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DO YOU WANT A LEAN BODY
FOR SUMMER?
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WELL, THE TIME TO START
IS NOW.
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NO GIMMICKS, NO CRASH DIETS,
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AND ABSOLUTELY NO DRUGS.
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THINK HEALTHY AND BE HEALTHY.
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YOU CAN START NOW.
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JUST PICK UP THE PHONE
AND BECOME THE BEST YOU
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YOU CAN BE.
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UGH!
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CUT!
GOING AGAIN.
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SORRY, DID I MESS UP
THE COMMERCIAL?
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NO, IT'S FINE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
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AH, I THINK IT'S CRAMPS.
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OH, I HAVE BURNING ON MY SIDE.
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SIT DOWN, TAKE A FEW MINUTES,
AND CATCH YOUR BREATH.
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EVERYBODY ELSE KEEP RUNNING!
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WE'RE NOT FILMING.
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WE DON'T DO THIS
FOR THE CAMERAS.
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WE DO IT FOR OURSELVES.
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WE CAN'T GO AGAIN
WITH HIM SITTING THERE.
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FINE, UM, BUT THAT FELT PHONY.
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AT LEAST LET ME GET
A LITTLE WORKOUT.
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MAYBE IF I'M BREATHING
AS HARD AS THEY ARE,
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I WON'T SEEM
LIKE SUCH AN EVIL TASK MASTER.
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ALL RIGHT, TAKE FIVE, GUYS.
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HOW YOU FEELING?
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I THINK I'M READY TO DO THIS.
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YOU SURE?
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THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE WAY TO FIGHT THROUGH.
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ALL RIGHT, CONCENTRATE
ON THOSE KNEES.
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LEAN INTO IT.
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AND LIFT.
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LIFTING.
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COME ON, PUSH IT!
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COME ON, YOU'RE ALMOST
AT THE TOP.
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THOSE EIGHT STEPS
ARE THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN FAT AND THIN.
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SEVEN, SIX,
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FIVE, FOUR!
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ONE MORE!
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NICE JOB!
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YOU FEEL THAT BURN?
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THAT'S YOUR BODY CARVING OUT
ITS NEW SHAPE.
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OKAY.
DON'T SIT.
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JUST TAKE IT SLOW
ON THE WAY DOWN.
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OH, BOY.
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[huffs]
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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YOU OKAY?
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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ANY IDEA WHY WE'RE GETTING
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HALF AS MANY REQUESTS
FOR YOU AS USUAL?
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DEMOCRATS' HEALTH CARE PLAN?
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AT LEAST WE HAVE ONE CASE
THAT LOOKS INTRIGUING.
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30-YEAR-OLD FITNESS TRAINER
SUDDENLY CAN'T BREATHE.
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COLLAPSES AND BREAKS
HER ANKLE.
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THAT'S IT?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA ARGUE
WHY THIS CASE IS BENEATH YOU?
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NO POINT.
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I'M IN AN ELEVATOR.
CAN'T RUN AWAY.
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YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
ANYWAY.
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THAT'S JUST MEAN.
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[elevator dings]
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WHY ARE WE STILL TOGETHER?
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WE ARE GOING TO OUR OFFICE.
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PRONOUN CONFUSION.
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STARTS KICKING IN ONCE YOU PASS
CHILD-BEARING AGE.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST MEAN.
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MY OFFICE
WAS RECENTLY DESTROYED.
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I THOUGHT I'D USE THE OFFICE
OF THE DOCTOR
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DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE.
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I THINK THE PATIENT HOLDING
THE GUN TO MY HEAD
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WAS ACTUALLY THE ONE
DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE.
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MY DESK WON'T FIT
IN HIS CELL.
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YOU CAN USE OUR OUTER OFFICE.
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WHERE'S FOREMAN AND THIRTEEN?
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DOWN IN THE GRC.
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THIRTEEN STARTED
HER CLINICAL TRIALS TODAY.
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WHAT'S CUDDY DOING
IN YOUR OFFICE?
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OTHER THAN THROWING OFF
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THE FENG SHUI WITH HER ASS
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THAT FACES ALL EIGHT SIDES
OF THE BAGUA AT ONCE?
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THESE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF.
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I'M WELL AWARE.
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NORMAL CT MEANS
THAT HER LUNG PROBLEM
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HAS THE DISTINCTION OF HAVING
NOTHING TO DO WITH HER LUNGS.
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STEROIDS.
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NO ONE LOOKS THIS FIT
WITHOUT CHEATING.
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ANABOLIC STEROIDS HACK AWAY
AT THE IMMUNE SYSTEM,
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LEFT HER OPEN
TO A PULMONARY INFECTION.
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WOW.
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MUSCLES AND CURVES.
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MY PENIS IS SO CONFUSED.
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SHE'S NOT ON STEROIDS.
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HER PROGRAM'S
ALL ABOUT GETTING
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IN SHAPE NATURALLY--
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EXERCISING, EATING RIGHT.
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AND YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE?
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(Kutner)
SHE HAS INFOMERCIALS
TO SELL HER DVDS.
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WHAT?
I'M UP LATE A LOT.
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AND YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE
WHAT YOU SEE ON TV.
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GO RUN THE LABS.
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(Cuddy)
THE LABS ARE BACK.
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AND THERE'S NO SIGN
OF STEROID USE.
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE READ
HER FILE?
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STOP
BACKSEAT DIFFERENTIALATING?
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(Kutner)
WHAT ABOUT ALLERGIES?
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SHE GOES JOGGING EVERY MORNING.
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INHALES CAR FUMES
DURING RUSH HOUR.
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PERFECT, EXCEPT THAT
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SHE WAS JOGGING HALF A MILE
FROM THE NEAREST ROAD.
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IN THE COLD.
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COLD AIR HITS THE LUNGS,
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SETS OFF AN ATTACK.
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EXERCISE-INDUCED ASTHMA.
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NICE TRY.
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EXCEPT EIA DOESN'T ACCOUNT
FOR THE ELEVATED BP,
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IF YOU'D READ THE FILE.
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COME ON.
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BEFORE THE SHRIEKING HARPY
MELTS MY BRAIN.
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HER BP'S FINE.
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I KNOW.
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EXERCISE-INDUCED ASTHMA
ACTUALLY FITS.
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I KNOW. YOU KNOW.
SHE CAN'T KNOW.
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THE ONLY GOOD WAY
TO TEST FOR EIA
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IS TO RECREATE THE CONDITIONS
IN WHICH THE ATTACK OCCURRED.
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BUT WE CAN'T EXACTLY
MAKE HER RUN OUT IN THE COLD
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ON A BROKEN ANKLE.
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GET CREATIVE.
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IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
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ANY SHORTNESS OF BREATH?
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TIGHTNESS IN YOUR CHEST?
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FEELING PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY.
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NOT EVEN BREATHING HARD.
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O2 STATS AND LUNG CAPACITY
ARE STILL WELL WITHIN RANGE.
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YOUR CUFF'S SLIPPING DOWN.
YOU WANT TO STOP FOR A MOMENT?
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I'D RATHER NOT.
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HAVEN'T HAD ANY EXERCISE
IN TWO DAYS.
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TAKE IT YOU DON'T GET
A LOT OF FAT IN YOUR DIET.
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I TAKE IT FROM YOUR TONE
YOU THINK THAT'S A BAD THING.
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DO YOU EVER INDULGE?
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HA, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN INDULGING
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YOUR EVERY WHIM.
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I DIDN'T SAY EVERY.
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BUT A WHIM EVERY NOW AND THEN
CAN MAKE LIFE A LITTLE--
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YOU OKAY?
TROUBLE BREATHING?
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NO, I FEEL FINE.
WHY?
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NO PULSE.
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THIS ISN'T ASTHMA.
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THERE A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE
IN THE TRIAL?
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I'M TAKING OVER THE PEOPLE
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THAT ALREADY STARTED IT
AT MERCY.
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SO PRETTY FULL.
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STOP.
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ONE MORE TIME.
NO TALKING.
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I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
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IT'S NEPOTISM.
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I KNOW THE GUY RUNNING
THE DRUG TRIALS,
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SO I GET A SPOT.
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YOU HAVE HUNTINGTON'S,
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SO YOU GET A SPOT.
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STOP.
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ONE MORE TIME.
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JUST THE FINGERS.
NO MOUTH.
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THE POINT OF THIS THING
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IS TO IMPROVE NEURAL CELL
LONGEVITY.
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WHICH DOESN'T MATTER MUCH
BEFORE SYMPTOMS.
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SO YOU SHOULD GIVE MY SPOT
TO SOMEONE--
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SHUT UP.
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STOP.
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YOU CAN STOP FEELING GUILTY.
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YOUR BEST TAPPING RATE
WAS .004 TAPS PER MILLISECOND.
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MEANS YOUR NERVES
HAVE STARTED DEGENERATING.
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YOU WANNA WORK IN HERE?
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FINE.
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ME TOO.
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WE'LL SPLIT THE DESK,
50-50.
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THAT SIDE'S YOURS.
THIS SIDE'S MINE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE
HERE.
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NEITHER ONE OF US NEEDS
ALL OF IT.
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SO THAT'S YOUR STRATEGY.
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TAKING THE HIGH ROAD.
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IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
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HUH?
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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I COULDN'T HEAR YOU
FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
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ON MY SIDE OF THE DESK.
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PATIENT'S HEART STOPPED.
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WE SHOCKED HER BACK
TO SINUS RHYTHM.
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SHE'S STABLE.
TEST DIDN'T SET IT OFF.
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HER EKG WAS NORMAL.
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WELL, SHE'S CONSISTENT.
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THE LUNG PROBLEMS HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH HER LUNGS.
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A HEART PROBLEM THAT HAS
NOTHING DO WITH HER HEART.
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SOMETHING IS STRANGLING
HER SYSTEM.
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CARCINOID TUMOR?
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FIND IT, CUT IT OUT.
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CAN A LEAKING BREAST IMPLANT
CAUSE JOINT PAIN?
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NO.
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AND SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE
IMPLANTS.
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OR JOINT PAIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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GOT ANOTHER PATIENT.
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I SET UP AN ONLINE
SECOND OPINION CLINIC.
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PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE
OR TRUST THEIR DOCTORS
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EMAIL SYMPTOMS.
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I CAN KNOCK OFF FOUR
OR FIVE CASES OVER LUNCH.
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CLEAR TWO GRAND
BY EMAILING THEM BACK.
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ASCENDING COLON'S CLEAN.
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THAT'S GOT TO BE ILLEGAL.
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ONLY IN NINE STATES,
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AND THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM.
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LEGAL NOTICE SPELLS OUT
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IT DOESN'T REPLACE
DOCTOR'S VISITS,
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SO THERE'S NO OPPORTUNITY
FOR MALPRACTICE.
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HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
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IT'S NO BIG SECRET.
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I GUESS I'M JUST
NOT VERY CHATTY.
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YOU TOLD US WHEN YOU RENEWED
YOUR SUBSCRIPTION
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TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.
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SMALL INTESTINE LOOKS CLEAN.
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MOVING INTO THE PYLORUS.
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SO YOU DON'T MIND
IF I TELL HOUSE?
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ACTUALLY HOUSE MAY SORT
OF MIND
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BECAUSE I SORT OF SET IT UP
IN HOUSE'S NAME.
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NOTHING IN THE BILE DUCT.
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AND BY "SET IT UP IN HIS NAME,"
YOU MEAN?
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I MEAN, IT'S DR. GREGORY HOUSE'S
SECOND OPINION CLINIC
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WITH MEDICAL ADVICE DIRECT
FROM DR. GREGORY HOUSE.
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YOU'RE INSANE.
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WITH TWO DAYS TO LIVE.
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HOUSE IS NEVER GONNA FIND OUT.
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HE WILL IF I TELL HIM.
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OR YOU CUT ME IN FOR 30%
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AND I KEEP YOUR SECRET SAFE.
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THAT'S BLACKMAIL.
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YES.
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MOVING INTO THE--WHOA.
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(Kutner)
THAT'S HER STOMACH?
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00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:52,936
IT'S THE SIZE OF A SHOT GLASS.
242
00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,971
BECAUSE OUR PATIENT'S
A BIG, FAT CHEATER.
243
00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:04,080
SUBTLE.
244
00:10:04,114 --> 00:10:06,683
NO WAY YOU GENIUSES
COULD'VE SPOTTED THIS.
245
00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:08,151
GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY.
246
00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,686
SHE HAD HER STOMACH STAPLED.
247
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,887
THEN HAD THE RECORDS
FROM HER FILES
248
00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:12,723
PULLED SO IT WOULDN'T RUIN
249
00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:14,691
THEIR DVD SALES.
250
00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:15,992
(Cuddy)
CAN YOU DO THIS OUTSIDE?
251
00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:17,127
I COULD,
252
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,096
BUT THAT WOULD DEFEAT
THE PURPOSE OF DOING IT HERE.
253
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,464
WHERE ARE THE SMART GUYS?
254
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,399
IF YOU MEAN FOREMAN
AND THIRTEEN,
255
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,068
APPARENTLY THE FIRST APPOINTMENT
OF THE DRUG TRIAL'S
256
00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:26,069
AN ALL-DAY THING.
257
00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,771
I SAID YES TO THIS?
258
00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:29,105
HER GASTRIC BYPASS PROCEDURE
COULD CAUSE--
259
00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:30,741
FORGET THE BYPASS.
260
00:10:30,774 --> 00:10:32,308
TREAT HER LIKE A FAT GIRL.
261
00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:34,845
SHOULD WE TREAT HER LIKE
A 60-YEAR-OLD ASIAN MAN TOO?
262
00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:35,846
SHE'S NOT FAT.
263
00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:37,948
NOT ON THE OUTSIDE.
264
00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:40,316
BUT ON THE INSIDE,
SHE'S STILL TONS OF FUN.
265
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,086
WHEN SHE WAS OBESE,
266
00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,755
SHE PROBABLY HAD
TYPE TWO DIABETES.
267
00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,256
COULD'VE LEFT HER
WITH PERMANENT NERVE DAMAGE.
268
00:10:46,289 --> 00:10:48,792
TEN POINTS FOR DOING
WHAT I SAID.
269
00:10:48,825 --> 00:10:49,760
MINUS TEN POINTS
FOR DOING IT BADLY.
270
00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:53,163
IF THIS WAS DIABETES-INDUCED
NERVE DAMAGE,
271
00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:54,731
IT WOULD'VE KICKED IN
YEARS AGO.
272
00:10:54,765 --> 00:10:56,867
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
273
00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:00,771
CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND?
274
00:11:00,804 --> 00:11:01,772
MY BALLS.
275
00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:02,939
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
276
00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,374
GIANT ONE AND THE RED ONE.
277
00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:06,076
YOUR PLAN ISN'T GONNA WORK.
278
00:11:06,109 --> 00:11:07,878
OF COURSE IT IS.
279
00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:08,845
I TRY TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE
280
00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,080
TO MAKE YOU LEAVE.
281
00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:11,782
YOU DENY THAT IT'S
MAKING YOU MISERABLE.
282
00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:12,816
YOU TRY TO MAKE ME MISERABLE
283
00:11:12,849 --> 00:11:13,649
SO I'LL STOP MAKING YOU
MISERABLE.
284
00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:14,717
AND EVENTUALLY YOU WILL LEAVE,
285
00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:17,453
CITING REASONS THAT HAVE
NOTHING TO DO WITH MISERY.
286
00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:18,789
YOU'RE NOT BOTHERING ME.
287
00:11:18,822 --> 00:11:21,024
STEP ONE COMPLETE.
288
00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,293
I'M GONNA CALL YOU
FROM MY CELL.
289
00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:28,131
AND THEN I WILL COME BACK
IN HERE.
290
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,199
HEY.
291
00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,433
YEAH, I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN
TO HIM
292
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:31,434
THAT I HAD HIS BALLS
293
00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,937
AND HE'S NOT GETTING THEM BACK.
294
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:34,871
'SCUSE ME.
295
00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,039
SLEEP APNEA EXPLAINS--
296
00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,374
APNEA WOULD'VE DISAPPEARED
WHEN SHE SHRANK.
297
00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,876
NOT IF IT DESTROYED
298
00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:40,676
THE MUSCULATURE
OF HER TRACHEA.
299
00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,478
APNEA CUTS OFF OXYGEN
TO THE BRAIN.
300
00:11:42,512 --> 00:11:43,814
THE RESULTING NEUROLOGICAL
DAMAGE--
301
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:44,881
SHE BEEN SNORING?
302
00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:46,049
SHE DIDN'T MENTION IT.
303
00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,885
DID SHE MENTION FEELING TIRED
AFTER A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP?
304
00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:49,920
NO, BUT--
305
00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:51,922
(House)
THIS ISN'T APNEA.
306
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,356
AND THIS IS A STUPID ROOM
307
00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,358
TO BE DOING A DDX IN.
308
00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:03,867
CLIFF NOTES.
309
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,937
GASTRIC BYPASS ONLY MAKES
HER SKINNY ON THE OUTSIDE.
310
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:09,039
ON THE INSIDE, WE HAVE
HEART AND LUNG ISSUES
311
00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,373
NOT CAUSED BY HEART
AND LUNG ISSUES.
312
00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,208
PRIVATE AREA, HOUSE.
313
00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:13,877
IT CAN WAIT.
314
00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:14,878
YOU NEED TO CONSIDER
SIDE EFFECTS
315
00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:15,979
FROM HER GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY.
316
00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:16,913
(Kutner)
FORGET THE BYPASS.
317
00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,314
LET THE DYING GIRL FINISH.
318
00:12:18,348 --> 00:12:19,349
YOU SAID FORGET THE--
319
00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:21,017
TSST.
320
00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,286
DR. THIRTEEN HAS THE FLOOR.
321
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,155
BYPASS COULD CREATE
MALABSORPTION ISSUES.
322
00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,189
LEADS TO LOW POTASSIUM.
323
00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:27,190
VERY STUPID.
324
00:12:27,223 --> 00:12:29,926
HER POTASSIUM'S FINE.
325
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,961
BUT HER INTESTINES AREN'T.
326
00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:32,528
GASTRIC BYPASS
327
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:34,030
COULD CAUSE MALABSORPTION
328
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:35,131
BY CREATING A BLIND LOOP
OF BOWEL.
329
00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,133
IT ULCERATES
DURING EXERCISE.
330
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,134
BACTERIA GET LOOSE
IN THE BLOODSTREAM.
331
00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:39,435
MIGRATE TO THE HEART
AND LUNGS.
332
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:40,904
VERY NOT STUPID.
333
00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:43,539
BACTERIA IN THE BOWELS
MEANS
334
00:12:43,573 --> 00:12:44,908
THERE'S BACTERIA IN THE POOP.
335
00:12:44,941 --> 00:12:46,943
GET SOME AND TEST IT.
336
00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:48,044
HE COULD'VE COME UP
WITH SIBO
337
00:12:48,078 --> 00:12:49,212
ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE HOSPITAL.
338
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:50,213
YOU DIDN'T NEED
TO COME DOWN HERE
339
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:51,147
AND SCREW WITH US.
340
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:54,084
BUT HER WRONG IDEA
LED TO HIS RIGHT ONE.
341
00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:55,551
IT WAS VITAL SCREWING.
342
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,022
WE THINK YOUR SURGERY
MIGHT'VE CAUSED
343
00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,924
AN INFECTION CALLED SIBO.
344
00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:02,558
STOOL TESTS WILL HELP US
TO CONFIRM.
345
00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:04,194
PUT SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE FULL OF
346
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:07,163
IN HERE.
347
00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:09,866
IF SURGERY COULD SOMEHOW
MAKE YOU TALLER,
348
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,568
WOULDN'T YOU DO IT?
349
00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:14,070
SURE.
350
00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:15,571
BUT I WOULDN'T CALL
A MEETING
351
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,240
OF THE LOLLIPOP GUILD
AND TELL THEM
352
00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:19,409
THEY CAN GROW IF THEY WORK
REAL HARD AT IT.
353
00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,377
I DON'T TELL ANYONE
NOT TO GET GASTRIC BYPASS.
354
00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:23,079
I TELL THEM HOW
TO GET HEALTHY.
355
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,280
HOW TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES.
356
00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:25,916
YEAH, BY TELLING THEM
357
00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:27,183
TO DO WHAT
YOU WERE UNWILLING TO.
358
00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:28,919
I WAS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING.
359
00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:31,021
THYROID, HORMONES,
CRASH DIETS--
360
00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:31,922
NONE OF IT WORKED.
361
00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:33,957
MY BODY WAS LIKE
A PRISON.
362
00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,959
WHEN I GOT THE SURGERY,
363
00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:37,560
I GOT HEALTHY.
364
00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:38,895
AND WHEN I GOT HEALTHY,
365
00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:41,097
I GOT HAPPY.
366
00:13:41,131 --> 00:13:42,365
I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE HAPPY.
367
00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:43,967
BUT IF YOU ARE,
368
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,968
BEING HEALTHY DIDN'T DO IT.
369
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,002
BEING PRETTY DID.
370
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:47,137
POOP IN THE BEDPAN.
371
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,238
[metal dings]
372
00:13:50,506 --> 00:13:52,342
HOUSE'S OFFICE?
REALLY?
373
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,011
DID HE SEND YOU HERE
TO BEG FOR IT BACK?
374
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:56,379
WELL, THERE ARE DOZENS
OF OTHER DOCTORS--
375
00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,614
OTHER DOCTORS ACTUALLY USE
THEIR OFFICES
376
00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:00,416
FOR CRAZY STUFF
LIKE SEEING PATIENTS.
377
00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:01,651
NOT THROWING A BALL
AGAINST THE WALL
378
00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:02,953
AND CALLING IT WORK.
379
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:05,155
IT'S HIS PROCESS.
THAT BALL SAVES LIVES.
380
00:14:05,188 --> 00:14:07,023
DID HE GIVE YOU
TALKING POINTS?
381
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,925
YEAH, BUT I ADDED ONE
OF MY OWN.
382
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,393
DON'T TAKE HIS OFFICE
AND PRETEND
383
00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:13,196
LIKE ALL YOU'RE DOING
IS TAKING HIS OFFICE.
384
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,999
YOU CHOSE HIS ROOM
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE THERE.
385
00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,668
BUT SITTING NEAR HIM
AND HOPING
386
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:22,072
ISN'T GONNA GET IT DONE.
387
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:25,508
LEAVE HERE NOW,
OR I'LL TAKE YOUR OFFICE.
388
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,510
NO, YOU WON'T.
389
00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:33,416
THE BOOB LADY EMAILED ME AGAIN
390
00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:35,218
COMPLAINING OF CHRONIC FATIGUE
NOW.
391
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,253
SHE'S CONVINCED THE IMPLANTS
ARE RESPONSIBLE.
392
00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:38,254
THEY'RE NOT.
393
00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:39,522
I TOLD HER.
394
00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,357
SHE SAYS SOMETHING IS,
AND IF I DON'T FIND OUT WHAT
395
00:14:41,391 --> 00:14:43,126
SHE'S GONNA COMPLAIN
TO THE LICENSING BOARD.
396
00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:44,394
[chuckling]
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
397
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,395
IT IS.
398
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,562
YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE IT
399
00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,131
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA DESTROY
YOUR CAREER.
400
00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,066
WHAT HAPPENED?
401
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,535
HE CALL FOREMAN
"CLEAN AND ARTICULATE" AGAIN?
402
00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:54,704
IT IS SURPRISING.
403
00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:56,272
CLINIC PATIENTS JUST WHINING.
404
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,108
WHAT'S THE POOP?
405
00:14:58,141 --> 00:14:59,976
IT'S GONNA TAKE ABOUT AN HOUR
TO SPIN DOWN THE SAMPLE.
406
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:01,444
WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?
407
00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:02,712
YOU DON'T KNOW?
408
00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:06,149
I'M DOING MY FAMOUS
SOCRATES IMPRESSION.
409
00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:08,084
THINK I REALLY NAILED
THE ACCENT.
410
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:10,553
HIGH FAT CONTENT
INDICATES SIBO.
411
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,555
AND WHAT DOES FAT DO
IN WATER?
412
00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:13,556
IT FLOATS.
413
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,425
WHAT ELSE FLOATS IN WATER?
414
00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:22,232
CORRECT ANSWER IS A DUCK.
415
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:24,600
IF IT DOESN'T FLOAT,
416
00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,202
KUTNER MISSED THE BOAT.
417
00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:37,313
LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG
TO DISMISS APNEA.
418
00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:38,614
YOU GUYS CAN STAY UP
ALL NIGHT
419
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,250
GLOATING IN THE SLEEP LAB.
420
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,059
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT
SCAR TISSUE AROUND THE IMPLANT?
421
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,126
COULD THAT BE--
422
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,594
THAT AMOUNT OF ENCAPSULATION'S
PERFECTLY NORMAL.
423
00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:53,096
WELL, I GOTTA TELL HER
SOMETHING.
424
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,397
TELL HER TO FIND
A DECENT PLASTIC SURGEON
425
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,198
WHO CAN CORRECT THE PLACEMENT--
426
00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:57,067
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
SHE WANTS TO HEAR,
427
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,434
SHE'S SICK
AND SHE'S LOPSIDED.
428
00:15:58,468 --> 00:15:59,535
TELL HER IT'S A VIRUS.
429
00:15:59,569 --> 00:16:00,670
IT PROBABLY IS,
AND IT'LL GET HER
430
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,105
OFF YOUR BACK FOR A FEW--
431
00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:03,373
EMMY'S EEG IS FLATLINING.
432
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,178
WHERE WOULD SHE HAVE GONE?
433
00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,184
HEY, I LOOKED FOR YOU GUYS
IN THE CONTROL ROOM,
434
00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:16,186
BUT YOU SEEMED BUSY.
435
00:16:16,219 --> 00:16:17,253
GET OFF THERE.
436
00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,255
LAST TIME YOU EXERCISED,
YOU HAD A CARDIAC INCIDENT.
437
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:20,656
I FEEL FINE.
YOU FELT FINE LAST TIME.
438
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,691
I ONLY SLEPT A COUPLE HOURS,
439
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,193
BUT I FEEL GREAT.
440
00:16:23,226 --> 00:16:24,594
CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE MACHINES?
441
00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:26,096
YOU'RE RUNNING
ON A BROKEN ANKLE.
442
00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:27,097
(Emmy)
IT DOESN'T HURT.
443
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,131
AND YOUR LEG IS BLEEDING.
444
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,805
YOU FEEL THAT?
445
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:38,040
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
446
00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:43,613
NUMBNESS IN HER LEFT FOOT
447
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,315
IS ASCENDING INTO HER LEG.
448
00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:48,384
HOW DID SHE MANAGE
TO SNEAK OUT FOR A RUN?
449
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:50,553
SHE SAID SHE NEEDED TO USE
THE BATHROOM.
450
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:53,289
YOU TWO GET THE RESULTS
OF THE SLEEP APNEA TEST,
451
00:16:53,323 --> 00:16:55,391
OR DID THOSE NEED TO USE
THE BATHROOM TOO?
452
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,693
ALPHA WAVES ON THE EEG
RULED IT OUT.
453
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,697
I WAS MIXING
SOME HYDROGEN SULFIDE
454
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,133
FOR GOOD AND VALID REASONS
455
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,767
AND MUST'VE SPILLED SOME
ON MY SIDE.
456
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,236
DID IT WAFT
OVER TO YOUR SIDE?
457
00:17:06,269 --> 00:17:07,270
CUNNING PLAN.
458
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:08,471
YOU DO REALIZE
459
00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:10,473
IT'S GONNA STINK
FOR HOURS ON BOTH SIDES.
460
00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:12,775
OH, WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THE TIME?
461
00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:15,778
I HOPE YOUR PATIENT
ISN'T STILL SICK...
462
00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:17,280
FORCING YOU TO STAY HERE
ALL NIGHT.
463
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,819
ASCENDING NUMBNESS MEANS
HER NERVES ARE BREAKING DOWN.
464
00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:25,521
OR HER BRAIN.
OR BOTH.
465
00:17:25,555 --> 00:17:26,389
WE'VE GOTTA GO.
466
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,458
LET ME FINISH.
I'LL MEET YOU DOWN THERE.
467
00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:30,760
YOU WERE 15 MINUTES LATE
YESTERDAY.
468
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:31,827
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO DEVELOP BAD HABITS.
469
00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:33,396
APPRECIATE THE LIFE LESSON,
470
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,830
BUT 15 MINUTES GIVE OR TAKE
471
00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:36,432
ISN'T GONNA MAKE
A DIFFERENCE.
472
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:37,700
GET STARTED
ON YOUR OTHER PATIENTS.
473
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,336
I'LL BE DOWN THERE
WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE.
474
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,338
WAY TO KNOW WHERE
YOUR BREAD IS BUTTERED, SISTER.
475
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,306
UP HIGH!
476
00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:45,308
IF THE PROBLEM'S
IN HER BRAIN, IT COULD BE MS.
477
00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,709
OR EARLY ONSET PARKINSON'S.
478
00:17:46,742 --> 00:17:47,743
BUT IF IT'S HER NERVES,
479
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,379
IT COULD BE TRANSVERSE MYELITIS.
480
00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:50,846
OR A MILLION OTHER THINGS.
481
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,715
WE'RE GONNA STAY
IN THE DARK
482
00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:55,151
UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT
IF HER ELECTRICAL PROBLEM
483
00:17:55,185 --> 00:18:00,456
IS IN HER POWER STATION
OR IN THE HIGH-TENSION WIRES.
484
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,292
POWER STATION'S THE BRAIN.
485
00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,294
WIRES ARE THE NERVES.
486
00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,129
GO RUN AN NCV TEST.
487
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:12,635
(Taub)
THE TEST WILL MEASURE
THE AMOUNT OF TIME
488
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,869
IT'LL TAKE
THIS ELECTRICAL IMPULSE
489
00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:15,238
TO TRAVEL ALONG YOUR NERVES.
490
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,339
WILL IT HURT?
491
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:17,373
NO.
GIVE ME YOUR ARM.
492
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:20,676
YOU CAN ASK NICELY.
493
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:22,412
I LEARNED AT MED SCHOOL
494
00:18:22,445 --> 00:18:24,714
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY CURE
WITH KINDNESS.
495
00:18:24,747 --> 00:18:28,451
YOU'RE RIGHT.
496
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,386
I'M A HYPOCRITE.
497
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,721
BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
498
00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:35,425
NOT REALLY INTERESTED
IN YOUR RATIONALIZATIONS.
499
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,726
IF I'M OPEN
ABOUT THE GASTRIC BYPASS,
500
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:37,927
NO ONE WOULD LISTEN
TO ME ANYMORE.
501
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,363
YOU MEAN NO ONE WOULD BUY
YOUR DVDS.
502
00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:42,265
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DVD SALES.
503
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:43,966
I'M HELPING PEOPLE.
504
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,202
MY CLIENTS
ARE MAKING THEMSELVES HEALTHY.
505
00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:47,237
THEY'RE LIVING BETTER LIVES.
506
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,639
CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME
507
00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:53,876
YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
HYPOCRITICAL?
508
00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:55,845
I'M SURE YOU HAD GOOD REASONS.
509
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,219
GIVE ME YOUR ARM...PLEASE?
510
00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:12,595
KEEP YOUR ARM RAISED.
511
00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:15,498
DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING
IS WRONG WITH MY NERVES?
512
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:16,632
NO.
513
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:19,269
IT'S YOUR MUSCLES.
514
00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:20,636
WE DON'T NEED TO RUN
THIS TEST.
515
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,572
IT'S NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT.
516
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:46,496
SHE HAS MUSCLE WEAKNESS.
517
00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:47,863
COULD INDICATE
MYASTHENIA GRAVIS.
518
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,865
YEP.
519
00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:50,866
ALSO COULD BE SOME KIND
OF TOXIN.
520
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,535
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU GOING UP
521
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:53,469
TO THE PERSONNEL FLOORS?
522
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,571
I'M GOING TO SEE DR. HOUSE.
523
00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:56,739
DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH HIM?
524
00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:59,275
WE'VE BEEN EMAILING.
525
00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:00,710
JOINT PAIN AND FATIGUE
THANKS TO THESE.
526
00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:02,412
I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING.
527
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:04,847
OH, AND NOW THIS.
528
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,716
[elevator dings]
529
00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:08,518
HE'S ACTUALLY DOWNSTAIRS.
UH, GONE.
530
00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:09,519
(Taub)
GONE FOR THE DAY.
531
00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:11,754
BUT, UH, WE WORK FOR HIM.
532
00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:12,888
WE CAN SET YOU UP
IN THE E.R.
533
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,827
(Taub)
THE ANTIBIOTICS WILL MAKE HER
FEEL BETTER.
534
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,429
SHE'S OUTTA HERE
BY MORNING.
535
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,496
IF IT IS
A STAPH INFECTION.
536
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,531
IT'S GOTTA BE.
537
00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:23,032
SHE HAS SLEEVES
OF TATTOOS
538
00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:24,467
AND PIERCINGS
FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE.
539
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,568
[elevator dings]
540
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,470
SHE HAS MUSCLE WEAKNESS.
541
00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:28,538
COULD INDICATE
542
00:20:28,571 --> 00:20:31,073
MYASTHENIA GRAVIS.
543
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,376
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.
544
00:20:33,409 --> 00:20:35,010
YOU GUYS DID THE TEST
545
00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:37,413
IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT
OF TIME
546
00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:40,650
AND CAME BACK HERE BEFORE
I HAD TIME TO FALL ASLEEP.
547
00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:44,019
YOU GUYS STILL SMELL THAT?
548
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,921
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LET HER
HAVE YOUR OFFICE.
549
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,890
OR...
550
00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:50,326
[as Sean Connery]
SHE SENDS ONE OF YOURS
TO THE HOSPITAL,
551
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,363
SEND ONE OF HERS
TO THE MORGUE.
552
00:20:53,396 --> 00:20:54,830
IT'S NOT MYASTHENIA GRAVIS.
553
00:20:54,864 --> 00:20:56,632
HER BREATHING'S IMPROVING
554
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,900
AND THE WEAKNESS
IS IN HER EXTREMITIES.
555
00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,506
COULD BE A BOTULINUM REACTION.
556
00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:05,641
I DON'T THINK SABOTAGING
YOUR BOSS' OFFICE
557
00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:07,577
IS A WISE COUNTERATTACK.
558
00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:09,612
ALL THAT IS NEEDED
FOR EVIL TO SUCCEED
559
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,547
IS FOR GOOD MEN
TO DO NOTHING.
560
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:12,615
SHE PROBABLY USED A LOT
OF BOTOX
561
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,616
TO TIGHTEN UP HER SKIN.
562
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,617
TRUE.
563
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,052
COULD ALSO BE ANY KIND
OF HEAVY METAL TOXICITY.
564
00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:20,656
PSP OR ARSENIC
FROM EATING TOO MUCH SEAFOOD.
565
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,592
CADMIUM
FROM BAD BOTTLED WATER.
566
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,528
LEAD OR NICKEL FROM CANNED
FRUITS OR NATURAL GRAINS.
567
00:21:29,532 --> 00:21:31,100
I DON'T THINK REPLACING THAT
568
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,568
WAS PART
OF THE RENOVATION PLANS.
569
00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:34,537
IT IS NOW.
570
00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:36,372
LUCKY FOR US, WE CAN TREAT
ALL THOSE TOXINS
571
00:21:36,406 --> 00:21:38,608
WITH THE SAME THING:
CHELATION.
572
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:50,620
YOU NEVER SHOWED UP.
573
00:21:50,653 --> 00:21:52,488
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
574
00:21:52,522 --> 00:21:53,989
I WANTED TO FIND PROOF
575
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:55,525
THAT YOU WERE SLIPPING BACK
576
00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,892
INTO YOUR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
PATTERN.
577
00:21:56,926 --> 00:21:58,628
CONFIRM YOU
WEREN'T WORTH MY TIME.
578
00:21:58,661 --> 00:22:00,896
INSTEAD,
579
00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:03,999
I FOUND THIS.
580
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,635
YOU FOLLOWED ALL
OF MY INSTRUCTIONS
581
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:06,502
TO THE LETTER.
582
00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:09,138
PROBABLY BETTER
THAN ANY PATIENT I HAVE.
583
00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:10,873
SO WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE
584
00:22:10,906 --> 00:22:11,941
WHO CAN'T SHOW UP
FOR APPOINTMENTS?
585
00:22:11,974 --> 00:22:14,744
I CAME DOWN RIGHT AFTER
I WAS FINISHED WITH HOUSE.
586
00:22:14,777 --> 00:22:18,013
YOU WERE IN YOUR OFFICE
WITH ANOTHER PATIENT.
587
00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:21,016
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER PATIENT
IN THE WAITING ROOM.
588
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,685
JANICE.
589
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,720
I'M WELL-AWARE
OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
590
00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:26,756
TO MY BODY OVER THE NEXT EIGHT
TO TEN YEARS.
591
00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:28,491
I DO NOT NEED A VISUAL REMINDER
592
00:22:28,524 --> 00:22:30,025
EVERY TIME I WALK
INTO THAT PLACE.
593
00:22:34,697 --> 00:22:36,031
THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
594
00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:42,071
IT'S HUMAN.
595
00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:44,039
AND YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT.
596
00:22:44,073 --> 00:22:46,742
NOW YOU SHOW UP ON TIME
TOMORROW,
597
00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:48,143
OR YOU DON'T SHOW UP
AT ALL.
598
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,650
[knocking]
599
00:22:54,684 --> 00:22:56,819
(man)
YOUR MOM IS LEAVING.
600
00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:58,554
YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
601
00:23:03,225 --> 00:23:04,059
(Taub)
THE CHELATION DIDN'T WORK.
602
00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:05,461
HER MUSCLES ARE STILL
DETERIORATING.
603
00:23:05,495 --> 00:23:08,097
RULES OUT TOXINS.
604
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:10,232
SO WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG
WHEN THE HINDENBURG DEFLATES?
605
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,535
WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS
IN YOUR OFFICE?
606
00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:13,869
OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE
IT WOULD BE STUPID
607
00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:15,971
TO DO THIS IN AN OFFICE
WITH NO FURNITURE.
608
00:23:16,005 --> 00:23:17,673
CUDDY...
609
00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:19,875
OVERREACTED
TO MY OVERREACTION.
610
00:23:19,909 --> 00:23:22,144
CORONARO-CARDIAC FISTULA.
611
00:23:22,177 --> 00:23:23,145
EVEN A SMALL HOLE
COULD CAUSE--
612
00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:24,947
THIS STARTED IN THE LUNGS,
613
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,248
NOT THE HEART.
614
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:29,251
AND WHY ARE YOU LEANING
ON A 45-DEGREE ANGLE
615
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,220
AWAY FROM FOREMAN?
616
00:23:31,253 --> 00:23:32,488
I'M SITTING STRAIGHT.
617
00:23:32,522 --> 00:23:33,989
TROUBLE IN THE LAND
OF FALSE HOPE?
618
00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:36,792
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
619
00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:38,227
AUSTRIAN SYNDROME.
620
00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,962
NICE DEFLECTION.
621
00:23:39,995 --> 00:23:41,130
BUT OUR PATIENT
DOESN'T DRINK.
622
00:23:41,163 --> 00:23:42,665
SHE'S A HEALTH NUT.
623
00:23:42,698 --> 00:23:44,066
AND EVEN IF I WAS
A CYNICAL GUY
624
00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:45,200
AND THOUGHT
THAT SHE WAS A LIAR,
625
00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,201
I'D HAVE DONE A TOX SCREEN
626
00:23:46,235 --> 00:23:48,771
WHICH WOULD'VE COME BACK
NEGATIVE FOR ALCOHOL.
627
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,640
YOU SHOULD COME
TO THESE GATHERINGS MORE OFTEN.
628
00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:52,241
KEEP YOU FROM LOOKING
LIKE AN IDIOT.
629
00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:54,644
[pager beeps]
630
00:23:57,179 --> 00:23:58,113
ARE YOU MAKING BOOK,
631
00:23:58,147 --> 00:23:59,181
OR DID SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN
TO OUR PATIENT?
632
00:23:59,214 --> 00:24:00,616
PERSONAL.
633
00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:01,717
I'LL PUT IT ON VIBRATE.
634
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,252
[pager beeps]
635
00:24:03,285 --> 00:24:04,587
GUILLAIN-BARRE.
636
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:07,056
USUALLY STARTS
AS A MUSCLE PAIN
637
00:24:07,089 --> 00:24:08,758
PATIENTS COMPARE TO THE PAIN
OF OVER-EXERCISING.
638
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:11,661
SO WHO'S PAGING YOU?
YOUR WIFE?
639
00:24:11,694 --> 00:24:13,829
DOES IT WORRY YOU
THAT SHE PAGED KUTNER FIRST?
640
00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:16,198
GUILLAIN-BARRE FITS.
641
00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:18,634
PATIENT DIDN'T NOTICE
THE INITIAL SYMPTOMS
642
00:24:18,668 --> 00:24:20,235
BECAUSE IT'S NO DIFFERENT
THAN HOW SHE FEELS EVERY DAY.
643
00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:22,772
HER MUSCLE WEAKNESS
IS THE PRECURSOR
644
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:24,006
TO FULL PARALYSIS.
645
00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:28,644
GASTRIC BYPASS
PROBABLY SET IT OFF.
646
00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:31,180
OH, AT WHAT PRICE BEAUTY?
647
00:24:31,213 --> 00:24:32,514
GO START HER
ON PLASMAPHERESIS.
648
00:24:40,089 --> 00:24:42,157
* SHE PUT DE LIME
IN DE COCONUT *
649
00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:44,760
* SHE DRANK IT ALL UP
650
00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:46,228
* SHE PUT DE LIME
IN DE COCONUT *
651
00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:47,429
* SHE DRANK IT ALL UP
DEE DEE.
652
00:24:47,462 --> 00:24:49,865
* SHE PUT DE LIME
IN DE COCONUT *
CAN YOU STOP SINGING?
653
00:24:49,899 --> 00:24:52,267
MUSICAL AUTOMATISM.
654
00:24:52,301 --> 00:24:54,169
SHE COULD BE HAVING
A PARTIAL SEIZURE RIGHT NOW.
655
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,938
* DOCTOR
YOU NEED TO GET HOUSE.
656
00:24:55,971 --> 00:24:57,673
DEE DEE!
657
00:24:57,707 --> 00:24:59,842
YELLING AT HER IS NOT GOING
TO BE AN EFFECTIVE TREATMENT.
658
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,076
SHE'S FAKING.
659
00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:02,311
IT'S A CRY FOR ATTENTION.
* DOCTOR
660
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,312
HER BRAIN COULD BE MISFIRING.
661
00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:05,347
RIGHT, A RARE
662
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,249
NEUROLOGICAL DISORDER
IS FAR MORE LIKELY
663
00:25:07,282 --> 00:25:08,584
THAN A CRY FOR ATTENTION.
664
00:25:08,618 --> 00:25:09,585
I MEAN, NOTHING ABOUT
THIS WOMAN
665
00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,020
SCREAMS "LOOK AT ME."
666
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,287
ON THE OTHER HAND,
LOOK AT HER.
667
00:25:12,321 --> 00:25:14,323
* CAUSE DOCTOR
668
00:25:14,356 --> 00:25:16,726
SHE NEEDS
A FULL NEUROLOGICAL WORK-UP.
669
00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:17,760
* DOCTOR
670
00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:18,894
GET HOUSE!
671
00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:21,597
[Dee Dee singing
unintelligibly]
672
00:25:21,631 --> 00:25:23,365
[scoffs]
673
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,635
ULTIMATE IRONY.
674
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,202
KILLED MYSELF
TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF HEALTHY.
675
00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:29,371
YOU'RE NOT DYING, OKAY?
676
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,640
THIS DISEASE IS MANAGEABLE.
677
00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:34,810
BETTER START GETTING USED
TO THAT WHEELCHAIR.
678
00:25:34,844 --> 00:25:36,145
SELF-PITY DOESN'T SUIT YOU.
679
00:25:36,178 --> 00:25:37,212
JUST TAKE ME DOWN TO THE--
680
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:38,781
NO.
681
00:25:38,814 --> 00:25:41,050
YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH
TO WALK.
682
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,818
COME ON, GET YOUR ASS
OUT OF BED
683
00:25:42,852 --> 00:25:44,186
AND WALK.
684
00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:58,167
(Kutner)
COULD BE AN ANEURYSM.
685
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,402
WE'VE GOT TO CONTROL
HER BLOOD PRESSURE.
686
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,871
START HER
ON A CALCIUM CHANNEL BLOCKER.
687
00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:03,973
OR...YOU COULD TELL HOUSE.
688
00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:05,808
WE CAN'T TELL HOUSE.
689
00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:07,877
YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE.
690
00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:09,378
ON THE OTHER HAND,
SHE'S SICK.
691
00:26:09,411 --> 00:26:10,646
SHE'S SINGING.
692
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,081
AND BLEEDING OUT
OF HER EARS,
693
00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:13,783
AND LOSING HER HAIR.
694
00:26:13,816 --> 00:26:15,384
AN ANEURYSM DOESN'T EXPLAIN
HER JOINT PAIN.
695
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,719
WILSON'S DISEASE DOES.
696
00:26:16,752 --> 00:26:18,120
NO KAYSER-FLEISCHER RINGS.
697
00:26:18,153 --> 00:26:19,221
ANOREXIA.
698
00:26:19,254 --> 00:26:20,222
NOW YOU'RE JUST DESPERATE.
699
00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:23,292
BILIARY TUMOR CAUSING
PARENEOPLASTIC SYNDROME.
700
00:26:25,427 --> 00:26:27,396
THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY FIT.
701
00:26:27,429 --> 00:26:29,098
I'LL SCAN TO CONFIRM.
702
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:30,833
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?
703
00:26:30,866 --> 00:26:31,934
YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME.
704
00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:33,268
WHICH MEANS I CAN ASK
705
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,870
FOR 25% OF YOUR INCOME
706
00:26:34,904 --> 00:26:37,006
AND YOU'LL GIVE IT TO ME.
707
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,382
YOU GOING
OVER THE FENCE?
708
00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:49,318
TOOK THREE VISITS,
709
00:26:49,351 --> 00:26:51,386
BUT I FINALLY CONVINCED
THE CONTRACTOR
710
00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:53,455
THAT I'M CUDDY'S BOSS.
711
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,423
AND ALL THE OFFICE RENOVATION
PLANS
712
00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:55,858
NEED TO GO THROUGH ME.
713
00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:58,293
YOU DID DO THE MATH
ON THIS, RIGHT?
714
00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,228
SCREWING WITH HER OFFICE
715
00:26:59,261 --> 00:27:00,162
MEANS HER RENOVATIONS
WILL TAKE LONGER.
716
00:27:00,195 --> 00:27:02,397
MEANS SHE WILL BE
IN YOUR OFFICE LONGER.
717
00:27:02,431 --> 00:27:04,399
SEE THERE?
718
00:27:04,433 --> 00:27:07,402
I'M HAVING A BIDET PUT IN
INSTEAD OF A TOILET.
719
00:27:07,436 --> 00:27:10,439
NOT IN ADDITION TO.
INSTEAD OF.
720
00:27:10,472 --> 00:27:12,441
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OLD TOILET?
721
00:27:12,474 --> 00:27:15,177
SHE'LL BE WITH YOU
722
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,278
WHERE YOU CLAIM
TO NOT WANT HER.
723
00:27:16,311 --> 00:27:20,716
I SMASHED IT
WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.
724
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,818
I THINK
IN SOME ANCIENT CULTURES
725
00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:24,854
THAT WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERED
A PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE.
726
00:27:24,887 --> 00:27:29,224
IS THIS FUN FOR YOU?
727
00:27:29,258 --> 00:27:31,460
ANALYZING EVERYONE ELSE'S FUN
AWAY?
728
00:27:31,493 --> 00:27:32,862
ASK HER OUT.
729
00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:34,296
IT'LL COST THE HOSPITAL
A LOT LESS.
730
00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:40,736
I BROUGHT SOME VISITORS.
731
00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:43,472
CHEER YOU UP.
732
00:27:43,505 --> 00:27:46,075
IT'S OKAY.
COME ON IN, GUYS.
733
00:27:46,108 --> 00:27:47,376
WE'RE ALL STAYING
ON YOUR PLAN.
734
00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,811
NOBODY'S CHEATING.
735
00:27:48,844 --> 00:27:50,746
THAT'S GREAT.
736
00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:53,248
UH, YOU'RE ON MY ARM.
737
00:27:53,282 --> 00:27:55,450
WE FOUND OUT
ABOUT YOUR GASTRIC BYPASS.
738
00:27:55,484 --> 00:27:57,019
HOW COULD YOU LIE TO US
LIKE THAT?
739
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,088
THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU?
740
00:27:59,121 --> 00:28:00,255
YOU'RE REALLY HURTING MY ARM.
741
00:28:00,289 --> 00:28:01,256
YOU'RE NOT THE BEST YOU
742
00:28:01,290 --> 00:28:03,458
YOU CAN BE.
743
00:28:03,492 --> 00:28:05,327
YOU'RE A FRAUD.
744
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,029
YOU'RE A SELF-HATING
FAT PERSON.
745
00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,898
YOU'RE REALLY HURTING ME.
746
00:28:08,931 --> 00:28:10,365
FEEL THE BURN.
747
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,202
[voices saying "Burn"]
748
00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:16,471
HELP!
749
00:28:16,505 --> 00:28:20,109
[Emmy screams]
750
00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:21,877
GET OFF OF ME!
751
00:28:21,911 --> 00:28:23,913
GET OFF OF ME!
GET OFF OF ME!
752
00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:34,389
(Taub)
MOOD CONGRUENT
HALLUCINATIONS.
753
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:35,925
MEANS IT'S NOT GUILLAIN-BARRE.
754
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,192
WHICH MEANS WHATEVER IT IS,
755
00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:38,828
IT'S NOW IN HER BRAIN.
756
00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:42,497
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
757
00:28:42,531 --> 00:28:43,999
SORRY.
TREATMENT.
758
00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:47,169
DOES FOREMAN SCHEDULE
YOUR APPOINTMENTS
759
00:28:47,202 --> 00:28:48,503
BY NUMBERS ON THE CLOCK
760
00:28:48,537 --> 00:28:49,939
OR JUST BY WHEN I'M
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING?
761
00:28:49,972 --> 00:28:52,975
SORRY IF I'M DYING
AT A BAD TIME FOR YOU.
762
00:28:53,008 --> 00:28:54,043
COULD BE CNS LYMPHOMA.
763
00:28:54,076 --> 00:28:55,077
SO LOSING THE 200 POUNDS
764
00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:56,478
WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE?
765
00:29:00,082 --> 00:29:02,517
WHAT ABOUT A PRION DISEASE?
766
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,289
IF HER BRAIN IS SLOWLY TURNING
INTO A SWISS CHEESE,
767
00:29:07,322 --> 00:29:08,490
THERE'S NOT A LOT WE CAN DO.
768
00:29:08,523 --> 00:29:11,526
THERE ARE
SOME POSSIBLE TREATMENTS.
769
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,063
GET A BRAIN BIOPSY
TO CONFIRM.
770
00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:15,364
YOU'RE NOT CUTTING
771
00:29:15,397 --> 00:29:16,531
INTO THIS WOMAN'S BRAIN
BEFORE YOU TEST.
772
00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:18,067
THAT IS THE TEST.
773
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:23,105
NOT FOR CNS LYMPHOMA,
774
00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:25,074
WHICH IS A PERFECTLY
LEGITIMATE DIAGNOSIS.
775
00:29:25,107 --> 00:29:26,976
ONE YOU CAN TEST FOR
NON-INVASIVELY.
776
00:29:27,009 --> 00:29:28,978
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT OPPOSED
TO BEING INVASIVE.
777
00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:31,981
RULE OUT CNS LYMPHOMA FIRST,
778
00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:33,582
THEN RULE OUT ASTROCYTOMA,
779
00:29:33,615 --> 00:29:35,584
THEN RULE OUT
OTHER BRAIN TUMORS.
780
00:29:35,617 --> 00:29:36,986
[blows air]
781
00:29:37,019 --> 00:29:39,254
I HEREBY DECLARE THEM
RULED OUT.
782
00:29:39,288 --> 00:29:41,957
RUN THE TESTS.
783
00:29:41,991 --> 00:29:43,058
YOU CAN DO A BRAIN BIOPSY,
784
00:29:43,092 --> 00:29:44,159
BUT ONLY AS A LAST RESORT.
785
00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:52,167
START RUNNING DOWN CUDDY'S LIST
OF DISEASES IT'S NOT.
786
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,243
YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME
FOR MEDICAL REASONS.
787
00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:04,179
YOU'RE STOPPING ME...
788
00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:05,881
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE HOTS
FOR ME.
789
00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:12,054
YOU'RE STILL HERE BECAUSE
YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME.
790
00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,056
EVIDENCED BY THE FACT
791
00:30:14,089 --> 00:30:15,657
THAT I'M THE ONE WHO MOVED
INTO YOUR OFFICE.
792
00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,126
IT'S THE BIGGEST OFFICE.
793
00:30:17,159 --> 00:30:18,127
AND I'M NOT THE ONE
THAT DESTROYED--
794
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,628
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE THAT?
795
00:30:19,661 --> 00:30:22,331
WHY DO YOU TRY SO HARD
TO GET MY ATTENTION?
796
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:25,500
ARE YOU SCREWING WITH ME?
797
00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:29,171
ARE YOU SCREWING WITH ME?
798
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,572
THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR ANSWER.
799
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,612
EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS
IS GOING SOMEWHERE.
800
00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,986
I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO KISS NOW.
801
00:30:44,019 --> 00:30:47,156
WE ALREADY DID THAT.
802
00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:57,599
IT SEEMED LIKE
THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP.
803
00:30:57,632 --> 00:31:00,002
REALLY?
804
00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,639
I'M AN IDIOT
FOR BEING SURPRISED.
805
00:31:07,709 --> 00:31:10,112
CAN YOU LEAVE THESE?
806
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:41,276
I'LL KEEP COMING,
BUT CAN YOU CHANGE
807
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,411
MY APPOINTMENT TIME?
CAN'T.
808
00:31:42,444 --> 00:31:44,646
SCHEDULE'S FULL.
809
00:31:44,679 --> 00:31:46,715
YOU'RE STUCK WITH HER.
810
00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:48,350
MIGHT AS WELL
GET TO KNOW HER.
811
00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:39,668
YOUR HEAD MRI WAS CLEAN.
812
00:32:39,701 --> 00:32:41,170
MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE
CNS LYMPHOMA.
813
00:32:41,203 --> 00:32:42,571
WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?
814
00:32:42,604 --> 00:32:43,772
OTHER TYPES OF BRAIN TUMORS.
815
00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,740
CAN WE STOP
AT THE CAFETERIA?
816
00:32:45,774 --> 00:32:46,741
I CAN HAVE SOMETHING
BROUGHT UP FOR YOU.
817
00:32:46,775 --> 00:32:48,077
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
818
00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:49,244
CHOCOLATE CAKE.
819
00:32:54,549 --> 00:32:55,550
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
820
00:32:55,584 --> 00:32:57,286
WE'RE GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT.
821
00:32:57,319 --> 00:32:58,753
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE
HOPING FOR?
822
00:32:58,787 --> 00:33:02,091
THAT YOU FIND A BRAIN TUMOR?
823
00:33:02,124 --> 00:33:04,193
WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?
824
00:33:04,226 --> 00:33:07,229
YOU WERE SO HARD ON ME
ABOUT LYING.
825
00:33:07,262 --> 00:33:08,830
HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE
SOME OF YOUR OWN ADVICE
826
00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:11,366
AND TELL ME THE TRUTH?
827
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,736
WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?
828
00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:16,805
PRION DISEASE.
829
00:33:16,838 --> 00:33:19,741
AND IF THAT'S WHAT I GOT,
HOW BAD?
830
00:33:19,774 --> 00:33:23,112
THERE ARE A FEW TREATMENTS,
831
00:33:23,145 --> 00:33:26,615
BUT THERE'S NO GUARANTEE.
832
00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:28,183
I'M SORRY.
833
00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:35,390
AND YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE
A PIECE OF CAKE?
834
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,540
(Taub)
UH, WHERE'S CUDDY?
835
00:33:53,442 --> 00:33:54,843
IT'S NOT CNS LYMPHOMA.
836
00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:56,311
I KNOW.
837
00:33:56,345 --> 00:33:57,879
SHE'S GETTING WORSE.
838
00:33:57,912 --> 00:33:59,281
YOU WANT ME TO FIND CUDDY
839
00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:02,217
AND GET HER APPROVAL
FOR THE BRAIN BIOPSY?
840
00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:06,255
WHEN YOU WERE PHILANDERING
WITH IMPUNITY,
841
00:34:06,288 --> 00:34:07,356
HOW DID THAT FEEL?
842
00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:11,326
SUPERFICIALLY, I LOVED IT.
843
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,197
BUT DEEP DOWN, I THINK
I WAS MISERABLE.
844
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:16,631
WHY?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
845
00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:19,701
YOU WEREN'T MISERABLE.
846
00:34:19,734 --> 00:34:24,339
YOU GAVE SOMETHING AWAY
TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP WORK.
847
00:34:24,373 --> 00:34:28,377
YOU RATIONALIZE THAT YOU'RE
GETTING SOMETHING BACK.
848
00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:30,912
OKAY, I'M GONNA GO GET
CUDDY'S APPROVAL
849
00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:32,581
FOR THE BRAIN BIOPSY.
850
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:34,316
LEAVE 'EM THERE.
851
00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:36,185
I'M GONNA DO
THE BIOPSY MYSELF.
852
00:34:39,488 --> 00:34:40,489
CUDDY WANTED US TO ELIMINATE
853
00:34:40,522 --> 00:34:42,157
SEVEN DIFFERENT THINGS.
854
00:34:42,191 --> 00:34:43,792
CUDDY DOESN'T ALWAYS GET
WHAT SHE WANTS.
855
00:34:43,825 --> 00:34:44,859
BAD IDEA TO GET
INTO A POWER PLAY
856
00:34:44,893 --> 00:34:45,860
WITH SOMEBODY WHO HAS
THE POWER.
857
00:34:45,894 --> 00:34:49,231
YOU'RE FIRED.
858
00:34:49,264 --> 00:34:50,732
JUST REINFORCING YOUR POINT.
859
00:34:50,765 --> 00:34:52,567
WHATEVER PERSONAL DRAMA
YOU'RE PLAYING OUT,
860
00:34:52,601 --> 00:34:54,503
YOU'D BE A LOT SMARTER
TO--
861
00:34:56,705 --> 00:35:05,447
THOUGHT YOU SAID
SHE WAS SICK.
862
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,818
SICK PEOPLE DON'T SPONTANEOUSLY
GET BETTER.
863
00:35:09,851 --> 00:35:11,553
YES, THEY DO.
IT'S CALLED AN IMMUNE SYSTEM.
864
00:35:11,586 --> 00:35:15,724
SICK PEOPLE WHO ARE SICK ENOUGH
TO MAKE IT TO ME
865
00:35:15,757 --> 00:35:16,858
DON'T SPONTANEOUSLY GET BETTER.
866
00:35:16,891 --> 00:35:19,261
NOT AS PITHY, BUT YEAH,
867
00:35:19,294 --> 00:35:21,296
TECHNICALLY MORE ACCURATE.
868
00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:22,731
WHAT'S THE LAST THING
YOU GAVE HER?
869
00:35:22,764 --> 00:35:24,599
I TOOK HER FOR AN MRI
LOOKING FOR--
870
00:35:24,633 --> 00:35:27,469
MRI'S DETECT.
THEY DON'T TREAT.
871
00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:28,670
WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER
AFTER THE MRI?
872
00:35:28,703 --> 00:35:29,971
I DIDN'T GIVE HER ANYTHING.
873
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:32,507
SHE GOT DEPRESSED
AT THE LACK OF DIRECTION.
874
00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:33,575
WE WENT TO THE CAFETERIA
875
00:35:33,608 --> 00:35:34,843
FOR SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE.
876
00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:36,645
TOOK HER TO HER ROOM,
HUNG A BANANA BAG,
877
00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:40,249
LET HER REST.
878
00:35:40,282 --> 00:35:41,983
YOU GAVE HER CAKE.
879
00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:43,352
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
I FIGURED--
880
00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:44,919
YOU FIGURED YOU'D LET ME PLAY
881
00:35:44,953 --> 00:35:46,855
20 QUESTIONS
INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING ME.
882
00:35:56,898 --> 00:35:58,567
FEELING CRAPPY AGAIN?
883
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,535
I BROUGHT YOUR CURE.
884
00:36:05,006 --> 00:36:06,174
I'D GIVE YOU AN IV
OF THIS STUFF,
885
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:09,878
BUT THE FROSTING TENDS TO GET
STUCK IN THE LITTLE TUBES.
886
00:36:09,911 --> 00:36:11,446
IS THIS A JOKE?
887
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,481
IT'S NOT A JOKE.
888
00:36:12,514 --> 00:36:13,648
NOT A LIE.
889
00:36:13,682 --> 00:36:15,850
NOT AN ATTEMPT TO DEFRAUD
IN ANY WAY.
890
00:36:15,884 --> 00:36:17,486
IT'S AN ACTUAL
891
00:36:17,519 --> 00:36:20,422
LICENSED PHYSICIAN
WITH AN ACTUAL DIAGNOSIS.
892
00:36:20,455 --> 00:36:24,025
HEREDITARY COPROPORPHYRIA.
893
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,864
YOUR FACE
IS GENETICALLY BLESSED.
894
00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:33,435
YOUR BODY CHEMISTRY
IS SLIGHTLY LESS SO.
895
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,871
DOESN'T MAKE ENOUGH
OF A CERTAIN ENZYME
896
00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,340
THAT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE,
897
00:36:38,373 --> 00:36:39,941
BUT IT'S APPARENTLY IMPORTANT
FOR YOUR LIVER
898
00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:42,010
AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
899
00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:44,045
TREATMENT IS A HIGH CARB DIET
RICH IN SUGAR.
900
00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:45,680
WHEN YOU WERE A PORKER,
901
00:36:45,714 --> 00:36:47,316
YOU WERE SELF-MEDICATING.
902
00:36:47,349 --> 00:36:49,751
SO THIS IS TREATABLE.
903
00:36:49,784 --> 00:36:51,686
WE JUST HAVE TO REVERSE
YOUR GASTRIC BYPASS
904
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,988
AND GET YOU BACK ON A HIGH CARB,
GLUCOSE-ENRICHED DIET.
905
00:36:54,022 --> 00:36:55,890
THE BEST YOU YOU COULD BE
906
00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:58,493
IS A LOT MORE YOU.
907
00:36:58,527 --> 00:36:59,528
OPEN THE HANGAR.
908
00:36:59,561 --> 00:37:02,531
HERE COMES THE PLANE.
909
00:37:02,564 --> 00:37:04,032
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE
YOU CAN TRY?
910
00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:05,534
NO.
911
00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:07,702
THERE'S A DRUG THAT MANAGES
THE SYMPTOMS,
912
00:37:07,736 --> 00:37:08,937
BUT IT'S NOT A CURE.
913
00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:11,673
LET'S TRY THAT.
914
00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,879
YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE
THE SURGERY?
915
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:24,519
UNDERSTAND.
916
00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:26,087
THERE'S NOT MANY PEOPLE
WHO HAVE THE GUTS
917
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,723
TO ADMIT THEY'D RATHER
BE PRETTY THAN HEALTHY.
918
00:37:28,757 --> 00:37:32,060
THE INCOME'S BETTER
AND YOU GET MORE ACTION.
919
00:37:32,093 --> 00:37:35,397
I'LL START YOU ON
YOUR DRUG TREATMENT RIGHT AWAY.
920
00:37:41,035 --> 00:37:42,003
I BOUGHT IT.
921
00:37:42,036 --> 00:37:43,605
I BOUGHT
THAT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT
922
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:44,939
TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES
A LITTLE BETTER.
923
00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,941
YOU'RE SURPRISED
SHE'S SUPERFICIAL?
924
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:48,009
YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON.
925
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,411
THIS IS THE HUMAN CONDITION.
926
00:37:49,444 --> 00:37:50,912
NO, SHE'S A FREAK.
927
00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:51,980
EVERY TIME
YOU PUT SOMEONE UNDER
928
00:37:52,013 --> 00:37:53,047
TO BOB THEIR NOSE,
929
00:37:53,081 --> 00:37:55,450
YOU WERE RISKING
THEIR LIFE.
930
00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:57,018
WHAT?
931
00:37:57,051 --> 00:37:59,554
NO SINGING.
SHE'S BETTER.
932
00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:07,061
NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO LET
MY PATIENT LEAVE HER BED.
933
00:38:07,095 --> 00:38:08,196
SHE HAD A RESPIRATORY ARREST.
934
00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,965
WE CODED HER NEARLY 20 MINUTES,
BUT SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
935
00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:16,871
HOUSE IS AN UNEMOTIONAL CHILD
936
00:38:16,905 --> 00:38:19,007
INCAPABLE OF INTIMACY
OR ROMANCE.
937
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,109
TRUST ME, IT'S DONE.
938
00:38:21,142 --> 00:38:25,514
THIS IS PERFECT.
939
00:38:25,547 --> 00:38:26,948
I LIKE THE DESK.
940
00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:29,584
LOT OF CHARACTER.
941
00:38:29,618 --> 00:38:31,019
THAT'S NOT THE ONE
I ORDERED.
942
00:38:33,755 --> 00:38:35,957
THIS IS MY DESK
FROM MED SCHOOL.
943
00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:38,960
YOU HAVE IT IN STORAGE
OR SOMETHING?
944
00:38:38,993 --> 00:38:40,061
MY MOM DID.
945
00:38:40,094 --> 00:38:42,864
THAT WAS SWEET OF HER
TO DO THAT.
946
00:38:42,897 --> 00:38:44,132
SHE DIDN'T.
947
00:38:44,165 --> 00:38:46,868
MY MOM HAS NO IDEA
I'M REDOING MY OFFICE.
948
00:39:04,686 --> 00:39:07,789
I LIED TO YOU
THE OTHER NIGHT.
949
00:39:07,822 --> 00:39:11,125
THAT WOMAN IN THE WAITING ROOM,
950
00:39:11,159 --> 00:39:14,963
SHE DIDN'T FREAK ME OUT
ABOUT MY FUTURE.
951
00:39:14,996 --> 00:39:18,567
SHE FREAKED ME OUT
ABOUT MY PAST.
952
00:39:20,702 --> 00:39:23,004
YOUR MOTHER.
953
00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:26,140
MUST'VE BEEN HORRIBLE
WATCHING HER DIE.
954
00:39:26,174 --> 00:39:29,744
I WANTED HER TO DIE.
955
00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:35,617
SHE JUST...
956
00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:39,087
YELLED SO MUCH.
957
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,021
AND FOR NO REASON.
958
00:39:40,054 --> 00:39:44,826
JUST SCREAMED AT ME
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS.
959
00:39:44,859 --> 00:39:48,029
MY FATHER TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO ME
THAT HER BRAIN
960
00:39:48,062 --> 00:39:49,130
WAS LITERALLY SHRINKING,
961
00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:52,467
THAT SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
962
00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:57,906
THAT IT WAS THE DISEASE,
BUT I DIDN'T CARE.
963
00:39:57,939 --> 00:39:59,941
I HATED HER.
964
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:09,083
I NEVER SAID GOOD-BYE.
965
00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:13,555
AND SHE DIED WITH ME
HATING HER.
966
00:40:24,165 --> 00:40:27,468
[sighs]
967
00:40:29,938 --> 00:40:31,873
(Taub)
DID CHASE TEST
FOR THE BILIARY TUMOR?
968
00:40:31,906 --> 00:40:34,242
SAID IT WAS NEGATIVE.
969
00:40:34,275 --> 00:40:37,579
SAID SHE WAS STABLE
WHEN HE LEFT HER.
970
00:40:37,612 --> 00:40:39,581
SHOULD'VE FOUND MORE TIME.
WE SHOULD'VE--
971
00:40:39,614 --> 00:40:43,151
HOUSE IS GONNA KILL US.
972
00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:45,854
(House)
SLOWLY.
973
00:40:45,887 --> 00:40:49,658
AND PAINFULLY.
974
00:40:49,691 --> 00:40:52,160
YOU'RE NOT ONLY IDIOTS,
YOU'RE FRAUDS.
975
00:40:52,193 --> 00:40:55,063
FRAUDULENT IDIOTS.
976
00:40:55,096 --> 00:40:57,866
FRAUDULENT IDIOTIC KILLERS,
AS IT TURNS OUT.
977
00:40:57,899 --> 00:40:59,300
HOUSE, THIS WAS REALLY MY--
978
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,869
YOUR FAULT?
YEAH!
979
00:41:00,902 --> 00:41:02,070
FOR PRETENDING TO BE ME
980
00:41:02,103 --> 00:41:03,938
WHEN YOU'RE
NOT EVEN COMPETENT.
981
00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:05,306
AND YOUR FAULT
FOR NOT RATTING HIM OUT
982
00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:08,209
WHILE THE PATIENT
WAS STILL ALIVE.
983
00:41:08,242 --> 00:41:11,179
WHAT SHE HAD
WAS EASILY TREATABLE.
984
00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:15,283
SHE COULD'VE BEEN FINE.
985
00:41:15,316 --> 00:41:17,619
DAMN TREATMENT'S SO SIMPLE.
986
00:41:20,989 --> 00:41:24,759
MIGHT STILL BE POSSIBLE.
987
00:41:24,793 --> 00:41:27,128
HOUSE...
988
00:41:27,161 --> 00:41:28,162
HOUSE, SHE'S CLEARLY DEAD.
989
00:41:30,164 --> 00:41:31,733
[gasps]
990
00:41:31,766 --> 00:41:33,668
[both screaming]
991
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,203
[laughs]
992
00:41:35,236 --> 00:41:36,738
SHE WAS DEAD.
993
00:41:36,771 --> 00:41:37,806
SHE WASN'T DEAD.
994
00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:40,809
SHE WASN'T EVEN SICK,
YOU MORON.
995
00:41:40,842 --> 00:41:42,711
SERIOUSLY,
HOW GOOD WAS SHE?
996
00:41:42,744 --> 00:41:43,812
NO FORMAL TRAINING.
997
00:41:43,845 --> 00:41:45,179
AT LEAST NOT IN ACTING.
998
00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:46,180
DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES?
999
00:41:46,214 --> 00:41:47,048
I THINK WE MAY HAVE
1000
00:41:47,081 --> 00:41:48,950
AN ANAL HYGIENE
VIOLATION THERE.
1001
00:41:48,983 --> 00:41:50,619
SO THE CT.
1002
00:41:50,652 --> 00:41:52,286
THAT WAS FROM A PATIENT
THREE YEARS AGO.
1003
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,888
IT WAS HARD TO FIND.
1004
00:41:53,922 --> 00:41:56,190
BUT THE HAIR AND MAKE-UP,
1005
00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:58,359
GETTING CHASE AND CAMERON
TO PLAY ALONG,
1006
00:41:58,392 --> 00:41:59,694
MUCH EASIER.
1007
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:01,262
WE DESERVED IT.
1008
00:42:01,295 --> 00:42:02,797
I'LL TAKE DOWN
THE WEBSITE.
1009
00:42:02,831 --> 00:42:04,032
TAKE IT DOWN?
1010
00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:05,166
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1011
00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:06,935
IT'S WAY TOO LUCRATIVE
TO SHUT IT DOWN.
1012
00:42:06,968 --> 00:42:10,371
FOR CHASE, FOR ME,
1013
00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:14,175
I EARN 50% FOR LETTING YOU
USE MY NAME.
1014
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,343
CHOP CHOP.
GO TO WORK.
1015
00:42:15,376 --> 00:42:17,178
FIRST DOLLARS
GO TO EXPENSES.
1016
00:42:17,211 --> 00:42:18,880
I BOOKED
OUR LITTLE THESPIAN HERE
1017
00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,248
FOR TWO FULL DAYS.
1018
00:42:20,281 --> 00:42:21,415
THAT'S THREE G'S I OWE HER.
1019
00:42:25,286 --> 00:42:28,890
AND YOU STILL GOT
THREE HOURS LEFT.
1020
00:42:28,923 --> 00:42:30,291
DO I?
1021
00:42:30,324 --> 00:42:33,294
[Harry Nilsson's Coconut]
1022
00:42:33,327 --> 00:42:35,296
* BROTHER BOUGHT A COCONUT
1023
00:42:35,329 --> 00:42:37,331
* HE BOUGHT IT FOR A DIME
1024
00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:38,833
* HIS SISTER HAD ANOTHER ONE
1025
00:42:38,867 --> 00:42:40,268
* SHE PAID IT FOR THE LIME
1026
00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:42,871
* SHE PUT THE LIME
IN THE COCONUT *
1027
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:44,906
* SHE DRANK 'EM BOTH UP
1028
00:42:44,939 --> 00:42:46,641
* SHE PUT THE LIME
IN THE COCONUT *
1029
00:42:46,675 --> 00:42:48,142
* SHE DRANK 'EM BOTH UP
1030
00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:50,278
* SHE PUT THE LIME
IN THE COCONUT *
1031
00:42:50,311 --> 00:42:51,980
* SHE DRANK 'EM BOTH UP
1032
00:42:52,013 --> 00:42:53,782
* SHE PUT THE LIME
IN THE COCONUT *
1033
00:42:53,815 --> 00:42:54,983
* SHE CALLED THE DOCTOR
1034
00:42:55,016 --> 00:42:55,984
* WOKE HIM UP AND SAID
1035
00:42:56,017 --> 00:42:57,218
* DOCTOR
1036
00:42:57,251 --> 00:42:58,920
* AIN'T THERE NOTHING
I CAN TAKE *
1037
00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:00,955
* I SAID DOCTOR... *
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