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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,244 Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. 2 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:55,116 I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Hollywood 3 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,748 just moments away from crowning our season champion. 4 00:00:58,158 --> 00:01:01,355 Now, we've just seen the last dances from our first two finalists. 5 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,654 Reality television star, Whitney Port. 6 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,468 And Miami Heat basketball star, Dwyane Wade. 7 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,941 Which brings us to our last, but certainly not least, finalist of the night. 8 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:25,777 Everyone's favorite tough love trainer from the weight-loss show, Lose it and Weep. 9 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,316 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna throw up. 10 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,912 - We got this. We got this, okay? - You're right. We can do this. 11 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:32,184 - Just one more dance. One more dance. - We know how to do this. 12 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,284 Jules Baxter and her partner, Evan Webber! 13 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,478 Alex, quick, come see this! 14 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:29,941 What are you watching? 15 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:31,415 Celebrity Dance Factor. 16 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,213 - No. - It's the finals! 17 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,947 Even I need a cold shower after that one. 18 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:38,479 Let's turn to our esteemed panel ofjudges. Tyce? Let's hear your score. 19 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,223 Five stars! 20 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,888 Okay. Cheryl Cole? 21 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,599 You know what, if I had six stars, I'd give you the six. 22 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,795 But I've only got five, so you can have those. 23 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,968 - Jules is taking it. - No. I think D-Wade has it. 24 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,338 - What? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 25 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:59,242 And Taboo of The Black Eyed Peas, let's have your thoughts. 26 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,803 It wasrt for me, so I gave you a three. 27 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,545 - Dude. She's totally doing him. - No way. 28 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,676 Don't question the sage insights of Star Buzz. 29 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,051 We've tallied the judges' scores and added them to our viewers' votes. 30 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:13,749 And let me tell you, this is the closest result we have ever recorded. 31 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,928 May I have the envelope, please? 32 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:17,753 Thank you. 33 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:25,638 And the winner of Celebrity Dance Factor, Season 15 is... 34 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,508 I can't... 35 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,915 Jules Baxter and Evan Webber! 36 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,817 Jules? Are you okay? 37 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:12,942 I'm sorry. So sorry. 38 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,981 Let's hope she's not pregnant, folks. 39 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:20,650 Fireworks! 40 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:35,598 Book signing. Milk It! the book! 41 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,905 Pictures of breasts inside! 42 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,745 Welcome, everyone, to The Breast Choice. 43 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:44,681 I'm Wendy Cooper, wearing two hats today as store owner 44 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,878 and author of my very first childrers book Milk It! 45 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,547 Yay! 46 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,018 So let's get started. 47 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,526 Hi. 48 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,990 "Goats do it. 49 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,464 "Cows do it. 50 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,464 "Kitties do it. 51 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,701 "Even dolphins in the sea do it. 52 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:12,706 "When your mommy uses her breasts to feed a baby 53 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:15,506 "she is feeding her baby the..." 54 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:16,843 Tits! 55 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,110 Gary! 56 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,816 Okay, okay. Sorry. I got it. I got it. 57 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,618 - Hey, kid! - All right! 58 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,420 - They're called breasts. - Thank you all for coming. 59 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:30,154 It was just lovely. And hug your mommies for breast-feeding you. 60 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,823 - Thank you. - Bye. Thank you. See you. 61 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,493 - Hey! Great job, hon! - Did you get that kid? 62 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,796 No. He was too fast. 63 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,870 But I said some choice words. They were very choice. 64 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,702 Punk. Next time, get him. 65 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:45,039 Okay. I will. But what's important right now? 66 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,740 That I just had my first reading. 67 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,806 Yeah! Yeah, you did! You did great. 68 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,215 - I gotta get back, okay? - What? No! Gar! 69 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,777 - Lil Wayne is waiting. - Can't some other dentist do it? 70 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,948 Squeaks, it's my first grill! 71 00:05:58,558 --> 00:05:59,957 - Right? Yeah. - All right. 72 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,755 - It's a big deal. - I was gonna take you to lunch, but okay. 73 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,388 Next time, all right? Congratulations! Great job! 74 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,394 - Gar! - Yeah? 75 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,731 Two minutes. 76 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,136 - I gotta go. - Honey! 77 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,507 - Honey, I got to go, I got... - Honey! 78 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,571 - Janice! - Yeah. 79 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,048 I'm taking Gary in the back. 80 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,790 Look, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. 81 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,555 And I get it, you're naked, you're vulnerable but this is a safe place, you know. 82 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,325 No need to resort to cheap theatrics. 83 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:43,400 We're better than that, right? We're artists. 84 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,596 So, let's just keep it dignified. 85 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,975 Look, kid. 86 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:55,207 If you don't smile, your mom doesn't buy any prints and I don't get paid. 87 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,643 So, suck it up. 88 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,447 All right, baby. You like it when I'm bossy? 89 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,518 Okay! Okay. 90 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:08,518 Work the feet. Show me those gums! That's it, baby! 91 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,324 Holly, these are amazing. 92 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,528 Well, I can give you 20% off on prints if you order today. 93 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:22,506 - Oh, my God! I am so sorry. - Okay! 94 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,211 That's okay. It happens. 95 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,338 You know the last guy who threw up on me? 96 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,473 You know what I did? I married him. 97 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,611 You're so good with kids. You should have one of your own. 98 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,313 Yeah. That's kind of the plan. 99 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,822 Well, don't wait too long. You don't wanna miss your window. 100 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:38,982 Right. 101 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:42,494 Yeah! Let's get you cleaned up. Yeah. 102 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,390 What do you got? 103 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,524 Some wine, cheese and crackers, your favorites. 104 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,124 That's a real treat. 105 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,596 So what's the movie anyway? 106 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,400 Dirty Dancing. 107 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,203 All right! That's a good one. Yeah. 108 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,139 What are you... 109 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,637 I would like to propose a toast. 110 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,741 Okay. But you haven't had a drink in two years. 111 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,609 I just... 112 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,848 I think we should take a break from trying. 113 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,184 And just be us for a while. 114 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,257 All right. I'll drink to that. Sure. 115 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,355 To us. 116 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:20,058 And if that doesn't work we'll do three rounds of IVF. 117 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,631 And if that doesn't work, 118 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,000 we'll just adopt, which will be great, 119 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,972 because I have no fears, genetic or otherwise. 120 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,302 To us. 121 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,409 To not snuffing out the flame. 122 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:34,639 - Okay. - Okay. 123 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,915 What are you doing? Oh, my God! Are you gonna go for it? 124 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,348 You're going for it. You did it. 125 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,822 You just... You crushed it. You crushed a glass of wine. 126 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,390 Oh, my God, I'm wasted. 127 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,225 Yeah, I bet you are! 128 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:54,194 It's so good. Why have I wasted two years not drinking this? 129 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,794 Oh, my God! The Big Pig is here. 130 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,733 - I didn't even get a tweet! - All right, people. 131 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:01,238 It's swine time, let's go! What do you want, bud? 132 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:04,708 Yeah, give me two carnitas tacos and a jalapeno fritter. 133 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,768 Good man. You have your cardiologist on speed dial, right? 134 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,505 Right? You do, right? Hey, girls. 135 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,383 How are you? Best meal on wheels right here. 136 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,885 Tell that to my cheese and bacon panini. Total foodgasm. 137 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,688 Bacon? 138 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:19,488 Have a good night. 139 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,018 Bacon. 140 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:26,358 You know what? I'm also gonna get the Georgia Dog Special. 141 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,533 - Yo, chef. Where're you going? - Two seconds. 142 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,398 I added to my order. Do you think he heard it? 143 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,664 I can't do anything with gloves on. 144 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:34,428 What can I get you guys? 145 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,000 All right, excellent choice. 146 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:39,134 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 147 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,143 There's a line if you want to order. 148 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:45,047 The only thing I'm ordering is for you to stop serving bacon, okay? Pig's our turf. 149 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,984 Oh, my God! Your turf? 150 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,650 - Yeah. - Is this West Side Story? 151 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:51,712 Are we gonna rumble at midnight? 152 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,351 You know what, maybe I got a whole gang of back-up dancers 153 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,019 - just ready to go, okay? - Wow! 154 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,119 You're the cheese truck, so stick to cheese. 155 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,256 - Can I order now? - No! Just give me one second, please. 156 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,697 That's funny, 'cause I noticed that those jalapeno fritters you guys are serving... 157 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,863 Are awesome, right? They're my invention. I made them. 158 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,497 They have ricotta cheese in them. 159 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,439 Come on! That's like a little bit of cheese. 160 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,170 That's nothing compared to the bacon crutch 161 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,768 you're propping these sandwiches up on. 162 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,406 They're paninis, they're grilled peach and blue cheese paninis, 163 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:17,949 with a dash of bacon. 164 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,746 Also awesome. Also my invention. 165 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:24,887 All right, you wanna go? Let's go. Your special against my special. 166 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,549 Whoever sells the most tonight, wins. 167 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,225 - Fine. - Fine. 168 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,319 All right, if I win, you have to have a drink with me. 169 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,320 And if you win, you may have 170 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,626 - three drinks with me. - That's cute. 171 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,191 So you can stand me up again? No thank you. 172 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:40,466 That was five years ago. But that's sweet you still remember that. 173 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,905 I'm impressed, Rosie. 174 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,067 I'll see you in the field, all right? 175 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,043 - It doesn't keep me up nights. - Sure. 176 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,477 Who's that? 177 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,480 This guy from high school. Total player. 178 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,042 I'd play with that. 179 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,984 Don't be gross. Don't be that girl. 180 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,789 You're not still hungry, are you? 181 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,920 I don't know. It depends on what you got left in your picnic basket. 182 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,193 Dr. Cooper. We're in a public place. 183 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,962 I know. It's all so unscheduled. 184 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,093 I win. 185 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,198 What did you think was gonna happen? 186 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:48,400 Well, I asked you to prom first, all right. And then you said, "Maybe" 187 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,873 - so I decided to ask someone else. - No, I didn't... 188 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,706 Yes, you did. So I asked someone else. Then you said, "Yes." 189 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,874 So I tried to take you both. What's so wrong with that? 190 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,509 - I'm not saying it worked. - Fine. 191 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,844 I blocked out most of high school anyway. 192 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,786 Hey. Where'd you get this guy? 193 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,447 I fought a grill and the grill won. 194 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:07,992 Why'd you fight the grill? It always wins. 195 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,324 - "Chef hands." Occupational hazard. - Yeah, guys love it, though. 196 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,293 - Do they? - Guys love burned hands. 197 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,661 Yeah? Check this out. Okay. 198 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,133 First time breaking down a pig when I was 16. 199 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,169 - Five stitches. Five. Yeah. - Five? 200 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,205 - That is adorable! - I wasrt asking your opinion, that's okay. 201 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,035 - That is adorable! - All right, I wasrt asking your opinion. 202 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,804 Look. A deli slicer nearly took my whole thumb off. 203 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,573 All right. Second-degree burn. Making caramels. 204 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,213 - Your own fault. - Yeah, I know. 205 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,874 Home-made is the best, though. 206 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,283 - So good for you for trying. - Never again. Never again. 207 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,014 - Julienning shallots. - Julienning shallots? 208 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,580 'Cause Julianne, ex-girlfriend, right there, she got me. 209 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,853 - Julianne. I see what you did there. - I know. 210 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,020 - That's good. - Yeah? It was good, right? I saved it for you. 211 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,030 Whoever she was, you probably deserved it. 212 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,800 What? You are so mean. Are you always this mean? 213 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,301 - Always. - Is that your gift? 214 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,032 Always? 215 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:58,935 Okay. 216 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,003 Okay, Trouble. I'm gonna go. 217 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,111 - You're gonna go? - I'm gonna go. 218 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,251 - It's been super real. - Where do you think you're going? 219 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:11,153 - It's been great catching up with you... - Yes! 220 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,924 Formal handshake. Good to see you. 221 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,653 Maybe I'll see you on the truck line 222 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,785 - again sometime, right? - Yeah. 223 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,256 Yeah, Rosie Brennan. 224 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,456 - Your hands are on my waist. - They are on your waist, aren't they? 225 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,762 How did they find themselves there? I don't know. 226 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,235 This is really awkward, isn't it? 227 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,271 Well, if you don't stop me, I'm just gonna kiss you. 228 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,272 Is that gonna be okay? 229 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,589 This is me getting in my car. 230 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,058 This is you waving goodbye. 231 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,530 My zipper's stuck. 232 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,037 Is that our alarm? 233 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,163 What? 234 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,834 - Yeah. Definitely. - No, I think our car's that way. 235 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,308 No, it's this way. 236 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,759 Water feels so good. 237 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,160 Good, baby. 238 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,390 Do you want some tea? 239 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,861 No. 240 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,028 Are you sure you're not freaking out? 241 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:33,936 Seriously, I mean, just say so. I can handle it. 242 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,538 Freak out's a little strong. 243 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,873 I really thought I had a bum fallopian tube. 244 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,044 - I just don't wanna force it. - Hey, Crazy. 245 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,680 I wanted to be with you before you were pregnant. 246 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,014 This just speeds things up a little. 247 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,311 - A lot. - So? 248 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,180 We're old enough. We love each other. 249 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,256 What's to figure out? 250 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:58,023 Apart from what are you gonna do about your show? 251 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,429 Well, we start filming in three weeks 252 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:03,059 and I'll be finished before I have to deliver. 253 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:08,531 So, basically, I am going to be helping people get thin while I get fat. 254 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,338 What are you doing? 255 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,000 Yeah! 256 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,677 - Shit! My tattoo! - So what? 257 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,554 You're not gonna be the only mom out there with that Spring Break dolphin. Trust me. 258 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:25,181 But those other moms aren't getting judged like me. 259 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,119 Good call, Holly. "I'll never get tired of a dolphin." 260 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,688 I'm not tired of it. I smile every time I see it. 261 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,698 Oh, God! Stop! 262 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,462 Let's do it. 263 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:40,903 - Let's see. - Okay. 264 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,775 No, no, no! 265 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:44,866 What? No! 266 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,610 - Even our wedding photo? - I'm not taking any chances. 267 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,904 Okay? 268 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,541 Be normal. 269 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,889 And you're planning on bringing the baby home here? 270 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,116 - Yeah, we're... - No. 271 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,751 No, this is just a rental. 272 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,091 We're buying a house, a really nice house. 273 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:08,429 A big yard, one story, no pool or sharp edges of any kind. 274 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,264 Yeah, we're moving into a padded cell. 275 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,897 And why did you choose Ethiopia? 276 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,138 Honestly, we would have been happy adopting from anywhere. 277 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,771 We were on a waiting list for Guatemala, but then they closed their adoptions. 278 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:25,112 So we started researching Ethiopia and we just... 279 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,942 We just really fell in love with the culture. 280 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,618 Plus, all the white babies were taken. 281 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,690 You're a comedian? 282 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,183 - No. He's not. - No. 283 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,089 - He's not even funny. At all. - Yeah. 284 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,759 What he does is, he actually picks songs for commercials for an ad agency. 285 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,062 - Great health insurance. - Yeah. 286 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,539 They're working on a big ad for Delta Air Lines... 287 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,099 Well, we're bidding on it. It's not a done deal yet. 288 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,570 And how's the photography business? 289 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,206 Well, I'm still waiting for the Guggeneim to start collecting my work. 290 00:16:57,282 --> 00:17:00,012 But until then, I'm shooting at the Aquarium. 291 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,144 And, you know, it pays the bills. 292 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,124 "All the white babies were taken"? 293 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,658 What? 294 00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:09,885 Cookie? 295 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:10,986 No, thank you. 296 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,223 So you think we're looking at a year? 297 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:17,757 Well, every case has its own timeline. You just have to be patient. 298 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,297 But on average, yes, a year. Maybe more. 299 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,937 More? 300 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:27,571 I could work with that, right? Yeah, that sounds good. 301 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,176 So does that mean you like us? 302 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,974 I don't see any red flags. 303 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,349 But you need to baby-proof if you're going to stay here. 304 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:37,987 Yeah. Of course. 305 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,516 Do you have a wedding photo? 306 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,889 The Ethiopian authorities really like to see that in the packet. 307 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,825 - No. - Yeah, we do. 308 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,091 - Of course we do. Yeah, we do. - No, we don't. We lost it. 309 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,293 - Yeah. We do. Where is it? - No! No! No! 310 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,437 I think it's right here. 311 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,736 Vegas. It was a costume wedding. 312 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,201 I was Prince, Holly was a showgirl. 313 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,237 He loves Purple Rain. 314 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,681 You know what, why don't we just say it got burned in a fire? 315 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,249 Good one. 316 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,810 - Here. - Thank you. 317 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:14,121 Wendy, can I go on my 15-minute Facebook break? 318 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,519 Wendy? 319 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,526 Wendy? 320 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,622 Are you dead? 321 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,495 Hey. 322 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:27,061 Man, I was dreaming that I had a kangaroo pouch. 323 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,938 That sounds awesome. 324 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,434 It was like a purse. I could hide my snacks in it. 325 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,910 You're like a human-kanga hybrid. 326 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,441 I like to rub my breasts, too. 327 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,386 Gary! Gar Bear! 328 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:53,123 Gar! Gary! Gar Bear! Gar! 329 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,458 - Wendy! - We're pregnant! 330 00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,670 I'm with child! We're pregnant! 331 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,433 - Oh, my God! - We did it! 332 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:07,034 My balls work! My balls work! Oh, my God! 333 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,313 Keep it in your lane, people. 334 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,178 I did it! I did it! 335 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,151 - We did it! We're gonna have a baby! - We made a baby! 336 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,625 Shit! 337 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,456 Rosie, hurry up! I need my lucky bra for my interview. 338 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,126 Ro! 339 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,830 Two seconds, that's all I wanted. 340 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,028 What's her deal? I thought she finally got laid. 341 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,128 I don't know. 342 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,532 I love these hardwood floors! 343 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,641 This is it, baby. It's so perfect. This is the one. 344 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,209 Are you insane? We're not buying, we're just looking. 345 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,843 You want the house or the baby? 346 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,317 I want the house for the baby. 347 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,616 We can't afford it. 348 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,814 - Hi. - Hi. 349 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,488 Hi. 350 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,287 Look, this is it. This is the one we have to get. 351 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,523 We're just looking. 352 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,301 - Stop worrying. - Okay, okay. 353 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,565 It's just, he gives me a hard time when I'm late, you know. 354 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,633 Don't let him get into your head. 355 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:13,041 Yeah. Okay. You're right. He can't ruin this. Not today. 356 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,510 No. 357 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,240 So, Dad. 358 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,146 Wendy and I have a little announcement to make. 359 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,445 - We're pregnant! - We're pregnant! 360 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,318 Oh, my God! 361 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:29,885 Isn't that great? 362 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,726 - So are we! - What? 363 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,266 You're... What, are you... Are you kidding? 364 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:38,995 Yeah, hell's bells. I guess it's congratulations to all of us. 365 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,072 Holy... I had no idea that you guys were even trying. 366 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,672 - We werert! - No. 367 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,871 Now, look, son, there's no blanks in this pistol. 368 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,345 Boom! 369 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,242 You guys, you've been trying for quite a while. 370 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,149 What two, three months? Something like that? 371 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,978 Two years. 372 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,856 Not everything's a race, Dad. 373 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,116 - Gar. - No. 374 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,683 - Yeah. Right? - No. Not everything. 375 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,087 Only things where you can come in first. 376 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,261 - Okay. - Come on. 377 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:10,199 Gary, let's celebrate. Let's go to Margaritaville. 378 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,203 - I don't wanna go to Margaritaville. - Come on. 379 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,704 I don't wanna go to Margaritaville. 380 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,405 Everybody wants to go to Margaritaville. 381 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,135 - I don't wanna go. - Come on! 382 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,840 I'm gonna break out the Don Julio "Blank-o." 383 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:26,506 "Blanco," Dad. "Blanco." That's how you pronounce it. 384 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,109 And it's 11:00 a.m., kind of early for shots. 385 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,013 - It's 5:00 somewhere. - True. 386 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,384 - Don't be a pussy. - You know what? 387 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,857 Margaritaville is abierto for business. 388 00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:40,523 Wendy, I just have to say, I am just so happy to have a baby expert in the family. 389 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,862 Are you feeling anything yet? 390 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,958 Joy. 391 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,697 - Yeah. - Some exhaustion. 392 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,202 A little nausea. Some heartburn. And my boobs are killing me. 393 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,573 Plus, I have to pee every five minutes. 394 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:56,307 But it's just proof that a miracle is happening inside of me. 395 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:57,973 So I'm so happy. 396 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,550 It is a miracle, isn't it? 397 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,349 I mean, I thought I'd have to give up my Pilates, and my running 398 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,952 - and tennis and my strip-aerobics. - Sure. 399 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,586 And kickboxing, just all my activities. 400 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,926 But it just turns out I have all this extra energy. 401 00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:15,199 - You know? You know? - Oh, yeah. 402 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,734 Plus, 403 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,635 I'm like crazy-horny. 404 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,132 - Okay. Okay. - I mean, 405 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:26,506 if I even get a whiff of Ramsey, it's like I just have to pounce, you know? 406 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,170 And I gotta give this old boy credit. 407 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:32,512 He's still got that race car engine that can go the distance. 408 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,743 - Hormones. What're you gonna do? - Yeah. Yeah. 409 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,789 I don't know. Maybe not talk about it at brunch? 410 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,983 - Yep, that's what I'd do. - That's what I'd do, too. 411 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,719 We're on the same page on that one. 412 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,658 Honey, I know you can't have any 413 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,663 - so I'm gonna do one for you and the baby. - The baby! 414 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:48,058 Sweet. 415 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:52,459 - Here's to the Coopers. - Yeah, you know what, what the hell. 416 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,164 Yeah. 417 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,936 Well, that was delicious. 418 00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,772 Honey, I didn't make any of it. You know Ramsey don't want me cooking. 419 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,470 - Your mom and I... - Not my mom. 420 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,309 We sure wish y'all could stay longer. 421 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,113 Yeah. That's the thing. It's such a bummer, 422 00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,880 but the missus and little Mini Cooper and I, 423 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,148 we have an appointment. 424 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,985 - Yes, at... - Walmart. 425 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,524 - For paint. - Yeah. And mulch. 426 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:17,653 Well, you know what they say. Money isn't everything, 427 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,959 but sure keeps you connected to your kids. 428 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,764 - So how much you need? - Dad, I don't need any money. 429 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,300 - I don't need any money. - Come on. How much you need? 430 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,461 No, I don't need anything at all. Thank you so much. 431 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,697 - Man pats. - Man pats, that's great. 432 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,240 Come here, baby, give your mama a kiss. 433 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,467 - What? - Okay... 434 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,134 - Baby. - Okay. 435 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,804 My baby boy. I'm so proud of you. You've grown up so fast. 436 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,871 Okay, Gary. Gar. 437 00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,347 - What? Yeah. - Okay. 438 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:41,577 - Awesome. This was so much... - All right. We'll see y'all later. 439 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,621 Yeah, great, this was a thing, you know? 440 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:45,553 - Congratulations! - Yeah, congrats. 441 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,320 - Come back soon! - Don't ever kiss her again. 442 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,456 Well... 443 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:55,359 Okay. Are you sure you took the test right? 444 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,796 You pee on a stick. It's idiot-proof. 445 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:02,169 No, I know. It's just, you know, one time. 446 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,264 Yeah. 447 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,109 So what do you want to do? 448 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,449 I don't know. 449 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,551 What do you want to do? 450 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,411 Look, I don't know. 451 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:21,721 I just found out, okay? You're the girl. Don't you get to decide? 452 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,693 Great, great. So then it's all on me? 453 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,753 No. No, I didn't mean... 454 00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:30,462 Shit. Should we get married? 455 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:34,162 "Shit. Should we get married?" Yeah. 456 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,237 No, it's just, when you put it like that, that's... 457 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,436 I'm sorry, Rosie. I'm just trying to do the right thing here. 458 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,309 - I didn't mean to... - Then don't ask the wrong questions. 459 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,443 - Just forget that I said anything. - No. 460 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:49,885 Just forget it 'cause I'll figure it out. Whatever it is, it's not your problem. 461 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,182 - Rosie! - It's fine. 462 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:52,780 I have to get back to the truck anyway. 463 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,335 There he is! 464 00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:08,164 Perfect. Okay, guys, look right here. 465 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,230 Big smile. 466 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,538 Aristotle! Good smile! 467 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,747 Okay, beautiful. You can pick up your prints at the kiosk at the front. 468 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,577 All right, everyone. Aristotle needs his down time. 469 00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:22,514 Okay, can we all wave bye-bye? 470 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:24,286 Bye! 471 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,090 Thank you, nice friend. 472 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,123 So, how's Alex? Is he excited? 473 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,058 Yeah! Yeah! He's... 474 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:33,757 No. Actually, he's... I don't know. 475 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:36,062 I don't know. Maybe he's just not ready. 476 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,125 - They're never ready. - Yeah. 477 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,262 Dude's group. 478 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,669 - What? - Dude's group. 479 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,298 It's like Fight Club, 480 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,707 only there's no fighting, everybody has babies, 481 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,802 they don't talk about what they do there. 482 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,870 I don't know what they do there and I don't need to know. 483 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:52,883 All I know is that Craig started going when I was pregnant with Henri 484 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:55,010 - and he's losing his shit. - Yeah. 485 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:58,783 Now, he loves being a dad and he never misses a Saturday. 486 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:01,758 You want Alex ready? Send him to the dudes. 487 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,453 Your blood pressure is low and you are in good health. 488 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:08,397 - And Dad's gonna keep you that way, right? - Right. 489 00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,366 - Look at these pamphlets. - Thank you. 490 00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,528 That's all we need to know. Let's not go crazy with the research. 491 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,765 I love research. It soothes me. 492 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:18,070 Well then, you'll love the wall. I'll see you both in a month. 493 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:19,837 Wow! 494 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,742 - Look at the wall! - No, no, no, no. 495 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:24,008 I don't want to know about everything that can go wrong. 496 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,515 Oh, my God! Look at this. 497 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,347 Okay, there's breast-feeding, we have to know about this. 498 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:29,712 Cord-blood-banking, this is very important these days. 499 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,985 You need to learn the Bradley Method. And... What? 500 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:35,253 "Circumcision: Yes or No?" 501 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,488 Of course. How is that even a question? 502 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,588 Actually, a lot of couples are choosing not to circumcise these days. 503 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,590 - Interesting. - Who said that? 504 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:45,101 The expert, honey. So clearly, there's a question. 505 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:48,571 - That's why it says "Yes or No?" - My answer is "Yes." Yes! Yes! 506 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,834 - My answer is, "I need to read about it." - No more... 507 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:52,839 See you tomorrow, okay? 508 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,313 I'm not gonna forget it. 509 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:08,288 Can I get a "I can do it"? You can do it! 510 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,057 - I can do it! - Who are you doing it for? 511 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,961 Oh, my God. Damn, this show gives me the munchies. 512 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,294 This is the beginning of the rest of your life! 513 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,062 I so wanna do that slide-y thing. 514 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,898 I feel so bad, but it's hilarious. 515 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:22,337 - No, no, this is just so funny. - I hope they're having fun. 516 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:26,970 - Hi. - Hi. 517 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:28,774 Marco, this is Courtney and Molly. 518 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,608 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - And vice-versa. 519 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:35,312 I thought you said "Cute Marco." Not "Hot Marco." 520 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,418 Well done, Rosie. 521 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,150 - Well done. - You said I was cute? 522 00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,657 - Ignore them. - Yeah, we did. 523 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:42,657 So, you're going, right? 524 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,592 No, I'm not. I've already got friends. 525 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,529 - But these guys all have babies. - Yeah. That sounds terrible. 526 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:51,027 Craig goes. You like Craig. 527 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:54,003 I tolerate Craig at a barbecue. Not as a forced play date. 528 00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:01,508 - Lf you go, just once... - Holly, I am trying to work here, okay? 529 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:05,407 - Oh, my God! - I'll give you one right here, right now. 530 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:07,717 Really? 531 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,481 - Right here, right now? - Yes. 532 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,327 Hey, Craig. 533 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:33,700 Alex, Vic. Vic, Alex. 534 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:35,734 Welcome to Happy Hour. 535 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:37,399 Let's walk. 536 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:44,310 I sense your fear, Alex. It's cool. 537 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:45,876 You're still on the other side. 538 00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:47,846 Stay on that side, Alex. 539 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:49,614 This is the side where happiness goes to die. 540 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:51,245 Don't mind Craig. He's had a bad week. 541 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:55,589 Kara just took a three-day business trip and little Henry there just got sick. 542 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,585 - Here you go, big boy. Walk it off. - Thanks. 543 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:02,394 By the way, when we're around Kara, it's still "Henri." "Henry's" on the DL. 544 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:04,695 - Henri. - You got that, Alex? 545 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:06,760 It's very important. That's the first rule. 546 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,237 - Don't talk about what we walk about. - Rule #1. 547 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,399 Got it. 548 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,672 See, Alex, women pretty much control the baby universe. And why not? 549 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,942 They carried the damn things, pushed them outta their vaginas. 550 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,779 I never used to use that word for that part of the body but, trust me, 551 00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:22,250 once a baby comes out of it, it's a vagina. 552 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,614 - Yeah! - It changes. 553 00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:26,623 Here, we're free. No one's looking over your shoulder. 554 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,387 If you put the diaper on backwards or forget to heat the bottle up, 555 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:30,960 you go with it. 556 00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:33,656 If you wanna ditch those carrot sticks and feed your kid McNuggets 557 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:34,993 - you go for it. - Who cares? 558 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,192 And if your wife named your kid "Henri" 559 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:39,327 and you wanna ignore that silent-H bullshit... 560 00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,964 - Bullshit! ...you're in a safe place. What's up, Henry! 561 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,337 - Good to know. - Henri. What is he, a mime? 562 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:46,574 Where does "Henri" come from anyway? 563 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:48,874 - Cirque du Soleil. - So dumb. 564 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,612 It looks like you've got your hands full there. 565 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,878 Yeah, I got four under five. 566 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:58,220 One more, we can run a full court. Two more and I got pallbearers. 567 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:02,892 I got Evander here. Venus and Jeter are my twins, and my main man Jordan. 568 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:07,822 Sure, twice a year, I think about the price of college and cry in my car for a half hour. 569 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:10,697 But then I punch myself in the dick and get over it. 570 00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:13,328 - I can go for four more. - Really? 571 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,632 Come on, Jordan. Keep up. 572 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,473 Craig, do you have some sunscreen? 573 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,375 Relax. Sunburn is full of vitamin D. 574 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:23,072 - Guys! It's Davis! - Totally! 575 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,305 - D-Bone! - Hey, big guy! 576 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,576 Fellas. 577 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:27,811 What's up, bro? 578 00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:31,180 Offspring. New guy. 579 00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:32,280 What's up, man? 580 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:33,915 - Everybody good? - Yeah, man. 581 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,825 So, D-Biscuit, haven't seen you hanging around. Where you been? 582 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,762 - Costa Rica, bro. - Central America, classic. 583 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:40,855 I had to do some work. 584 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,024 - Really? - Working it. 585 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:45,000 - "Work!" - This lucky bastard's a surf photographer, 586 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,866 - travels all over. - Sweet. 587 00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:49,102 What? 588 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:53,109 Costa Rica. 589 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,972 The mountains of Costa Rica. 590 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,642 Whoa! Whoa! 591 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,012 That's classified. 592 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,452 Gotta watch it, Davis. That one looks like a wife. 593 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:05,580 She got "wife eyes." 594 00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:08,323 "Girlfriend tits," but definitely "wife eyes." 595 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:10,588 I've got to get better pictures on my phone. 596 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,027 Your phone ain't the problem, bro. 597 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,656 Come on. You guys are the ones living the real dream. 598 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:16,723 I will Freaky Friday with you anytime. 599 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,766 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Patel, what's the Camaro situation? 600 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,237 - You ready to sell that bad boy or what? - Never. 601 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,433 - Never? - Yeah. 602 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,305 Ask him when was the last time he drove it. 603 00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:26,809 Plus, you can't even get a car seat in that thing. 604 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:29,843 Patel's wife wants him to trade in his '69 Camaro. 605 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,240 We have bets on how long he can last. 606 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,809 Gabriel, I understand you've embraced the minivan, and that's your journey, 607 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:39,516 but I don't want to drive a vagina on wheels. 608 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:42,624 My vagina seats seven, comfortably. 609 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,093 I've been in it a million times. 610 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,858 Plus, Patel test drove a minivan last week anyway. 611 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,398 - What? - So? 612 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,826 That doesn't mean anything! 613 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,233 I look at houses with Holly, but we're not buying one. 614 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,163 - Bro, bro, bro. - What? 615 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,868 When your wife says you're just test driving minivans, 616 00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,205 you're buying a minivan. 617 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,336 And when she says you're just looking at houses, 618 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:03,971 - you're buying a house. - No, I'm not. 619 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:05,606 - Oh, yes, you are. - I'm not buying a house. 620 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:06,877 Check your receipts. 621 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:08,680 Welcome to escrow, bitch. 622 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,021 No, thank you. Have the Breast Day! 623 00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:15,056 Janice! Janice! 624 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,117 - You're not gonna believe this. - What? 625 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:19,857 You are looking at one of the keynote speakers 626 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:22,399 at the next regional ABC Kids Expo. 627 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:25,334 - Shut up! No! - Yes! 628 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,131 You're living your wisdom! 629 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:28,297 I know! 630 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,568 - She's speaking at the Expo! - I'm speaking at the Expo! 631 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:35,642 At the Expo, about the breast pump And the lactation 632 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:44,845 Sorry, I just... Sorry. 633 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,317 No more cell phones. Landlines only from here on out. 634 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:51,624 I am protecting my miracle. 635 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,357 Actually, that was my cell phone. 636 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:08,609 Hey, guys. I'm sorry. Can I just borrow Alex for two secs? 637 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:09,976 - What? - This is it! 638 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,310 - Already? - Yes! 639 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:12,940 It's supposed to be a year. Or more! 640 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:16,085 You got lucky. I'm sending his pictures now. 641 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:18,520 His name is Kaleb, he's six weeks old. 642 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:22,852 We don't have any family medical history and probably never will 643 00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:26,021 so you two will need to consider whether that'll be an issue for you. 644 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:27,597 - Well... - It's not! 645 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,796 - Okay. It's not. - It's not. 646 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,100 Great, I'll leave you to it. 647 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:44,180 Oh, my God! Alex, look at him! He's gorgeous! 648 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,107 Can you feel it? 649 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,747 We're gonna be a family. 650 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,415 Oh, yeah. Real soon. 651 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,458 - Here, let's take a picture by the sign. - All right. 652 00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:00,392 Okay, make sure you get the sign and the house. 653 00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:01,762 And us. 654 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,537 It's a boy. 655 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,973 - Wow! - Honey! 656 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:14,704 I just peed myself a little. 657 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:20,477 A girl. 658 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:22,678 - Yes! - A mini-me! 659 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:29,054 - We want it to be a surprise. - It's okay. We don't have to say. 660 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,221 Evan, I'm pregnant. That's surprise enough. We wanna know. 661 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,456 It's a boy. 662 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:37,262 A boy! That's so cute! I love boys! 663 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:40,029 It looks like it's a little early to tell. 664 00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:43,573 That's okay. 665 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:47,410 She looks good. 666 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,671 - It's a boy, Dad. - Well... 667 00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:53,849 He kinda looks like the Loch Ness Monster to me, 668 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,579 but I'll take your word for it. 669 00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:57,313 He's beautiful, y'all. 670 00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:59,447 - Thank you. - Now I will see your baby, 671 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,526 and raise you one more. 672 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,196 Twins! 673 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:10,865 Twins. 674 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,300 - Oh, my goodness! So great! - God. 675 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,539 Can you believe it? Two! 676 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:17,005 Two número unos. 677 00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:19,937 - And you got the 4-D ultrasound video. - Yeah. 678 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,844 Don't you kinda wish you'd done it now? I offered to pay for it. 679 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,807 So, who wants dessert? 680 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:27,373 I do! Park it here. 681 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:30,479 - I don't know if you take it right off... - What? Maybe you don't. 682 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,887 - Take it easy. - Wow! 683 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:36,693 Two! Two número unos! 684 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:38,626 Holy shit! 685 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:41,828 - What? - Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop! 686 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:42,923 All right, turn to the side. 687 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,759 Flash me the belly. I want to see it. Come on. 688 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:48,503 I know. I'm finally starting to show. 689 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,772 - I'm gonna take one every week. - Nice. 690 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:52,206 - Watch you two grow. - That's a good one. 691 00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:53,641 That's a good one, huh? 692 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,578 Little peanut. 693 00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:59,014 I'm really glad you're here. 694 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:01,017 - Yeah? - Yeah. 695 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:03,212 Where else would I be? 696 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:19,433 Marco? Wake up. 697 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,665 I'm bleeding. 698 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:56,940 Reminding, rewinding Removing, regretting 699 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,135 Forgetting 700 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:10,317 Your smiles at the wake and Your tears at the wedding 701 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,221 Forgetting 702 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:19,055 Forgetting 703 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:24,201 Forgetting 704 00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:28,263 Forgetting 705 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,404 Forgetting 706 00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:37,841 Forgetting 707 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,750 Forgetting 708 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:20,784 It's my fault. I wished it. 709 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,827 Don't say that. It's not your fault. Okay? 710 00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:28,256 I never even felt it kick. 711 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:36,495 Congratulations. You're off the hook. 712 00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,872 Rosie, don't say that. Come on. Hey! 713 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,068 Hey! 714 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,245 Rosie, hey! 715 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:50,515 We're not a couple. 716 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,751 We've never even been on a real date, you know. 717 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,960 I think we can do ourselves a favor and stop pretending. 718 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,689 Rosie! Hey, it's me! 719 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,329 Tequila shots! Don't judge. 720 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,593 Shit, Ro. You okay? 721 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,797 - Yeah, I want to get inside. - Come on. 722 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,013 Fighting fit. 723 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,849 All right, that's perfect. Let's see the bump. That's great. 724 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,155 - Turn to your right. - Can we hurry this up? 725 00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:32,354 He's pushing on my bladder. 726 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,954 Great. All right. We got it. 727 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:35,328 Okay, but did you get my rack? 728 00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:37,765 Because I am gonna need evidence that I had these. 729 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,166 - We've got proof. - You got it? Okay. 730 00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:40,430 Yeah. That's great. Thanks, Jules. 731 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:42,404 - Jules, that was great. - Thank you. 732 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,498 We are so excited to have you as our Spring cover mom. 733 00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:45,599 Me, too. 734 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,710 Listen, can we just try to keep it positive? 735 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,143 You know, there's a lot of articles out there 736 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:52,114 that make women over 35 who are pregnant feel like crap. 737 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:53,680 - Right. - And I just don't want... 738 00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:56,549 - No, it's gonna be so... - Sorry, I've got to take this. 739 00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:00,250 Hey, you. Did you watch it? 740 00:41:00,357 --> 00:41:03,417 That circumcision video you sent me? Give me a little heads up next time. 741 00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:05,324 I was eating lunch. Now I'm scarred for life. 742 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:09,422 Yeah, gross! Nobody needs to see how the sausage gets made, Jules! 743 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,201 I'm not gonna let somebody hurt my baby like that. 744 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:14,533 Jules, trust me. He's not even gonna remember it. 745 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,935 It's not even medically necessary. 746 00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:20,272 And besides, it actually makes the penis less sensitive. 747 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:23,507 That's why you do it. Give the kid some endurance, a fighting chance. 748 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:26,276 He's perfect as he is. I don't get the point. What is it? 749 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:28,684 Because I'm Jewish? 750 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:33,086 Half Jewish. Christmas tree Jewish, that's what you said. 751 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,557 But my penis is full Jew. This is my jurisdiction. 752 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:38,026 Okay, so I have no say in what happens to my son? 753 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:42,762 Besides, if you had your foreskin, maybe I would like you a little bit more. 754 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:43,925 How much more? 755 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,764 A tip more. 756 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:50,998 Look, I would feel shafted if we didn't do it. 757 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,009 Can we discuss this weirdness later? I'm working. 758 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:54,806 Okay. 759 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:55,971 I love you. Bye. 760 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:57,240 Love you, too. 761 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,015 Well, if it's any consolation, I like an uncut guy. 762 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:04,646 Yeah, I once banged my way straight across Eastern Europe. 763 00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:06,417 It was fun. 764 00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:09,726 I don't know, man. Out of the blue, I got this call and suddenly... 765 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,192 - Jordan! ...we got this baby. 766 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,923 - That's right, you got a baby. - It's not good. 767 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,625 They said it was gonna be at least a year or more, all right? 768 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,828 And that's the one thing you can count on with adoption, right? Time. 769 00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:24,299 I need that time to save, to get ready. 770 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,865 There's no such thing as ready. 771 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:28,503 You just jump on a moving train and try not to die. 772 00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,244 - Great. - What's up, man? You terrified? 773 00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:33,044 Because you should be. 774 00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:35,585 Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get to the hospital room. 775 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,714 And she's gonna be laying there with her legs splayed wide open. 776 00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:41,948 My woman gave birth doggie-style. 777 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,456 They can do that, you know. 778 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:48,464 And then out is gonna slide a little miracle. 779 00:42:48,532 --> 00:42:52,628 Half you, half her, your DNA all mixed together in one magical baby cocktail. 780 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,295 The best day of your life. 781 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:56,202 That's sweet, but Alex here is adopting. 782 00:42:57,441 --> 00:42:59,341 Yeah, do it that way. No fuss, no muss. 783 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,002 Come on, Jordan! 784 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,442 - What if he hates me? - He will. 785 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,383 I mean, what if he tries to kill me in my sleep when he's 15? 786 00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:10,249 Well, then I guess you're not a very good father. 787 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:12,288 That's normal. That's like every Greek tragedy. 788 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:13,482 - Yeah. - Come on, guys. 789 00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:15,354 I'm serious, okay? I need help. 790 00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:16,584 Dude, you're gonna be fine. 791 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,924 You've just got to get over your fear of babies. They can smell fear. 792 00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:20,827 Like bears or wives. 793 00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:22,695 You need some practice. Here, hold Henry for a second. 794 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:23,994 - No, no, no, no, no! - Do not do that. 795 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,093 - Do not touch his baby! - Shut up! 796 00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:28,195 That kid is a grenade, and he will go off. 797 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,536 You know what, start with Evander here. She never cries. 798 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:31,766 No, I'm cool, thank you. 799 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:34,208 She fell off the changing table last week, didn't make a sound. 800 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,740 You dropped your kid off a changing table? 801 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,006 How was that even possible? 802 00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:40,274 It's very possible. 803 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:43,343 It's much more common than you think. But you know what? Rule number two... 804 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:44,910 - We don't judge. - No judging. 805 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:48,614 Stuffjust happens, okay? Last week my kid ate a cigarette. 806 00:43:48,692 --> 00:43:50,660 I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. 807 00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:52,127 I picked up the wrong baby from day care. 808 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:53,891 Found my baby swimming in the toilet. 809 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:57,331 And for the record, the roll-off did not happen on my watch. 810 00:43:57,401 --> 00:43:59,369 - Dodged a bullet. - No judging. 811 00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,870 - Come on. Come on. - No, really, that's okay. 812 00:44:01,939 --> 00:44:04,032 - Come on. Come on. Here you go! - That's all right. 813 00:44:04,274 --> 00:44:05,741 Good catch. 814 00:44:07,611 --> 00:44:08,635 Take her back. 815 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:09,836 Take her back! 816 00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:12,708 I hope that adoption agency has a return policy. 817 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:15,149 Big help, guys. Glad I came out. 818 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:17,351 It's Davis! 819 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,286 Davis! Davis! Davis! 820 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,359 - Yeah, bro! - D-Bone! 821 00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:23,551 - What is up? - Boom. 822 00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:26,562 S'up fellas, kids, Jordan! 823 00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:31,257 Dude, this kid is like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. 824 00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:34,869 I wish he was that well behaved. He's more like Mickey Rourke in real life. 825 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:37,935 So tall. 826 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,532 - Been working out? - Yeah. 827 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:43,239 I missed out on high fives before. I'll take one if you had a spare. 828 00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:46,946 - I got you, Craig. - Thank you. 829 00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:49,479 - Sorry, Davis. - All right, I'm out of here. 830 00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:53,689 Nice job, Craig. 831 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:20,576 Kara, what time is it? 832 00:45:20,818 --> 00:45:23,184 I've got 20 minutes to make it to the crib sale at Babies "R" Us. 833 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,518 I've been totally cracking out on baby stuff. 834 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,215 Sneaker-socks. I've got my 2-in-1 swing rocker. 835 00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:33,689 What is with the face? 836 00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:36,096 Holly, I'm sorry to tell you this 837 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:38,965 but we just had our budget meeting, 838 00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:41,129 and I don't know that we're renewing your contract. 839 00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:45,631 I've got to cut down on all my freelancers. You were the last one hired. 840 00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:49,712 Wait. But this is my main job. 841 00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:53,439 We're about to close on the house. 842 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:58,415 I'm doing what I can to keep you, but it just isn't looking good. 843 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,895 Okay. 844 00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:13,527 - Don't hate me. - No. 845 00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:19,734 Do me a favor? 846 00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:24,009 Don't tell Alex until I can find something else. Okay? 847 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:25,639 Okay. 848 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:27,912 Okay. 849 00:46:28,185 --> 00:46:29,675 - I'm sorry. - No. 850 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:35,223 And reach! And push. Okay now, break starfish formation. 851 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,489 Let's get back in position. I want opposite sets. Crunch it up. 852 00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:40,757 I want 10 of those on each side. That's 20, people. 853 00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:43,456 And I need a minute. And don't think I won't be watching you. 854 00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:44,626 Keep it moving. 855 00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:49,569 "I'm Not Circumcising My Baby." Well done. Well done. Front page. 856 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,007 Okay, look, I was gonna tell you. I did not say this to them. 857 00:46:53,076 --> 00:46:56,341 They overheard our private conversation. I would never talk to them about us. 858 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,811 Why is this such a big deal to you? 859 00:46:57,881 --> 00:47:00,372 Because I don't think that it's right. And I'm his mother. 860 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:03,510 And I'm his father. Parenthood is about compromise. 861 00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:05,418 - Well, then compromise, Evan. - I have. 862 00:47:05,622 --> 00:47:08,489 I stay at your place. We spend the holidays with your family. 863 00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:11,091 Yeah, but I have sacrificed my entire body for this. 864 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,890 So that means you just get to win every argument? 865 00:47:12,963 --> 00:47:15,523 No, that means that in every relationship... 866 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:18,067 What are you guys doing? Come on! Pick it up! 867 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:21,897 In every relationship, there's an alpha and a beta. 868 00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:23,064 - And I'm the alpha. - And I'm the alpha. 869 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,165 - No, I'm the alpha. No, I am! - No, I'm the alpha. No, I am! 870 00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:26,334 Jinx. 871 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:33,411 You know, I'm just gonna stay at my place tonight. 872 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:40,188 Hey, Jules! If you're interested, I never got snipped. 873 00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:56,901 Only one star on the tango last week, Megan, 874 00:47:56,974 --> 00:47:58,703 but the samba's still to come. How do you feel? 875 00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:00,800 I don't know. I don't really care about the trophy. 876 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,175 I'm here for Evan. 877 00:48:02,512 --> 00:48:04,070 Right, Papa-daddy? 878 00:48:04,147 --> 00:48:06,741 Evan has promised he's gonna knock me up next. 879 00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,009 She's kidding, Jules. 880 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:10,576 No, I'm not, Jules. We're gonna be sister-wives! 881 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:14,019 Evars gonna drive us to worship in his buggy. 882 00:48:22,766 --> 00:48:24,961 Why don't you take a break. I have this. 883 00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,559 Thanks. 884 00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:40,179 Okay E-invite, draft 38. 885 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,308 Okay. 886 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:45,617 "Let's shower Wendy and Gary Cooper with light and love 887 00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:48,123 "to honor the arrival of their Mini Cooper." 888 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:49,453 That's cute. 889 00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:53,690 And then I put a picture of a Mini Cooper 890 00:48:54,731 --> 00:48:55,857 at the end. 891 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:56,957 Where did you get the picture? 892 00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:59,025 I stole it from the Internet. 893 00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:04,904 Wendy, shut your pregnant face. You do not want to see this. 894 00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:10,935 It's okay. She's my mother-in-law-ish. Shit, hi! 895 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:12,780 Wendy, hi! 896 00:49:12,849 --> 00:49:14,908 Skyler, hi! 897 00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:16,111 Look at our bellies. 898 00:49:16,186 --> 00:49:18,814 We are like twins! Except I'm actually having twins. 899 00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:23,891 You really love to remind me about that every time. Hi. 900 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:26,527 I just came by to personally invite y'all to our baby shower. 901 00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:30,422 Wow, this is your shower invite. 902 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:35,268 Look, I know that Ramsey and Gary have not always gotten along so well 903 00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:36,897 but we are family. Okay? 904 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,374 And it would just mean the world to me if y'all came. 905 00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:42,707 Of course, Skyler. That's... You... 906 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:45,772 Wow! 907 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,109 What is it? 908 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:52,380 It's Mini Coopers. 909 00:49:53,256 --> 00:49:54,280 Beep beep! 910 00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:56,990 Beep beep! Beep beep... 911 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:02,560 You know, because there's two of them and there's two in here, and they're pink. 912 00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:03,893 Yeah. 913 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,663 So, Skyler, seven months. How are you feeling? 914 00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:09,865 With the side effects, you know. Because I know that 915 00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:13,637 at this point in the pregnancy, acne and 916 00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:17,441 bleeding gums, constipation, it's all totally normal. Totally normal. 917 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,817 When my sister was pregnant, she got herpes. 918 00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:23,779 No, that's... She didn't get... Not from being pregnant. 919 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:26,550 No, I feel so whole. 920 00:50:26,923 --> 00:50:31,587 You know? And just feminine. With all this life running through me. 921 00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:35,324 I felt the exact same way when I had my phantom pregnancy. 922 00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:38,125 Don't pay attention to her. 923 00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:41,833 But, yeah, I mean, I just... It's beautiful. 924 00:50:41,905 --> 00:50:44,465 But what am I saying? You know exactly what this is like. 925 00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,037 Totally. 926 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:49,436 Well, I just came to drop off that little invitation. 927 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:51,310 And I'm gonna go to my pregger 'lates. 928 00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:53,572 Sounds pregger-ific. 929 00:50:54,351 --> 00:50:56,080 - All right, one more time. - Bring it in. 930 00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:57,620 Okay. I'll see y'all there? 931 00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:00,281 - Yes, I will tell Gary. - Okay. Thank you. 932 00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:01,824 - Yeah. - Okay. 933 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:04,122 Hey, Wendy, do you mind if I take one of these? 934 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:06,822 - What's that? - Holly Castillo Photography. 935 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:10,025 Ramsey's been on me about getting one of these pregnancy portraits done, so... 936 00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:14,363 Well, Holly's the best, so she'll make you look amazing-er. 937 00:51:14,671 --> 00:51:15,695 Bye. 938 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,998 Bye. Bye. 939 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:19,700 Bye! 940 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,677 I mean, look at her. No cellulite. Not even in daylight. 941 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,610 She's wearing six-inch heels. 942 00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:29,546 God, she's like a magical pregnancy unicorn. 943 00:51:29,619 --> 00:51:31,917 Gary is gonna shit a sideways brick when he sees this. 944 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:37,959 Hey, come on! We started Mini Cooper. That's our thing. 945 00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:39,792 We own it, right? 946 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:41,796 All right! Thank you. Hey, a little heads up, America. 947 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:43,423 - Do we have to watch this? - Yes. 948 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,401 While we send these four home to train on their own before our live finale 949 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:50,065 some of our previous seasons' contestants are going to get a little surprise. 950 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,906 That's right. I'm gonna be dropping in on some of you guys 951 00:51:52,976 --> 00:51:55,877 to see how you're keeping the weight off. You've been warned. 952 00:51:58,548 --> 00:52:01,108 They can't get someone else to fly around and do these interviews? 953 00:52:01,384 --> 00:52:03,477 I don't like you traveling this late. 954 00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:06,113 Nobody's asking you to stop doing your job. 955 00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:08,157 Besides, these are my contestants, Evan. 956 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:11,353 I was there when they lost the weight and I want to be there for them now. 957 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:15,296 You're pushing yourself too hard, Jules. Especially at your age. 958 00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:18,834 Wow! Thanks. That's super-supportive. I appreciate that. 959 00:52:18,902 --> 00:52:20,733 What, I'm not even supposed to mention reality? 960 00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:25,774 I am healthy. I have a low blood pressure. Not that you're helping me any. 961 00:52:25,842 --> 00:52:28,504 Look, I just think someone should go with you and little Jackson there. 962 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,307 Well, you know what, I have my crew, 963 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,973 and you are welcome to leave your show and come along. 964 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,607 And we are not naming him Jackson. 965 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:36,049 You liked it last week. 966 00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:39,418 Obviously you caught me in a moment of weakness. 967 00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:42,049 Honestly, God, seriously, I sometimes think 968 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,253 that it would just be so much easier if I could do this on my own. 969 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:47,455 Really? You think that? 970 00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:49,959 Come on. 971 00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:52,627 Evan, we danced on a show for three months together 972 00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:55,170 and suddenly we're supposed to agree on everything? 973 00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:58,103 Fine. Why don't you make every decision about our child's entire life 974 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,643 and just send me an email when you've got it figured out. 975 00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:11,977 Why do you do that, Jules? 976 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:16,721 I know you've been busting ass with work and getting everything ready for the baby. 977 00:53:16,793 --> 00:53:18,021 - I just wanted to... - Alex, about work. 978 00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:19,186 - There's something that came up... - No, no! 979 00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,288 No shop talk tonight, all right? 980 00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:23,798 I just want to remind you 981 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:27,199 that even though we're gonna be parents, we can still kick it old school. All right? 982 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,363 Alex and Holly style. 983 00:53:31,107 --> 00:53:33,905 Surprise! 984 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:37,005 Happy Baby Shower, bitches! 985 00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:45,148 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 986 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:49,285 Listen to that. Someone call the cops. They're murdering a song. 987 00:53:49,359 --> 00:53:50,553 - I know, it hurts. - Literally. 988 00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:53,061 I love it when you call me Big Poppa 989 00:53:53,129 --> 00:53:56,292 Throw your hands in the air If you're a true player 990 00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:58,561 I love it when you call me Big Poppa 991 00:53:58,768 --> 00:54:00,827 - We should have another baby. - Oh, yeah! 992 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:03,338 Come on, you gonna sweat that weave out tonight. 993 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,601 We got our twins. Let's go for triplets, all right? 994 00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:08,310 No, no, no, that's baby juice! 995 00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:13,473 To us. 996 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:15,211 To actually getting Rosie out of the house! 997 00:54:15,285 --> 00:54:17,549 In something other than stained pajama pants. 998 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,301 I'll be right back. 72920

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