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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,100 You're glowing today, you know that? 3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,600 Gabrielle got pregnant. 4 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,900 You walked out on me. 5 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:09,000 Yeah. But look how far I got. 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,100 I'm just up the street. 7 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:11,300 Trouble moved in. 8 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:13,600 Being with George made you feel a bit guilty. 9 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,700 Well, I just have to get over it, won't I? 10 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,400 And Bree moved on. 11 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,700 "I know who really killed Melanie Foster. You arrested the wrong man"? 12 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,000 But not everyone... 13 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,500 Call 911 and tell them you got the killer locked up in the basement! 14 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,600 He is not a killer. 15 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:30,600 ...got what they deserved. 16 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:37,100 It is often said that Necessity is the mother of Invention. 17 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:41,300 This is how mothers came to invent play dates, 18 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:45,000 so occasionally they could have a little time for themselves. 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,900 If you need me, I'll be at the salon. 20 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:51,900 But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation. 21 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,200 Mothers like -- 22 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,100 Lynette Scavo, 23 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:58,100 who was no longer able to rest on weekends 24 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:02,800 because her twins no longer received play date invitations 25 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,400 ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy 26 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:10,400 that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly; 27 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:14,800 and they had double-dared Sharon Chasen's boy to ride his bike 28 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,100 blindfolded; 29 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:23,100 and they had encouraged Lisa Seedman's boy to try an exciting new game called 30 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,700 "Toss The Brick". 31 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:30,200 The Scavo twins had become personae non gratae, 32 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:35,200 and Lynette's secret dream of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays 33 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:40,700 was growing dimmer and dimmer. 34 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,300 Until one day -- 35 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:46,000 Hey, hey! Porter, Preston, knock it off! 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Did you hear me? I said, stop it! 37 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,700 Stand up! 38 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,100 Come here! 39 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,800 I'm so sorry. Did my son beat you up? 40 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,200 No, we were beating them up. 41 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,900 Is that true? Did they beat you up? 42 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,000 Nah, it didn't hurt that much. 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,200 Jimmy? PJ? What are you doing? 44 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,000 What have I told you about ganging up on people? 45 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,100 I am so sorry. 46 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,500 I don't -- it's OK. 47 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,000 Believe me, my boys can take care of themselves. 48 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,700 If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills. 49 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,500 No, don't worry. 50 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:19,500 I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves. 51 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:25,300 Really? 52 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,400 What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house 53 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,300 and letting them hang out with mine some time? 54 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:34,100 And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed: 55 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:36,200 time for herself. 56 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:41,200 And play dates for her kids. 57 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,400 I'm sorry, but 58 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,000 my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys. 59 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,500 It was fun! 60 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,300 Play dates she was determined to keep... 61 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,100 Well -- 62 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,200 They look fine to me. 63 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,800 ...at all costs. 64 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,800 Same time next week? 65 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,400 OK. 66 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,800 season 2 episode 7 Color and Light aka I Must Be Dreaming 67 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,900 Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images. 68 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:14,800 Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize. 69 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,700 They remind us of the long journey we've taken; 70 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:22,600 the loved ones who travelled alongside us; 71 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,100 those we lost along the way -- 72 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:30,500 and those waiting for us on the road ahead. 73 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,800 OK -- 74 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,300 How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face? 75 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:38,700 Oh Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram. Let me see it. 76 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,500 Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something. 77 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,700 I don't think so. 78 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,200 Oh come on, that's a picture of your baby! 79 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,500 You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited. 80 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,100 Fine. 81 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,700 "I'm pregnant! Weee!" 82 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,300 Now, come on. 83 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,100 We're supposed to be cheering up Susan. 84 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,100 This is a time of crisis, 85 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:58,400 and I think you need another scoop of mint-chocolate chip. 86 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,100 Thanks. 87 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,800 Susan, why are you so eerily calm? 88 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,400 Mike Delfino just dumped you. 89 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,400 The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now. 90 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,300 Come on, thrush her on out. She's fun to watch. 91 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,600 Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty Zen about the whole thing. 92 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,900 I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses. 93 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:18,400 No. 94 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,800 I came between the man and his son. 95 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,200 That was a huge betrayal. 96 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,800 I can't even blame him for hating me. 97 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,200 But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again. 98 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,000 Exactly. 99 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,000 You're a mother trying to protect her child. It's a natural impulse. 100 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,200 Over the past couple of days, I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror, 101 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,500 and I did not like what I saw. 102 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,800 I'm with you. 103 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,900 Carry on. 104 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:44,200 I just think if I start acting like an adult for once, 105 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:49,200 maybe somewhere down the line, Mike and I at least can be friends. 106 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,100 All right, you're not Zen. 107 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,200 You're numb. 108 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,500 I'm fine! 109 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,000 D'you got any pie? 110 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,900 Not unless we make some. 111 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:05,900 I can wait. 112 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:13,100 So if you need us, we'll be at home, having a quiet evening. 113 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,900 Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite. 114 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,500 Well, don't forget, next week it's our turn. 115 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:20,700 We'll be taking Porter and... 116 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,400 Preston. - ...Preston off your hands all weekend. 117 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,400 Rest assured, we have not forgotten it. 118 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,800 See ya! 119 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,800 Bye! - Don't worry! 120 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,000 Whoa, guys! 121 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy? 122 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,200 They're watching this dumb video they brought. 123 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,300 It's boring. 124 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:43,300 Well, you should be polite and watch it too. They're your guests. 125 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:48,200 Guys! 126 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,300 Hey guys! We got snacks! 127 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:54,500 I'll just reconnect the works. Good to go? 128 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,500 OK, ready? - OK. 129 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,700 Hang on now, just a moment. I'm just getting up. 130 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:00,500 Guys, what is this? 131 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:04,000 A movie. - Mommy and Daddy made it. 132 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,900 Peek, peekaboo... - Wow, what's under there? 133 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,900 Peekaboo... 134 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,200 Peekaboo! 135 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,600 Oh my God! Where's the off button? 136 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,100 It's underneath the panel thing! 137 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,800 It's stuck! Get the remote! - Peekaboo! 138 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,900 What's wrong? 139 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:26,900 I found it! 140 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,800 So can we have the cocoa now? 141 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:40,300 Well, what do you think? 142 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,900 It is glorious. I have to have it. 143 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,100 How much do you deserve Dolce & Gabbana? 144 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,000 Verne... - You never call. You never write. 145 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,700 I know I haven't been in the store lately. 146 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,100 But I've been a little busy, getting my husband out of jail. 147 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,200 That's such a white trash thing to say. 148 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,700 Luckily the judge dropped the hate crime charge. 149 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:59,500 Now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labor thing. 150 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,000 He'll be out in six months. 151 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,500 If he's still in the hoosegow, why do you need a fancy party dress? 152 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:07,300 Because some of my model friends are coming down from New York on Friday. 153 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,700 So I have to look better than ever. 154 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:12,300 I can't have them thinking that I moved to this suburb and I shop at strip malls. 155 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,100 When they see this dress, they will crumple to the floor like the botoxed hags they are. 156 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,100 Good. 157 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,300 You know, it's a little snug. 158 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,600 Yeah, I see that. 159 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,800 I have the same thing in a 0, why not go up a size? 160 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,900 Because I wear 00, you twerp! 161 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,900 Why are you getting snappy? 162 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:28,900 Because you just called me fat! 163 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:33,400 Honey, you're pregnant. Your body's changing. 164 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,900 But I'm only 3 months pregnant! Women don't show at 3 months. 165 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,600 Is that what women do? 166 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,400 Do you want the larger size or not? 167 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,800 I'm just not going to eat for 2 days. 168 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,800 OK, you totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana. 169 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,600 I want an explanation from you! Do you hear me? 170 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,400 Edie, you just better get the hell off my back! 171 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,800 Oh, what are you going to do? I'd like to hear this! Big man! Big dreck! 172 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Back off! Back the hell off! 173 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,100 Hi. 174 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:14,400 OK, so I got the boxes that you left on my porch. 175 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,800 Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back. 176 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,600 Thanks, that's great. 177 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:23,600 'Cause if you'd decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs, I'd have had to come after you with a club. 178 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,700 OK, it's not funny. 179 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:33,700 Actually, I wanted to see if you were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card. 180 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:38,300 I was aware, yeah. 181 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,100 Oh. Well -- 182 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:46,100 When two people split up, normally they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards. 183 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,000 If you don't want it, you can throw it away. 184 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,400 Just please don't give it back to me. It's tacky. 185 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,000 I'm sorry. 186 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,500 That's OK, people make... 187 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,900 mistakes. 188 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:02,000 Anything else? 189 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,900 Look. 190 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,000 Are you sure this is what you want to do? 191 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,900 I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue. You have made that clear. 192 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:14,900 But I sort of thought, down the long corridors of time, maybe you and I could be friends. 193 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,400 And if you keep acting like this -- 194 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,300 Susan, it's over. On every level. 195 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,700 I moved on. You should do the same. 196 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:27,000 Miserable son of a bitch! 197 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 ` 198 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,500 I'll say one thing for us: 199 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:41,500 Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that. 200 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,300 OK, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale. 201 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,300 That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car. 202 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:57,300 Are you ready for your surprise? 203 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,000 Oh! 204 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,300 George, this is just an empty house. Why is this a surprise? 205 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,100 I just bought it. 206 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,600 Oh my God! Congratulations! 207 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,400 Oh George, I didn't even know you were looking! 208 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,800 Hurry, Ceal, they're here! - I'm coming! 209 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,500 Hey, Georgie! 210 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,400 Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother. 211 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,500 George never introduces me to anyone. 212 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,700 So I knew you were special. 213 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:29,100 And this is Ceal, my mother's friend and the real estate agent who sold me the house. 214 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,100 Hi! - Hi. 215 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:36,100 Well, we're going to go in the back, so George can -- you know. 216 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,500 So? 217 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,800 You really like it? 218 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,200 I do. I really do. 219 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:53,200 Good, 'cause I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here. 220 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,300 Bree -- 221 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:04,600 will you marry me? 222 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,300 Huh? 223 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:09,400 I love you. And I think I know how you feel about me. 224 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,200 So why wait? 225 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,100 George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months! 226 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:18,900 Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short. 227 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,900 It's dumb to play it safe. 228 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:25,700 If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight. 229 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:29,500 See, I thought we were going to a yard sale. 230 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,700 Please. 231 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:36,500 Just say the word, and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth. 232 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:41,100 Congratulations, you two! - Mazzel tov! 233 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,400 Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet. 234 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,300 Oh. 235 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:50,300 I told you we should wait. 236 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,000 So -- Bree -- 237 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,100 What do you say? 238 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,800 See, George. 239 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,800 The thing is -- 240 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 241 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,500 OK. 242 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,000 You will? 243 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,400 You'll marry me? 244 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:19,400 OK. 245 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:28,300 Oh, my baby! 246 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,200 Who is it? 247 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,700 Your ex-husband. 248 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,100 Karl -- 249 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,600 What do you want? 250 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,900 Uh, Edie and I just broke up. 251 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,200 Oh. 252 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:55,200 Come on in. 253 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,500 Sorry to come over at such short notice, but I couldn't face going to a motel. 254 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,600 That's OK. 255 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,400 Julie's staying at her friend's tonight. You can sleep in her room. 256 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:08,400 On the sofa is fine, but thanks. 257 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,000 So am I allowed to ask what happened? 258 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,300 You could ask, but I won't tell. 259 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,300 Why not? 260 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,500 'Cause it's embarrassing. 261 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,000 Karl, did you cheat again? 262 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,300 No. 263 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,800 Did she cheat? 264 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,500 No. 265 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,200 You finally saw her without her makeup. 266 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,000 Susan! 267 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,700 I'm sorry. 268 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,800 Are you OK? 269 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,000 Yeah. 270 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,700 Haven't been working for quite a while. This was inevitable. 271 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:39,300 Well, these days anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy. 272 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,100 That's right, I heard you made the plumber angry? 273 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,100 No, I made the plumber furious. 274 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:49,600 That is definitely over. 275 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,000 So there will be no gloating from me. 276 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Here's to no gloating. 277 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,000 Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing. 278 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,600 Last night, I started writing, and -- 279 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,200 well, I think there's a book in there. 280 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:06,900 A book? - Yeah. 281 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,100 Like one of your children's books? 282 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,000 No, this one's for adults. 283 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 About all my failed relationships. 284 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,600 You're not writing about me, are you? 285 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,400 You're like the first 14 chapters. 286 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,800 Are you going to be fair? 287 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,400 I'm going to be honest. 288 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:26,100 I was afraid of that. 289 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,500 It was just awful. 290 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,000 George had a ring. His mother and her friend were there with champagne. 291 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,200 If I had said no, it would have devastated him. 292 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,000 So you agreed to marry him just to be polite? 293 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Well, obviously there is a downside to having good manners. 294 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,200 So, when will you tell him how you really feel? 295 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,400 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 296 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,400 Part of me keeps thinking, maybe I should just do it. 297 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,700 Do it? You mean actually marry him? 298 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,600 I know it sounds rash, but -- 299 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,600 well, there's something comforting about George. 300 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,100 We share the same tastes and interests. 301 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,800 Oh, and best of all: he loves the opera. 302 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,800 The opera? 303 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,400 Yes, we saw Aida last week, and we both cried buckets. 304 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,000 It was fun. 305 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,100 George loves art, poetry and music... 306 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:20,100 It would be nice to be married to someone who looks for beauty in the world, like I do. 307 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,100 I don't know. 308 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:31,300 That's why I'm here. I don't know what to do, Dr Goldfine. 309 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,900 Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George. 310 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:39,100 But you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex. 311 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:44,100 No. 312 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,900 True love is great. 313 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,900 But at this point in my life -- 314 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:55,900 I think I'd rather just go to the opera. 315 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,200 Give me your glass. - Oh, no, wait. 316 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,600 Got to finish off this -- - No, wait. 317 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,700 Four glasses is my limit. 318 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:07,700 If you help me finish off this bottle, I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie. 319 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:14,100 Hit me. 320 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,400 Edie was making the bed 321 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,900 and found a picture I kept under the matress. 322 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,400 A picture I didn't want her to see. 323 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,500 What was it? 324 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,000 It was a picture of you. 325 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,100 Why would you --? 326 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:40,700 Because it's something I like to take a look at, every now and then. 327 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:45,700 Wow! 328 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,800 What the hell was that? 329 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,500 That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time. 330 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,900 Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie. 331 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:04,900 So you're on the rebound from the plumber. No harm, no foul. 332 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,400 Karl. Don't be so weird. 333 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,600 Two old friends suddenly find themselves single. 334 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:15,600 There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be -- 335 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:21,400 a little less lonely. 336 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,600 Thanks so much for taking care of the boys. 337 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,700 I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up. 338 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,300 Leonard and I are going to take them out to the water park. 339 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,800 Yeah, um, before that happens -- 340 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,800 I would we'd be able to take Penny sweet out! She's gotten sooo big! 341 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,600 Peekaboo! 342 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,100 OK, enough of that! 343 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,300 Is there something wrong? 344 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,600 Actually, yes. 345 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,700 We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma, but -- 346 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:57,700 One of your private videos made its way into Jimmy and PJ's bag. 347 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,200 Please tell me the kids didn't see it. 348 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,000 Oh no, don't worry. I caught it. 349 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,900 Right before you took off your bra. 350 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,600 I have to go. 351 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,100 Norma, we just thought you needed to know what happened. 352 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,900 Seriously, we're cool with this, as long as you keep it away from the kids -- 353 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,800 I told Leonard this was going to happen! 354 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,900 Jimmy! PJ! Close the door! Hurry up! 355 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,100 ` 356 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,200 Norma, wait! 357 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,900 We're scheduled for next week! 358 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,300 Norma! 359 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:42,300 The water park! Right? 360 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:55,200 Mum! 361 00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,000 Mum? 362 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Mum, are you up? 363 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,700 Oh my God. 364 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,100 Oh, Julie! 365 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,700 I thought you were going straight to school. 366 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,500 I -- I needed money for lunch. 367 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,900 There's a 20 in my pants. 368 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,400 If you can find them. 369 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,400 Julie -- 370 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,400 Honey -- 371 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,000 OK. There is a good explanation for what happened. 372 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,300 I doubt that. 373 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,500 You probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night. 374 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,100 You slept with him the same night he broke up with her. 375 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,100 I said it was a good explanation, not a great one. 376 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,500 Julie -- 377 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,500 Hey pumpkin. - Don't even finish. 378 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,400 I feel really awful. 379 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,800 Me too. 380 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,300 We should not have done what we did. 381 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:56,300 I know, I know. 382 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,200 But I gotta tell you -- 383 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,500 Last night was the best sex ever. 384 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,900 Was it though? You were fantastic. 385 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,800 Yeah, I'm just trying to keep up with you. 386 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,400 Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden? 387 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:13,100 Because we've been angry at each other for so long. 388 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,200 We finally found the way to channel it. 389 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,900 Maybe. 390 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,400 So what happens next? 391 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,100 Well, I'm going to take a shower. 392 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,200 No, I mean with us. 393 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,400 Us? What do you mean? There is no us. 394 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,200 You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going. 395 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,100 I mean, what happened last night was -- 396 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,200 explosive! 397 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:35,700 Karl! 398 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:39,500 Last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch. That's it. 399 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,500 Suzie-cue. - Karl -- 400 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,900 I want to move on. I don't want to go backwards. I'm sorry. 401 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:50,900 But thank you for the explosion. I really needed it. 402 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000 After 48 hours of crash dieting, Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor. 403 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:07,700 But she was dismayed to discover that she herself had ripened considerably. 404 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,000 Ralph! 405 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,000 I need help getting dressed! Get in here! 406 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,400 Now! 407 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,400 I have to fit in this, so for God's sakes, put some muscle into it! 408 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,300 I'm trying. 409 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,300 It won't zip. 410 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:39,000 Well try harder! 411 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,700 God, how my hands hurt. 412 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,000 I'm sorry, Ms Sol�s, but I can't get you into this dress. It's just too small. 413 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Get me into this dress, and I will pay you $10 more a week! 414 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,400 I think I got it, hold on! - Hold still! 415 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,600 Here we go! 416 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,900 One -- 417 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,100 two -- 418 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,000 three! 419 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Thank God. 420 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,900 We brought you some ice cream. 421 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:22,900 I know how long it's been since you had any. 422 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,900 We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart. 423 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:33,900 First, I want you to talk to me about what happened. 424 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,200 About Melanie. 425 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,900 I don't want to talk about her. 426 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,400 You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this. 427 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,000 But I can't let you out, 428 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,700 until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again. 429 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:51,500 And the first step is for you to show me 430 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,100 that you understand that what you did was wrong. 431 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:59,400 She was a bad person. 432 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,500 She deserved it. 433 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,900 No one deserves to die like that, Caleb. 434 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:11,900 Don't you agree? 435 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:23,000 Very well. 436 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,000 If that's how it's going to be -- 437 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000 this is how it's going to be. 438 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,800 I can't believe we're doing this. 439 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,700 If Leonard and Norma want to cut ties with us, who are we to stop them? 440 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:13,600 They need to know we don't judge them for what they do in the privacy of their own home. 441 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,200 And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself while you're having sex. 442 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,400 Obviously, they were so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us. 443 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,600 Maybe we need to respect that. 444 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,200 I need these play dates. 445 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,400 Tom, we need these play dates. 446 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,000 Right, fine. But you do all the talking. 447 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,600 OK. 448 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,800 Norma -- 449 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,200 Wait! 450 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,100 Let's go. - No! 451 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,700 Hey, Scavos! What are you guys doing here? 452 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:48,300 Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but -- 453 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:51,500 could we talk to you for a minute? - Sure, come on in. 454 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,600 So, um -- 455 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:58,500 we've been trying to contact you, but you weren't returning any of our messages. 456 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,200 And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video. 457 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,600 Home -- movies. 458 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,600 The fact is, we really don't care. 459 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,500 And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart. 460 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,600 We just don't know how they found it. 461 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,400 But you know boys, they get into everything. 462 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,300 But seriously, it's not a big deal. 463 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,400 I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again. 464 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,700 It's the new millennium. 465 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,300 We're hip. 466 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:23,000 What we're saying is, we get it. 467 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,000 You're just having fun. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 468 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,000 I'm just so relieved this all worked out. 469 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,500 At one point, we actually talked about selling the house and moving. 470 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,800 Oh, no! 471 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,600 Thank you for being so open-minded. 472 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,900 Please. We're all adults. It's -- 473 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:47,000 I gotta tell you, the most embarrassing part of that video is how poorly it was shot. 474 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 The production values are caca. 475 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,400 Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional. 476 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,700 What you saw was an example of my earlier work. 477 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:01,200 Since then, I've become much more adept at -- 478 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,300 production. 479 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,800 You know, editing and lighting. 480 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,800 Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies. 481 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:15,100 Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish, and no one gets to see my work. 482 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:19,100 That is a damn shame. 483 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,900 I don't know, what do you think? 484 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:24,300 Should we show them the room? 485 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:29,300 Let's show them the room, huh? 486 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,800 Check out this baby. 487 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,800 3-chip high depth. 1280 by 700 lines of resolution. 488 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,400 Balanced lighting and dark sheets, so you don't get a kick off the pillows. 489 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,300 Took me a while to learn that little trick. 490 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,300 These walls are completely soundproof. 491 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:47,600 You could scream your lungs out in here, and nobody'd hear you. 492 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,300 It's true. 493 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,400 So -- 494 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,300 Anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know. 495 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,100 You guys would love it. 496 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:02,100 Once you get in front of that camera, you feel like a star. 497 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:08,100 Good night. - Good night! 498 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,300 I'm taking no more play dates. 499 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:14,300 Not a one. 500 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,200 Hey. 501 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,100 We'd better hurry. The movie starts in 20 minutes. 502 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,700 There's been a slight change of plans. 503 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,100 My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you, 504 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,000 and I thought, what the heck, could be fun. Do you mind? 505 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,400 No, I guess not. 506 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:34,400 Hey everybody, this is Bree. 507 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,500 And this is my uncle Sid -- 508 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,300 Hi. - Hi. 509 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,000 Rosalee -- - Hello. 510 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,100 Oh, and this is Stan Grazi. He does my mum's taxes. 511 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,900 She's a knockout, George! 512 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:52,100 I guess I owe you an apology. 513 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:56,000 Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mum I was gay. 514 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,800 I'm still going to need some proof. 515 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,600 I guess I'll be getting that in about 9 months, hey, Bree? 516 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,800 What -- what happens in 9 months? 517 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,400 It's just Stan's little joke about when we're going to start our own family. 518 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,800 No, just so you know, Stan, it's going to be a while before we even think about kids. 519 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,000 I want Bree all by myself for a while. 520 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,600 Well, I wouldn't wait too long. After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher. 521 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,600 Am I right, Bree? 522 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,300 If you'll excuse me, I -- 523 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:28,300 I have to go. 524 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,200 Bree! 525 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,400 Bree, where are you going? 526 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home! 527 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400 What's wrong? 528 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,000 George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement. 529 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,600 What? 530 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,300 And I'm not the only one who thinks that. Other people have said the same thing. 531 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,000 What others? Andrew? 532 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,500 No. Dr Goldfine, my therapist. 533 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,200 Your therapist? He doesn't know me. 534 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,400 He knows me. And certainly better than you do. 535 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,600 How can you say that? 536 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,700 Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children. 537 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,100 Really? 538 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,600 Well, I didn't know. 539 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,000 But you should know that. 540 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,000 That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other. 541 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,200 It doesn't matter. I don't need children. 542 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,700 It's not just that, George. 543 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:18,700 Dr Goldfine has other concerns about us being together, and I'm starting to think he's right. 544 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,100 Look -- 545 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:25,100 I'll agree with Dr Goldfine on one thing. 546 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:28,000 We should slow things down. 547 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Really? 548 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,400 Yes. 549 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,400 Just because 2 people are engaged, doesn't mean they have to get married any time soon. 550 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,000 I'll talk to Dr Goldfine about it tomorrow. 551 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Take whatever time you need. 552 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:01,100 How many times am I going to have to ask you to fix this step? 553 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,400 Matthew? 554 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,600 You didn't answer me. 555 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:08,600 Did you leave the door open? 556 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,500 How do you do? 557 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,900 Not good. People are going to start coming home from work soon. 558 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:39,600 OK. We can't panic. 559 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,000 Caleb is scared. 560 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,900 He doesn't know the area. 561 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,000 So he's going to be close by. 562 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Which yards haven't you checked yet? 563 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,400 Bree! I desperately need your help. 564 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,500 Dear, what's wrong? 565 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,000 How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning? 566 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,700 I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden. 567 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,200 Do you really want to know my secret? 568 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,800 Yes! 569 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800 Horse manure. I have it delivered. 570 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:18,800 Susan makes fun of me. But the proof is in the pudding. 571 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,700 Hello. 572 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:39,200 Hey. 573 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,100 Looking for something? 574 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,900 Uh -- 575 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,400 Yeah, actually -- I'm looking for you. 576 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,100 Me? 577 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,000 You're looking for me? 578 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,100 Yeah. 579 00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,000 I've been thinking about you. 580 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,500 That time we met I thought you were really cool. 581 00:31:55,500 --> 00:32:00,500 So you came to ask me out? 582 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:10,700 'Cause I'll say yes. 583 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:17,900 Thank you. 584 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,700 Anything? 585 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,700 That was a waste of time. 586 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:31,600 Pretty much. 587 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,000 Did you hear the big news? 588 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,400 Uh, the big news? 589 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,700 Karl and I are back together. 590 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:38,900 What? 591 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,400 And I know that he stayed at your place last night. 592 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,200 Which leads me to why I'm here. 593 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,400 There's some stuff that I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant. 594 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,900 Edie, uh -- 595 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,500 Whatever it was you said to him -- 596 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,500 really helped. 597 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,700 He showed up with flowers, and he apologized for everything. 598 00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:02,300 So -- 599 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,000 Thank you. 600 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,600 I'm sorry, what? 601 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,500 Well, I'm not going to say it again. It hurt my teeth the first time. 602 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,900 No, Edie -- 603 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:14,400 This is so unexpected on so many levels. I don't know what to say. 604 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,800 Then say nothing. 605 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,600 Oh, and here -- 606 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,300 is the photo of you I found in our bed. 607 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,000 I know he told you about it. 608 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,200 Why are you giving it to me? 609 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,000 Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night. 610 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,600 But it's still important for you to understand that -- 611 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,900 I won. 612 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:38,600 You won? 613 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,400 Yeah. Whatever little hold you had on Karl, is officially over. 614 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:47,400 So you can stop feeling all smug and superiour that he kept that thing. 615 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,100 Believe me, I don't feel superior. 616 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,700 Good. 'Cause you shouldn't. 617 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:55,700 He made his choice. And it's not you. 618 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,900 You're right. 619 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:02,900 He made his choice. 620 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,000 Bree, it's still too easy to breathe, you gotta make it tighter! 621 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,700 Gabby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down. 622 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:21,600 I don't care! Can't have any of these girls thinking that I'm pregnant. 623 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,000 Do you actually think they're going to make fun of you? 624 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,600 Trust me, they're merciless. 625 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,400 But why? I mean, surely they have friends who have children. 626 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,000 When I decided to marry Carlos, I told these girls 627 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,800 I would spend the rest of my days being rich and in love and childless. 628 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,000 And they laughed at me, 629 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,700 and they said I would just end up being another fat hausfrau, 630 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:47,000 living a life that I didn't plan. 631 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,500 I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right. 632 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,900 Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you. 633 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:56,200 Bree, my friends are models. They're never happy for anyone. 634 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,400 Do you ever think you might like it? 635 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,600 What? 636 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,900 Motherhood. 637 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,800 No. 638 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,400 Come on. You don't think you're going to love your own baby? 639 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,800 I'm not saying that I'm not going to grow attached to the little bugger, 640 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,900 I just don't have the motherhood gene. 641 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,200 I wish I did, but I don't. 642 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,200 What? 643 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,500 I'm just smiling because, 644 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,600 I think a few months from now you're going to come to me 645 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,300 and tell me how madly in love you are with your new little baby, 646 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:25,600 and I'm going to have to resist the urge to say, "I told you so". 647 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,500 Maybe. But I doubt it. 648 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:33,500 There you go! All done. 649 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,800 How do I look? 650 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800 Positively glowing! 651 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,800 Bree. 652 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:41,700 I'll get the champagne. 653 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,700 Hi! Helloo! 654 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,000 Oh my God! 655 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000 You're pregnant! 656 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,200 Bree? It's Gabby! 657 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,200 Honey, it's open. Come on in. 658 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,800 Hi. 659 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,400 My -- friends just left, 660 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,600 and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing. 661 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,900 How was your little reunion? 662 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,600 It was, um -- 663 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,600 weird. 664 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,200 Weird? 665 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,300 Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs for 14-year-olds, 666 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,300 Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables, 667 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:31,600 and Yazmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment 668 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,400 that probably causes short-term-memory loss. 669 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:40,400 I just stood there the whole night, trying to remember why we were ever friends. 670 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,700 And I couldn't -- 671 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,600 You know, honey -- 672 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,300 People change. 673 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,200 Yeah, but that's the thing: they haven't changed. 674 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,600 That's who they've always been. 675 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600 I have changed. 676 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,900 And I honestly don't know how. 677 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,600 Well -- 678 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:02,400 Maybe Susan, Lynette and I have had a good influence on you. 679 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,300 I doubt that. 680 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,800 Come on. 681 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,600 When I finish up here, I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that. 682 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,300 All right. 683 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:18,300 But hurry up, because I've been having to pee since the hors d'�uvres. 684 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,900 Are you free to go shopping tomorrow? 685 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:29,500 I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit. 686 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:33,700 Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels. 687 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:37,300 I like the sound of that. 688 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:42,300 Thanks. 689 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,100 Thank you. 690 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:20,100 Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images. 691 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:25,500 Wait. 692 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,600 She needs me to get something for her. I will be right back. 693 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,600 But in truth, they can capture so much more. 694 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:36,600 They can uncover hidden longing 695 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,600 of men who should no longer care. 696 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,400 They can reveal the extraordinary secrets 697 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:51,400 of the most ordinary marriages. 698 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,300 Most amazing of all, 699 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:59,300 cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams. 700 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:05,600 Dreams we didn't even know we had. 701 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,127 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 52266