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Gosh, Tarou-chan... You're always so cool!
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I can't resist this anymore!
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Aww! I was just getting to the good part!
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Yuuno Arashiko?!
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Received Mail
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Yuuno Arashiko
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Good Morning
Tarou
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Did you study for the mini-test?
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Let's do our best
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❤
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"Did you study for the mini-test?"
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"Let's do our best"...?
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And just who is this person?!
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Mother!
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I came here to spend some quality time with my beloved Tarou-san.
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But what is that?!
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At today's club
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With Mio-san
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Checking with the
times
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On the way home
today
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At today's club
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With Mio-san
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Checking with the
times
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On the way home
today
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About the
English
homework
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With Mio-san
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Checking with the
times
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On the way home
today
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About the
English
homework
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In front of the
station
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Checking with the
times
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On the way home
today
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About the
English
homework
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In front of the
station
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Thing from
before
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On the way home
today
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About the
English
homework
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In front of the
station
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Thing from
before
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Usagi Katagi's
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They're all from Arashiko!
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Could she be... after Tarou-san?!
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Shizuka-san.
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Yes!
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We're going to remove her from the picture.
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Of course!
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Help!!
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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soko no mayoeru omae hisoukan mansai no face
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Hey you lost boy, with a face full of despair
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sugaru wara mo misuterya
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If you throw out the straw you're leaning on,
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soremo shouganai ka?
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I guess that can't be helped either?
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unmei wa kyou mo (meisou)
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Fate is (straying away)
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ijiwaru dakara (bousou)
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Being mean again today (going beserk)
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semete watashi ga mikata shitetai nanika dekiru kana
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At least I want to be on your side, but what can I do?
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NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh My God!
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makasetemite
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Try leaving it to me
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YES!! Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu Help U
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girigiri no senja nurui
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Just getting there is too weak,
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hametsushichatte zero tte sonde?
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get destroyed to nothing and then?
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katakuna na DNA muri wa kinmotsu
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DNA is stubborn. Overdoing isn't allowed.
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kyousei shuuryou gobyou mae (sunzen)
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With 5 seconds remaining I ended it forcefully (right before)
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umare kawaresou na yokan? (zenzen)
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Feeling like getting reborn? (no way)
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genbashugi kouseisasechaeba Go to hebun ♡
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If we do the hands-on-approach rehab; you'll go to HEAVEN ❤ !
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umu wo iwasazu
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Without even letting you say yes
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ano te kono te de
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With these hands
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ima sugu tadashite ageru wa
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I'll fix you up right away
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chotto sonzaikan ijou ni kininaru faarinrabu miman ga
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A little fall in love feeling bigger than your presence is
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nasakenai kao shite hottokenai n da
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making me unable to leave you alone with that miserable face.
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jinseikan kaeru youna deai shita n dakara
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I made it a meeting to change your outlook on life.
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ato wa sareru ga mama nagasarechaeba ii no yo
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So just start going along with the flow
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he! ru! pu! iku yo!
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I'm off to HELP YOU!
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My Mayhem-Filled Home
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Stop moving so slowly, you damned maggot!
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You hardcore, masochistic soldier...!
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Please...
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How many times do I have to tell you that you're supposed to get to the prone?
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You wimp of a soldier!
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I-It's impossible!
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It's not impossible!
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If, by military-style training, you were to gain the spirit that can't even lose to your masochism,
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then your disease would be cured immediately.
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Ain't I awesome?
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Wha-
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What the hell do you think you're looking at?!
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Insulting your superiors is against the Military Law!
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Start over!
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Hey! Don't keep your superiors waiting!
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Hurry the fuck up and crawl over here!
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H-How can you expect me to do that...?
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A-And why are there land mines everywhere?!
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Don't talk back to me!
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You maggot, pig-boy, pig-boy-maggot!
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A pig-boy-maggot? That's going a bit too far!
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Oh, my... Those eyes that look down upon the filthy me.
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If I can make it there...
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Superior Isurugi!
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I, Pig-boy, have made it alive all the way to your feet!
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Good job, Pig-boy.
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As a reward, I will massage you with my foot.
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Ah! The sole of your foot... It feels so good!
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You perversion allergen.
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There's no possible way we can cure you of your masochism, fucker.
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Gonna go fly at the speed of light.
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Gonna go fly at the speed of light.
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Time to receive my prize!
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What a... pervert...
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Mio-sama!
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You fucking creep!
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You're just a tiny maggot!
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Is it possible that... you were getting excited by the mere thought of my feet rubbing your stomach against the ground?
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Bullseye, eh?
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What are we going to do with you?
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Oh look, you've even got your "nasty juice"
all over Mio-sama's fingers.
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How do you plan on taking responsibility if I were infected by your perversions?
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Oh? Your face looks like you're about to go to heaven.
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You're such a creep.
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I'm at a lost for words; this is just pathetic.
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You damned, perverted Pig-boy.
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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Shivers
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As punishment for your actions, I expect you to do 1,000 push-ups!
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What?!
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Though, it'd be boring if they were plain old push-ups.
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I know exactly how to make this punishment interesting.
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Instead of adding weights, I'll just sit atop you.
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Though I may be a bit too light for you, anyway!
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Th-This... this situation...
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A horse?!!
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Just like a horse!
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Hey! Who the hell told you to gallop?!
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Don't tell me you're...
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Hey!!!
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You ass!
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Yeehaw!
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Even for me, that was a bit much...
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Don't tell me you plan on training in this filthy room, too?
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Call it the "Tactical Meeting Room"!
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Medic!
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Yes!
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Yuuno?!
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That outfit...
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Actually, you see...
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The Angel of the Battlefield is the nurse, isn't it?
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Hey, you shouldn't be forced to do this, especially if you don't want to.
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How rude.
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You're making it sound like I forced her to wear it.
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Yeah, I was the one that wanted to wear it.
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What?
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I always loved nurse uniforms...
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But I'm not as pretty as Mio-san, so...
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It's a bit odd, isn't it?
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N-No... That's not true at all...
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Really...?
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Do I look good in it?
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Yeah, you do.
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Hey, Pig-boy.
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What about me? Do I look good, too?
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Definitely.
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In your own way.
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Hey, what's with the sudden change in attitude?!
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But seriously, Nurse Arashiko sure is cute!
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In fact, she's too good for the likes of you, Pig-boy.
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Oh, come on.
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O-Okay then... we'll now get started with your physical.
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Or something...
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Yuuno?!
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I'M SO SORRY, BUT MEN SCARE ME!
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Oh God, YES!
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I guess this is what intensive care means!
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And, yet again, we've failed.
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How on Earth is this perverted freak ever going to change?
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Keep hitting me!
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Goddammit!
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Clench your teeth, will ya?!
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I'll be going home from here now!
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I'm home.
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Wh-What happened to you, Tarou-chan?!
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We'll talk later! For now, go take a bath!
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Please, take it off. Hurry, hurry!
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It's okay, I can do it myself.
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I'm gonna take my clothes off, too!
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What?
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What are you doing?!
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We're going to bathe together!
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I can join too, right?
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Get the hell out!
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Tarou-san, you're so mean!
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Target item, hijacked.
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We did it, Shizuka-san!
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The Mail Check of Love...
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Received E-mail
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Yuuno Arashiko
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Sorry about before
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Tarou, I'm really sorry about before...
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I want to cure my androphobia soon so that
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I won't kill you so much...
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"Before"?!
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And it's from Arashiko again, too!
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Oh, it's from Tarou!
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What should I do?
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Who could it be on a holiday?
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Yuuno?!
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I-I came to visit.
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How are you feeling?
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What do you mean?
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You caught a cold because of me, didn't you?
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I'm so sorry!
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As you can see, I'm doing fine.
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But I got a text from you...
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A text?
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Oh, is it a friend?
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Welcome!
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Sis?!
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Mom?!
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Tarou-chan is mine!
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Spit it out, what kind of relationship are you two in?!
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Crap... If they find out about Yuuno's condition...
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U-Um!
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Tarou! I mean...
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I'm Sado Tarou-kun's classmate, Yuuno Arashiko.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Oh, no, the pleasure is all ours.
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Huh?!
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Thank you for always helping Tarou out.
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I am his mother, Tomoko.
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And I'm his older sister, Shizuka.
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I hope we can get along, Yuuno-san!
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What's happening here...?
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This situation...
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M-Me too, I hope we can get along!
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What are you doing, Tarou-san?
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Please let Yuuno-san inside.
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Oh, yeah. Please, come in.
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O-Okay, thank you very much.
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Welcome...
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To the Hell-House...
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I'm feeling pretty nervous.
268
00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:07,650
Um...
269
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,620
Is there anything I can help you with?
270
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,440
Just make yourself at home, Yuuno.
271
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,890
You're our guest, after all.
272
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:14,690
But...
273
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:17,030
Tarou-san, could you please pass me a plate?
274
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:17,660
Sure.
275
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:20,790
I want you to help me out next!
276
00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:22,170
Okay, okay.
277
00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:23,840
Is this fine?
278
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,610
Thank you, Tarou-san.
279
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,360
Could you please carry this?
280
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,010
Sure.
281
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,300
We can manage the rest on our own.
282
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,570
You sure?
283
00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,160
Well, just ask if you need any more help.
284
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,010
How nice...
285
00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,040
Whoa...
286
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,010
The food looks amazing!
287
00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:46,820
Okay, dig in!
288
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:48,330
Thank you very much.
289
00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:50,720
And we still have tons more left if you want extra!
290
00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:51,440
Okay!
291
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:55,820
Hey, is it always this prestigious in your home?
292
00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:58,160
Nah... not really.
293
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,710
Shizuka-san, it's working.
294
00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:03,170
Time to put phase two in motion...
295
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,020
So, Yuuno-san...
296
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,760
There's no need to hold back. Eat to your heart's content!
297
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,620
Okay, thank you for the food!
298
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,050
This is really good!
299
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,740
Oh, really? Thank you very much!
300
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:20,900
I'm glad it suits your taste.
301
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:24,940
I'm very impressed, seeing as how I cannot cook for myself.
302
00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:28,570
With practice, I'm sure you'd be able to make something as simple as this in no time!
303
00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,290
What the hell's going on...?
304
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:35,570
They usually get annoying and really hyped up whenever I'm involved...
305
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:38,870
Then do you want to cook together next time?
306
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:40,370
I thought they'd kick her out of the house, but...
307
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,740
Yeah! That's a great idea!
308
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,360
I can't believe it.
309
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:46,210
Hey, Yuuno-san, what kind of relationship are you in with Tarou-chan?
310
00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,140
W-Well...
311
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,930
We're in the same class and the same club.
312
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,220
Oh, and we also walk together on our way back from school.
313
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,670
Yuuno! You just stepped on a land mine!
314
00:12:56,670 --> 00:13:00,100
Is that so? It sounds like you two are lovers, then!
315
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:00,970
What?
316
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:04,390
Could you two perhaps already be dating?
317
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,360
Th-That's... Well, not yet...
318
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,970
So then, something like... waiting for it to happen?
319
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,120
What the...? What's with this unusually normal conversation...?
320
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:22,970
If it's someone nice like you, Yuuno-san, I feel relieved as a parent.
321
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,740
Is this a dream?
322
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,530
No. Could they have...
323
00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:29,420
Could they have finally arisen as a normal family?!
324
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,880
I'm not sad, but tears are pouring out of my eyes!
325
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,410
Tarou, what's wrong?
326
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,150
It's a little different from our rehearsal with the dolls.
327
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:49,310
It nearly took my soul...
328
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:52,090
Looks like there's no choice but to move onto phase three!
329
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,440
It's prepared already!
330
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:03,910
Oh, I probably will never forget...
331
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,010
Today, this vibrant day!
332
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,340
Thank you, Yuuno.
333
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:11,500
Thank you, world!
334
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,010
You weirdo!
335
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,150
Here, please come in.
336
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:19,770
Wha-
337
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,680
What the hell is this?!
338
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,330
What's with this pigsty...
339
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,760
This is, uh... How can I say this...?
340
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,630
All right!
341
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:33,320
I may not be able to cook, but I'm definitely good at cleaning.
342
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,570
Yuuno?
343
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:37,240
What's wrong?
344
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,680
That!
345
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:45,030
T-T-Tarou... d-do you... like this kind of thing?
346
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:45,870
No way!
347
00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:48,890
E-E-Even if you like muscles, I wouldn't...
348
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,570
This is all a big misunderstanding!
349
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,930
Y-You have these interests too...?
350
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:57,460
No!
351
00:14:57,460 --> 00:15:00,200
I don't remember collecting any of this!
352
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:12,730
The tea... is cold now...
353
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,330
Yeah...
354
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:19,040
Should I make some more?
355
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,870
No, it's okay.
356
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:25,090
I'm really sorry about everything that's happened.
357
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,090
Don't worry about it.
358
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:28,850
Hey.
359
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:33,500
You must feel unpleasant being alone with a guy.
360
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,360
I'm sorry I couldn't realize that sooner.
361
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:40,340
Anyway, should we head back down?
362
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,350
Maybe if my sister and mom were with us...
363
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,280
No...
364
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,380
I'm all right.
365
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,220
Thanks, Tarou.
366
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:54,360
Honestly, I was a little frightened.
367
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:55,920
But...
368
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,860
I'm okay now.
369
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:04,060
Since it's you... I don't mind.
370
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,370
What's wrong, Tarou?
371
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,870
You know...
372
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:16,320
You... shouldn't say things like that when you're alone with a guy...
373
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,830
Huh? Why?
374
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,030
"Why?"
375
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,710
K-K-Kiss?!
376
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:28,220
B-But if it's Tarou, then...
377
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,870
Tarou-chan!
378
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,870
Tarou-san!
379
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,750
What was with that pink atmosphere just then?
380
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,940
I-It was so much that you could have kissed!
381
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,380
If it comes to that, then...
382
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,440
We'll have to move onto phase four!
383
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,400
Yuuno-san!
384
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,320
Yes!
385
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,980
If you want to talk about how much time you've spent with Tarou...
386
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:49,330
Then we've got you beat.
387
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,560
My albums!
388
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,560
Look at this!
389
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,740
This is Tarou-san when he was just a baby!
390
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:56,990
What do you think? Isn't it very lovable?
391
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:59,170
So true! It's very cute.
392
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:03,330
He'd call out "Onee-chan, Onee-chan!" and would never leave my side!
393
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:08,050
Only we know Tarou-san to such lengths!
394
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,050
Please stop already!
395
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:12,470
He's like, "I was born to see you, Tomoko. I love you!"
396
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:12,900
Hey!
397
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:16,030
He said, "Onee-chan! Let's get married when we're older!"
398
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,560
Don't fabricate quotes!
399
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,310
Tarou-san really loves me!
400
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,310
Tarou-chan really loves me!
401
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:27,300
I'll just tell you now, but I was the first woman Tarou-san came in contact with at birth.
402
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:31,220
You should be well aware of your age.
403
00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:37,210
To Mum
404
00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:37,210
Shoulder Massaging
Ticket
405
00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:37,210
Tarou
406
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,450
How about this then?
407
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:37,210
The Shoulder Massaging Tickets that Tarou-san gave me on Mother's Day!
408
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:42,460
Then what about this? The necklace he gave me on my 15th birthday!
409
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,720
The intensely pleasurable manga he was secretly writing!
410
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,710
The first porn magazine he ever bought!
411
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:52,570
Shizuka-san! Why do you keep trying to compete with me?
412
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,700
Oh... Have mercy on me.
413
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,700
That's my line!
414
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,400
Phase four can go to hell now!
415
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:05,490
Sorry, everything started to get all... weird.
416
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:07,630
You can say that again.
417
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,320
Well...
418
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:16,250
So you have seven albums?
419
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:20,920
Oh yeah, apparently they'd been taking photos of me every minute when I was a kid.
420
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,500
I'm envious.
421
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,320
I could tell as soon as I entered.
422
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,390
That your house was a warm and lovable place...
423
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,940
Warm?
424
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,720
Yeah, the atmosphere.
425
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,590
A family that's always spending time together.
426
00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,030
That's what I felt.
427
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,970
It's nice to have a family, isn't it?
428
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,210
Yuuno...
429
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,040
Hey, Tarou?
430
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,210
Could you listen to me without laughing?
431
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:00,900
Of course.
432
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:01,850
You really won't?!
433
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,620
No, I won't.
434
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,240
You see... I have a dream.
435
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:16,270
When I grow up, I'm going to marry the man I love most... and have a warm and loving family with him.
436
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:21,140
W-Weird... isn't it?
437
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,280
I'm androphobic, and I hit guys so much...
438
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,770
It's not weird.
439
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:32,030
Really...?
440
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,660
It's not weird at all.
441
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,620
Thank you... Tarou.
442
00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:44,220
You're the first person I've ever told this to...
443
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,450
Really?
444
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,590
Yeah, so you've got to keep it a secret, okay?
445
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,380
Our little secret...
446
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,670
Okay, be sure to send my regards to your mom!
447
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:56,950
Y-Yuuno!
448
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,620
See you tomorrow!
449
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,010
Yuuno-san is such a good girl!
450
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:07,280
My heart's going to be crushed from all my guilt!
451
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,230
What could that be...
452
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,710
The hell?!
453
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:19,320
"Save Tarou-san From the Hands of the Witch" Plan - Overview (Confidential Document)
454
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,920
Oh, I see. Now I understand.
455
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:24,920
That's...
456
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,540
I was thinking how strange it was.
457
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,070
But I never thought you'd go this far.
458
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,530
This is seriously unacceptable!
459
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,090
Sorry!
460
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:37,780
Hey! Wait there!
461
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:40,990
Michiru-sensei!
462
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,060
'Sup, Sado Tarou.
463
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,090
I caught them by reflex, actually.
464
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,640
Are these two your family members?
465
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,970
Yes, unfortunately.
466
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,320
Young and beautiful.
467
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:54,770
I would love to do a photo shoot with them.
468
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,910
Feel free.
469
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,120
Please, do as you wish with them!
470
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,990
Even school swimsuits with glasses are allowed?
471
00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:03,210
No!
472
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,500
Of course!
473
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,000
What about nude with just aprons?
474
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,260
Why?!
475
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:09,500
That's okay, too!
476
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,520
Sado Tarou, you are an amazing person right now!
477
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,930
No!
478
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,910
yappari tarinai love me love me!
479
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,910
It's still not enough, love me love me!
480
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:24,620
semete dassen shinakucha muriyari
481
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:24,620
We have to go off-course by force
482
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,140
muriyari
483
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,140
by force
484
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,280
sutte haitara kokuhaku
485
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,280
Breathe in and out, it's time to confess
486
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,440
tteyori anshin sarenai watashi ga iru yo
487
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,440
Well I'm actually the one who can't be calm
488
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,310
kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu banzai!
489
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,310
Probably special, he's probably special. Hooray!
490
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,510
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
491
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,010
chikakute yada nano? sore to mo ii no?
492
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,010
Do you not like it so close? Or is it okay?
493
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,990
yotte sagatte ushiro no shoumen
494
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,990
Come up, back down, the face behind
495
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,270
kyoufu to warai wa niteiru kamo ne
496
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,270
Maybe fear and laughter are similar
497
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,760
yotte takatte suki desu
498
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,760
Come here, gather around me, I love you
499
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,250
ne?
500
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,250
Ok?
501
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,610
aashite koushite docchi mo nitete
502
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,610
I do this and that but they're both similar
503
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,880
junjyou kakujin ippouteki na
504
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,880
Pure feelings, each person, one-sidedness
505
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,560
soudan jyuudan dadan dadan dan (doudan doudan)
506
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,560
consultation bullets babam babam bam! (ditto ditto)
507
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,540
ai no koi no kinchou
508
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,540
Love and crushes are both nerve-wrecking
509
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,330
chou jyunjyou bubun ryouritsu settei
510
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,330
super pure feeling portion compatibility setting
511
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,240
Return! Return! Return!
512
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,770
yume ga mitai
513
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,770
I want to dream
514
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,750
kirawaretemo shouga nai kedo
515
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,750
It can't be helped if I become hated, but...
516
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:08,850
watashi no me ni wa kimi ga kirakira
517
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:08,850
In my eyes, you're glittering
518
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,410
doushite?
519
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,410
Why?
520
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,640
souda! please please please!
521
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,640
I know! Please please please!
522
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,070
demo shikkari kimete yo love you love you!
523
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,070
But make a firm choice, love you love you!
524
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:19,220
seki wa ikko dake dakara muriyari (muriyari)
525
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:19,220
There's only one seat, go by force (by force)
526
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,250
yappari tarinai love me love me!
527
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,250
It's still not enough, love me love me!
528
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,020
semete dassen shinakucha mune itai
529
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,020
We at least have to go off-course, my chest hurts
530
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:29,620
tonikaku kimochi ga tomaranai no
531
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:29,620
My feelings just won't stop
532
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,830
shikkari kimete yo love you love you!
533
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:31,830
Make a firm choice, love you love you!
534
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,050
semete chousen shitai yo shitai yo (shitai yo)
535
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,050
I at least want to want to challenge myself (want to)
536
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:37,210
sutte kondo wa shoudaku
537
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:37,210
Breathe in, this time I'll accept him
538
00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:40,330
tteyori anshin sasetai watashi ni shite yo
539
00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:40,330
More like I want to make you calm, choose me
540
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,970
datte tokubetsu kimi wa tokubetsu
541
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,970
Because it's special, you're special
542
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,200
Okay!
543
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,790
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
544
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,210
Yay!
545
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,660
Good morning.
546
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,430
Mom... what's with that getup?
547
00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:01,280
I understand everything about Yuuno-san, but...
548
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,950
We're curious about this other girl called Isurugi Mio, too!
549
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:05,950
You too?!
550
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,480
And because of that, we're going to school with you today!
551
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,500
But for now, the morning kiss is the top priority!
552
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,380
Yes!
553
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,240
Tarou-chan!
554
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,240
Tarou-san!
555
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,440
Give me a morning kiss~
556
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:23,770
Th-These two just don't get enough!
557
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,010
I would do anything for Tarou-chan.
558
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:31,380
If he's lonely, I'd sleep with him, go naked for him, and even get on top!
559
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:34,980
Me too. If it were for Tarou-san,
I'd bathe with him and we'd wash each other!
560
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,050
That's enough!
561
00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:38,890
Tarou-chan, I love you!
562
00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:38,890
Tarou-san, I love you!
563
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,980
Next Time:
564
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,980
A Midsummer's Love Triangle?
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