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>> THE RISOTTO'S NOT BAD,
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BUT IT'S NOT WHAT CHEF ZANE DID
BACK AT FORTUNATO.
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HE REPLACED THE ROSEMARY
WITH SAFFRON, FOR ONE THING.
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AND WHAT IS THIS STOCK?
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DID HE GET IT OUT OF A CAN?
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[object thuds lightly]
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>> MY FISH ISN'T BAD.
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>> BUT IT'S NOT GREAT EITHER,
I'M SURE.
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I WARNED YOU AGAINST
THE SNAPPER.
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[light thud]
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>> DO YOU THINK IT'LL CALM DOWN?
>> GOD, I HOPE SO.
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THAT GUY IS A BIT
OF A BLOWHARD, THOUGH, ISN'T HE?
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THE FOOD'S NOT SPICY AT ALL.
YOU CAN BARELY TASTE IT.
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>> MINE'S PRETTY SPICY.
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TRY IT.
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>> MM...I DON'T TASTE
ANYTHING.
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[chuckles]
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>> YOU BEEN THROWING ROLLS
AT ME?
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>> [clears throat]
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UH...IT WASN'T ME.
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>> UH, REALLY...
HE DIDN'T.
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>> I'M SO SORRY SOMEONE
WOULD CHOOSE TO BEHAVE THAT WAY.
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REALLY, I...YEAH.
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I'M...SO SORRY!
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REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
SORRY!
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NO, NO, NO, I SWEAR, I--
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IT'S...NOT...ME.
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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[somber music]
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*
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>> BLOODY TEAR COULD JUST MEAN
SUBCONJUNCTIVAL HEMORRHAGE.
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HE SNEEZED TOO HARD FROM A COLD,
WHICH CAUSED HIS LACK OF TASTE.
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HOUSE ISN'T GONNA CARE.
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DOES BLACK TIE OPTIONAL
REALLY MEAN BLACK TIE?
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'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA RENT--
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>> THERE'S BEEN A GLITCH
WITH THE WEDDING.
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AND HOUSE WILL BE INTERESTED.
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>> A GLITCH?
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>> PATIENT HAD
HIS CORPUS CALLOSUM CUT
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TO CORRECT A SEIZURE ISSUE.
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>> A GLITCH?
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>> THE SEIZURES STOPPED
AFTER THE SURGERY,
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BUT HE'S HAVING TROUBLE
ADJUSTING TO A SPLIT BRAIN.
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>> A GLITCH?
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>> THIS IS DR. TAUB.
TELL HIM ABOUT SHOPPING.
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>> UH...I GO INTO
A GROCERY STORE.
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EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL.
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I GET TO THE CHECKOUT,
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AND THERE'S ALL THESE
EXTRA ITEMS IN MY CART,
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STUFF I DIDN'T PUT THERE,
STUFF I HATE.
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MY LEFT HAND HATES ME.
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>> YEAH.
I THINK HOUSE'LL BE INTERESTED.
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>> * CLANG, CLANG, CLANG
WENT THE TROLLEY *
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* DING DING DING
HMM HMM HMM *
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JUST WARNING YOU--
I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.
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AND LARGELY PAIN-FREE,
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SO I HAVE NO IDEA
HOW THINGS ARE GOING--
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>> ALIEN HAND SYNDROME.
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>> SET OFF BY A STROKE,
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OR IS THERE
A PONY IN THE BACKYARD?
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>> SPLIT BRAIN.
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RIGHT HEMISPHERE
CONTROLS THE LEFT AND--
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>> IS MAKING LIFE MISERABLE.
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NONLOGICAL THINKERS OFTEN DO.
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>> CURRENT ISSUE
ISN'T THE SPLIT BRAIN.
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THE SURGERY CORRECTED--
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>> YOU'RE DISSING
THE RIGHT HEMISPHERE?
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>> MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE
THIS OPERATION
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DON'T EVEN NOTICE
THEY'RE MISSING ANYTHING.
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LEFT BRAIN HAS LANGUAGE,
ARITHMETIC, RATIONALITY.
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RIGHT BRAIN IS A MUTE LOSER.
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>> RIGHT BRAIN IS MORE
AESTHETICALLY ORIENTED,
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HAS GREATER FACIAL
RECOGNITION.
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I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
A PLASTIC SURGEON WITHOUT IT.
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>> YES. AND WHERE WOULD
JUNIOR HIGH BE
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WITHOUT OUR ABILITY
TO JUDGE PEOPLE ON AESTHETICS?
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>> RIGHT BRAIN'S ALSO MORE
AWARE OF THE PRESENT MOMENT,
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OUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE.
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>> MM-HMM. IT'S A UNIVERSAL
DAISY CHAIN OF PEACE AND LOVE
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THAT THROWS BUNS AT PEOPLE.
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>> HIS PRESENT SYMPTOMS
COULD MEAN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE,
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NASOLACRIMAL TUMOR,
AN INFECTION, OR JUST A COLD.
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>> GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
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WE GOT A BRAND-NEW TOY.
YOU WANNA PLAY?
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>> WE NEED TO TALK.
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>> GREAT. I LOVE EUPHEMISMS.
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BY EUPHEMISM I MEAN
WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING,
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AND IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.
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BEGIN ELIMINATING.
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SEARCH THE HOME.
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>> THE, UH...
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ISN'T THAT LIKE
LOCKING THE BARN DOOR
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AFTER THE HORSE HAS PUT HIS FACE
BETWEEN YOUR BREASTS
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FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF?
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>> I'M YOUR BOSS.
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YOU'RE AN EMPLOYEE.
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>> WELL, I'M NOT NORMALLY
INTO ROLE-PLAYING,
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BUT IF YOU WANNA...
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>> PEOPLE WHO GET CLOSE TO YOU
GET HURT.
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THAT'S A FACT.
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YOU'RE ALSO A VALUED DOCTOR
IN THIS HOSPITAL.
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THAT'S ANOTHER FACT.
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FROM NOW ON, WE'RE GONNA
FOCUS ON THE SECOND FACT.
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>> SO THIS ISN'T YOU
FREAKING OUT OVER LAST NIGHT.
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>> THIS ISN'T
AN EMOTIONAL DECISION.
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I'M JUST GIVING YOU
THE RULES.
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YOU CAN EITHER ACCEPT THEM
OR LEAVE.
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[somber piano music]
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*
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[door slams]
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>> I SLEPT WITH CUDDY.
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AFTER SHE HELPED ME
DETOX FROM VICODIN.
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I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR
ALMOST 24 HOURS NOW.
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OKAY.
THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT.
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>> WOW.
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WOW!
ONE FOR EACH.
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>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. HA...
>> HOW'S THE PAIN?
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>> SHE'S PROBABLY GOT
SOME BRUISING...
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>> YEAH, I GET IT.
YOU'RE A STUD.
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THIS IS SERIOUS, HOUSE.
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>> I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID
FOUR HOURS AGO.
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FOUR HOURS FROM NOW,
I'LL FEEL BETTER THAN THIS.
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>> THE OTHER WOW...
YOU WERE SOBER.
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SHE WAS SOBER?
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>> CLEAN AND SOBER AND HOT.
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>> WOW!
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA
SCREW IT UP?
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>> SEVERAL GOOD OPTIONS.
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UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
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SHE'S GONNA
GIVE ME THE PLEASURE.
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SHE LEFT BEFORE I WOKE UP,
AND FIVE MINUTES AGO
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SHE TOLD ME THAT
I'M JUST AN EMPLOYEE.
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>> HA.
>> YES.
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>> WELL, EITHER SHE'S ACTUALLY
IN LOVE WITH YOU AND SCARED,
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OR SHE REALIZED LAST NIGHT
WAS A GIGANTIC MISTAKE...
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YOU WERE NEEDY AND VULNERABLE,
SHE WAS MATERNAL...
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>> YOU THINK SHE JUMPED ME
OUT OF PITY?
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>> NO. I'M SAYING
WHATEVER'S GOING ON,
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YOU...NEED TO TALK TO HER.
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> DOES OUR PATIENT
FREAK YOU OUT A LITTLE?
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>> NO.
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>> IF HE'S TWO PEOPLE,
THEN WE'RE ALL TWO PEOPLE,
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AND WE JUST DON'T KNOW IT.
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WHAT DOES THAT SAY
ABOUT IDENTITY?
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>> IT SAYS...WE'RE MAKING IT UP
AS WE GO ALONG,
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WHICH I FIND FREEING.
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WOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN
IN A BATHROOM THIS SIZE
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SINCE MY DORM IN MED SCHOOL.
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IS THAT FUNGUS?
>> IT'S FROM THE STEAM BUILDUP.
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS GLITCH
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WITH CHASE AND CAMERON'S
WEDDING?
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>> IT'S ALWAYS A SAD THING
WHEN SPERM COMES BETWEEN PEOPLE.
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>> I HEAR THE SPERM
IS VERY GOOD TODAY.
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I MEAN THE SALMON.
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>> GO AWAY.
>> NO OTHER TABLES.
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>> YOU'D LET YOUR WIFE
KEEP ANOTHER MAN'S OFFSPRING
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ON ICE NEXT TO THE FROZEN PEAS
JUST IN CASE?
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THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
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SHE'S NOT READY
TO COMMIT TO ME.
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SHE'S PLANNING FOR FAILURE.
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>> DID YOU KNOW THAT MALE
FRUIT FLIES
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HAVE TOXIC CHEMICALS
IN THEIR SEMINAL FLUID
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THAT INHIBIT THE SPERM
OF OTHER MALES?
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>> WILSON SAYS WE NEED TO TALK.
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>> WE TALKED.
>> I AGREE.
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THIS HAS CLEARLY GOTTEN PAST
THE TALKING STAGE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> HEY.
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GREAT. DID YOU FIND MY MP3?
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>> UH, NOT YET.
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BUT I GOT YOUR SHAVING STUFF,
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TOOTHPASTE, DEODORANT,
SOME MAGAZINES...
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AND THIS CACTUS
FROM YOUR WINDOW.
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>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT,
REALLY.
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THE HOSPITAL SUPPLIES
ALL THAT STUFF.
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>> I'M STILL TRYING
TOO HARD, HUH?
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TRYING TO GET
YOUR OTHER HALF TO LIKE ME.
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>> DON'T SAY THAT, OKAY?
I LIKE YOU.
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WHICH MEANS THAT--
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WE SHOULDN'T READ INTO THAT.
>> ANTI-FUNGAL MEDS.
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ORDINARILY, WE'D PUT THEM
IN YOUR IV,
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BUT SINCE YOUR RIGHT BRAIN
DOESN'T SEEM TOO FOND OF IVs...
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YOU SHOULD BE FEELING
BETTER IN A FEW DAYS.
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>> I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO WORK.
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RICK SAYS YOUR SHIFT
WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU
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WHEN YOU GET BACK.
>> THANKS.
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OH! OH, MY GOD!
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>> GOD! I'M SORRY.
I'M SO, SO SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
>> I HAVE TO--
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I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
>> BABE, WAIT, HOLD ON!
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NO, IT WASN'T ME!
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I CAN'T WALK.
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>> WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
IT WASN'T THE FUNGUS.
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>> AND IT'S NOT
A COORDINATION ISSUES.
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DEHYDRATION CAN CAUSE
LOSS OF BALANCE.
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WE HAVEN'T HAD HIM ON IV.
>> NO, GOOD SKIN TURGOR.
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NOT ORTHOSTATIC.
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>> COULD BE
OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.
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CONSTANTLY BUILDING
NEW ROADWAYS AND BRIDGES.
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A MENINGIOMA.
SLOW GROWING.
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COULD EXTEND ALONG
THE SUBOSTEAL LAYER
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OF THE CRANIAL CAVITY
AND BE HIDDEN BY THE BONE.
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>> THE CANCER CELLS ARE
ACTUALLY RE-GROWING A CONNECTION
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BETWEEN THE LEFT
AND RIGHT HEMISPHERES.
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>> IF YOU'RE RIGHT,
THE TWO HALVES HAVE BEGUN
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SENDING MESSAGES AGAIN,
BUT IT'S TOO EARLY
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IN THE PROCESS FOR HIM
TO PICK UP ON IT.
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BUT...WE CAN TEST FOR IT.
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>> PROOF.
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>> YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER,
DID YOU?
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>> IF I TALKED, SHE'D HAVE LIED,
I'D HAVE LIED.
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AND THOUGH TWO NEGATIVES
MAKE A POSITIVE,
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I THOUGHT THERMAL IMAGING PHOTOS
SEEMED SIMPLER.
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NOTE HOW MANY MORE
HEATED AREAS APPEAR
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AFTER LESS THAN
A MINUTE WITH ME.
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>> SO IT'S EITHER LOVE
OR POSSIBLY RAGE.
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>> DON'T TALK TO HER.
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>> I HAVE NO PLANS
TO TALK TO HER.
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>> MANIPULATION
IS IN YOUR GENETIC CODE.
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YOU THINK I'M MAKING A MISTAKE,
YOU MOVE IN TO CORRECT.
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>> YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE.
>> SHE LIED TO ME.
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EITHER LAST NIGHT OR TODAY.
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00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:58,334
I NEED TO FIND OUT WHICH
AND WHY.
226
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>> AND CLEARLY,
THERMAL IMAGING IS THE WAY.
227
00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:01,304
THIS ISN'T A CASE.
228
00:11:01,337 --> 00:11:03,039
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR
A DIAGNOSIS.
229
00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:04,340
IF THIS MATTERS AT ALL TO YOU,
230
00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:08,812
PLEASE, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
BE AN ADULT.
231
00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:13,249
>> KEEP YOUR EYES FOCUSED
ON THE PLUS SIGN.
232
00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:15,318
ANY IMAGE THAT APPEARS
ON YOUR FAR RIGHT
233
00:11:15,351 --> 00:11:16,953
WILL ONLY BE SEEN
BY YOUR LEFT BRAIN.
234
00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:19,089
AND ANY IMAGE ON YOUR FAR LEFT
235
00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:20,857
WILL ONLY BE SEEN
BY YOUR RIGHT BRAIN.
236
00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,092
>> OKAY.
237
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:25,061
>> JUST START BY SAYING
THE WORDS.
238
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>> BOOK.
239
00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:28,198
GIRAFFE.
240
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:30,801
WILLOW.
241
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:31,968
FORTUNATE.
242
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,175
>> YOU'RE NOT SAYING THE WORD.
243
00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:42,879
>> I DIDN'T SEE A WORD.
244
00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:44,214
>> COULD YOU DRAW A PICTURE
245
00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:45,481
OF WHAT YOU THINK
THE WORD MIGHT BE?
246
00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:50,987
>> UH, LOOK, I-I DIDN'T SEE...
247
00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:56,893
CANDLE.
248
00:11:56,927 --> 00:11:58,428
>> THIS IS SO COOL.
249
00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:00,196
>> YEAH, THAT'S NOT FREAKY
AT ALL.
250
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,232
>> NO COMMUNICATION.
251
00:12:02,265 --> 00:12:05,836
>> SO FAR.
252
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:17,147
>> SCOTT, WHY ARE YOU
STANDING?
253
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:19,082
>> UH...
254
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,884
I'M A LITTLE CHILLY.
255
00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:23,053
I THOUGHT I'D GET A SWEATER
OR SOMETHING FROM MY ROOM.
256
00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:26,589
IS THAT OKAY?
>> A FEW MORE MINUTES.
257
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,458
>> AND THAT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
258
00:12:28,491 --> 00:12:30,193
IS THE LEFT HEMISPHERE...
259
00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:33,196
THE SIDE THAT'S OBSESSED
WITH FINDING ANSWERS,
260
00:12:33,229 --> 00:12:36,132
THE ONE THAT NEEDS THINGS
TO MAKE SENSE, THE INTERPRETER.
261
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,000
THAT'S WHERE WE TELL THE STORY
262
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,534
OF WHO WE ARE
AND WHY WE DO THINGS.
263
00:12:38,568 --> 00:12:40,403
>> THAT'S ALSO THE SIDE
THAT WAS WRONG.
264
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:42,839
RIGHT BRAIN'S ADVANTAGE
IS THAT IT ISN'T LOGICAL,
265
00:12:42,873 --> 00:12:45,008
DOESN'T CHOOSE WHICH DETAILS
TO LOOK AT,
266
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,910
MAKES CONNECTIONS
YOU COULD NEVER SEE.
267
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,579
YOU OWE YOUR INSIGHT
TO THE "MUTE LOSER."
268
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:52,148
>> I'LL SEND IT TICKETS
TO A PHILLIES GAME.
269
00:12:52,182 --> 00:12:53,984
>> CONFABULATION
MEANS NO COMMUNICATION.
270
00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:56,052
MEANS YOUR THEORY'S WRONG.
271
00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:02,125
>> BUT HE IS COLD.
272
00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:11,601
>> WHY ARE YOU SCRATCHING?
273
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:14,470
>> IT ITCHES.
>> AMMONIA BREATH.
274
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:26,883
YOUR LIVER IS FAILING.
275
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,284
>> I KNOW FOR THEM
TO APPROVE THIS PRICE,
276
00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:30,353
THEY'LL NEED STATISTICAL
DOCUMENTATION.
277
00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:33,056
WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
278
00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:34,490
>> WHEN YOU FIRST WALKED IN,
279
00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:37,160
I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
YOU WANTED TO...
280
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:39,129
SAY SOMETHING ELSE.
281
00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:40,130
>> NOPE.
282
00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:42,365
>> ABOUT HOUSE AND ME.
283
00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:45,135
>> THERE'S NOTHING
TO TALK ABOUT.
284
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:48,071
[door clicks open]
285
00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:53,076
>> I WANT PERMISSION
TO DO A LIVER BIOPSY.
286
00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:54,945
WE'RE LOOKING FOR SARCOIDOSIS.
287
00:13:54,978 --> 00:13:57,547
>> FINE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FINE?
288
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,082
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT DO I MEAN?
289
00:13:59,115 --> 00:14:01,117
DO YOU MEAN BECAUSE
A LIVER BIOPSY
290
00:14:01,151 --> 00:14:03,519
IS NOT A TEST THAT, BY ANY
STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION,
291
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:04,654
CAN BE CONSIDERED RISKY,
292
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:07,090
SO ASKING MY PERMISSION
IS ESSENTIALLY WASTING MY TIME,
293
00:14:07,123 --> 00:14:10,060
AND YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT
MY REACTION TO THAT WILL BE?
294
00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:11,394
>> YES.
295
00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:13,263
>> ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE ME ANGRY?
296
00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:15,131
>> YES.
>> DO YOUR BIOPSY.
297
00:14:15,165 --> 00:14:16,266
AND ALSO DO YOUR CLINIC HOURS.
298
00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:19,002
>> I'M BLOWING OFF
MY CLINIC HOURS.
299
00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:21,972
>> REALLY?
LET'S SEE HOW THAT GOES.
300
00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:28,144
STILL NOT ANGRY.
TRY AGAIN LATER.
301
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:41,057
>> AH...SORRY.
I KNOW I'M A LITTLE RIPE.
302
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,393
JUST A SWEATY GUY.
>> RECENTLY?
303
00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:46,096
>> ALWAYS.
304
00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:48,598
UH, WITH A CRAZY LEFT HAND.
305
00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,466
SOMETIMES I FANTASIZE
ABOUT CUTTING IT OFF.
306
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,135
JUST A FANTASY.
307
00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:56,406
IT'S THE HAND THAT'S CRAZY,
NOT ME.
308
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:01,344
>> WHAT? IF IT DOESN'T LIKE
AN ULTRASOUND WAND,
309
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:05,415
HOW'S IT GONNA REACT
TO A NEEDLE?
310
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,084
>> CAN YOU GET MUSIC
INTO THIS ROOM?
311
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:10,253
>> I THINK YOU'RE USING
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CUDDY
312
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:12,255
AS A REPLACEMENT FOR DRUGS.
313
00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:14,290
YOU SHOULD BE IN MORE PAIN
SO SOON INTO DETOXING,
314
00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:16,692
BUT YOUR BODY'S
FULL OF ROMANTIC ENDORPHINS.
315
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:18,294
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
316
00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:21,231
YOU CREATE THIS DISTRACTION
OF LOOKING FOR PROOF.
317
00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:23,433
>> THINK I SHOULD STOP
AND LET THE PAIN FLOOD BACK?
318
00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:25,435
>> CUDDY IS NOT
A VICODIN SUBSTITUTE.
319
00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:26,736
>> QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
320
00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:29,439
>> YOU HAVE TO WAIT
FOR HER TO BE READY.
321
00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:30,606
>> GREAT ADVICE.
322
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,775
YOU PRETEND
THAT I'M GONNA DO THAT.
323
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,278
>> YOU'VE MADE TWO MAJOR
CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE.
324
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:37,247
NOT A TIME ANYONE'S
JUDGMENT IS AT ITS BEST.
325
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,714
>> DIDN'T YOU USE TO ARGUE
326
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:41,084
THAT MY JUDGMENT
WOULD BE BETTER OFF DRUGS?
327
00:15:41,117 --> 00:15:43,453
ADMIT IT--YOU'RE CURIOUS
WHY I WANNA MAKE HER ANGRY.
328
00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:45,621
>> I'M SURE IT'S CONVOLUTED,
WRONG, AND STUPID.
329
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:48,524
>> YOU'RE DYING TO KNOW WHAT
I FOUND ON HER COFFEE CUP.
330
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:52,128
>> NO. BECAUSE--
>> OXYTOCIN.
331
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,501
>> OXYTOCIN...
332
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,670
THE CHEMICAL INVOLVED
IN EMOTIONAL BONDING?
333
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,305
>> HER LIPS SAY NO...
334
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:05,308
HER HORMONES SAY,
"OH, MY GOD, YES, MORE!"
335
00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:08,078
>> NO. FOR YOU TO KNOW
HER LEVELS WERE ELEVATED
336
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:09,445
YOU'D NEED A BASE LINE
TO COMPARE THEM WITH.
337
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:11,214
>> I PAID THE GUY IN THE GYM
338
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,249
TO RETRIEVE ONE OF HER
WATER BOTTLES FROM THE TRASH.
339
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:16,386
>> LOVE INSPIRES US
TO GREATNESS.
340
00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:18,621
>> SO I NEED TO MAKE HER
LOSE HER TEMPER...
341
00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:20,123
WHICH BREAKS HER DELUSION,
342
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:21,657
WHICH DEMONSTRATES TO ME
AND TO HER
343
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:24,094
THAT THERE IS SOMETHING
UNDERNEATH THIS FACADE.
344
00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:25,161
>> AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?
345
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:26,496
SHE ADMITS EVERYTHING
AND FALLS INTO YOUR ARMS?
346
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,497
>> THAT'S OUTCOME ONE.
347
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:30,633
OUTCOME TWO...IS SHE KILLS ME.
348
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:34,070
I THINK IT'S 50/50 RIGHT NOW.
349
00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:35,305
>> GREAT.
350
00:16:35,338 --> 00:16:37,273
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT!
351
00:16:37,307 --> 00:16:38,674
>> YOU'RE COMMITTING
YOURSELF TO SOMETHING--
352
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,310
SOMEONE.
353
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:43,346
I MEAN, IT'S CHILDISH
IN A WAY,
354
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:45,248
BUT ULTIMATELY GREAT.
355
00:16:45,281 --> 00:16:47,083
ASSUMING...
356
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:50,420
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
YOU WANT THIS TO SUCCEED?
357
00:16:50,453 --> 00:16:54,524
>> WHY IS AN OLD GUY
STANDING IN MY DOORWAY?
358
00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:56,392
>> EUGENE SCHWARTZ.
359
00:16:56,426 --> 00:16:58,161
EUGENE SCHWARTZ.
360
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,763
DR. CUDDY ASKED ME TO COME
UP HERE FROM THE CLINIC.
361
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:04,167
SHE SAYS YOU'RE SEEING PATIENTS
IN YOUR OFFICE.
362
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,269
IT'S STILL FREE, THOUGH,
ISN'T IT?
363
00:17:06,302 --> 00:17:09,239
>> SHE SENT HIM.
THAT'S GOTTA MEAN SOMETHING.
364
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:12,342
>> I'LL GO GET MY DECODER RING.
365
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,779
>> I SQUAWK.
366
00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:19,215
LIKE A PARROT.
367
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:20,750
AAWW!
368
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:23,619
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
IT STARTED A FEW MONTHS AGO.
369
00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:26,256
I WAS DOING SOME WOODWORKING
IN MY GARAGE.
370
00:17:26,289 --> 00:17:27,823
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A CHAIR.
371
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:29,592
WAS IT THE CHAIR?
372
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,794
ANYWAY, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
FROM NOWHERE,
373
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:35,365
THIS STRANGE NOISE COMES
BURSTING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
374
00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:36,366
CAAAWW!
375
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:39,369
CAAAWW!
376
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:41,137
TOUGH TO FAKE THAT.
377
00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:44,440
>> NICE PANTS.
378
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:47,343
>> MY WIFE MONA THINKS
I'M BUSTIN' HER CHOPS.
379
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:50,713
IT'S RUINING MY MARRIAGE.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
380
00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,183
[Doobie Brother's
China Grove plays]
381
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:54,784
>> SO YOUR LEFT HAND
WOULD RATHER PLAY AIR GUITAR
382
00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,051
THAN GIVE ME A HARD TIME?
383
00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:59,489
>> IT'D RATHER PLAY AIR GUITAR
THAN TIE SHOES, EAT DINNER...
384
00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:01,757
>> YOUR RIGHT HAND'S
PLAYING TOO.
385
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,494
>> I DON'T WANNA
DISCOURAGE IT.
386
00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:09,832
*
387
00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:12,768
>> SPLINTER HEMORRHAGES
UNDER HIS FINGERNAILS.
388
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,638
>> WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT--
389
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:19,775
>> BP AND 02 SATS ARE DROPPING!
390
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,544
>> NEED A BAG OF B-NEGATIVE
IN HERE!
391
00:18:21,577 --> 00:18:23,546
>> SO MUCH FOR SARCOIDOSIS.
392
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,781
>> POINTS TO
A CLOTTING ISSUE.
393
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,850
CLOTS WOULD EXPLAIN
ALL HIS SYMPTOMS.
394
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:29,619
WHY AREN'T WE
IN THE OFFICE?
395
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,321
>> I'M TIRED OF CLINIC DUTY.
396
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:34,357
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT
COULD CAUSE SQUAWKING, RIGHT?
397
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:37,927
>> YEAH. WE GAVE HIM HEPARIN
AND DID AN ECHO OF HIS HEART
398
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,395
TO SEE IF IT WAS
THROWING CLOTS, BUT--
399
00:18:39,429 --> 00:18:41,431
>> MORE AIR GUITAR?
>> THE HEART'S FINE.
400
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,533
WE WANTED TO TEST
FOR FACTOR V LEIDEN,
401
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:44,767
PROTEIN C, PROTEIN S,
402
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,869
BUT THE HAND GOT TIRED
OF COOPERATING.
403
00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:48,471
WE FINALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT.
404
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,340
>> AND ALL THOSE TESTS
CAME UP NEGATIVE ANYWAY,
405
00:18:50,373 --> 00:18:51,874
OR YOU WOULD HAVE OPENED
BY TELLING ME
406
00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:53,243
YOUR BRILLIANT DIAGNOSIS.
407
00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:55,345
>> HE APOLOGIZED
FOR BEING SWEATY,
408
00:18:55,378 --> 00:18:56,812
SAID IT HAD ALWAYS
BEEN AN ISSUE,
409
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:58,281
BUT WHAT IF IT'S A SYMPTOM?
410
00:18:58,314 --> 00:18:59,815
THERE ARE CANCERS
THAT CAUSE NIGHT SWEATS
411
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,251
AND CAN LEAD TO CLOTS--
LYMPHOMA...
412
00:19:01,284 --> 00:19:04,254
>> OR PANCREATIC CANCER.
413
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:07,490
GO SCAN HIS PANCREAS.
414
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,925
AND...
415
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,362
TRY LED ZEPPELIN.
416
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,330
>> WE'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED
WHAT THIS HOSPITAL DID FOR LEO
417
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:16,299
WHEN HIS APPENDIX BURST.
418
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,900
>> STILL, A CHECK THIS SIZE...
419
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:20,436
>> SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
420
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,905
HERE'S MY POO.
[chuckles]
421
00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:24,874
DR. HOUSE SAID TO BRING IT
OVER AND LEAVE IT WITH YOU
422
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,075
AS SOON AS I COULD.
423
00:19:26,108 --> 00:19:28,678
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU PEOPLE
HAVE AN OFFICIAL TERM FOR IT--
424
00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:31,381
>> STOOL SAMPLE.
>> AH, YES.
425
00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:32,648
>> THANK YOU.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
426
00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:35,251
>> IT'S HARD TO RUSH
THESE THINGS.
427
00:19:35,285 --> 00:19:38,220
EVEN IF YOU'VE EATEN
A LOT OF BROCCOLI.
428
00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:43,859
>> WHERE YOU GOIN'?
>> ANNIE CALLED.
429
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:46,329
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
430
00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:47,563
>> THIS IS NOT THE BEST TIME.
431
00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:50,266
>> YOU SAID THE HEPARIN WOULD
KEEP NEW CLOTS FROM FORMING.
432
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,835
>> MAYBE. BUT SOMETHING'S
OBVIOUSLY CAUSING THE CLOTS.
433
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,003
>> IF YOU HAVE
PANCREATIC CANCER--
434
00:19:54,036 --> 00:19:55,538
>> WE'RE NOT TRYING
TO SCARE YOU,
435
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:57,507
BUT EVEN IN ITS EARLY STAGES,
THE FATALITY RATE--
436
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,976
>> YOU WALK OUT OF HERE--
>> STOP!
437
00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:04,447
LOOK, I'D ASK YOU TO PUT
YOURSELF IN MY PLACE,
438
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,582
BUT NOBODY CAN PUT THEMSELVES
IN MY PLACE.
439
00:20:06,616 --> 00:20:08,584
DID SHE FIND SOMEBODY NEW?
440
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,420
WAS I NOT BEING
ATTENTIVE ENOUGH?
441
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,422
NO.
442
00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:15,558
SHE'S JUST TIRED OF BEING
INSULTED BY A LIMB.
443
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,994
SHE SAID THAT MY FEELINGS
TOWARD HER WERE MIXED.
444
00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:22,432
WELL, MY FEELINGS
AREN'T MIXED.
445
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:24,367
>> YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE
446
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,069
UNLESS YOU WANNA GO NAKED.
447
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,673
YOUR RIGHT BRAIN
KNOWS YOU NEED TO STAY.
448
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:34,744
>> MY RIGHT BRAIN'S AN ASS.
449
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:36,312
[sighs]
450
00:20:38,047 --> 00:20:39,815
>> GOT A MINUTE?
451
00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:42,552
>> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THIS CUP.
452
00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:44,454
>> I NEED SOMEONE
TO BOUNCE IDEAS OFF OF,
453
00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:45,788
SOMEONE TO BE MY WHITEBOARD.
454
00:20:45,821 --> 00:20:47,490
THAT'S HOW
YOU TAUGHT ME TO WORK.
455
00:20:47,523 --> 00:20:50,360
I HAVE THREE CHOICES:
FIRST--I CAN ACCEPT IT'S OVER,
456
00:20:50,393 --> 00:20:52,094
PRETEND WE DON'T WORK
IN THE SAME HOSPITAL,
457
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,796
HAVE SELECTIVE VISUAL IMPAIRMENT
458
00:20:53,829 --> 00:20:55,465
WHEN WE PASS EACH OTHER
IN THE HALL.
459
00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:58,334
SECOND--I CAN ACCEPT
IT'S OVER AND LEAVE--
460
00:20:58,368 --> 00:20:59,969
>> OR YOU COULD TRY
MAKING HIM ANGRY.
461
00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:01,504
STANDARD CHOICE NUMBER THREE.
462
00:21:01,537 --> 00:21:04,374
>> THIRD...I CAN TALK TO HIM,
463
00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:08,678
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE
ANY NEW FACTS I CAN PRESENT.
464
00:21:08,711 --> 00:21:10,079
AND CHASE HAS THIS
ROMANTIC VIEW OF LOVE
465
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:12,482
THAT REALITY
CAN'T COMPETE WITH.
466
00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:14,784
>> I KNOW HOW YOU COULD SUCCEED.
>> HOW?
467
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,986
>> JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS--
468
00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:20,790
"I WILL DESTROY
MY HUSBAND'S SPERM."
469
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:22,458
OH, YOU MEAN SUCCEED
WITHOUT DOING THAT.
470
00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:25,027
PROBABLY NOT.
471
00:21:27,062 --> 00:21:29,765
>> I HAVE DOUBTS.
NORMAL DOUBTS.
472
00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:31,834
IT'S NOT WRONG TO PREPARE
FOR BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN
473
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:33,469
EVEN IF YOU DON'T
EXPECT THEM TO.
474
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:35,471
I DON'T EXPECT MY CONDO
TO BURN DOWN,
475
00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:38,441
BUT I HAVE FIRE INSURANCE.
476
00:21:38,474 --> 00:21:40,142
>> PATIENT'S GIRLFRIEND
LEFT HIM.
477
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:43,479
NOW HE WANTS TO LEAVE US.
478
00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:48,984
>> IF YOUR CONDO RULES
DON'T LET YOU BUY INSURANCE,
479
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:51,687
WOULD YOU GO HOMELESS?
480
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:54,957
>> HIS ROOM IS THIS WAY.
481
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:56,692
>> WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I CAN FIX THIS?
482
00:21:56,726 --> 00:21:58,728
WE NEED TO OFFER THIS GUY
SOMETHING HE CAN ONLY GET
483
00:21:58,761 --> 00:22:01,063
IF HE STAYS IN THE HOSPITAL--
RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING.
484
00:22:01,096 --> 00:22:02,498
>> I DON'T KNOW
IF HIS GIRLFRIEND'S--
485
00:22:02,532 --> 00:22:03,999
>> I MEAN
HIS TWO HEMISPHERES.
486
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,768
THAT'S THE BREAKFAST
OF RELATIONSHIPS--
487
00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:07,169
THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
OF THE DAY.
488
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:10,406
WE NEED YOUR SPECIAL SKILLS.
489
00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:15,144
>> IS THE GUY OUT THERE?
490
00:22:15,177 --> 00:22:17,847
THE GUY THAT'S GONNA
MAKE MY RIGHT BRAIN WORK?
491
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,914
>> OH, FOR...
492
00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:22,084
[click] WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOUR RIGHT BRAIN WANTS?
493
00:22:22,117 --> 00:22:23,519
>> HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
IT'S CRAZY.
494
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:25,721
IT DOES THINGS
I WOULD NEVER DO.
495
00:22:25,755 --> 00:22:28,023
>> DUCT OF WIRSUNG'S
SLIGHTLY ENLARGED
496
00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:30,593
BUT WITHIN NORMAL PARAMETERS.
497
00:22:31,927 --> 00:22:33,496
>> SAY SOMETHING.
498
00:22:33,529 --> 00:22:35,798
>> IT'S MUTE.
IT CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.
499
00:22:35,831 --> 00:22:39,101
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY
COMMUNICATING WITH IT.
500
00:22:39,134 --> 00:22:43,172
>> "TALK TO HER."
THE WELL ISN'T DEEP, IS IT?
501
00:22:43,205 --> 00:22:45,541
>> YOU'RE THE DOMINANT HALF.
YOU MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS.
502
00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:48,478
THE RIGHT SIDE
HAS NO CONTROL OVER ANYTHING.
503
00:22:48,511 --> 00:22:49,779
IT MUST BE...FRUSTRATING.
504
00:22:49,812 --> 00:22:52,615
>> NO MASSES IN BODY
OR TAIL SEGMENTS.
505
00:22:52,648 --> 00:22:54,617
>> I CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH IT.
THAT'S THE WHOLE--
506
00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,952
>> WHEN YOU DECIDE TO GO AND GET
GROCERIES, WHAT DO YOU DO?
507
00:22:56,986 --> 00:22:58,554
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
508
00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:00,189
I PUT ON MY JACKET,
AND I GO TO THE STORE.
509
00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:01,857
>> YOUR RIGHT BRAIN
HAS NO IDEA
510
00:23:01,891 --> 00:23:04,560
WHY YOU'RE SUDDENLY GETTING UP
AND PUTTING ON YOUR JACKET.
511
00:23:04,594 --> 00:23:05,595
IT JUST GETS DRAGGED ALONG.
512
00:23:05,628 --> 00:23:07,630
NEXT TIME,
TRY SAYING IT OUT LOUD.
513
00:23:07,663 --> 00:23:09,499
>> JUST SAY TO THE EMPTY AIR,
514
00:23:09,532 --> 00:23:11,467
"HEY, I THINK
I'LL GO TO THE STORE
515
00:23:11,501 --> 00:23:12,935
BECAUSE WE'RE OUT OF
PEANUT BUTTER"?
516
00:23:12,968 --> 00:23:15,471
HOW MUCH DID THEY TEACH YOU
ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME
517
00:23:15,505 --> 00:23:16,839
WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING
TO BE A THERAPIST?
518
00:23:16,872 --> 00:23:19,642
>> I'M AN ONCOLOGIST.
519
00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:21,544
>> THE RIGHT BRAIN
LIKES WHAT HE'S SAYING.
520
00:23:21,577 --> 00:23:23,546
HASN'T MOVED
THE ENTIRE SCAN.
521
00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:25,548
>> HASN'T GOTTEN US
ANYTHING, THOUGH.
522
00:23:25,581 --> 00:23:28,684
SCAN'S CLEAN.
IT'S NOT PANCREATIC CANCER.
523
00:23:28,718 --> 00:23:31,787
>> CLOTTING COULD BE A PROBLEM
WELL BEFORE A SOLID TUMOR FORMS.
524
00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:33,589
IT CAN STILL BE PANCREATIC.
525
00:23:33,623 --> 00:23:34,724
>> YES, BUT IF YOU WANT
A DIAGNOSIS
526
00:23:34,757 --> 00:23:36,626
BACKED BY ACTUAL EVIDENCE,
527
00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:37,993
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
LOOK AT OTHER CANCERS.
528
00:23:38,027 --> 00:23:39,161
>> HOUSE.
529
00:23:39,194 --> 00:23:41,831
>> I JUST SQUAWKED!
>> WHAT?
530
00:23:41,864 --> 00:23:43,566
>> EUGENE SCHWARTZ,
YOUR PATIENT FROM YESTERDAY.
531
00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:44,667
I JUST SQUAWKED!
532
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,536
I WAS BUYING SOME FLOWERS
FOR MONA.
533
00:23:46,569 --> 00:23:48,538
IT HAPPENED
WHEN I WAS PAYING THE CLERK!
534
00:23:48,571 --> 00:23:50,940
>> I ASSUME DR. CUDDY
GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER.
535
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,709
>> YES! SHE TOLD ME TO CALL YOU
ANY TIME I SQUAWKED
536
00:23:53,743 --> 00:23:54,977
DAY OR NIGHT!
537
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:56,178
>> I'M SORRY,
BUT I'M ABOUT TO LOSE YOU
538
00:23:56,211 --> 00:23:57,346
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO DRIVE
INTO A TUNNEL
539
00:23:57,379 --> 00:24:00,883
IN A CANYON ON AN AIRPLANE
WHILE HANGING UP THE PHONE.
540
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:03,185
I MIGHT BE GETTING
SOME MORE PHONE CALLS,
541
00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:04,654
SO LET'S MAKE IT FAST.
542
00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:06,989
>> LYMPHOMA--
>> THAT'S RIGHT, PANCREATIC.
543
00:24:07,022 --> 00:24:08,591
I KNOW IT'S PANCREATIC.
I KNOW THERE'S EVIDENCE.
544
00:24:08,624 --> 00:24:10,626
I KNOW WE'VE SEEN IT.
I JUST CAN'T--
545
00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:13,028
>> RIGHT BRAIN,
LEFT BRAIN ISSUES?
546
00:24:13,062 --> 00:24:15,531
>> IF THE CANCER'S
TOO SMALL TO FIND,
547
00:24:15,565 --> 00:24:18,067
LET'S MAKE IT EASIER.
LET'S OPEN HIM UP AND PAINT IT.
548
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,570
THERE'S A NEW PROCEDURE
USING SCORPION TOXIN
549
00:24:20,603 --> 00:24:21,871
AND INFRARED PAINT.
550
00:24:21,904 --> 00:24:23,272
PAINT ONLY WORKS
ON THE CANCER CELLS,
551
00:24:23,305 --> 00:24:24,373
MAKES 'EM EASIER TO SPOT.
552
00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:26,676
>> JUST AGITATING THE PANCREAS
CAN CAUSE CLOTTING,
553
00:24:26,709 --> 00:24:28,611
AND YOU WANNA DO IT TO A GUY
WHOSE PROBLEM IS CLOTTING.
554
00:24:28,644 --> 00:24:30,212
>> IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT
PANCREATIC CANCER,
555
00:24:30,245 --> 00:24:31,213
THE ONLY CHANCE HE'S GOT
556
00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:34,584
IS FINDING AND REMOVING
THOSE CANCER CELLS NOW.
557
00:24:34,617 --> 00:24:36,318
>> HIS BRAIN MRI SHOWED
NARROWING IN THE BLOOD VESSELS
558
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:37,987
LEADING UP FROM THE NECK.
559
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,989
IF WE DO SHAKE SOMETHING LOOSE,
WE COULD KILL HIM.
560
00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:41,323
>> OR ONE OF HIM.
561
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,993
CLOT IN HIS BRAIN
COULD KILL ONE OF THEM
562
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,629
WITHOUT AFFECTING THE OTHER.
563
00:24:46,662 --> 00:24:50,065
>> HE MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE OKAY WITH THAT.
564
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,639
>> HOW LONG'S IT GONNA TAKE?
565
00:24:56,672 --> 00:25:00,042
>> ASSUMING HE DOESN'T CRASH...
A FEW MINUTES.
566
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,545
[click, beep]
567
00:25:08,684 --> 00:25:12,254
>> HEY...YOU AND CAMERON.
568
00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:14,990
I'M SORRY.
569
00:25:18,093 --> 00:25:20,830
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
570
00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:28,303
>> I DON'T WANNA BE HOMELESS.
571
00:25:28,337 --> 00:25:30,773
>> OKAY. YOU CAN STAY
IN THE CONDO.
572
00:25:30,806 --> 00:25:34,109
I'LL FIND SOME OTHER--
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
573
00:25:34,143 --> 00:25:37,680
I WANNA MARRY YOU.
574
00:25:37,713 --> 00:25:41,016
I GOT THE FORMS
TO DESTROY THE SPERM.
575
00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:42,752
>> YOU SURE?
576
00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:44,687
>> YEAH.
577
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,021
>> [laughs]
578
00:25:46,055 --> 00:25:48,791
I WANNA HUG YOU,
BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO RESCRUB.
579
00:25:48,824 --> 00:25:51,360
>> I KNOW.
580
00:25:51,393 --> 00:25:53,295
>> BP'S DROPPING.
581
00:25:53,328 --> 00:25:55,364
>> GO.
582
00:25:55,397 --> 00:25:57,299
>> NO SIGN OF CANCER.
583
00:25:57,332 --> 00:25:59,835
BP'S 90 OVER 60.
584
00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:05,074
[footsteps approach]
585
00:26:07,743 --> 00:26:10,179
>> YOU NEVER ANSWERED
MY QUESTION.
586
00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:11,847
>> RELAX.
587
00:26:11,881 --> 00:26:13,649
OUR FRIENDSHIP
IS NOT DOOMED.
588
00:26:13,683 --> 00:26:14,917
>> THANK GOD.
589
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,087
BUT MY QUESTION WAS
DO YOU REALLY WANT CUDDY,
590
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,155
OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER
CHALLENGE?
591
00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:21,924
>> YOU'RE WORRIED THAT ONCE
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP
592
00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:23,292
YOU AND ME'LL BE OVER.
593
00:26:23,325 --> 00:26:24,927
>> HEY! I'M ACTUALLY FOR THIS.
594
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,428
I THINK THIS IS GREAT.
595
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,164
BUT IF YOU'RE SERIOUS AND
YOU DON'T TREAT IT SERIOUSLY,
596
00:26:29,198 --> 00:26:31,801
THEN YOU WILL GET HURT.
597
00:26:31,834 --> 00:26:33,803
AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT,
598
00:26:33,836 --> 00:26:37,840
THEN ACCEPT
THAT SHE WILL GET HURT.
599
00:26:56,025 --> 00:26:57,426
>> SHE LOOK ANGRY?
600
00:26:57,459 --> 00:27:00,429
>> IF YOU'RE STANDING THERE
WHEN SHE LOOKS UP HERE--
601
00:27:05,935 --> 00:27:08,270
>> OH, NO.
602
00:27:08,303 --> 00:27:09,805
>> SYSTOLIC'S 80.
603
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:11,073
>> GOTTA FINISH THIS SUTURE
BEFORE I CAN GET OUT.
604
00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:12,775
>> GIVE HIM A DOPAMINE DRIP.
605
00:27:12,808 --> 00:27:14,276
>> WE WEREN'T LOOKING UP
AT THE RIGHT TIME.
606
00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:16,245
>> GET TO YOUR POINT.
WE'RE A LITTLE BUSY HERE.
607
00:27:16,278 --> 00:27:19,381
>> THE CLOTS AREN'T FROM CANCER.
THEY'RE COMING FROM HIS HEART.
608
00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:21,416
>> WE ECHOED THE HEART.
NO CLOTS.
609
00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:23,418
>> NOT WHILE WE WERE LOOKING.
DIDN'T I OPEN WITH THAT?
610
00:27:23,452 --> 00:27:25,721
THE CLOTS WERE CAUSED
BY AN ARRHYTHMIA.
611
00:27:25,755 --> 00:27:28,758
>> NO ARRHYTHMIA.
>> NOT WHILE WE WERE LOOKING!
612
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:30,025
INTERMITTENT ARRHYTHMIA.
613
00:27:30,059 --> 00:27:33,228
THIS GUY PULLS OUR EQUIPMENT OFF
AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION.
614
00:27:33,262 --> 00:27:35,230
WE'D HAVE TO BE WATCHING
AT THE EXACT MOMENT IT HAPPENED,
615
00:27:35,264 --> 00:27:36,431
WHICH I'M GUESSING,
616
00:27:36,465 --> 00:27:39,168
GIVEN THE WAY YOU TWO ARE
SCRAMBLING AROUND LIKE IDIOTS,
617
00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:40,335
IS RIGHT NOW!
618
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:43,005
YES, I'M SAYING
DO A TRANSESOPHAGEAL ECHO.
619
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,339
>> WE HAVE TO GET HIS BP STABLE.
620
00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,508
>> ABSOLUTELY.
RIGHT AFTER THE ECHO.
621
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,343
[alarm beeping]
622
00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,312
>> SYSTOLIC 70.
623
00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:52,481
>> THE HEART LOOKED HEALTHY
AT THE LAST ECHO.
624
00:27:52,514 --> 00:27:55,284
AND AN ARRHYTHMIA WOULDN'T CAUSE
CLOTS IN A HEALTHY VENTRICLE.
625
00:27:55,317 --> 00:27:57,787
SO START WITH THE LEFT
ATRIAL APPENDAGE.
626
00:27:57,820 --> 00:28:00,890
[alarm beeping]
627
00:28:00,923 --> 00:28:03,025
[beeping stops]
628
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,160
>> WOW.
>> YEP.
629
00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:06,796
I DID IT AGAIN.
630
00:28:06,829 --> 00:28:09,231
NOW GET THIS POOR GUY'S
BP UNDER CONTROL
631
00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:10,365
AND SEAL OFF THE APPENDAGE.
632
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:12,367
THEN ALL WE HAVE TO DO
633
00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:14,403
IS FIND OUT WHAT DAMAGED
HIS HEART
634
00:28:14,436 --> 00:28:17,472
BEFORE IT GOES AFTER
SOMETHING HE REALLY NEEDS.
635
00:28:20,810 --> 00:28:22,011
>> SO WHAT DAMAGES
636
00:28:22,044 --> 00:28:23,212
A HEALTHY 20-YEAR-OLD HEART
637
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:26,315
ENOUGH TO MAKE IT SEND OUT CLOTS
LIKE IT'S BOMBING DRESDEN?
638
00:28:26,348 --> 00:28:27,149
>> RHABDO?
639
00:28:27,182 --> 00:28:28,517
>> WOULD HAVE FRIED
HIS KIDNEYS TOO.
640
00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:29,852
WHAT ABOUT GRAVES?
641
00:28:29,885 --> 00:28:32,187
>> THYROID FUNCTION TESTS
WERE NORMAL.
642
00:28:32,221 --> 00:28:33,422
>> CUSHING'S.
643
00:28:33,455 --> 00:28:36,425
CORTISOL OVERPRODUCTION COULD
INTERFERE WITH HEART RHYTHM.
644
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:40,195
>> RUN A DEXAMETHASONE
SUPPRESSION TEST.
645
00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:53,375
>> ANNIE.
646
00:28:56,846 --> 00:28:58,080
>> YOU HIT ME.
647
00:28:58,113 --> 00:29:01,416
>> I KNOW.
I'M SO SORRY, BUT...
648
00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,584
IT WASN'T ME.
649
00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:04,319
>> I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER
HAVE DONE THAT
650
00:29:04,353 --> 00:29:05,888
IF YOU WERE IN CONTROL
OF YOURSELF, BUT...
651
00:29:05,921 --> 00:29:08,090
>> BUT YOU CAME BACK.
652
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:09,925
>> TO TALK WITH YOUR DOCTORS.
653
00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:13,428
I'VE BEEN GOING OVER
AND OVER WHAT HAPPENED,
654
00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:15,030
AND I HAD THIS THOUGHT
OUT OF NOWHERE.
655
00:29:15,064 --> 00:29:16,398
EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN SCOTT,
656
00:29:16,431 --> 00:29:18,400
I'VE SEEN HIS LEFT HAND
THROW THINGS
657
00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:21,370
BUT ALWAYS SORT OF PLAYFULLY,
THINKING IT'S FUN.
658
00:29:21,403 --> 00:29:24,406
BUT WHEN HE THREW THIS...
659
00:29:24,439 --> 00:29:26,341
IT WAS ANGRY,
660
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:28,844
AND THAT'S WHEN
HIS HAND SLAPPED ME, TOO,
661
00:29:28,878 --> 00:29:30,579
WHEN I BROUGHT IT TO HIM.
662
00:29:30,612 --> 00:29:31,947
COULD IT MEAN SOMETHING?
663
00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:33,515
>> DEODORANT SHOULDN'T--
664
00:29:33,548 --> 00:29:35,384
HOW OFTEN DO YOU USE IT?
665
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:38,553
>> UH, A FEW TIMES A DAY.
IT'S SPECIAL HEAVY DUTY STUFF.
666
00:29:38,587 --> 00:29:40,122
I HAVE TO SEND AWAY FOR IT.
667
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,892
>> SPRAYED AROUND A BATHROOM
THE SIZE OF A SHOEBOX.
668
00:29:42,925 --> 00:29:45,127
>> I'LL CHECK THE INGREDIENTS
FROM THE MANUFACTURER.
669
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,429
>> I'LL CHECK FOR ANY REFERENCES
ASSOCIATED WITH HEALTH ISSUES.
670
00:29:55,404 --> 00:29:57,406
>> SOMEBODY'S GRATEFUL.
671
00:29:57,439 --> 00:30:00,542
>> WE'LL JUST LEAVE THE...
THREE OF YOU ALONE.
672
00:30:06,548 --> 00:30:08,283
[door thuds]
673
00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:13,355
>> WHY IS THERE
NO LIPSTICK ON THIS CUP?
674
00:30:13,388 --> 00:30:16,959
CUDDY WAS WEARING LIPSTICK
WHEN SHE DRANK FROM IT.
675
00:30:16,992 --> 00:30:18,928
IT WAS ON MY FACE.
WHY ISN'T IT ON THE CUP?
676
00:30:18,961 --> 00:30:21,964
>> WHY IS IT ALWAYS REASONABLE
IN HOUSELAND
677
00:30:21,997 --> 00:30:23,165
TO TAKE AN EMOTIONAL PROBLEM
678
00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:27,136
AND SIDESTEP IT BY TURNING IT
INTO A MECHANICAL PROBLEM?
679
00:30:27,169 --> 00:30:28,537
>> BECAUSE IN HOUSELAND--
680
00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,272
AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE,
BY THE WAY--
681
00:30:30,305 --> 00:30:32,474
WHEN A QUESTION PRESENTS ITSELF,
IT CALLS FOR AN ANSWER.
682
00:30:32,507 --> 00:30:36,478
>> IF THE LEFT BRAIN
IS THE INTERPRETER OF REALITY
683
00:30:36,511 --> 00:30:39,314
AND THE ONE THAT TELLS US
THE STORY OF WHO WE ARE,
684
00:30:39,348 --> 00:30:41,450
THEN WHAT IS YOUR STORY?
685
00:30:41,483 --> 00:30:44,519
DO YOU WANNA BE
THE MAN WITH THE ANSWERS,
686
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:48,290
OR DO YOU WANNA BE
THE MAN WITH CUDDY?
687
00:30:57,632 --> 00:31:00,169
>> WHAT DO I DO?
688
00:31:00,202 --> 00:31:02,137
>> YOU MAKE HER ANGRY.
689
00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:05,040
>> YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS
THE BEST TIME TO MOCK ME?
690
00:31:05,074 --> 00:31:08,410
>> I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU,
BUT I THINK I'M SERIOUS.
691
00:31:08,443 --> 00:31:09,644
COMMUNICATION CAN'T START
UNLESS YOU'RE--
692
00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:12,281
>> I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO MAKE HER ANGRY FOR--
693
00:31:12,314 --> 00:31:13,382
>> NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
694
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:15,084
COME ON!
695
00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:17,019
POO, STRIPPERS?
IT'S ROUTINE STUFF.
696
00:31:17,052 --> 00:31:19,188
YOU'VE BEEN PULLING
YOUR PUNCHES.
697
00:31:19,221 --> 00:31:21,456
YOU'RE SCARED.
YOU SHOULD BE.
698
00:31:27,462 --> 00:31:30,165
>> NOW...GO TERRORIZE HER.
699
00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:42,244
>> YOU DON'T WANNA
DESTROY IT, DO YOU?
700
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:45,280
>> I SAID I WAS GONNA DO IT.
I'LL DO IT.
701
00:31:45,314 --> 00:31:48,383
>> BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO.
702
00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:50,319
>> I WANNA BE WITH YOU.
703
00:31:50,352 --> 00:31:52,121
MAYBE I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH IT--
704
00:31:52,154 --> 00:31:54,256
>> LET'S SAY IT'S OUR FIFTH
ANNIVERSARY.
705
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:57,092
ARE YOU READY
TO DESTROY IT NOW?
706
00:31:57,126 --> 00:31:59,561
TENTH.
THREE KIDS.
707
00:31:59,594 --> 00:32:01,563
THEY SPEND THEIR SUMMERS
IN MELBOURNE
708
00:32:01,596 --> 00:32:03,198
AND HAVE ANNOYING ACCENTS.
709
00:32:03,232 --> 00:32:05,334
IT'S DISGUSTING
HOW HAPPY WE ARE.
710
00:32:05,367 --> 00:32:09,004
YOU READY NOW?
711
00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:15,044
YOU DON'T HAVE DOUBTS.
712
00:32:15,077 --> 00:32:16,678
YOU JUST DON'T WANNA KILL
713
00:32:16,711 --> 00:32:20,749
THE ONLY THING LEFT
OF SOMEONE YOU LOVED.
714
00:32:28,457 --> 00:32:30,359
DON'T DO IT.
715
00:32:30,392 --> 00:32:34,163
>> I DO HAVE TROUBLE
GIVING THINGS UP.
716
00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:38,100
FOR EXAMPLE...
717
00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:40,702
I NEVER CANCELLED
ANY OF OUR WEDDING PLANS.
718
00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:46,441
[laughing]
719
00:32:49,478 --> 00:32:51,780
[bang bang]
720
00:32:51,813 --> 00:32:55,050
[bang bang]
721
00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:59,288
ATTENTION!
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
722
00:32:59,321 --> 00:33:00,455
AS YOU GO ABOUT YOUR DAY,
723
00:33:00,489 --> 00:33:02,591
I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO BE AWARE OF THE FACT
724
00:33:02,624 --> 00:33:05,294
THAT I SLEPT WITH LISA CUDDY!
725
00:33:05,327 --> 00:33:08,630
[murmuring]
726
00:33:33,522 --> 00:33:35,357
>> THIS IS BEYOND ASS-HOOD!
727
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,593
YOU HAVE THE LUXURY
OF NOT CARING ABOUT YOUR IMAGE.
728
00:33:38,627 --> 00:33:40,495
I DO NOT!
729
00:33:40,529 --> 00:33:42,364
I CAN PERMIT A LOT OF CRAP,
730
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:44,599
BUT AN EMPLOYEE
SHOUTING ABOUT
731
00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:47,469
HIS SEXUAL
EXPLOITS WITH ME--NO!
732
00:33:47,502 --> 00:33:49,404
THAT IS ZERO TOLERANCE!
733
00:33:49,438 --> 00:33:51,106
SO CONGRATULATIONS, HOUSE.
734
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,607
I AM ANGRY.
735
00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:57,179
>> I WAS WONDERING
IF WE SHOULD MOVE IN TOGETHER.
736
00:33:57,212 --> 00:34:02,617
>> [laughing]
737
00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:08,590
YOU'RE FIRED.
738
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,827
>> I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
739
00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:14,396
I THINK SHE LIKES YOU.
740
00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:16,498
>> IF I'M FIRED,
I THINK THAT PROBABLY MEANS
741
00:34:16,531 --> 00:34:18,367
I DON'T HAVE TO SEE PATIENTS.
742
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,204
>> I'M HERE AS A SQUEAKY WHEEL.
I KNOW HOW YOU DOCTORS ARE.
743
00:34:22,237 --> 00:34:23,772
YOU'RE BUSY,
YOU GET DISTRACTED.
744
00:34:23,805 --> 00:34:26,508
MY LAB RESULTS COULD BE
SITTING IN YOUR IN-BOX.
745
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:29,444
>> I DON'T NEED YOUR LABS.
YOU HAVE ACID REFLUX.
746
00:34:29,478 --> 00:34:30,579
>> WELL, HOW COULD YOU--
747
00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:32,514
>> ACID SPLASHES
ON THE VOCAL CHORDS.
748
00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:34,849
THEY TENSE,
MAKE THAT SQUAWKING SOUND.
749
00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:36,551
IT'S COMPLETELY HARMLESS.
750
00:34:36,585 --> 00:34:37,619
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A PRESCRIPTION,
751
00:34:37,652 --> 00:34:39,321
AND YOU ARE GONNA GO AWAY.
752
00:34:39,354 --> 00:34:41,456
>> YOU ARE A GREAT DOCTOR.
753
00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:42,757
HA.
754
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,194
>> WHY'D YOU MOVE YOUR BELT?
755
00:34:45,227 --> 00:34:46,628
>> I ALWAYS MOVE MY BELT.
756
00:34:46,661 --> 00:34:48,630
MAKES ME SORE.
757
00:34:48,663 --> 00:34:50,632
>> YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.
758
00:34:50,665 --> 00:34:52,734
>> AT 86, WHAT ISN'T SORE?
759
00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:56,938
SORENESS IS LESS IMPORTANT
THAN SQUAWKING.
760
00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:59,674
IT'S THE SQUAWKING THAT WAS
BOTHERING MY WIFE. [grunts]
761
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:04,446
>> THAT'S NOT A POTBELLY.
IT'S A TUMOR.
762
00:35:06,915 --> 00:35:11,220
THAT'S WHY PANCREATIC CANCER
WAS ON MY MIND.
763
00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:13,622
MY BRAIN WAS TRYING
TO TELL ME.
764
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,590
>> THIS ISN'T SOUNDING GOOD.
765
00:35:15,624 --> 00:35:18,460
PANCREATIC CANCER?
766
00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:21,530
>> IT CAN CAUSE ACID REFLUX.
WE SHOULD SCOPE YOU.
767
00:35:21,563 --> 00:35:24,899
>> SO IT'S NOT GOOD.
EVEN FOR CANCER IT'S NOT GOOD.
768
00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:26,835
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
[elevator bell dings]
769
00:35:26,868 --> 00:35:29,571
>> THE DEODORANT HAS A HIGH
PROPORTION OF PROPYLENE GLYCOL.
770
00:35:29,604 --> 00:35:31,240
SAME STUFF MADE A KID
IN SINGAPORE
771
00:35:31,273 --> 00:35:33,808
DEVELOP A HEART CONDITION,
AND--GET THIS--SEIZURES.
772
00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:37,346
OUR PATIENT MAY NEVER HAVE
NEEDED SPLIT-BRAIN SURGERY.
773
00:35:37,379 --> 00:35:40,249
>> I'M SURE HE WILL
HALF-APPRECIATE THE IRONY.
774
00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:46,455
TAKE THIS MAN TO RADIOLOGY.
PANCREATIC SCAN.
775
00:35:46,488 --> 00:35:50,525
AND STAY WITH HIM.
776
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:53,428
>> EUGENE SCHWARTZ.
777
00:35:56,498 --> 00:35:59,434
[blows nose]
778
00:35:59,468 --> 00:36:00,935
[door clicks open]
779
00:36:04,439 --> 00:36:05,307
[brads clattering]
780
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:07,842
>> WHATEVER IT IS,
JUST SAY IT QUICKLY.
781
00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:11,546
>> DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE
LIPSTICK IN THE SAME SHADE?
782
00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:16,285
MAYBE ONE THAT HAS A SEALING
AGENT AND ONE THAT DOESN'T?
783
00:36:16,318 --> 00:36:20,955
>> HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY
BE RELEVANT TO ANYTHING?
784
00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:24,359
>> YOU REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU'RE JUST...
785
00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:27,396
OVERREACTING
TO THE OTHER NIGHT?
786
00:36:29,831 --> 00:36:32,467
>> FINE. I AM OVERREACTING.
787
00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:35,904
YOU'VE SAID PLENTY OF LOUSY
THINGS TO ME BEFORE.
788
00:36:35,937 --> 00:36:37,639
BUT...
789
00:36:37,672 --> 00:36:41,009
REACHING THE FINAL STRAW
HAS BEEN A GOOD THING
790
00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:42,711
BECAUSE IT MADE ME REALIZE
791
00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:46,481
WE NOT ONLY DON'T HAVE
A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP,
792
00:36:46,515 --> 00:36:48,950
WE NEVER COULD.
793
00:36:51,686 --> 00:36:56,024
>> YOU--YOU'RE--
794
00:36:58,026 --> 00:37:00,695
YOU'VE BEEN OVERREACTING...
795
00:37:00,729 --> 00:37:03,432
TO SOMETHING I SAID?
796
00:37:03,465 --> 00:37:06,067
>> YOU INSULTED ME.
I WALKED OUT.
797
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:10,772
IT'S NOTHING THAT HASN'T
HAPPENED A HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE.
798
00:37:14,509 --> 00:37:16,711
>> [exhales]
799
00:37:16,745 --> 00:37:17,912
I QUIT.
800
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:21,350
>> GREAT.
801
00:37:21,383 --> 00:37:24,853
MY NANNY IS OFF THE CLOCK
AT 7:30,
802
00:37:24,886 --> 00:37:27,356
SO...
YOU'RE A WEEK OFF.
803
00:37:27,389 --> 00:37:29,691
>> YOU CAN GO SUCKLE
THE LITTLE BASTARD CHILD
804
00:37:29,724 --> 00:37:33,462
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ABOUT YOURSELF.
805
00:37:33,495 --> 00:37:36,398
>> SCREW YOU.
806
00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:57,051
>> NO, NO, THAT--
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
807
00:37:57,085 --> 00:37:58,953
I TOLD YOU THAT I NEEDED YOU.
808
00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:02,056
YOU--YOU HELPED ME.
809
00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:05,059
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
810
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:31,586
ARE YOU OKAY?
811
00:38:43,665 --> 00:38:46,100
[pills clicking]
812
00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:03,211
[top pops]
813
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,830
>> SO...THIS IS THE STORY
814
00:40:21,863 --> 00:40:24,265
YOU MADE UP ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
815
00:40:24,298 --> 00:40:28,537
IT'S A NICE ONE.
816
00:40:29,671 --> 00:40:33,474
>> TOO BAD IT ISN'T TRUE.
817
00:40:41,049 --> 00:40:43,652
>> NO.
818
00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:46,254
I'M NOT OKAY.
819
00:40:56,798 --> 00:40:58,567
[door clicks open]
820
00:41:22,123 --> 00:41:25,093
[Vitamin String Quartet's
As Tears Go By]
821
00:41:25,126 --> 00:41:33,602
*
822
00:41:52,053 --> 00:41:55,790
[fading into The Rolling Stones'
As Tears Go By]
823
00:41:55,824 --> 00:42:02,631
>> * IT IS THE EVENING
OF THE DAY *
824
00:42:04,165 --> 00:42:10,972
* I SIT AND WATCH
THE CHILDREN PLAY *
825
00:42:12,774 --> 00:42:16,244
* SMILING FACES I CAN SEE
826
00:42:16,277 --> 00:42:20,649
* BUT NOT FOR ME
827
00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:31,793
* I SIT AND WATCH
AS TEARS GO BY *
828
00:42:31,826 --> 00:42:41,803
*
829
00:42:41,836 --> 00:42:54,182
*
830
00:42:54,215 --> 00:43:02,156
* I SIT AND WATCH
AS TEARS GO BY *
831
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:12,200
[instrumental break]
832
00:43:12,233 --> 00:43:22,243
[instrumental break]
833
00:43:22,276 --> 00:43:32,186
[instrumental break]
834
00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:40,461
[instrumental break]
835
00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:44,699
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