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Spirytus employees
usually handle torture work.

But tonight…

Thank you for choosing me.

They transform into princes.

(The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer)

Hosts?

Yes.

There's a host club
that has given me a lot of intel.

But all the hosts there are sick.

They want us to help them.

We don't have any experience.

- They'll teach you.
- Hosts?

It's a club called NOX.

It's the club I used to work at.

Well, that makes things easier.

Sero, it's been a while!

Hello.

I didn't expect you to be at Spirytus now.

I was surprised, too.

I didn't expect NOX
to be in contact with Spirytus.

It's a secret.

Come to think of it…

I think it's a waste for you guys
to just be torturers.

Manager, wipe your drool.

What do hosts do?

Chat?

Small talk will do, right?

I guess I have no choice.

Looks like

I'll have to be your mentor.

Ser…

Sero?

No.

(Named Serome)
I'm Serome.

(Named Serome)
You have another name?

You should at least know the basics
when dealing with customers.

Just think of me as a cute woman.

Practice on me.

A cute woman?

I can't do this.

No matter how you look at it, it's Sero.

I'm cute, right?

You're so shameless.

Come on, hurry up.

Okay.

Nice to meet you. I'm Mike.

Oh, my, you're so cute.

I'm Hugh.

Oh, my, you're so cute.

Don't you have anything else to say?

Ms. Serome,

what kind of torture tools do you like?

Hey.

What do you think about Article 6,
Section 3 of the Torture Act?

Pick something that's more exciting!

I think this is the most exciting topic.

Gosh, these idiots
only know about torture!

Let's not talk about torture for now.

Let's just focus
on holding a conversation.

Okay.

That's right.
It's a host's job to serve drinks.

Why did you pour such a strong drink?

I thought you would
get drunk faster this way.

What's the point of
getting a customer drunk?

Gosh!

You all failed!

I'll show you how it's done.

You should have done that from the start.

You're so cute, Mike.

You say that to everyone.

That's right.

But you know what?

You're the cutest of them all.

Wow!

Hugh, I heard you're a university student.

Yes.

I love torture,
so I'm studying torture laws.

- Based on the current law…
- That's amazing.

I'm sorry for talking
about something so boring.

It's okay.

I don't know much about difficult things,

but I'm glad that I got to learn

about what you like.

Wow!

Sero is amazing.

Can I have one too?

Sure.

Bad things like this

should be done with a beautiful woman.

(Wow)

You hate it!

Nothing's wrong with it!
It's just a bit cheesy.

Well then, it's time for the club to open.

- Okay.
- Okay!

Just like that…

- The princes were pushed into a corner.
- By the way, don't you think it's amazing?

- They relied on their smarts and novelty.
- Thank you.

- Somehow, they managed to finish the job.
- You did a good job too.

(We're Closed for the Day)

We made a decent amount of money today.

No way.

Why?

Thank you for today! You were a big help!

Thanks to you,

(Bonus)
we did well.

You guys would make good hosts.

Our specialty is
listening to people, after all.

If it's similar, wouldn't it be better
if you worked as hosts?

Feel free to join us anytime.

I think torture is better.

That's all.

It was a dreamlike night for the princes.

Hera?

But it's a shame to end it like this.

Spirytus hosts sound like a good idea.

No, it doesn't.

I'm thirsty.

What is this? I've never seen this before.

I don't know. It was just there.

Is it a gift?

I'll have some too.

It's bitter and sweet.
What kind of drink is this?

What? This piece of paper…

(Tastes Gross)

(I created an interesting new drug.
Use with caution. Izya)

Oh, it's Iz's medicine.

What kind of weird medicine
is it this time?

Hey.

Everyone got smaller!

So cute!

I haven't changed at all!

- So cute!
- Calm down.

(Safety First)

You're so cute!

Shut up. Stop it.

- I'm still an adult on the inside.
- Super adorable!

Why is Sero the only one
who hasn't changed?

Maybe it's because
I've tried this prototype before.

- So I'm immune to it.
- Iz!

I see.

So that's how it is.

You guys too?

Anyway, I bought children's clothes.

Wear whatever you like.

So cute!

What's with this guy?

Sero likes small
and cute creatures, right?

You've become cuter too!

Stop it.

How are we going to work now?

You're right.

- It'll look weird, so let's not.
- Let go of me! Stop it!

- You're right.
- Hey!

Well then, let's work as usual.

The desk is higher now.

This is bad.

You're acting like it doesn't matter.

We can't work anyway. Should we go home?

If that's the case,
why don't we organize the documents?

You guys are great.

After all,

if things suddenly go back to normal
on the way home,

we'll be in trouble.

You're right.

Now that I'm focused, I'm thirsty.

What do you want to drink, Mike?

I'm hungry too.

I'll go buy something.

I want to eat something too.

All right.

Tell me what you want to eat.

I'll buy everything.

You're scaring me.

But children are cute when they're happy.

Are you okay?

Gosh.

This is just what I love to do.

Naughty.

(Pressing hard)
I'm so mad.

Children's fists don't hurt at all.

I'll get you back for this.

We're back to normal!

I'm glad.

I've had enough of his experiments.

You say that,
but you're still going to drink it, right?

What?

Everyone got bigger.

You're the one who got smaller.

Why am I the only one with a time lag?

You're immune, so it might take a while
for the medicine to take effect.

I don't want it to work!

You're even cuter this time.

Oh, no! I got caught!

Good work.

It's just your appearance,

but it's dangerous
to let a child go home alone.

Papa is so kind!

Sero?

Are you Sero?

Amazing!

Hurry up and eat.

Okay.

(Back to normal)

I think it's quite nice being your kid.

Can I stay here?

Hurry up and go home.

(The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer)

(The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer)

Come to think of it,

when Shiu is teaching us,

we usually split into these pairs.

How does Shiu usually teach?

He's very precise and easy to understand.

What about Sero?

It's the same.

Sero is good at teaching too.

Is that so?

That makes me a little curious.

Oh, in that case…

Because of that,

why don't we switch up the usual pairings?

That sounds fun.

It doesn't matter to me.

Over here,

you have to do a thump.

Thump?

Then you have to do a snap.

Snap?

Do you know how to count breaths?

Just roughly…

The heart rate, pupil size,

and the angle of the neck are important.

Keep track of those
when you threaten them.

Okay.

(Theoretical Type, Intuitive Type)
It's hard to understand.

(Theoretical Type, Intuitive Type)
It's hard to teach.

Sero!

I found this while organizing the shelves.

This brings back memories.

Is this an old photo of you and Shiu?

That's right.

Your hairstyle now…

looks just like Shiu's old hairstyle.

Like this.

That's right.

If I touch my bangs while I'm working,

I'll get blood on my face.

So it was for convenience.

I thought you copied him
out of admiration.

Mike, do you want the same hairstyle?

No, I don't.

You have blood on your face again.

That's strange. I didn't notice.

You can't fix that habit.

Maybe I'll just get
the same hairstyle as you.

That way, my bangs won't get in the way.

That's disgusting.

That's so mean.

I wonder which reason it was.

Good morning!

Shiu!

Your hair looks so cute today.

Those brats…

You forgot your recorder.

Okay.

Papa, I'll tie your hair up.

Okay. It's done.

Thank you.

That was fast and nicely done.
You seem to do it often.

Do you like it?

I like things like this.

Drying my hair or braiding it.

If that's the case,

women must be attracted to you.

I feel bad for them.

Come on, don't make me sound
like a playboy.

It's Fon.

I'll go say hello.

Fon.

This is of good quality.

Of course.

I've prepared the finest products.

After all, the market is
full of low-quality products lately.

But since I know you well, I'll trust you.

Thank you very much.

This is what I saw.

Fon really is a scary person.

I see.

Did you just realize that?

Little Mi, Little Chi, I'm back!

I bought some good cat food.

Eat up.

Shiu.

What should we have for dinner tonight?

What should we have?

Sero,

are you staying the night?

Yes, I have some late-night work to do.

Then can you let us join you?

Why?

I know everything.

You two eat delicious late-night snacks
in secret sometimes, don't you?

Did you think no one would notice?

(The aroma of delicious food)
There's a lingering aroma in the pantry.

I have a keen sense of smell!

I just cook sometimes.

I want to eat it!

Hugh, you want to eat it too, right?

Yes, I do.

Most of the time,
we eat out or get store-bought food.

I want to try your cooking today.

What should we do, Shiu?

It's not a bad idea
to let them experience working at night.

Well then, first…

Let's go grocery shopping.

Okay!

(24-Hour Service)

What are we making?

Ramen and fried rice.

You can look forward to it.

Shiu's cooking is delicious.

(Today's Special Offer)
There are four of us today.

Let's get more ingredients.

Yes!

Do you know how to cook?

I usually order takeout.

I eat my mom's cooking.

What about you, Sero?

I eat out a lot too,

but sometimes I watch videos
or cook recipes.

That's amazing.

Usually,

I only cook when I see something
and think it will be delicious

or when I'm asked to.

When I want a home-cooked meal,

I'll go to my parents' house.

- Or I'll go to Shiu's house for food.
- I want to eat an omelet made with dashi.

Are you a stray dog?

Go buy some eggs.

You've already cut up so many ingredients!

That's amazing.

I can do it too.

Don't try to compete.

Cooking seems difficult.

It's easy.

Why don't you try it too?

- Okay.
- Okay.

It's amazing
that you can cut it like this.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

We're almost done,
so you two can sit down and wait.

Okay.

We're useless, aren't we?

Shiu, are you so good at cooking

because of Reu and Nero?

No.

A long time ago,

there were a few people
who always ate junk food.

I often cooked for them.

That's why you made so many dishes.

(Cooking Sake)
That's why you made so many dishes.

There are also people like you
who beg for food.

Thank you so much.

It smells so good.

You're still here.

The negotiations for a troublesome case
took a long time.

I'm hungry.

Do you want to eat with us?

Can I?

Yes.

Thank you so much.

I'll boil some more noodles.

Don't just stand there.
Set the table, idiot.

Why did you call me an idiot?

Let's go get it.

Well then!

Let's eat!

It's delicious.

It's just like a restaurant's cooking.

It's my favorite flavor!

Shiu, the ramen is delicious!

You idiot! I made the ramen!

You jerk!

But it's really good.

You're so honest.

Hurry up and eat it!

It's delicious as always.

The three of us
used to eat together all the time.

You're right.

I want to eat this every day.

It's delicious.

I never imagined
it would become this lively.

What are you doing?

You're right.

(Let's Create a Happy and Cheerful Office.
Stop Workplace Bullying.)

- Thank you for the food.
- Thank you for the food.

I'm so full.

We have to work later,
so don't eat yourself into a food coma…

Oh, my.

These kids are such a handful.

They sure are.

(The Next Day)
I'm sorry I fell asleep yesterday.

You were sleeping so soundly.

I'm sorry.

I guess we can't
leave the night shift to you yet.

You guys need to pull yourselves together.

We're really useless.

In order to work at night,

we need to do better.

So that we can eat at Spirytus again!

So that's why.