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You're slowly getting sleepy...
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Sleepier and sleepier...
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Hurry up and go to sleep, you damn pig!
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Wow! You can even perform hypnosis?
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I saw it on TV yesterday.
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I even practiced for all of last night.
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If it were to be cured by some pretentious hypnosis, then it would have never been any troubl-
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Oh my!
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There's no such thing as impossible for gods!
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Tarou...
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Okay, time to try this thing out.
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Lets see...
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From this point on; you're going to end each phrase with "hugetastic boobs", no matter what you say.
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Each phrase, 'hugetastic boobs'...
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So, how do you feel?
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Well...
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I feel normal, hugetastic boobs.
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What on Earth did you do, Isurugi-senpai, hugetastic boobs-
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Wait, Isurugi-senpai! Hugetastic boobs-
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This is perfect!
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What did I, hugetastic boobs...
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Just say?! Hugetastic boobs!
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What the hell is "hugetastic boobs"?! Hugetastic boobs!
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It's going to work this time!
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Help!!
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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soko no mayoeru omae hisoukan mansai no face
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Hey you lost boy, with a face full of despair
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sugaru wara mo misuterya
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If you throw out the straw you're leaning on,
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soremo shouganai ka?
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I guess that can't be helped either?
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unmei wa kyou mo (meisou)
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Fate is (straying away)
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ijiwaru dakara (bousou)
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Being mean again today (going beserk)
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semete watashi ga mikata shitetai nanika dekiru kana
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At least I want to be on your side, but what can I do?
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NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh My God!
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makasetemite
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Try leaving it to me
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YES!! Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu Help U
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girigiri no senja nurui
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Just getting there is too weak,
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hametsushichatte zero tte sonde?
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get destroyed to nothing and then?
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katakuna na DNA muri wa kinmotsu
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DNA is stubborn. Overdoing isn't allowed.
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kyousei shuuryou gobyou mae (sunzen)
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With 5 seconds remaining I ended it forcefully (right before)
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umare kawaresou na yokan? (zenzen)
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Feeling like getting reborn? (no way)
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genbashugi kouseisasechaeba Go to hebun
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If we do the hands-on-approach rehab; you'll go to HEAVEN
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umu wo iwasazu
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Without even letting you say yes
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ano te kono te de
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With these hands
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ima sugu tadashite ageru wa
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I'll fix you up right away
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chotto sonzaikan ijou ni kininaru faarinrabu miman ga
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A little fall in love feeling bigger than your presence is
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nasakenai kao shite hottokenai n da
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making me unable to leave you alone with that miserable face.
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jinseikan kaeru youna deai shita n dakara
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I made it a meeting to change your outlook on life.
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ato wa sareru ga mama nagasarechaeba ii no yo
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So just start going along with the flow
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he! ru! pu! iku yo!
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I'm off to HELP YOU!
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A 'B and L' Patterned Love
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You're getting sleepier and sleepier...
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The masochism will be cured...
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Your masochism will be cured...
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Your hella masochism will be cured...
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Your hella masochism will be cured...
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Impossible...
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Impossible...!
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Really...?
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Your hella masochism will be cured and you'll-
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You're going to fall for Noa's sexy lovey-love charms!
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Hiiragi-san?!
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Damn, I was just a step away!
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Sado-kun.
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Where are you?
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Oh, so beautiful.
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Sado-kun...?
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This is so supreme, mini body.
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T-Tarou...?
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An adorable stature...
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Delicious flat chest...
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Those delicate hips that would break just from being hugged, and...
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Those cute legs!
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I've totally fallen for your slender lovey-love charms.
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Oh yay! Noa has captured Sado-kun's heart!
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Pretty Max Heart!
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A flower just bloomed in my heart!
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Tarou...
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Let's go, Hiiragi-san!
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Yes! To the world of just you and me!
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Let's! Over the Rainbow!
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H-Hey! Wait!
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You scum... How dare you lay your hands on Noa-sama.
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Take this, the ancient art of lolikata!
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Ultimate technique: Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli!
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Get lost, Himura!
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Loli!
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I regret absolutely nothing...
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I love you, Noa-san...
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It's hot!
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Now, how about here?
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Are you sure it's okay there? But...
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Come on.
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No, you can't...
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You can't!
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Dongs!
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Gosh! I told you it wasn't okay there!
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What the hell are you doing?!
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I'll knock you unconscious with a smack upside your head!
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Your pedophilia will be cured...
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Your pedophilia will be cured...
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Tarou, are you okay?
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Yeah, of course.
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I see you were worried for me.
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Thank you.
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Noooooo!
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Men scare me!
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You can aim for the world!
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Pig-Boy! What do you think you're doing to Arashiko?
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I'm so sorry, Tarou...
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It's not good for cute girls like you to be so violent.
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We should be loving each other more.
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Are we in love?
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Noooooooo!
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You damn, rotten pervert!
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Isurugi-senpai.
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Wh-What...
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It's not good to see cute girls like yourself being so violent.
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It's not good.
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Wh-What are you saying?
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G-G-Get out of my way! It's an order.
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Oh, you're cute when you blush, too.
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Hurry up and get off, you perv!
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Wow! I can't believe it!
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Impure relationships between the sexes!
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How shameless!
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That's a love triangle.
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He's a playboy!
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How much longer are you going to be on top of me?!
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An official announcement?
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Not true! That's not true! This is...
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Ohh, bloomers of angels!
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I'm so blessed...
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My sweet honey!
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Are you saying you like them better than me?
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Pig-Boy!
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Lieber calves...
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I never knew that you had an interest in my calves.
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Calves are the treasures of the world.
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You ass, you're even putting your hands on Michiru-nee?
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You sex maniac!
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Second round hit.
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I see.
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The more hypnosis we perform on him, the weirder he gets.
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Why did it turn out this way?
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It may be a side effect.
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What do you mean, Michiru-nee?
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By forcefully trapping his masochism in,
Sado Tarou's spirit could have been bent.
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No way...
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There's no use continuing then.
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At this rate, our club's reputation will go down.
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We're going to get Pig-Boy back to being a normal human, no matter what!
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All women have the beautiful scent of a rose.
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And I am the butterfly that came, attracted by the scent.
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Today, I want to land on you...
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Was I bothering you?
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This is a dream, a dream!
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You're the one that said to only kiss the ones you love.
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I see. Is that jealousy?
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You look cute like that, too.
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Don't get so full of yourself, you perverted pseudo-organism!
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Start over from mitotic division!
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Mitocho...
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Both that girl and that girl has boobalicious boobies, right, right?
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Right? Both that girl and that girl, right?
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It's getting worse...
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I'll cure him for sure this time.
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Boing~
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But Mio-san, that's...!
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If you do any more of it, Sado Tarou won't be able to go back to being human.
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Funbags go boing~
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This is the last time. If it doesn't work, then I'll give up.
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You're going to become a normal human being...
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Become a normal human being...
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Become a normal human being...
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How is it?
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I can't really tell myself...
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You can do whatever you like with it.
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What's this all about?
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Is he back to normal...?
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I think so.
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Could your masochism have gone back to normal, too?
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Ouch! That hurts!
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P-P-Pig-Boy?!
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Tarou!
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Y-You just felt pain!
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Yes, I did indeed. It really hurts.
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It doesn't feel good at all.
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Really? Honestly?!
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Yeah.
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You pig! Shit-stain! Ass-bag! Low-class animal!
Perverted creature! Alien! Smegma from outer space!
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It doesn't feel good!
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Your abuse doesn't feel good at all!
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It's cured...
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My masochism has...
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Tarou! That's great, I'm so happy for you!
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S-Seriously...?
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You should be happier! Your masochism is cured, you know?!
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H-Hooray!
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With a louder voice! More intense!
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Hooray!
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Hooray!
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Hooray!
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You cured it, Mio-san!
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F-Finally. My masochism...
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Yes! I am a god, after all.
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Oh I'm so happy!
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Good morning, Pig-Boy!
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OUCH!
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What are you doing?
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Does it hurt?
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Looks like it really is cured.
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We don't need the whole masochism treatment anymore!
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Geez...
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What are you going to do if I drop the lunch I made for Tatsukichi?
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Huh?
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Go on Tatsukichi, eat up.
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Uh, I've already got my own lunch.
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My stuff belongs to you and your stuff belongs to me.
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Isn't that what "the exchange of love lunches" are called?
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Love Charge!
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Doesn't he seem... off?
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He couldn't be... right?
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Okay, next!
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We'll start with the ones that are ready.
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Next!
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What are you doing?
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I wanted to run with you.
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But why a three-legged race...?
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Next!
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Come on, Tatsukichi.
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One, two! One, two!
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Hey, Tarou!
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One, two-Ahh!
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Get away from me!
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I-I-I-I-I can't hold back anymore!
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I really like you.
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So much that I can't help it,
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I love you!
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The masochism is cured for sure. But this is...
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Tarou... What's happened to you?
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I see you've fallen for a man, Sado Tarou.
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00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,490
Wake up already!
265
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,990
Why won't you just be a normal human being?!
266
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,490
I love Tatsukichi!
267
00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:50,620
So you still say that, eh? You pig!
268
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:53,540
Ow ow ow...
269
00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,000
Tatsukichi...
270
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,880
We're moving onto our next plan!
271
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:14,140
A girl's body is... really soft.
272
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,980
Okay, Tarou...?
273
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:22,940
Mio-san! No matter what, this is just too embarrassing!
274
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,450
Arashiko, you've gotta try your best for Pig-Boy's sake!
275
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,820
There are no guys that can resist sex appeal.
276
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,280
A-All right!
277
00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:36,120
Tarou... Fall in love with girls, not guys.
278
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:41,380
Boys or girls... Which do you like better?
279
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,670
Well...
280
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:49,640
I JUST LOVE TATSUKICHI!
281
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,970
How could you... Tarou...
282
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,770
I've got something important to tell you two.
283
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,110
I can't hold my feelings in anymore.
284
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:07,030
Here we go! A happy wedding with Tarou-chan!
285
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,490
It's okay, I've already looked over the dresses.
286
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:13,370
It was my fate to be with Tarou-san from even before I was born!
287
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,450
Where shall we go for our honeymoon?
288
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:16,710
I'm...
289
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:17,620
"I'm..."?
290
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,670
"I'm..."?!
291
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,380
...IN LOVE WITH TATSUKICHI!
292
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,880
The hell?
293
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,880
NO!
294
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,880
Please help me!
295
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,100
Tatsukichi, are you here?!
296
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,150
Tatsu... kichi?
297
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,190
Oh what a pity!
298
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:45,190
Hayama Tatsukichi isn't here right now.
299
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,900
Yes! I think this is acceptable in it's own way!
300
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,030
Huh?
301
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,910
Okay then... Me too!
302
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,950
Buriima Buriima Buririnpo! Let me become a beautiful girl!
303
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,460
What do you think? Now I'm the same as you!
304
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,960
Oh, Tarou...
305
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,880
Do I lose if I think that Pig-Boy is cute?
306
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,380
Even though he's a guy, right now he's a beautiful girl.
307
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,180
I'll add it to my collection.
308
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:14,470
I never... I never even imagined this...
309
00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,560
I'll accept everything about you.
310
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,310
Good day, Onee-sama!
311
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:23,110
Tarou, are you serious?
312
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,980
I'm always serious!
313
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:27,730
Let's dance the steps of love together!
314
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,740
Un, deux, trois!
315
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:34,530
You're pretty good for a commoner...
316
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,790
Love can overcome everything.
317
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,710
Oscar!
318
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:44,630
Andre!
319
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,920
I can't restrain myself any longer.
320
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,550
Everyone is watching!
321
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,880
So it's okay if we're not?!
322
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,550
Now, let's make love!
323
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,640
But that's too embarrassing!
324
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,430
This can't be cured anymore...
325
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,140
Pig-Boy...
326
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,980
The ritual of love!
327
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:02,480
We'll just leave these two like this, all right?
328
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,060
Help me!
329
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,690
Oscar!
330
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,110
Andre!
331
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,820
Tatsukichi!
332
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,860
Danger!!
333
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:12,110
Please Do not
334
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:12,360
feed Tatsukichi !!
335
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:10,690
Tatsukichi!
336
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,530
Tatsukichi!
337
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,790
I'll email or call you if you're bored, whichever you want.
338
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:29,170
This is all I can do for you.
339
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:36,890
Tatsukichi!
340
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,970
Tatsukichi!
341
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,350
Tarou.
342
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,310
You must be hungry after being locked up for so long.
343
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,770
I've made some lunch for you.
344
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,400
Oh, thanks.
345
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,530
No problem, since you're important to me...
346
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:55,910
How is it?
347
00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:58,330
Yeah, it's good.
348
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,330
That's good...
349
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,500
Did my cooking make you happy?
350
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,210
Yeah, home cooking is nice.
351
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,130
Isn't it?
352
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,130
I brought a drink, too.
353
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,960
Oh, thanks.
354
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:22,680
I want to become better at cooking too, so Tatsukichi can be happy.
355
00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,640
Hey.
356
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:31,110
Boys and girls are attracted to each other naturally.
357
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:35,360
I'm... really starting to think so.
358
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:37,530
Being attracted to each other, eh?
359
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,160
I guess that's the same for me and Tatsukichi.
360
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,920
I feel... thirsty.
361
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,510
Can I have some of that?
362
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:56,380
Huh? Oh... But I drank out of it already.
363
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:59,340
It's okay, that's fine... So can I have some?
364
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,640
Sure.
365
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,400
That made my heart beat really fast.
366
00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:22,830
I... wanted to drink this because you drank out of it.
367
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,160
That's why it made me really nervous...
368
00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:29,420
Did it make you nervous?
369
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,960
It's an indirect kiss.
370
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:40,180
If you're a girl, you could do anything for the person that's really important to you.
371
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,260
That's what commitment is for a girl.
372
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,010
An indirect kiss?
373
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,850
I'll try that out with Tatsukichi too.
374
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,560
Please don't start liking guys...
375
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,610
Please...
376
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,570
Tarou...
377
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,030
Pig-Boy!
378
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,740
Stop fucking around!
379
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,160
Not even knowing Arashiko's feelings...
380
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,620
You pig! Pig-freak! Pig-ass!
381
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,330
Mio-san! Please stop!
382
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:14,290
Do you understand Arashiko's bravery or the emotions she put into this?!
383
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:21,090
Seriously the worst anus-pus!
384
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:31,690
Where am I?
385
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,950
We finally meet.
386
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,660
This nostalgic sense...
387
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,160
You're...
388
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,370
I am you.
389
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,040
The other you.
390
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,800
The other... me?
391
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,710
Now, give me your hand.
392
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,060
So warm...
393
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:11,020
We'll always be together.
394
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,060
Right... I remember now...
395
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:17,570
I...
396
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,280
I...
397
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:23,110
WAS A HELLA MASOCHIST!
398
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:27,910
Pig-Boy?
399
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,040
A kick from a hot girl! I just can't get enough of it!
400
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:41,300
The whirlpools formed by the waves of pleasure are circling around me.
401
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:46,340
Oh, this nostalgia! I'm feeling as if
I just came back from a long trip!
402
00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:50,720
I'm not going anywhere!
403
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,980
Did you...
404
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,400
Maybe...
405
00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,610
Become normal?
406
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,450
Oh, Tatsukichi...
407
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,780
Are you fine now?
408
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,280
I can go near you again, right?
409
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:11,240
What are you talking about? It's just the usual me.
410
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:12,910
Thank goodness...
411
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,910
Honestly, I'm so pleased.
412
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:18,880
But as a result, I guess we're just
back to where we started.
413
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,800
I wouldn't mind that.
414
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,750
What?
415
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:27,010
Even if Tarou were to be a hella masochist forever, I lo-
416
00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:27,800
Lo?
417
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:28,760
Lo?
418
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:29,890
Lo.
419
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,010
Lo?
420
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:35,480
L-L-L-L-Looks like a wonderful thing to me!
421
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:39,900
What's up with her?
422
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,730
You thoughtless pig!
423
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:44,740
What is it? So sudden...
424
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:47,160
We're going to resume treatment tomorrow.
425
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:51,200
I'll reshape your rotten, hella masochist guts,
so you better prepare yourself,
426
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,450
Pig-Boy!
427
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:57,830
yappari tarinai love me love me!
428
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:57,830
It's still not enough, love me love me!
429
00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:01,040
semete tasseishinakucha muriyari?
430
00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:01,040
At least I have to achieve it even by force?
431
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,290
muriyari!
432
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,290
by force
433
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,710
sutte haitara kokuhaku biyori
434
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,710
After I take a deep breath, it's confession time.
435
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,380
anshinsarenai watashi ga iru yo
436
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,380
But here I am, being uneasy.
437
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:10,600
kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu... banzai!
438
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:10,600
It has to be special. It is special. Banzai!
439
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,890
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
440
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,890
chikakute yada... na no?
441
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,890
Do you not like being close?
442
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,930
soretomo... ii no?
443
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:14,930
Or...do you like it?
444
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,940
yotte sagatte ushiro no shoumen
445
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,940
Approach, then retreat, the front of the back
446
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:20,230
kyoufu to warai wa niteiru kamo ne
447
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:20,230
Fear and happiness might be similar.
448
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,730
yotte takatte suki desu
449
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,730
I want to approach you, I like you.
450
00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:22,190
ne?
451
00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:22,190
Right?
452
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,530
aishite koishite docchi mo nigate
453
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,530
I'm bad at loving and adoring.
454
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,820
junjou katamichi ippouteki na
455
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,820
It's a purely one-sided
456
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:26,150
soudan juudan da-dan-da download
457
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:26,150
bullet-like counseling being downloaded.
458
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:27,450
souda! souda!
459
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:27,450
That's right! That's right!
460
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:28,780
ai ni wa koi ni wa kinchou hitsuyou
461
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:28,780
In love and romance, tension is needed.
462
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,200
junjou bunbu ryouritsusasete insert insert insert
463
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,200
Pure hearted aggression and artistry needs to combined.
464
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,910
yume ga mitai
465
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,910
I want to dream
466
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:38,830
kirawarete mo shouganai kedo
467
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:38,830
It can't be helped if I become hated, but...
468
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:44,800
watashi no me ni wa kimi ga kirakira
469
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:44,800
In my eyes, you're glittering
470
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,760
doushite?
471
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,760
Why?
472
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,550
souda... Teach me please
473
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,550
I know... Teach me please
474
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,010
demo shikkari kimete yo love you love you
475
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,010
But make a firm choice, love you love you!
476
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:54,850
seki wa ikko dake dakara muriyari!
477
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:54,850
There's only one seat so take it by force!
478
00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:55,470
muriyari!
479
00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:55,470
by force
480
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,270
yappari tarinai love me love me!
481
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,270
It's still not enough, love me love me!
482
00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:59,940
semete tasseishinakucha mune, itai.
483
00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:59,940
At least I have to succeed but my heart aches.
484
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:05,650
tonikaku kimochi ga tomaranai no
485
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:05,650
Anyways, my feelings just won't stop.
486
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,780
shikkari kimete yo love you love you
487
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,780
Make a firm choice! Love you! Love you!
488
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,910
semete chousenshitai yo shitai yo!
489
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,910
At least, I have to take a chance! I have to!
490
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:10,990
shitai yo!
491
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:10,990
I have to!
492
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,620
sutte kondo wa shoudaku biyori
493
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,620
Take a deep breath, and now it's decision time.
494
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:16,290
anshinsasetai watashi ni shite yo
495
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:16,290
I want you to have peace of mind, so pick me
496
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:20,210
datte tokubetsu kimi wa tokubetsu... oshite!
497
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:20,210
Because it's special. You're special...Push it!
498
00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:22,460
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!!
499
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,170
It baked elegantly and beautifully.
500
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,320
Tatsumi Antoinette XVI's specially-handmade cookie!
501
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,400
Now, I shall take it over to Commoner Number One.
502
00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:39,040
Wait, why to Tarou?! I don't have
those feelings for him!
503
00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:39,980
Next Time:
504
00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:39,980
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