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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:23,040 What is this thing called love? 2 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:29,040 This funny thing called love? 3 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:35,480 Just who can solve its mystery? 4 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:42,780 Why should it make a fool of me? 5 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:49,890 I saw you there that wonderful day you 6 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:56,550 took my love and threw it away and 7 00:00:56,550 --> 00:01:03,290 so I ask the Lord in heaven above what 8 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:07,030 is this thing called love 9 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,010 Turn around. 10 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:31,050 Close enough. 11 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:32,630 Ride me. 12 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:33,950 Ride me. 13 00:01:36,790 --> 00:01:37,790 Yeah. 14 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,290 Squeeze me. 15 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,190 What? My cock. 16 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:44,530 Squeeze it. 17 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:47,350 No. Not with your hands. 18 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:49,350 Squeeze from inside. 19 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:52,290 Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:54,430 Oh, my God. Don't stop. 21 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,310 Make a fist with it. 22 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,759 Honey, come on. 23 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,760 Please, that cunt. 24 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,260 Did you say cunt? What? 25 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:12,400 Hey. Hey, where'd you go? 26 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,560 I don't care for that word. 27 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:17,580 You don't have to. 28 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,300 It's just a word. It's not an elderly relative. 29 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,100 Come on. 30 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,480 Come back here. 31 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,260 I gotta go. 32 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:29,590 I have a 7 a .m. meeting I haven't prepared for yet. 33 00:02:29,890 --> 00:02:30,890 You're leaving? 34 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:32,930 You're kidding. 35 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:34,410 Oh. 36 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:38,370 You're upset. 37 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:42,830 I don't like my flower being referred to that way. 38 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:44,050 Flower? 39 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,430 Yes. 40 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:46,910 Flower. 41 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,690 Not cunt. 42 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:50,610 It's just a word. 43 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,070 Did I actually offend you? 44 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,110 It was a little... indelicate. 45 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,150 Oh, you mean dirty. 46 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:01,510 Okay, dirty. 47 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:03,070 You like dirty. 48 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,430 Yes, but not filthy. 49 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,410 Can we talk about something else? 50 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:13,830 No. You know, someone once asked Woody Allen if sex was supposed to be dirty, 51 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:15,430 and he said only when it's done properly. 52 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,650 Yeah, you told me that when you tried to do that other thing that I didn't like 53 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,170 last Sunday. We got off. 54 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:23,870 Is that all you care about? 55 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:26,230 No. 56 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:33,190 No, I care about the polar bears and the death of the DVD, and I care about lots 57 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:35,350 of other stuff. What? 58 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:40,090 Michael, where are all these new ideas coming from? These strange ways to have 59 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,590 sex. I'm a modern man. 60 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,870 I get pedicures. 61 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:46,310 Something's changed. 62 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:49,690 You've changed. Sex is different. 63 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,670 It's always the same. What's the point? 64 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:54,110 Michael, are you having an affair? 65 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,440 How could you even ask that? 66 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:16,680 If you are, just tell me, okay? I don't want to be the last to know. 67 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:38,510 An unexpected event will soon bring you fortune. 68 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:40,970 Fate is all bullshit. 69 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:46,230 Things just happen. There's no design unless you're rich or deluded, and I 70 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:47,550 highly recommend both. 71 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:51,550 I've had four great lovers in my life. 72 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,390 Five, if I count myself. 73 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:55,430 Here's the thing. 74 00:04:55,590 --> 00:05:00,450 Two were Oriental. I know they're called Asians now, but Oriental is more 75 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:02,330 mysterious than Asian, don't you think? 76 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,830 As they kind of... 77 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,790 Silk restraints, opium den vibe. 78 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:11,210 Believe me, these two lovers were world -class mysterious. 79 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:14,530 I never knew their names. I never knew what to expect. 80 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,190 Each of them came up with variations. 81 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:23,710 You know, moves, devices, false identities, rope. 82 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,230 Jesus, they were exciting. 83 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:30,490 No surprise there. These people invented gunpowder, for fuck's sake. 84 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,550 God, I love rope. 85 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:12,030 You want me to Google it? No, I want you to Google me. 86 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:14,810 Where do you learn how to eat pussy like that? Online. 87 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:16,530 Yodel University. 88 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,750 Oh, you're amazing. 89 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:21,390 Completely. Okay, I will not talk. I want that cock in my ass. 90 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:40,210 this morning. 91 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,680 I love life. 92 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,700 What's up? 93 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,840 I think Michael's having an affair. 94 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:26,460 Oh, what you should be talking to a private eye, not me. 95 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,880 Oh, you're my sexual Yoda. 96 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:30,840 Oh, sexual problem. 97 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,080 The thrill has gone off. 98 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,440 No, no. 99 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,140 He's insatiable. Oh, really? 100 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,600 What do you have in mind, a sister act? 101 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,540 I was joking, Jaws. 102 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,670 Well... Does he smell different? 103 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:50,430 You can always smell a woman on that page. 104 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:54,770 Lately, he's been doing weird things during sex. 105 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:56,190 Like what? 106 00:07:56,210 --> 00:08:02,330 Last night, he called my flower the C -word. 107 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,470 Your flower. 108 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,050 Are you a botanist? 109 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:11,530 Not himself, Pemi. I think he's getting all of this stuff from another woman. 110 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,090 What if it's... true. 111 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:18,930 Then you either have to kill her or buy her a little gift. 112 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:24,010 Dog, for once in your life, go with the flow. 113 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:25,890 Go with the flow. 114 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:28,210 Yeah, just go with the flow. 115 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:33,870 Thanks, Pimmy. 116 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,150 I gotta go. 117 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,220 Go, go, do your thing. Yep. 118 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,240 Oh, I almost forgot. 119 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,240 It's not a flower. 120 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,580 It's a man -eating tiger. 121 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:58,340 Bye. 122 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,300 Luther. 123 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,140 You serious about the sister act? 124 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,980 Well, nothing's on the table. 125 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,940 Family really is the backbone of society. 126 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:20,700 Must 127 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:27,500 be 128 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,320 Michael. And who are you? 129 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:30,780 I am Isha. 130 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,160 Come in. 131 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:35,820 Where's Liz? 132 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,500 She'll be here. I'm Asha. Hi. 133 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,080 Whoa, what are you doing? 134 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,700 We're preparing it. Don't worry. 135 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,200 We'll guide you. 136 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,240 You've got an answer? 137 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,520 Uh -huh. 138 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:54,860 Welcome. 139 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,560 What's the occasion? 140 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,700 Two months of not hearing anybody. 141 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,420 I thought I was coming over for some coffee. 142 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,800 What's next? 143 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,160 What isn't? 144 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,990 You were right there and... I know. 145 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:41,330 Well, it must have been Isha and Esha. You were overstimulated. 146 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:43,290 Yeah. Yeah. 147 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:45,530 Yeah. Yeah. 148 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:51,910 So, tell me again about the rickshaw twins. 149 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:58,370 They're all oil dots, shimmering in the candle glow, moving ever closer to your 150 00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:01,090 throbbing... Luther, for God's sake, I'm trying to tell you about my problem. 151 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:03,110 Absolutely right. 152 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,750 Mea culpa, mea culpa. 153 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:10,030 Just give me a moment to complete the thought. 154 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:21,430 All done. 155 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:23,830 Now, where were we? 156 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,730 I couldn't get it up with Liz. 157 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,250 It's an aberration. 158 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:28,450 Yeah, but what if it's not? 159 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:29,650 Well, then you're fucked. 160 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:33,390 All right, that's good theory. Is there anything... 161 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,660 Bothering you. 162 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,060 Jocelyn. 163 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,620 I think she may be on to me about Liz. 164 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,180 Question. 165 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,660 How are you doing with Jocelyn? 166 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:51,320 Fine. So the plot thickens in one part of your life, but not the other. 167 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500 Luther, 168 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,140 would you stop? 169 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,780 What do I do? 170 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,260 One word. 171 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,840 The Nubian. 172 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,200 The Nubian? 173 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,720 Desperate times, desperate measures. 174 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,140 Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. You're telling me these two 175 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:21,500 are sliding up and down his person, and nothing? 176 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:23,140 Flat tire. 177 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,720 Well, you know, men are very sensitive creatures. 178 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,560 Weary niggas. 179 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,220 Something upsets us, it goes right to our homepage. 180 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:35,330 See? You women think that you have the market cornered on feelings you do not. 181 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,990 We are equally as vulnerable. 182 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,150 Andrea Bocelli gives me chill. 183 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,110 Puppies make me misty. 184 00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:42,349 Come on. 185 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,830 Give some help here, Preston. 186 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:46,210 What do you do when you're off your game? 187 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,430 I never help my game. All right, two words. 188 00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:50,550 Visual stimulation. 189 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:59,650 Hey, what are you doing? 190 00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:00,910 Just wanted to say hi. 191 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,980 I was going to make something to eat. 192 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,620 You hungry? 193 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,680 What do you have in mind? 194 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,500 See what's there. 195 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,320 That thought. 196 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,300 How's the resolution in three? 197 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,380 High def? 198 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,640 Yeah. 199 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 Who's this? 200 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,640 2001. I'm watching Friends. 201 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,340 In walks Jennifer Aniston, nipples poking the cashmere. 202 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,100 That's all it took. 203 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:57,400 I broke up with my boyfriend, never looked back. 204 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:02,000 Hey, you come your way, I come mine. 205 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,880 Hello. 206 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,880 Hi, I'm... No name. 207 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,460 What the modern world calls us has no place here tonight. 208 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,720 Okay. What are you drinking? 209 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,260 Vodka. Oh, I prefer you not to drink. 210 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:30,180 We need your senses alive and receptive. 211 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,600 May I come in? 212 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,080 Yes. 213 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,320 Thank you. 214 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,840 So, how can I help you? 215 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:47,430 Well, I just can't seem to... Say no. 216 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:48,730 All 217 00:16:48,730 --> 00:17:03,810 you 218 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:06,170 need to know is that I love the Penises. 219 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,310 I love the way they look. 220 00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:10,290 And how they feel. 221 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,170 And now you must let me see. 222 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,450 Oh, my God. 223 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:21,790 It's even more extraordinary than what I thought. 224 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,430 Oh, I love your cock. 225 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:26,210 Well, we go way back. 226 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:27,950 And it's so thick. 227 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:29,410 Might be the light. 228 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,270 Got halogen. No. 229 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,830 I know everything about your cock. 230 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,790 And it loves you. 231 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,270 Feed it for me, please. 232 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,570 My cock loves me. Good. 233 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,470 God didn't like to hear you talk to it. 234 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:45,670 Can you feel that energy? 235 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,790 Can you feel that? 236 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,590 Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. 237 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,660 My cock loves me, my cock loves me, my cock loves me. 238 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080 Breathe, 239 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800 breathe, breathe. 240 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,700 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 241 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,500 Oh, yeah. Come with me. 242 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:45,120 This has never happened to me. 243 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,780 I can't believe this. 244 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:49,940 These things happen. 245 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,720 Will you be okay? 246 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,340 I don't need to be alone. 247 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,840 Hey. The Nubian just called. I am beyond upset. 248 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,180 I'll be okay, Luther. 249 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,460 I'll get over this. 250 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,320 It's not about you. 251 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,980 She's devastated. She's quitting the business. 252 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,540 Because of me? 253 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,060 Couldn't you just fake it? 254 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,500 Michael, minus the newbie, and I am out here without a safety net. Thank you 255 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,500 very much. 256 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:48,840 We need to talk. 257 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,900 We do? 258 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,780 You think I don't know, but I do. 259 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,560 What are we talking about? 260 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:02,820 You. 261 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,280 The affair you're having. The way you're fucking me big time. 262 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600 Josh. 263 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440 I'm sorry. 264 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:17,220 I don't know what to say. Whoever could bring that out in you must be one 265 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:20,340 fucking amazing woman. 266 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,300 And I know exactly who she is. 267 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960 You do? 268 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,550 Me. You. 269 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,510 You are fucking adorable. 270 00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:42,510 Is that a cock candle? 271 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:45,890 Yes, yes it is. 272 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:47,790 Don't tell me. 273 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,310 Luther. 274 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:51,970 Yes. 275 00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,650 Come here and give me the real thing. 276 00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:57,670 I'm gonna fuck you like you've been fucking me. 277 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,830 So, out of the blue, it's back. 278 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,110 Kudos. What else is cooking? 279 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,370 Saul has been cooking. 280 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,550 It's been a nightmare. 281 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:16,610 It's off with Liz, suddenly I'm hard with Jocelyn. I didn't even mention this 282 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:20,530 erection expert Luther sent me, this seven -foot black chick. 283 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,390 Anubian. She can raise the dead. 284 00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:29,310 No. She got me through two really bad divorces. A little thick within a slump. 285 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,570 Well, it didn't work for me. 286 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:31,910 Yeah? 287 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,510 You're going to take that bad. 288 00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:35,490 Come on, let's get a beer. 289 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:45,030 Hey, Pop. 290 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,550 You've had affairs, right? 291 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,650 Huh? Why do you want to know? 292 00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:51,310 Does it ever make you feel guilty? 293 00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:54,250 To the point where it killed your sex life? 294 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,590 Nothing kills my sex life. 295 00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:01,690 You shoot me dead, my cock could just grow a new body and keep on going. 296 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,530 It was a serious question. 297 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:07,230 You probably just got some emotional thing blocking your cock. 298 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:08,830 You know, like girls get. 299 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:09,989 Thank you, Pop. 300 00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,290 I feel much better now. 301 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,150 Came by to get some insight from my father. He tells me I'm a girl. 302 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:16,929 I'm gonna go. 303 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:18,470 No, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. 304 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:23,410 What's that, um... What do they call it in the military? 305 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:29,080 An exit strategy. You got an exit strategy from this affair with the cop? 306 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,560 No. Yeah, there you have it. Have a watch. The reason your telescope works 307 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,180 Jaws and doesn't work with the cop. 308 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,920 You're going to love this. This is the kind of touchy -feely stuff that mental 309 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,960 men like you adore. 310 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,280 Okay. 311 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,660 Was you and Liz. 312 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:49,700 Something important is happening. You're getting to know each other. Something 313 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,700 real. 314 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,020 If you don't have an exit strategy, then it's not an affair. 315 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,880 And if it's not an affair, your cock is in over his head. 316 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,060 So it's running for cover. Like a scalded dog. 317 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,200 You've got to remember, son, your cock is Einstein. 318 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,200 You're just a chalkboard. 319 00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:26,950 Hey. Hey. 320 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:29,550 Hey, counselor. 321 00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:31,350 What's going on? 322 00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:33,470 Abigail told me you were here. 323 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,910 There's something I need to talk to you about. 324 00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:38,390 Yeah? 325 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:42,910 It's bothering me that I couldn't perform with you. 326 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:48,050 It's like if I didn't bowl 300 every time, you'd find another alley or 327 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,050 something. 328 00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:50,930 It's not like that. 329 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:53,150 What is it like? 330 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:54,890 I don't know. 331 00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:56,850 You and me. 332 00:23:57,090 --> 00:23:58,090 So? 333 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:02,590 Why is it just something to slip into when we want to take the top down and 334 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:03,590 us out? 335 00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:05,670 You're not disappointed? 336 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,750 Are you kidding? 337 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:10,590 The way we've been going, I'm surprised it didn't break off. 338 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,510 Maybe it just bought us a little time. 339 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,450 Hey. 340 00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:20,430 What are you so scared of? 341 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:21,810 Same thing you are. 342 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:23,930 Us. 343 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:29,740 Then let's go, uh, go away and we'll just spend time with you and me. 344 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:45,380 Oh, there's your friend. 345 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,020 Ah, 346 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,620 love the way you kiss. 347 00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:57,310 I scored big in the mouth -to -mouth at the academy. 348 00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,670 Did you ever think this was more than just an affair? 349 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:04,850 I always did. 350 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:06,730 What is it? 351 00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:10,970 It's the galaxy far, far away. 352 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,110 Did they have erections there? 353 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:16,030 Oh, big ones. Yep. 354 00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:18,990 So as long as we're being honest. 355 00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:20,590 Yeah? 356 00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:22,870 They're never used. 357 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,110 Falling alley metaphor again. 358 00:25:25,570 --> 00:25:27,330 It just deepens everyone. 359 00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:31,770 Hmm. Okay. 22890