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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,445 --> 00:00:04,047 [child laughing] 2 00:00:09,386 --> 00:00:12,156 [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,401 LET'S STAY FOCUSED, JOHNNY. 4 00:00:26,237 --> 00:00:28,405 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 5 00:00:28,439 --> 00:00:30,174 WHO IS SHE? 6 00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:32,743 THAT'S MISS CINDY, 7 00:00:32,776 --> 00:00:34,111 ZEKE'S NEW AIDE. 8 00:00:34,145 --> 00:00:35,712 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS OLD AIDE? 9 00:00:35,746 --> 00:00:37,848 SHE GOT MARRIED. 10 00:00:37,881 --> 00:00:39,883 SO, FIRST, 11 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:43,154 YOU WANT TO RUB THE GLUE ON THE PAPER 12 00:00:43,187 --> 00:00:46,290 IN ANY SHAPES YOU LIKE. 13 00:00:46,323 --> 00:00:48,525 WHY DO PEOPLE GET MARRIED? 14 00:00:48,559 --> 00:00:50,727 BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. 15 00:00:50,761 --> 00:00:52,229 WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED? 16 00:00:52,263 --> 00:00:55,299 I HAVEN'T FOUND THE PERSON I LOVE YET, 17 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:58,802 BECAUSE I SPEND ALL OF MY TIME LOVING YOU. 18 00:00:58,835 --> 00:01:00,137 [laughs] 19 00:01:00,171 --> 00:01:02,839 DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN GET MARRIED? 20 00:01:02,873 --> 00:01:04,308 [laughs] 21 00:01:04,341 --> 00:01:07,378 WELL, LOVE COMES IN MANY TYPES, 22 00:01:07,411 --> 00:01:08,879 AND THERE'S LOTS OF IT 23 00:01:08,912 --> 00:01:10,414 TO GO AROUND. 24 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:13,850 OH, MY SNOW IS RUINED. 25 00:01:13,884 --> 00:01:15,586 IT'S NOT RUINED. 26 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:18,522 OH, IT'S PRETTY. 27 00:01:18,555 --> 00:01:20,891 SEE, LOOK, I LIKE THE GREEN. 28 00:01:20,924 --> 00:01:22,526 WHO EVER HEARD OF GREEN SNOW? 29 00:01:22,559 --> 00:01:24,228 IT'S MAGICAL. 30 00:01:27,698 --> 00:01:29,733 [cries] 31 00:01:29,766 --> 00:01:31,935 COME HERE. [sniffles] 32 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:34,338 WE'LL GET YOU CLEANED UP, OKAY? 33 00:01:34,371 --> 00:01:37,541 [crying] [coughing] IT'S OKAY. 34 00:01:37,574 --> 00:01:40,811 OOH, ARE YOU OKAY? 35 00:01:40,844 --> 00:01:42,179 [coughing] 36 00:01:47,718 --> 00:01:49,186 OH. 37 00:01:52,589 --> 00:01:53,924 (boy) HEY, HEY, HEY. 38 00:01:57,261 --> 00:02:00,231 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 39 00:02:00,264 --> 00:02:08,339 * 40 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:38,435 YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT? 41 00:02:38,469 --> 00:02:40,904 NICE OF YOU TO OFFER. 42 00:02:40,937 --> 00:02:42,806 NOW I CAN ACTUALLY GET SOME CREAM CHEESE. 43 00:02:42,839 --> 00:02:44,275 29-YEAR-OLD TEACHER-- 44 00:02:44,308 --> 00:02:45,609 SHE WORKS WITH SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN. 45 00:02:45,642 --> 00:02:47,744 SHE-- LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 46 00:02:47,778 --> 00:02:49,780 BRINGS OUT THE BLUE OF THE CASE FILE, 47 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:51,582 WHICH MEANS IT'S NOT FROM THE E.R. 48 00:02:51,615 --> 00:02:52,683 SO WHY ARE YOU HERE? 49 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:55,252 BECAUSE DR. CUDDY IS NOT HERE. 50 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:56,387 SHE'S DECIDED TO SPEND SOME MORE TIME 51 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,854 AT HOME WITH THE BABY FOR A WHILE. 52 00:02:57,888 --> 00:02:59,956 I'M TAKING OVER SOME OF HER DAY-TO-DAY RESPONSIBILITIES, 53 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:02,293 LIKE BABYSITTING YOU. 54 00:03:02,326 --> 00:03:03,960 INTERESTING. 55 00:03:03,994 --> 00:03:06,330 YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 56 00:03:06,363 --> 00:03:08,031 SO WHY WOULD CUDDY WANT YOU TO DIE SO YOUNG? 57 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:10,967 SHE FIGURED I'D SPENT THREE YEARS WORKING FOR YOU. 58 00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:12,269 I WAS INOCULATED. 59 00:03:12,303 --> 00:03:14,638 GOOD. 60 00:03:14,671 --> 00:03:15,506 FUN. 61 00:03:15,539 --> 00:03:17,974 YOU GET TO EXERCISE YOUR NEWFOUND POWER. 62 00:03:18,008 --> 00:03:19,710 I SQUIRM UNDER YOUR THUMB, 63 00:03:19,743 --> 00:03:21,378 RESENT THE STUDENT BECOMING THE TEACHER, 64 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:22,513 AND THEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, 65 00:03:22,546 --> 00:03:25,982 AND WE ALL GET TO REALIZE WHAT OUR REAL ROLES SHOULD BE. 66 00:03:26,016 --> 00:03:27,518 THEN YOU PUT OUT. 67 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:30,321 THAT'S WHY I TOOK THE JOB. 68 00:03:44,368 --> 00:03:47,904 29-YEAR-OLD SPECIAL ED. TEACHER COUGHS UP BLOOD 69 00:03:47,938 --> 00:03:50,441 ALL OVER CORKY. 70 00:03:50,474 --> 00:03:52,609 NO DYSPNEA, NO WEIGHT LOSS. 71 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:54,611 WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING? 72 00:03:54,645 --> 00:03:56,012 NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY 73 00:03:56,046 --> 00:03:58,048 YOU WERE TAKING ORDERS FROM CAMERON. 74 00:03:58,081 --> 00:03:59,916 CAMERON'S IN CHARGE? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 75 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,818 (Kutner) YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY HER, AREN'T YOU? 76 00:04:01,852 --> 00:04:03,987 I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB. 77 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:06,590 IF THAT INVOLVES LEAVING HER A ROTTING PULP... 78 00:04:06,623 --> 00:04:08,392 CAMERON'S GONNA MARK HER TERRITORY. 79 00:04:08,425 --> 00:04:09,893 SHE'LL PROBABLY OVERCOMPENSATE AND DESTROY YOU. 80 00:04:09,926 --> 00:04:11,495 BLEEDING ULCER. 81 00:04:11,528 --> 00:04:13,029 SCOPE OF THE STOMACH AND LUNGS WERE CLEAN, 82 00:04:13,063 --> 00:04:14,865 YET SHE CONTINUES TO SPIT UP BLOOD 83 00:04:14,898 --> 00:04:15,732 FROM BOTH HER STOMACH AND LUNGS. 84 00:04:15,766 --> 00:04:17,501 THAT MEANS IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING WRONG 85 00:04:17,534 --> 00:04:18,502 WITH THE BLOOD ITSELF-- 86 00:04:18,535 --> 00:04:20,404 LEUKEMIA, VON WILLEBRAND'S. 87 00:04:20,437 --> 00:04:21,738 THORACIC TUMOR IS A BETTER FIT. 88 00:04:21,772 --> 00:04:23,540 ERODES INTO HER AIRWAY AND ESOPHAGUS-- 89 00:04:23,574 --> 00:04:25,542 OH, WILL YOU TWO STOP IT ALREADY? 90 00:04:25,576 --> 00:04:27,911 STOP WHAT? DISAGREEING. 91 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:30,447 OKAY, WHICH ONE OF US SHOULDN'T HAVE AN OPINION? 92 00:04:30,481 --> 00:04:31,415 IT'S NOT AN OPINION. 93 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:32,749 IT'S A SMOKE SCREEN. 94 00:04:32,783 --> 00:04:35,452 TOSS OUT A LAME IDEA, INSTEAD OF AGREEING 95 00:04:35,486 --> 00:04:36,687 WITH FOREMAN'S BETTER IDEA BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED 96 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,390 THAT'LL CONFIRM THAT HE'S BOLDLY GONE 97 00:04:39,423 --> 00:04:41,358 WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. 98 00:04:41,392 --> 00:04:42,859 YOU SLEPT WITH FOREMAN? 99 00:04:42,893 --> 00:04:44,495 SORRY. YOU WERE BUSY. 100 00:04:44,528 --> 00:04:45,696 DROP IT, HOUSE. 101 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:47,698 WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER, END OF DISCUSSION. 102 00:04:47,731 --> 00:04:48,865 ANYTHING ELSE ISN'T RELEVANT. 103 00:04:48,899 --> 00:04:51,402 IT'S EXTREMELY RELEVANT. 104 00:04:51,435 --> 00:04:53,003 APPARENTLY, IT COLORS EVERYTHING. 105 00:04:53,036 --> 00:04:55,506 NOW I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU HAVE DIFFERING OPINIONS 106 00:04:55,539 --> 00:04:56,673 BECAUSE YOU HAVE DIFFERING OPINIONS 107 00:04:56,707 --> 00:04:58,409 OR BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PROVE 108 00:04:58,442 --> 00:04:59,543 THAT YOU CAN THINK FOR YOURSELVES. 109 00:04:59,576 --> 00:05:01,945 HOW ABOUT YOU JUST JUDGE OUR IDEAS ON THEIR OWN MERIT? 110 00:05:01,978 --> 00:05:04,448 OH, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO THAT. 111 00:05:04,481 --> 00:05:06,016 GO RUN A BLEEDING-TIME TEST, 112 00:05:06,049 --> 00:05:08,151 CONFIRM OUR PATIENT'S BLOOD IS SCREWY. 113 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:09,386 THEN YOU CAN COME BACK 114 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:12,355 AND PRETEND TO DISAGREE ABOUT WHY. 115 00:05:17,761 --> 00:05:18,895 TIME ZERO. 116 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:21,865 I'M IMPRESSED. YOU DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH. 117 00:05:21,898 --> 00:05:24,100 [chuckles] I JUST WENT TO MY HAPPY PLACE. 118 00:05:24,134 --> 00:05:28,104 WE CANNOT LET HOUSE ANYWHERE NEAR THIS WOMAN. 119 00:05:28,138 --> 00:05:29,506 WHERE IS YOUR HAPPY PLACE? 120 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,141 MY CLASS, 121 00:05:31,174 --> 00:05:32,008 WITH THEM. 122 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:33,577 (Thirteen) PASSED THE FIRST MARK. 123 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:34,811 IT'S A GREAT THING YOU DO. 124 00:05:34,845 --> 00:05:36,413 NOT REALLY. 125 00:05:36,447 --> 00:05:38,649 MOST KIDS, TYPICAL CHILDREN-- 126 00:05:38,682 --> 00:05:42,118 YOU HAND THEM A PAIR OF SCISSORS, AND THEY CUT. 127 00:05:42,152 --> 00:05:43,720 WELL, TONY-- HE'S GOT C.P., 128 00:05:43,754 --> 00:05:46,523 AND WHEN I GAVE HIM THE SCISSORS, 129 00:05:46,557 --> 00:05:48,592 WE WENT ON A JOURNEY TOGETHER, 130 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:50,727 LEARNING TO GET HIS FINGERS IN THOSE HOLES, 131 00:05:50,761 --> 00:05:53,664 TO HOLD THE SCISSORS APART, TO HOLD THE PAPER. 132 00:05:53,697 --> 00:05:56,099 I MEAN, WHEN HE FINALLY LEARNED TO CUT, 133 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:59,202 WE BOTH JUST WEPT WITH JOY. 134 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,505 [chuckles] 135 00:06:01,538 --> 00:06:05,476 IF YOU EVER MEET OUR BOSS, JUST YES OR NO ANSWERS, OKAY? 136 00:06:05,509 --> 00:06:07,444 [stopwatch beeps] 137 00:06:07,478 --> 00:06:10,581 IT'S NOT SLOWING UP. NO SIGN OF CLOTTING. 138 00:06:10,614 --> 00:06:13,484 SO THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BLOOD? 139 00:06:13,517 --> 00:06:15,619 DON'T WORRY, WE'LL RUN SOME LAB TESTS 140 00:06:15,652 --> 00:06:17,821 TO FIND OUT WHICH CLOTTING FACTOR IS OFF AND THEN-- I'M NOT WORRIED. 141 00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:20,223 MUST BE ONE HELL OF A HAPPY PLACE. 142 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:23,594 [chuckles] 143 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:30,000 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 144 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:32,769 I KNOW. I'M LUCKY. 145 00:06:32,803 --> 00:06:35,672 ABSOLUTELY. 146 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:37,508 WHAT'S SHE LIKE? 147 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:40,944 SHE'S EIGHT WEEKS OLD. 148 00:06:40,977 --> 00:06:43,814 ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT HER POLITICS OR HER SENSE OF HUMOR? 149 00:06:43,847 --> 00:06:44,948 MY COUSIN HAD A KID. 150 00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:46,483 THEY ACTED LIKE THEY KNEW THE THING 151 00:06:46,517 --> 00:06:47,951 FROM THE TIME IT WAS TWO MINUTES OLD. 152 00:06:47,984 --> 00:06:49,119 I JUST-- I JUST THOUGHT-- 153 00:06:49,152 --> 00:06:51,622 SHE CRIES, SHE EATS, AND SHE POOPS. 154 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:03,667 WHAT'S WRONG? 155 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:06,803 [sniffles] 156 00:07:06,837 --> 00:07:08,138 I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 157 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:11,975 YOU'RE TIRED. 158 00:07:12,008 --> 00:07:13,610 I'M NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED. 159 00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:15,812 SHE SLEEPS FINE. 160 00:07:15,846 --> 00:07:17,548 I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT HORMONAL. 161 00:07:21,685 --> 00:07:24,655 I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL AMAZEMENT. 162 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:26,222 I'M SUPPOSED TO LOVE HER. 163 00:07:26,256 --> 00:07:29,059 I JUST... 164 00:07:29,092 --> 00:07:32,563 I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL. 165 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:37,534 SORRY. 166 00:07:37,568 --> 00:07:38,935 MAYBE I AM JUST TIRED. 167 00:07:38,969 --> 00:07:41,137 UM... 168 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,239 THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. I'M OKAY. 169 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:44,775 LISA... 170 00:07:44,808 --> 00:07:47,611 IF YOU'RE... 171 00:07:47,644 --> 00:07:49,746 I AM FEEDING HER, 172 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:52,983 I'M CHANGING HER, AND I'M BURPING HER. 173 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,951 I'M DOING EVERYTHING I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 174 00:07:54,985 --> 00:07:57,954 SHE WILL BE OKAY. 175 00:07:57,988 --> 00:08:00,290 PLEASE GO BACK TO WORK. 176 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:12,936 (Thirteen) IT IS THE BLOOD, 177 00:08:12,969 --> 00:08:15,105 BUT THE CLOTTING PROTEINS AREN'T THE PROBLEM. 178 00:08:15,138 --> 00:08:17,774 IT'S HER PLATELETS, LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD BITE MARKS IN THEM. 179 00:08:17,808 --> 00:08:19,943 SO NOW YOU'RE AGREEING? 180 00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:21,778 EITHER YOU FOLDED BECAUSE I GAVE YOU CRAP, 181 00:08:21,812 --> 00:08:23,113 OR YOU BROKE UP, OR-- 182 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:24,781 WE DISAGREE, YOU BLAME OUR RELATIONSHIP. 183 00:08:24,815 --> 00:08:26,617 WE AGREE, YOU BLAME OUR RELATIONSHIP. 184 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:28,652 DON'T YOU SEE A PROBLEM THERE? YES. 185 00:08:28,685 --> 00:08:30,654 DON'T YOU? (Taub) COULD BE LYMPHOMA. 186 00:08:30,687 --> 00:08:31,955 NOT WITH NORMAL LDH. 187 00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:33,023 I.T.P. FITS. 188 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:34,591 WE SHOULD START HER ON METHOTREXATE. 189 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:37,694 ABSOLUTELY, AND TOTAL BODY IRRADIATION. 190 00:08:37,728 --> 00:08:39,329 BECAUSE SHE FAILED A BLEEDING-TIME TEST? 191 00:08:39,362 --> 00:08:40,997 (Kutner) TBI WILL PROMOTE CANCERS, 192 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:42,633 KILL HER DIGESTIVE TRACT. 193 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:44,367 DON'T FORGET--STOP HER FROM BLEEDING INTO HER BRAIN. 194 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,870 IT'S PREMATURE, RECKLESS, AND POTENTIALLY LETHAL. 195 00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:48,672 [elevator bell dings] TRUE. 196 00:08:48,705 --> 00:08:49,740 MUST BE SOMEBODY'S JOB 197 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,708 TO STOP ME FROM BEING RECKLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE. 198 00:08:51,742 --> 00:08:52,943 NOBODY CAN STOP ME 199 00:08:52,976 --> 00:08:54,645 FROM BEING PREMATURE. [chortles] 200 00:08:57,681 --> 00:08:58,682 [door opens] 201 00:08:58,715 --> 00:09:00,984 GOT A PATIENT WITH I.T.P. 202 00:09:01,017 --> 00:09:02,986 NEED TO HIT HER WITH RADIATION. 203 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:04,788 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 204 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:06,156 METHOTREXATE. GOOD POINT. 205 00:09:06,189 --> 00:09:07,691 ON THE OTHER HAND, 206 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:08,725 IF SHE BLEEDS IN HER BRAIN, 207 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:12,996 SHE'S GONNA NEED A SPECIAL ED. CLASS OF HER OWN. 208 00:09:13,029 --> 00:09:15,666 FINE. 209 00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:16,867 REALLY? 210 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,969 YEAH, IF YOU THINK IT'S RIGHT, DO IT. 211 00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:20,671 HMM. 212 00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:23,006 SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE BRUTAL, 213 00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:24,174 MARKING YOUR TERRITORY. 214 00:09:24,207 --> 00:09:26,342 WHO? NOBODY. 215 00:09:26,376 --> 00:09:28,712 JUST BECAUSE I CALL HIM NOBODY DOESN'T MAKE ME A RACIST. 216 00:09:28,745 --> 00:09:31,014 I'M NOT GONNA PLAY GAMES. 217 00:09:31,047 --> 00:09:32,348 IF YOU COME TO ME WITH A REQUEST 218 00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:34,117 AND IT MAKES MEDICAL SENSE, I'LL SAY YES. 219 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:37,387 I NEED ORAL SEX. 220 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,790 I'M PRETTY SURE 221 00:09:39,823 --> 00:09:42,225 BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE QUALIFIES AS MEDICAL SENSE. 222 00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:44,728 CAN I RETURN MY PHONE CALL NOW? 223 00:09:44,761 --> 00:09:46,930 I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW THAT'S GONNA BE POSSIBLE. 224 00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:00,243 [elevator bell dings] 225 00:10:00,276 --> 00:10:01,745 (Thirteen) PATIENT WON'T RESPOND TO METHOTREXATE. 226 00:10:01,778 --> 00:10:03,313 BLEEDING TIME HASN'T IMPROVED. 227 00:10:03,346 --> 00:10:05,048 YOU HAVE A MEDICAL DILEMMA FOR ME. 228 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:06,382 I HAVE ONE FOR YOU. 229 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:09,052 I NEED A REASON TO NOT DO TOTAL BODY IRRADIATION. 230 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:10,887 OTHER THAN THAT CAMERON SAID YOU CAN'T. 231 00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:11,888 SHE SAID I CAN. 232 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,757 THEN WHY DON'T WE JUST DO IT? 233 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,058 BECAUSE IT'S PREMATURE, RECKLESS, 234 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:16,693 AND POTENTIALLY LETHAL. 235 00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:18,729 THEN WHY DON'T WE JUST DON'T DO IT? 236 00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:20,230 BECAUSE THAT WOULD LET CAMERON IN ON THE FACT 237 00:10:20,263 --> 00:10:21,765 THAT I NEVER INTENDED TO DO IT. 238 00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:24,034 THIS IS GONNA BE CONVOLUTED, ISN'T IT? 239 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,736 I FIGURED I'D ASK FOR SOMETHING REALLY CRAZY, 240 00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:27,403 SO SHE'D SHOOT ME DOWN AND GET THE WHOLE 241 00:10:27,437 --> 00:10:29,740 "I CAN CONTROL HOUSE" THING OUT OF HER PERKY LITTLE SYSTEM. 242 00:10:29,773 --> 00:10:31,241 SO THE NEXT TIME I WENT BACK 243 00:10:31,274 --> 00:10:33,109 AND ASKED FOR SOMETHING MARGINALLY CRAZY, 244 00:10:33,143 --> 00:10:35,746 IT WOULD SEEM MARGINALLY REASONABLE, AND SHE'D SAY YES. 245 00:10:35,779 --> 00:10:38,782 [smacks lips] SO, YEAH, SLIGHTLY CONVOLUTED. 246 00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:40,416 YOU'RE SCREWED. 247 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,785 UNLESS WE IRRADIATE HER... 248 00:10:43,086 --> 00:10:44,921 WITHOUT THE RADIATION. 249 00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:47,090 WE BOOK THE NUCLEAR LAB. WE FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK. 250 00:10:47,123 --> 00:10:48,424 WE BRING THE PATIENT DOWN THERE. 251 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:49,760 WE DO EVERYTHING BUT FLIP THE SWITCH. 252 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,895 GO. DO. 253 00:10:51,928 --> 00:10:52,963 DON'T FLIP. 254 00:10:52,996 --> 00:10:56,099 AND IS THERE ANYTHING WE SHOULD BE DOING, YOU KNOW, 255 00:10:56,132 --> 00:10:57,768 TO ACTUALLY HELP THE PATIENT? 256 00:10:57,801 --> 00:10:59,135 TRUST ME. 257 00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:01,104 IN THE LONG TERM, THIS'LL HELP ALL OUR PATIENTS. 258 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,238 IN THE SHORT TERM, 259 00:11:02,272 --> 00:11:04,707 DOUBLE THE DOSE OF METHOTREXATE AND ADD PREDNISONE. 260 00:11:07,077 --> 00:11:10,446 CAMERON'S GOT THE KEYS TO THE CASTLE. 261 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,783 THIS TRIAL I'M RUNNING--THE DRUG REALLY SEEMS TO BE WORKING. 262 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:15,485 SHE'S KIND OF LIKING THE POWER. 263 00:11:15,518 --> 00:11:17,888 I THINK I'M KIND OF LIKING HER LIKING IT. 264 00:11:17,921 --> 00:11:20,156 I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT THIRTEEN. 265 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:22,358 SHE'S SORT OF DRESSING LIKE CUDDY. 266 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:25,862 SHE'S ON THE PLACEBO. 267 00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,397 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW THAT. 268 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:29,099 ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 269 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:30,400 I FOUND OUT. 270 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:36,807 YOU CANNOT TELL HER. 271 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,309 YOU'D BE COMPROMISING THE TRIAL. 272 00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:42,212 SHE KNOWS SHE HAD A 50/50 CHANCE OF NOT BEING ON THE DRUG. 273 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:44,815 IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LYING TO HER, TOO BAD. 274 00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:46,817 I DON'T WANT TO TELL HER. 275 00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,854 I WANT TO PUT HER ON THE REAL DRUG. 276 00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:54,190 AND YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU THAT THAT'S OKAY? 277 00:11:54,224 --> 00:11:56,292 HER TRIAL RESULTS ARE ALREADY COMPROMISED, 278 00:11:56,326 --> 00:11:58,094 JUST FROM THE FACT THAT I KNOW. 279 00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:59,529 AS LONG AS SHE'S WASTING HER TIME, 280 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:02,799 WHY NOT GIVE HER SOMETHING THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HELP HER? 281 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,467 VALID POINT, 282 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,002 EXCEPT FOR THE FACT 283 00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:10,173 THAT IT'S A LOAD OF CRAP. 284 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:14,044 DON'T BE AN IDIOT. 285 00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:25,989 SO HOW LONG UNTIL WE START THE PROCEDURE? 286 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,557 (Thirteen) WE ALREADY STARTED. 287 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,193 TOLD YOU YOU WOULDN'T FEEL A THING. 288 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:33,329 YOU SHOULD LIE BACK. JUST STAY REAL STILL. 289 00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:35,131 [woman in film] I'M AFRAID THERE IS SOMEONE SITTING NEXT TO YOU. 290 00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,868 [man on film] OH, FOR-- GOD, GOD, GOD! 291 00:12:39,202 --> 00:12:40,837 I HAVE TO PEE. 292 00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:43,173 [laughing] CAN WE, LIKE, CALL A TIMEOUT FOR A MINUTE, 293 00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,574 LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM? 294 00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:47,510 YEAH, SURE. 295 00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:49,880 WE'LL JUST START UP AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 296 00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:50,780 THANKS. 297 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:54,017 SORRY. I-I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD TO GO. 298 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,386 NO PROBLEM. 299 00:12:57,921 --> 00:12:58,855 SARAH? 300 00:13:03,894 --> 00:13:06,863 NO PULSE. GET THE PADDLES. 301 00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:10,600 [paddles whirring] 302 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:11,902 CLEAR! 303 00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:16,639 GOT A PULSE. 304 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,641 IT'S NOT I.T.P. 305 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,843 SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T NEED FAKE RADIATION. 306 00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:27,984 (Kutner) NO STRUCTURAL DEFECTS IN HER HEART. 307 00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:29,585 (Thirteen) WHAT ABOUT A CALCIFIED VALVE OR A PATENT FORAMEN OVALE? 308 00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,922 TRANSTHORACIC ECHO AND BUBBLE STUDIES SHOW NOTHING. 309 00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:32,722 HER HEART'S CLEAN. 310 00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:34,390 THE PATIENT SAID SHE HAD TO GO PEE. 311 00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,927 MAYBE WHEN SHE GOT UP, SHE STARTED TO URINATE. 312 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,061 INCREASED THE VAGAL TONE, 313 00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:39,562 CAUSED ARRHYTHMIA, AND STOPPED HER HEART. 314 00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:42,332 WHO HAS TO GO PEE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NUCLEAR PROCEDURE? 315 00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:44,234 IT WASN'T REALLY A NUCLEAR PROCEDURE. 316 00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,468 SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 317 00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:49,639 PEOPLE DON'T DIE FROM PEEING. 318 00:13:49,672 --> 00:13:52,242 HEAVY METAL, TOXIN. 319 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:54,010 DRUGS OR ALCOHOL. 320 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:55,946 OR HER OWN BODY IS MAKING A TOXIN. 321 00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:57,080 COLD AGGLUTININS-- 322 00:13:57,113 --> 00:13:59,950 ABNORMAL PROTEIN GETS ACTIVATED BY COLD TEMPERATURES. 323 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:01,251 LIKE THE CLASSROOM WITH THE BROKEN HEATER 324 00:14:01,284 --> 00:14:02,919 AND THE COLD METAL TABLE IN THE PROCEDURE ROOM. 325 00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:04,955 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET A ROOM. 326 00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:07,257 IMMERSE HER IN AN ICE BATH. 327 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,259 THE COLD WILL ACTIVATE HER COLD AGGLUTININS. 328 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:10,260 CAUSING HER HEART TO RACE. 329 00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:11,928 CONFIRMING OUR DIAGNOSIS. 330 00:14:11,962 --> 00:14:13,329 AND GIVING HER ANOTHER HEART ATTACK. 331 00:14:13,363 --> 00:14:15,431 LUCKY FOR ME, THERE'S A FLAXEN-HAIRED MAIDEN 332 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:17,000 WHO LOVES TO SAY YES. 333 00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,503 [door closes] 334 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,973 HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU APPROVE TOTAL BODY IRRADIATION 335 00:14:23,006 --> 00:14:24,240 FOR A PATIENT WITH POSSIBLE I.T.P.? 336 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:25,541 IT WAS THE RIGHT CALL. 337 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:27,110 THERE IS NO MEDICAL JUSTIFICATION FOR THAT KIND OF-- 338 00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:28,278 NOT MEDICALLY, NO. 339 00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:30,947 ABSOLUTELY NO MEDICAL RATIONALIZATION. 340 00:14:30,981 --> 00:14:32,115 I HAD TO SAY YES 341 00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:34,017 BECAUSE HOUSE WANTED ME TO SAY NO. 342 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,952 YOU THINK HE WAS BLUFFING. 343 00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:37,420 I'M THE NEW KID. HE HAD TO TEST ME. 344 00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:39,055 DON'T GET CUTE. 345 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:40,456 DON'T ENGAGE HIM. 346 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:43,393 DO NOT PLAY HIS GAMES, BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE. 347 00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:45,428 YOU HIRED ME TO DO THIS JOB. LET ME DO IT. 348 00:14:49,499 --> 00:14:50,967 OH, I'M SORRY. 349 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:52,635 LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE IN THE MIDDLE 350 00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:54,137 OF A CONVERSATION. 351 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:57,607 I CAN WAIT TILL CUDDY LEAVES. 352 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,076 YOU ARE GONNA LEAVE SOON, AREN'T YOU? 353 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:03,046 I MEAN, THE NURSES HAVE GOT YOUR BABY OUT THERE. 354 00:15:03,079 --> 00:15:05,281 NOT THAT THEY'RE GONNA KIDNAP IT OR ANYTHING, 355 00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:08,551 BUT I FIGURED THAT THE NEW MOTHER BRINGS THE BABY TO WORK 356 00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,153 BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO LISTEN TO ALL THE COOING. 357 00:15:10,186 --> 00:15:12,188 IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIT, YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE. 358 00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:15,758 UNLESS THE NEW MOTHER BRINGS THE BABY TO WORK 359 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,560 BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO DUMP THE BABY, 360 00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:19,129 BECAUSE SHE HATES THE BABY 361 00:15:19,162 --> 00:15:20,696 AND THINKS SHE MADE 362 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:23,033 A BIG MISTAKE. 363 00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:27,037 CAN'T TRUST THAT WILSON GUY 364 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,772 WITH ANYTHING. 365 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,341 LISA, ARE YOU-- IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 366 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:32,575 I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY. 367 00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:34,077 IS WILSON GONNA BE IN TROUBLE? 368 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:37,013 FOR BETRAYING MY TRUST IN A VULNERABLE TIME? 369 00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:38,181 NO. 370 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:38,981 WHY WOULD THAT BOTHER ME? 371 00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:42,052 HE WAS WORRIED, MADE A BAD CHOICE. 372 00:15:43,753 --> 00:15:46,522 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 373 00:15:46,556 --> 00:15:48,024 I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE CRAP. 374 00:15:48,058 --> 00:15:50,060 YOU PROBABLY FEEL LIKE CRAP, BUT IT'S NOT. 375 00:15:50,093 --> 00:15:52,062 LEGALLY, YOU HAVEN'T ADOPTED HER YET. 376 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:53,463 THERE'S NO OBLIGATIONS, NO STRINGS. 377 00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:54,697 IT CAN BE UNDONE TOMORROW. 378 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,099 EMOTIONALLY, 379 00:15:56,132 --> 00:15:57,767 YOU'LL FEEL GUILTY FOR A WHILE, 380 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,802 BUT THE KID-- 381 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,804 SHE WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXISTED. 382 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:04,040 YOU SAYING I SHOULD GIVE HER BACK? 383 00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:07,477 MUCH BETTER THAN HAVING A MOTHER WHO DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP. 384 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:10,180 THANKS. 385 00:16:11,481 --> 00:16:13,716 I'M JUST GONNA GO DROP IT OFF AT THE POUND. 386 00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:16,652 [door opens] 387 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:19,089 [door closes] 388 00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:20,190 WHAT DID YOU WANT? 389 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,729 WE GOT A GREEN LIGHT. GO DRAW THE PATIENT'S BLOOD. 390 00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:28,064 WHY? 391 00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:29,699 TO SEE IF IT CLUMPS IN THE COLD. 392 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:32,068 SHE'S MAKING YOU CONFIRM YOUR THEORY BEFORE YOU TREAT? 393 00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:33,736 SHE APPROVED THE BATH. 394 00:16:33,769 --> 00:16:35,838 JUST THOUGHT WE OUGHT TO DO A TEST TO CONFIRM. 395 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:38,108 THAT'S MORE OF A YELLOW LIGHT, ISN'T IT? 396 00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,543 (Taub) SO SHE LET'S YOU NUKE THE PATIENT, NO PROBLEM, 397 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:44,247 BUT MAKES YOU JUMP THROUGH HOOPS TO GIVE HER A BATH? 398 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,848 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 399 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,483 I THINK SHE WAS PLAYING YOU. 400 00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:50,320 GO DRAW THE BLOOD. 401 00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:57,860 DIDN'T REALIZE THE NURSES ALLOWED ANY VISITORS IN HERE. 402 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,362 THEY DON'T. 403 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:00,730 WE'LL JUST DO THESE PROBLEMS, 404 00:17:00,763 --> 00:17:02,565 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GO, OKAY? 405 00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:03,833 OKAY. 406 00:17:03,866 --> 00:17:05,368 I NEED TO DRAW SOME BLOOD. 407 00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,270 I HAD A CRUSH ON MY TEACHER 408 00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:08,571 IN FOURTH GRADE... 409 00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:09,705 AND FIFTH. 410 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:11,607 IT'S MORE THAT 411 00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:14,177 JOHNNY WAS A NONVERBAL AUTISTIC. 412 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,878 THEN FOR SARAH, 413 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,248 HE TALKS, MAKES EYE CONTACT. 414 00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:19,882 HE'S LIKE A REGULAR KID. 415 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,817 SINCE SHE GOT SICK, 416 00:17:21,851 --> 00:17:24,120 HE STARTED GOING BACK AWAY FROM US. 417 00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:25,421 I HAD TO BRING HIM IN FOR A VISIT. 418 00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:27,123 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- 419 00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:30,260 I'LL CLOSE THE BLINDS SO THE NURSES DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. 420 00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,262 YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 421 00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:33,896 (Kutner) WE SHOULD HAVE THE RESULTS IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 422 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,198 I'LL BE HERE. 423 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,337 GOOD JOB. 424 00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:43,806 ONE MINUTE AT 39 DEGREES. 425 00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:46,876 [chuckles] OH, DAMN, SORRY. 426 00:17:46,909 --> 00:17:48,678 [machine beeps] YOU ALL RIGHT? 427 00:17:48,711 --> 00:17:51,214 DON'T BE PARANOID. 428 00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:52,582 I FEEL GREAT. 429 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:54,917 DIDN'T EXPECT THE MEDS TO WORK THIS QUICKLY. 430 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,619 LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 431 00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,354 YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ON THE REAL DRUG. 432 00:17:58,388 --> 00:18:00,456 SEVERAL PATIENTS HAVE SHOWN IMPROVEMENT. 433 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,924 I KNOW MY TEST RESULTS HAVE BEEN BETTER. 434 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,826 I KNOW I HAVE MORE ENERGY. 435 00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:06,229 YOU EVER HEAR THE TERM PLACEBO EFFECT? 436 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,266 I GUESS I DO HAVE A FEW REASONS TO FEEL GOOD, 437 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,268 BUT... 438 00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:13,936 LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 439 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,471 YOU'RE GOOD, 440 00:18:15,505 --> 00:18:18,408 BUT NOT "CURING HUNTINGTON'S" GOOD. 441 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:21,477 GOOD. 442 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:24,214 [machine beeping] 443 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:30,953 IT'S CLUMPED. 444 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,556 HOUSE WAS RIGHT. ICE BATH'S ON. 445 00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:36,392 [door opens] (Foreman) GOT A SEC? 446 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,230 DON'T BE AN IDIOT. 447 00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:48,338 [shuddering] 448 00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:49,405 (Kutner) I KNOW IT'S HARD, 449 00:18:49,439 --> 00:18:51,707 BUT YOU NEED TO STAY IN THERE FOR THREE MINUTES. 450 00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:52,742 IT'S OKAY. 451 00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:57,280 YOU COME TO PROCEDURES NOW? 452 00:18:57,313 --> 00:19:00,883 ONLY THE ONES THAT MIGHT INVOLVE STOPPING THE PATIENT'S HEART. 453 00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:02,452 CAMERON TELL YOU TO BE HERE? 454 00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:03,986 SHUT UP. 455 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:04,854 (Kutner) TELL ME ABOUT JONATHAN. 456 00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:05,988 HOW'D YOU GET HIM TO COME OUT OF HIDING? 457 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,425 [shivering] HE WAS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE TO TOUCH, 458 00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:13,263 YET HE HAD A-A TACTILE FASCINATION WITH NEWSPAPER. 459 00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:15,298 I MEAN, HE WOULDN'T READ IT. 460 00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,299 HE WOULD JUST-- 461 00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:18,768 JUST TOUCH IT, 462 00:19:18,801 --> 00:19:20,303 CRINKLE IT. 463 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:22,338 I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WAS A WAY IN, 464 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,874 PAPIER MACHE AND... 465 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,376 OHH. 466 00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:27,877 AND IT WAS. 467 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,479 HE LET ME INTO HIS WORLD. 468 00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:32,515 PLEASE TELL HER THAT TALKING WILL RUIN THE TEST. 469 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,950 ALL THE KIDS-- I-I TRY 470 00:19:34,984 --> 00:19:36,386 TO BECOME A PART OF THEM, 471 00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:39,255 AND THEN HAVE THEM BECOME A PART OF ME. 472 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,257 HOW MUCH LONGER TILL THE HEART ATTACK? 473 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,293 (Kutner) I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR FROM THE TIME I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. 474 00:19:43,326 --> 00:19:45,027 NEVER WANTED TO BE A PEDIATRICIAN, THOUGH. 475 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,896 NOW THEY'RE BOTH TALKING. 476 00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:49,265 (Sarah) WELL, I WANTED TO BE A SOCIOLOGIST. 477 00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:51,367 I WAS SUPPOSED TO OBSERVE A CLASS. 478 00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,403 I WAS SENT TO ROOM 2-- 479 00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,271 214, 480 00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,707 BUT I WENT TO ROOM 241 INSTEAD. 481 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:01,043 IT WAS A SPECIAL ED. CLASS, AND I JUST... 482 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,745 OH. 483 00:20:02,778 --> 00:20:05,348 I JUST FELT AT HOME. 484 00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:06,349 TIME. HEART RATE'S NORMAL. 485 00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:07,750 YOU CAN GET OUT NOW. 486 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,722 IT'S NOT COLD AGGLUTININS. 487 00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:15,925 I'M NOT SURPRISED. 488 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,960 SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS BRAIN DAMAGE. 489 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,631 SERIOUSLY. 490 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:25,435 SHE SCREWED UP A ROOM NUMBER SIX YEARS AGO, 491 00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:27,069 AND YOU DECIDE SHE HAS BRAIN DAMAGE? 492 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,306 TRANSPOSED DIGITS-- 493 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,608 CLASSIC MARKER FOR NUMBER CONFUSION. 494 00:20:32,642 --> 00:20:35,445 MEANS SHE HAS A LESION IN HER LEFT PARAHIPPOCAMPAL REGION. 495 00:20:35,478 --> 00:20:36,979 I MISDIALED A PHONE NUMBER THIS MORNING. 496 00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:37,980 MUST BE CONTAGIOUS. 497 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:40,983 SHE ALSO FORGOT TO PEE BEFORE YOUR FAKE TEST. 498 00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:41,917 SO SHE HAS A SMALL BLADDER. 499 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:44,520 SHOWS AN INABILITY TO PREDICT THE FUTURE. 500 00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:45,821 ALSO LOCATED IN THE LEFT HEMISPHERE 501 00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:46,989 OF THE BRAIN, 502 00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:48,491 CLOSE TO THE PARAHIPPOCAMPAL REGION. 503 00:20:48,524 --> 00:20:50,460 MEANS THE DAMAGE IS ONGOING. 504 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:51,494 TWO SUBTLE CLUES SIX YEARS APART-- 505 00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:52,695 THAT'S HARDLY COMPELLING EVIDENCE. 506 00:20:52,728 --> 00:20:54,597 I'M COMPELLED. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS. 507 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,898 EVERY TIME A DECENT PERSON 508 00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:59,001 COMES IN, YOU SET OUT TO PROVE THAT THEY HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE. 509 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:01,437 I NEVER SAID HER DERANGED PERSONALITY WAS A SYMPTOM. 510 00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,105 YOU DON'T NEED TO. I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE YEARS. 511 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,441 I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS FROM MY APARTMENT. 512 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,310 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 513 00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:11,781 MOVE ON TO ANOTHER ORGAN. 514 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,349 I DID. 515 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,485 THE SCREWED UP NUMBERS AND FORGETTING TO PEE 516 00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,353 POINTS TO HER BEING A HUMAN BEING. 517 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:18,821 THE PLATELET DYSFUNCTION AND CARDIAC ARREST 518 00:21:18,854 --> 00:21:20,022 POINTS TO A PANCREATIC TUMOR. 519 00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:23,459 OR MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS. 520 00:21:23,493 --> 00:21:25,795 THE BRAIN IS LIKE THE INTERNET-- 521 00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:28,364 PACKETS OF INFORMATION CONSTANTLY FLOWING 522 00:21:28,398 --> 00:21:30,132 FROM ONE AREA TO ANOTHER. 523 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:33,436 PLAQUES IN HER BRAIN ARE LIKE A BAD SERVER, 524 00:21:33,469 --> 00:21:34,570 SLOW DOWN THE FLOW. 525 00:21:34,604 --> 00:21:36,071 IF IT'S IN THE PARAHIPPOCAMPUS, 526 00:21:36,105 --> 00:21:37,840 IT'LL SPREAD TO THE BRAIN STEM, 527 00:21:37,873 --> 00:21:39,442 WHICH MEANS IT'LL BE THE LUNGS NEXT. 528 00:21:39,475 --> 00:21:41,411 BRAIN BIOPSY 529 00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:43,446 WILL SHOW YOU THE PLAQUES. 530 00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:44,947 OR WE COULD NOT CUT INTO HER BRAIN. 531 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,616 IT'S JUST HER PANCREAS. 532 00:21:46,649 --> 00:21:48,484 WE SHOULD DO AN ERCP. 533 00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:51,554 WELL, WE COULD SETTLE THIS WITH ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, 534 00:21:51,587 --> 00:21:52,722 BUT... 535 00:21:52,755 --> 00:21:54,924 UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE PEOPLE 536 00:21:54,957 --> 00:21:56,992 WHO ADJUDICATE THESE DISPUTES. 537 00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:58,594 A PANCREATIC TUMOR IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO KILL HER. 538 00:21:58,628 --> 00:22:00,896 NOT THIS WEEK, NOT NEXT WEEK, NOT NEXT MONTH. 539 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:02,432 THE NUMBER CONFUSION WAS SIX YEARS AGO. 540 00:22:02,465 --> 00:22:06,101 YOU DON'T THINK WE HAVE TIME FOR AN ERCP? THE HEART ATTACK WAS SIX HOURS AGO. 541 00:22:06,135 --> 00:22:08,170 NOW, MAYBE IT'S PLANNING TO GO INTO HIDING FOR A COUPLE YEARS, 542 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,772 OR MAYBE IT'S GONNA HIT HER LUNGS. 543 00:22:09,805 --> 00:22:11,841 STOP! 544 00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,743 WE HAVE TO ASSUME IT'S THE BRAIN. 545 00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:17,179 I'LL GO FIRE UP THE BIOPSY DRILL. 546 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,482 NO, WE HAD TO ASSUME IT'S THE BRAIN 547 00:22:19,515 --> 00:22:21,050 UNTIL WE PROVE OTHERWISE. 548 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,718 DO AN MRI, T-2 IMAGES. 549 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,156 YOU WANT ME TO DO ANOTHER TEST? 550 00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:29,058 YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE M.S. PLAQUES. 551 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,527 IF THEY EXIST, YOU CAN DO YOUR BIOPSY. 552 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,464 NO. 553 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,469 YOU WANT TO SAY YES. 554 00:22:39,502 --> 00:22:41,036 YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD SAY YES, 555 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,606 BUT YOU ALSO THINK THAT THIS JOB IS ABOUT STANDING UP TO ME. 556 00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:45,174 SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY YES. 557 00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:48,210 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY NO. YOU'RE JUST GONNA WASTE TIME. 558 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,546 AND THE PATIENT'S BRAIN, OR PANCREAS, 559 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,047 OR WHATEVER IS WRONG WITH HER IS NOT GONNA WAIT 560 00:22:52,081 --> 00:22:52,848 FOR YOU TO IMPRESS YOUR BOSS. 561 00:22:52,882 --> 00:22:55,451 SO PICK ONE-- EITHER HIM OR ME. 562 00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:59,088 DO THE MRI. 563 00:23:01,624 --> 00:23:02,958 [sighs] 564 00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:08,197 [door opens] 565 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:09,699 [door closes] 566 00:23:09,732 --> 00:23:11,701 [door opens] 567 00:23:11,734 --> 00:23:13,869 YOU'RE STILL HERE? 568 00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:16,906 THE WHOLE POINT OF GIVING CAMERON THE JOB 569 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,541 WAS SO THAT YOU COULD-- I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. 570 00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:20,175 [door closes] 571 00:23:25,881 --> 00:23:29,184 HOUSE TOLD ME I SHOULD GIVE HER BACK. 572 00:23:31,521 --> 00:23:32,822 INSTEAD OF BEING OFFENDED, 573 00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:35,257 I'VE BEEN WONDERING IF HE'S RIGHT. 574 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,692 HE'S NOT. 575 00:23:36,726 --> 00:23:38,528 HE NEVER IS, 576 00:23:38,561 --> 00:23:41,897 NOT WHEN IT'S ANYTHING PERSONAL, OR HUMAN, 577 00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:44,600 OR... NO, HE'S ALWAYS COLD. 578 00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:48,070 HE'S ALWAYS AN ASS, BUT HE'S VERY RARELY JUST WRONG. 579 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,540 I'VE READ 580 00:23:50,573 --> 00:23:53,976 EVERY BONDING AND ATTACHMENT BOOK THERE IS. 581 00:23:54,009 --> 00:23:56,011 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN PRISON AT HOME. 582 00:23:56,045 --> 00:23:57,813 I FEEL LIKE I'M FREE HERE. 583 00:23:57,847 --> 00:24:01,283 PARENTS MAKE SACRIFICES. 584 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,986 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO. 585 00:24:06,221 --> 00:24:07,823 I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS. 586 00:24:07,857 --> 00:24:10,025 [baby fussing] I FEEL TERRIBLE. 587 00:24:10,059 --> 00:24:13,262 I FEEL LIKE A FAILURE. 588 00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:18,200 [sighs] 589 00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:21,671 BUT SHE DESERVES TO BE LOVED. 590 00:24:23,606 --> 00:24:24,707 I-I... 591 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,676 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 592 00:24:30,245 --> 00:24:33,783 (Foreman) NO PLAQUES ON THE LEFT HEMISPHERE. 593 00:24:33,816 --> 00:24:35,117 OR THE RIGHT. 594 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:39,889 (Kutner) EVEN MAGNIFIED IMAGES OF HER HIPPOCAMPAL REGION, NOTHING. 595 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:42,892 THIS IS SURPRISING. 596 00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:46,228 SO CAN WE CANCEL THE BIOPSY? 597 00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:48,598 GO AHEAD WITH THE ERCP. 598 00:24:53,636 --> 00:24:56,105 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT REMY. 599 00:24:56,138 --> 00:24:57,607 WHO? 600 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,741 THIRTEEN. 601 00:24:58,774 --> 00:24:59,942 WHAT DID YOU CALL HER? 602 00:24:59,975 --> 00:25:01,176 SHE'S ON PLACEBO. 603 00:25:03,112 --> 00:25:05,114 AND YOU WANT TO CHANGE THAT. 604 00:25:05,147 --> 00:25:08,984 I'M THE LAST PERSON YOU'D EVER COME TO FOR ETHICAL ADVICE, 605 00:25:09,018 --> 00:25:10,753 LITERALLY, 606 00:25:10,786 --> 00:25:13,756 WHICH MEANS YOU'VE ALREADY ASKED EVERY OTHER PERSON, 607 00:25:13,789 --> 00:25:15,825 AND NO ONE'S GIVEN YOU THE ANSWER YOU WANT. 608 00:25:15,858 --> 00:25:17,259 OR I RESPECT YOUR OPINION, 609 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,994 AND I WANT TO HEAR WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND. 610 00:25:19,028 --> 00:25:21,597 HAS SHE INVITED ANY OF HER LESBIAN FRIENDS 611 00:25:21,631 --> 00:25:22,665 INTO BED WITH YOU? 612 00:25:22,698 --> 00:25:24,667 I WAS MISTAKEN. 613 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,301 DRUG GONNA CURE HER? 614 00:25:28,804 --> 00:25:31,106 IT LOOKS PROMISING, REDUCING SYMPTOMS. 615 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,642 NO CURE THEN. 616 00:25:32,675 --> 00:25:34,777 SO THE PROS ARE: 617 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,679 YOU MIGHT DELAY THE ONSET OF SYMPTOMS, 618 00:25:36,712 --> 00:25:38,714 GIVE HER AN EXTRA YEAR, MAYBE THREE. 619 00:25:38,748 --> 00:25:41,116 SHE'S STILL DEAD BEFORE YOU'RE 45. 620 00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:43,118 THE QUESTION IS, ARE THOSE FEW YEARS 621 00:25:43,152 --> 00:25:45,655 WORTH RISKING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN MEDICINE? 622 00:25:49,659 --> 00:25:50,760 NO. 623 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:52,962 THERE, THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT? 624 00:25:52,995 --> 00:25:55,898 THANK YOU. 625 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:58,267 YOU'RE WELCOME. 626 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:04,674 UNLESS YOU LOVE HER. 627 00:26:06,842 --> 00:26:09,144 IF YOU LOVE HER, 628 00:26:09,178 --> 00:26:13,048 YOU DO STUPID THINGS. 629 00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:20,422 (Kutner) COMMON BILE DUCT IS CLEAR. 630 00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:23,325 NO FILLING DEFECTS IN THE BILIARY TREE. [monitor beeps] 631 00:26:23,358 --> 00:26:24,794 OH, GOD. WHAT? 632 00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:26,662 IT'S HER LUNGS. HOUSE WAS RIGHT. 633 00:26:26,696 --> 00:26:28,163 O-2 SAT'S DOWN TO 89. 634 00:26:28,197 --> 00:26:29,999 INCREASE TO 100% O-2. 635 00:26:30,032 --> 00:26:31,033 BETTER GET OUT. 636 00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:33,502 [coughing] 637 00:26:37,372 --> 00:26:38,974 DO WE HAVE TO TELL HIM? 638 00:26:45,815 --> 00:26:48,250 (Foreman) THE SURGEONS WERE ABLE TO DRAIN THE PLEURAL EFFUSIONS. 639 00:26:48,283 --> 00:26:49,852 THE PATIENT'S BREATHING ON HER OWN, 640 00:26:49,885 --> 00:26:51,253 BUT SHE'S STILL PRETTY WEAK. 641 00:26:51,286 --> 00:26:54,456 LUNG FAILURE PROVES THAT ONE OF US WAS RIGHT. 642 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:55,457 WHO SAID BRAIN? 643 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,727 YES, YOU PREDICTED THAT HER LUNGS WOULD FAIL, 644 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,795 BUT THE MRI WAS NEGATIVE FOR M.S. 645 00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:02,664 I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE WHERE, BUT NOT THE WHAT. 646 00:27:03,766 --> 00:27:07,369 A PICORNAVIRUS COULD CAUSE LOCALIZED DEMYELINATION 647 00:27:07,402 --> 00:27:09,238 THAT THE MRI WOULDN'T PICK UP. 648 00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:11,206 IF WE RUN A NERVE-CONDUCTION STUDY 649 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,875 ON THE SURFACE OF HER BRAIN, 650 00:27:12,908 --> 00:27:14,910 WE'LL SEE THE DEAD SPOTS. 651 00:27:14,944 --> 00:27:16,812 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CUTTING INTO HER SKULL? 652 00:27:16,846 --> 00:27:19,849 ACTUALLY, I'M TALKING ABOUT CUTTING OFF HER SKULL, 653 00:27:19,882 --> 00:27:21,250 EXPOSING HER BRAIN. 654 00:27:21,283 --> 00:27:23,152 A PANCREATIC TUMOR COULD STILL FIT. 655 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:24,987 IT EXPLAINS THE HEART, THE BLOOD, AND HER LUNGS. 656 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,288 ERCP WAS NEGATIVE. 657 00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:28,357 AND SHE AGREES WITH ME 658 00:27:28,390 --> 00:27:31,260 BECAUSE SHE AGREES WITH ME, RIGHT, SWEETIE? 659 00:27:31,293 --> 00:27:32,795 ALL WE NEED IS A MORE SENSITIVE TEST. 660 00:27:32,828 --> 00:27:34,163 ENDOSCOPIC ULTRASOUND. 661 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:37,767 JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE BEEN PROVEN WRONG. 662 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,503 YOU WERE ALSO PROVEN WRONG. WHY DON'T I GET A SECOND TEST? 663 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,405 BECAUSE IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT THE BRAIN, 664 00:27:43,438 --> 00:27:45,507 THEN WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO INDULGE YOUR WRONGNESS. 665 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:48,778 LET ME KNOW WHEN CAMERON SAYS YES 666 00:27:48,811 --> 00:27:50,445 TO CUTTING OFF OUR PATIENT'S SKULL. 667 00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:52,714 I'LL BE DOING THE ENDOSCOPIC ULTRASOUND. 668 00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:56,485 GOOD NEWS. 669 00:27:56,518 --> 00:27:58,420 I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL 670 00:27:58,453 --> 00:28:00,756 FOR SOME CRAZY, UNPROVEN TREATMENT. 671 00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:02,224 I JUST NEED TO DO A TEST. 672 00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:04,093 YOU WANT TO REMOVE YOUR PATIENT'S SKULL. 673 00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:07,763 REMIND ME TO REVOKE KUTNER'S TELEPHONE PRIVILEGES. 674 00:28:07,797 --> 00:28:09,064 I DIDN'T REALIZE 675 00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:10,532 THAT WAS AN A.M.A.-APPROVED TREATMENT FOR M.S. 676 00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:13,268 NOT SEARCHING FOR M.S., BUT WHAT SET IT OFF-- 677 00:28:13,302 --> 00:28:15,104 EQUINE ENCEPHALITIS. 678 00:28:15,137 --> 00:28:18,774 TURNED A COOL BREEZE OF M.S. INTO A CAT-5 STORM. 679 00:28:18,808 --> 00:28:20,275 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR PATIENT WAS A HORSE. 680 00:28:20,309 --> 00:28:22,411 THERE'S BEEN HUMAN CASES. 681 00:28:22,444 --> 00:28:23,813 NOT WHEN IT'S 30 DEGREES OUTSIDE. 682 00:28:23,846 --> 00:28:24,579 TRANSMISSION IS BY MOSQUITO. 683 00:28:24,613 --> 00:28:27,783 SO SHE GOT BITTEN SIX MONTHS AGO, 684 00:28:27,817 --> 00:28:29,151 OR IT'S SOME OTHER INFECTION. 685 00:28:29,184 --> 00:28:30,552 WHATEVER IT IS, 686 00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:32,087 IT'S RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE LEFT SIDE OF HER BRAIN. 687 00:28:32,121 --> 00:28:33,388 WHEN I GET IN THERE, I'LL GET YOU THE SPECIFICS. 688 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:37,827 YOU'RE ASKING ME TO LET YOU CUT OFF THE TOP OF SOMEONE'S HEAD. 689 00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:40,495 I NEED MORE THAN, "I'LL KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT." 690 00:28:40,529 --> 00:28:42,464 SO YOU WANT PROOF BEFORE YOU LET ME GO LOOKING FOR THE PROOF? 691 00:28:42,497 --> 00:28:43,565 THIS IS THE TEST. 692 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,500 YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME SOMETHING. 693 00:28:47,169 --> 00:28:50,439 [sighs] CUDDY'S GONNA LOVE YOU. 694 00:28:51,874 --> 00:28:53,308 THE PATIENT, ON THE OTHER HAND, 695 00:28:53,342 --> 00:28:56,311 IS GONNA HATE YOU UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIES NEXT WEEK. 696 00:28:56,345 --> 00:29:00,082 ACTUALLY, THIS IDIOT WILL PROBABLY FORGIVE YOU. 697 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,918 [door closes] 698 00:29:02,952 --> 00:29:06,922 [indistinct chatter] 699 00:29:06,956 --> 00:29:09,491 IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU COULD HANG SOMETHING OFF. 700 00:29:09,524 --> 00:29:10,592 YOU GONNA HELP OR WHAT? 701 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:13,528 (Thirteen) I WANT KIDS. 702 00:29:13,562 --> 00:29:14,997 UM... 703 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:16,899 I THINK THESE KIDS ARE ALREADY SPOKEN FOR. 704 00:29:16,932 --> 00:29:19,168 NOT NOW. 705 00:29:19,201 --> 00:29:22,504 BUT SINCE WE'RE DATING, I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 706 00:29:22,537 --> 00:29:23,505 BUT I THOUGHT, 707 00:29:23,538 --> 00:29:24,840 BECAUSE OF YOUR ILLNESS-- 708 00:29:24,874 --> 00:29:26,608 SO DID I. 709 00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:29,544 EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW IF I HAD IT OR NOT, 710 00:29:29,578 --> 00:29:31,513 I JUST ASSUMED I COULDN'T TAKE THE CHANCE, 711 00:29:31,546 --> 00:29:33,849 BUT NOW... 712 00:29:33,883 --> 00:29:38,020 EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I HAVE IT, IT FEELS LIKE... 713 00:29:38,053 --> 00:29:39,955 AN OPTION. 714 00:29:50,232 --> 00:29:52,367 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO KEEP BUYING ME THINGS. 715 00:29:52,401 --> 00:29:54,904 JUST OPEN IT. 716 00:29:54,937 --> 00:29:58,207 [sighs] 717 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,242 THIS IS NICE. 718 00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:05,480 THE PICTURE IS ACTUALLY YOUR GIFT. 719 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:09,952 THAT'S YOUR BABY. 720 00:30:09,985 --> 00:30:11,553 I TOOK HER PICTURE TO ONE OF THOSE PLACES 721 00:30:11,586 --> 00:30:13,388 THAT DOES THAT AGE-ENHANCEMENT THING. 722 00:30:13,422 --> 00:30:15,557 AND ACCORDING TO THE KID WHO WORKS THERE, 723 00:30:15,590 --> 00:30:16,758 THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD APPROXIMATION 724 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:20,229 OF WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER WILL LOOK LIKE 18 YEARS FROM NOW. 725 00:30:20,262 --> 00:30:22,631 THAT'S, UH, SORT OF COOL. 726 00:30:22,664 --> 00:30:25,935 RIGHT NOW SHE'S JUST THIS WEIRD LITTLE CREATURE 727 00:30:25,968 --> 00:30:28,938 THAT SLEEPS, AND POOPS, AND CRIES. 728 00:30:28,971 --> 00:30:31,240 BUT THAT... 729 00:30:31,273 --> 00:30:33,408 IS WHO SHE'S GONNA BE. 730 00:30:33,442 --> 00:30:36,145 YOU WILL BE TEACHING HER HOW TO RIDE A BIKE, 731 00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:39,581 GIVING HER ADVICE ABOUT FRIENDS AND SCHOOL 732 00:30:39,614 --> 00:30:41,216 AND HAVING HER HEART BROKEN. 733 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,186 SHE'LL IGNORE MOST OF IT, BUT SOME OF IT'LL STICK. 734 00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:47,957 YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE FOR HER THROUGH ALL OF THAT. 735 00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:50,259 YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS PART. 736 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,294 THAT'S ALL. 737 00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:56,999 IT'S VERY SWEET. 738 00:31:02,304 --> 00:31:05,607 I'LL PAY YOU BACK FOR THE PHOTO. 739 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,109 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 740 00:31:07,142 --> 00:31:08,944 IT'S JUST THE PICTURE THAT CAME WITH THE FRAME. 741 00:31:08,978 --> 00:31:09,945 YOU CAN CHUCK IT. 742 00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:12,982 [both sigh] 743 00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:25,427 KID WITH A RAGING VIRAL SYNDROME 744 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,396 AND THREE DEAD MOSQUITOES. 745 00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:32,067 I'M OFF TO STORM THE BASTILLE. 746 00:31:32,101 --> 00:31:33,468 THESE AREN'T MOSQUITOES. 747 00:31:33,502 --> 00:31:36,638 FRUIT FLIES-- CLOSE ENOUGH. 748 00:31:36,671 --> 00:31:38,473 ACUTE VIRAL NASOPHARYNGITIS? 749 00:31:39,641 --> 00:31:41,376 ONE OF HER STUDENTS HAS THE COMMON COLD? 750 00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:43,445 TEAM'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE. 751 00:31:43,478 --> 00:31:45,647 ON THE OTHER HAND, 752 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,082 KUTNER RAN HIS ENDOSCOPIC ULTRASOUND. 753 00:31:47,116 --> 00:31:48,517 DIDN'T FIND PEEP. 754 00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:50,452 SO DISPROVING IT'S HER PANCREAS PROVES IT'S HER BRAIN? 755 00:31:50,485 --> 00:31:51,686 YES. 756 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,487 [sighs] 757 00:31:52,521 --> 00:31:54,456 YOU USED TO DO THIS JOB, REMEMBER? 758 00:31:54,489 --> 00:31:55,757 THAT'S WHAT USED TO PASS FOR EVIDENCE. 759 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:56,825 NOW I DO THIS JOB. 760 00:31:56,858 --> 00:31:59,461 YOU BROUGHT ME THREE DEAD BUGS AND A RUNNY NOSE. 761 00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:00,495 I CAN'T FIND YOU THE PROOF YOU WANT 762 00:32:00,529 --> 00:32:01,563 BECAUSE IT'S TRAPPED INSIDE HER HEAD. 763 00:32:01,596 --> 00:32:02,764 AND THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET AT IT 764 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:04,466 IS TO CUT IT OPEN AND RIP IT OUT, 765 00:32:04,499 --> 00:32:06,301 WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE ONE TEST YOU WON'T LET ME RUN. 766 00:32:06,335 --> 00:32:08,070 SO EITHER I DO THIS, OR I DO NOTHING. 767 00:32:08,103 --> 00:32:10,305 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 768 00:32:10,339 --> 00:32:14,143 SAY YES JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HOUSE? 769 00:32:14,176 --> 00:32:16,545 I'D CERTAINLY LIKE THAT, YEAH. 770 00:32:20,149 --> 00:32:21,783 [clipboard rattling] 771 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:24,553 YES. 772 00:32:36,198 --> 00:32:38,667 CAMERON ACTUALLY SAID YES? 773 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:41,070 NOPE, I'M JUST OBSESSIVE ABOUT CLEAN CUTICLES. 774 00:32:41,103 --> 00:32:43,038 SAWING OFF THE TOP OF HER SKULL 775 00:32:43,072 --> 00:32:45,107 AND PLACING ELECTRODES ON HER BRAIN IS INSANE. 776 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:47,342 RIGHT, WE SHOULD BE RETESTING HER PANCREAS 777 00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:48,677 FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME. 778 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:50,445 YOU'RE SKIPPING STEPS BECAUSE IT'S CAMERON. 779 00:32:50,479 --> 00:32:51,746 YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED HER OUT YET, 780 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:53,014 AND YOU WANT TO SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN PUSH. I'M SKIPPING STEPS 781 00:32:53,048 --> 00:32:56,485 BECAUSE OUR PATIENT IS SKIPPING STEPS ON THE WAY TO BEING DEAD. 782 00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:57,752 IF YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA... 783 00:32:57,786 --> 00:32:58,787 WE SHOULD REMOVE HER SPLEEN. 784 00:32:58,820 --> 00:33:01,423 SPLENIC LYMPHOMA EXPLAINS THE DAMAGED PLATELETS, 785 00:33:01,456 --> 00:33:02,691 THE HEART, THE LUNGS. 786 00:33:04,793 --> 00:33:07,096 IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, THE SPLEEN'S ALL YOURS. 787 00:33:08,630 --> 00:33:11,500 UNLESS I KILL HER, OF COURSE. 788 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,268 [monitor beeping] (House) NOT ONLY WILL THIS ALLOW US 789 00:33:13,302 --> 00:33:15,704 TO CLOCK YOUR BRAIN'S PROCESSING SPEED, 790 00:33:15,737 --> 00:33:19,141 YOU'LL ALSO GET FREE CABLE FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS. 791 00:33:19,174 --> 00:33:20,142 [chuckles] 792 00:33:20,175 --> 00:33:21,510 WHAT'S THIS? 793 00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:23,078 A BLUE CAR. 794 00:33:23,112 --> 00:33:24,846 IS THAT PART OF THE TEST? 795 00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:27,549 NOPE, MY LEASE IS UP NEXT MONTH. YOU LIKE? 796 00:33:27,582 --> 00:33:29,518 [chuckles] 797 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,120 I'M GONNA ASK YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS 798 00:33:31,153 --> 00:33:33,222 DESIGNED TO STIMULATE LEFT-BRAIN FUNCTION-- 799 00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:36,225 LOGIC, REASONING, PROBLEM-SOLVING. 800 00:33:36,258 --> 00:33:39,161 OR AS MY MENTOR, OLD BEN, LIKED TO CALL IT, 801 00:33:39,194 --> 00:33:39,828 "THE DARK SIDE." 802 00:33:39,861 --> 00:33:42,131 IF WE FIND SLOW AREAS, 803 00:33:42,164 --> 00:33:43,632 WE KNOW WE FOUND DAMAGE. 804 00:33:43,665 --> 00:33:44,866 WE TREAT. YOU GO HOME. 805 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,168 READY? 806 00:33:46,201 --> 00:33:48,403 I'D NOD YES, BUT I CAN'T MOVE MY HEAD. 807 00:33:48,437 --> 00:33:51,206 THIS PEN IS RED. 808 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,607 ITS INK IS RED. 809 00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:54,576 IS ALL INK RED? 810 00:33:54,609 --> 00:33:56,545 NO. [computer beeping] 811 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:57,879 NERVE CONDUCTION'S 12.8 METERS PER SECOND-- 812 00:33:57,912 --> 00:33:58,947 RIGHT WITHIN RANGE. 813 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:01,483 CAMERON'S LETTING HIM CUT INTO OUR PATIENT'S SKULL 814 00:34:01,516 --> 00:34:04,153 BASED ON NOTHING BUT DEAD BUGS AND SOMEONE ELSE'S RUNNY NOSE. 815 00:34:04,186 --> 00:34:06,855 THERE ARE TWO PINTS IN A QUART, FOUR QUARTS IN A GALLON. 816 00:34:06,888 --> 00:34:09,258 HOW MANY PINTS IN FIVE GALLONS? 817 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:11,760 (Cuddy on P.A.) HOUSE, STEP AWAY 818 00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:13,495 FROM THE PATIENT. 819 00:34:13,528 --> 00:34:14,663 WHO'S THAT? 820 00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:18,467 [baby crying over PA] (Cuddy) OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 821 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,869 THAT'S MY OLD BOSS. 822 00:34:20,902 --> 00:34:23,205 AND BY "OLD," I DON'T MEAN "FORMER." 823 00:34:23,238 --> 00:34:25,440 INSULTING ME IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME GO AWAY. 824 00:34:25,474 --> 00:34:26,841 YOU'RE NOT HERE. 825 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,310 OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY. 826 00:34:28,343 --> 00:34:31,313 HINT-- THE ANSWER IS A NUMBER. 827 00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:34,749 UM, 40? 828 00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:37,586 [computer beeping] 12.4 METERS PER SECOND-- CONDUCTION IS STILL NORMAL. 829 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,589 DR. CAMERON, YOU'RE ACTUALLY ASSISTING HIM WITH THIS? 830 00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:43,192 YES, BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY FAMILIAR WITH THIS CASE. 831 00:34:43,225 --> 00:34:44,893 WELL, I'M FAMILIAR ENOUGH TO KNOW [crying continues] 832 00:34:44,926 --> 00:34:47,362 THAT CUTTING INTO THIS WOMAN'S BRAIN IS NOT NECESSARY. 833 00:34:47,396 --> 00:34:48,597 IS SHE SERIOUS? 834 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:50,232 WELL, SHE'S CERTAINLY NOT FUNNY. 835 00:34:50,265 --> 00:34:52,167 PUT THE PHONE DOWN. 836 00:34:52,201 --> 00:34:54,236 PICK UP THE BABY. MAKE US ALL HAPPY. 837 00:34:54,269 --> 00:34:57,406 OKAY, SETTLE DOWN, BABY. IT'S OKAY. 838 00:34:57,439 --> 00:34:59,208 WE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE. 839 00:34:59,241 --> 00:35:00,675 HOUSE, I CAN CALL SECURITY. 840 00:35:00,709 --> 00:35:02,211 I CAN-- BP'S DROPPING. 841 00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:03,878 GET IT BACK UP. 842 00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:05,214 I GOT A WHOLE STACK OF THESE. 843 00:35:05,247 --> 00:35:06,581 GIVE HER TEN CCs DOPAMINE. 844 00:35:06,615 --> 00:35:07,782 ALREADY AM, THANKS. 845 00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,618 YOUR BABY NEEDS YOU A LOT MORE THAN WE DO. 846 00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:11,453 (Cuddy) YOU AREN'T HUNGRY, AND YOU AREN'T WET. 847 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:12,787 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 848 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:16,391 OH, THAT IS SO ANNOYING. CAN YOU MAKE IT STOP? 849 00:35:16,425 --> 00:35:18,860 THE BABY'S CRYING IS ANNOYING YOU? 850 00:35:18,893 --> 00:35:21,196 WHAT'S HER NERVE CONDUCTION? [computer beeping] 851 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:23,232 14.3-- IT'S ACTUALLY SPEEDING UP. 852 00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:25,634 BUT HER BP'S 80 OVER PALP. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP. 853 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,635 UGH. 854 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:28,237 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 855 00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:30,972 THE FACT THAT YOU'RE WRONG DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, 856 00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:31,973 OR THE FACT THAT I BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE RIGHT? 857 00:35:32,006 --> 00:35:33,542 BP'S STILL DROPPING. SHE'S GONNA STROKE. 858 00:35:33,575 --> 00:35:35,244 [crying continues] 859 00:35:35,277 --> 00:35:36,911 I'M GIVING HER TEN MORE CCs, 860 00:35:36,945 --> 00:35:38,747 AND I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS. 861 00:35:41,283 --> 00:35:43,485 OKAY, RACHEL, QUIET DOWN! 862 00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:45,387 I NEED YOU TO BE QUIET! 863 00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:47,956 PLEASE, TURN THAT PHONE OFF! 864 00:35:47,989 --> 00:35:50,559 WHY DOES THE BABY ANNOY YOU, BUT NO ONE ELSE DOES? 865 00:35:51,926 --> 00:35:53,562 I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT HER, BUT-- 866 00:35:53,595 --> 00:35:55,264 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! 867 00:35:55,297 --> 00:35:57,299 I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT! 868 00:35:57,332 --> 00:36:00,735 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS! 869 00:36:00,769 --> 00:36:03,772 TELL ME! PLEASE, JUST HELP ME! 870 00:36:03,805 --> 00:36:05,274 PLEASE! 871 00:36:05,307 --> 00:36:07,576 [crying stops] 872 00:36:10,745 --> 00:36:12,614 REALLY? 873 00:36:12,647 --> 00:36:14,949 [laughs] 874 00:36:14,983 --> 00:36:16,385 THAT WORKED? 875 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,523 (Cameron) SHE'S STABLE. 876 00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:23,558 WE'RE FINISHED HERE. 877 00:36:23,592 --> 00:36:27,262 CLOSE HER UP. 878 00:36:29,298 --> 00:36:32,367 [laughs] 879 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,342 HOW LONG UNTIL WE CAN PERFORM THE SPLENECTOMY? 880 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:41,876 CAN'T DOSE HER WITH ANESTHESIA 881 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,912 TILL THE LAST BATCH COMPLETELY CLEARS. 882 00:36:43,945 --> 00:36:46,047 HOW COME THE BABY ANNOYED HER? 883 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,683 WE SHOULD GET HER IN THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN. TWO HOURS AT LEAST. 884 00:36:48,717 --> 00:36:50,719 HER BLOOD PRESSURE'S IN THE TANK. 885 00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:53,555 I HOPE SHE LASTS TWO HOURS. 886 00:36:53,588 --> 00:36:55,857 WHAT WAS DIFFERENT? 887 00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:59,328 OUR PATIENT LOVES ALL THINGS ANNOYING. 888 00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,730 SHE'D LOVE THIS CONVERSATION. 889 00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,898 SHE'S AN EARTH MOTHER, 890 00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:06,568 TAKES IN THE FREAKS AND REJECTS OF HUMANITY 891 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:08,069 AND TELLS THEM THEY'RE A-OKAY. 892 00:37:08,102 --> 00:37:09,371 SO WHAT WAS DIFFERENT? 893 00:37:09,404 --> 00:37:11,573 HER HEAD WAS OPEN, 894 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:13,408 YOU WERE ASKING HER QUESTIONS, 895 00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:15,444 A BABY WAS CRYING. 896 00:37:15,477 --> 00:37:18,880 SHE HAD LOW BLOOD PRESSURE. 897 00:37:18,913 --> 00:37:21,550 ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, 898 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,885 LOW BLOOD PRESSURE CAUSES LIGHT-HEADEDNESS, 899 00:37:23,918 --> 00:37:25,487 CHEST PAIN, 900 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,922 BUT NOT ANNOYANCE. 901 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:45,874 MOVE YOUR FEET. 902 00:37:45,907 --> 00:37:48,377 YOU DECIDED TO KEEP HER. 903 00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:50,512 THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME. YOU CAN GO NOW. 904 00:37:53,047 --> 00:37:54,015 MMM. 905 00:37:54,048 --> 00:37:56,951 I TALKED TO HER. 906 00:37:56,985 --> 00:37:58,387 WE CONNECTED. 907 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,689 YOU TALKED AT HER. 908 00:38:00,722 --> 00:38:02,557 YOU HAD A CHEMICAL REACTION. 909 00:38:02,591 --> 00:38:04,726 YOU TRYING TO ANNOY ME? 910 00:38:04,759 --> 00:38:06,528 I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN YOU. 911 00:38:06,561 --> 00:38:08,397 I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, 912 00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:10,465 BUT IT WAS REAL. 913 00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:12,401 IT WAS THERE. 914 00:38:12,434 --> 00:38:14,369 YOU WANT TO HOLD HER? 915 00:38:14,403 --> 00:38:15,837 COME UP HERE. 916 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,539 COME SAY HI. 917 00:38:17,572 --> 00:38:19,541 YOU THINK WE'LL BOND? 918 00:38:19,574 --> 00:38:22,544 [laughs] 919 00:38:29,484 --> 00:38:30,752 [laughing] 920 00:38:30,785 --> 00:38:32,487 IS THAT CUTE? 921 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:33,955 A LITTLE. 922 00:38:33,988 --> 00:38:36,791 IF I THREW UP ON YOU, YOU'D BE PISSED. 923 00:38:36,825 --> 00:38:40,161 YOUR PUKE ISN'T AS CUTE. 924 00:38:40,194 --> 00:38:41,663 THAT'S 'CAUSE OF YOUR HIPS. 925 00:38:43,164 --> 00:38:44,899 IF SHE WOULD'VE JUST GESTATED A LITTLE LONGER, 926 00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:47,469 HER STOMACH SPHINCTER WOULD BE FULLY MATURE. 927 00:38:47,502 --> 00:38:48,537 BUT, NO, 928 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:49,671 WE HAVE TO WALK UPRIGHT, 929 00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:53,542 WHICH MEANS THAT BABY'S HEAD IS TOO BIG FOR MOMMY'S HIPS. 930 00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:56,144 AND BY THE WAY, YOUR HIPS MAY BE AN EVOLUTIONARY IMPROVEMENT. 931 00:38:56,177 --> 00:38:59,881 SO WE'VE EVOLVED TO FIND BABY PUKE CUTE, 932 00:38:59,914 --> 00:39:01,683 'CAUSE OTHERWISE WE'D KILL THEM ALL 933 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:03,652 BEFORE THEY BECAME FUNCTIONAL. 934 00:39:10,024 --> 00:39:12,761 BONDING'S OVER. 935 00:39:12,794 --> 00:39:14,529 I GOT TO GO SEE ANOTHER BABY. 936 00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:21,703 SO I CAN JUST LIVE SPLEEN-FREE? 937 00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:24,105 PLENTY OF PEOPLE LIVE PERFECTLY NORMAL LIVES WITHOUT-- 938 00:39:24,138 --> 00:39:25,807 (House) SPLEEN'S FINE. 939 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,442 IT'S NOT HER BRAIN. 940 00:39:27,476 --> 00:39:28,943 OF COURSE IT'S HER BRAIN. 941 00:39:28,977 --> 00:39:31,112 YOU LOOKED AT HER BRAIN. YOU TOOK OFF HER SKULL. 942 00:39:31,145 --> 00:39:32,547 YOU FOUND NOTHING. 943 00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:34,483 DIDN'T LOOK IN THE RIGHT PART. 944 00:39:34,516 --> 00:39:37,619 DIDN'T LOOK IN THE HEART PART. 945 00:39:39,621 --> 00:39:40,589 IN THE WOMB, 946 00:39:40,622 --> 00:39:43,458 BLOOD HAS TO BYPASS THE LUNGS, 947 00:39:43,492 --> 00:39:44,993 SINCE THEY DON'T WORK YET. 948 00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:48,129 WHEN WE'RE BORN, WE TAKE OUR FIRST BIG BREATH, 949 00:39:48,162 --> 00:39:51,666 LUNGS EXPAND, AND THE DUCTUS CLOSES. 950 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:54,636 YOURS DIDN'T. 951 00:39:56,638 --> 00:39:58,607 SHE HAS A PATENT DUCTUS ARTERIOSIS. 952 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,674 WHEN YOU GET STRESSED, 953 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,843 YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE GOES UP 954 00:40:01,876 --> 00:40:04,779 AND FORCES OPEN THE DUCTUS. 955 00:40:04,813 --> 00:40:06,648 BLOOD TAKES A LITTLE DETOUR, 956 00:40:06,681 --> 00:40:10,585 MAKES IT LEAK FROM YOUR NOSE, YOUR STOMACH, YOUR LUNGS, 957 00:40:10,619 --> 00:40:12,621 AND, MORE SIGNIFICANTLY, KEEPS IT FLOWING 958 00:40:12,654 --> 00:40:16,591 TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN AND AWAY FROM YOUR LEFT. 959 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:20,795 WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN YOU GET STRESSED, YOU GET UNSTRESSED. 960 00:40:20,829 --> 00:40:24,065 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH THOSE ANNOYING KIDS. 961 00:40:24,098 --> 00:40:27,135 AND WHY, WHEN YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE DROPPED, 962 00:40:27,168 --> 00:40:30,705 YOU WERE ABLE TO IDENTIFY CUDDY AS AN ANNOYING HUMAN BEING. 963 00:40:32,707 --> 00:40:33,675 GOOD NEWS IS, 964 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:36,678 WE CAN FIX THE HEART. 965 00:40:36,711 --> 00:40:39,914 BAD NEWS FOR THE ANNOYING KIDS. 966 00:40:45,554 --> 00:40:47,656 (Cameron) SHE'S INCREDIBLE. 967 00:40:47,689 --> 00:40:49,223 THANK YOU. 968 00:40:50,859 --> 00:40:52,226 GREAT WORK TODAY. 969 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:54,696 I SHOULD'VE TRUSTED YOUR INSTINCTS. 970 00:40:54,729 --> 00:40:58,533 I WILL IN THE FUTURE. 971 00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:01,670 I QUIT. 972 00:41:01,703 --> 00:41:03,672 I THINK I JUST APOLOGIZED. 973 00:41:03,705 --> 00:41:05,674 IF YOU WANT, I CAN GET DOWN ON MY KNEES. 974 00:41:05,707 --> 00:41:06,808 IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOU. 975 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:09,944 I APPROVED AN INSANE PROCEDURE 976 00:41:09,978 --> 00:41:12,681 WITH NO PROOF, NO EVIDENCE, NO-- 977 00:41:12,714 --> 00:41:15,116 YOU MADE THE RIGHT CALL. [sighs] 978 00:41:15,149 --> 00:41:17,652 THE PROBLEM WAS A BRAIN PROBLEM. 979 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:19,654 WITHOUT THE PROCEDURE, HOUSE NEVER NOTICES 980 00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:21,656 THE INCREASED LEFT-BRAIN FUNCTION. 981 00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:24,192 SHE'D BE DEAD IF YOU HADN'T SAID YES. I KNOW. 982 00:41:24,225 --> 00:41:26,160 BUT... 983 00:41:28,329 --> 00:41:30,599 I'LL ALWAYS SAY YES TO HOUSE. 984 00:41:30,632 --> 00:41:33,735 I STUDIED UNDER HIM. HE'S IN MY HEAD. 985 00:41:33,768 --> 00:41:36,638 AND IF YOU GAVE ANYONE ELSE THIS JOB, THEY WOULD ALWAYS SAY NO, 986 00:41:36,671 --> 00:41:39,608 BECAUSE-- WELL, BECAUSE THEY SHOULD. 987 00:41:39,641 --> 00:41:41,643 HOUSE IS INSANE. 988 00:41:43,678 --> 00:41:46,047 WHICH LEAVES ME. 989 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,316 [Corey Chisel and The Wandering Sons' On My Side] 990 00:41:48,349 --> 00:41:49,718 I'M SORRY. 991 00:41:49,751 --> 00:41:52,286 [sighs] 992 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,958 * HOW CAN IT BE 993 00:41:56,991 --> 00:41:59,894 HEY, BUDDY! * WE ARE LOSING OURSELVES? 994 00:41:59,928 --> 00:42:01,763 OH! 995 00:42:01,796 --> 00:42:03,197 IT'S OKAY, BUDDY. COME HERE. 996 00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:05,734 OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 997 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:07,602 I MISSED YOU. 998 00:42:07,636 --> 00:42:13,808 * UNDERNEATH MY OWN HELL WHEN THE DAYLIGHT COMES DOWN * 999 00:42:15,143 --> 00:42:19,881 * OH, WE ARE DYING AWAY 1000 00:42:19,914 --> 00:42:21,783 * ALL I CAN SAY 1001 00:42:21,816 --> 00:42:23,718 * WHEN THE BAND BEGINS TO PLAY * 1002 00:42:23,752 --> 00:42:24,886 * THERE'S NO ANGEL 1003 00:42:24,919 --> 00:42:27,188 * ON MY SIDE 1004 00:42:27,221 --> 00:42:29,791 * AND I WILL NEED YOU 1005 00:42:29,824 --> 00:42:31,693 * ON MY SIDE 1006 00:42:31,726 --> 00:42:35,129 * 1007 00:42:35,163 --> 00:42:36,364 * CAN YOU HEAR 1008 00:42:36,397 --> 00:42:40,401 * THEM CALLING ME? 1009 00:42:40,434 --> 00:42:43,838 * 1010 00:42:43,872 --> 00:42:46,107 * AND THE RUSTED DAWN 1011 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:52,213 * OF A THOUSAND YEARS 1012 00:42:52,246 --> 00:42:56,417 * GOES BY 1013 00:42:56,450 --> 00:43:01,355 * AAH 1014 00:43:01,389 --> 00:43:05,193 * ALL I CAN SAY WHEN THE BAND BEGINS TO PLAY * 1015 00:43:05,226 --> 00:43:08,930 * THERE'S NO ANGEL ON MY SIDE * 1016 00:43:08,963 --> 00:43:10,799 [baby crying] 1017 00:43:10,832 --> 00:43:13,835 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 1018 00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:03,752 THAT'S SOME BAD HAT, HARRY. 71596

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