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x+y = 9001. Hurfdurf...
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O evil spirit, begone!
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O power of mana which fills the atmosphere...
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erase all the evil masochistic ghosts that have possessed you for so long!
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Th-Th-Th-The wax, the wax, the wax!
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The wax...!
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Stop...
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Please, more!
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Mio looks perfect in a witch costume, too.
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14,000...
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You damn pig!
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15,000...
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16,000...
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17,000...
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18,000...
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Fucking evil spirit!
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20,000...!
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Amazing!
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That's enough already!
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Huh?
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Men scare me!
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This isn't going to cure me!
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I've finally found you.
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Noa's assistant!
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Help!!
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu... YES!! Help U
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soko no mayoeru omae hisoukan mansai no face
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Hey you lost boy, with a face full of despair
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sugaru wara mo misuterya
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If you throw out the straw you're leaning on,
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soremo shouganai ka?
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I guess that can't be helped either?
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unmei wa kyou mo (meisou)
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Fate is (straying away)
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ijiwaru dakara (bousou)
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Being mean again today (going beserk)
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semete watashi ga mikata shitetai nanika dekiru kana
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At least I want to be on your side, but what can I do?
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NO!! Jesus crisis! Oh My God!
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makasetemite
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Try leaving it to me
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YES!! Chu-ru-Chu-Chu-Chu Help U
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girigiri no senja nurui
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Just getting there is too weak,
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hametsushichatte zero tte sonde?
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get destroyed to nothing and then?
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katakuna na DNA muri wa kinmotsu
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DNA is stubborn. Overdoing isn't allowed.
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kyousei shuuryou gobyou mae (sunzen)
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With 5 seconds remaining I ended it forcefully (right before)
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umare kawaresou na yokan? (zenzen)
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Feeling like getting reborn? (no way)
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genbashugi kouseisasechaeba Go to hebun ♡
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If we do the hands-on-approach rehab; you'll go to HEAVEN ❤ !
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umu wo iwasazu
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Without even letting you say yes
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ano te kono te de
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With these hands
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ima sugu tadashite ageru wa
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I'll fix you up right away
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chotto sonzaikan ijou ni kininaru faarinrabu miman ga
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A little fall in love feeling bigger than your presence is
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nasakenai kao shite hottokenai n da
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making me unable to leave you alone with that miserable face.
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jinseikan kaeru youna deai shita n dakara
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I made it a meeting to change your outlook on life.
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ato wa sareru ga mama nagasarechaeba ii no yo
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So just start going along with the flow
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he! ru! pu! iku yo!
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I'm off to HELP YOU!
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The Genius Girl's Runaway Panic!
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That Yumi... Why now?
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Morning!
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Oh, hey.
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What's that? A love letter?
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It's nothing like that.
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Tatsukichi's pretty popular amongst the girls.
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Sado Tarou-sama
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Sado Tarou-sama
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Sado Tarou-sama
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Sado Tarou-sama
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Sado Tarou-sama
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Sado Tarou-sama
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Sado Tarou-sama
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C-C-Could this be...
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Good day, there is something I wish to talk with you about, XOXO.
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Please come to the inventor's club room today after school...
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I'll be waiting! XOXO!
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Th-This really is a love letter!
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Hey... does our school have an inventor's club?
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Hiiragi-senpai, the president of the club, is really well-known.
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Apparently she's a genius with an IQ of over 200, and she's written countless reports and patents.
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Didn't you know?
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Wow...
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She's really cute, too.
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Tarou.
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Y-Yuuno!
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What's that piece of paper?
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Oh, th-this is nothing!
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Anyway, what's up?
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Oh, right.
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I just got a phone call... Apparently, Mio-san will be absent today.
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Oh? That's rare.
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Does that mean we're canceling club activities for today?
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No, I got a message from Mio-san.
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She said, "Don't skip the club just because I'm not there!"
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Oh...
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As I explained before, the sine, cosine, and tangent...
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Should I assume this to be a love letter?
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I wonder what kind of girl she is...
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Please conjugate the words on page 50 to match the present or past participles...
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No, wait...
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Even if it happened to get into a good atmosphere...
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If she finds out that I'm a masochist...
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She's definitely going to shy away!
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On July 14th, 1789...
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No, there's no way that a guy like me would receive a love letter in the first place.
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Wait...!
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What if this is a threat from someone who found out about my masochism?
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What should I do?!
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What's he hiding...?
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Yeah, there's no other way but to go!
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Hey.
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When did you get here?!
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Club's going to start now.
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Let's go together.
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Um...
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You will go to the club room, won't you?
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Sorry! I have something else to do!
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Tarou!
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I'll be there later!
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Gosh...
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Invention Club
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H-Here I am...
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Excuse me.
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I was waiting for you, Sado Tarou-kun.
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Noa's called Hiiragi Noa!
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I'm the prez of the invention club.
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Hiiragi Noa-san?
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You already knew about Noa?
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Ah, yes! I've heard something about you being a real genius...
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Yes indeed! Noa is a genius!
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Such a cute girl... is interested in a guy like me...?
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Sado-kun...
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Y-Yes!
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Noa has an important favor to ask you...
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A favor...?
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Am I... not allowed?
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Ah, n-no!
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Being told that it's an important favor with those cute eyes...
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I want you to help with Noa's important experiment...
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Huh? An experiment?
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Sado-kun is special, the only one who can do it!
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U-Uh, w-well...
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Uh-
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If Sado-kun is going to work together with me,
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Noa is willing to do anything for you.
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Wh-What?
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What?!
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High school boys are all perverts.
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Noa knows because she's a genius.
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If I go along with those feelings... then everything goes as I want.
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Right?
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What on earth are you doing?!
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To get Sado-kun to cooperate with me...
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Noa will go nude.
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So please.
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Please cooperate with Noa.
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If you don't cooperate with me...
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I can't unhook this.
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I-I understand.
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Really?!
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Let's get going then!
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What is this?
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Starting the experiment now!
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Here we go!
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I'll give you more and more pain now!
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This is all very fine, thank you very much...
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The experiment has... succeeded!
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Thanks to you, the plans I've started are progressing well.
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I thank you!
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I got here too late!
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Who are you...?
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I'm Noa-sama's assistant, Himura Yukinojyou.
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The "Let's Make Humanity Perverted" plan?
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What is that?
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I'll explain later.
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We have to stop Noa-sama quickly,
or all human beings will become perverts.
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Huh?
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The first stage is already complete.
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All students of Sakuramori High School have been made into perverts!
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Collar bone! Oh this collar bone!
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I can't give up the line of the Adam's Apple!
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Oh yes! Bloomers!
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I'll go nude all the way!
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I've always been attracted to you, Senpai...
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You can call me "Onee-sama"...
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What's going on...?
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Noa-sama discovered the "Pervert Energy" that only perverts emit.
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By using it, she can bring out the inner pervert even from normal human beings.
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What?!
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I petition for a rebirth of bloomers in our society!
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Noa-sama is planning to turn all people on Earth into perverts using this power.
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Seriously?!
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I am the true queen! Now, bow down to me.
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Get out of my way, Tatsukichi!
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Let me massage you...
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That's not massaging!
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Hey, stop tha-
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Oh, Arashiko-sama... more. Step on me more!
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Boys are scary!
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Are you okay?
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But it's your fault that this is happening.
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Now it's my fault?
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This plan came to fruition because you have a nonsensical amount of Pervert Energy.
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If only I had stopped Noa-sama earlier...
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What's this...?
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No, no!
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These are Hiiragi-san's socks...
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Wait! No, please don't look at them! It's not like that!
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Are you...
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Don't look- It's not what you think!
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I'm nothing like what you may think;
it's a part of human nature to admire cute things!
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Here.
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So you entered the inventor's club because of Hiiragi-san, eh?
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No! Cute Noa-sama with the rockin' hot miracle body promised me...
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That she'd make a machine to turn all humans into lolis!
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So you're a pervert, too...
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Anyway, we have to chase Noa-sama immediately!
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So, where is Hiiragi-san right now?
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Over there.
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Wow!
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It's a machine to resonate Pervert Energy and transmit it to the entire world.
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What?!
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We have to stop Noa-sama!
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Hold it right there!
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What're you doing? Don't stop Noa-sama!
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Stop disturbing Noa-sama!
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This is bad.
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We'll use this.
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An invention by Noa-sama that converts the Pervert Energy into a superpower: The "DX Hentai Belt."
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This is amazing! That's my Sado-kun!
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This is some splendid Pervert Energy!
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Oh! Something is building up!
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All right!
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You old hags! I don't have any interest in you!
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Wait, you asshole...
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Just because you have a decent face there...
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Looks like you just made all the unpopular guys your enemies...
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I'll stop them here.
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Sado-kun, you go to the rooftop!
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Go, hurry!
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Before everything becomes irreversible!
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Thanks, Himura!
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Sado-kun... The fate of the world rests in your hands...
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Himura! You were one amazing man!
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Even though you're a lolicon!
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Woah! help me, Noa-sama!
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Hiiragi-san, please don't do anything stupid!
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I'm done with you already, Sado-kun.
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Humanity will be changed into perverts using all the Pervert Energy that I have collected here.
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00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,130
I won't let that happen!
264
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,050
Don't disturb Noa!
265
00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:34,020
Attack! Crush that guy there!
266
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,520
Seriously?
267
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:40,820
What the hell is this?! Help me!
268
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:02,940
It's only a while longer until the world becomes the one Noa longs for...
269
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:13,770
I-If only... I had more power...
270
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:18,030
This is a belt that converts your Pervert Energy into a superpower...
271
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,220
Pervert Energy...
272
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,530
Right!
273
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:25,370
This is a one-shot opportunity, but...
274
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:31,920
Pig-boy? What's up?
275
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,210
Senpai...
276
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,080
How are you feeling?
277
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,340
Are you calling me because... you're worried about me?
278
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,440
There's something I want to tell you, Senpai.
279
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,050
Huh?
280
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,930
What... is it?
281
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,300
You're a fucking ugly flat-chested bitch!
282
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,060
You worthless Pig-boy!
283
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:52,890
That was fast!
284
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,700
Who are you calling ugly, eh...?
285
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,850
And did you just call me flat-chested?
286
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,230
And a bitch?
287
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,920
I'm sorry!
288
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,920
Shut the fuck up, you flat-chest!
289
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,320
Stop getting so full of your flat-chested self when you don't have any breasts to back it up!
290
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,580
I see... I never knew you were suicidal...
291
00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:16,250
I'm drowning in pleasure!
292
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:16,270
You perverted pig ass!
293
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:25,070
F-Fuck you... Pig-boy!!!
294
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,720
You're only a pervert Pig-boy, and you still dare do that to Mio-sama?!
295
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,480
Stop liking it, dammit!
296
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,740
You fucking perverted masochist!
297
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:43,070
More! More! More! Give me more, please!
298
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,360
What is this...?
299
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:01,370
Thank you very much, Senpai.
300
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:06,480
Thanks to you, I was able to evolve into a Super Hella Masochist.
301
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,590
Huh?!
302
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,360
It's dangerous here. Please step back.
303
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,480
Wh-What the hell are you saying?
304
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,780
Go! Hurry!
305
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,490
While I'm still in my right mind!
306
00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:16,100
Hey!
307
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:31,240
This is nothing!
308
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:37,540
Hiiragi-san, it's time to end this.
309
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,870
Stop fooling around with me!
310
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:42,750
Limiter Release! Demolish all that gets in the way!
311
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,680
The power that surpasses the power of a masochist! I'll show you the power of Super Hella Hentai!
312
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,390
What is this?
313
00:15:58,650 --> 00:15:59,680
HE-N-TA-I-HAAAAAAAAA!
314
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,490
HE-N-TA-I-HAAAAAAAAA!
315
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:01,400
HE-N-TA-I-HAAAAAAAAA!
316
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,260
HE-N-TA-I-HAAAAAAAAA!
317
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,520
HE-N-TA-I-HAAAAAAAAA!
318
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,700
D-Did I do it?
319
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,750
Unfortunately for you, Sado-kun, it's Noa's victory.
320
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,620
All preparations are complete now.
321
00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:32,760
Soon, the Pervert Energy will be transmitted all over the world!
322
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:37,260
The world will become a haven of perverts!
323
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,430
Why are you doing such a thing?!
324
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,100
It is to...
325
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,130
Make Noa some comrades.
326
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,830
Noa is a genius.
327
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,740
Different from all others, a chosen existence.
328
00:16:56,570 --> 00:17:00,600
That's why I had never played with people my own age.
329
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,620
Noa wants to play with friends!
330
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:08,710
I can play with them after I finish studying, right?
331
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:09,880
Right, right?
332
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,850
Noa... only wanted some friends.
333
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:22,420
But Noa is always alone...
334
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,350
Because I'm not normal...
335
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:27,900
It'd be fine if everyone's abnormal.
336
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,070
That's why... That's why...!
337
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,360
I'm going to turn everybody into perverts!
338
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,860
Hiiragi-san...
339
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:39,370
That way... Noa won't be alone anymore.
340
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,780
So that's how it is...
341
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:48,280
Because of this thing called masochism, I've suffered through solitude too.
342
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,870
But Hiiragi-san went through even more...
343
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,220
I'll join you if you don't mind, Hiiragi-san!
344
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:59,800
Let's do all the things you've ever wanted to do.
345
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,220
Let's do "normal stuff" together.
346
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,090
Sado-kun...
347
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,560
So? What do you want to do?
348
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:08,940
Come on!
349
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,170
Then, then! Playing house!
350
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:15,020
The swings!
351
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,180
The jungle gym and...
352
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:16,970
playing catch ball!
353
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,660
And then, and then...
354
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,080
Oh no!
355
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,280
This is...?
356
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,140
It's entered the final stage!
357
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,700
It's too late already!
358
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:28,420
Eh?!
359
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:31,880
All humanity will become perverts in a minute's time!
360
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,180
What?!
361
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:38,530
This is no good! Even Noa can't stop this!
362
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,180
How could this be...?
363
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,350
So all we can do is wait for all of humanity to become perverted?
364
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:49,270
Isn't there... anything more that I can do...?
365
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,780
This is... the end?
366
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:59,580
Pervert, embrace the Grand Path...
367
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,410
These voices are...?
368
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,420
Perverts are eternal.
369
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,120
Perverts, the world!
370
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:17,050
All the perverts of this world are calling me...
371
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,260
I honestly don't get you at all.
372
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,030
Everyone! Please share your Pervert Energy with me!
373
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,770
Ew! Gross...
374
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:46,050
Guys, I got your pervert powers!
375
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,540
It's no good now!
376
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:11,330
It's not right to forcefully convert humanity into being perverted through machines.
377
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,650
The ones that taught me this were the geniune perverts.
378
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,280
It was a miracle brought about by perverts.
379
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,860
Sado-kun...
380
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,030
What is this?
381
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:29,370
This feeling... I'm unable to understand it!
382
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:28,830
Hiiragi!
383
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:30,580
Pig-boy...
384
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:34,500
The world was saved because you came, Senpai.
385
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:41,210
You've honestly been making no sense for a while... But there is one thing that's clear.
386
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,300
Erm, Senpai?
387
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,930
Do you remember what you said to me before?
388
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:48,010
You called me ugly, flat-chested...
389
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,010
Called me a BITCH!
390
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:50,600
No...
391
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,640
You're getting some serious punishment for this!
392
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,730
NO!
393
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:58,400
Maximum...
394
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,530
Stupid fuck! Prepare yourself for the upcoming week!
395
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,950
I'd enjoy it to the maximum!
396
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,000
This is... a present for Sado-kun!
397
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,500
Thank you very much...
398
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,090
Sado-kun...
399
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,470
I don't want you to forget your promise!
400
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:32,520
These flowers...
401
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,230
...are lilacs.
402
00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:36,190
Huh?
403
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,060
Do you know?
404
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:41,770
The meaning behind lilacs.... is first love.
405
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:44,240
Is it really?
406
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,490
Pig-boy!
407
00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:46,200
Eh?!
408
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:49,990
You stupid perverted Pig-boy!!!
409
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,780
Why, why are you doing this?!
410
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,460
Excuse me!
411
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,830
yappari tarinai love me love me!
412
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,830
It's still not enough, love me love me!
413
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,540
semete dassen shinakucha muriyari
414
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,540
We have to go off-course by force
415
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,050
muriyari
416
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,050
by force
417
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,210
sutte haitara kokuhaku
418
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,210
Breathe in and out, it's time to confess
419
00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:07,340
tteyori anshin sarenai watashi ga iru yo
420
00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:07,340
Well I'm actually the one who can't be calm
421
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:11,220
kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu banzai!
422
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:11,220
Probably special, he's probably special. Hooray!
423
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,430
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
424
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,930
chikakute yada nano? sore to mo ii no?
425
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,930
Do you not like it so close? Or is it okay?
426
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:17,890
yotte sagatte ushiro no shoumen
427
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:17,890
Come up, back down, the face behind
428
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:21,190
kyoufu to warai wa niteiru kamo ne
429
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:21,190
Maybe fear and laughter are similar
430
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,690
yotte takatte suki desu
431
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,690
Come here, gather around me, I love you
432
00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:23,150
ne?
433
00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:23,150
Ok?
434
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:24,530
aashite koushite docchi mo nitete
435
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:24,530
I do this and that but they're both similar
436
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:25,780
junjyou kakujin ippouteki na
437
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:25,780
Pure feelings, each person, one-sidedness
438
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,490
soudan jyuudan dadan dadan dan (doudan doudan)
439
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,490
consultation bullets babam babam bam! (ditto ditto)
440
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:29,450
ai no koi no kinchou
441
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:29,450
Love and crushes are both nerve-wrecking
442
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:31,240
chou jyunjyou bubun ryouritsu settei
443
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:31,240
super pure feeling portion compatibility setting
444
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,160
Return! Return! Return!
445
00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:35,700
yume ga mitai
446
00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:35,700
I want to dream
447
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:39,670
kirawaretemo shouga nai kedo
448
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:39,670
It can't be helped if I become hated, but...
449
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:45,760
watashi no me ni wa kimi ga kirakira
450
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:45,760
In my eyes, you're glittering
451
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,340
doushite?
452
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,340
Why?
453
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,550
souda! please please please!
454
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,550
I know! Please please please!
455
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,970
demo shikkari kimete yo love you love you!
456
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,970
But make a firm choice, love you love you!
457
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,140
seki wa ikko dake dakara muriyari (muriyari)
458
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:56,140
There's only one seat, go by force (by force)
459
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,180
yappari tarinai love me love me!
460
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,180
It's still not enough, love me love me!
461
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:00,940
semete dassen shinakucha mune itai
462
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:00,940
We at least have to go off-course, my chest hurts
463
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:06,530
tonikaku kimochi ga tomaranai no
464
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:06,530
My feelings just won't stop
465
00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,740
shikkari kimete yo love you love you!
466
00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,740
Make a firm choice, love you love you!
467
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:11,950
semete chousen shitai yo shitai yo (shitai yo)
468
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:11,950
I at least want to want to challenge myself (want to)
469
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,120
sutte kondo wa shoudaku
470
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,120
Breathe in, this time I'll accept him
471
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,250
tteyori anshin sasetai watashi ni shite yo
472
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,250
More like I want to make you calm, choose me
473
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,870
datte tokubetsu kimi wa tokubetsu
474
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,870
Because it's special, you're special
475
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:21,120
Okay!
476
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,710
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
477
00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:24,130
Yay!
478
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,970
Noa wants to play a lot of normal games!
479
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,430
Hide and Seek... Tag...
480
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:33,970
What is it, Himura?
481
00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:36,010
"What about my ambitions...?"
482
00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:37,930
Like I'd know!
483
00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:40,060
I'll be waiting for you, Sado-kun!
484
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,020
Next Time:
485
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,020
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