All language subtitles for Macgyver S01e16

The first time I got to ride
on a merry-go-round,

I was about 6 or 7.

I'd never seen anything like it.
It was a kind of magic.

Go to a merry-go-round
anywhere in the world

and you can see the same look
in the kids' eyes. It's magic.

It's a shame we have to grow up
and lose it.

And I learned something up
in the Swiss Alps.

I just shouldn't go skiing
without a parachute.

Kind of busted up my vacation
and my hand.

So when I got offered a free trip
to beautiful Bulgaria, I grabbed it.

All I had to do was a little errand.

No sweat.

You should try the Gregory Mykel
endgame.

- Do you know it?
- I used to know him.

Knight to king's bishop three.

Protect your queen's right.

It is most important.

Usually is.

Think I'll just mail this postcard home.

Make a nice souvenir
from my vacation.

We have risked our lives
for what you have.

Checkmate!

Guess you got me.

- Thanks for the game.
- Tell Dr Mykel

my move is bishop to knight five.

I'll do that.

I've learned a lot.

American?

- Yeah.
- Oh, you don't know how good it is

to see someone from back home.
They're all foreigners here.

- Foreigners?
- Sure. Just look around.

I haven't spoken to an American
in over a month.

I thought it was gonna be a trip
staying here, but believe me, it's not.

Especially since I don't speak
the language.

I'm Penny Parker.
You can remember that

because it's got the same letter
at the front of each name.

That's important theatrically,
you know.

- Oh, yeah?
- Sure. Just think of it.

Farrah Fawcett, Tina Turner,
Marilyn Monroe.

- Penny Parker.
- Yeah! You catch on quick.

MacGyver.

Did you break your hand?
Does it hurt? Oh, it must.

I've never broken anything.

- It's getting better.
- Well, that's good.

Pleased to meet you, MacGyver.

Penny Parker's
not my real name, of course.

I had it changed
when I started modelling.

It really hasn't hurt
my dancing career either.

That's originally why I came over here.
To dance, I mean.

You here on business? My troupe left
last month, but I just couldn't.

I met this man. He was unreal. I mean,
just to look at this man was to die.

I had to stay. Oh, it was awesome
for the first couple weeks,

- but then it got kind of...
- Difficult?

Yeah. I mean, he was like
my mother or something.

I couldn't go anywhere or do anything
without him along.

I mean, I like a strong man, I really do.
So anyway, we had this talk.

Well, actually,
it was more of a disagreement.

Well, really, it was kind of a fight,
and I went blasting off and so...

- So it's over.
- I guess.

You know, you're very sensitive
to pick that right up.

What?

- You all right?
- Sure.

Just hold my place in line.

- You didn't even say goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Would you give us some room?

How can I make you reconsider?

- I'm sorry. You can't.
- Penny, I love you to distraction.

Oh, really? And just yesterday morning
you were ready to kill me

just because I smiled
at that nice young officer.

Penny, when you smile at a man,
it is already the beginning of the end.

For the man, I mean.

Well, I'm certainly not gonna give up
smiling just so you won't get upset.

Very well.
I can't hold you against your will.

But if you insist on going,
I must ask you

to give me back the things
I gave you.

- You mean the jewellery?
- Penny, not so loud!

- Well, you gave them to me.
- Well, on a temporary basis.

Certainly not as a farewell gift.

- Penny, I must have them back.
- That isn't fair.

Where did you put them?

Get him!

Wait!

I know you're not gonna believe this,

but I haven't the slightest idea
where those came from.

You're right. I don't believe you.

Wait a minute. Why not?
It's the truth.

Get him!

What are you doing here?
This is for women!

Glad you guys showed up.

Handcuff them together
and bring their things.

I'm sorry.

- Are you mad at me?
- Why would I be mad at you?

- Well, you missed your plane.
- Right.

- Then they took your luggage.
- Yeah.

And they think you stole the jewels.

- Yeah, that's right.
- And they have your passport.

I almost forgot that one.

Well, see,
then you should be mad at me.

- All right, I'm mad at you.
- You really didn't have to tell me that.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I had to put the jewellery
in your pocket. I had no choice.

Well, he gave it to me.
And I was just taking it along.

And besides,
it's not worth all that much.

- How do you know that?
- Well, because a guy

with some government job
who's got a shoebox for an apartment

wouldn't give me real jewellery
unless it wasn't real, right?

If that's true, why is he still holding us
now that he has it back?

Penny Parker,
you're holding something back.

It was just one ring.
How much could it be worth?

If he'd asked me nicely,
I would have given it back to him.

But he had to go and show up
at the airport with all those policemen

and make me look like
some kind of criminal.

Hold it, wait a minute. Okay, fine.
Why my pocket?

Well, you were the closest
one around.

All right. Why hide it?

Oh, I knew he'd try
to take them from me.

He always does
when he gets mad at me.

- What are you looking for?
- I'm looking for a way out of here.

Well, why? You didn't do anything.
They'll probably let you go soon.

Maybe, but I can't afford
to take that chance.

Besides, they've got
something of mine.

- I want it back.
- So we're both in the same fix.

Grab that chair.

Well, why don't I get two chairs,
and then we can both sit.

It's not for sitting.
Never mind the chair.

Excuse me.

Hey, that's good! Cheap wall.
We just poke our way right out of here.

It's a baggage conveyor belt.

There's no way I can just poke
through this chicken wire.

Damn!

It was a nice thought, though.

All right, bend these out. We're gonna
make them into a figure eight.

Well, what are you gonna do
with a figure eight?

You ever been to a rodeo?

Sort of. I was Queen
of the Future Farmers once.

Later. Later.

All right.

Good.

Now I know why you asked
about the rodeo.

You're gonna lasso
the conveyor belt.

I sure am gonna try.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

I've gotta have my purse!

- It's just like the ride at Disneyland.
- Will you keep your head down?

Economy class.

Well, that was fun. Now what?

Good question.
Darned good question. Taxi!

Correct. I want both their descriptions
sent to all border posts

and police patrols immediately.

They have escaped custody and are
to be considered enemies of the state.

Ah, Stepan.

At ease.

At ease.

Well, if it's about the girl,
uncle, I can explain.

Oh, yes, that's Penny Parker,
the nightclub dancer.

What is a little interesting to me is

why, after all the women
you have known,

you were trying to prevent this one
from going home.

Well, she's a very special woman,
uncle.

And I gave her some of Mother's
jewellery, just to wear.

You did what?

I gave her some of Mother's jewellery,
just to wear.

Mother said you gave it to her
and that it was just paste.

- So I figured...
- That paste is worth 700,000 leva!

- What?
- The jewels you loaned out

to this bubbleheaded girl
are part of the crown jewels

of the German House of Hanover.

- Well, how did you get them?
- It is unimportant how I got them.

- Who has them now?
- I do.

All but the ring,
but I'll get it back, uncle. I promise.

You had better. They are part of our
security, which is already in jeopardy.

Our security? I am confused, uncle.

I will try to unconfuse you.

Some documents were stolen
from this office and then returned.

We must assume the underground
has them copied on microfilm.

The documents reveal the numbers
of the Swiss bank accounts

of some of us in this department.

This job pays almost nothing
and demands our blood.

Just to live it is necessary
to skim a little here and there.

And the jewellery
is part of the skimming.

- A small part, yes.
- A small part?

Seven hundred thousand leva.

I can see
where that could be embarrassing.

It could be fatal.

- For both of us.
- But I have done nothing.

- I'm innocent.
- Perhaps.

But unfortunately, your name appears
on one of those Swiss bank accounts.

- Number 1779, to be precise.
- They'll send us to Siberia.

Not if we recover the microfilm,
which is the only evidence against us.

You have been monitoring
the underground, have you not?

Yes. We identified
a man named Burak.

He may be a contact man. He spends
his days playing chess in the park.

I let him run,
hoping he'd lead us to the others.

Pull him in. Persuade him
to tell us what he knows.

- What if he won't talk?
- He must talk, Stepan.

If he does not,
you can forget about Siberia.

It's going to be a cigarette and a
blindfold in the courtyard downstairs.

He must be made to talk.

You don't mean torture?

I mean whatever is necessary.

You know,
I never could learn to play chess.

Come!

You are supposed to be
out of the country.

What happened? Who is she?

- She's a very close friend.
- Hi, I'm Penny--

- The militia are hunting you.
- Yeah.

- Could I borrow one of your earrings?
- Sure.

- Now, where is--?
- Hey!

I'll get you another one.

Where is the microfilm?

- Safe.
- But where is safe?

It's with a friend of hers.

Fortunately, he doesn't know
what he has.

- This friend. Does he have a name?
- Stepan. Stepan Frolov.

Major Stepan Frolov?
State Security?

- Nephew of General Petrovich?
- Yeah, that's him.

You said some guy
with a government job.

Figures.

Can I keep these for a souvenir?

Why does Frolov want her?

He gave her some kind of jewellery.
Now he wants it back.

This jewellery. Can I see it, please?

Frolov will do anything
to get this back.

Oh, come on.
It can't be worth that much.

It's worth a fortune.

It is part of the treasure
that his uncle looted from the state.

How do you know that?

It was evidence in the documents
we got from his office safe.

You mean Stepan gave me jewellery
his uncle stole?

And uncle wants it kept secret,
right?

That and many other secrets.

It is all on the microfilm
we placed in your hands today.

Holy cow!

Can you hide her till I get it back?

You're a SPY!

Just a couple of hours.
That's all I need.

I do know a place. Follow me.

- Are you really a spy?
- I'm just doing a favour for a friend.

Now follow me, but stay behind.

- There they are!
- Go! Go!

Get them! Stop them!

There, on the carousel!

It's hopeless. They've got us.

Not yet, they don't.

To get the brass ring, they've
gotta get on the merry-go-round.

Why aren't we hiding?

We are.

You mean, like, nobody would think of
looking for us right here in the open?

That's the idea.

Okay, that's it. Stepan's apartment.

He only has three rooms.
I dated a regional supervisor once.

You could've put Stepan's
whole apartment in his living room.

But it was really too big.

Stepan's is kind of, you know, cosy.
He had all these great records.

Wait a minute.

What about security?

Oh. Well, only government officials
live there.

I've seen two or three militiamen
walking around.

Oh, and there's a guardhouse
on the corner.

Wonderful.

All right. I want you to stay here
until I come back. Okay?

Well, why his apartment?
I mean, maybe our stuff's at his office.

Penny, think about it.

Those jewels could put him
into a work farm for the rest of his life.

Now, I'm not sure,

but chances are, he'd wanna keep
them away from headquarters.

At least that's what I'm counting on.

Wow, I bet old General Petrovich
is petrified.

Yeah.

MacGyver? You are coming back
for me, aren't you?

I mean, you're not just gonna get
your stuff and bug out on me?

- No, I wouldn't do that.
- I didn't really think you would.

I just have this habit
of trusting people,

and, well, sometimes I think
it's a mistake.

Penny, you say what you think,
and you do what you say.

That's not such a bad policy
in my book.

Maybe.

Sometimes you can get hurt.

Well, no one became a great woman
living in a vacuum.

Am I a great woman?

You got all the makings.

That's the nicest thing
anybody ever said to me.

Well, you're the nicest person
I've ever said it to.

That's for good luck.

We need all the luck we can get.

You are wasting my time
with this stupid attitude of yours.

I want answers.

Your name is Anton Burak.
Widower, no children.

But you do have a sister, Marta.
With a husband and three children.

They are safe in a place
where even you cannot find them.

So do what you will.
I will tell you nothing.

They are living in the mountains at the
home of a shepherd named Patinoff.

This is a picture of your sister.

And, of course, the children.
These were taken yesterday.

The 9-year-old, he looks
like he is a good soccer player.

Maybe not with broken legs.

- And here...
- Stop!

The man came to me
with the password.

Then he came back with the girl.

Name? Description?

American.

Very pretty.

He called her "Penny."

I don't know her family name.

I don't know the man's name.

It is not important, Mr Burak...

...because I think my nephew does.

Is that right, major?

His name is MacGyver.

So she has been using you, Stepan.

She must be an American agent.

- I cannot believe this.
- The microfilm must be among

the things you took from her.
Where are they?

- In my apartment.
- Well, get it! Now!

And, Stepan, if you should happen
to run into this MacGyver again...

- ...shoot him.
- Yes, uncle.

Bouncing around Bulgaria
with Penny Parker

reminded me of playing dominoes.

With every move,
something else might fall.

But the thing is,
it all started so simply.

In for the chess game,
out with the information.

And now here I am
scaling the wall

of a heavily guarded
government building

and breaking into the apartment
of a major in the secret police.

Simple, right?

I'll tell you what's simple. Me.

For getting into that first conversation
with Penny Parker.

But what else could I do?

I mean, a guy just can't be rude.

I mean, how was I to know--?

How was I to know?

My postcard.
I think my tucks starting to change.

MaCGyver!

Hey, are you in there?

It's okay. It's me, Penny.

Let me in.

What are you doing here?

Well, I'm sorry, but the place kept
filling up with the soldiers,

and they were coming over to my table
and buying me drinks.

So I came here.

How did you get out of the place?

Well, I went to the ladies' room
and climbed out the window.

Of course you did.

Why do I ask those questions?

Well, I figured I'd better
come over here

or how else would you find me?

And you know what else?

Right next to the place
was this cute little shop

that had the cutest little dress
in the window.

Wait a minute!

How'd you get into the building?

I came in the front door downstairs.
The doorman knows me.

Oh, and you had to sneak in so nobody
would know you were here.

- And now I...
- It's okay. It's all right.

Did you find
what you were looking for?

Yes, I found what I'm looking for.
Everything but the passports.

Now let's get out of here
before your friend comes home.

- Oh, he never gets home till real late.
- Good.

- Usually.
- Right.

Come on.

I was hoping we wouldn't find you.

I could be shot
for even thinking this.

And I could be shot
for just being here.

So it's time
to start finding a way out.

I want you to get away with this,
at the expense of 700,000 leva but...

You're not getting away with this
and you know it, Stepan.

Now...

...shall we talk about
your American friend

- and the whereabouts of my ring?
- Yeah. It wasn't even yours.

Stolen. Involved in a whole bunch
of really illegal stuff!

Oh, Penny, how did we get ourselves
into all this?

My sentiments exactly.

Kitchen chemistry has gotta be
the way to go here.

See? There you go again.
You and all your...

My recipe
calls for a deep cooking pot,

a dash of pest control,

four measured cups
of soap flakes,

all garnished with tile cleaner
and left to steep.

If you don't watch out,
you're gonna be just like your uncle.

I mean, it was all perfectly simple.

Well, suddenly spying and stealing
and jewellery and...

I wasn't spying-

What do you call it?

Now what I need
is a time-delay fuse.

A healthy ladle
of lard will do for starters.

Covered with a single layer
of newspaper.

Sprinkled with crystal
of oven cleaner.

And all left to marinate
under a soft flow of natural gas.

So I do want the ring back, and I also
want your accomplice, Mr MacGyver.

- He's not my accomplice.
- There's no use to lie, Penny.

I know about him. You used me.

The two of you
were working together as spies.

I'm not a spy!

We met for the first time at the airport.
I was just standing in line.

If that is true, he has nothing to fear
from us. And neither do you.

You can speak out freely.
Where is he?

Right here.

Mr MacGyver, I commend you.
May I take this as a surrender?

Not just yet.

Look outside the window.

- Give up?
- Sort of.

The building is surrounded.

Well, I certainly would hope so,
or you wouldn't be doing your job.

Then you must also know that there
is no escape for you. It's over.

The information that was passed
on to you, I take that now, please.

No, I don't think so.

I'm not a man who likes violence,
Mr MacGyver.

That's great. Neither do I.

- Move away, Penny.
- What are you gonna do?

Well, the cliche thing to be done here
is for him to blow my kneecaps off.

If necessary.

Are you both crazy?

Come on, Frolov, let her go.
She's told you the truth.

And capturing me, an enemy of the
state, ought to be enough, right?

What have you done?

Burnt the roast!

Sorry.

Penny, grab a bathrobe.
We'll mingle with the tenants.

A bathrobe.
I thought I said, a bathrobe.

This is the nicest one I have.

There's Stepan's car.

- I'm gonna have to hot-wire it.
- Maybe not. It was on the dresser.

Amazing!

They will try to make it
to the Greek border.

I have alerted our border stations.

They have a full description
of both fugitives.

- And your car, sir.
- Good.

But not good enough.

Now, with the gasoline they have,

they should run out
somewhere in that area.

Now, I want men stationed out of sight
at every gasoline station in that circle.

Then I want our people to search
every farm tract from here to here,

especially the turnoffs
to the main highway. Understood?

Yes, sir. There is no way
they can get through now, sir.

There is always a way. We just have
to make certain they won't find it.

You know, it's so beautiful up here.
It's so peaceful.

Yeah, just like in a storybook, right?

You know, I really like you.
You understand me.

We're on the same wavelength.

Well, that worries me.

It also worries me that
we're running on an empty gas tank.

Well, why don't we
just get some more?

Oh, sure, sure, we can just drive
right on into a gas station

in the middle of the night
and ask them to fill up a KGB car.

Hey, I know
where we might get some.

I'm all ears.

Car two, have you reached
the western sector yet?

- We are almost at the checkpoint, sir.
- Good.

Make sure you have enough men.
I don't want them to slip through.

I'm heading east.
I have an idea I want to check out.

Penny.

There's no gas can in there.

Well, gee, that's where it was
the last time.

Nice duds.

It's all I could find.

Miss Parker,
whose place is this anyway?

Step-en's uncle. Stepan used
to bring me here on weekends.

We'd ride motorcycles
in the hills and...

Wait a minute! I remember now.
About the gas.

The can was almost empty,
so Stepan took it down to get it...

...refilled.

- I'm sorry.
- No problem. No problem.

Everyone forgets something
once in a while.

You're sweet, but I...

Wait a minute!

There's that machine
that they use to plough with.

- A tractor?
- Yeah!

They keep it in the shed
on the other side of the hill.

Don't tractors run on gas?

They've been known to.

Penny, Penny, Penny.

Look, you're terrific.
I mean, you're really great.

- But I'll go, all right?
- But, MacGyver--

No, no, no, no, I insist.
It's my duty as--

Oh, swell!
You're not gonna shoot us, are you?

Shoot you? Why?
For stealing my car?

Destroying my career?
Collaborating with a spy?

- Stealing state secrets?
- Oh, come on, Stepan.

You and I both know this has nothing
to do with state secrets.

We will not discuss the nature
of the things missing.

The main thing is, I've found you.

Yeah, by the way,
how did you find us?

I estimated how far the gas
in my car would take you.

And this place was within range.

I took a chance
that Penny would remember it.

I did.

Stepan, we had a nice time.

And I don't think very much
of the way you're using it against me!

For the first time in my life,
I'm thinking like a professional.

By what? Defending corruption
in your government? Nice.

I have no choice.

I don't think that's quite true.

It's a matter of conscience, Steve.

- You do have one of those, don't you?
- I thought he did. Once.

And here's the ring
you wanted so badly.

And whatever you think, I'm not a spy.
I wouldn't even know how to do it.

Penny!

Believe me, all I ever wanted
was to keep you with me.

Well, then why don't you
let her go, Steve.

In fact, why don't you
let us both go.

- Are you crazy?
- It's been rumoured.

I must ask you
to give me the microfilm.

I would do as he asks.

You have done well, Stepan.

Much better than I had thought.

Now finish the job.

- Sir?
- Kill them.

What? But why?

Because I am compromised
as long as they live.

You know, Stepan, I think
you're a part of that compromise.

No good, Mr MacGyver.

Stepan has only to gain
by my favour and my position.

He poses no threat to me.

But Penny, she's done nothing.
I believe that now.

It is not what she has done.
It is what she knows, Stepan.

Success always has its price.

I want no witnesses, uncle.

- Where are your men?
- Good.

Already beginning to think
like a bureaucrat.

They're at the crossroads.

They have orders to wait
there for ten minutes, then come.

At which time, we will tell them it was
necessary to shoot these spies

- who tried to escape.
- Smart. That's real smart.

Yes, he is.
He's always been real smart.

Stepan!

Nice shot, Steve!

Oh, Stepan, you're wonderful!

Kids, I hate to break this up,

but we do still have to get past
the general's men.

Let's take the general's car.

I grew up not far from here.
There is a small road

that leads around the main highway.
They'll never see us.

- You're really coming with us?
- Actually, I can even pay our way.

I have Swiss bank account
number 1779.

Let's hope you live long enough
to spend it.

They escaped in my car.
Did you see that?

They can only be heading
for the border. Quickly!

We've got company.

You think this thing
can outrun that command car?

I don't think so.

I was afraid of that.

Penny, I want you
to take this wheel.

Drop it in behind that truck up there.
You ready?

It's like a real spy thing,
isn't it?

- What are you gonna do?
- Just get as close to that truck

- 8S YOU can.
- All right.

Gosh, this is just like the movies.

Now, the only way I saw to keep us
ahead of this game

was to work up some kind of
highway hazard.

That's where the hose comes in.

You see, diesel exhaust
is loaded with hydrocarbons.

Now, if you mix hydrocarbons
with water,

you get what scientists
call immiscible liquid.

Immiscible, that means water
and oil don't mix.

Go faster!

- All right, come on!
- We're coming, MacGyver.

Now, this hydrocarbon and water
thing I've explained is a fact.

But, in order to get it to work right,

I needed enough diesel oil floating
on top of enough water.

It's kind of tricky.

Of course, one never knows
unless one tries.

Just look at us, will you?
Aren't we something?

- You did great.
- I can't believe I did it!

Okay, under this fence
we should be in Greece.

All right, let's go.

Howdy!

Do you wish to enter Greece?

I was kind of hoping
we were already there.

Passports, please.

You know, somehow I knew
you were gonna ask that.

Constantine! Is it you?

Penny.

- Penny Parker!
- Hi!

Penny Parker.

Every time she smiles.

We should have known.