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Sakuramori Festival
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And so, the Sakuramori Festival will take place starting tomorrow.
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Please keep everything in moderation, behave yourself as a proud student of Sakuramori, and have fun.
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Sado-kun.
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Chairman?
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If I remember correctly... you were in the Second Volunteering Club, right?
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Will you be having a stall as well?
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We're going to set up a "Trouble Resolving Booth" in order to advertise our club.
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Is that so...
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If you have any issues you'd like to solve,
you'll be more than welcome.
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I-I don't have anything in particular...
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I'll be occupied with executive committee work anyway.
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Excuse me.
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Well, I guess staying out of trouble is a good thing.
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Help!!
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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soko no mayoeru omae hisoukan mansai no face
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Hey you lost boy, with a face full of despair
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sugaru wara mo misuterya
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If you throw out the straw you're leaning on,
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soremo shouganai ka?
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I guess that can't be helped either?
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unmei wa kyou mo (meisou)
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Fate is (straying away)
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ijiwaru dakara (bousou)
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Being mean again today (going beserk)
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semete watashi ga mikata shitetai nanika dekiru kana
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At least I want to be on your side, but what can I do?
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NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh My God!
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makasetemite
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Try leaving it to me
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YES!! Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu Help U
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girigiri no senja nurui
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Just getting there is too weak,
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hametsushichatte zero tte sonde?
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get destroyed to nothing and then?
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katakuna na DNA muri wa kinmotsu
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DNA is stubborn. Overdoing isn't allowed.
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kyousei shuuryou gobyou mae (sunzen)
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With 5 seconds remaining I ended it forcefully (right before)
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umare kawaresou na yokan? (zenzen)
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Feeling like getting reborn? (no way)
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genbashugi kouseisasechaeba Go to hebun
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If we do the hands-on-approach rehab; you'll go to HEAVEN
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umu wo iwasazu
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Without even letting you say yes
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ano te kono te de
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With these hands
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ima sugu tadashite ageru wa
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I'll fix you up right away
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chotto sonzaikan ijou ni kininaru faarinrabu miman ga
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A little fall in love feeling bigger than your presence is
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nasakenai kao shite hottokenai n da
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making me unable to leave you alone with that miserable face.
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jinseikan kaeru youna deai shita n dakara
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I made it a meeting to change your outlook on life.
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ato wa sareru ga mama nagasarechaeba ii no yo
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So just start going along with the flow
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he! ru! pu! iku yo!
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I'm off to HELP YOU!
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MFC's Elegant Conspiracy
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Manager Isurugi Mio
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Just what the hell is this supposed to mean?
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No one's coming, huh?
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Oh yeah, where's Yuuno?
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I got a text from her saying she's going to be late.
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She was worried because she couldn't get in contact with you.
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Oh! I forgot my cellphone...
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A-A-Are you the ones who solve people's troubles?
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Yes, we are! Leave everything to me!
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Huh? Is that you, Sado-kun?
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An acquaintance of yours?
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He's the manager of the convenience store I work at.
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My lover Ruri-Ruri's gone missing!
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A lover gone missing?
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That sounds like a major case for us!
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I took my eyes off her for a second, and she was gone!
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A lover?
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Don't you mean the body pillow you bought the other day?
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What are you saying?!
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Ruri-Ruri is no body pillow!
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She's my precious lover!
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Ruri-Ruri...
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His sole interest is the 2D world;
a very unique manager, as you can see.
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So basically he's some random creep who believes a body pillow is his lover...
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Why don't you go look for it yourself, moron!
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Cat Café : A café where you can come play with cute cats!
The cute Kitty Cats will be waiting for you
We'd love to have you over for a visit!!
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Here you go.
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Museum of Fortune Telling
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The Cat Café, now in business!
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We'd love it if you could pay us a visit!
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Oh! I'd like to go check it out with Tarou.
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I see. So this is where you lost your body pillo- I mean, Ruri-Ruri...
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She probably got kidnapped!
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Actually... I think we should handle it as lost property...
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What are you doing?
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There she is!
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I missed you so!
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Ruri-Ruri!
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I'm so sorry! You were lonely, right?!
I'll never leave you alone again, you hear me?!
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So it was his, huh?
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We wanted to treat it as an unidentified object and were about to throw it out.
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Sado-kun.
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I'd like to discuss something... with the Second Volunteering Club, that is.
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If you're looking for Pig-boy, he's gone to pick up some lost property.
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Oh, I see...
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I'll go look for him then!
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Senpai!
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Here, have a look at this!
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It's a threat letter that was mailed to the
Executive Committee of the Sakuramori Festival!
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A threat letter?!
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"Heed my word, cursed students: misfortune shall fall upon you for all the great sins you've committed.
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As a matter of course, you are obliged to accept the punishment."
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Apparently, they want us to aid them in capturing the culprit before anything happens.
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Well, I think it's just a prank, but...
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Yes! This is the perfect case for me!
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Get a move on! We're going, Pig-boy!
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W-We're going? Where to?!
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And? How are we going to find the culprit?
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Whoa... Senpai?
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Hold on for a second.
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Did you notice someone suspicious?
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57 yen...
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What's wrong?
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Pig-boy.
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What about that?
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You, treat me to a crêpe!
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What?
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Hurry up and go already, you fucking slowass swine!
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Sure!
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Thank you for your purchase!
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It's so delicious!
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That's great.
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An opening!
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Senpai! What are you doing?
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So you have chocolate, huh?
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That one's good, too!
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You think so?
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If you really want to eat it that much, go ahead.
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Really?!
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Yay! YAY!
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Oh, it's so tasty!
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Patrolling
around
school
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Second Volunteering Club
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How could they...
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Tarou... Where are you?
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Tako, tako, tako, tako, takoyaki!
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It's the delish, naughty takoyaki!
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It's good, isn't it?
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But now I feel thirsty.
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Are you going force me to treat you again?
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Free drinks coupon
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Free drinks coupon
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Free drinks coupon
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This time, I'll treat you.
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C'mon! We're off, Pig-boy!
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Sure, sure...
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This looks like the kind of place Yuuno would like to visit.
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Right, Senpai?
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Senpai...?
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No...
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Huh?
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No...
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But you said drinks were free here...
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I don't want to! I just can't!
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Hey! Wait up, Senpai!
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Tarou...
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There you are, Arashiko!
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Let's go look around together!
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Okay?
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Oh, Yumi...
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What's the matter, Senpai?
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It's nothing!
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Putting this aside, I hope you haven't forgotten about our mission, Pig-boy.
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Our mission...?
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The request for the Second Volunteering Club, you dumbass!
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Oh, right! Indeed! We were patrolling around school!
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What's going on?
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Looks like the beauty pageant's starting.
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It's possible that... they're planning to use a big event like this one as their stage to show off the execution of their plan!
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Huh? Hey, wait...
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All right, moving on! Entry number five: Tatsumi Antoinette XVI!
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Entry number 05
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Tatsumi Antoinette XVI
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I'm certain you bunch of lowlifes are already aware of the fact...
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...that the person with the most exquisite looks in all of Sakuramori High School is none other than me.
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Come, commoners! Admire my beauty with all your body and soul!
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What the hell is that disgusting freak up to?
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Now moving on! Entry number six: Shizuka-san. Come on up!
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Is everyone rocking out?! Shizuka is here!
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Wha-?! Wh-What is she doing here?
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I'm gonna try my best and win this thing, all right?!
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The prize for first place... What was it again?
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A pair coupon for a hot spring.
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Crap, this is bad...
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She's serious about this.
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Everyone, don't be fooled!
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Is that voice...?!
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Kinmei University Student ID
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Economics, Department of Economics
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Sado Shizuka
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Please have a look at this.
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Shizuka-san might be minuscule in size, but she's still a cited university student.
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She's not a student of Sakuramori High!
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Dammit, that old hag... Revealing it right here.
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This is a complete fraud.
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Please take care of it right away.
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And here I am, Tomoko, your prospective champion!
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Yay!
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M-Mother...
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Peace, peace, peace!
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Nooo!
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I'm still a spry, genuine high school student!
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What's with that woman calling herself a high school student? I question her sanity...
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World's Cosplay
Photo Studio
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Oh? A threat letter?
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Well, that sure isn't too comforting.
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But we just can't figure out how to catch the culprit.
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Hm... Cursed students, eh?
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I'm somehow getting a certain sense of horror out of it.
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I still think it's just a prank by someone who enjoys that sort of stuff.
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Speaking of horror, I hear the Inventor's Club's haunted house was quite well-made.
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A haunted house...
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Oh, that's good! Priceless!
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Right, now strip off the jacket a bit more...
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The Inventor's Club, huh?
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Yes! That's perfect!
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Aww! They're so cute!
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It's so soothing!
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There we go... Does it feel good?
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Is it here? Or here~?
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I can't even get through to him on his cell...
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Tarou, what are you doing?
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Haunted House
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So this must be the rumored haunted house.
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It's dark inside, and no one would suspect anything when hearing screams emerging from here.
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It's the perfect stage for a tragedy.
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Do you really think so...?
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Welcome to the Inventor's Club's Haunted House!
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This place is a masterpiece created by collecting the essence of science!
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Please, come right this way.
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You haven't even entered and you're already freaking out! Now hurry up and move!
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Senpai! Stop pushing me!
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Quite professionally made, isn't it?
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Couldn't expect anything less from the Inventor's Club.
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Nooo! It's here!
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Please, don't!
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You seriously are a worthless pile of fail, aren't you?
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How can you possibly not mind this at all?
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00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,780
I'm honestly scared here.
258
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,410
There's something over there!
259
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,200
You're helpless...
260
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,040
Ah, wait up! Senpai!
261
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,200
Don't walk so fast...
262
00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,670
Huh?
263
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,130
I guess this is supposed to be a monster cat, right?
264
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,680
That aside, it looks quite cute.
265
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:06,970
Cat...
266
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:07,510
What?
267
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,970
Cat... Cat...
268
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,810
Senpai... Could you be...?
269
00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,310
I hate cats!
270
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,980
So you were afraid of cats?
271
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:16,810
I'm begging you! Go away!
272
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,810
Then that's the reason why you earlier...
273
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,650
Uh, come on! Go away!
274
00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:22,820
Senpai, it's okay.
275
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,740
The cat's gone now.
276
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,620
Senpai?
277
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,330
Cat... Cat...
278
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,290
I was so scared!
279
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:41,550
It's all right now, please stop crying. Okay, Senpai?
280
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:46,260
You're not too good with those kinds of places, right?
281
00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:47,840
Y-Yeah...
282
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,430
Let's go somewhere else then!
283
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:50,800
Wait for me!
284
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,680
Pig-boy.
285
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,440
Yes?
286
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,770
I'll... hold your hand.
287
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,650
You're scared of ghosts, aren't you?
288
00:14:02,650 --> 00:14:05,990
That's why I'm telling you that I'll hold your hand.
289
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,330
Yes, please do.
290
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,040
G-Guess I don't have a choice, huh?
291
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,830
Here, now hurry up!
292
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:32,760
Huh?
293
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,510
Pig-boy?
294
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:42,480
Wha-?!
295
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:44,900
What's this supposed to be?!
296
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,150
Welcome,
297
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,240
cursed student.
298
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,870
Wh-Who are you guys?
299
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,460
Chairman!
300
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,290
Here, I am not the chairman.
301
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,330
Huh?
302
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:07,130
I am the president of MFC, Ayasegawa Kirino.
303
00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:09,340
And these are my comrades.
304
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,550
MFC...?
305
00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,600
MFC is...
306
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:17,100
...the abbreviation for the Mio-sama Fan Club!
307
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:22,440
Right... And uh, what do you...
308
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,650
Last year, Mio-sama won the title of Miss Sakuramori High School.
309
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:30,280
We admire and worship her splendid beauty.
310
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,950
We're an organization that punishes those who dare to denigrate Mio-sama.
311
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,780
Punishment...?
312
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,410
Were you the one who wrote that threat letter?!
313
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,500
Where did you take Pig-boy?!
314
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,750
I don't know what you're talking about!
315
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,710
If you don't spit out the answer, I'll hang you from the rooftop!
316
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,340
H-How could you...
317
00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,510
What's that?
318
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:53,430
What?
319
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:57,350
Pig-boy!
320
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,180
I'll ask you frankly.
321
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,810
Are you...
322
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,230
...and Mio-sama going out?
323
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,190
Come again?
324
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:14,570
According to our information, you were on a date with Mio-sama once before.
325
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,910
A date?
326
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:26,920
That was...
327
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:30,630
On top of that, today at Sakuramori Festival...
328
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:36,140
It turned out that way because you wrote that eerie threat letter...!
329
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:40,520
Thus, is it correct to assume you and Mio-sama aren't lovers?
330
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,060
Yeah.
331
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,600
I'm relieved to hear that.
332
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,190
Oh, cursed student. Accept your punishment.
333
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:55,610
If you two were lovers, it would have been sad, but we'd give up.
334
00:16:56,070 --> 00:17:00,120
Mio-sama's smile, expression full of sorrow, or anger...
335
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:04,410
Even if you were to monopolize it, it'd be only natural to do so.
336
00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:05,870
However!
337
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,210
You're nothing more than a subordinate in her club!
338
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,220
And yet you have Mio-sama all to yourself.
339
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:15,130
That's unacceptable!
340
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,930
You're an eyesore.
341
00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:21,350
Standing lower than a piece of crap stuck to the bottom of Mio-sama's soles,
342
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:26,100
yet flirting with her during the entire Sakuramori Festival, eh? You miserable shit!
343
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,610
I will not forgive you.
344
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,110
Not good...
345
00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:35,820
If I get that, I'll certainly, most definitely, assuredly rise to my hella masochism...
346
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,620
Now, it's punishment time!
347
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,870
Please wait!
348
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:42,370
This isn't something Senpai would wish for!
349
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:46,870
What do you know about Mio-sama? You're not even dating!
350
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,710
All Senpai ever wanted to do was to grant wishes.
351
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,840
Admiration and worship has nothing to do with it! That's why...!
352
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,210
Shut up!
353
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,010
Pig-boy! Are you okay?
354
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,140
Senpai!
355
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,100
M-Mio-sama...
356
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,270
Who are you people?
357
00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,650
Kidnapping Pig-boy like that... What were you planning to do?
358
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:11,360
What's your goal?!
359
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:16,820
R-Right... I'm the president of the Mio-sama Fan Club, Ayasegwa Kirino.
360
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,780
Huh? Mio-sama Fan Club?
361
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:28,370
We praise your beauty, we admire and worship you.
362
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:31,130
Wh-What are you going on about?
363
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:34,090
I'm telling you, I don't need any worship or admiration!
364
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,960
M-Mio-sama...
365
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,590
We've received Mio-sama's words!
366
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,550
Oh, how fearless she looks!
367
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,050
And we're standing so close to her!
368
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,180
What on Earth... are they?
369
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,180
Senpai...
370
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,350
You came to help me, right?
371
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:57,740
You shouldn't let go of my hand when I'm willing to hold onto it for you. Got that?
372
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:58,780
Do you understand?
373
00:18:59,240 --> 00:18:59,990
I do.
374
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:05,620
Mio-sama, we're truly sorry for the difficulties we've caused you.
375
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:10,080
We'll... disband the MFC at once.
376
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:10,870
What?
377
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:14,880
We have accomplished our mission.
378
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:16,800
Everyone,
379
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:19,670
I thank you for all your effort during all this time!
380
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:20,760
Prez!
381
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,050
Prez!
382
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:24,100
Likewise! Thank you very much!
383
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,850
It was a lot of fun.
384
00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,970
Hooray for MFC!
385
00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:28,930
Hooray!
386
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,020
Is it my fault?
387
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:30,770
Hooray!
388
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,440
Shouldn't you say something to them?
389
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,230
Hooray!
390
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,060
Hooray!
391
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:35,900
I guess I'll have to.
392
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:40,280
Hey, you lot! If you do something bizarre again,
you won't get away with it easily!
393
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,400
Yes, ma'am!
394
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,780
If you have a wish you'd like granted,
make your way to the Second Volunteering Club!
395
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,620
Thank you for your kindness!
396
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,040
Well then, dismissed!
397
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,870
Thank you very much!
398
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:02,680
So I heard you were the Miss Sakuramori last year.
399
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,180
Well, yeah.
400
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:09,100
And the prize was a pair coupon for a hot spring, was it?
401
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,310
Um, who did you go with?
402
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,270
What? Does it bother you?
403
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,900
Well, no. I didn't exactly mean it that way...
404
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,360
I went with Michiru-nee.
405
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:24,610
Isn't it up to me to decide who I go with?
406
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,080
What is it?
407
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,330
Oh, it's nothing.
408
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,120
Oh well, it's fine.
409
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,540
Thanks... for today.
410
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:37,920
Excuse me?
411
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,010
Right...
412
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,100
Tarou...
413
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,020
Mio-san...
414
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,270
Arashiko?!
415
00:20:57,270 --> 00:21:00,360
You two look like... you're having fun together.
416
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:04,780
Tarou and Mio-san... I guess you two were together the whole day today.
417
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:08,160
And even holding hands...
418
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,120
No, that's not true! That's because Pig-boy-!
419
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,120
Uh, no! That's um...
420
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:17,040
I wanted to hold hands and... go look around with Tarou, too!
421
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,300
Yuuno?
422
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:26,010
Nooo! Don't touch me!
423
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:29,300
You were the one who touched me first, though!
424
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,810
This is bad.
425
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:35,730
Don't get your masochism fired up at a place like this!
426
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:38,060
That feels great!
427
00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:40,110
Everyone's going to find out about his masochism at this rate.
428
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,820
We're going to knock him out!
429
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,400
Arashiko, you help out too.
430
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,030
I don't really get what's going on, but okay!
431
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,450
Men are scary!
432
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:55,500
I really am blessed!
433
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,920
yappari tarinai love me love me!
434
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,920
It's still not enough, love me love me!
435
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,170
semete tasseishinakucha muriyari?
436
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,170
At least I have to achieve it even by force?
437
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,380
muriyari!
438
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,380
by force
439
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:04,840
sutte haitara kokuhaku biyori
440
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:04,840
After I take a deep breath, it's confession time.
441
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,510
anshinsarenai watashi ga iru yo
442
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,510
But here I am, being uneasy.
443
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:11,720
kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu... banzai!
444
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:11,720
It has to be special. It is special. Banzai!
445
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,010
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
446
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,020
chikakute yada... na no?
447
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,020
Do you not like being close?
448
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,060
soretomo... ii no?
449
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,060
Or...do you like it?
450
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:18,060
yotte sagatte ushiro no shoumen
451
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:18,060
Approach, then retreat, the front of the back
452
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:21,360
kyoufu to warai wa niteiru kamo ne
453
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:21,360
Fear and happiness might be similar.
454
00:22:20,650 --> 00:22:22,820
yotte takatte suki desu
455
00:22:20,650 --> 00:22:22,820
I want to approach you, I like you.
456
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:23,320
ne?
457
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:23,320
Right?
458
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,610
aishite koishite docchi mo nigate
459
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,610
I'm bad at loving and adoring.
460
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,940
junjou katamichi ippouteki na
461
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,940
It's a purely one-sided
462
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,280
soudan juudan da-dan-da download
463
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,280
bullet-like counseling being downloaded.
464
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,570
souda! souda!
465
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,570
That's right! That's right!
466
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:29,910
ai ni wa koi ni wa kinchou hitsuyou
467
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:29,910
In love and romance, tension is needed.
468
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:33,280
junjou bunbu ryouritsusasete insert insert insert
469
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:33,280
Pure hearted aggression and artistry needs to combined.
470
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,040
yume ga mitai
471
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,040
I want to dream
472
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,960
kirawarete mo shouganai kedo
473
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,960
It can't be helped if I become hated, but...
474
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:45,920
watashi no me ni wa kimi ga kirakira
475
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:45,920
In my eyes, you're glittering
476
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:48,880
doushite?
477
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:48,880
Why?
478
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,680
souda... Teach me please
479
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,680
I know... Teach me please
480
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,140
demo shikkari kimete yo love you love you
481
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,140
But make a firm choice, love you love you!
482
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,970
seki wa ikko dake dakara muriyari!
483
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,970
There's only one seat so take it by force!
484
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,600
muriyari!
485
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,600
by force
486
00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:58,390
yappari tarinai love me love me!
487
00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:58,390
It's still not enough, love me love me!
488
00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:01,060
semete tasseishinakucha mune, itai.
489
00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:01,060
At least I have to succeed but my heart aches.
490
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:06,780
tonikaku kimochi ga tomaranai no
491
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:06,780
Anyways, my feelings just won't stop.
492
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,860
shikkari kimete yo love you love you
493
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,860
Make a firm choice! Love you! Love you!
494
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,990
semete chousenshitai yo shitai yo!
495
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,990
At least, I have to take a chance! I have to!
496
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:12,120
shitai yo!
497
00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:12,120
I have to!
498
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,740
sutte kondo wa shoudaku biyori
499
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,740
Take a deep breath, and now it's decision time.
500
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,370
anshinsasetai watashi ni shite yo
501
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,370
I want you to have peace of mind, so pick me
502
00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:21,330
datte tokubetsu kimi wa tokubetsu... oshite!
503
00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:21,330
Because it's special. You're special...Push it!
504
00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:23,590
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!!
505
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,380
It's interesting, isn't it?
506
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:31,630
I don't get why Sado-kun fails to understand its greatness.
507
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:33,380
He's missing out in life, don't you think so?
508
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,000
And the 2D girls are so appealing!
509
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,270
Guys, 2D girls would always be your first choice, right?
510
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:41,020
Next Time:
511
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:41,020
Miss Sadistic Arashiko
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