 Just two! 240 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,000 -We want Jumanji! -Jumanji then. 241 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,120 Jumanji? We don't have it. 242 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,080 -Well, that's bullshit. Casper. -Casper! 243 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,000 Don't have Casper either. 244 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,760 What the fuck kind of video store is this? One without movies? 245 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,240 We do have All Dogs Go to Heaven. 246 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,400 -Right, the second one. -What the hell is that? 247 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,480 Seriously. I'll cut out your tongue, I swear. 248 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,040 Doesn't ring a bell? Well, it's the best. Don't drop the tapes. 249 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,400 -Come on, I'll take it out for you. -Why were you born, dude? 250 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,720 -Oh, Mariví, honey. How are you? -Horrible, thank you. 251 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,680 Well… 252 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,800 I really don't know why you like these movies. 253 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,280 -You don't like horror movies? -I have enough horror in my life as is. 254 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,680 The color turned out nice. 255 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,960 The bone color is rather elegant. 256 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,600 -Elegant? Bone is a bland color. -It's like… 257 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,560 But no one is going to notice the walls. 258 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,440 -I am. -And some neighbor lady. 259 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,320 Neighbor lady? 260 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,280 -Agustín, knock it off. -Are only men going to come in? 261 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,880 Asunción, let's not get too modern. 262 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,440 Our audience is the wankers. 263 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,320 We have to try to make it work without decent people finding out. That's that. 264 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,400 -What is wrong with this girl? -Chon! 265 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,160 What are you saying about wankers and decent people? No! 266 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,800 If we are going to do this, you have to get rid of those prejudices. 267 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,040 Porn is older than dirt. 268 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,160 You're such a monarchist, 269 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,080 didn't you know that the first person to make porn in Spain was the king? 270 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,520 -One of the Alfonsos, I don't know which. -Okay. 271 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,800 Great, now it's aristocratic cinema. 272 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,560 What do you think? I've already seen lots of these movies. 273 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,800 Sure. You've seen them for work, but have you ever seen them for pleasure? 274 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,920 For pleasure, for fun. For touching yourself a little bit. 275 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,120 That's enough! 276 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,760 Since the dawn of time, this has been a thing for perverts. 277 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,720 -Come on! -Yes, sir. Perverts! 278 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,280 The important thing is that this works. Do we agree? 279 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,760 Well, that's it. 280 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,320 Come on. 281 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,200 Yes, hello. 282 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,480 Nazario? 283 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,800 Yes, of course. Dinner? 284 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,680 What? It was today? 285 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,880 POULTERER ANTONIO POULTERER 286 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,680 No… Chema! 287 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,000 I'm sorry, Nines. 288 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,240 It's just… 289 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,320 DELICATESSEN ISIDRO BUTCHER'S 290 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,800 Kid! 291 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,480 Ms. Nines. 292 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,840 -How are you? -Fine. 293 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,240 Give me a little pork fillet. 294 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,000 We've already put away all that stuff. 295 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,880 -Would some deli meat do? -Deli meat? 296 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,680 Okay, sure, let's do it. 297 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,160 I'll improvise something. 298 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,080 You look nice today. 299 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,640 Did you do something? 300 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,520 What would I do to myself? 301 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,440 -Can you hurry? I'm in a hurry. -You got it. Slicing the loin in a hurry. 302 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,840 You like the loin, don't you, dirty girl? 303 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,680 I like it. 304 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,320 Excuse me? 305 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,880 -What did you say? -Hey, Nines. 306 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,200 Can we talk? 307 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,960 -I'm in a big hurry. -One minute, that's all. 308 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,040 But it's just… 309 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,640 Okay. 310 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,800 That's the last time you give my wife soft porn. 311 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,360 Me? Soft… I don't know what you're talking about. 312 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,520 She told me. She got those dirty things from the Dorothy. 313 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,960 -For goodness' sake! -I don't know what she told you, 314 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,800 -but I don't need that stuff. -Right. 315 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,840 Maybe I've been a little low-energy lately, but it's because of work. 316 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,560 -Right. -It's been overwhelming. 317 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,640 -And the boy isn't helping. -What happens in your bed 318 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,440 -with your wife is your business. -That's just it! 319 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,640 That's just it! 320 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,240 Good afternoon, sweetie. 321 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,800 Do you know that woman? 322 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,800 Me? No. 323 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,960 Listen to me. Lately, she only wants to do it with those movies on. 324 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,760 -I don't know what got into her! -Right. 325 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,160 How can I not get bent out of shape? 326 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:34,240 -She won't even let me look at her. -What do you want me to do about it? 327 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,760 Ms. Nines. Your loin. 328 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,840 Okay. 329 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,400 Isidro, the person you need to talk to is your wife. 330 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,080 -Do you like Paca? -Of course. 331 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,440 Then tell her so. We're not mind readers. 332 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,600 And now you'll excuse me. I'm in a hurry. 333 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,040 Okay? Okay. 334 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,680 Bye, sweetie. Is the deep fryer good? 335 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,480 She's confused me with someone else. 336 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,400 I… 337 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,640 Put it on my tab. 338 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,800 Teresa! 339 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,200 Open Encarta, let's see what you can make with two leeks and a chorizo. 340 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,520 What's this, sweetie… 341 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,040 -Come on, time's wasting. -That's great. 342 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,880 Nines, I left some lasagna in the kitchen. The girl says you have a guest. 343 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,000 -Don't tell me it's your dinner? -Forget it, come on. 344 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,520 Hey. How come Nazario is coming? What happened? 345 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,880 Nothing. Well… 346 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,080 The leak, which… 347 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,160 -Leaks are really annoying. -Yeah. 348 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,240 I have to pee. Why don't you take the meat out of my bag? 349 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,720 Oh, God, Nines… 350 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,880 SUCK - ORGY - CUNNILINGUS - GUYS - GIRLS ANAL - OLDER WOMEN - BUSTY WOMEN 351 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,520 Anyway! Here's the lasagna. 352 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,160 I was telling the girl she could do a beautician course, it's very popular. 353 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,040 Do you know what drives hairdresser crazy? 354 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,560 Missing the train by a hair. 355 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,520 Listen to Nazario. He knows what he's talking about. 356 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,400 Uncross your legs. We're at the table. 357 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,560 I'm over that. I'm going to be a veterinarian. 358 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,200 A veterinarian, she says. 359 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,000 Well, if you don't improve your grades in English, sweetie, 360 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,720 forget about college. It always lowers her average. 361 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,760 English is essential. 362 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,880 My nephew has been in Advanced English since he was five. 363 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,280 See? 364 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,480 Your father recorded Muzzy tapes for you, and they were dying laughing. 365 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,800 Again, going on about the Muzzy tapes. 366 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,920 This smells delicious, Nines. 367 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,160 Let's toast, shall we? 368 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,840 -Of course. -We don't do dinner like this every day. 369 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,880 Well, here's to the new Dorothy. 370 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,760 New? How so? 371 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,240 -Did you do something to it? -No. 372 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,360 It's a figure of speech. 373 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,800 I mean, for a future of success and making money. 374 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,600 From your lips to God's ears, we need it. 375 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,400 Need it? Didn't you buy a deep fryer the other day? 376 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,560 Shit, so many whims. 377 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,080 Teresa, don't rile me up. 378 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,160 I don't know, like… 379 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,840 I prefer Dad's omelet. This is so heavy. 380 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,640 All else aside, your father had a gift for omelets. 381 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,160 Has! He's alive. Or have you forgotten? 382 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,960 Teresa, let's see if today will be the day I slap your 16-year-old face. 383 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,000 Not even a month in a coma! 384 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,440 -And someone else is in his seat. -Teresa Padilla! 385 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,160 Where are you going? 386 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,040 I just… 387 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,440 Teresa, I have to go. 388 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,400 Don't let your brother go to bed too late. 389 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,240 Sweetie, your father isn't going to die. 390 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,400 And how do you know that? 391 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,200 Because I won't let him. 392 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,720 The girl from the video store, the little one, 393 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,880 -says this one comes with a surprise. -Paca. 394 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,600 What if we try something else today? 395 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,920 What are you thinking? 396 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,560 I don't know… 397 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,240 Looking at each other. 398 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,240 Looking at each other? Looking at each other. 399 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,840 Get outta here, you fool, give me… 400 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,520 Let it go. 401 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,680 I want to see you. 402 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,880 Paca… 403 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,920 Isidro, no… 404 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,360 -You don't have to do this. -Yes, I do. 405 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,640 You are more beautiful… 406 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,400 You drive me crazy, Paqui. 407 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,440 Much more than the women on TV! 408 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,160 Because you 409 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,920 are the real thing. 410 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:23,640 ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 411 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:37,040 ADULT MOVIES 412 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,440 {\an8}LESBIANS VERY MUCH IN LOVE 413 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,480 YOUNG WOMEN 414 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,640 Ma'am. 415 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,200 Asunción, you scared me! 416 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,920 What are you doing here? 417 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,600 I didn't know if I'd left the light on. 418 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,080 -What about you? -I… 419 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,640 -Same. Yeah. -The light too, right? 420 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,360 Well, also… 421 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,840 I was going to drink this bottle. 422 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,440 -Right. -Would you like some? 423 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,120 So, you weren't going to tell me about the butcher? 424 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:50,240 -We told her we were closed, she snuck in. -Okay. Fine. 425 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,960 I don't want to know anything. But let it be the last time. 426 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,400 Okay. 427 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,120 Are we making a mistake, Asunción? 428 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,040 Do you know what the worst shoot was in the history of cinema? 429 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,760 -No. -This movie 430 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,680 was super ambitious, lots of water. 431 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,880 Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue. 432 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,480 Everything went wrong. A typhoon destroyed the sets. 433 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,840 Half the crew got infections. Tons of people drowning alive. 434 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,920 But they managed to finish it. And it's here now. 435 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800 In other words, if we push ourselves hard, 436 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,200 we'll be as successful as Titanic. 437 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,600 Titanic? What? That's not it. 438 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,280 Waterworld. I couldn't think of the name. It turned out a piece of shit. 439 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,680 -Why are you telling me this? -I don't know. It popped into my head. 440 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,520 -Well, it doesn't help. -Well, okay, it doesn't help. 441 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,880 You know I was jealous of you? 442 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,360 Me? 443 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,480 Because of what you had with Mariano. 444 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,320 I don't know anything about film. 445 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,320 Listen, I was thinking about something. 446 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,640 If we're going to do all this together, 447 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,400 I'm going to treat you informally. 448 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,040 Don't get ahead of yourself, Asunción. 449 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,120 Mom, this is the wrong movie! 450 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,000 There's not even one fucking dog in it! 451 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,720 Holy shit. That mouth! 452 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,160 Wait a minute, damn it. You'll see the fucking dog show up. 453 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,640 Mom, this is bullshit! 454 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,080 Fuck, they're doing dirty stuff too. 455 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,200 What's a blow job? 456 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,600 What? 33947

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