All language subtitles for MIDICA

It's just a sunny day.

>> I was just a girl from music school.

Kind of a dork, like everyone else.

At school, I met Mal and Ben. We became

best friends, bandmates, a songwriting

trio, my tribe.

Now we live together and make music

together in a cool house in Malibu.

Mal's uncle owned it to us for the

summer. I really love it here.

We were living the dream. But wait, I'm

getting ahead of myself. Now, it's time

to jam.

>> Yeah.

>> That might be the single.

>> That was orgasmic.

>> Uh, yeah, yeah, I think it's sounding

great. Let me just work on some

harmonies.

>> We all got day

Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird

neighbor, doing sound design. Melanie

was producing at a rock label, and I

was, well,

waitressing and auditioning, of course.

And now that I was living in LA, there

were endless weddings, baby showers, and

family get-togethers.

>> Excited for the big family weekend?

>> Hell no.

>> Well, they love you, and so do we.

Love you.

>> Ugh, it's Barry.

>> Hi, Barry. Yes, I know. I didn't forget

two triple red eye lattes, bagels, and

Advil. I'm on my way. Bye.

>> Hey, yeah.

>> Hi.

>> What?

>> The label loved our demo.

>> Yes.

>> They want five more songs, but

full mixes, not GarageBand demos. How

are we ever going to afford this?

>> Uh would Big Barry let us mix at night?

>> Doubt it.

>> Well, what are we talking? Like 10, 20?

>> No, try 30, 40,000.

This label is amazing.

>> Hey, hey, we'll we'll get another shot.

>> Um do you mind feeding Max tonight? I

might be out late.

>> Uh work or hot date?

>> Maybe both.

>> Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?

>> No, maybe the bass player for the

Silicon Beaches.

>> Vanessa Lee?

Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.

>> What, I was the only date guys under 30

or female rockers on tour, if no

strings?

>> Yeah, flawless plan, I must say.

>> Hey, Ben.

When my uncle sells his house, free

rent's over.

We have to make this demo.

We have to find the money.

>> Mel works as a studio engineer for one

of the best rock labels in Hollywood.

But her boss gave a whole new meaning to

the word jerk.

>> You want to pump this up?

>> Uh,

yeah.

All right, I'm going to take five.

>> Good luck.

>> Hey, Barry. I was wondering if I could

talk to you about something.

>> Find me the next blockhead yet? You got

good ears, kid. That's what I pay you

for.

>> But actually, that's not what I wanted

to talk to you about. I was wondering if

maybe we could use your studio just for

a few nights.

>> What? You mixing in my studio?

Mel, I got news for you. We got eight

bands with new albums that you're going

to finish.

We'll talk about you in the studio when

things slow down.

Next summer, maybe. Call me Saturday by

9:00 a.m. with notes on those.

And take those morons out on the town.

Limos, bottle service, whatever. Just

make sure they bring us the next album.

>> Yeah, sure.

Sorry. Oops.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

>> Ready to impress, darling?

>> Yeah, I thought they wanted a soprano.

There's like 50 guys here.

>> Do they ever know what they want?

>> Do they, baby?

>> Do they, baby?

>> You've got this.

Alejandra Martin?

Soprano?

I see here you went to Juilliard.

Impressive, but what's your instrument?

>> Violin, mostly. And voice.

>> Violin, handy.

Tina, queue up the spot.

>> Shining clean

that's what it means. Washing those

jeans till they're shiny

and

clean.

>> Nice job. We'll let you know.

>> Another audition bombed. Thank god I had

my friend Steven to help cheer me up. He

was always bailing me out.

And Ben worked for our neighbor at a

video gaming company. He was a little

odd, too.

>> Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big

guy.

>> Not exactly.

>> Dude, it's all over your face. You and

the roommates going at it 24/7?

>> Rob, seriously, it's not like that.

>> take it from a married guy.

Don't ever get hitched. Keep on doing

the dream team. Boom.

>> Soldier, 0958

seconds, you are late.

>> Sir, I

had a son.

>> So, um, how's the booby trap sound

effects going on? We need big boobies,

and I mean big.

>> Yeah, I'll be done today.

>> Attaboy.

See that?

How does it all work with you and those

girls?

>> Work?

>> Yeah, you know, like, I mean,

any jealousy? Are there any rules?

>> Uh, rules?

>> Yeah.

>> I get it. Mum's the word, right?

>> Mum's the word.

>> Sir, I I need to get back to this.

>> Well, you keep up the good work, all

right? And you say hello to those gals

from me.

>> While I was dealing with my life, I had

forgotten something very important.

>> So, how was your date with Vanessa?

>> She play her drums?

>> She wanted to do something romantic, you

know, like dinner. Yuck.

So, I went out with Nick, the label rep,

instead.

>> Oh, and?

>> He's turning 31.

Who knew?

I had to end it.

Allie would kill you if she saw you

doing that.

So, Julie's baby's party is at 2:00.

You're going to come, right?

>> Uh, yeah, sure.

>> Today's the day, isn't it?

>> Yeah.

One year later.

One

shitty drunk driver.

>> Well,

I'll stay home.

We'll hang.

>> No, no, no, I'm okay.

Really.

>> Come to Julie's, maybe?

It's probably better if you're around

people.

>> Hey, Mel, if you become

a big-time music producer, you wouldn't

leave us, would you?

>> Empty.

No matter what happens,

we'll always be together, you, me, and

Allie.

We're family now.

Today was the day Ben's parents died.

Head-on car crash. So awful.

I should have remembered. I should have

been there for him.

We're bandmates. You just don't forget

that kind of stuff.

Hello, everyone. I'm Cassie. I'll be

taking over for Milo today. This is an

advanced class, so I hope you're all

ready to work. All right, let's get

started.

Arms above your head.

Back foot at a 45° angle. Hands

together.

And look to the sky.

Virabhadrasana II.

Warrior II pose.

Open up.

Adjust your foot back.

Now squeeze your glutes.

And lift your abdomen.

Arms up above your head. That's it. Now

breathe. Now release into gravity with

happy baby.

This opens chakras, releases tension,

and heightens sexual awareness. Little

wider, sweetie.

That's it. Perfect.

>> Thanks.

>> Hey. You have amazing potential.

>> You're kidding.

>> No, not at all. You just need to clear

your mind a little bit.

>> It's nice to meet you. Um

>> Cassie. I'm Cassie.

>> I'm Melanie. Hi.

>> All right, well, I hope to see you in

class again.

>> Okay.

I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, totally.

>> Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.

>> So, I met the most amazing girl today.

>> Oh. Well, so you're ready to settle down

now? Get a little condo in West

Hollywood? She's What happened to no

strings?

>> Stop, okay? Really?

>> Hi, cutie.

Okay, so you two would make a really

cute couple. When you getting married?

>> Very funny.

>> You know you're my favorite cousin,

right?

>> You know I'm serious, right?

>> Yeah, I am getting a beer. Do you?

>> I'll have a soda water, please.

>> Vodka soda double vodka.

>> Honey.

Ah, thank you. It's getting so big.

Okay, she's a total catch. You've got to

admit it.

>> You know, thanks for the tip. You know

he's my roommate, right?

>> Uh, did you see his butt and those blue

eyes? Come on.

You never think about having kids?

>> Maybe.

I don't know. Why are you asking me all

this weird

>> Because you've got to settle down. Look,

I or girl, you just got to take the

plunge.

>> You girls are even crazier than guys in

LA.

>> Oh, really? So, who are you seeing?

>> Nobody.

>> You know, you could try dating somebody

with a day job instead of an amp and a

van. Just saying.

>> I love what I do.

>> Besides, since you and Paul got married,

you guys have been like building an

empire.

>> Uh, you don't think we did this all on

our own? God, no. Thank you, Ben.

>> No, we got help from the trust fund.

>> Trust fund? What trust fund?

>> Yours, mine, and your sister's.

>> The Myrna Rothman trust fund. Every

female in the family inherits a piece,

and when she gets married, she gets to

do whatever she wants with it. She gets

to invest or

travel, party, donate.

>> I thought it was just a myth.

>> So did I, until the check showed up.

>> Who's Myrna?

>> Mhm. She's our great-grandmother. She

wanted all the Rothman girls to have a

little nest egg.

>> And the trust paid for all of this?

>> Yeah, put a down payment on the house,

launched our catering business.

>> And it got us a part-time nanny.

>> So, Myrna's husband made bazillions in

the prophylactic business.

>> Uh, just out of curiosity, how much you

girls get for uh,

I'm not.

>> Well, after taxes, about 450,000,

give or take.

>> 450

This Myrna sounds great.

I've always liked independent women.

>> Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable

future, you know, the trust only works

if you get married to a guy. So, just

find a man that you like and get

married.

Otherwise, you're going to end up

working for someone for the rest of your

life.

>> Just doesn't seem right.

>> What do you mean right? You deserve it.

Get married. Get the money.

>> While they were at Julie's, I left my

family early. I had some news of my own.

>> Hey, you're back early.

>> Uh yeah, I uh

I kind of had to leave.

I did a terrible thing.

>> Yeah, Oscar is so not for me. He's

old-fashioned, conservative.

>> not some flashy LA guy. Oscar is husband

material. He loves his family, owns a

great business, plus he and your dad

watch football like all the time.

>> What?

>> And he's hot.

He gives me

night sweats every time I look at him.

Oh, I better go check on my husband.

>> Yeah, you do that.

>> Allie.

>> Hi, Oscar.

>> How are you?

>> Good, hey. How are you?

>> Fine.

You look

beautiful.

Come on. I want to hear everything about

LA.

Let me get you a drink.

>> I did my part. Now, it's up to Oscar.

>> Uh

it's good to have you home.

Just like old times.

>> Yeah.

That feels good.

Being here. Oscar was one of those great

guys. So handsome, sweet, and totally

not right for me.

>> Allie.

I know we dated in high school, and you

almost seemed like a villain years ago.

But, I've always loved it here, and

there's just been one person missing.

>> Oscar, please.

>> I love you.

I have always loved you.

Allie,

will you marry me?

I promise I'll make you happy.

Please say yes.

>> My career was important, and I didn't

just want babies and family barbecues.

>> Is that a yes?

>> He's so dependable.

>> All those are dependable. I want a man

that I'm crazy about. Love grows.

>> Oscar is a good man.

>> Yes, and he will make someone else very

happy.

Just give me one good reason why you

won't marry him.

>> Because

>> I told my mom the biggest lie of my

almost adult life.

>> Because, Mom, I'm engaged.

>> WHAT?

ALLIE,

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

>> MY HIGH school boyfriend proposed, and

my whole family was pressuring me.

I just saw my whole life unfolding, you

know, babies, diapers, so so many

diapers.

>> So, you said you were

>> getting married.

Yes. Yes, I lied. I totally lied lied

lied, and they were so

happy.

>> Yeah, but wait, married to who?

No freaking way.

>> Oh my goodness.

>> His name just popped into my head, I

swear.

I I need to call my family. I

I mean, I need a drink first.

>> We've got to do something.

>> We? No, no, no, there's no we here.

You're the fiance.

>> Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.

>> Oh god.

>> For a marrying Ben almost sounded good.

>> That's what Julie said.

>> Wait.

>> I'm kidding.

>> I'm not.

Let's get married.

>> Huh? What? Who?

>> You, me, Mel. The three of us.

>> We just found out that if I get married,

I inherit a bunch of money from a family

trust fund.

>> $450,000

just for getting hitched to a guy that

>> Oh my god. Mel, is this true?

>> Mhm.

>> Girls,

this is the answer.

Two brides,

one groom.

>> You've been spending way too much time

talking to Chris about his three-way

lesbian fantasies. I told you, we're

just not into it. Mhm. No.

>> Uh but wait a second.

I kind of want to hear this little

scheme. You have 1 minute, Ben.

>> Okay.

Uh so, first Mel tells her family that

after years of friendship, she and I

fell in love and eloped. Mel gets the

trust money, produces a kick-ass demo,

and we are on our way. I'm talking

Grammys, multi-platinum albums.

>> Okay, keep talking, especially about

that Grammy part.

>> Okay, so then Ali and I, we have a big

wedding. I'm talking grandma,

the cousins.

Bet your mom already put a wedding

announcement in the paper.

Listen,

ladies,

the trust money

will let us stay together and work on

our music.

Me and my bandmates,

who just happen to be my two beautiful

brides.

>> god, this so is your lesbian fantasy.

>> No, no, no. It is a career move for all

of us.

>> So, you're saying you would actually go

through a real wedding?

>> It's one weekend, then back to normal.

>> Normal.

Right.

>> I don't know. My parents would figure it

out.

>> married before they can say mazel tov.

Mel,

this is your chance. Okay, produce a hit

record, make it in the big time. Yeah,

maybe work with Pharrell.

>> Ben, wait. What do you get out of all

this?

>> Uh if the record's a hit, I get to quit

my day job.

And you know, we get to

stay together.

Us, this

little family of ours.

Uh I want that.

>> You know, we already raise a dog and

share a Netflix account. Come on, our

odds are better than most couples.

>> We're not a couple, we're a trio.

>> This semantics. Are we going to do this?

>> You're crazy, but I'm in.

>> Allie.

>> Forgive me, God.

>> I'm in.

>> So, that was it. The double wedding plan

was in motion. Except we forgot about

one new person in the mix.

Cassie.

>> Hey. Well, I guess it didn't scare you

off.

>> No, I've been trying to make it every

day.

>> Have you? Wait, did you go to my 8:00?

>> I'm sorry. I switched it to 10:00.

>> Oh, yeah, yeah. You weren't there.

Oh.

Sorry.

>> Oh, I got it.

Hey, you live on Ocean. I live on Dune.

>> No way. Well, hey, neighbor.

We should hang out sometime.

>> Sure. Yeah, I'd like that. Um do you

like biking?

>> Love hiking. Love love love it.

>> Well, I meant biking, but uh actually,

why don't you come over to my place

tonight for a barbecue? Yeah, Milo's

having some people over.

>> Oh, Milo.

>> Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a

year to teach. So, uh some friends are

throwing him a little going-away.

>> Oh, he's moving. Bummer.

Uh yeah, I'd love to come.

>> All right, cool. Well, I probably should

mention um my friends are hardcore

vegetarians.

>> I love hardcore vegetarians.

>> All right, cool. Well,

I'll see you later then.

See you. Bye.

>> Mel was smitten.

>> Mel, dating your yogi. Ohm shanti.

>> So, listen, Mel.

Try not to talk too much about work,

okay? Think two-way conversation, all

right?

>> Just make her laugh. That's what women

want.

What?

>> Seriously? As if you know what women

want. No, Mel. Women like to be listened

to.

>> Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.

No, show her you have some empathy.

>> What have you ever listened to a woman?

>> What What do you What do you mean?

>> Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing

your issues into my date, okay? I'm just

going to a

vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian

barbecue, okay? No big deal.

>> He doesn't know the first thing about

women.

No.

>> Off with the scarf. Hmm, the hair. Let's

loosen this up.

There. Hot.

>> How the hell do you do that?

>> It's in the genes, sister. We're not

talking Old Navy. Shh, everybody.

She's here.

>> Hi.

>> Come on in.

>> Cassie, this is Ben and Ali, my

roommates.

>> Hello. Nice to meet you.

>> Hi, I'm Ben.

>> Oh, hi.

>> Great earrings.

>> Hey, where are you from?

>> Mel says you teach yoga.

>> Oh, can I get you a beer?

>> have you lived in Malibu?

>> Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?

>> Um

I'm actually from San Francisco. A beer,

no thanks. I teach Ashtanga yoga, and

yes, I am wearing Narciso. Okay. Ready?

Bye.

>> Ladies.

Hi. Listen, we're um we're having a

little

get-together tonight at our our place,

and we were hoping you and your friend

would be friendly and and join us.

>> Maybe some other time. Thank you,

though.

>> If you change your mind, we're here. As

in um

right here.

>> Friendly neighbors.

Yeah.

You have no idea.

>> Such a cute couple.

>> Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.

>> Hi. We've got drinks inside, food's over

there, and um everything's totally

vegan.

>> Thank goodness.

>> Hi. Good to see you. How are you?

>> I'm good. Great, actually.

>> You look good. You look happy.

>> I am.

>> What can I get you?

>> I'm going to do two white wines, maybe.

>> Come on, it's a Saturday.

>> First date?

>> Yes, kind of.

>> Nervous?

>> You can say that.

Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.

>> Okay.

>> How about a tequila float? I highly

recommend.

>> All right, I feel like I'm on vacation.

>> Here's to a little first date. Good

luck.

>> Okay. This is beautiful.

>> Okay, love. See you in a bit. Bye.

>> While Mel was busy falling in love, she

was forgetting we had two weddings to

plan. But who can blame her? Who

wouldn't love Cassie? She's pretty damn

hot.

>> I'm really glad we did this.

>> Yeah, me, too.

I had a really good time.

Um

I'd love to

do it again. I mean, hang out, if you

>> I would love that.

>> So, you're coming home with me.

>> Okay.

>> I'm so glad you came with me today.

I really, really like you.

>> Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our

post-college platonic romance.

>> Allie, listen to this. This is new.

Touch,

open up.

And then I

always got you out of love.

So, you blind

and you hide

and believe that's who you are.

Try that with me.

Yeah. One more time.

That's nice.

>> I like that a lot. Yeah.

>> Hey, oh.

>> Nice 18-hour barbecue.

Yes, we had a great time.

And no, you may not ask any questions.

>> Hey.

You seal the deal?

>> That is so not any of your business.

>> Yeah, we totally hooked up.

>> So, you did?

>> Yeah, and it was amazing.

>> Clearly, you followed my advice.

>> Your advice?

You know what? I'll tell you something.

You are so full of You know I know

about this kind of thing.

>> I'm full of it.

>> Yes, absolutely. Uh-huh.

>> Of course, I am.

>> Now it was time to make our bond legit.

Off to find our wedding rings.

>> Let's find one we all like.

And come here, you're in on this, too.

>> Sure.

>> Oh, that's nice. Ali, look.

>> Oh my god, that's gorgeous.

>> How about we just get something fake?

Who's going to know the difference?

>> My family's already upset about the

rushed wedding. You know, the least we

can do is get a decent ring.

>> Ah, give me some slack.

It's tough being the only groom.

>> You know, you don't have a romantic bone

in your body.

>> Is that any way to talk to your fiance?

>> Excuse me. Um, can we see uh these two?

>> Absolutely lovely choice.

>> So, what is your return policy on

wedding rings?

>> Well, we sincerely hope all of our

matches are made in heaven,

but you have 6 weeks for a change of

heart. Full refund, sweetie.

>> Oh my god, Mel, it fits. Try it on.

>> Well, you two make a beautiful couple.

>> Well, no, no, no, no. We're uh we're

just roommates.

>> Oh, you don't have to hide your love

here, sweetie. Now, diamonds are

forever. We believe in tying the knot.

>> Making a commitment is a wonderful

thing, as long as you do it with

diamonds.

>> Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.

This is so expensive, you know?

Well, that that is nice.

>> Okay, how about we split this on three

credit cards? You guys okay with that?

>> Yeah, cool.

>> Sure.

>> All right, well, I'll just go wrap these

up for the three of you.

Be right back.

>> We have the seating charts, the caterer,

music,

>> flowers, bartender,

uh menus.

>> Thank god we're skipping a bachelor

party.

>> Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we

can throw you a bachelorette.

>> No.

>> Here you go.

>> Sure.

>> Oh, thanks.

>> May I just say again, you're a beautiful

couple.

And if that's your sperm donor,

handsome devil.

>> Great news about the demo, man. You're

an artist. It's a gift from Jah.

>> It's going to be great to get back in

studio.

>> Now that you and Ally are getting

married, is Ally giving it to you?

>> Bro, we're like brother and sister.

Seriously, Rollie, there's nothing going

on. You

>> Haven't you ever had a platonic

relationship with a woman?

>> With a woman, yeah. With a babe like

Ally, dude, no way. Just couldn't work.

It'd be a waste.

She's definitely a cool girl. I mean,

she's beautiful, she's smart. And that

body is just sick.

I've even created my own mantra for her,

dude. Ally, Ally, Ally, om.

You wouldn't care if I asked her out,

right?

>> Wait.

You want to ask Ally out?

>> Yeah, maybe.

>> Like on a date?

>> Like food, beverage, music, maybe even

some weed, like a nice date. What's the

problem?

>> What's the problem? What are you

thinking?

>> I'm thinking she's hot and I'm not

interested in being her platonic buddy.

That's your job, dude.

>> Look, forget it, okay?

You guys never work.

I Ally's a lesbian, by the way.

>> She just told me.

>> kidding me.

>> Yeah. Tragic.

>> What?

>> It's her choice.

We got to respect that.

>> Oh.

>> So, the next morning I got a package. My

mother's wedding dress. She sent it. It

was all getting very real.

Dress rehearsal time. Mel and Ben were

waiting to see me in it.

Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who

cheated on me? I was nervous as hell.

Who wouldn't be? Anyway, we had to go

through with the plan.

So,

do I look like a real bride?

>> You look incredibly beautiful.

Wow.

Yeah, you do.

What?

Hey, Mel, look.

Oh my god, Julie did this.

>> What are you guys looking at?

>> Uh Cassie, you're

super early.

>> Wait, what does that banner say?

>> Uh my cousin

she has a like weird sense of humor.

I'll be right there.

>> Okay.

Nice dress.

>> Uh

yeah, thanks. It's for a

musical theater

wedding thing.

>> Mel, should tell Cassie.

>> What?

Just casually mention to the person that

you're newly dating that you're actually

getting married this weekend to your

roommate? No, that sounds like an

awesome date.

>> Hey, dance with me.

What? I need to practice. Come on.

>> Melanie.

>> Hey, what's up?

>> Chad, I I was

>> Uh we're still on for Thursday, right?

>> Yep.

>> Cool. Later.

>> Mhm.

Friend.

Yeah, he's a

just a bass player who works at a coffee

shop. He's kind of a dork, actually.

Mhm.

>> What a dog.

>> I know, right? Total dog.

>> I meant Ben.

>> Oh god, I'm so sorry. You know,

sometimes I just want to strangle him,

you know?

>> Hey gorgeous, long time. Hey

>> Dua Lipa.

>> You smell good.

You're coming to my show, right?

No excuses, it's my birthday. I'm

spinning.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Fantastic. Maybe we'll do a spa day

first.

I'll call you tomorrow.

>> Let me guess, another dorky music

friend.

>> Yeah, she

We just

>> Anybody want a beer?

Shots of tequila? Several shots, maybe?

>> Actually, I'm going to go home.

It's been a long night.

That was a nightmare.

>> Girl, that ship is going to sail.

>> Go talk to her.

>> Oh, look at that. Mel sweet-talks her.

You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl

I'd bring home to mom and you, of

course. You, then Cassie.

>> Yeah, that's if you were taking girls

home to mom.

>> Apart from some side drama at the club,

our two weddings were moving along right

on schedule.

>> Yesterday was amazing.

>> Way way better than most stag parties.

>> Wedding rocked.

>> So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?

>> Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.

But,

now, darling,

it's time.

>> What, now?

>> She's right, let's do it.

>> Just call mommy dearest, tell her you

got married, and uh

hit by lightning, you're going to do

fine.

>> Hello?

>> Mommy, hi. It's Melanie.

>> Sweetheart, how are you? I was just

going to call you.

>> I have some news.

>> Honey, is it just finger again?

>> No, mom, I am

I got married.

>> I know I'm Hillary Clinton.

>> No, it's true, we had a simple ceremony

last night. Yeah, mom, I'm married.

>> Ann,

PICK UP THE PHONE

RIGHT NOW!

DAD!

I'M MARRIED!

OH, GOD DAMN IT, DAD!

>> WHAT'S THIS ABOUT MARRIED?

>> YES, Ben and I were so in love we

couldn't wait, so our our friend Steven,

he's a minister,

>> today

to bring together Mel

and Ben

in holy matrimony

Mel

do you take this fantastically dressed

sex pot of a man?

>> I do.

>> You may kiss the bride.

>> Allie was my maid of honor and she also

played the bongos which is really weird

because nobody knew that she could play

the bongos.

Oh yeah, it was so spiritual. Magical

almost. I mean I feel so blessed to have

you know friends like these and Ben

feels the same way.

>> My husband.

>> Not yet.

Not yet.

Mel, seriously

cut the crap. All right, you got

married.

>> Yes, Daddy.

>> Mazel tov. I mean to who? Nick?

>> No.

>> That drama? Vince?

>> No, no, not Vanessa. I mean Vince.

Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate. We're

in love.

So I said um

the heck.

>> What the heck? That's something that you

say when you buy a sandwich, not get

married.

I I I I mean besides

isn't he a gay?

>> No, Daddy, he's not a gay. Okay, stop

it.

>> I always knew there was something going

on between the two of you.

>> Benjamin.

>> I remember him. Yeah, yeah, sort of. Uh

anyway, he's got a really good Jewish

name.

>> Actually, he's Irish Catholic.

>> Irish Catholic?

Good him.

What's he do?

>> Sound designer, computer stuff.

>> Wonderful, he's employed.

>> Thank god he's not a musician.

>> Um he's a great guy, handsome, smart.

>> When are you bringing him home,

sweetheart?

>> Never or I mean next year maybe. Give

just give everyone my love, okay? Bye

Mom, love you. Love you. Love you. Bye.

They sounded so

>> happy. All because of a wedding, wow.

>> How many friends share a ring?

>> And a groom.

>> Sit.

Here, I'll sing the low part.

You like it?

>> Yeah.

>> I wrote it for you.

Yeah, I thought thought it'd be great

for your voice.

My mom always said I was an idiot, you

know, for

for hurting you.

>> Your mom was a wonderful person.

And so was your dad.

I can't imagine what it was like to lose

them both.

>> You guys,

I need your help. We have thank yous to

write.

>> On it.

>> Aw.

You two playing together reminds me of

our first gig, freshman year.

>> We were terrible.

>> He's not a bad person, you know.

He was just kind of young.

I'm Goober.

>> My sweet baby girl.

>> Te vesito moza, hija. Hermosa.

>> Mama, por favor, please. You said you

wouldn't get emotional.

>> It's just that I am so happy.

My youngest is getting married.

>> Mama, please, please.

>> Oh, I'm going to miss you, you know.

>> Friend of the bride?

>> Ever since fourth grade.

>> For me, it was love at first sight.

>> I know what you mean.

>> First of all, do you, Alexandra Martin,

take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,

to be your lawfully wedded husband?

>> Do you feel

different?

>> I I don't know.

How do you feel?

>> Me?

Uh

starving.

Yeah, let's hit the after-party.

>> It's our wedding reception, not an

after-party.

>> Right. Sorry.

Really?

>> Excuse me. Gather around, please.

Ben and Ali,

we'd like to give you our blessings

and celebrate this day with family

and friends.

We are so happy for both of you.

And

we welcome you, Ben,

to our family.

Even if yours isn't here anymore,

don't you worry, son.

We're your family now.

>> They would have made my mom and dad

really happy.

Wow, my dad really has a way with women.

Oh, if you only knew.

>> Wow.

>> What is all this?

>> It's just some stuff that we ordered for

the house.

>> Three blenders?

>> Yeah, You, we couldn't decide if we

wanted a

titanium heads or a 10-speed.

>> That's the golf clubs, now.

>> Weed whacker? Wait, do you guys even

garden?

>> Cassie, we need to talk.

>> We'll give you some space.

>> I don't quite know how to say this, but

a couple of days ago I got married to

Ben. Just as friends, totally as

friends.

>> What? Wait, what are you talking about?

>> And Ali

also got married, coincidentally to Ben.

Just last Saturday in San Diego. I was

her maid of honor, but Ben and I just

had this small intimate commitment

ceremony. It wasn't a big deal.

>> What do you mean no big deal?

>> Well, I mean I can explain because it's

about this trust fund. It's not real,

it's just for the demo.

>> Wait, what what's going on here? I

thought we were on the same page.

>> I am. We are on the same page. I just

have to keep this wedding thing going

for a little while longer for my family.

>> Okay, this is insane.

You know how I feel, and you went and

staged a fake marriage for money. And

I'm supposed to be okay with that.

>> Listen.

>> No, you listen. I've had to put up with

your multiple dating, your bisexuality,

and your high sugar diet, which makes

you frankly damn moody. But I'm not

going to put up with a husband, or a

wife for that matter, or whatever it is

you guys are doing.

Are you polygamists? Is that what you

are?

Why don't you just tell me you were

polygamists? I mean, you can do whatever

you want in Utah, but why didn't you

just tell me?

>> No, we are not polygamists. Why does

everybody think that?

>> Well, maybe because there's three of

you, and you're all married.

I don't know, I'd call that crowded.

I don't know where I fit into all this.

So, I'm leaving. Enjoy your multiple

blenders and your weed whackers, and

whatever else you polygamists do.

>> Wait, wait, wait, Cassie, wait up.

>> Oh, you're not my daughter.

I don't like you,

>> I'm uh

>> Oh my, those shorts are very short.

Sweetheart.

Sweetheart.

>> Mom!

>> Hello there sweetheart, we just had to

talk.

>> They ambushed me.

>> Hi.

>> Hi I made a brisket.

Would you let me bring it on the plane?

>> Oh my god.

Oh I'm so happy for you.

>> I got to get a drink.

>> I got it. Yeah, yeah.

>> Go get the wedding pictures.

>> My eyes still aren't

stuck.

>> Go get the pictures, the wedding

pictures.

>> So how do you know my daughter?

>> Oh she's my

personal trainer. I'm doing a triathlon.

>> Wait, it doesn't fit me, it's fit size

for you. I'm sorry.

>> Oh.

>> Hey Cassie, could you go hide the

presents?

>> What was that dear?

>> Oh what a day for Mel and Ben.

>> Oh.

>> Bring it in buddy, we got some drinking

to do.

Hey Mel Mel.

>> Hey Mel, congrats.

>> Julie, the baby's leaking, honey.

>> So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?

>> Yeah, happened kind of fast, yeah.

>> Ben Ben, where is your family dear?

>> They passed away.

>> Oh I am so sorry Ben.

Well we are your family now sweetheart.

>> Th- thanks, that feels good.

>> Oh so where are those wedding videos?

>> Uh they're in my

our our bedroom.

>> All right, now I'm confused. Which room

is Ben and Mel's?

>> I it's that one.

>> Oh sweetheart, I'll put the presents in

there.

>> Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a second.

Can you go to my room and put Uh, some

of Ben's stuff in there and hide all

pictures of me and Cassie.

>> Got it.

You want to help?

>> Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's

in every nook and cranny.

>> I swear I think they're multiplying.

>> Well,

you weren't ripped out of a warning.

>> You think they'll stay all night?

>> Try all weekend.

>> This was not in my pre-nup.

>> Welcome to my crazy family.

>> Preston, get in here before I bite you.

Okay, buddy? Come on.

So,

tell me what's all this business about

eloping?

Hm? Nothing urgent, was there?

>> No, sir. No,

we were just ready to tie the trust. I

mean, uh, not.

>> So pretty. Tiny.

>> Ben seems to be getting along with

Daddy.

>> And he would like it was like kind of

like a bottle, and he would like put the

condom over the

>> Coffee, anyone?

>> Oh, hm.

>> I'll take a sanka.

>> So sweet. Were you surprised? Or were

you in on their little secret?

>> Mel didn't breathe a word.

>> Oh.

>> That's what you need is a safe condom.

>> I did not think that they would show up.

I'm so sorry. I should have told you

before.

>> You're in pretty deep.

>> Sandy Rothman, mother of the bride.

And you are

Ali's boyfriend?

>> Uh,

hi.

>> Oscar.

>> Oh my gosh, hi. Um,

what are you doing here?

>> I was in the city on business and

thought I'd drop in.

>> Oscar, come and meet my beautiful

daughter Melanie and her husband

>> Been a long time since I've seen you,

Oscar. Like how long? Like forever,

right? Just a couple days? Um, you know,

right now is really not a good time, so

you should just

>> Looks like a party to me.

>> Hey, hey, hey, Oscar. Buddy, uh, it's

great to see you. Hey, a few of my

family just just dropped by

unexpectedly. Hey, Mom, the the dessert

forks are in that top drawer.

>> Oh, how sweet. Already calling you Mom.

>> I thought you didn't have any family.

>> Oh, hi. Sheila Rossman.

>> Oh, hi. Alejandro must have a bigger

family than I thought. Are you Mexican,

too?

>> Oh, oh, of course not, sweetheart. I'm

Jewish.

Oh, he's so cute.

>> Yeah, you know, we should really go hang

out by the pool.

>> No, Julio. You like to salsa. I took

ballroom dancing last year. Come on, let

me show you how it's done.

>> And of course the Mortons came over,

uninvited as usual, carrying our mail.

>> Stan Rossman, father of the bride.

>> Bride?

>> In this place? You got to be kidding.

>> Oh, I put 8 oz of Viagra in the

guacamole.

Always gets a party going.

>> MAX, NO, NO, NO, STOP.

Don't want the Mortons anywhere near my

family and keep everybody away from this

guacamole. There's enough Viagra in here

to kill my grandpa.

>> All around most of the days

you have

to say.

>> Ben, wait.

>> Mhm.

Tracks right here.

Morton's had it.

>> Just stop eating that. Just stop.

>> Okay, we should we open it?

>> No, no, no, no. Let's wait for Ali.

>> I love that Cassette.

You think maybe she's thinking about

moving in?

>> Not that I know of.

>> So, I'm a little confused. Who did you

say got married?

>> Julie and her husband

Pablo. The whole family came in for a

little

reunion, celebration, baby shower.

>> How nice.

>> Oh my goodness.

Oh my GOODNESS. GET UP

NO, NO, NO.

>> SWEET.

>> MATT, STOP.

>> OH MY GOODNESS.

WHAT AN ADVENTUROUS dog you have here.

>> No, no, no.

>> Oh, oh dear.

Oh my goodness.

>> Let me help you up.

>> Oh, that's okay, dear.

>> Be mad.

I don't like lying.

I just want to make it right with you.

>> Mhm, okay.

I got to go.

>> Okay.

You know, I'm having a pretty good time.

I'm much more relaxed than my first

wedding.

Sandy, where do I put the suitcases? How

you holding up?

>> Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst

day of my life.

>> Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you

we couldn't get a reservation till

tomorrow. So we're all staying here

tonight. And it just got worse.

You don't mind, do you, dear?

>> No, no, no, of course not. The more

family the better.

>> We won't be any bother.

And where do you live now, sweetheart?

>> Uh

I uh I actually just uh moved out.

Very recently, in fact. Uh will you

excuse me for a second?

>> Elena had to move out to cover for my

storyline. So uh so my room is now the

guest room. I'm sorry. They never stay.

Could you just please stay at Cassie's

one night, please?

I'll try to catch her.

Cassie?

>> Night, Ben, dear.

>> Mhm.

I'm not used to seeing you like this.

Jesus, I'm so awake.

>> Maybe we should wait till Ali gets here.

>> No, I I I don't think I can sleep. I'm

so jumpy. Open it. Open it. Ali Ali will

be fine.

>> Mhm.

Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's

room.

>> You mean Mel's and Ben's room.

>> Ugh, right. Mind giving me a minute?

>> Yeah. Oh, yeah, babe.

Woo!

Yes.

>> Ugh, this money is going to change our

lives.

>> Mel,

I would marry you again any day.

>> How much guacamole did you have?

>> What?

>> Never mind.

Woo!

>> Ow.

>> What was that?

>> You piece

>> As I walked into the room, I couldn't

believe what I saw.

>> Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage

let them have it.

>> Damn Viagra guacamole or not, they were

both just jerks.

>> 10 years of friendship.

I want an omelet.

Is everything okay?

Oh, honey.

>> When I left that night, our bond was

broken. I felt the worst I'd ever felt

in my entire life. Plus, it was the

second time Ben had done this to me.

>> She never wants to see me again. I've

never had anybody say that to me before.

>> I have. Much worse, in fact.

>> Damn Viagra guacamole.

>> After what happened in college, Ali's

never going to forgive me.

>> And as for my best friend, Mel,

I can't even talk about how much that

hurt.

>> Sorry to disturb, but uh in the midst of

the family orgy last night, I forgot my

audition pages. So.

>> Ali, we need to talk.

>> We were ex- drunk and excited about the

money

>> you were excited. Isn't that just the

way it has to be between best friends

who have sex? While their stupid

roommate moves out to cover for you.

How could you?

>> Ali, please. I'm I'm sorry.

>> No, you know what? You're so full of

Both of you.

>> Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie

a thing, all right? She figured things

out on her own.

And second,

I'm moving out.

I'm staying at Steven's until I can find

a place on my own.

>> Yoohoo! We're on.

We have bagels, lox, and coffee.

All we need is you.

>> Bon appetit.

>> You know, you were roommates first. I'll

move out. Maybe then Ally will come

back.

We really messed up, Mel.

>> That was it. We were broken up, trust

fund or not. And all of us making music

together was definitely over.

I was staying with Steven, starting to

forget about dreams for our band and

hopes for our music.

>> You can stay with me as long as you want

to.

But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a

lease.

>> Okay. Give me a second. So, I finally

called Mel back. She said she had

something to tell me in person.

Hey. Mel.

I got your message.

>> I'm so so sorry.

>> No no no. I I overreacted.

>> No, you had absolutely every right.

>> And then I got an even bigger surprise.

There he was.

>> Guess Mel surprised us both.

>> Mr. Wonderful.

>> So, I asked you guys to come here

because I really wanted to tell you

something

in person.

With the trust money, I

I finished the demo.

And the label loved it.

They want to do a full album with us and

they offered us a huge advance.

>> Really?

>> That's amazing.

>> So, with the trust money, I wanted to

give it back since we don't need it

anymore. You guys okay with that?

>> Yeah yeah, of course.

>> Totally.

>> Allie, they loved your voice and Ben,

your songs.

>> Um the songs are from all of us.

>> The other thing I wanted to tell you was

since we're going to have all of this

money

left over from the advance, I put in a

really lowball offer to my uncle to buy

this house.

And with the economy the way it is, he

accepted.

When I lost you guys,

I actually realized how much you mean to

me.

>> And then Mel asked us to finish the

record.

>> it alone, you know.

>> For real this time.

>> Is that a yes?

>> Yes. Yes.

Come here.

>> Are you guys going to move back in

because that would make me really really

happy?

>> Of course. But I mean, I can only speak

for myself, so.

>> Yeah yeah, yeah. No, we'll make it work

this time.

>> So, that was it. I forgave them. There

was a lot more at stake than a drunken

hookup. It was time to get serious, put

this behind us and make a hit record.

The label was bringing in a big-time

producer from London. Everyone was

nervous. Especially me.

>> Hey Bob, It's Ben. Uh

Sorry, Ben. Um the roadies are unpacking

a bit of gear. You won't mind giving

them a hand, Jeff?

>> Uh no problem. No, you're the producer.

>> Yes, I am.

Listen up, everybody. We have got lots

of work to do, so let's get cracking.

Hello, Tricky.

How are you doing?

>> He's such a prick.

>> Unbelievable. Thinks he's a god. He

produced seven multi-platinum records.

>> Without me.

>> We all got down to making some serious

music.

Ben got a promotion and more deadlines

than ever. So, he was kind of missing

out on being in the studio with us and

hearing the songs that he wrote come to

life.

>> That was beautiful.

May I?

>> Please.

>> Cassie and I were in the same boat. We

were both betrayed. She took off on a

yoga retreat and I was writing music

non-stop. Mostly about love and broken

hearts.

No one knew they were really all about

Ben.

>> Lies and kisses burning like

December.

Freezing in our minds so we

remember.

Tight pulls on my heartstrings take me

under the end.

Washing away regrets of tragic love

letters.

>> What do you guys think?

>> It was awesome.

it's Cassie in Costa Rica.

>> Get it.

>> Hi.

How's Costa Rica?

>> It's good. It's good. Um,

yeah, having a great time out here.

I just wanted to call and say hi

and uh

tell you that I've been

thinking about you.

Really thinking about us.

>> I'm so so sorry.

>> I know

after everything that happened

I was

I was really disappointed and extremely

hurt.

I

haven't felt the way I feel about you in

a really long time.

And

it's a beautiful thing.

And I really don't want to give up on

us.

I uh

I really want to make this work.

I miss you.

>> I miss you, too.

>> Talk soon.

All right.

Bye.

>> So, Cassie and I are talking again.

>> Good.

>> I'm so scared of messing this up.

>> I'll just be honest and try to get her

back. That's the plan.

>> You guys are so cute.

>> Sorry.

>> Hey, which one of you guys called

Cassie?

Well, whoever it thank you.

That evening, it was our last day of

recording.

Things in the studio weren't going very

well.

>> You okay?

>> Why did the label people have to come

today?

>> All right, here we go, everyone.

Last track.

You ready, Ally?

>> Yeah.

>> And this is it. This is a big one. I can

feel it. I can feel the magic.

Hit me with it.

>> Blazing kisses burning like December

>> It's all right, no worries. Uh

Let's uh one more time, yeah?

You got it.

>> Blazing kisses burning like December

>> Believe me, gentlemen, she's not

normally like this.

Ally, come on, get it into gear, yeah?

These people want to pay for your next

record.

>> Yeah, yeah, okay.

>> Can I Can I make a suggestion?

I'm going in.

>> Hey, just leave on his vocals and piano,

just in case.

>> Mhm.

>> Blazing kisses burning

like December

Blazing kisses burning

like December

Freezing in our minds so we remember

Time pulls on my heartstrings saying me

under

me under

Why should we regret some tragic lovers?

>> Take me higher and higher and bring me

down

Higher and higher and bring me down down

down lift me higher and higher and bring

me down

Higher and higher and bring me down down

be my

daydream

Touch every piece of me

Give me my my daydreams

Hidden by a king key

in my my my

daydream

Touch every piece of me

Give me my

my daydreams

Hidden by

a king key

in my

>> Congratulations everybody. That is what

I call a hit record.

Let's open some champagne.

>> You were awesome.

>> I was dying in there. Thank you.

>> No, no, no. You did all the hard work.

She is brilliant. Brilliant, I tell you.

I cannot wait to record a solo album

with her.

You'll be involved in some way, of

course.

Hey Bob.

You know when you lay down the track,

can you put a little bit more bass in

there? Yeah, cuz the highs are starting

to feel a little

high.

>> Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech.

>> Oh, yeah. Sorry. Roger that.

Ben.

Um I'll get one of my guys on it. Kenny?

>> Ben.

>> WHAT?

>> GENTLEMEN, LOOK.

YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.

>> I think it was nerve-wracking.

>> Well, get used to it.

Hey, listen. There's a There's a party

tonight down in Malibu.

And uh

one of my A&R guys is in from London, so

I thought you and I could go down, say a

few hellos.

>> Well, I'm uh

I'm I'm sorry. I uh

I don't think I can go.

>> Uh

Well, yeah, listen, babe. It's uh It's

business.

The head of the label's going to be

there.

>> Okay.

Business.

>> I'll pick you up at 8:00.

All right, guys. Let's get down to some

serious drinking.

Gentlemen,

let's get some CHAMPERS DOWN OUR NECKS.

>> Just admit it. You're still mad about

what happened in college.

>> As if I care. That was 6 years, 2 and

1/2 months, and 3 days ago.

Tuesday.

>> Yeah. See, I'll never live that down.

>> Why should you?

You were a jerk.

>> Yeah, well, here we go.

>> With you and now, there were

circumstances, but in college, you were

just a jerk.

>> Come on, Ally.

What So, what's going on with Nigel

then?

>> What are you talking about?

>> Well, did you sleep with him?

>> It's none of your goddamn business who I

sleep with.

>> Uh yes, it is. We're married.

>> Only when it suits you.

>> Uh, we need to put the past behind us.

Come on, be reasonable.

>> I am a woman.

I don't have to be reasonable, and

that's why you love us.

>> Are you in love with Nigel?

He's such a prick.

>> Nigel actually cares about

>> Oh, Nigel has known you for 3 weeks, and

he cares about one thing, and you know

exactly what that is. I've cared about

you for years. And you're the one who

fell in love with that frat guy like 2

seconds after we broke up.

>> That was to make you jealous.

>> Is that what's going on with Nigel?

>> Quite.

Quite every bit. It's going to happen.

It's going to happen now.

>> He is not good enough for you.

>> No one is.

According to you.

Things are finally starting to look up

for me, and I thought you'd be happy for

me.

>> I am happy for you.

You deserve all of it. It

>> Come on, Ben.

We both know

you'll never know how to be serious.

>> I think I'm losing you. I I I've never

been more serious in my life.

We may be a little different, okay, but

we're a family, okay? Nobody can deny

that.

And we love each other.

>> You hurt me.

>> I know. I know. And And And I want to

make it up to you for the rest of my

life.

>> Marry me.

No, I mean it. No, marry me for real

this time. I can't. I can't imagine one

day in my life without you

in the same room, in the same bed. You,

me,

Mel, Cassi. All of us.

Marry me.

Is that a yes?

Yes, yes, say yes.

You're crazy. Come here. I love you.

Yes. Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Hey, awesome, Ben. I think this calls

for a celebration.

So, just like that, we all became the

big, happy, messy family I always

wanted.

Cassi sent Mel a plane ticket. They were

really back together.

Maybe our dreams will come true.

At least we're having a great life while

trying.

So, Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with

our family and neighbors.

We all got down to making some serious

music.

Cassi moved in.

Max finally has a playmate.

I know we're a little different,

but no matter what anyone else says, I

wouldn't trade these guys for anything.

This is family.

This is my tribe.

>> Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah.

You know you don't really have to go,

yeah.

And I love the way you are, yeah.

Shawty with the vest like DJ Khaled. You

don't know me, JK. No one else but we

special thing I love. Always trying to

flirt, yeah. See you girl, move it, move

it, girl. How you do it, do it, yeah.

Girl, I know I know I got to prove it,

prove it, yeah. On and on and on the DJ

keep playing our song, it makes me think

of you and I.

On and on and on the DJ keep playing our

song, why do I have to say goodbye?

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess there's always tomorrow.

Guess Cuz always Guess there's always

tomorrow.

Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah.

You know you don't really have to go,

yeah.

And I love the way you are, yeah.

Shawty with the vest like DJ Khaled. You

the major key, no one else but we

special thing I love. Always trying to

flirt, yeah. See you girl, move it, move

it girl, how you do it, do it, yeah.

Girl, I know I know I got to prove it,

prove it, yeah. Cuz there's always

tomorrow.

Cuz there's always tomorrow.

Cuz there's always tomorrow.

You the major key, no one else but we

special thing I love. Always trying to

flirt, yeah. See you girl, move it, move

it girl, how you do it, do it, yeah.

Girl, I know I know I got to prove it,

prove it, yeah. On and on and on the DJ

keep playing that song, it makes me

think of you and I.

On and on and on the DJ keep playing

that song, why do I have to say goodbye?

Cuz there's always tomorrow.

Cuz there's always tomorrow.

Cuz there's always tomorrow.

Cuz there's always tomorrow.

There's always tomorrow.