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Chesuto!
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Hey! Why're you running away?!
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I'll die if you hit me!
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What's the point if I don't?!
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There really is no point if you kill me!
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Damn you!
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You sure are making me go through a lot for a piece of trash like you.
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Please... stop it...
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Don't talk back to your God!
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I'm getting turned on...
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I'm getting turned on...!
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You fucking pervert!
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Don't try to run, you cheater!
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But I didn't run away, you knocked-
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I can't imagine how good it must feel to be hit by that leg...
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Wait! I can't get lost in my own fantasies!
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Take this!
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Button
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Crap!
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A beautiful girl kicked me...!
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Yes help you!
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Yes help you!
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sugoi mo nai yo M omae
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It's nothing special, you M
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dasaikan mansai na phrase
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A phrase that's totally obsolete
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sugaru wara wo sagashitetari
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I'm searching for a straw to hang on and whatnot
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kihon ganbattari
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In general I try pretty hard
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kokoni kitara (soutou) orikou ne bouya (jyoutou)
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You're a (pretty) good boy for coming here (well done)
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kiite ageru wa hayaku get on time sugoku heaven
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I'll listen to you so hurry up, get on time, and I'll give you heaven
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No Jesus Christ is oh my God!
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kami no shigoto
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A god's job
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shikousakugo no every day
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I spend every day by trial and error
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ikura agaita toko de muda
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It's useless however much you flail around
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kami ni shitagai agareba banji OK desho
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If you suck up to the god, everything's okay
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mi no hodo wakimaete saa
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You better know your place
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sakarau yatsura wa oshioki yo!
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Anyone who resists will get punished!
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datte shugi kousei sasenakucha
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Since we have to rectify their principles
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Go to Hell desu!
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Go to Hell!
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zettaiteki de kakushinteki na chikara misetsukete ageru wa
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I'll show you absolute and central power
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chotto sono kaikan ijyou no ikareta shumi idaita old friends
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These old friends have some crazy tastes above regular pleasure
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soko ni hizamadzuite ossharutoori nasai
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Kneel down there and do as I say
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jinsei kangaeru you na deai ni naru kara
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It'll become an encounter that'll make you think about life
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sonna biri itte nai de
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So don't say you're in dead last
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zenbu azukerya ii no yo
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Just lend it all to me
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HELP!!
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iku yo
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Here I go
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Sharp, Descending First Love!
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What're you staring at, Tarou?
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Tatsukichi...
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Yo.
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Did you fall for Yuuno Arashiko or something?
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No way! I just...
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What?
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Tell me if there's something that's bothering you.
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You know, I wanna cure this as fast as possible.
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Oh, that "thing"?
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You see, there's someone I like.
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And once I'm cured... I'll tell her how I truly feel.
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Then how about going down to the Second Volunteering Club?
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The Second Volunteering Club?
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The Second Volunteering Club
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Oh?
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I am the president. Isurugi Mio, a junior.
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She's so beautiful...
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Here at the Second Volunteering Club, we listen to any problems the student might have
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and strive to handle any request given.
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What might your name be?
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I'm Sado Tarou, a freshman.
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Sado?
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You're Sado Tarou-kun?
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I might be able to cut to the chase...
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Hello...?
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Oh, my. I apologize.
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With that said, would you be so kind as to tell me your problem?
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I couldn't possibly tell her about my problem!
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Actually, forget about it! Sorry for taking up your time!
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Y-Y-Yuuno?!
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Why are you here?
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Oh, might you two be acquainted?
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She is a member of this club as well.
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Excuse me.
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Oh! Please wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Didn't I...
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tell you to fucking wait?!
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Ouch!
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Eh? What?
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Uhh...
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Don't you "uhh" me, you fucking bratty freshman.
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I figured you'd go nonstop about your problems if I acted cute.
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But this formal chatter is really starting to piss me off.
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I even offered help to the likes of you.
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So stop fucking around, you dumbass.
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So tell me, what is it you desire?
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Hurry up already, slowpoke.
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That's... uhh... don't worry about it...
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Didn't I just fucking say I'd fulfill your any wish?!
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So, go on.
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Tell me already.
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I... I have a certain condition... and I want to get rid of it...
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How disgusting.
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You're breathing heavily, ya know?
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Basically... I...
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I'm...
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Spit it out already.
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I came here to cure myself of this...
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But I'm already at my limit...!
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What the hell's wrong with you?
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T-The truth is,
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I'm a masochist!
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Huh?
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I get pleasure when women abuse me.
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I-It feels so good that sometimes, I lose myself!
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I'm telling you, it gets really bad!
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H-Hey! Calm down!
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What do I do?
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Calm down!
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I cannot control myself at all!
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I told you to calm down!
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So you're a hardcore masochist, huh?
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Were you getting off when I was verbally abusing you?
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You used me to feel good or something?
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N-No... that's not it!
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Disgusting...
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You fantasizing, good-for-nothing, perverted freak!
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It's because of pigs like you that the world never becomes peaceful!
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Am I right? You filthy pig.
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Y-Yes you are.
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So, go on, apologize to the world!
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I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry for being born!
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Louder!
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I'm a failure as a human being.
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I'm sorry someone like me was ever brought into existence!
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Arashiko, did you see that?
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He enjoyed it so much!
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This guy's the real thing.
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A genuine masochist!
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Be that as it may, I'm God; therefore I'll have to grant your wish.
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"God"?
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I've heard your wish,
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and no matter what... I'll grant it.
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Sorry about that. I should've told you more about the Second Volunteering Club before sending you to them.
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Don't worry about it. It was for my own good.
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I mean, I really want to cure this...
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so that I can confess to her.
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That girl you were talking about before?
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Yeah.
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It was love at first sight.
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If it's for her sake...
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then I could handle anything.
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Even...
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Even if...
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Well...
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Nevermind.
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Weirdo.
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Sado-kun.
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It's about time your beloved Princess Shihori showed up.
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What're you talking about, Boss?
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Don't worry about it.
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It's really not anything like that...
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Really! I mean it!
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It's tru-
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Why...?
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W-What the heck...?
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So close!
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Isurugi-senpai?
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Missed by 5 centimeters, huh?
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What're you doing?
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I spent all night thinking about how I could grant your wish.
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It's so frustrating, not being able to come up with anything!
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I had beaten you up so many times in my head!
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Nevertheless!
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I finally figured it out.
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The perfect way to cure you of your masochism!
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And the cure is... a maid outfit...?
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M-Michiru-nee made me wear this...
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Silence!
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Prepare yourself!
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I'm gonna die!
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I'm gonna die at this rate!
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I'm going to put your body through near-lethal amounts of pain,
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awakening your survival instincts,
thus curing you of your masochism!
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At this rate, my pride just won't allow failure.
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I'll definitely drive a ball into you this time!
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Hasn't your goal changed?!
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No use arguing!
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Take this!
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The ball Senpai hit...
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The ball that a beautiful girl hit...
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It must hurt like crazy...
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It would be a whole new level of pleasure.
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I could die happy...
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Wait! I can't just die!
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More...
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Hit me more...
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Please hit me more!
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Abuse me with your words!
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Come on! Step on this filthy pig with those beautiful, white legs of yours.
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Perv...
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Don't look at me like that.
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Tarou.
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All people live with some kind of worry.
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Don't worry about your condition.
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Tatsukichi...
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No matter what...
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I'll cure you.
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This is...
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Y-Yuuno?!
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Why are you here?
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Mio-san told me to look after you for a bit.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Hey... did you carry me here?
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S-Stop joking.
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I would never touch your body. Not even if my life depended on it.
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Yuuno?
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Are you okay?
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I-I'm going to leave!
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H-Hey!
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No!
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Get your fucking hands off me, you damn, dirty beast!
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I can't believe we're the same species.
I can't understand it! I just can't stand it!
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Why the hell does a person like you even exist?!
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Prithee, O God of Pleasure, continue to ravage my earthly shell!
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I can't take it anymore!
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Did you do something indecent to her or something?
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I did not!
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Wait, who are you?
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You don't even know the nurse's name?
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I'm Onigawara Michiru.
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Onigawara?
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That's Michiru-sensei to you.
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What the hell was that for?!
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Looks like Mio was telling the truth.
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You have the face of a happy man.
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I heard you went to the Second Volunteering Club to cure your masochism.
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How did you know that?
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Mio is like a sister to me.
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I won't tell your secret to anyone.
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So don't worry.
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She sure put me through hell...
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She's actually pretty serious about it.
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So do you think you could forgive her?
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I don't really think I can...
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I'm telling you to forgive her.
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Do you think I'll let you off easy if you talk back to me?
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This is the infirmary, my sanctuary.
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In here, my jurisdiction rules.
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00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:28,510
It's the first time I've had a patient with a burnt face...
272
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:33,390
Oh, you're up already?
273
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,810
Senpai!
274
00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,480
Were you worried about me?
275
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,140
Stop getting cocky, you filthy pig.
276
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:41,610
I called you since I had some unfinished business with you.
277
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,030
I have something to discuss with you.
278
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,030
For what?
279
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:53,280
A certain student has been hiding something important from a dear friend.
280
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:58,040
The person in question hates that,
and wants to tell him how he feels.
281
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,880
But he's worried he may become hated.
282
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,170
What would you do in this situation?
283
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,590
Well...
284
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,590
Wouldn't it depend on what's being hidden?
285
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,260
Just hurry up and answer!
286
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,180
In my opinion,
287
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:16,310
nothing a friend of mine would do could cause me to hate them.
288
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:18,180
Wow...
289
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,060
I have a best friend, too.
290
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:24,190
And back in middle school, when he found out that I was a perverted masochist,
291
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,650
he was the only one who accepted me for who I am.
292
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:32,570
"Whatever problems arise can be resolved one-by-one."
293
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,370
That's what he told me.
294
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,200
So I'm really thankful for him.
295
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:43,250
And if something were to happen to him, I'd be the one accepting him instead.
296
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,790
Well, that's what I think.
297
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:48,710
I see.
298
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,470
I'm home.
299
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:54,140
Tarou-chan!
300
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,350
What're you doing, Sis?
301
00:15:56,350 --> 00:16:02,640
My woe becomes desire when I finally get to see you after a long day.
302
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,190
Get off me!
303
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:05,150
That's right, Shizuka-san.
304
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:07,690
Mom, you should say something too!
305
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:14,030
Shizuka-san, what Tarou-san wants most is my handmade, lovey-dovey, Ome-Rice.
306
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:18,030
Now, eat all of the love I put into this!
307
00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:21,750
Get off me! I'm gonna be late for work!
308
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,800
Hey, it's me.
309
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,470
Boss, I'll go clean outside.
310
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:35,430
It's about time for your Shihori-hime to come.
311
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:38,970
Welcome-
312
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:43,390
U-Uhh...
313
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,400
No way.
314
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:46,900
For me?!
315
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,490
Could... Could this be...?
316
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,160
I've always...
317
00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:00,330
Thought of you as...
318
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:03,160
A gross bastard!
319
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,920
You're always, always staring at me. You're such a freak!
320
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:11,170
Disgusting
321
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,960
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
322
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,500
Harder!
323
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,220
Wait!
324
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,640
I just want to talk to you.
325
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,560
So please wait!
326
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,070
Even though you came all the way to see me...
327
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,080
Did you really think...
328
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,370
I'd give up so easily?!
329
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,460
I did it!
330
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,210
Listen to what-
331
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,010
It's... over...
332
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:06,060
There's no way I won't get turned on after being hit by a beautiful girl!
333
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,270
No way...
334
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,560
No way...
335
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,400
No way.
336
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,520
I'm not getting turned on...?
337
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,440
Could this be...
338
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,440
The power of love?!
339
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:20,370
U-Uhh... I'm Sado Tarou!
340
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,620
I'm a freshman at Sakuramori High-
341
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,660
You haven't noticed yet?
342
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:24,870
Huh?
343
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,460
I've been trying to say it for a long time...
344
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,790
It's been so painful, hiding it for so long...
345
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,460
So... I...
346
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:39,340
I-I've heard this voice somewhere before...
347
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,770
Ta-Ta-Ta-Ta-Tatsukichi?!
348
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,060
Yeah.
349
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:59,360
When I was a kid... a girl who lived in the neighborhood taught me about cute clothing, makeup, and a bunch of other things.
350
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:04,080
It made me really happy to hear people talk about how girly I looked.
351
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,540
And before I knew it... it felt good to dress up like this...
352
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,460
I wanted to tell you and get this off my chest as soon as possible, but...
353
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,420
I just couldn't forgive myself for betraying your trust.
354
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,550
Tatsukichi...
355
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,470
So... I went to the Second Volunteering Club.
356
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,310
I needed advice, too.
357
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,480
Really?
358
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,980
My Senpai just called me and said,
359
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,650
"Sado Tarou is just a filthy pig."
360
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:41,200
"He's gross, crazy, and he's obviously the worst failure of God."
361
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,200
"But you know,"
362
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:46,580
"he's not one to hate his best friend for cross-dressing."
363
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,080
"That is something I can guarantee."
364
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,670
After hearing her say that, I decided to tell you.
365
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,790
I didn't think you'd do it in such a roundabout way...
366
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:55,630
Anyway...
367
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:58,550
So you like to cross-dress, who cares?
368
00:19:58,550 --> 00:19:59,960
Are you some kind of pervert?
369
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:02,930
But still...
370
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:08,060
It's far better than being a perverted masochist like myself.
371
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:10,520
Tarou!
372
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:12,890
Jeez...
373
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:14,350
Crying over a cross-dressing hobby.
374
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:20,150
My "Princess Shihori" was Tatsukichi all along...
375
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,780
That means...
376
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,240
My first crush was with... a guy?!
377
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:28,950
Goodbye...
378
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,370
My first crush...
379
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:36,750
You're late!
380
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,710
What the hell were you thinking, making me wait ten minutes?
381
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,130
Senpai!
382
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,430
So, how did it go?
383
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:49,140
He was saying that it was all thanks to you.
384
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,230
He was saying what a great idea it was to ask you for advice.
385
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,890
And he said this with a huge smile on his face.
386
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400
Crap.
387
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,320
That made me really happy.
388
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:00,940
Senpai?
389
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,950
D-Don't look at me.
390
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:05,820
Dumbass.
391
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,370
Senpai?
392
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,870
She wants to grant people's wishes.
393
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,580
That part of her is genuine.
394
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,170
And what are you grinning about?
395
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,880
How disgusting. It's so disgusting that I think I'm gonna barf.
396
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,960
You fucking perv.
397
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,430
I take it all back...
398
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,470
Hurry up already, new recruit.
399
00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:36,440
And here I am, allowing you to join the Second Volunteering Club to cure your masochism.
400
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:36,810
Okay.
401
00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:37,940
Be grateful.
402
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,690
Okay.
403
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,360
What the hell are you doing, you fucking pig?!
404
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,690
Fucking pig! Retarded pig!
405
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,070
This pig will forever be your servant!
406
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:50,780
More! Punish me some more!
407
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:51,870
You damned...
408
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,000
MM bastard!
409
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:55,540
Yes!
410
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,880
yappari tarinai love me love me!
411
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,880
It's still not enough, love me love me!
412
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,590
semete dassen shinakucha muriyari
413
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,590
We have to go off-course by force
414
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,090
muriyari
415
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,090
by force
416
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:04,260
sutte haitara kokuhaku
417
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:04,260
Breathe in and out, it's time to confess
418
00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:07,430
tteyori anshin sarenai watashi ga iru yo
419
00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:07,430
Well I'm actually the one who can't be calm
420
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:11,260
kitto tokubetsu sore wa tokubetsu banzai!
421
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:11,260
Probably special, he's probably special. Hooray!
422
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,470
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
423
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,980
chikakute yada nano? sore to mo ii no?
424
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,980
Do you not like it so close? Or is it okay?
425
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,940
yotte sagatte ushiro no shoumen
426
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,940
Come up, back down, the face behind
427
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:21,230
kyoufu to warai wa niteiru kamo ne
428
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:21,230
Maybe fear and laughter are similar
429
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,730
yotte takatte suki desu
430
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,730
Come here, gather around me, I love you
431
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:23,230
ne?
432
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:23,230
Ok?
433
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,570
aashite koushite docchi mo nitete
434
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,570
I do this and that but they're both similar
435
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:25,860
junjyou kakujin ippouteki na
436
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:25,860
Pure feelings, each person, one-sidedness
437
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,530
soudan jyuudan dadan dadan dan (doudan doudan)
438
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,530
consultation bullets babam babam bam! (ditto ditto)
439
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,490
ai no koi no kinchou
440
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,490
Love and crushes are both nerve-wrecking
441
00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:31,280
chou jyunjyou bubun ryouritsu settei
442
00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:31,280
super pure feeling portion compatibility setting
443
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,200
Return! Return! Return!
444
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:35,750
yume ga mitai
445
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:35,750
I want to dream
446
00:22:35,910 --> 00:22:39,710
kirawaretemo shouga nai kedo
447
00:22:35,910 --> 00:22:39,710
It can't be helped if I become hated, but...
448
00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:45,800
watashi no me ni wa kimi ga kirakira
449
00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:45,800
In my eyes, you're glittering
450
00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:48,380
doushite?
451
00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:48,380
Why?
452
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,590
souda! please please please!
453
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,590
I know! Please please please!
454
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:53,050
demo shikkari kimete yo love you love you!
455
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:53,050
But make a firm choice, love you love you!
456
00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:56,180
seki wa ikko dake dakara muriyari (muriyari)
457
00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:56,180
There's only one seat, go by force (by force)
458
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,230
yappari tarinai love me love me!
459
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,230
It's still not enough, love me love me!
460
00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:00,980
semete dassen shinakucha mune itai
461
00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:00,980
We at least have to go off-course, my chest hurts
462
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:06,570
tonikaku kimochi ga tomaranai no
463
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:06,570
My feelings just won't stop
464
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:08,780
shikkari kimete yo love you love you!
465
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:08,780
Make a firm choice, love you love you!
466
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:12,030
semete chousen shitai yo shitai yo (shitai yo)
467
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:12,030
I at least want to want to challenge myself (want to)
468
00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:14,160
sutte kondo wa shoudaku
469
00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:14,160
Breathe in, this time I'll accept him
470
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,290
tteyori anshin sasetai watashi ni shite yo
471
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,290
More like I want to make you calm, choose me
472
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,960
datte tokubetsu kimi wa tokubetsu
473
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,960
Because it's special, you're special
474
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,170
Okay!
475
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,750
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
476
00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:24,170
Yay!
477
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,670
What an annoying pig.
478
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,840
Making me go through all that trouble.
479
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:36,680
And yet, looking at him makes me want to abuse him some more.
480
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,930
Is he that kind of pig?
481
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:41,020
Next Time:
482
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:41,020
The Distance Between Similar People
483
00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:39,980
Disgusting.
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