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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,845 --> 00:00:05,048 [chatter] 2 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:14,191 >> AM I GONNA HAVE TO GIVE A SPEECH? 3 00:00:14,225 --> 00:00:15,292 YOU'RE THE PUBLISHER. 4 00:00:15,326 --> 00:00:17,228 CAN'T YOU DO IT? >> I CAN WARM THEM UP. 5 00:00:17,261 --> 00:00:18,162 BUT YOU ARE GONNA HAVE 6 00:00:18,195 --> 00:00:19,830 TO GET OVER THIS FEAR OF PUBLIC SPEAKING 7 00:00:19,863 --> 00:00:21,432 BEFORE THE BOOK TOUR. 8 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:23,700 EVERYBODY. 9 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:26,370 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? THANK YOU. 10 00:00:26,403 --> 00:00:28,839 TIM HAS A FEW WORDS TO SAY. 11 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:30,541 THERE YOU GO, TIM. THEY'RE WARMED UP. 12 00:00:30,574 --> 00:00:33,444 [woman laughs] 13 00:00:33,477 --> 00:00:37,714 >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 14 00:00:37,748 --> 00:00:40,384 SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 15 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:43,254 >> YOU COULD THANK EVERYONE FOR COMING. 16 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:44,788 >> THANK YOU, NICK. 17 00:00:44,821 --> 00:00:47,458 ACTUALLY, I'M ALWAYS THANKING NICK, 18 00:00:47,491 --> 00:00:50,561 A MAN NOT ONLY FAMOUS FOR HIS RUTHLESS EDITOR'S PEN, 19 00:00:50,594 --> 00:00:53,797 BUT HIS PATIENT HAND-HOLDING OF CRAZY AUTHORS. 20 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:55,766 YOU'D THINK THAT AFTER THREE NOVELS, 21 00:00:55,799 --> 00:00:58,602 I'D START TO DEVELOP A LITTLE CONFIDENCE, BUT... 22 00:00:58,635 --> 00:01:01,372 >> FOR A BOOK LIKE THIS, WE ARE HAPPY TO SUPPLY THE CONFIDENCE. 23 00:01:01,405 --> 00:01:02,406 BEST-SELLER. 24 00:01:04,675 --> 00:01:05,842 >> WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 25 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:07,844 >> WHAT? 26 00:01:07,878 --> 00:01:09,346 >> COME ON. SHORT STORIES DON'T MAKE MONEY. 27 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:11,682 SHORT STORIES WEREN'T MAKING MONEY BACK IN 1908. 28 00:01:11,715 --> 00:01:12,883 YOU'D HAVE TO BE MATHEMATICALLY ILLITERATE 29 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:14,451 TO THINK THEY'D DO AS WELL AS A NOVEL. 30 00:01:14,485 --> 00:01:16,920 >> OKAY, NICK, LET'S STEP AWAY FROM THE CHAMPAGNE 31 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,390 BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT. 32 00:01:19,423 --> 00:01:22,293 >> YOU SLAVED OVER THIS BOOK RIGHT NEXT TO ME. 33 00:01:22,326 --> 00:01:24,795 WHY WOULD NORTHROP EVEN PUBLISH IT IF IT'S ONLY GOING TO TANK? 34 00:01:24,828 --> 00:01:28,799 >> HAVE YOU FAILED TO NOTICE YOU'RE OUR STAR AUTHOR? 35 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:30,167 OBVIOUSLY, ELAINE WOULDN'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU. 36 00:01:30,201 --> 00:01:31,902 >> UH, HONEY. 37 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,674 >> I-I'M SORRY. 38 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:40,244 I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. 39 00:01:40,277 --> 00:01:41,512 >> HE'S JOKING. 40 00:01:41,545 --> 00:01:42,579 NICK KNOWS AS WELL AS ANYONE 41 00:01:42,613 --> 00:01:43,847 WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IS ART. 42 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,916 >> SO IS FOLDING PAPER INTO ANIMAL SHAPES, 43 00:01:45,949 --> 00:01:47,718 BUT YOU DON'T EXPECT TO MAKE A LIVING OFF IT. 44 00:01:47,751 --> 00:01:48,552 >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 45 00:01:48,585 --> 00:01:49,620 >> YOU REALLY THINK SOMEONE WHO GOES 46 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,655 THROUGH TEN ASSISTANTS A YEAR AND DOESN'T RETURN 47 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:52,823 HER OWN CHILDREN'S PHONE CALLS 48 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:54,358 WOULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE STATE 49 00:01:54,391 --> 00:01:55,859 OF THE AMERICAN SHORT STORY? 50 00:01:55,892 --> 00:01:57,294 >> PLEASE, BE QUIET. 51 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,968 >> I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG. 52 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:07,671 THAT TITLE WAS A MISTAKE TOO. 53 00:02:07,704 --> 00:02:09,273 PEOPLE ARE GONNA COMPARE YOU TO SALINGER, 54 00:02:09,306 --> 00:02:13,444 AND, BOY, ARE YOU GONNA COME UP SHORT ON THAT ONE. 55 00:02:17,481 --> 00:02:19,983 >> [gasps] HONEY! 56 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,953 >> CALL 911. HELP! WE NEED HELP! 57 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:27,258 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 58 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:35,299 * 59 00:02:56,953 --> 00:02:59,790 >> CAMERON BROUGHT THIS UP FROM THE E.R. 60 00:02:59,823 --> 00:03:01,658 >> DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. 61 00:03:01,692 --> 00:03:02,959 >> IT'S PHINEAS GAGE. 62 00:03:02,993 --> 00:03:05,429 THE MOST FAMOUS CASE STUDY IN MEDICAL HISTORY. 63 00:03:05,462 --> 00:03:06,763 >> YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS PATIENT GOT 64 00:03:06,797 --> 00:03:09,032 A RAILROAD SPIKE DRILLED THROUGH HIS FRONTAL LOBE? 65 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:11,602 >> NO. NO TRAUMA, BUT HE DOES HAVE FRONTAL LOBE DISINHIBITION. 66 00:03:11,635 --> 00:03:13,604 JUST LIKE GAGE. 67 00:03:13,637 --> 00:03:15,005 >> GAGE WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON AFTER THE SPIKE. 68 00:03:15,038 --> 00:03:16,573 ARGUMENTATIVE. IMPULSIVE. 69 00:03:16,607 --> 00:03:18,509 >> WHEREAS OUR GUY BECAME A DIFFERENT PERSON 70 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:19,443 AFTER CHARDONNAY. 71 00:03:19,476 --> 00:03:21,945 >> HE WAS SOBER WHEN THEY BROUGHT HIM IN. 72 00:03:21,978 --> 00:03:23,780 THERE'S ALSO THE NOSEBLEED, THE COLLAPSE. 73 00:03:23,814 --> 00:03:24,781 >> MRI SHOW ANYTHING? 74 00:03:24,815 --> 00:03:26,049 >> NOTHING. >> GOOD. 75 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,784 WHAT FUN WOULD THAT BE? 76 00:03:27,818 --> 00:03:29,720 SO THE TUMOR'S NOT IN THE COOL NEIGHBORHOOD. 77 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:31,054 IT'S COOL NEIGHBORHOOD ADJACENT. 78 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,022 >> A WELL-PLACED TUMOR 79 00:03:32,055 --> 00:03:33,890 IN THE NASAL CAVITY ERODING INTO THE BRAIN 80 00:03:33,924 --> 00:03:34,791 COULD DO THE DAMAGE. 81 00:03:34,825 --> 00:03:36,593 >> GO STICK A SCOPE UP PHINEAS'S NOSE. 82 00:03:36,627 --> 00:03:37,628 SEE WHAT YOU FIND. 83 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:46,370 >> DADDY, I'M ALWAYS GONNA WIN 84 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:47,938 IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME WHAT YOUR CARDS ARE. 85 00:03:47,971 --> 00:03:50,073 >> WELL, THEN SUPPOSE I TELL YOU... 86 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,074 WHILE I TICKLE YOU. 87 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:51,775 >> [laughs] 88 00:03:51,808 --> 00:03:53,410 >> MR. GREENWALD, I'M DR. TAUB. 89 00:03:53,444 --> 00:03:54,478 THIS IS DR. KUTNER. 90 00:03:54,511 --> 00:03:56,647 >> WE'RE HERE FOR ANOTHER TEST. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 91 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,449 >> YOU DON'T LOOK SORRY. 92 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:01,552 UM, NO OFFENSE. 93 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:03,086 ALTHOUGH YOU DO LOOK KIND OF CHEERFUL. 94 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,287 IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY. 95 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:06,390 SHOULD I WANT A DOCTOR WHO'S EXCITED ABOUT HOW SICK I AM? 96 00:04:06,423 --> 00:04:07,324 >> I'M NOT-- 97 00:04:07,358 --> 00:04:08,359 >> WE'RE GOING TO PUT THIS UP YOUR NOSE, 98 00:04:08,392 --> 00:04:09,593 SCAN FOR ANY PROBLEMS. 99 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:13,730 I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WE ARE COMPLETELY UNEXCITED ABOUT THAT. 100 00:04:13,764 --> 00:04:15,966 EXCUSE ME, SWEETIE. 101 00:04:15,999 --> 00:04:17,934 >> SHE HAS AN AUDITORY PROCESSING DISABILITY. 102 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:22,573 >> MARIKA-BELEEKA, YOU HAVE TO GET OFF THE BED. 103 00:04:22,606 --> 00:04:24,908 >> THIS MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE. 104 00:04:24,941 --> 00:04:27,511 >> HONEY, DO YOU MIND IF I STEP OUT? 105 00:04:27,544 --> 00:04:28,979 I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE FINAL ARRANGEMENTS 106 00:04:29,012 --> 00:04:30,381 ARE IN PLACE FOR THE BREAST CANCER WALK. 107 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:31,782 >> YEAH, YOU DO THAT. 108 00:04:31,815 --> 00:04:33,484 I'LL PRETEND TO BE MACHO WHILE A GUY STUFFS 109 00:04:33,517 --> 00:04:35,952 THREE FEET OF PLASTIC UP MY NOSE. 110 00:04:35,986 --> 00:04:39,390 IT'S TOO BAD IT'S NOT YOUR NOSE. 111 00:04:39,423 --> 00:04:40,357 LOTS MORE ROOM TO MANEUVER. 112 00:04:40,391 --> 00:04:43,460 >> I GUESS THE WALK CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES. 113 00:04:43,494 --> 00:04:45,629 >> OR IN A SENSIBLE WORLD, EVEN LONGER. 114 00:04:45,662 --> 00:04:47,664 JUST HOW DOES TYING UP TRAFFIC FOR SIX HOURS 115 00:04:47,698 --> 00:04:48,599 STOP BREAST CANCER? 116 00:04:48,632 --> 00:04:49,533 >> YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. PEOPLE DONATE-- 117 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:52,536 >> WHY NOT SPEND SIX HOURS BUILDING HOUSES 118 00:04:52,569 --> 00:04:53,670 FOR HABITAT FOR HUMANITY? 119 00:04:53,704 --> 00:04:56,473 OR IS IT WRONG TO HELP TWO GROUPS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE? 120 00:04:56,507 --> 00:04:59,109 I BET THERE ARE THOSE WHO HAVE BREAST CANCER AND NO HOME. 121 00:04:59,142 --> 00:05:01,144 >> IT'S MY JOB, NICK. 122 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,714 YOU WALKED YOURSELF LAST YEAR. >> TO BE SUPPORTIVE. 123 00:05:03,747 --> 00:05:06,016 AND BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME IF I DIDN'T. 124 00:05:08,552 --> 00:05:09,886 >> I'M GONNA MAKE MY CALL. 125 00:05:12,889 --> 00:05:14,825 >> MAKE THIS GO AWAY. 126 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:18,595 GOD, THAT HONKER REALLY IS HUGE, ISN'T IT? 127 00:05:20,964 --> 00:05:23,667 >> WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 128 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,169 LOW-DOWN-BLUE-MEANIE VERSUS THE INCINERATOR. 129 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:28,439 >> I CAN'T. 130 00:05:28,472 --> 00:05:30,607 >> LET ME REPHRASE. LOW-DOWN-BLUE-MEANIE-- 131 00:05:30,641 --> 00:05:32,776 >> I UNDERSTAND MONSTER TRUCK CODE. 132 00:05:32,809 --> 00:05:33,777 DO YOU UNDERSTAND "CAN'T"? 133 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:37,848 >> NOT WHEN IT FOLLOWS "LOW-DOWN-BLUE-MEANIE." 134 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:39,483 IS THE WORLD COMING TO AN END TUESDAY NIGHT? 135 00:05:39,516 --> 00:05:40,717 OTHERWISE, WEDNESDAY-- 136 00:05:40,751 --> 00:05:43,019 >> ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT "CAN'T." 137 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:45,656 IT'S "DON'T WANT TO." 138 00:05:45,689 --> 00:05:48,992 THE FACT IS I JUST DON'T LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS. 139 00:05:49,025 --> 00:05:50,861 >> YES, YOU DO. 140 00:05:50,894 --> 00:05:52,563 >> NO, I DON'T. 141 00:05:52,596 --> 00:05:54,431 >> YOU'VE ALWAYS LIKED MONSTER TRUCKS. 142 00:05:54,465 --> 00:05:55,499 >> NO, YOU'VE ALWAYS LIKED THEM. 143 00:05:55,532 --> 00:05:57,934 I'VE TOLERATED THEM. 144 00:05:57,968 --> 00:06:00,537 SERIOUSLY, I CAN ONLY WATCH 145 00:06:00,571 --> 00:06:02,906 SO MANY HYPED-UP DUNE BUGGIES CRUSH SO MANY MOTOR HOMES 146 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:05,041 WITHOUT FEELING THE URGE TO GO SEE LA BOHEME. 147 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:06,142 AND I HATE OPERA TOO. 148 00:06:06,176 --> 00:06:08,845 >> WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? 149 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:10,947 >> I'M NOT HIDING IT. 150 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:14,184 I'M SAYING IT LOUD AND PROUD. DEATH TO MONSTER TRUCKS. 151 00:06:14,217 --> 00:06:15,786 >> NO NASAL CANCER. 152 00:06:15,819 --> 00:06:19,055 AND NO MARRIAGE EITHER IF OUR PATIENT KEEPS SAYING 153 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:20,056 EVERYTHING THAT COMES INTO HIS HEAD WITHOUT REGARD 154 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:21,958 FOR THE CONSEQUENCES. 155 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:23,960 >> YOU ALWAYS LED ME TO BELIEVE YOU WERE ONE OF A KIND. 156 00:06:23,994 --> 00:06:24,828 >> LUCKILY, JERKINESS IS 157 00:06:24,861 --> 00:06:26,463 A TEMPORARY CONDITION FOR THIS GUY. 158 00:06:26,497 --> 00:06:27,931 >> NO, IT'S NOT. 159 00:06:27,964 --> 00:06:29,866 WE MAY BE ABLE TO FIX HIS IMPULSE TO SAY 160 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,702 HIS THOUGHTS OUT LOUD, BUT HE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE 161 00:06:31,735 --> 00:06:32,903 THE GUY WHO THINKS THEM. 162 00:06:32,936 --> 00:06:34,971 >> BUT HE'S ALSO GONNA BE THE GUY WHO DOESN'T SAY THEM. 163 00:06:35,005 --> 00:06:36,773 IF HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE 164 00:06:36,807 --> 00:06:37,908 CONSTRUCTING THIS NICE GUY PERSONA, 165 00:06:37,941 --> 00:06:41,144 ISN'T THAT AS MUCH WHO HE REALLY IS AS ANYTHING ELSE? 166 00:06:41,177 --> 00:06:43,714 >> YOU WOULD ARGUE THAT. YOU'RE ALL PERSONA. 167 00:06:43,747 --> 00:06:46,116 >> I AGREE WITH WILSON. THIS GUY'S A HARRY POTTER. 168 00:06:48,051 --> 00:06:49,953 THE SORTING HAT WAS GOING TO PUT HARRY IN SLYTHERIN 169 00:06:49,986 --> 00:06:51,254 BASED ON HIS NATURE. 170 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:52,723 HE REFUSED, SO HE ENDED UP IN GRYFFINDOR. 171 00:06:52,756 --> 00:06:54,057 THROUGH CHOICE. 172 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:55,692 >> THERE'S DAMAGE SOMEWHERE IN HIS BRAIN. 173 00:06:55,726 --> 00:06:56,760 GO FIND IT. 174 00:07:00,096 --> 00:07:00,864 >> ARE YOU SURE YOU UNDERSTAND? 175 00:07:00,897 --> 00:07:05,101 >> NO, I'M LYING. EXCEPT I CAN'T. 176 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,537 YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS. 177 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,639 WHILE I TALK, YOU LOOK 178 00:07:08,672 --> 00:07:10,173 AT MY BRAIN ACTIVITY TO SEE WHERE IT'S SCREWED UP. 179 00:07:10,206 --> 00:07:12,543 THEN YOU'RE GONNA CUT THE SCREWED UP PART OUT TO TEST IT. 180 00:07:12,576 --> 00:07:14,911 IT'S DEPRESSING, BUT IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. 181 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:15,912 >> I THINK HE UNDERSTANDS. 182 00:07:15,946 --> 00:07:18,014 >> I DON'T MEAN TO BE ABRASIVE. 183 00:07:18,048 --> 00:07:20,584 ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A PLEASURE TO IMAGINE NAKED. 184 00:07:20,617 --> 00:07:23,587 AGAIN, SORRY. >> IT'S OKAY. 185 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,988 >> THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. 186 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:27,123 I'D DO YOU, THOUGH. 187 00:07:27,157 --> 00:07:28,659 REALLY, MY APOLOGIES. 188 00:07:28,692 --> 00:07:29,960 THIS STUFF JUST COMES OUT. 189 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:31,127 >> IT'S OKAY. >> HOUSE PAGED. 190 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:33,129 >> WHOA, I WOULD DO HER IN A MINUTE 191 00:07:33,163 --> 00:07:35,966 WITH FUDGE AND A CHERRY ON TOP. 192 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:38,835 WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THIS WOMAN? 193 00:07:38,869 --> 00:07:39,703 THERE'S ONLY SO MANY APOLOGIES-- 194 00:07:39,736 --> 00:07:42,138 >> HE HAS FRONTAL LOBE DISINHIBITION. 195 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:44,174 >> I'VE ALREADY EMBARRASSED MYSELF WITH ONE DOCTOR, 196 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:46,610 WHOM I AM AT THIS MOMENT IMAGINING WITH YOU 197 00:07:46,643 --> 00:07:49,846 IN A KING-SIZED BED WITH A MIRROR ON THE CEILING. 198 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,083 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 199 00:07:53,116 --> 00:07:54,217 BUT IF I COULDN'T HAVE BOTH OF YOU TOGETHER, 200 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,986 YOU DEFINITELY WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE. 201 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:58,121 >> WHERE'S HOUSE? 202 00:07:58,154 --> 00:07:59,656 >> IT'S LIKE TRYING NOT TO THINK OF AN ELEPHANT. 203 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:00,891 NOT THAT YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT. 204 00:08:00,924 --> 00:08:03,159 YOUR BREASTS, IN FACT, ARE ALL HOMO SAPIENS-- 205 00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:04,160 >> HOUSE ISN'T HERE. 206 00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:07,230 >> OH, HE WOULDN'T HAVE PAGED ME IF HE COULDN'T 207 00:08:07,263 --> 00:08:10,200 WATCH AND ENJOY THE-- 208 00:08:15,939 --> 00:08:18,074 >> YOUR TUSH IS LIKE THE PISTONS IN A FERRARI. 209 00:08:27,818 --> 00:08:29,620 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 210 00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:31,354 >> THAT WAS FOR MY BENEFIT? 211 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:33,223 >> YOU'RE 40 YEARS OLD... >> 38. 212 00:08:33,256 --> 00:08:34,725 >> THE ADMINISTRATOR OF A HOSPITAL... 213 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:35,992 >> DEAN OF MEDICINE. 214 00:08:36,026 --> 00:08:37,894 >> PEOPLE DON'T GET PERSONAL WITH YOU. 215 00:08:37,928 --> 00:08:39,295 EXCEPT FOR ME, AND YOU DISMISS ME AS A JERK 216 00:08:39,329 --> 00:08:40,631 WHO'S JERKING YOU AROUND. 217 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:42,699 BUT THAT GUY CAN ONLY TELL THE TRUTH. 218 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:45,101 AND HE PREFERS YOUR BODY TO THAT OF A SMOKIN' YOUNG HOTTIE. 219 00:08:45,135 --> 00:08:48,939 >> SO THAT WAS YOUR WAY OF SAYING I LOOK GOOD TODAY. 220 00:08:48,972 --> 00:08:51,775 >> YOU DIDN'T GET THE SLIGHTEST KICK OUT OF THAT? 221 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,245 >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, HOUSE. 222 00:09:00,316 --> 00:09:02,653 >> I HOPE YOU KNOW YOUR PISTONS ARE SECOND TO NONE. 223 00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:04,354 >> I'M OKAY. 224 00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:06,990 I'M NOT JEALOUS OF CUDDY'S PISTONS. 225 00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:08,725 STARTING BASELINE ACTIVATION. 226 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,694 >> YOU SURE? YOU LOOKED UPSET. 227 00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:13,163 >> WHAT HE WAS SAYING WAS OBNOXIOUS. 228 00:09:13,196 --> 00:09:14,297 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED ATTRACTIVE? 229 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:16,199 >> HE DIDN'T CALL ME ATTRACTIVE. 230 00:09:16,232 --> 00:09:17,868 HE CAST ME IN HIS MENTAL PORNO. 231 00:09:17,901 --> 00:09:19,636 THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTIVE MEANS. 232 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:21,137 IT MEANS "I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU, SEXUALLY." 233 00:09:21,171 --> 00:09:23,239 >> ATTRACTED CAN ALSO MEAN "I'M ATTRACTED TO THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 234 00:09:23,273 --> 00:09:25,642 TO WHO YOU ARE." 235 00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:28,211 SLIGHT ELEVATION AT TRANSAXIAL 60. 236 00:09:28,244 --> 00:09:30,046 >> IT COULD. IT NEVER DOES. 237 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,214 IT'S WHAT WOMEN CHOOSE TO HEAR, NOT WHAT MEN SAY. 238 00:09:31,247 --> 00:09:32,883 >> ACTUALLY, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT MEN SAY 239 00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:33,817 IF THEY HAVE ANY BRAINS. 240 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:35,185 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR A BASELINE. 241 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:37,253 WHAT CAN WE ASK HIM THAT'S INDISCREET, 242 00:09:37,287 --> 00:09:38,689 BUT THAT HE WON'T HATE US FOR KNOWING? 243 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,292 >> NICK, DO YOU VOTE THE SAME WAY AS YOUR WIFE? 244 00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:43,660 >> GOD, NO. 245 00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:46,262 [beeping] >> GOOD. HE'S SPIKING AT 30. 246 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:47,130 >> SHE BELIEVES I VOTED FOR HILLARY CLINTON 247 00:09:47,163 --> 00:09:49,733 IN THE PRIMARY AND OBAMA IN THE GENERAL. 248 00:09:49,766 --> 00:09:51,835 YOU'RE THINKING I'M SECRETLY A REPUBLICAN, RIGHT? 249 00:09:51,868 --> 00:09:53,069 WRONG. 250 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:55,772 I SECRETLY DON'T VOTE. EVER. 251 00:09:55,806 --> 00:09:59,776 >> WAIT, YOU'RE 46, AND YOU'VE NEVER VOTED? 252 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:02,012 >> YOUR VOICE IS NO LONGER ATTRACTIVE TO ME 253 00:10:02,045 --> 00:10:03,279 WITH THAT NOTE OF DISAPPROVAL. 254 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,281 ALTHOUGH I'M SURE THAT WILL PASS. 255 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:06,549 >> LOOK AT THAT. 256 00:10:06,582 --> 00:10:07,684 THERE'S A SPOT IN THE CINGULATE GYRUS THAT'S NOT LIGHTING UP. 257 00:10:07,718 --> 00:10:11,221 >> ONE VOTE MAKES A DIFFERENCE? NOT MATHEMATICALLY TRUE. 258 00:10:11,254 --> 00:10:13,023 >> OKAY, NICK. WE'VE GOT WHAT WE NEED. 259 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:15,158 WE CAN'T BIOPSY THAT. IT'S TOO CLOSE TO THE BRAINSTEM. 260 00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:17,894 >> COULD BE NEUROSARCOIDOSIS. AT LEAST IT'S TREATABLE. 261 00:10:17,928 --> 00:10:19,796 SO WE GIVE HIM STEROIDS, AND IF WE'RE RIGHT, 262 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:20,797 WE SHOULD START SEEING HIS SYMPTOMS IMPROVE 263 00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:22,065 WITHIN HALF A DAY. 264 00:10:26,269 --> 00:10:27,270 >> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 265 00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:30,173 >> I FIND YOUR STRONG ATTACHMENT 266 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:32,308 TO A WORKING DEMOCRACY TO BE EXTREMELY SEXY. 267 00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:35,211 >> OOH, YOU SMOOTH TALKER. 268 00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:37,380 [retreating footsteps] 269 00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:39,249 >> DO YOU THINK MY NOSE IS TOO BIG? 270 00:10:39,282 --> 00:10:42,152 >> RELAX, HE ALSO IMPLIED MY BEDSIDE MANNER WAS A LITTLE OFF. 271 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:44,287 YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THAT, RIGHT? 272 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,322 >> NO. 273 00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:49,259 >> NO ONE'S EVER MENTIONED YOUR NOSE BEFORE? 274 00:10:49,292 --> 00:10:50,727 YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON. 275 00:10:50,761 --> 00:10:52,128 >> THEY TELL ME IT SUITS MY FACE. 276 00:10:52,162 --> 00:10:53,029 >> IT DOES. >> MAYBE. 277 00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:55,231 MAYBE THAT'S JUST THE SOCIAL CONTRACT. 278 00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:56,767 YOU TELL ME I LOOK GREAT. 279 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,234 I TELL YOU YOU'RE A PEOPLE PERSON. 280 00:10:58,268 --> 00:10:59,736 HOW CAN YOU KNOW THE TRUTH? 281 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:01,104 >> YOU COULD ASK FOR THE TRUTH. 282 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,506 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NOSE? 283 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,076 PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH. >> IT'S FINE. IT'S A NOSE. 284 00:11:06,109 --> 00:11:09,112 >> JUST PROVING A POINT. 285 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,221 >> ANYONE SITTING HERE? 286 00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:19,790 >> JUST MY PERSONA. 287 00:11:21,858 --> 00:11:25,528 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING THE WAY PEOPLE CLING ONTO INSULTS. 288 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,064 OR WHAT THEY THINK ARE INSULTS. 289 00:11:28,098 --> 00:11:30,333 >> SO THAT WASN'T AN INSULT? 290 00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:33,169 >> I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT, LIKE OUR PATIENT, 291 00:11:33,203 --> 00:11:35,338 YOU'RE HIDING A DARK, SARCASTIC CORE 292 00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:37,908 BENEATH A CANDY SHELL OF COMPULSIVE NICENESS. 293 00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:39,309 >> I'M NOT ALWAYS NICE. 294 00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:40,476 I'M NOT NICE TO YOU. 295 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:42,412 >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW NICE BORES ME. 296 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,948 HENCE, STILL NICE. 297 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,850 NO, I'M SUGGESTING THAT YOU HAVE NO CORE. 298 00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:50,053 YOU'RE WHAT WHOEVER YOU'RE WITH NEEDS YOU TO BE. 299 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:53,389 OKAY, I GUESS THAT COULD BE INSULTING. 300 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:55,091 THE INTERESTING QUESTION IS WHY. 301 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:57,527 WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORLD WILL END 302 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,863 IN CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION IF YOU'RE NOT THERE TO SAVE IT? 303 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:02,265 >> BECAUSE WHEN MY PARENTS PUT ME IN THE ROCKET 304 00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,935 AND SENT ME HERE, THEY SAID, "JAMES, YOU WILL GROW 305 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:06,369 TO MANHOOD UNDER A YELLOW SUN--" 306 00:12:06,402 --> 00:12:08,338 >> AND WHY'D YOU LIE ABOUT MONSTER TRUCKS? 307 00:12:08,371 --> 00:12:09,572 >> I DIDN'T. 308 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,075 >> I CHECKED YOUR APPOINTMENT BOOK. 309 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,476 YOU GOT TOMORROW NIGHT MARKED OFF, 310 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:15,145 BUT YOU DIDN'T PUT DOWN WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 311 00:12:15,178 --> 00:12:16,579 SO YOU THOUGHT SOMEONE MIGHT LOOK AT THE BOOK-- 312 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:20,350 >> I'M PLAYING RACQUETBALL TOMORROW NIGHT WITH TAUB. 313 00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:22,285 >> WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THAT? 314 00:12:22,318 --> 00:12:24,354 >> BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU. 315 00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:26,056 I DEVOTE TIME TO ANYONE ELSE, 316 00:12:26,089 --> 00:12:28,258 YOU'D END UP STALKING ME AND HARASSING THEM. 317 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,326 >> YOU SAY THAT AS THOUGH IT WOULDN'T BE FUN. 318 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,395 >> AND MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT TO RUB YOUR NOSE 319 00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:34,965 IN THE FACT THAT WE'D BE DOING SOMETHING YOU CAN NO LONGER DO. 320 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:38,001 BECAUSE I'M NICE. 321 00:12:43,339 --> 00:12:45,408 >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE STEROIDS WERE GONNA HELP HIM. 322 00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:46,910 [machine beeps rapidly] 323 00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,144 WHAT--IS IT HIS HEART? 324 00:12:48,178 --> 00:12:51,581 >> EKG SAYS HEART'S FINE. 325 00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:53,483 IT'S GOTTA BE THE KIDNEYS. 326 00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:54,484 I NEED TO GET HIM ON DIALYSIS. 327 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:58,121 >> OH. 328 00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:02,058 >> HE'S ON DIALYSIS, AND HE'S STABLE. 329 00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:04,060 >> WE KNOW IT'S NOT SYSTEMIC SCLEROSIS. 330 00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:08,564 >> HEY, CYRANO DE BERKOWITZ. 331 00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:10,433 LET IT GO. 332 00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:13,203 >> CHRONIC LYMPHOCYTIC LEUKEMIA COULD EXPLAIN 333 00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:14,204 BRAIN AND KIDNEY PROBLEMS. 334 00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:16,539 >> THE CBC SHOWED NORMAL WHITE BLOOD CELLS. 335 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:20,576 >> SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH WILSON? 336 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:23,046 >> FOUR OR FIVE TIMES. 337 00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:24,214 COULD BE DIABETES. 338 00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:25,882 >> OR A CONGENITAL METABOLIC DISORDER. 339 00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:28,351 >> CONGENITAL DISORDERS GENERALLY DON'T WAIT 340 00:13:28,384 --> 00:13:29,886 TILL YOU'RE 46 TO MANIFEST. 341 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,554 >> SO HE'S A LATE BLOOMER. 342 00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:33,323 HIS DAUGHTER HAS A NEUROLOGICAL CONDITION. 343 00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:35,058 >> FIRST OF ALL, 344 00:13:35,091 --> 00:13:36,960 WILSON PLAYED TENNIS ON HIS COLLEGE TEAM, 345 00:13:36,993 --> 00:13:39,629 AND YOU ARE A JEW. 346 00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:41,464 YOU'RE NOT ATHLETIC. 347 00:13:41,497 --> 00:13:43,533 RUN TO THE END OF THE HALL AND BACK. I'LL TIME YOU. 348 00:13:43,566 --> 00:13:45,068 >> SANDY KOUFAX IS JEWISH. 349 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:46,937 GREATEST LEFT-HANDED PITCHER OF ALL TIME. 350 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,639 >> SANDY KOUFAX IS ALL YOU JEWS GO ON ABOUT. 351 00:13:49,672 --> 00:13:54,044 SANDY KOUFAX AND THE HOLOCAUST. GETS OLD. 352 00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:56,179 >> THERE ARE DOZENS OF CONGENITAL CONDITIONS 353 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:57,380 THAT FIT OUR PARAMETERS. 354 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,982 WE CAN'T SPEND TIME GENE TESTING 355 00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:00,583 FOR ALL OF 'EM, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE ONLY GUESSING 356 00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:01,451 IT'S CONGENITAL. 357 00:14:01,484 --> 00:14:04,054 >> IS A Z-SHOT OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE? 358 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,521 >> IT'S BOTH. 359 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,557 >> YOU SUSPECTED THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION. 360 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,625 >> BUT I COULD HAVE SAID NEITHER. 361 00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:11,161 DIABETES MAKES MORE SENSE. 362 00:14:11,194 --> 00:14:13,496 >> WE CAN NARROW THE TESTING DOWN 363 00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:14,697 TO 40 LIKELY CANDIDATES. 364 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,432 TEST FOR PERIPHERAL NERVE DAMAGE. 365 00:14:16,466 --> 00:14:17,400 >> HE'S GOT BRAIN DAMAGE. 366 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,402 HE'S LIKELY TO HAVE PERIPHERAL NERVE DAMAGE 367 00:14:19,435 --> 00:14:20,636 NO MATTER WHAT THE CAUSE. 368 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:22,238 >> YES, THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD NOT TEST HIM FOR IT. 369 00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:24,540 TEST THE DAUGHTER. 370 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:25,508 KUTNER RUNS THE NERVE TEST. 371 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,944 TAUB, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT THE DIABETES. 372 00:14:27,978 --> 00:14:29,245 TAKE SUPPER AWAY FROM OUR PATIENT 373 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,647 AND RUN A GLUCOSE TOLERANCE TEST. 374 00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:34,350 OH, AND THE NURSES HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD. 375 00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:35,718 YOU CAN DO THE BLOOD DRAWS YOURSELF. 376 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,388 >> THEY HAVE TO BE DONE EVERY COUPLE HOURS. 377 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:39,655 YOU'RE PUNISHING ME 378 00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:41,157 BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS 379 00:14:41,191 --> 00:14:42,158 THAT I'M SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. 380 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,526 >> THAT WOULD BE PETTY. 381 00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:44,727 I'M PUNISHING YOU 382 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,696 BECAUSE NOW YOU'VE JOINED MY BEST FRIEND IN LYING TO ME. 383 00:14:46,729 --> 00:14:49,499 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY TO CONFESS EVERYTHING. 384 00:14:58,741 --> 00:15:01,511 >> THESE CAN BECOME EITHER HOT OR COLD. 385 00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:03,679 AS SOON AS IT STARTS TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, 386 00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:04,747 I WANT YOU TO TELL ME. 387 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:05,982 >> BUT YOU DON'T THINK 388 00:15:06,016 --> 00:15:07,383 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. 389 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,552 >> NO, BABY, THEY'RE TESTING YOU TO HELP DADDY. 390 00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:11,021 >> YES, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS VERY IMPORTANT. 391 00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,389 IT'S LIKE THE BETTER YOU DO, 392 00:15:13,423 --> 00:15:15,391 THE BETTER WE KNOW YOUR DAD IS. 393 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,665 >> I'LL START WITH HEAT. 394 00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:30,306 >> I KNOW IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 395 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,575 I KNOW WHAT HE SAYS IS INVOLUNTARY, 396 00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:35,711 BUT IT DOESN'T HELP. 397 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:39,349 >> INSIDE, HE'S STILL THE SAME MAN. 398 00:15:39,382 --> 00:15:41,117 >> THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 399 00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:42,652 APPARENTLY HE'S BEEN THINKING THIS STUFF ALL ALONG. 400 00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:44,187 WHOEVER THAT "SAME MAN" IS, 401 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,357 IT'S NOT THE PERSON I THOUGHT I WAS MARRIED TO. 402 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:50,126 >> YOU OKAY? 403 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:55,031 >> SHE SHOULD BE FEELING SOMETHING BY NOW. 404 00:15:55,065 --> 00:15:56,632 >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS SHE SICK TOO? 405 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:57,700 >> [screams] 406 00:15:57,733 --> 00:16:02,438 >> MARIKA! HONEY! 407 00:16:02,472 --> 00:16:03,706 >> YOU'RE BURNED. 408 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:04,707 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT STARTED TO HURT? 409 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:05,608 >> I WANTED TO HELP DADDY. 410 00:16:05,641 --> 00:16:07,377 YOU SAID THE BETTER I DO, 411 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,378 THE BETTER DADDY HAS TO BE. 412 00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:11,747 >> SORRY. 413 00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:13,683 >> I'M STARVING. 414 00:16:13,716 --> 00:16:16,386 >> ONLY WAY WE CAN DO THE TEST. 415 00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:18,488 >> GOOD THING IT'S YOU AND NOT DR. HADLEY. 416 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:21,224 COULD YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME? 417 00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:24,760 I HAVE A RICH IMAGINATIVE LIFE. I'D RATHER NOT SHARE IT. 418 00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:26,629 >> WE ALL HAVE THOUGHTS. 419 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:29,299 >> I KNOW WE ALL HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS. 420 00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:31,234 WE HAVE IGNOBLE THOUGHTS. 421 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,803 I JUST DON'T WANT THOSE TO BE WHO I AM TO PEOPLE, 422 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:34,670 ESPECIALLY NOT TO MY WIFE. 423 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:35,838 >> I UNDERSTAND. 424 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,140 I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE FAIR 425 00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:38,274 TO DEFINE ME BY MY PASSING THOUGHTS. 426 00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:39,709 >> MY REAL CHOICES ARE MY ACTIONS. 427 00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:41,211 AND I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HURT HER. 428 00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:42,812 I'VE NEVER CHEATED. 429 00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:46,216 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU'VE CHEATED? 430 00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:50,286 >> WHAT? NO. 431 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,621 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 432 00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:53,756 >> BECAUSE YOU LOOK GUILTY AS HELL. 433 00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:56,592 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? OF COURSE YOU'RE SERIOUS. 434 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,528 >> YES, EVERYONE KNOWS. 435 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:01,564 GOD, THEY MUST THINK YOU'RE A CREEP. 436 00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:02,765 THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW. 437 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:05,268 THEY MIGHT BE IDIOTS. 438 00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:06,402 I JUST SAY THESE THINGS. 439 00:17:16,846 --> 00:17:19,315 >> WHY'D YOU PAGE ME HERE? 440 00:17:19,349 --> 00:17:22,885 >> I NEED YOU TO UPDATE ME ON THE PATIENT'S CONDITION. 441 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,488 >> SEEMS TO BE DEAD. WHY'D YOU PAGE ME HERE? 442 00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:29,459 >> I NEED YOU TO UPDATE ME ON THE PATIENT'S CONDITION 443 00:17:29,492 --> 00:17:31,727 WHILE HITTING THIS AGAINST THE WALL. 444 00:17:33,629 --> 00:17:34,797 THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE WE CAN DO BOTH. 445 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,267 >> I FINISHED THE LAST BLOOD DRAW. 446 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,202 >> I EXPECT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR ME 447 00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,503 TO RISE TO A CHALLENGE. 448 00:17:40,536 --> 00:17:44,340 UNLESS THEY DON'T EXPECT TO WORK FOR ME. 449 00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:58,654 >> [sighs] 450 00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:04,760 LAST BLOOD DRAW WAS AT 6:00 A.M. 451 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:08,631 SUGAR LEVELS NEVER ROSE ABOVE 120 ALL NIGHT. 452 00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:14,737 >> SO THE GLUCOSE WAS NORMAL. 453 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,239 MEANS YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT DIABETES. 454 00:18:16,272 --> 00:18:18,741 >> I STILL THINK IT'S THE ENDOCRINE SYSTEM. 455 00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:20,876 MAYBE I JUST GOT THE WRONG GLAND. 456 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:24,847 >> SO YOU'RE GOING FOR THYROID INSTEAD OF PANCREAS? 457 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,881 MAKES SENSE. 458 00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:29,785 >> OW. 459 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,254 [glass breaks] 460 00:18:31,287 --> 00:18:32,855 FINE. 461 00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:35,625 I'M NOT PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH WILSON. 462 00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:37,293 I WAS NEVER PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH WILSON. 463 00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:39,262 I HAVE NEVER PLAYED RACQUETBALL WITH WILSON. 464 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,332 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL 465 00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:44,867 IF A DEPARTMENT HEAD OWED ME A FAVOR. 466 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,636 BUT IT'S NOT WORTH THIS. 467 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,472 >> NOT BAD. 468 00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,773 YOU PUT ON A GOOD SHOW. 469 00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:51,774 YOU STUDIED UP. 470 00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:53,876 WILSON ACTUALLY BOOKED A COURT. 471 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:56,712 IF YOU WERE REALLY A RACQUETBALL PLAYER, 472 00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:58,481 YOU'D KNOW THAT YOU WERE HOLDING A SQUASH RACKET. 473 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,219 TELL KUTNER TO DO A THYROID REUPTAKE SCAN, 474 00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:06,956 THEN GO GRAB A NAP IN ONE OF THE ON-CALL ROOMS. 475 00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:10,460 >> WE'RE TAKING YOU TO DO A THYROID REUPTAKE SCAN. 476 00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:11,961 WE THINK YOUR-- >> I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE 477 00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:13,796 UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN WHY MY DAUGHTER HAS 478 00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:14,730 A BANDAGE ON HER HAND. 479 00:19:14,764 --> 00:19:16,732 YOU JUST SAID YOU WANTED TO RUN SOME TEST. 480 00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:19,869 I'D KNOWN IT WOULD INVOLVE PAIN, I'D HAVE SAID, "HELL, NO." 481 00:19:19,902 --> 00:19:20,970 >> IT'S A MILD BURN. 482 00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:23,839 SINCE MARIKA HAS A NEUROLOGICAL DISABILITY LIKE YOU, 483 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:25,875 WE NEEDED TO MAKE SURE-- >> SHE HAS NO DISABILITY. 484 00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:26,876 >> NICK, YOU KNOW 485 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:28,344 ABOUT HER PROBLEM WITH AUDITORY PROCESSING. 486 00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:30,646 >> "AUDITORY PROCESSING"? 487 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,382 THAT'S CODE FOR "I CAN'T STAND THINKING 488 00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:33,683 MY DAUGHTER'S NOT PERFECT." 489 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,851 >> THE THERAPIST SAID MARIKA'S TEST SCORES-- 490 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,787 >> WERE INDETERMINATE. 491 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,589 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DISABILITY. 492 00:19:39,622 --> 00:19:41,824 SHE DAYDREAMS. 493 00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:42,925 SHE GETS BELOW-AVERAGE MARKS IN SCHOOL 494 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:45,961 BECAUSE SHE'S BELOW AVERAGE. 495 00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:48,664 EVERY PARENT THINKS THEIR CHILD'S "ABOVE AVERAGE." 496 00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:49,899 >> NICK! >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 497 00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:51,601 WHAT THE WORD AVERAGE MEANS? 498 00:19:51,634 --> 00:19:52,835 SOMEBODY HAS TO BE UNDER IT. 499 00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,604 >> NICK, SHUT UP. 500 00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:03,313 >> OH, HONEY... 501 00:20:03,346 --> 00:20:05,415 I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID. 502 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:08,718 YOUR MOTHER'S NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE BOX, 503 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,886 AND SHE DOES GREAT. 504 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:16,792 SEE, THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOUR MOTHER TO KEEP YOU AT HOME. 505 00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:17,927 DIDN'T WANT YOU HERE. 506 00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:21,764 MARIKA! 507 00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:22,932 MARIKA, WAIT! 508 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,834 [coughing] GET HER... 509 00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:26,035 [machine beeps rapidly] >> YOU'RE BURNING UP. 510 00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:31,040 AND YOUR LUNGS ARE FULL OF FLUID. WE NEED TO GET IT OUT. 511 00:20:31,073 --> 00:20:32,942 I NEED 200 MILLIGRAMS OF FUROSEMIDE 512 00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:34,610 AND TWO MILLIGRAMS OF MORPHINE, STAT. 513 00:20:37,347 --> 00:20:39,014 >> HIS TEMPERATURE IS 103. >> INFECTION. 514 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:40,950 >> THE STEROIDS MUST HAVE FORCED IT INTO THE OPEN. 515 00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,518 >> WHAT KIND OF INFECTION? IT COULD BE ANYTHING. 516 00:20:42,552 --> 00:20:44,820 STAPH AUREUS, TUBERCULOSIS, STRONGYLOIDES... 517 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:46,589 >> GO BACK TO PHINEAS, GET A HISTORY. 518 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:47,590 >> WE'VE GOT A HISTORY. HE HASN'T BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 519 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,924 >> GET A DETAILED HISTORY. 520 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,793 >> NO ONE AT HOME IS SICK. 521 00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,395 NO ONE AT WORK IS SICK. 522 00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:53,396 THERE'S NO SIGN OF TICKS OR MOSQUITOES. 523 00:20:53,429 --> 00:20:56,065 >> GET A MORE DETAILED HISTORY. ASK HIM AGAIN. 524 00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:57,066 AND AGAIN UNTIL HE REMEMBERS SOMETHING. 525 00:20:57,099 --> 00:21:00,503 NOT YOU. KUTNER CAN DO IT. 526 00:21:00,536 --> 00:21:02,304 YOU'RE GONNA BE BUSY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 527 00:21:10,045 --> 00:21:11,847 >> I'M HERE TO INVITE YOU TO LUNCH. 528 00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:14,450 >> UH, WHY? 529 00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:19,522 >> I'VE BEEN MADE. 530 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:22,725 HOUSE SENT ME BACK TO YOU AS A DOUBLE AGENT. 531 00:21:28,564 --> 00:21:29,532 >> ANYTHING WRONG? 532 00:21:29,565 --> 00:21:31,100 >> EYES ARE A LITTLE RED. 533 00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,635 >> THERE'S A SHOCKER. 534 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,404 I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP 535 00:21:34,437 --> 00:21:35,705 SINCE THIS THING STARTED. 536 00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:37,607 YOU SHOULD GET SOME REST YOURSELF. 537 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,575 >> THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 538 00:21:39,609 --> 00:21:41,577 THIS IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME. 539 00:21:41,611 --> 00:21:42,778 IT'LL BE PRETTY EXHAUSTIVE. 540 00:21:42,812 --> 00:21:44,814 >> ARE YOU AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT SAY WHILE I'M HERE? 541 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,081 >> YES. 542 00:21:46,115 --> 00:21:47,717 >> ARE YOU TELLING ME 543 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,151 THERE'S SOMETHING WORSE THAN WHAT I'VE ALREADY HEARD? 544 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:53,055 >> NO, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. 545 00:21:53,088 --> 00:21:54,990 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA HURT YOU NEXT. 546 00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:56,526 I THINK WE SHOULD BE AROUND EACH OTHER 547 00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:58,360 AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. 548 00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:04,900 >> THIS IS PATHETIC. 549 00:22:04,934 --> 00:22:07,803 >> I KNOW. 550 00:22:07,837 --> 00:22:11,907 TELL MARIKA I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 551 00:22:11,941 --> 00:22:13,175 >> SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT. 552 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,846 >> I DON'T THINK SHE DOES. 553 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:20,583 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 554 00:22:20,616 --> 00:22:21,884 >> YEAH. 555 00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:38,033 >> GUY LEADS A BORING LIFE. 556 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,635 THEY STAY HOME A LOT. 557 00:22:39,669 --> 00:22:41,203 NO TRAVEL, NO EXOTIC PETS, 558 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,572 NO NEARBY STANDING WATER. 559 00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:44,039 >> YOU SOUND PLEASED ABOUT SOMETHING. 560 00:22:44,073 --> 00:22:45,074 CAN WE GET TO THAT PART? 561 00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:47,109 >> HIS WIFE RESCUES DOGS. 562 00:22:47,142 --> 00:22:49,745 AMONG OTHERS, A BIG ROTTWEILER WHO'S TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE. 563 00:22:49,779 --> 00:22:51,447 OUR PATIENT HATES IT. 564 00:22:51,481 --> 00:22:52,848 >> WAS THE WIFE THERE TO HEAR THIS? 565 00:22:52,882 --> 00:22:54,784 >> NO. >> TOO BAD. KEEP GOING. 566 00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:58,020 >> THE DOG MARKS HIS TERRITORY ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. 567 00:22:58,053 --> 00:22:58,954 I ASKED WHAT THE ODDS WERE THAT HE WOULD HAVE PUT DOWN 568 00:22:58,988 --> 00:23:01,491 FOOD OR DRINK WHERE THE DOG COULD REACH. 569 00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:03,693 HE SAID HE PUT A GLASS OF JUICE ON THE FLOOR 570 00:23:03,726 --> 00:23:04,827 WHILE HE WAS FIXING THE TELEVISION. 571 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:06,095 >> THE DOG WAS FIXING THE TELEVISION? 572 00:23:06,128 --> 00:23:08,130 >> YES. >> THE PATIENT'S EYES RED? 573 00:23:08,163 --> 00:23:11,066 >> YEAH. I'M THINKING WEIL'S. 574 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,868 >> BACTERIAL. HE LUCKED OUT. 575 00:23:12,902 --> 00:23:15,638 START HIM ON DOXYCYCLINE. 576 00:23:15,671 --> 00:23:17,907 IF HE IMPROVES, WE'LL KNOW WE WERE RIGHT. 577 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:23,178 >> I TOLD WILSON YOU SENT ME TO GET INFORMATION. 578 00:23:23,212 --> 00:23:25,047 >> AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME. 579 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,516 WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU, A QUADRUPLE AGENT? 580 00:23:26,549 --> 00:23:30,185 >> HE LET ME PRINT OUT HIS E-MAILS. 581 00:23:30,219 --> 00:23:31,621 >> WOW. EXCELLENT. 582 00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,155 INFORMATION HE WANTS US TO HAVE. 583 00:23:33,188 --> 00:23:35,157 DID HE LET YOU PRINT OUT HIS DELETED E-MAILS? 584 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:36,659 >> NO. >> THEN GO BACK THERE-- 585 00:23:36,692 --> 00:23:38,060 >> AS LONG AS I WAS SITTING THERE, 586 00:23:38,093 --> 00:23:40,029 I THOUGHT I'D PRINT 'EM ANYWAY. 587 00:23:40,062 --> 00:23:42,498 TOP ONE'S THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 588 00:23:42,532 --> 00:23:45,968 >> "WRITING TO CONFIRM WEDNESDAY AT 7:00 P.M." 589 00:23:46,001 --> 00:23:50,540 >> IT'S OUTGOING TO JGONZALEZ@NYMERCY.NET. 590 00:23:50,573 --> 00:23:52,241 THERE'S A JOAN GONZALEZ IN ONCOLOGY. 591 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:53,275 IT'S A CONSULT. 592 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,746 >> SECRET CONSULT, 7:00 P.M.? 593 00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:59,949 OH, JOAN IS PERKY. 594 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:02,818 >> YOU'RE WRONG. THERE WAS A PATIENT FILE ATTACHED. 595 00:24:02,852 --> 00:24:03,953 >> WHERE? 596 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,287 >> IT WAS PASSWORD-PROTECTED. 597 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,355 >> NO. 598 00:24:06,388 --> 00:24:10,593 WILSON DOESN'T PASSWORD-PROTECT HIS PATIENT FILES. 599 00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:12,261 I'M THE ONLY ONE HE'D EXPECT EVER TO LOOK THERE, 600 00:24:12,294 --> 00:24:14,263 AND HE KNOWS THERE'S ONLY ONE PATIENT I'D WANT TO CHECK ON. 601 00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:17,166 >> YOU THINK WILSON'S SICK? 602 00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:21,771 >> IF WILSON HAD CANCER, THERE'D BE NO REASON 603 00:24:21,804 --> 00:24:23,205 FOR HIM TO DRIVE THREE HOURS TO MANHATTAN. 604 00:24:23,238 --> 00:24:25,875 HE COULD PULL STRINGS HERE AND GET THE BEST TREATMENT. 605 00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:27,810 SIX ARTICLES BY GONZALEZ. 606 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:31,280 "MANAGING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS IN ONCOLOGY PATIENTS," 607 00:24:31,313 --> 00:24:34,316 "SUICIDAL IDEATION IN CHILDREN WITH LEUKEMIA." 608 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:38,053 >> I DON'T WANT TO ASK THIS, BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD REASON 609 00:24:38,087 --> 00:24:39,088 TO THINK HE MIGHT BE DEPRESSED? 610 00:24:39,121 --> 00:24:42,057 >> NO. GET OUT OF HERE. 611 00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:55,237 >> YOUR FEVER'S DOWN AND YOUR LUNGS ARE CLEARING. 612 00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:58,641 >> HOW LONG BEFORE THIS BRAIN THING GOES AWAY? 613 00:24:58,674 --> 00:25:00,175 >> THE INFECTION'S GONE, 614 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,677 BUT THE DAMAGE THE INFECTION DID... 615 00:25:01,711 --> 00:25:03,078 YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH. 616 00:25:03,112 --> 00:25:06,315 >> YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN'T FIX THIS? 617 00:25:06,348 --> 00:25:07,917 THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY. 618 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:09,685 >> WE'D NEED TO REMOVE THE DAMAGED AREA 619 00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:11,153 IN YOUR CINGULATE GYRUS, 620 00:25:11,186 --> 00:25:13,088 BUT IT'S TOO CLOSE TO THE BRAINSTEM TO RISK SURGERY. 621 00:25:13,122 --> 00:25:15,024 >> YOU CAN'T RISK IT. 622 00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:16,859 BUT I COULD SHOP AROUND, 623 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,328 AND MAYBE SOME BETTER DOCTORS AT A BETTER HOSPITAL-- 624 00:25:19,361 --> 00:25:22,331 >> THE BRAIN STEM CONTROLS THE BODY'S INVOLUNTARY SYSTEMS. 625 00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:24,033 THE SLIGHTEST MISTAKE COULD KILL YOU. 626 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:26,335 EVEN IF YOU SURVIVE, 627 00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:28,370 YOU MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO BREATHE ON YOUR OWN AGAIN. 628 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:31,140 YOU MAY NEVER-- >> I GET IT. 629 00:25:31,173 --> 00:25:33,075 >> I KNOW THIS SEEMS LIKE A LOT TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW. 630 00:25:33,108 --> 00:25:35,645 BUT PEOPLE HAVE ADAPTED TO LIVING 631 00:25:35,678 --> 00:25:37,112 WITH ALL KINDS OF NEUROLOGICAL DEFICITS. 632 00:25:37,146 --> 00:25:40,149 >> HEY, AT LEAST WE CAN PROMISE YOU IT WON'T GET ANY WORSE. 633 00:25:40,182 --> 00:25:42,752 >> GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM. 634 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:57,867 >> YOUR ASSISTANT SAID THAT YOU WERE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, 635 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,802 TAKING A WALK. 636 00:25:59,835 --> 00:26:01,637 >> IS THERE AN EMERGENCY? 637 00:26:01,671 --> 00:26:03,839 >> I DON'T KNOW. IS THERE? 638 00:26:03,873 --> 00:26:06,408 YOU NEVER TAKE A WALK UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING 639 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:07,710 YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT. 640 00:26:07,743 --> 00:26:08,944 >> MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T HAVE 641 00:26:08,978 --> 00:26:11,413 A GOOD STATISTICAL SAMPLING OF MY WALKS. 642 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,816 >> THE OTHER THING YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED TO THINK 643 00:26:13,849 --> 00:26:15,951 IS YOU COME TO MY OFFICE. 644 00:26:15,985 --> 00:26:17,953 APPARENTLY, THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN ONLY DISCUSS 645 00:26:17,987 --> 00:26:19,655 WITH GONZALEZ AT NEW YORK MERCY. 646 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,798 >> TAUB. ANOTHER GRADUATE OF THE HOUSE SCHOOL OF BEING A DICK. 647 00:26:28,831 --> 00:26:30,199 >> PRIVATE DICK. 648 00:26:30,232 --> 00:26:31,400 >> LOOK, I'D LOVE TO STAY FOR THE FULL INQUISITION, 649 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:33,869 BUT I NEED SOME HOT COFFEE. 650 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,710 >> OF COURSE YOU NEED HOT COFFEE. 651 00:26:40,743 --> 00:26:44,947 IT'S 45 DEGREES OUTSIDE, AND YOU LEFT YOUR COAT UPSTAIRS. 652 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,682 WHY? 653 00:26:46,716 --> 00:26:49,184 >> YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHY I FORGOT MY COAT? 654 00:26:49,218 --> 00:26:52,421 >> ONCE YOU GET OUTSIDE, THE COLD WOULD HAVE REMINDED YOU. 655 00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:54,924 YOU COULD HAVE COME BACK, BUT YOU DIDN'T. 656 00:26:54,957 --> 00:26:57,026 YOU CHOSE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE. 657 00:26:57,059 --> 00:26:59,729 WHY WOULD SOMEONE CHOOSE THAT? 658 00:27:01,831 --> 00:27:04,399 BECAUSE THEY HATE THEMSELVES? 659 00:27:04,433 --> 00:27:05,935 >> HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT WHEN I DON'T SHARE 660 00:27:05,968 --> 00:27:07,903 SOMETHING, IT MIGHT NOT BE MEANT AS A CHALLENGE? 661 00:27:07,937 --> 00:27:09,204 IT MIGHT JUST MEAN 662 00:27:09,238 --> 00:27:11,774 THAT I'D LIKE THERE TO BE ONE MOLECULE OF MY LIFE 663 00:27:11,807 --> 00:27:13,709 THAT GOES UNEXAMINED BY GREGORY HOUSE. 664 00:27:27,422 --> 00:27:30,459 >> NICK GREENWALD. 665 00:27:30,492 --> 00:27:32,194 I HEAR YOU'RE THE GUY IN CHARGE. 666 00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:35,397 I'M THE PATIENT WITH THE DISINHIBITION. 667 00:27:35,430 --> 00:27:38,734 >> IF YOU'RE HERE TO SAY THANKS, YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW GO AWAY. 668 00:27:38,768 --> 00:27:40,435 >> OH, I'M NOT THANKFUL. I'M PISSED. 669 00:27:40,469 --> 00:27:43,806 >> OH, ALL THE MORE REASON TO GO AWAY. 670 00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:46,175 >> THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SENDING ME HOME. 671 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,744 TO WHAT? 672 00:27:48,778 --> 00:27:50,112 A LIFE WHERE I'LL CONTINUALLY DRIVE AWAY 673 00:27:50,145 --> 00:27:52,281 ANYONE WHO MIGHT FOR A SECOND CARE ABOUT ME? 674 00:27:52,314 --> 00:27:55,417 >> THOSE ARE THE BREAKS. 675 00:27:59,488 --> 00:28:03,425 >> YOU COULD OPERATE. 676 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,028 >> YOU COULD DIE. 677 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,163 >> SO I'M EITHER BETTER OR DEAD? 678 00:28:08,197 --> 00:28:10,099 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 679 00:28:14,436 --> 00:28:17,773 I-I'VE ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF A... 680 00:28:17,807 --> 00:28:20,776 AN IMPATIENT GUY. 681 00:28:20,810 --> 00:28:23,779 BUT I'VE WORKED HARD TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. 682 00:28:23,813 --> 00:28:24,814 I'VE MADE MY WIFE HAPPY. 683 00:28:24,847 --> 00:28:26,882 I'VE MADE MY LITTLE GIRL HAPPY. 684 00:28:28,851 --> 00:28:31,386 I WANT THAT BACK. 685 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,222 OTHERWISE, IT'S NO LIFE. 686 00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:44,466 >> I WANT YOU TO REMOVE A SMALL PROBLEM. 687 00:28:49,004 --> 00:28:50,539 >> I'M NOT A NEUROSURGEON. 688 00:28:50,572 --> 00:28:53,008 >> BUT YOUR BOSS IS. YOU COULD ASSIST. 689 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:54,910 I'M SURE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD TO YOUR RESUME. 690 00:28:54,944 --> 00:28:57,246 >> IT'S TOO NEAR THE BRAIN STEM. 691 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:59,448 NOBODY'S GONNA TOUCH IT. >> YOUR BOSS WOULD. 692 00:28:59,481 --> 00:29:01,216 HE'S AN EGOMANIAC. 693 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,318 I KNOW 'CAUSE I KEEP SEEING HIM AT THE CLUB. 694 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,087 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE PUSH. 695 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,923 I'M SURE BY NOW YOU'VE KISSED HIS ASS SUFFICIENTLY. 696 00:29:07,957 --> 00:29:11,326 >> [laughs] 697 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,195 >> WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PHRASE IT 698 00:29:13,228 --> 00:29:16,598 AS "YOU'RE POLITICALLY GIFTED"? I CAN DO THAT. 699 00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:21,871 >> [clears throat] YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU? 700 00:29:21,904 --> 00:29:24,539 TELL ME WHY. >> WHY WHAT? 701 00:29:24,573 --> 00:29:26,475 >> WHY YOU CARE. 702 00:29:26,508 --> 00:29:27,542 THE PUZZLE'S SOLVED. 703 00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:28,978 THE GUY'S ALIVE. 704 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:30,512 AND THE ODDS OF COMING OUT OF THIS SURGERY 705 00:29:30,545 --> 00:29:31,881 WITH THAT SAME STATUS AREN'T THAT GREAT. 706 00:29:31,914 --> 00:29:36,385 >> MY PATIENT HAS A QUALITY OF LIFE ISSUE. 707 00:29:36,418 --> 00:29:38,587 >> HE SAYS AWFUL THINGS. HARDLY A MEDICAL CONDITION. 708 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:43,625 >> WHEN HE LEAVES HERE, HE'S GOING TO LOSE HIS FAMILY. 709 00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:45,627 HE'S GONNA ALIENATE THE PEOPLE HE WORKS WITH. 710 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:47,897 AND IF HE EVER FINDS A FRIEND 711 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:49,398 WHO'S WILLING TO PUT UP WITH HIS CRAP, 712 00:29:49,431 --> 00:29:53,102 HE'LL BE LUCKY. 713 00:29:53,135 --> 00:29:56,338 UNTIL HE DRIVES THEM AWAY TOO. 714 00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:03,178 >> I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 715 00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:31,506 >> YOU'VE APPARENTLY GOT THIS WHOLE COAT THING BACKWARDS. 716 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:35,177 >> I MAY HAVE OVERREACTED. 717 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,479 >> YOU DEFINITELY OVERREACTED. 718 00:30:37,512 --> 00:30:39,481 >> I KNEW YOU'D MEET ME HALFWAY. 719 00:30:39,514 --> 00:30:40,649 >> IT MADE ME THINK. 720 00:30:40,682 --> 00:30:43,953 YOU ONLY SNAP ON ONE SUBJECT: 721 00:30:43,986 --> 00:30:45,020 LOSING PEOPLE. 722 00:30:45,054 --> 00:30:47,656 SO I WENT BACK TO THE INTEL. 723 00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:50,125 IT'S TRUE THERE'S ONLY ONE DOCTOR NAMED GONZALEZ 724 00:30:50,159 --> 00:30:51,193 AT NEW YORK MERCY, 725 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:53,162 BUT THERE'S A JAVIER GONZALEZ 726 00:30:53,195 --> 00:30:55,164 WHO'S A NURSE IN THE PSYCH WARD. 727 00:30:55,197 --> 00:30:58,500 AND WHO COULD YOU LOSE WHO'D END UP THERE? 728 00:30:58,533 --> 00:31:01,236 >> MAYBE THE REASON I DON'T ALWAYS OPEN UP TO YOU 729 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:02,604 IS BECAUSE IT'S REDUNDANT. 730 00:31:02,637 --> 00:31:05,007 >> DANIEL WILSON. 731 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,377 ONCE YOU GOT A NAME, IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH STUFF 732 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,479 YOU CAN LEARN ON THE PHONE. 733 00:31:10,512 --> 00:31:13,615 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE A DOCTOR AND YOU LIE FREELY. 734 00:31:13,648 --> 00:31:16,085 THEY FOUND YOUR BROTHER SLEEPING IN THE LOBBY 735 00:31:16,118 --> 00:31:18,087 OF AN OFFICE BUILDING IN MANHATTAN. 736 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,721 GOT AGGRESSIVE WHEN THEY ASKED HIM TO LEAVE, 737 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,556 AND THE COPS TOOK HIM TO THE MERCY PSYCH WARD. 738 00:31:21,590 --> 00:31:24,059 >> THERE HAVE BEEN NEW ANTI-PSYCHOTICS DEVELOPED 739 00:31:24,093 --> 00:31:25,260 SINCE HE RAN AWAY. 740 00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:26,561 HE'S BEEN ON THEM FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 741 00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:27,662 AND BY TONIGHT, 742 00:31:27,696 --> 00:31:30,499 HE SHOULD BE IN SHAPE TO TALK TO ME. 743 00:31:30,532 --> 00:31:32,501 >> BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO. 744 00:31:34,669 --> 00:31:36,405 >> I'LL BE IN NEW YORK IN A FEW HOURS. 745 00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,507 I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT. 746 00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,242 >> WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS? 747 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:43,378 >> HOUSE, YOU AND I... 748 00:31:43,412 --> 00:31:46,115 WE DON'T HAVE THE NORMAL SOCIAL CONTRACT. 749 00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:48,350 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO TELL ME THE LIES-- 750 00:31:48,383 --> 00:31:51,086 >> I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF LYING TO YOU. 751 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,354 I'VE LIED PLENTY OF TIMES. 752 00:31:52,387 --> 00:31:54,556 >> I MEAN, COLLABORATIVE LIES. 753 00:31:54,589 --> 00:31:56,625 GIVING SOMEONE A HAND 754 00:31:56,658 --> 00:31:57,993 WHO MAYBE NEEDS TO DECEIVE THEMSELVES 755 00:31:58,027 --> 00:32:01,763 JUST A LITTLE. 756 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,265 FOR TWO DAYS I'VE BEEN THINKING 757 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:05,000 ABOUT HOW DANNY'S GONNA REACT WHEN HE SEES ME. 758 00:32:05,034 --> 00:32:08,570 IF I SAID THAT TO ANYBODY ELSE, THEY'D SAY, "DON'T WORRY. 759 00:32:08,603 --> 00:32:11,606 IT'LL ALL BE ALL RIGHT." YOU WOULDN'T. 760 00:32:13,608 --> 00:32:15,444 >> BECAUSE IT MIGHT ALL GO HORRIBLY WRONG. 761 00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:18,513 >> [laughs] 762 00:32:18,547 --> 00:32:21,216 YEAH. 763 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:23,385 YEAH, IT MIGHT. 764 00:32:23,418 --> 00:32:27,056 >> IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT SOME COMPANY. 765 00:32:32,761 --> 00:32:36,665 >> YOUR HEART'S BEATING. FIRST HURDLE PAST. 766 00:32:36,698 --> 00:32:38,600 NOW WE NEED TO KNOW IF YOU CAN BREATHE FOR YOURSELF. 767 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:42,604 >> [coughs] 768 00:32:42,637 --> 00:32:45,474 >> OH, THANK GOD. 769 00:32:46,608 --> 00:32:48,777 >> NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? 770 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:51,746 >> NICK GREENWALD. 771 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:53,748 FORMER S.O.B. 772 00:32:53,782 --> 00:32:55,550 >> [laughs] 773 00:32:55,584 --> 00:32:59,088 >> THANK YOU. 774 00:32:59,121 --> 00:33:00,622 NOW I CAN GO BACK TO MY BEAUTIFUL LIFE 775 00:33:00,655 --> 00:33:02,157 WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. 776 00:33:03,492 --> 00:33:05,660 MAYBE SHE'LL STOP WHINING AND CUT ME SOME SLACK 777 00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:07,796 NOW THAT I'VE RISKED MY LIFE. 778 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:10,665 >> DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 779 00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:11,666 WE REMOVED THE PROBLEM. 780 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,567 >> WE REMOVED THE DAMAGE. 781 00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:13,535 MAYBE WE WERE WRONG ABOUT THE PROBLEM. 782 00:33:13,568 --> 00:33:16,138 >> I NEED TO BELIEVE WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS. 783 00:33:16,171 --> 00:33:18,140 >> TEMPERATURE'S 94.5. 784 00:33:18,173 --> 00:33:19,808 >> DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M STUPID? 785 00:33:19,841 --> 00:33:22,077 >> HONEY, YOU'RE NOT STUPID. 786 00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:23,078 YOU'RE JUST-- 787 00:33:23,112 --> 00:33:24,413 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 788 00:33:24,446 --> 00:33:25,780 >> IT COULD BE THE EFFECT OF THE SURGERY. 789 00:33:25,814 --> 00:33:27,649 >> DO YOU AT LEAST RESPECT ME, NICK? 790 00:33:27,682 --> 00:33:28,650 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING? 791 00:33:28,683 --> 00:33:32,421 >> I THINK PEOPLE WHO PUBLICIZE IMPORTANT THINGS 792 00:33:32,454 --> 00:33:33,488 ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DO 793 00:33:33,522 --> 00:33:35,624 IMPORTANT THINGS THEMSELVES. 794 00:33:35,657 --> 00:33:36,725 HONEY, STOP. 795 00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:38,427 DON'T. 796 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:40,662 >> DO YOU REGRET MARRYING ME? >> 94.2. 797 00:33:40,695 --> 00:33:42,131 >> SOMETIMES. EVERYBODY WONDERS-- 798 00:33:42,164 --> 00:33:43,198 >> GET ME A HEATING BLANKET. 799 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:44,799 >> DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME? 800 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:47,736 >> YES. >> I DON'T KNOW WHY. 801 00:33:47,769 --> 00:33:51,806 >> AUD, WAIT. LET ME-- 802 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,807 [alarm sounds] 803 00:33:52,841 --> 00:33:55,310 >> V-TACH. GET ME THE PADDLES. 804 00:33:59,781 --> 00:34:00,715 CLEAR. 805 00:34:03,485 --> 00:34:05,420 >> ECHO SAYS HIS HEART IS STRUCTURALLY FINE. 806 00:34:05,454 --> 00:34:06,621 BUT HIS TEMPERATURE IS STILL DROPPING. 807 00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:08,123 HE'S HEADED FOR HYPOTHERMIA. 808 00:34:08,157 --> 00:34:10,359 >> I CAN'T REACH HOUSE. IT JUST GOES TO VOICEMAIL. 809 00:34:10,392 --> 00:34:12,694 >> IT MEANS WE WERE WRONG ABOUT INFECTION. 810 00:34:12,727 --> 00:34:14,229 HIS TEMPERATURE'S JUST GOING UP AND DOWN 811 00:34:14,263 --> 00:34:15,230 BECAUSE SOMETHING'S PLAYING WITH HIS THERMOSTAT. 812 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:16,731 >> WHICH MEANS THE BRAIN DAMAGE IS SPREADING. 813 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:18,133 >> WHAT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE 814 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:19,268 AND NOSEBLEED AND INVOLVES THE LUNGS, 815 00:34:19,301 --> 00:34:20,302 HEART AND KIDNEYS? 816 00:34:20,335 --> 00:34:21,536 >> CANCER? 817 00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:23,672 WE COULD TEXT HIM. >> IT'S NOT CANCER 818 00:34:23,705 --> 00:34:25,874 NORMAL PSA, NORMAL BLOOD SMEAR, COLONOSCOPY NORMAL. 819 00:34:27,209 --> 00:34:28,377 DO A FULL BODY SCAN. 820 00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:29,511 >> HOUSE HATES FULL BODY SCANS. 821 00:34:29,544 --> 00:34:31,513 >> HOUSE ISN'T HERE. >> HOUSE IS RIGHT. 822 00:34:31,546 --> 00:34:33,548 EVERYBODY'S GOT THREE OR FOUR MEANINGLESS ANOMALIES 823 00:34:33,582 --> 00:34:34,783 THAT'LL COME UP ON A SCAN. 824 00:34:34,816 --> 00:34:36,485 CHASING EACH ONE WILL TAKE TIME WE DON'T HAVE. 825 00:34:36,518 --> 00:34:38,820 >> FEEL FREE TO SEND HIM AN IM. 826 00:35:24,866 --> 00:35:26,801 >> YOU TOLD ME YOU SAW YOUR BROTHER ONCE. 827 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:28,503 AFTER HE DISAPPEARED. 828 00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:30,572 >> 13 YEARS AGO. 829 00:35:30,605 --> 00:35:32,541 I USED TO GO TO PRINCETON WHENEVER I COULD. 830 00:35:32,574 --> 00:35:35,477 I MUST HAVE HIT EVERY HOMELESS SHELTER IN TOWN. 831 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:37,379 AND THEN ONE DAY, I'M JUST SITTING AT THIS DELI, 832 00:35:37,412 --> 00:35:39,614 HAVING A SANDWICH, I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, 833 00:35:39,648 --> 00:35:41,383 AND THERE HE IS. 834 00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:44,219 HE WAS GONE BY THE TIME I GOT OUTSIDE. 835 00:35:44,253 --> 00:35:45,520 >> THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO EAGER 836 00:35:45,554 --> 00:35:46,921 WHEN I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A JOB AT PRINCETON. 837 00:35:46,955 --> 00:35:49,258 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY CHARM. 838 00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:50,792 [Hanson's MMMBop ringtone plays] 839 00:35:50,825 --> 00:35:52,761 >> THAT'S THE TEAM. SHOULDN'T YOU ANSWER? 840 00:35:52,794 --> 00:35:55,664 >> THEY ALREADY TEXTED ME TO SAY THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING STUPID. 841 00:35:57,499 --> 00:35:58,667 >> THERE'S A SMALL ABDOMINAL ANEURYSM. 842 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:00,735 >> IRRELEVANT. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 843 00:36:00,769 --> 00:36:02,337 >> CYST IN THE PLEURA AROUND THE LUNGS. 844 00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:03,472 >> ALSO IRRELEVANT. 845 00:36:03,505 --> 00:36:04,706 COULDN'T CAUSE ANY OF THE SYMPTOMS. 846 00:36:04,739 --> 00:36:05,874 >> THERE'S A DENSITY IN THE LIVER. 847 00:36:05,907 --> 00:36:07,476 COULD BE VASCULAR MALFORMATION. 848 00:36:07,509 --> 00:36:09,344 >> IF HE'S GOT MULTIPLE AVMs, 849 00:36:09,378 --> 00:36:10,979 SCREWED-UP BLOOD FLOW WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 850 00:36:11,012 --> 00:36:12,714 >> WE CAN ONLY SPOT THEM WITH ANGIOGRAPHY. 851 00:36:12,747 --> 00:36:14,716 WE'LL HAVE TO DO TARGETED SCANS WITH CONTRAST 852 00:36:14,749 --> 00:36:15,584 AND THEN EMBOLIZE EACH ONE. 853 00:36:15,617 --> 00:36:16,918 >> CAN WE DO THAT BEFORE HE FREEZES? 854 00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:19,721 >> WE'LL FIND OUT. 855 00:36:19,754 --> 00:36:22,023 >> THE SPELL-CORRECT ON KUTNER'S PHONE 856 00:36:22,056 --> 00:36:23,157 HAS GOT A HAIR TRIGGER. 857 00:36:23,191 --> 00:36:27,996 EITHER THAT, OR THE PATIENT HAS A CYCLONE IN THE FLORAL 858 00:36:28,029 --> 00:36:30,865 OF HIS LUNGS. 859 00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:34,269 YOU TOOK A WALK IN 45-DEGREE WEATHER, 860 00:36:34,303 --> 00:36:38,573 AND YOU LEFT YOUR COAT BEHIND. 861 00:36:38,607 --> 00:36:39,508 >> GO AHEAD. 862 00:36:39,541 --> 00:36:42,944 >> I THINK YOU WERE PUNISHING YOURSELF. 863 00:36:42,977 --> 00:36:44,646 I THINK YOU WANTED TO FEEL WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE 864 00:36:44,679 --> 00:36:47,616 TO BE HOMELESS IN A NEW JERSEY WINTER. 865 00:36:47,649 --> 00:36:51,586 THAT TELLS ME GUILT. 866 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,522 THAT TELLS ME SOMETHING HAPPENED. 867 00:36:56,891 --> 00:36:58,760 >> THE SCHIZOPHRENIA STARTED WHEN HE WAS A TEENAGER. 868 00:36:58,793 --> 00:37:01,530 WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE... 869 00:37:01,563 --> 00:37:04,065 HE WAS ON MEDS, BUT HE'D STILL THINK 870 00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:05,967 A PROFESSOR WAS OUT TO GET HIM BECAUSE HE GOT A B, 871 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,570 OR HE'D FIGHT WITH HIS ROOMMATES BECAUSE HE NEVER SHOWERED. 872 00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:09,604 >> WHERE WERE YOU? 873 00:37:09,638 --> 00:37:11,906 >> MED SCHOOL. 874 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:15,877 HE CALLED ME EVERY DAY. 875 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:18,647 TALKED FOR HOURS. I DIDN'T HAVE HOURS. 876 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,949 >> INTERESTING. 877 00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:24,453 LATER FOR THAT. GO ON. 878 00:37:24,486 --> 00:37:26,388 >> I WAS TIRED OF BEING THE GUY 879 00:37:26,421 --> 00:37:29,891 THAT EVERYBODY COUNTED ON, SO ONE NIGHT, DANNY CALLED-- 880 00:37:29,924 --> 00:37:34,095 ONE NIGHT, DANNY CALLED, CRYING, UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING. 881 00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:35,397 I HAD TO STUDY FOR AN EXAM. 882 00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:39,668 SO I-I HUNG UP... 883 00:37:39,701 --> 00:37:40,602 TOOK MY THINGS. 884 00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:41,936 I WENT TO THE LIBRARY SO I WOULDN'T HAVE 885 00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:42,737 TO HEAR THE PHONE RING. 886 00:37:42,771 --> 00:37:45,039 >> I WONDER HOW THAT TURNED OUT. 887 00:37:45,073 --> 00:37:47,342 >> [laughing] MY MOTHER CALLED ME THE NEXT DAY. 888 00:37:47,376 --> 00:37:48,877 DANNY HAD RUN AWAY AND LEFT HIS MEDS BEHIND. 889 00:37:48,910 --> 00:37:53,114 WHICH I KNEW MEANT THAT HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE 890 00:37:53,147 --> 00:37:55,617 TO CHOOSE TO COME BACK, 891 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:59,688 BECAUSE HE'D BE SO DETACHED FROM REALITY. 892 00:37:59,721 --> 00:38:03,091 >> SO YOU MADE YOUR ONE EFFORT TO LIVE A NORMAL, SELFISH LIFE, 893 00:38:03,124 --> 00:38:05,827 AND THE UNIVERSE IMMEDIATELY SMACKED YOU DOWN. 894 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,829 AND BECAUSE WE'RE WIRED TO FIND MEANING 895 00:38:07,862 --> 00:38:10,131 IN SEMI-RANDOM EVENTS, YOU DECIDED NEVER TO BE 896 00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:11,600 THAT CARELESS AGAIN. 897 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:14,769 >> YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A LITTLE FACILE? 898 00:38:14,803 --> 00:38:17,138 >> ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 899 00:38:17,171 --> 00:38:20,842 I THINK YOU DID IT CONSCIOUSLY. 900 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,545 YOU DEVELOPED YOUR PEOPLE-PLEASING TALENTS 901 00:38:23,578 --> 00:38:24,646 THE WAY AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE 902 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,781 DEVELOPS HIS MUSCLES. 903 00:38:26,815 --> 00:38:29,050 TALK ABOUT AN OVERREACTION TO A SINGLE EVENT. 904 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:31,420 >> IT WAS A PRETTY BIG EVENT. 905 00:38:31,453 --> 00:38:32,954 >> HANGING UP THE PHONE? 906 00:38:32,987 --> 00:38:35,023 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE BLAMING ALL THIS ON. 907 00:38:35,056 --> 00:38:38,159 THAT'S THE BEHAVIOR YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO CORRECT. 908 00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:40,795 AS THOUGH NOTHING ELSE WENT WRONG IN YOUR BROTHER'S LIFE. 909 00:38:40,829 --> 00:38:44,566 OF COURSE, HE OVERREACTED TOO, BUT... 910 00:38:46,868 --> 00:38:48,670 HIS GLUCOSE WAS NORMAL. 911 00:38:48,703 --> 00:38:51,673 >> WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MY BROTHER ANYMORE, ARE WE? 912 00:38:54,075 --> 00:38:56,745 [phone ringing] 913 00:38:56,778 --> 00:38:58,179 >> IT'S HOUSE. 914 00:38:58,212 --> 00:39:00,982 ADMs DON'T EXPLAIN HIS GLUCOSE. 915 00:39:01,015 --> 00:39:04,519 >> SINCE THIS IS A SIGNIFICANT MOMENT IN MY LIFE AND ALL... 916 00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:05,720 >> YEAH. 917 00:39:05,754 --> 00:39:07,088 >> I THINK I'LL JUST GO IN THEN. 918 00:39:07,121 --> 00:39:10,725 >> EXPLAIN THAT. >> RIGHT. 919 00:39:10,759 --> 00:39:12,060 >> YOU'D GIVEN HIM STEROIDS. 920 00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:13,728 HIS GLUCOSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ELEVATED. 921 00:39:13,762 --> 00:39:17,466 THAT WANNABE CYST YOU FOUND IN THE WHOLE BODY SCAN, 922 00:39:17,499 --> 00:39:19,200 WITHOUT THE GLUCOSE, IT'S AN IRRELEVANT CYST. 923 00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:21,736 WITH THE GLUCOSE, IT'S A RELEVANT FIBROMA. 924 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:23,805 HE HAS DOEGE-POTTER SYNDROME. 925 00:39:23,838 --> 00:39:27,075 >> HIS FIBROMA IS SECRETING HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE, 926 00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:28,877 WHICH ACTS LIKE INSULIN, LOWERING HIS GLUCOSE. 927 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:31,913 >> IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE ORGAN FAILURE OR THE BRAIN DAMAGE. 928 00:39:31,946 --> 00:39:34,816 >> THIS WHOLE THING IS AN OVERREACTION. 929 00:39:34,849 --> 00:39:36,918 THAT ONE SMALL FIBROMA. 930 00:39:36,951 --> 00:39:40,088 IT'S BENIGN, BUT HIS BODY'S ACTING LIKE IT'S AN INVADER. 931 00:39:40,121 --> 00:39:42,190 HIS ANTIBODIES WENT TO WAR AGAINST IT 932 00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:44,793 AND GOT CARRIED AWAY, ATTACKED HIS OTHER SYSTEMS. 933 00:39:44,826 --> 00:39:46,861 TAKE OUT THE FIBROMA, 934 00:39:46,895 --> 00:39:49,631 HE'LL BE A HAPPY HYPOCRITE AGAIN IN NO TIME. 935 00:39:57,205 --> 00:39:58,740 >> MAYBE I SHOULD CALL A CAB. 936 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,842 >> YOUR WIFE'S PROBABLY JUST LATE. 937 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:04,546 >> YEAH. 938 00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:08,583 I'M SORRY ABOUT... 939 00:40:08,617 --> 00:40:10,619 YOU KNOW... 940 00:40:10,652 --> 00:40:14,188 THE THINGS I SAID. 941 00:40:14,222 --> 00:40:17,158 >> I HAVE A CONSPICUOUS NOSE. 942 00:40:17,191 --> 00:40:18,960 >> IT SUITS YOUR FACE. 943 00:40:20,829 --> 00:40:23,965 [door slides open] 944 00:40:23,998 --> 00:40:25,199 [footsteps] 945 00:40:25,233 --> 00:40:28,537 >> I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 946 00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:29,838 TRAFFIC. 947 00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:38,580 I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS. 948 00:40:38,613 --> 00:40:40,181 I WAS GONNA TELL YOU, AND THEN YOU GOT SICK. 949 00:40:40,214 --> 00:40:43,184 IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THE BEST TIME. 950 00:40:43,217 --> 00:40:46,054 I'VE BEEN OFFERED A BETTER POSITION. 951 00:40:46,087 --> 00:40:48,222 I'D BE COORDINATING CANCER AWARENESS WALKS 952 00:40:48,256 --> 00:40:49,524 IN THREE CITIES. 953 00:40:49,558 --> 00:40:50,892 >> THAT'S GREAT. 954 00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:52,927 CONGRATULATIONS. 955 00:40:52,961 --> 00:40:55,597 I KNOW YOU'VE WORKED HARD FOR THIS. 956 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,831 >> THANK YOU. 957 00:40:56,865 --> 00:40:58,967 [Bady Drawn Boy's The Shining] 958 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,936 >> * FAITH POURS FROM YOUR WALLS * 959 00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:04,839 >> IS MARIKA OKAY? 960 00:41:04,873 --> 00:41:05,907 >> I'M SURE SHE'S MOVED ON. 961 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:10,945 >> * YOU'RE NOT NEAR 962 00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:14,883 >> KIDS ARE SO RESILIENT. 963 00:41:20,288 --> 00:41:25,293 >> * REMEMBERING WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE * 964 00:41:25,326 --> 00:41:27,796 * SHINING MY WAY 965 00:41:27,829 --> 00:41:33,868 * PURE TIMING 966 00:41:33,902 --> 00:41:35,904 >> YOU OKAY? 967 00:41:35,937 --> 00:41:39,641 >> I'LL BE SEEING DANNY AGAIN NEXT WEEK. 968 00:41:39,674 --> 00:41:40,675 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HIM. 969 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,811 >> SURE. 970 00:41:42,844 --> 00:41:44,012 HE SOUNDS INTERESTING. 971 00:41:45,246 --> 00:41:46,881 GO ON. 972 00:41:46,915 --> 00:41:49,984 >> I THOUGHT SEEING HIM AGAIN WOULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. 973 00:41:50,018 --> 00:41:51,920 IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL OR TERRIBLE. 974 00:41:51,953 --> 00:41:55,056 INSTEAD... 975 00:41:55,089 --> 00:41:56,190 WE'RE JUST STRANGERS. 976 00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:59,327 IT'S KIND OF ANTICLIMACTIC. 977 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,762 [elevator bell rings] 978 00:42:00,795 --> 00:42:03,031 >> WHICH IS BETTER THAN TERRIBLE. 979 00:42:08,036 --> 00:42:09,971 >> GO ON. 980 00:42:10,004 --> 00:42:14,876 >> DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT WE HAVE NO SOCIAL CONTRACT? 981 00:42:14,909 --> 00:42:16,845 >> MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONE BIG COMPROMISE. 982 00:42:16,878 --> 00:42:19,013 I TIPTOE AROUND EVERYONE LIKE THEY'RE MADE OF CHINA. 983 00:42:19,047 --> 00:42:20,982 I SPEND ALL MY TIME ANALYZING: 984 00:42:21,015 --> 00:42:22,617 WHAT WILL THE EFFECT BE IF I SAY THIS? 985 00:42:22,651 --> 00:42:23,685 THEN THERE'S YOU. 986 00:42:23,718 --> 00:42:25,186 YOU'RE A REALITY JUNKIE. 987 00:42:25,219 --> 00:42:27,255 IF I OFFERED YOU A COMFORTING LIE, 988 00:42:27,288 --> 00:42:29,157 YOU'D SMACK ME OVER THE HEAD WITH IT. 989 00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:32,093 LET'S NOT CHANGE THAT. 990 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:33,094 >> OKAY. 991 00:42:33,127 --> 00:42:35,329 >> NO, SEE, THIS-- 992 00:42:35,363 --> 00:42:38,867 IF YOU WERE IMPLEMENTING THE SOCIAL CONTRACT, 993 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,769 YOU'D SAY THAT, 994 00:42:40,802 --> 00:42:43,004 BUT ONLY BECAUSE... 995 00:42:43,037 --> 00:42:46,941 IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER... 996 00:42:46,975 --> 00:42:50,144 >> IT IS KIND OF FUN WATCHING YOU TORTURE YOURSELF. 997 00:42:50,178 --> 00:42:52,981 >> DO YOU THINK THINGS WILL WORK OUT WITH MY BROTHER? 998 00:42:53,014 --> 00:42:54,082 >> NO. 999 00:42:54,115 --> 00:42:56,851 BUT WHEN IT DOES GO WRONG, 1000 00:42:56,885 --> 00:42:59,721 IT WON'T BE YOUR FAULT. 1001 00:42:59,754 --> 00:43:02,023 >> THANKS, HOUSE. 1002 00:43:02,056 --> 00:43:04,826 >> YOU DO ACTUALLY LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS. 1003 00:43:04,859 --> 00:43:05,860 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1004 00:43:08,229 --> 00:43:11,232 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 73911

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