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I WANT TO REASSURE YOU.
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YOUR CHILD CAN HAVE
A COMPLETELY NORMAL LIFE.
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HOW CAN A BABY HAVE
MALE AND FEMALE DNA?
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IT'S A CONDITION CALLED
GENETIC MOSAICISM.
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THE AMBIGUOUS GENITALIA
CAN BE SURGICALLY REPAIRED.
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REPAIRED?
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MADE TO LOOK MORE...TYPICAL.
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MORE TYPICAL?
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BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD US
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IF THE BABY'S A BOY
OR A GIRL.
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THAT'S...
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THAT'S A CHOICE
YOU HAVE TO MAKE.
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[cheering]
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NICE JOB, JACKSON!
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WHOO!
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TAKE IT.
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HE HAD THE SHOT.
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HE LOST HIS NERVE.
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HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
HE'S DOING GREAT.
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THREE.
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[buzzer, cheering]
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NO FEAR THAT TIME.
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WHOO!
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MELANIE.
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(Melanie)
OH, MY GOD.
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JACKSON!
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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BLACK HEELS OR THE BOOTS?
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YOU KNOW I'M A FAN
OF THOSE HEELS.
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BOOTS IT IS.
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FOR ALL WE KNOW,
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HOUSE KNOWS YOU'RE A FAN
OF THOSE HEELS.
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YOU THINK HOUSE
IS GONNA FIGURE OUT
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WE FAKED OUR BREAK-UP
BECAUSE OF YOUR SHOES?
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GO WITH THE BOOTS.
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GONNA EAT THAT?
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HAVE AT IT.
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DID YOU JUST ASK
MY PERMISSION
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BEFORE YOU TOOK MY FOOD?
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YES, WE CAN.
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ADOLESCENT GENETIC MOSAIC
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COLLAPSED DURING
A BASKETBALL GAME.
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PRESENTING WITH PERSISTENT
PELVIC PAIN.
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FUN.
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THE PARENTS HAVEN'T TOLD
THEIR SON
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THAT HE COULD'VE BEEN
THEIR DAUGHTER.
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THEY WANT ASSURANCE
THAT YOU WON'T EITHER.
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LESS FUN, BUT STILL.
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THAT WAS EASY.
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OUR NEW PATIENT.
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PART GIRL,
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PART BOY.
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ALL 13'S DREAM DATE.
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SEVERE PELVIC PAIN
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STARTED DURING
A BASKETBALL GAME.
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COULD BE DEHYDRATION.
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ER GAVE HIM FLUIDS
WHEN HE CAME IN.
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(Foreman)
STILL IT FEELS CHRONIC.
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WE'VE GOT A KID
WHO COULD MATE WITH HIMSELF,
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AND WE THINK HE DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH TO DRINK?
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THERE ARE DOZENS
OF INTERSEX DISORDERS.
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PERSISTENT PELVIC PAIN
COULD MEAN
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CONGENITAL ADRENAL HYPERPLASIA,
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PMDS--
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THOSE CONDITIONS OCCUR
IN INTERSEX KIDS
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WHO ARE CHROMOSOMALLY
XX OR XY.
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NOT XX AND XY.
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PARENTS RECENTLY STARTED HIM
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ON TESTOSTERONE.
MAYBE THERE'S SOME--
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VITAMINS WOULDN'T CAUSE
PELVIC PAIN.
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THERE'S A NOTE IN HERE.
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REFER
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TO HIS TESTOSTERONE SHOTS
AS VITAMINS.
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HIS PARENTS AREN'T JUST LIARS.
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THEY WANT US TO BE LIARS TOO.
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I WON'T DO IT.
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YOU GUYS WILL, THOUGH.
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(Taub)
HE'S A KID.
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PARENTS DON'T THINK
HE'S READY TO DEAL WITH IT.
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MY DAD WAS THE SAME WAY
ABOUT ME
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MAYBE HAVING HUNTINGTON'S.
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WELL, THAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE.
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IT SHOULD SURELY APPLY
IN THIS SITUATION.
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PAIN COULD BE CAUSED
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BY A BLIND UTERUS
HIDDEN IN HIS ABDOMEN.
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HE NEEDS AN MRI.
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(Foreman)
RIGHT.
BOY WITH GIRL GENES.
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I'M SURE YOU'RE THE FIRST DOCTOR
BRILLIANT ENOUGH
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TO CHECK FOR A UTERUS.
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HE COULD HAVE COMPLICATIONS
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FROM THE SURGERIES
ON HIS PENIS.
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THAT CAN CAUSE PELVIC PAIN.
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WAY TO MULTI-TASK.
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IMPRESS YOUR BOSS
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AND HUMILIATE YOUR EX.
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MRI IS A WASTE OF TIME.
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TO CONTINUE THE HUMILIATION,
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YOU'LL PUT A CAMERA
UP HIS PENIS.
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(Melanie)
YOU'RE DR. HOUSE,
AREN'T YOU?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK'S WRONG
WITH OUR SON?
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THESE PEOPLE WERE JUST COMING
TO TELL YOU.
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THIS IS BETTER.
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DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THEM LOSING THEIR WAY.
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WE THINK THAT HE HAS
A BLIND UTERUS.
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HE SHOULD HAVE AN MRI.
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DID YOU SEND 'EM A TEXT?
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OVER THE PAST 13 YEARS,
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WE'VE EDUCATED OURSELVES.
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WHO NEEDS MED SCHOOL
WHEN YOU GOT WI-FI?
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LET'S SCHEDULE THEIR SON
FOR AN MRI WITH CONTRAST
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RIGHT AWAY.
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THANK YOU.
THANKS.
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YOU SAID AN MRI
WAS A WASTE OF TIME.
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SO IS ARGUING WITH THEM.
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(Thirteen)
CONTRAST'S IN.
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JACKSON,
WE'RE GONNA GET STARTED,
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SO TRY TO LIE STILL.
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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
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THE POST-BREAK-UP AWKWARDNESS
IS GONNA LAST?
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FOREMAN AND I ARE BOTH
PROFESSIONALS.
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STOMACH AND LIVER ARE CLEAR.
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IF BY PROFESSIONAL YOU MEAN
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HE'S A T-1000 BUILD
BY CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS.
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I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT
YOU SAW IN HIM.
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HE'S NOT REALLY YOUR TYPE, HUH?
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MOVING DOWN THROUGH
THE PELVIC FLOOR.
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HERE'S MY IMPRESSION
OF FOREMAN
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ON THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF HIS LIFE.
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NOW THE SADDEST DAY
OF HIS LIFE.
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WE JUST BROKE UP.
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I'M NOT QUITE READY
TO MOCK HIM YET.
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HOUSE WAS A JERK
TO SPLIT YOU TWO UP.
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BUT, BOTTOM LINE,
HE DID YOU A FAVOR.
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AREA AROUND THE INTESTINAL TRACT
IS CLEAR.
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NO BLIND UTERUS.
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[knocking]
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I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH HOUSE.
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WHO'S HE MAKING MISERABLE NOW?
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ACTUALLY NO ONE.
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HE OKAY'D AN MRI
JUST BECAUSE THE PARENTS
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WANTED TO LOOK
FOR A BLIND UTERUS.
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THERE WAS NO FIGHTING,
NO ARGUING.
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HE JUST WENT ALONG.
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IT'S A VALID MEDICAL THEORY.
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HE DOESN'T THINK IT IS.
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HOUSE DECIDED TO HUMOR
THESE PARENTS.
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MAYBE HE HAD
A GREAT CUP OF COFFEE.
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OR A TREMENDOUS BOWEL MOVEMENT.
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BOTTOM LINE IS YOUR BOSS
IS IN A GOOD MOOD.
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STOP ANALYZING IT
AND JUST ENJOY IT.
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[door shuts]
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WE'RE GONNA USE THIS SCOPE
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TO FILL YOUR BLADDER
WITH SALINE.
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THEN EXAMINE YOUR URETHRA
FOR ANY NARROW SPOTS.
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WHY WOULD THERE BE
A NARROW SPOT?
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SOMETIMES IT JUST HAPPENS.
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CAN MY PARENTS COME IN?
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SURE.
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I THOUGHT IT'D BE AWKWARD
FOR YOU HAVING THEM HERE.
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I HAVE THIS FEELING
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THEY'VE SEEN ME NAKED BEFORE.
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NOW TAKE A BREATH.
JUST TRY TO RELAX.
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MOM.
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IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
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IT'S OKAY.
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HEY, REMEMBER THOSE SPRINTS
THEY MADE YOU RUN IN PRACTICE?
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THOSE WERE SO HARD.
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BUT YOU PULLED THROUGH.
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YOU CAN DO THIS TOO.
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I'M TO THE BLADDER.
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START THE SALINE.
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[exhales uncomfortably]
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I'M GONNA LOOK AROUND
AND PULL BACK ON THE SCOPE.
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FEELS TIGHT.
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THAT PRESSURE'S NORMAL.
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JUST TRY TO HOLD ON
FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES.
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[grunts]
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IT'S NOT DOWN THERE.
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IT'S MY CHEST.
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[monitor beeping]
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CAN'T BREATHE.
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CAN'T BRE--
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CAN'T BREATHE.
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IS HE OKAY?
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MUFFLED HEART SOUNDS.
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JUGULAR'S DISTENDED.
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PERICARDIAL EFFUSION.
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WE NEED TEN GAUGE
ON A SYRINGE.
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(Melanie)
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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HIS HEART IS FILLING
WITH EXUDATE.
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IF WE DON'T DRAIN IT,
IT'LL STOP BEATING.
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[grunts]
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WE DRAINED THE FLUID
FROM HIS PERICARDIAL SPACE.
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HIS HEART RATE IS BACK
TO NORMAL.
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PELVIS PLUS HEART.
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DOESN'T FIT WITH ANY
OF THE SYNDROMES
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ASSOCIATED WITH MOSAICISM.
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(Foreman)
COULD BE DRUGS, TOXINS,
AN INFECTION.
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YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?
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WITH WHAT?
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THAT WE'RE CONSIDERING
A DIAGNOSIS UNRELATED
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TO THIS KID BEING A SHEMALE.
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ASSUMING A COINCIDENCE
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LIKE THAT WOULD USUALLY
TORTURE YOU
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BUT YOU'RE COMPLETELY UNFAZED.
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COMPLETELY UNFAZED?
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YOU THINK I'M TOTALLY LACKING
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IN ANY FAZING?
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THE IDEA THAT I'M ANYTHING LESS
THAN HALF-FAZED
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I ACTUALLY FIND OFFENSIVE.
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IT GREATLY FAZES ME.
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HE STARTED TESTOSTERONE--
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VITAMINS.
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A FEW MONTHS AGO.
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THAT CAN CAUSE AUTOIMMUNE
DISEASES
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LIKE POLYARTERITIS
AND SLE
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WHICH CAN CAUSE
PERICARDIAL EFFUSION
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AND PELVIC PAIN.
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SO IT IS RELATED.
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NOW I'M UNFAZED.
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START HIM ON CORTICOSTEROIDS
FOR THE AUTOIMMUNE.
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FINASTERIDE TO BLOCK
THE VITAMINS.
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YOU SLEPT WITH HOUSE.
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HE ASKED PERMISSION
BEFORE TAKING MY BAGEL.
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TOOK THE CASE WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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HONORED THE PARENTS' REQUEST
FOR AN MRI.
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YES, THOSE WERE MY TERMS
FOR SLEEPING WITH HIM.
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HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD.
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SEX WITH ME WOULD EXPLAIN THAT.
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BUT IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN
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WHY I'M NOT CURLED UP
IN A BALL WEEPING IN SHAME.
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I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HOUSE.
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IF YOU TWO AREN'T KEEPING
SOMETHING FROM ME,
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THAT MEANS HE'S KEEPING
SOMETHING FROM BOTH OF US.
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THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
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OR HE'S JUST IN A GOOD MOOD.
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THIS IS NOT A CRISIS.
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MAYBE YOU CAN GET BACK
SOME OF THAT MONEY HE OWES YOU.
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HMM.
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TESTOSTERONE BLOCKER?
242
00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:47,390
DOES THAT MEAN IF JACKSON
HAS SLE
243
00:10:47,423 --> 00:10:48,892
OR WHATEVER
THAT OTHER THING WAS,
244
00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:51,094
THAT HE'D HAD TO GO OFF
THE HORMONES?
245
00:10:51,127 --> 00:10:52,763
PROBABLY.
246
00:10:52,796 --> 00:10:55,098
THEN JACKSON'LL STOP
DEVELOPING.
247
00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:57,000
HE'LL NEVER GO THROUGH PUBERTY.
248
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,335
MAYBE THIS ISN'T WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM.
249
00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:01,137
MAYBE THE TESTOSTERONE
DIDN'T CAUSE IT.
250
00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:04,741
YEAH, BUT IF IT IS,
THEN HE'LL NEVER BE A MAN.
251
00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:07,878
DID WE MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE?
252
00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,287
YOU'LL NEED TO TELL HIM
THE TESTOSTERONE BLOCKER
253
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,191
IS SOMETHING ELSE.
254
00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:22,793
OR MAYBE THIS IS
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
255
00:11:22,826 --> 00:11:24,527
TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
256
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,362
IT MIGHT MAKE IT SIMPLER.
257
00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,231
FOR ALL OF YOU.
258
00:11:28,264 --> 00:11:32,502
YOU WANT US TO TELL
A SICK ADOLESCENT BOY
259
00:11:32,535 --> 00:11:34,838
THAT HE'S REALLY NOT
AN ADOLESCENT BOY?
260
00:11:34,871 --> 00:11:37,273
THAT...DOESN'T
SEEM SIMPLER TO ME.
261
00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:40,977
NO.
262
00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:44,214
JUST...
263
00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:46,282
GIVE HIM THE MEDS.
264
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:50,386
(House)
SO YOU HAVE PAIN
265
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:53,423
IN ONE ARM AND BOTH YOUR LEGS.
266
00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:55,191
DOES IT HURT RIGHT NOW?
267
00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:56,893
NO.
268
00:11:56,927 --> 00:11:59,863
IT'S WHEN I, LIKE,
PUT PRESSURE ON THEM.
269
00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:02,032
SEE...
270
00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:05,001
IT HURTS WHEN I DO THIS.
271
00:12:05,035 --> 00:12:06,036
OW.
272
00:12:06,069 --> 00:12:09,405
AND THIS.
273
00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:11,875
OW.
274
00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:14,845
AND THIS.
275
00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,312
OW.
276
00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:19,149
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
277
00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:22,052
AAH!
278
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,888
OW!
279
00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:28,291
DID YOU GIVE HOUSE THE MORON
WITH THE BROKEN FINGER?
280
00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:30,293
THEY'VE BEEN IN ROOM TWO
ABOUT TEN MINUTES.
281
00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:33,296
PATIENT SHOULD'VE BEEN SCREAMING
FOR ANOTHER DOCTOR
282
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:35,565
SEVEN MINUTES AGO.
283
00:12:35,598 --> 00:12:36,933
[door opens]
284
00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:41,204
THANKS, BRAH.
285
00:12:51,948 --> 00:12:55,551
IF I HAVE THIS IV,
WHY DO I NEED A SHOT TOO?
286
00:12:57,921 --> 00:12:59,189
JUST SOME EXTRA MEDICINE.
287
00:12:59,222 --> 00:13:02,325
JUST TO BE SAFE.
288
00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:04,360
I HEAR YOU'RE QUITE
THE BASKETBALL PLAYER.
289
00:13:04,394 --> 00:13:05,395
WHAT POSITION?
290
00:13:05,428 --> 00:13:07,163
POINT GUARD.
291
00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:08,198
SMALL FORWARD.
292
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,465
HOW'S YOUR CROSSOVER DRIBBLE?
293
00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:11,334
IT'S OKAY.
294
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,003
NOT REALLY THAT INTO BASKETBALL.
295
00:13:13,036 --> 00:13:15,471
GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PINCH,
OKAY?
296
00:13:18,074 --> 00:13:21,844
SO IF YOU'RE NOT THAT INTO IT,
WHY DID YOU JOIN THE TEAM?
297
00:13:24,147 --> 00:13:25,548
MY MOM KIND OF MADE ME DO IT.
298
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:27,350
MY PARENTS WERE THE SAME WAY.
299
00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:29,419
ALWAYS PUSHING ME
TO TRY NEW THINGS.
300
00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:33,456
IT'S MORE LIKE WHAT
SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO TRY.
301
00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:35,926
I--I WANTED TO TAKE DANCE.
302
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,994
SHE FLIPPED OUT
AND MADE ME CHOOSE
303
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,629
BETWEEN BASKETBALL AND HOCKEY.
304
00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:42,398
WHAT DOES YOUR DAD SAY?
305
00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:44,500
HE SEEMED OKAY WITH IT.
306
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,502
THEN HE JUST CAVED IN
TO MY MOM.
307
00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:51,507
YOUR PALM IS RED.
308
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:54,144
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
309
00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:58,081
THAT WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
310
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,221
YOU WERE RIGHT.
311
00:14:05,255 --> 00:14:07,523
HE IS IN A GOOD MOOD.
312
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:17,000
BUMMER IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
WITH YOU AND THIRTEEN.
313
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,468
IT HAPPENS.
314
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,003
YOU GUYS SEEMED HAPPY TOGETHER.
315
00:14:20,036 --> 00:14:21,271
IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
316
00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:23,173
YOU KNOW, THE BISEXUAL THING
AND ALL.
317
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,240
IT WAS NEVER AN ISSUE.
318
00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,441
NO, IT NEVER IS.
319
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,143
UNTIL IT IS.
320
00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:28,478
THIS IS THIRTEEN.
321
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:29,345
BEFORE YOU GUYS
GOT TOGETHER,
322
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,147
SHE WAS HOOKING UP
WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL
323
00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:32,648
EVERY NIGHT.
324
00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:34,084
LONG TERM, YOU REALLY THINK
325
00:14:34,117 --> 00:14:38,688
YOU COULD COMPETE WITH THAT?
326
00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:41,357
HOUSE, WAKE UP.
WE HAVE TO TALK.
327
00:14:41,391 --> 00:14:43,393
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP.
WE'RE NOT LEAVING.
328
00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:47,697
HOUSE.
329
00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:50,433
WHAT'S GOING ON?
330
00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,002
HOUSE.
331
00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:55,638
HE'S NOT BREATHING.
CAN YOU GET A PULSE?
332
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:57,507
BARELY.
CALL A CODE.
333
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,641
(Wilson)
GET AN AMBU BAG
FROM THE NURSE'S STATION.
334
00:14:58,674 --> 00:15:01,144
HEART STILL WORKING MEANS
SYNAPSES ARE STILL FIRING.
335
00:15:01,177 --> 00:15:04,680
WE JUST NEED TO GET
A MESSAGE THROUGH.
336
00:15:04,714 --> 00:15:06,282
AAH!
337
00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:07,317
[huffing]
338
00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:11,621
[breathes heavily]
339
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,289
YOU STOPPED BREATHING.
340
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,958
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
341
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,102
I THINK MY PENIS
STOPPED BREATHING.
342
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:27,103
DO YOU KNOW CPR?
343
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,571
LOOKS LIKE YOUR BRAIN
IS OKAY.
344
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,773
PUPILS ARE EQUAL, ROUND,
AND REACTIVE.
345
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,542
I'M FINE.
346
00:15:32,575 --> 00:15:33,609
OTHER THAN THE FACT
347
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,112
THAT MY NURPLE IS NOW PURPLE.
348
00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:37,347
NO WONDER YOU BROKE UP
WITH HIM.
349
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:38,514
I'M SURPRISED YOURS
ARE STILL ATTACHED.
350
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,116
BY THE WAY,
351
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,484
I COULD SEE THAT FROM HERE.
352
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:45,021
I ASSUME THOSE ARE
OUR PATIENT'S LAB RESULTS.
353
00:15:45,055 --> 00:15:46,456
THE PATIENT CAN WAIT.
YOU COULD'VE DIED.
354
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:47,757
THE ONLY REASON YOU'D IGNORE
355
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,359
A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
356
00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:50,493
IS YOU DON'T CARE
357
00:15:50,526 --> 00:15:52,028
OR YOU ALREADY KNOW
WHY IT HAPPENED.
358
00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:53,363
IT'S CALLED VICODIN.
359
00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:55,365
I TOOK TOO MANY.
360
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:56,632
[loudly]
CAN I PLEASE
GET SOME INFORMATION
361
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:57,800
ABOUT OUR PATIENT?
362
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,834
PATIENT'S PALMS ARE RED.
363
00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:01,237
LAB TESTS CONFIRMED LIVER
AND KIDNEY DYSFUNCTION.
364
00:16:01,271 --> 00:16:02,772
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU TAKING
ANY VICODIN TODAY.
365
00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:04,474
I DON'T REMEMBER HIRING
MY MOTHER.
366
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:06,509
WHAT CAUSES THE ENZYMES
367
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,578
IN LITTLE BOY GEORGE'S
EXISTING HEART PROBLEM
368
00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:09,679
AND PELVIC PAIN?
369
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:12,115
YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY YESTERDAY
AT BREAKFAST EITHER.
370
00:16:12,148 --> 00:16:14,184
I DON'T REMEMBER HAVING
BREAKFAST WITH MY MOTHER.
371
00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:16,252
AMYLOIDOSIS
WITH SYSTEMIC INVOLVEMENT.
372
00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:18,121
(Thirteen)
PROTEIN LEVELS ARE NORMAL.
373
00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:19,389
THIS KID'S DEPRESSED.
374
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:20,790
IF HE'S SELF-MEDICATING
WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL,
375
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:22,225
THAT'D EXPLAIN HIS SYMPTOMS.
376
00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:24,227
SEARCH THE SCHOOL.
SEARCH THE HOME.
377
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,595
SERIOUSLY?
OR ARE YOU JUST DEFLECTING?
378
00:16:25,628 --> 00:16:27,563
BOTH.
379
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,667
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
380
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:32,802
NOWHERE.
381
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,171
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.
SO WE CAN PROPERLY DISCUSS THIS.
382
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,343
HE'S ON HEROIN.
383
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,544
HOW CAN YOU--
384
00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:42,678
NUMBER ONE--
385
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:44,780
HE'S HAPPY,
WHICH MEANS HE'S HIGH.
386
00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,416
NUMBER TWO--
WHEN HE MOVED HIS BAD LEG,
387
00:16:46,449 --> 00:16:48,284
HE DIDN'T USE HIS HANDS
TO SUPPORT IT.
388
00:16:48,318 --> 00:16:49,419
WHATEVER HE'S TAKING,
389
00:16:49,452 --> 00:16:51,687
IT'S STRONGER THAN VICODIN.
390
00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:53,456
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
391
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:59,629
YOU REALLY THINK HOUSE
TOOK TOO MANY VICODIN?
392
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,564
GUY POPS 'EM LIKE CANDY.
393
00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:04,500
I'M SURPRISED IT HASN'T HAPPENED
BEFORE.
394
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:05,801
YOU MISS SLEEPING WITH WOMEN?
395
00:17:05,835 --> 00:17:08,238
EXCUSE ME?
396
00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:09,505
SIMPLE QUESTION.
397
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:12,175
YES.
398
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,409
IT'S A SIMPLE ANSWER.
399
00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:16,446
I'LL...CHECK UNDER THE BED.
400
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:21,884
I ALSO MISS SLEEPING
WITH OTHER MEN.
401
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,654
AND I'M SURE YOU MISS SLEEPING
WITH OTHER WOMEN.
402
00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:27,457
MONOGAMY IS LIKE SAYING
403
00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,491
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE
404
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:30,860
ANY OTHER ICE CREAM FLAVOR
BESIDES ROCKY ROAD.
405
00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:32,795
SO YOU'RE SAYING
406
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:35,331
IF YOU DON'T HAVE PINK BUBBLEGUM
FOR A WHILE,
407
00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,467
THAT ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA
CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK?
408
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,235
NO.
409
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,870
ROCKY ROAD IS GREAT.
410
00:17:40,903 --> 00:17:47,143
IT'S A VERY DELICIOUS
AND COMPLICATED FLAVOR.
411
00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:48,578
I ALSO KNOW THAT IF I HAVE
OTHER FLAVORS,
412
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,246
THEN ROCKY ROAD IS GONNA BE LEFT
IN THE FREEZER
413
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,881
WHERE ANYONE CAN JUST DIP IN.
414
00:17:51,914 --> 00:17:56,619
CAN WE PLEASE DROP
THE METAPHOR?
415
00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,721
WHY IS THIS COMING UP NOW?
416
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:01,624
KUTNER SAID THE SILVER LINING
OF OUR BREAK-UP
417
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,559
WAS I WOULDN'T BE DUMPED
FOR A GIRL.
418
00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:05,628
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE EITHER.
419
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:06,762
SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE WRONG
420
00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,364
ABOUT THIS KID HAVING DRUG
OR ALCOHOL--
421
00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:09,365
WHEN DID HE BRING THAT UP?
422
00:18:09,399 --> 00:18:11,267
EARLIER TODAY.
423
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:12,101
RIGHT BEFORE--
424
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,503
THIS MORNING TAUB CALLED YOU
A ROBOT.
425
00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:15,905
HUH.
426
00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:18,874
EITHER IT'S A BIG COINCIDENCE
OR...
427
00:18:18,908 --> 00:18:20,376
THEY'RE JERKING US AROUND.
428
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,377
THEY KNOW.
429
00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:23,446
AND IF THEY KNOW,
430
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,780
HOUSE KNOWS.
431
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:26,449
THIS IS BAD.
432
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,318
NO.
433
00:18:28,351 --> 00:18:30,786
THIS IS GOOD.
434
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,923
HOUSE ONLY HAS TWO WAYS
TO HANDLE US STILL GOING OUT.
435
00:18:33,956 --> 00:18:35,658
HE JERKS US AROUND
OR HE FIRES US.
436
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,527
HE CHOSE OPTION A.
437
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,295
THIS IS GOOD.
438
00:18:42,432 --> 00:18:43,666
[paper crinkling]
439
00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:48,504
BUT THIS IS BAD.
440
00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,606
"I STAND ALONE,
MY SOUL AND ME,
441
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,876
BENEATH THE MASK
THAT OTHERS...SEE."
442
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,581
HIS CHEST IS STILL RISING.
443
00:18:58,614 --> 00:18:59,849
HE'S JUST SCREWING WITH ME
444
00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:02,352
'CAUSE CUDDY MADE ME BABYSIT.
445
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:04,687
"A PAIN THAT TEARS
AND BITES
446
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,821
"AND WILL NOT BEND.
447
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,823
ONLY WHEN I SLEEP
WILL IT END."
448
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,992
DOWNER.
449
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:14,630
AND MEDICALLY IRRELEVANT...
[trails off]
450
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:16,232
YOU SURE HIS CHEST IS MOVING?
451
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:17,567
HOUSE.
452
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,302
IF HE'S FAKING, YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA COME CLEAN
453
00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:21,003
'CAUSE YOU SAID HIS NAME?
454
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,238
BACK OFF.
455
00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:23,973
ONLY THIRTEEN GETS
456
00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:25,808
TO GRAB MY NIPPLES
THIS TIME.
457
00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:27,743
YOU KNOW, RECREATING THE MOMENT
WHEN YOU MADE US
458
00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:30,846
CRAP OUR PANTS ISN'T ACTUALLY
ALL THAT FUNNY.
459
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,448
THAT IS SWEET THAT
460
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:35,518
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT HOUSE.
461
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:39,289
UNLESS THE NEXT STANZA READS
462
00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:40,590
"HOPING TO FRY MY BRAIN
TO DEATH,
463
00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:43,759
I SMOKED SOME PRIMO
CRYSTAL METH,"
464
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,261
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
465
00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:46,829
YOU CAN'T DENY THAT THIS KID
MAY BE SUICIDAL.
466
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,264
WE'RE NOT HERE
TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.
467
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,399
WE'RE HERE TO DIAGNOSE HIM.
468
00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:50,566
IT'S AN INFECTION.
469
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,335
SWAB OF THE KID'S WATER BOTTLE
470
00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:53,336
TURNED UP TOXOPLASMOSIS.
471
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:56,639
I'LL START HIM ON PYRIMETHAMINE.
472
00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:04,814
[sighs]
473
00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:08,050
I HAD NO IDEA HE FELT
THIS WAY.
474
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,487
IS THERE A THERAPIST HERE
THAT YOU CAN RECOMMEND?
475
00:20:11,521 --> 00:20:13,756
IT MIGHT HELP MORE
IF YOU TALKED TO HIM.
476
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:16,792
HE'S NOT READY.
477
00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:18,394
IF TELLING HIM THE TRUTH
478
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:19,795
WOULD HELP HIM STOP FEELING
LIKE THIS--
479
00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:22,031
IF I KNEW THAT IT WOULD MAKE HIM
LESS CONFUSED,
480
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:23,333
I'D TELL HIM RIGHT NOW.
481
00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:26,035
BUT IF SHE'S WRONG,
482
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,470
WE'D ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE.
483
00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:31,341
HE OBVIOUSLY SENSES
HE'S DIFFERENT.
484
00:20:31,374 --> 00:20:33,042
HE'S LOOKING FOR ANSWERS.
485
00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:35,945
EVERY TEENAGER
FEELS DIFFERENT.
486
00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,848
HE'S SICK.
487
00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:40,883
THIS ISN'T THE TIME
TO SPRING THIS ON HIM.
488
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,821
OKAY.
489
00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:49,959
WHEN YOU GIVE JACKSON
THE ANTIBIOTICS,
490
00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:52,628
WILL YOU PLEASE RESTART
THE TESTOSTERONE?
491
00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:53,829
SURE.
492
00:20:57,867 --> 00:20:59,902
I GET HOUSE WANTING
TO JERK ME AND THIRTEEN AROUND,
493
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:00,936
BUT YOU GUYS?
494
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:04,707
TOLD YOU THEY WERE STILL
TOGETHER.
495
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,409
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
496
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:08,578
NOTICED YOU SMELL LIKE
THIRTEEN'S SOAP EVERY MORNING.
497
00:21:08,611 --> 00:21:10,413
YOU FIGURED IT OUT?
498
00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:11,814
YES, I'M A LITTLE SLOW.
499
00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:13,383
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD
LET ME KNOW
500
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,417
WHEN I SHOULD BE INSULTED.
501
00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,819
THEN HOUSE DOESN'T KNOW.
502
00:21:16,852 --> 00:21:18,688
PROBABLY DOES NOW
THAT YOU FELT HER UP
503
00:21:18,721 --> 00:21:23,359
DURING THAT LAST DIFFERENTIAL.
504
00:21:23,393 --> 00:21:25,895
YOU NOTICED THIS
BUT HOUSE DIDN'T?
505
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,530
YES, I GET IT.
506
00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:29,432
HE'S GENERALLY SMARTER THAN ME.
507
00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:30,600
CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON?
508
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:31,601
HE'S NOT GENERALLY SMARTER
THAN YOU.
509
00:21:31,634 --> 00:21:34,036
HE'S ALWAYS SMARTER THAN YOU.
510
00:21:34,069 --> 00:21:36,972
UNLESS...
511
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:40,943
[cell phone rings]
512
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:41,977
HELLO.
513
00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:44,013
HOUSE IS ON HEROIN.
514
00:21:46,882 --> 00:21:49,985
WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
AN...INTERESTING NOTION.
515
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,487
IT'S WHY HIS LUNGS STOPPED.
516
00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:52,822
IT'S WHY HE OKAY'D
THE MRI.
517
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,023
IT'S WHY HE MISSED...
518
00:21:54,056 --> 00:21:57,059
THINGS HE WOULDN'T
ORDINARILY MISS.
519
00:21:57,092 --> 00:21:59,562
UM, WE'LL RUN SOME TESTS
520
00:21:59,595 --> 00:22:00,830
AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
521
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:01,897
(Foreman)
HE'S THERE, ISN'T HE?
522
00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:02,898
WELL, THAT WOULD CERTAINLY
EXPLAIN
523
00:22:02,932 --> 00:22:03,999
THE INAPPROPRIATE RESPONSES.
524
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,868
I--I GOTTA GO.
525
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:07,737
OKAY.
526
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,605
SORRY.
A CONSULT.
527
00:22:09,639 --> 00:22:11,941
WHEN DID YOU ORDER THESE?
528
00:22:11,974 --> 00:22:13,543
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM.
529
00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:17,046
I THOUGHT A CELEBRATION
WAS IN ORDER.
530
00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:18,748
TO CHEATING DEATH.
531
00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:28,057
YOU OFF BOURBON?
532
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,191
WE CAN GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
533
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,893
I CAME HERE EXPECTING
A BURGER.
534
00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:32,628
FIGURED I'D HAVE TO ENDURE
535
00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:34,163
A LITTLE LECTURE
ON MODERATION.
536
00:22:34,196 --> 00:22:36,866
YOU NEVER LISTEN,
SO WHY--
537
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:38,067
INSTEAD, I GET A DRINK.
538
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,935
NICE LITTLE SERVING
539
00:22:39,969 --> 00:22:41,671
OF RESPIRATORY DEPRESSANT
540
00:22:41,704 --> 00:22:43,439
ON THE DAY THAT MY LUNGS
STOPPED WORKING.
541
00:22:43,473 --> 00:22:44,940
YOU SEEM FINE NOW.
542
00:22:44,974 --> 00:22:47,142
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT I OD'D ON VICODIN.
543
00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:49,512
YOU FIGURE I'M ON SOMETHING
STRONGER.
544
00:22:49,545 --> 00:22:51,781
AND BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER,
EVER ASSUME ANYTHING
545
00:22:51,814 --> 00:22:53,516
BUT THE MOST SCREWED-UP
SCENARIOS,
546
00:22:53,549 --> 00:22:54,517
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED--
547
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:55,918
FUNNY HOW I'M USUALLY RIGHT.
548
00:22:55,951 --> 00:22:58,554
YOU THINK THAT I'M ON HEROIN.
549
00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:00,656
THIS IS YOUR VERSION
OF A TOX SCREEN.
550
00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:02,157
BECAUSE IF I AM ON HEROIN,
551
00:23:02,191 --> 00:23:04,193
I CAN'T DRINK THAT
WITHOUT RISKING
552
00:23:04,226 --> 00:23:07,597
ANOTHER BOUT
OF NOT BREATHING.
553
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,601
WELL?
554
00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:23,445
GOOD NIGHT.
555
00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:31,554
(Jackson)
ANOTHER SHOT?
556
00:23:31,587 --> 00:23:33,222
I'M AFRAID SO.
557
00:23:33,255 --> 00:23:36,959
THAT LOOKS LIKE THE VITAMINS
MY PARENTS GIVE ME.
558
00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:40,863
SAME RED TOP.
559
00:23:47,903 --> 00:23:51,774
THESE AREN'T VITAMINS.
560
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,075
WHAT IS IT?
561
00:23:53,108 --> 00:23:55,678
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
562
00:23:55,711 --> 00:23:56,912
YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR PARENTS.
563
00:23:59,782 --> 00:24:03,152
[wretches, spits]
564
00:24:03,185 --> 00:24:05,020
(Wilson)
YOU IDIOT!
565
00:24:09,091 --> 00:24:10,526
OKAY, I ADMIT IT.
566
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,728
I HAVE BULIMIA.
567
00:24:12,762 --> 00:24:13,863
I LOOK GOOD THOUGH,
DON'T I?
568
00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:14,964
HEROIN.
569
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,566
HEROIN!
570
00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:18,668
HOUSE, OF ALL THE STUPID--
571
00:24:18,701 --> 00:24:20,836
I'M NOT ON HEROIN.
572
00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:22,772
I JUST CAUGHT YOU WITH
YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT.
573
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:23,939
I'M ON METHADONE.
574
00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:28,878
STUPID PRODUCT.
575
00:24:28,911 --> 00:24:30,179
HEROIN WITHOUT THE HIGH.
576
00:24:30,212 --> 00:24:33,148
YEAH, AND TWICE THE RISK
OF DEATH.
577
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:34,283
BUT NO RISK OF ARREST.
578
00:24:34,316 --> 00:24:35,651
YOU NEARLY DIED.
579
00:24:35,685 --> 00:24:37,086
TODAY WAS A FLUKE.
I NODDED OFF.
580
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,087
RIGHT.
581
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,655
YOU'RE SAFE AS LONG
AS YOU
582
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,156
NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
583
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,257
MISTIME YOUR DOSE,
584
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,258
YOU DIE.
585
00:24:43,292 --> 00:24:44,293
COUPLE OF DRINKS,
YOU DIE.
586
00:24:44,326 --> 00:24:45,761
MIX IT WITH THE WRONG DRUGS,
587
00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:46,862
YOU DIE.
588
00:24:46,896 --> 00:24:47,963
YOU WANT TO DETOX
FROM VICODIN?
589
00:24:47,997 --> 00:24:49,899
PICK SOMETHING THAT WON'T
KILL YOU.
590
00:24:49,932 --> 00:24:51,033
I'M NOT DETOXING.
591
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:54,637
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
592
00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:56,038
TO HELP WITH YOUR PAIN--
593
00:24:56,071 --> 00:24:58,173
DOESN'T HELP MY PAIN.
594
00:24:58,207 --> 00:25:01,043
IT ELIMINATES IT.
595
00:25:10,285 --> 00:25:12,888
MY LEG DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE.
596
00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:23,265
(Melanie)
SHE COMPLETELY DISREGARDED
OUR INSTRUCTIONS.
597
00:25:23,298 --> 00:25:25,635
HE ASKED A QUESTION.
I WAS TIRED OF LYING.
598
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,703
I DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING
ABOUT HIS GENETIC CONDITION.
599
00:25:27,737 --> 00:25:30,105
I WANT HER REMOVED
FROM OUR SON'S CASE.
600
00:25:30,139 --> 00:25:32,141
I'M SORRY FOR THE POSITION
601
00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:33,676
DR. HADLEY PUT YOU IN,
602
00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:36,111
BUT I CAN'T DO THAT.
603
00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:37,647
SHE'S A VALUABLE PART
OF DR. HOUSE'S
604
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,914
DIAGNOSTIC TEAM.
605
00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:41,283
IF HE STAYS ON THE CASE,
SO DOES SHE.
606
00:25:41,316 --> 00:25:43,318
(Joseph)
WE HAVE TO DEAL
WITH JACKSON.
607
00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,254
THESE QUESTIONS
AREN'T GONNA GO AWAY.
608
00:25:45,287 --> 00:25:47,589
HE'S NOT READY FOR THIS.
609
00:25:49,892 --> 00:25:52,995
LET'S HOPE YOU'RE WRONG.
610
00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:54,296
[scoffs]
611
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,069
I'M SORRY. I'LL STAY AWAY
FROM THEIR SON.
612
00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:02,137
NO, YOU WON'T.
613
00:26:02,171 --> 00:26:03,839
IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES,
614
00:26:03,873 --> 00:26:05,407
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT KID'S GONNA TRUST.
615
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,142
IF HE NEEDS A HAND TO HOLD,
616
00:26:07,176 --> 00:26:08,343
MAKE SURE YOURS
IS AVAILABLE.
617
00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:18,353
SO WHAT?
618
00:26:18,387 --> 00:26:21,256
AM I A BOY OR A GIRL?
619
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:24,259
SOME OF YOUR CELLS ARE MALE...
620
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,294
AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
621
00:26:25,327 --> 00:26:27,329
SO BASICALLY I'M A FREAK.
622
00:26:27,362 --> 00:26:31,033
NO, NO, BUDDY.
623
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:32,634
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
624
00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:38,007
YOU'VE KNOWN THIS...
625
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,875
SINCE I WAS BORN.
626
00:26:39,909 --> 00:26:41,343
AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME.
627
00:26:41,376 --> 00:26:43,212
WE DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE CONFUSED.
628
00:26:43,245 --> 00:26:44,714
SO YOU LIED TO ME.
629
00:26:44,747 --> 00:26:46,782
OH, PLEASE, SWEETIE,
630
00:26:46,816 --> 00:26:48,217
WE WERE JUST TRYING
TO PROTECT YOU.
631
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,920
DON'T.
632
00:26:50,953 --> 00:26:54,423
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
633
00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:56,692
GET OUT.
634
00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:00,262
LET'S GO.
635
00:27:09,404 --> 00:27:10,405
[door clanks]
636
00:27:14,209 --> 00:27:15,210
(Cuddy)
YOU STILL BREATHING IN THERE?
637
00:27:15,244 --> 00:27:16,779
'CAUSE IF NOT,
638
00:27:16,812 --> 00:27:19,749
I'M SENDING IN JANITORIAL.
639
00:27:19,782 --> 00:27:20,916
I'M NOT BREATHING.
640
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:22,051
BUT IT'S STRICTLY VOLUNTARY.
641
00:27:22,084 --> 00:27:24,486
SHOULD'VE SEEN THE GUY
WHO WAS IN HERE BEFORE ME.
642
00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:25,988
I KNOW ABOUT THE METHADONE.
643
00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:29,859
IT'S LEGAL.
644
00:27:29,892 --> 00:27:31,426
I HAVE A PRESCRIPTION.
645
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:34,263
WHATEVER DOCTOR YOU CONNED
INTO WRITING IT
646
00:27:34,296 --> 00:27:36,031
CLEARLY HAD NO IDEA
ABOUT YOUR ADDICTION ISSUES.
647
00:27:36,065 --> 00:27:37,466
YOUR LACK OF--
HE KNOWS I'M IN PAIN.
648
00:27:37,499 --> 00:27:40,435
WHAT I PUT IN MY BODY
IS MY BUSINESS.
649
00:27:40,469 --> 00:27:43,005
YOU KEEP TAKING THIS,
YOU COULD DIE.
650
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,506
IF YOU'D SAID THAT
IF I KEEP DOING THIS
651
00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:46,742
YOU COULD DIE,
THEN IT'D BE YOUR BUSINESS.
652
00:27:48,778 --> 00:27:51,113
I CAN'T SIT BY AND WATCH YOU
KILL YOURSELF.
653
00:27:51,146 --> 00:27:52,982
AS LONG AS YOU'RE
IN MY HOSPITAL,
654
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:54,249
YOU CAN'T DO METHADONE.
655
00:28:02,925 --> 00:28:04,393
I'LL SEND SOMEONE
FOR MY STUFF.
656
00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:08,363
THAT'S IT?
657
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:10,532
YOU'RE QUITTING?
658
00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:13,002
YOU'RE CHOOSING METHADONE
OVER THIS JOB?
659
00:28:13,035 --> 00:28:16,772
I'M CHOOSING LACK OF PAIN
OVER THIS JOB.
660
00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:23,412
[door shuts]
661
00:28:26,816 --> 00:28:29,484
EVENTUALLY YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO YOUR PARENTS AGAIN.
662
00:28:29,518 --> 00:28:32,187
NO, I DON'T.
663
00:28:42,464 --> 00:28:44,566
I HAVE THIS ONE FRIEND.
664
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,535
HE'S ON MY BASKETBALL TEAM.
WILL.
665
00:28:46,568 --> 00:28:49,939
WE HANG OUT A LOT.
666
00:28:49,972 --> 00:28:51,340
I REALLY LIKE HIM.
667
00:28:51,373 --> 00:28:54,576
NOW I'M WORRIED THAT I...
668
00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:57,246
YOU KNOW, LIKE HIM.
669
00:29:00,282 --> 00:29:03,052
MAYBE I'M SUPPOSED TO.
670
00:29:03,085 --> 00:29:07,389
BECAUSE IF I'M REALLY A GIRL...
671
00:29:07,422 --> 00:29:10,159
HMM.
672
00:29:10,192 --> 00:29:11,994
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL?
673
00:29:12,027 --> 00:29:16,131
I LIKE DANCING
MORE THAN BASKETBALL.
674
00:29:16,165 --> 00:29:19,501
IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?
675
00:29:24,506 --> 00:29:27,309
JACKSON...
676
00:29:27,342 --> 00:29:30,012
AS HARD AS IT IS RIGHT NOW,
677
00:29:30,045 --> 00:29:31,914
AT LEAST IT'S OUT
IN THE OPEN.
678
00:29:31,947 --> 00:29:36,852
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
BEHIND A MASK.
679
00:29:40,956 --> 00:29:43,358
I FOUND THE POEM YOU WROTE
IN YOUR ROOM.
680
00:29:47,062 --> 00:29:48,864
NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS GET,
681
00:29:48,898 --> 00:29:52,601
KILLING YOURSELF
IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
682
00:29:59,008 --> 00:30:01,043
THIS WAS AN ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT.
683
00:30:03,913 --> 00:30:05,280
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WRITE
A POEM
684
00:30:05,314 --> 00:30:07,549
IN THE STYLE OF SYLVIA PLATH.
685
00:30:12,421 --> 00:30:16,558
YOU DON'T FEEL THIS WAY?
686
00:30:16,591 --> 00:30:20,429
I'M SAD SOMETIMES.
687
00:30:20,462 --> 00:30:22,998
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
688
00:30:23,032 --> 00:30:25,600
AT LEAST, I DIDN'T.
689
00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:38,147
ARE THESE ANTIBIOTICS
SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU NAUSEOUS?
690
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:41,650
YEAH, THEY CAN.
691
00:30:45,054 --> 00:30:46,956
[pager beeps]
692
00:30:46,989 --> 00:30:49,959
[$300 by Soul Coughing]
693
00:30:49,992 --> 00:30:57,099
*
694
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:06,942
* LIFTING ME UP
LIKE A GARAGE DOOR *
695
00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:10,079
* I NEED TO FEEL IT WHEN
THE DRUG STARTS COMING ON *
696
00:31:10,112 --> 00:31:13,082
* I KNOW YOU, LORD,
ARE A JEALOUS LORD *
697
00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:16,085
* I KNOW THE TABLET
IS YOUR COMPETITION *
698
00:31:16,118 --> 00:31:19,588
* AND I NEED-- *
699
00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:24,193
WE'RE ON OUR OWN.
700
00:31:24,226 --> 00:31:25,227
IS HE OKAY?
701
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,595
HE'S FINE.
HE'S JUST NOT HERE.
702
00:31:26,628 --> 00:31:28,197
DID HE QUIT?
DID SHE SUSPEND HIM?
703
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:29,331
SHE DIDN'T SAY.
704
00:31:29,364 --> 00:31:30,332
SHE JUST TOLD ME
I WAS IN CHARGE
705
00:31:30,365 --> 00:31:32,367
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
706
00:31:32,401 --> 00:31:33,568
SO IF WE ADD BLOODY VOMIT
707
00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,037
TO OUR PATIENT'S LIST
OF SYMPTOMS.
708
00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:37,039
SURGEON REPORTS THE BLEEDING
WAS CAUSED
709
00:31:37,072 --> 00:31:38,240
BY A GASTRIC FISTULA
710
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:39,674
CAUSED BY NECROTIZING
PANCREATITIS.
711
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:40,675
SHE MUST'VE TOLD YOU SOMETHING.
712
00:31:40,709 --> 00:31:42,511
NOTHING THAT WOULD HELP US
WITH THIS PATIENT.
713
00:31:42,544 --> 00:31:44,646
HEART, LIVER, KIDNEYS,
AND PANCREAS.
714
00:31:44,679 --> 00:31:46,015
OBVIOUSLY WHATEVER
THIS KID'S GOT
715
00:31:46,048 --> 00:31:48,350
IS SOMETHING SYSTEMIC.
716
00:31:48,383 --> 00:31:50,986
ZOLLINGER-ELLISON?
717
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,754
OR SYSTEMIC SCLERODERMA.
718
00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:54,656
ZOLLINGER-ELLISON FITS BETTER.
719
00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:55,690
WHY?
720
00:31:55,724 --> 00:31:56,691
CAN WE AT LEAST CALL HOUSE?
721
00:31:56,725 --> 00:31:57,692
WE CAN.
722
00:31:57,726 --> 00:31:59,361
I HAVE.
HE'S NOT ANSWERING.
723
00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:01,363
PUT THE PATIENT
ON PROTON PUMP INHIBITORS.
724
00:32:01,396 --> 00:32:03,132
IF HE GETS BETTER,
IT'S ZOLLINGER-ELLISON.
725
00:32:03,165 --> 00:32:05,000
IF NOT, IT'S SCLERODERMA.
726
00:32:10,539 --> 00:32:13,375
ZOLLINGER-ELLISON
DOESN'T FIT BETTER.
727
00:32:13,408 --> 00:32:15,777
YOU DON'T WANT IT
TO BE SCLERODERMA
728
00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,778
BECAUSE THAT MEANS
HE'S GONNA DIE.
729
00:32:16,811 --> 00:32:18,680
PATIENTS DIE ALL THE TIME.
730
00:32:18,713 --> 00:32:20,649
NOT THE ONES WHOSE FAMILY
YOU'VE RUINED.
731
00:32:20,682 --> 00:32:22,717
I DON'T THINK THAT.
732
00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:25,420
YOU DO.
733
00:32:25,454 --> 00:32:26,421
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
734
00:32:26,455 --> 00:32:29,158
HE WAS NO MORE CONFUSED
THAN ANY OTHER TEENAGER.
735
00:32:29,191 --> 00:32:31,426
THEN I STARTED A FIRE
AND THREW GAS ON IT.
736
00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:34,196
YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP.
737
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,299
[knocking]
738
00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:40,502
[Bobski 2000 by Galactic
playing faintly]
739
00:32:40,535 --> 00:32:42,604
HI, IS HOUSE HERE?
740
00:32:42,637 --> 00:32:44,073
HE'S GETTING DRESSED.
741
00:32:44,106 --> 00:32:46,275
I'LL BE BACK AROUND 10:00
TONIGHT.
742
00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:50,279
GO ON IN.
743
00:32:50,312 --> 00:32:51,380
OKAY.
744
00:32:55,317 --> 00:32:56,218
WHO WAS SHE?
745
00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:58,253
(House)
I HIRED HER TO WATCH ME SLEEP.
746
00:32:58,287 --> 00:33:00,155
MAKE SURE I DON'T STOP
BREATHING.
747
00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:03,258
HOME NURSES USUALLY WEAR SCRUBS.
748
00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:05,394
SHE'S NOT A NURSE.
749
00:33:05,427 --> 00:33:08,163
YOU HIRED A HOOKER
TO WATCH YOU SLEEP?
750
00:33:08,197 --> 00:33:12,134
THAT JUST CAN'T--
751
00:33:12,167 --> 00:33:14,303
SURPRISINGLY,
HOOKERS ARE CHEAPER.
752
00:33:14,336 --> 00:33:16,571
AND THEY DON'T SUE
FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
753
00:33:16,605 --> 00:33:17,739
WHICH ONE?
754
00:33:17,772 --> 00:33:21,076
YOU SHAVED.
755
00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:22,244
THE RED ONE THEN.
756
00:33:22,277 --> 00:33:24,513
YOU HAVE TWO TIES?
757
00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:27,249
MEETING AT ST. SEBASTIAN'S
TODAY.
758
00:33:27,282 --> 00:33:28,850
GONNA TRY AND TALK 'EM
759
00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:30,819
INTO STARTING UP
A DIAGNOSTICS DEPARTMENT.
760
00:33:30,852 --> 00:33:32,554
SOUNDS GREAT.
761
00:33:32,587 --> 00:33:34,623
I JUST CAME BY
762
00:33:34,656 --> 00:33:36,091
TO CHECK UP ON YOU.
763
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,359
SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING.
764
00:33:39,361 --> 00:33:40,629
I'M FINE.
765
00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:43,498
I GUESS YOU ARE.
766
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,270
(Joseph)
HE HASN'T RESPONDED
TO THE MEDICATION AT ALL?
767
00:33:48,303 --> 00:33:50,105
I'M AFRAID NOT.
768
00:33:50,139 --> 00:33:52,341
SO...
769
00:33:52,374 --> 00:33:53,808
THAT MEANS HE'S GOT
THE OTHER THING?
770
00:33:53,842 --> 00:33:55,410
I'M SO SORRY.
771
00:33:55,444 --> 00:33:58,380
WE'LL START HIM
ON ANTI-INFLAMMATORIES.
772
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:00,215
IF WE'RE LUCKY,
773
00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:02,784
THAT WILL SLOW DOWN
THE PROGRESSION.
774
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,355
[huffs]
775
00:34:10,492 --> 00:34:12,627
MY SON HAS A DEATH SENTENCE
776
00:34:12,661 --> 00:34:14,229
AND I CAN'T GO IN THERE
AND BE WITH HIM
777
00:34:14,263 --> 00:34:15,230
BECAUSE OF YOU.
778
00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:16,631
I'M SORRY.
779
00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:18,200
YOU FIND A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
780
00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:19,668
AND DECIDE HE'S SUICIDAL.
781
00:34:19,701 --> 00:34:22,704
MAKE IT YOUR OWN
PERSONAL MISSION.
782
00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:23,738
I LET MY FEELINGS--
783
00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:25,707
OH, DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE.
784
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:27,509
LIKE IT COULD ABSOLVE YOU
785
00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:29,744
OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME,
MY FAMILY.
786
00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,313
HE WAS FINE.
787
00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:33,515
(Cuddy)
I UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU'RE ANGRY.
788
00:34:33,548 --> 00:34:35,750
BUT THIS ISN'T WHERE
YOU BELONG RIGHT NOW.
789
00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:37,286
HE WON'T LET US
IN THE ROOM.
790
00:34:37,319 --> 00:34:38,553
HE'S A TEENAGER.
791
00:34:38,587 --> 00:34:40,255
YOU'RE HIS MOTHER.
792
00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:42,457
THIS IS NOT THE TIME
TO START LISTENING TO HIM.
793
00:34:42,491 --> 00:34:45,694
GO BE WITH HIM.
794
00:34:52,701 --> 00:34:56,838
THANK YOU.
795
00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:58,607
I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU.
796
00:35:04,713 --> 00:35:06,448
WE MADE A MISTAKE.
797
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:07,682
NO, WE DIDN'T.
798
00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:09,351
THE METHADONE'S GOOD FOR HIM.
799
00:35:09,384 --> 00:35:11,320
THE METHADONE
IS GONNA KILL HIM.
800
00:35:11,353 --> 00:35:12,654
HE SHAVED.
801
00:35:12,687 --> 00:35:13,888
HE WAS WEARING A TIE.
802
00:35:13,922 --> 00:35:15,624
HE HAS A MEETING
AT ST. SEBASTIAN.
803
00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:17,392
IF HE BUYS
A NEW PAIR OF SHOES,
804
00:35:17,426 --> 00:35:18,927
SHOULD WE LET HIM SMOKE CRACK?
805
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,329
CUDDY, HE'S HAPPY.
806
00:35:20,362 --> 00:35:21,796
HOUSE DOESN'T DO HAPPY.
807
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:23,732
PAIN OR NO PAIN.
808
00:35:23,765 --> 00:35:26,968
OKAY, MAYBE...
809
00:35:27,001 --> 00:35:29,338
BUT HE'S OUR FRIEND.
810
00:35:29,371 --> 00:35:33,875
AND THIS IS HIS ONE CHANCE
TO NOT BE MISERABLE.
811
00:35:57,999 --> 00:36:00,635
THE HEELS.
VERY NICE.
812
00:36:00,669 --> 00:36:01,970
NO REASON NOT TO WEAR THEM
813
00:36:02,003 --> 00:36:03,838
NOW THAT HOUSE IS GONE.
814
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,340
YOU OKAY?
815
00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:07,309
YEAH.
JUST TIRED.
816
00:36:07,342 --> 00:36:08,843
GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.
817
00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:10,579
PATIENT'S SCLERODERMA
IS RESPONDING
818
00:36:10,612 --> 00:36:11,780
TO THE ANTI-INFLAMMATORY MEDS.
819
00:36:11,813 --> 00:36:13,448
HIS AST LEVEL'S DROPPED
A BIT.
820
00:36:13,482 --> 00:36:17,018
SO HE'S DYING SLIGHTLY
LESS QUICKLY THAN WE THOUGHT.
821
00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:21,456
THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
822
00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:23,358
I'M NOT OKAY.
823
00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,594
NEXT TIME JUST SAY THAT.
824
00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,500
WHAT'S HIS AST?
825
00:36:31,533 --> 00:36:32,867
UH...185, I THINK.
826
00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:34,736
THAT'S A PRETTY FAST DROP.
827
00:36:34,769 --> 00:36:35,937
ARE WE SURE IT'S FROM
THE ANTI-INFLAMMATORIES?
828
00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:37,506
WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE FROM?
829
00:36:37,539 --> 00:36:38,673
HE'S BEEN OFF THE ANTIBIOTICS
FOR A WHILE.
830
00:36:38,707 --> 00:36:39,674
PROTON PUMP INHIBITOR'S--
831
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:40,709
HE'S BACK ON TESTOSTERONE.
832
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:42,611
TESTOSTERONE WOULDN'T HELP
HIS LIVER FUNCTION.
833
00:36:42,644 --> 00:36:44,479
BUT IT COULD IMPROVE
HIS KIDNEY FUNCTION
834
00:36:44,513 --> 00:36:46,315
WHICH WOULD ALSO LOWER
HIS AST.
835
00:36:46,348 --> 00:36:48,383
BUT NOT IN KIDNEYS DAMAGED
BY SCLERODERMA.
836
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:51,720
WHICH MEANS
IT'S NOT SCLERODERMA.
837
00:36:56,725 --> 00:36:58,893
I HAVE AN INTERVIEW
IN TWO HOURS.
838
00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:01,430
WOW.
839
00:37:01,463 --> 00:37:03,832
HAND OVER MY LETTER
OF RECOMMENDATION.
840
00:37:03,865 --> 00:37:05,700
MM, SORRY,
I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.
841
00:37:05,734 --> 00:37:08,703
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
TO SABOTAGE--
842
00:37:08,737 --> 00:37:10,439
I WAS BUSY WITH THIS.
843
00:37:12,807 --> 00:37:15,043
IT'S A LIST OF REQUIREMENTS
FOR YOUR METHADONE TREATMENT.
844
00:37:15,076 --> 00:37:17,512
WEEKLY DRUG TESTS.
845
00:37:17,546 --> 00:37:18,680
SUPERVISED DOSES
846
00:37:18,713 --> 00:37:20,882
ADMINISTERED ON A PRECISE
SCHEDULE BY ME
847
00:37:20,915 --> 00:37:22,917
OR ONE OF THE NURSES.
848
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:25,387
SEEMS WEIRD
GETTING MY MEDS HERE
849
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:26,588
WHEN I'M WORKING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
850
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:30,058
YES.
851
00:37:30,091 --> 00:37:32,794
I'M OFFERING YOU
YOUR JOB BACK.
852
00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:36,498
I WANT A RAISE.
853
00:37:36,531 --> 00:37:37,766
NO.
854
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:40,635
AND A BIGGER OFFICE...
BUT IN THE SAME SPOT.
855
00:37:40,669 --> 00:37:43,372
NO.
856
00:37:43,405 --> 00:37:47,509
WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS WHERE
YOU BELONG.
857
00:37:50,545 --> 00:37:53,782
OKAY.
858
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:56,851
WELCOME BACK.
859
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,526
THANK YOU.
860
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:06,828
YOU'RE WELCOME.
861
00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:16,705
YOU OKAY?
862
00:38:16,738 --> 00:38:19,974
I HAVE ISSUES WITH AUTHORITY.
YOU?
863
00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:22,010
W-WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE.
864
00:38:22,043 --> 00:38:23,578
CUDDY MISSED ME.
865
00:38:23,612 --> 00:38:24,713
AND WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR CANE?
866
00:38:24,746 --> 00:38:27,449
SHE ASKED TO BORROW IT
FOR SOME REASON.
867
00:38:27,482 --> 00:38:30,619
PATIENT DEAD OR DO I NEED
TO DO ANYTHING?
868
00:38:30,652 --> 00:38:31,753
HE'S GOT SCLERODERMA.
869
00:38:31,786 --> 00:38:33,822
IT'S NOT SCLERODERMA.
870
00:38:33,855 --> 00:38:34,856
WOW.
871
00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:37,058
TWO DAYS,
AND YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
872
00:38:37,091 --> 00:38:38,727
TWO SEPARATE THEORIES.
873
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,095
YOU'RE BACK. GOOD.
874
00:38:41,129 --> 00:38:42,597
WE NOTICED A DROP
IN AST LEVELS.
875
00:38:42,631 --> 00:38:44,599
IT'S NOT FROM
THE ANTI-INFLAMMATORY MEDS.
876
00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:46,134
IT'S BECAUSE HIS KIDNEYS GOT
BETTER FROM THE TESTOSTERONE.
877
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,736
WHICH RULES OUT SCLERODERMA.
878
00:38:47,769 --> 00:38:50,171
WHEN DID YOU TWO COME UP
WITH THIS?
879
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,641
WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER
IN THE LOBBY.
880
00:38:55,577 --> 00:38:56,811
WHAT DID WE MISS?
881
00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:57,879
WHEN I SAY "WE"
I MEAN "YOU,"
882
00:38:57,912 --> 00:38:58,880
SINCE I WASN'T HERE.
883
00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:00,515
WE'VE RULED OUT
ZOLLINGER-ELLISON.
884
00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:02,016
THAT WAS A DUMB IDEA.
885
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,017
WHY?
886
00:39:03,051 --> 00:39:04,052
BECAUSE IT WAS WRONG.
887
00:39:04,085 --> 00:39:05,153
ALSO TOXOPLASMOSIS,
888
00:39:05,186 --> 00:39:06,488
DEHYDRATION,
889
00:39:06,521 --> 00:39:09,023
SLE, VARIOUS INTERSEX
DISORDERS.
890
00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:10,525
OH, CRAP.
891
00:39:13,194 --> 00:39:15,163
THIS KID LIKE ENERGY DRINKS?
892
00:39:15,196 --> 00:39:17,432
I SAW SOME EMPTY BOTTLES
893
00:39:17,466 --> 00:39:19,834
IN THE TEAM LOCKER ROOM.
894
00:39:19,868 --> 00:39:20,835
BUT ENERGY DRINKS
DON'T EXPLAIN--
895
00:39:20,869 --> 00:39:21,903
NICE WORK.
896
00:39:21,936 --> 00:39:24,105
SO...WE'RE OKAY?
897
00:39:24,138 --> 00:39:28,176
WHY WOULDN'T WE BE?
898
00:39:28,209 --> 00:39:29,811
NICE HEELS.
899
00:39:38,086 --> 00:39:39,120
THIS IS ALL
YOUR PARENTS' FAULT.
900
00:39:39,153 --> 00:39:40,922
EXCUSE ME?
901
00:39:40,955 --> 00:39:42,624
CHUG A LOT OF ENERGY DRINKS
902
00:39:42,657 --> 00:39:45,527
BEFORE, DURING,
AND AFTER PRACTICE?
903
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,096
YOUR SON CAME IN HERE
WITH SIMPLE DEHYDRATION.
904
00:39:48,129 --> 00:39:50,599
THAT'S WHY HE COLLAPSED
DURING THE GAME.
905
00:39:50,632 --> 00:39:51,833
THE ER TREATED HIM FOR THAT.
906
00:39:51,866 --> 00:39:52,901
IT DIDN'T HELP THE PAIN.
907
00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:54,536
THAT'S WHERE THE ENERGY DRINKS
CAME IN.
908
00:39:54,569 --> 00:39:56,070
THEY PUT A STRAIN
ON HIS KIDNEYS
909
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,205
SO HE NEEDED MORE TIME
TO REBOUND
910
00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:58,540
FROM THE INITIAL DEHYDRATION.
911
00:39:58,573 --> 00:39:59,974
THEN WHY ISN'T HE BETTER?
912
00:40:00,008 --> 00:40:01,976
THAT'S WHERE YOUR IDIOCY
CAME IN.
913
00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,946
BEFORE WE COULD GIVE HIM
ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER,
914
00:40:04,979 --> 00:40:06,848
YOU TWO INSISTED I DO AN MRI.
915
00:40:06,881 --> 00:40:09,951
SO I GO DOWN A BLIND ALLEY
916
00:40:09,984 --> 00:40:11,786
LOOKING FOR A BLIND UTERUS.
917
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,088
AND MY TEAM INJECTS HIM
WITH CONTRAST MATERIAL.
918
00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:16,625
IF HIS KIDNEYS
HAD BEEN HEALTHY,
919
00:40:16,658 --> 00:40:17,792
THEY WOULD'VE FILTERED OUT
THE CONTRAST
920
00:40:17,826 --> 00:40:18,860
IN A COUPLE HOURS.
921
00:40:18,893 --> 00:40:21,730
SINCE THEY WEREN'T,
THEY WENT AROUND AND AROUND.
922
00:40:21,763 --> 00:40:22,964
EVENTUALLY GETTING ABSORBED
BY HIS HEART,
923
00:40:22,997 --> 00:40:24,499
HIS LIVER,
AND HIS PANCREAS,
924
00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,535
GETTING IN TROUBLE
EVERYWHERE IT WENT.
925
00:40:26,568 --> 00:40:28,970
YOUR SON WAS FINE
WHEN HE GOT HERE.
926
00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:32,173
IT WAS YOUR FREAKED-OUT
OVERPROTECTIVENESS
927
00:40:32,206 --> 00:40:33,207
THAT NEARLY KILLED HIM.
928
00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:35,544
NEARLY?
929
00:40:35,577 --> 00:40:37,045
HE'S YOUNG.
930
00:40:37,078 --> 00:40:39,213
A FEW WEEKS OF DIALYSIS,
931
00:40:39,247 --> 00:40:42,784
HE SHOULD BE FINE.
932
00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:44,152
[sighs]
933
00:40:48,723 --> 00:40:51,192
YOU GAVE BIRTH
TO A FREAK OF NATURE.
934
00:40:51,225 --> 00:40:54,495
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GOOD IDEA
TO TREAT HIM LIKE ONE.
935
00:41:06,641 --> 00:41:08,577
HOW YOU FEELING?
936
00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,078
A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
937
00:41:10,111 --> 00:41:12,847
I SAW YOU TALKING
TO YOUR PARENTS EARLIER.
938
00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:13,848
THAT'S GOOD.
939
00:41:13,882 --> 00:41:16,751
MY MOM ASKED IF I WANTED
TO TAKE DANCE LESSONS.
940
00:41:16,785 --> 00:41:19,053
THAT'S GREAT.
941
00:41:19,087 --> 00:41:21,155
I'M ACTUALLY WORRIED
I MIGHT MISS BASKETBALL.
942
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,792
STARTING TO GET GOOD.
943
00:41:23,825 --> 00:41:25,126
THERE'S NO REASON
YOU CAN'T DO BOTH.
944
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,315
STARTING TOMORROW,
945
00:41:47,348 --> 00:41:48,917
YOU'LL COME TO MY OFFICE
FOR YOUR FIX.
946
00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:53,087
I'M DONE WITH THE METHADONE.
947
00:41:53,121 --> 00:41:54,322
I SCREWED UP.
948
00:41:54,355 --> 00:41:57,626
THE KIDS' PARENTS WANTED
THAT MRI.
949
00:41:57,659 --> 00:41:58,760
I KNEW HE DIDN'T NEED IT.
950
00:41:58,793 --> 00:42:00,194
I DID IT ANYWAY.
951
00:42:00,228 --> 00:42:03,197
THAT'S WHAT GOT HIM SICK.
952
00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:05,333
YOU JUST SOLVED A CASE
THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD SOLVE.
953
00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:07,101
I CREATED A CASE.
954
00:42:07,135 --> 00:42:11,172
I PLAYED NICE BECAUSE
I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD
955
00:42:11,205 --> 00:42:12,941
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HURT.
956
00:42:12,974 --> 00:42:15,677
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR PAIN
TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR.
957
00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:16,911
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GOOD.
958
00:42:16,945 --> 00:42:18,112
YOU'RE AFRAID TO BE HAPPY.
959
00:42:18,146 --> 00:42:20,982
WHY DO YOU CARE
IF I'M HAPPY?
960
00:42:28,757 --> 00:42:29,658
YOU'RE AFRAID OF CHANGE.
961
00:42:29,691 --> 00:42:32,326
THE ONE THING YOU HAVE
IS YOUR INTELLECT.
962
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,595
YOU THINK IF THAT'S COMPROMISED,
YOU HAVE NOTHING.
963
00:42:40,401 --> 00:42:42,236
JUST TAKE IT.
964
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:44,138
NO.
965
00:42:44,172 --> 00:42:45,774
DON'T DO THIS.
966
00:42:45,807 --> 00:42:48,910
IT'S ALREADY DONE.
967
00:42:52,346 --> 00:42:54,749
THIS IS THE ONLY ME YOU GET.
968
00:43:07,428 --> 00:43:10,631
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969
00:43:58,346 --> 00:43:59,814
THAT'S SOME BAD HAT,
HARRY.
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