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These days, with him,
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I don't even want to talk anymore.
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As for me,
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Li Mei,
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I'll just keep enduring like this.
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Until I'm completely worn out,
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and it's all over.
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Sister-in-law, snap out of it!
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You should go to him,
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go to Bro Ming!
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He's a Miracle Doctor from Zhongnan Mountain.
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There's nothing he can't do.
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Helping you have a child?
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That's child's play for him.
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Little brother,
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are you really willing to help me
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get pregnant?
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Sis... Sister-in-law,
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you're overthinking this.
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You got it all wrong.
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I meant the Miracle Doctor,
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his Golden needles,
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his Internal energy.
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Let him treat Brother Wang.
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Once he's cured,
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won't your future happiness be guaranteed?
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Him?
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A Miracle Doctor?
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Just a green kid.
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More like a charlatan, if you ask me.
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Sister-in-law, just give it a try.
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What if it actually works?
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Once Lao Wang is cured,
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won't you get to hold those chubby babies,
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as many as you want?
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What?
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You really think I'm that kind of woman?
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Trying to flirt with Sister-in-law?
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Not afraid Lao Wang will break your legs?
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No, that's not it.
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Um...
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This...
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What is it?
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The Pericardium Meridian of Hand-Jueyin
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Qi is stagnant at the Tianchi point
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Conception Vessel cold deficiency at Guanyuan
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Three days before your period,
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your lower abdomen feels icy cold,
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and the pain is like a twisting knife.
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Am I right?
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You...
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How could you know that?
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Even Lao Wang doesn't know this.
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By the Midnight-Noon Ebb-Flow theory,
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the Kidney Meridian governs at the You hour.
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At that time, deep within your lower back,
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it aches like ten thousand ants gnawing,
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the pain piercing the bone marrow.
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Am I right?
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Incredible!
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Truly incredible!
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Bro Ming,
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even my deadly evening backaches,
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you nailed it perfectly.
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The exact spot, not off by a hair.
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Even Lao Wang never knew about this.
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Taiyin, Shaoyin, Jueyin,
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where the three Yin meet, qi and blood clot,
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hard as solid stone.
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Within the womb,
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ten years of cold-induced blood stasis
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have formed an icy cavern.
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All vitality has been cut off.
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Sister-in-law,
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if you let me use needles to break it tonight,
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the problem will be resolved.
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There's...
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There's something!
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I'm so hot!
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Something's surging inside my belly,
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like...
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like fire.
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Tell me, are you convinced now?
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I'm convinced.
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I'm truly convinced.
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When Bro Ming makes his move,
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divine needles unsheathed,
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calm and composed,
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shouldn't you treat us to a good meal?
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Young man,
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Stick them in!
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Stick them wherever you want!
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Needle the hell out of me!
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As long as it works,
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I'm telling you,
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Sister-in-law will grill 10 kidney skewers.
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No,
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twenty skewers!
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How about that?
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Sister-in-law,
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the kidneys won't be necessary.
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How about finding a quiet place
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for me to give you acupuncture and massage?
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Let's go, let's go!
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Right now!
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Sis,
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I'll use Golden needles on your Baihui,
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Shenting,
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and Yintang points,
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to force your mind to wake up.
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It will be very painful.
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Don't hold the pain in.
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Baihui opens Yang and clears the mind.
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Sis,
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What do we do about Second Miss?
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Why is her pulse so chaotic?
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Xiaoqi,
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Go make the call, quick!
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Hurry!
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Okay.
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Sis!
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Hello?
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Sis, don't scare me, sis!
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Sister-in-law,
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Your cold-induced blood stasis is severe.
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Full-body acupuncture is needed.
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If anything seems inappropriate during the process,
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please don't overthink it.
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A doctor sees no gender.
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Sister-in-law trusts you.
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A hundred percent.
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Don't worry.
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Sister-in-law has been around the block.
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I've seen it all.
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As long as you can cure me,
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don't feel any pressure.
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Right, Bro Ming.
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Sister-in-law is so cool about it.
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I'll be your assistant.
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I'll hand you the needles.
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And wipe Sister-in-law's sweat.
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No.
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Let me help you.
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I can even hold Sister-in-law down.
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Get out,
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and shut the door behind you.
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Oh, right, Bro Ming.
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I'll wait right outside.
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If you need anything, be sure to call me.
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You have to call me!
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Forget it.
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I'd better check on Bro Ming.
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What if he needs my help?
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Sister-in-law,
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Face away from me and remove your clothes.
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Then lie face-down on the bed.
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Okay.
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Sister-in-law, please turn over.
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It's time for acupuncture on the front.
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This...
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Wow, that works too?
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You've been needling me blindfolded?
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How can you do that?
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If you miss the points,
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it could be fatal!
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This is truly miraculous.
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I'm completely impressed.
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But, little brother,
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why don't you take off the blindfold?
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Seeing where you place the needles
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it would put Sister-in-law's mind at ease.
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No need, Sister-in-law.
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Let's continue.
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You really are an upright young man.
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However,
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if you really can't hit the points,
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feel for Sister-in-law's acupoints to needle,
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that would be fine too.
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Sister-in-law trusts you, you know.
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The master is not here.
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Come back tomorrow.
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Miss Huizi can't wait until tomorrow.
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I know President Su was disrespectful before,
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but right now, a life is at stake!
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Don't you have his contact info?
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You could at least give him a call.
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I don't have the master's private contact.
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Even if I did,
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the master has his own reasons for what he does.
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Since Miss Su doesn't trust the master,
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why come begging him now?
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You're so certain the master will save her?
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I'm a martial artist.
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This feeling cannot be wrong.
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Facing the master,
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it's like I see towering mountains and deep seas.
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I feel as small as a speck of dust.
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This pressure is overwhelming.
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Is that so?
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You feel small as you don't understand him.
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Once you truly know him,
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you'll realize
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that feeling small right now
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is just a drop in the ocean.
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You'll truly understand
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what it truly means to gaze up at the stars,
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and feel ashamed of your insignificance.
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For someone as proud as you to say such things,
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just how powerful is he?
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A true dragon will one day soar across the sky.
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It hides in the deep only to shake the world.
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Once he rides the clouds and rises,
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overnight, the whole world will know his name.
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Then may I wait for him here?
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No matter how late it gets.
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Suit yourself.
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Help yourself to some tea.
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Little brother, you're amazing!
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I feel completely refreshed all over.
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Like a ten-year burden has been lifted.
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My whole body feels nice and warm.
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I've never felt so energized.
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My infertility problem,
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has it been cured?
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Sister-in-law.
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Though the cold stagnation is cleared,
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but your waist and abdomen strain is severe.
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I'll massage you to get the blood flowing.
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So qi and blood flow smoothly during pregnancy.
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Both mother and child will be safe,
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and you'll suffer less.
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I'll have to trouble you then.
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Sister-in-law,
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no need to undress for the massage.
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Just lie face-down here.
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What's so interesting? Let me see.
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Sleeping with my wife?!
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