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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,013 --> 00:00:19,138 -Are you dining with us today? -What? 2 00:00:19,221 --> 00:00:22,680 -Are you dining with us today? -Yes. Yes, I am. 3 00:00:22,764 --> 00:00:25,305 -Come with me. -Okay, okay. 4 00:00:25,388 --> 00:00:28,722 Excuse me. Could you let this lady sit? She needs to eat. 5 00:00:28,805 --> 00:00:30,513 That area over there is for working. 6 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,513 There's a printer and everything you might want. 7 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,680 -Woman: Okay. -Thank you. 8 00:00:34,764 --> 00:00:36,138 So sorry. 9 00:00:38,055 --> 00:00:40,013 Thank you. (chuckles) 10 00:00:40,096 --> 00:00:42,180 Oh, and I hope you brought your credit card. 11 00:00:42,263 --> 00:00:45,847 -We're cashless. -Oh, okay. Thank you. 12 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:46,971 Thanks. 13 00:00:48,263 --> 00:00:50,722 -Raymond! -What? 14 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:59,847 Raymond (sighs): I am going to need a vacation soon. 15 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,180 Raymond: One, two, three, four... 16 00:01:06,263 --> 00:01:07,096 Man: Thanks. 17 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:09,430 ...five, six, seven... 18 00:01:09,513 --> 00:01:12,347 Do you like that? Those are heirloom tomatoes. 19 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:15,055 -Excuse me, are you going to the bathroom? -Man: Yes, I am. 20 00:01:15,138 --> 00:01:17,555 You might want the code. It's... 21 00:01:17,639 --> 00:01:18,889 25-85. 22 00:01:18,971 --> 00:01:20,180 Fancy, very fancy. 23 00:01:20,263 --> 00:01:23,221 It's at the bottom of your receipt. FYI. It's FYI. 24 00:01:26,472 --> 00:01:28,013 Woman: Do you work here? 25 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:29,555 No, I just didn't have school today. 26 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:31,388 -(alarm chimes) -Woman: Okay. 27 00:01:31,472 --> 00:01:33,138 Yes! 28 00:01:33,221 --> 00:01:36,513 -Waitress: You're getting a little close to our tips. -I'm guarding them for you. 29 00:01:39,847 --> 00:01:41,180 Crystal: Yeah, it's nut milk. 30 00:01:41,263 --> 00:01:43,096 How do you milk a nut? It's dry. 31 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,597 Not after you put it in something to soak it in. 32 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,722 Yeah, but how does it get out? 33 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:50,138 That stuff in your cup is called condensation. 34 00:01:50,221 --> 00:01:52,930 -There's no milk in the inside-- -Raymond, it's milk. It's milk. 35 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,597 Don't worry about it. 36 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,472 It's when the water evaporates, and it goes to either side of your cup. 37 00:02:00,805 --> 00:02:03,805 It's impossible. That is literally impossible. 38 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:05,096 (keypad beeps) 39 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:06,305 (alarm chimes) 40 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:08,305 No. Oh, oh. Not quite done with that. 41 00:02:08,388 --> 00:02:10,430 Okay. 42 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:12,388 I have a yellow one and a blue one, 43 00:02:12,472 --> 00:02:14,971 but I can't do blood transfusions. 44 00:02:15,847 --> 00:02:17,971 We both have pockets on our shirts. 45 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,971 (humming) 46 00:02:20,055 --> 00:02:21,639 -Crystal: Thank you, so much. -Woman: Thank you. 47 00:02:21,722 --> 00:02:24,555 You're very welcome. 48 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,263 -Oh! I am sorry. -Crystal: I got that. 49 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,722 -Raymond: I got it! -No, Raymond. I got it. It's cool. Raymond. 50 00:02:28,805 --> 00:02:31,388 -Raymond, Raymond. I said I got it, babe. -I got it. 51 00:02:31,472 --> 00:02:32,639 -Go sit down. -I got it! 52 00:02:32,722 --> 00:02:34,013 Raymond! 53 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:36,597 Go sit down. 54 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,805 Please. 55 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:39,971 Thank you. 56 00:02:40,055 --> 00:02:42,680 Aw, man. I don't know if it's the time for cults. 57 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:44,555 And that's exactly the time for cults. 58 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,013 It's all about not blinking and hand movements. 59 00:02:47,889 --> 00:02:49,180 Yeah. 60 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,221 Speaking of upstate, when am I gonna meet 61 00:02:53,305 --> 00:02:55,013 the enchantress of the Hudson Valley 62 00:02:55,096 --> 00:02:56,513 that I've heard so much about? 63 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:58,263 Well, I'm going up this weekend. Wanna come? 64 00:02:58,347 --> 00:02:59,805 I would love to, but I can't. 65 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:02,388 I'm hosting a drifter this weekend. 66 00:03:02,472 --> 00:03:04,055 Oh, no. 67 00:03:04,764 --> 00:03:06,722 Listen, if you're ever scared, 68 00:03:06,805 --> 00:03:10,430 -the RV always has a key under the back, right tire... -Chad: Okay. 69 00:03:10,513 --> 00:03:13,096 ...and there's a little bit of cash in the ashtray. 70 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,930 I've never had a safe house before. 71 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:16,388 -Mobile safe house. -Thank you. 72 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:19,013 I think you should think about making this a mobile dispensary. 73 00:03:19,096 --> 00:03:20,847 Yeah, I don't know about that, man. 74 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:22,930 Mostly it's just, like, um... 75 00:03:23,013 --> 00:03:25,513 a place for me to hang out and pee between deliveries. 76 00:03:25,597 --> 00:03:27,513 -Can you do my back? -I can always do your back. 77 00:03:27,597 --> 00:03:29,847 -Can you just-- Oh my goodness. -I've got your back. 78 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:32,138 -Here. -Thank you. 79 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:35,347 All right, this is cold. 80 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:37,472 -Whoo! Oh! -What did I tell you? 81 00:03:39,263 --> 00:03:40,930 Nothing like a man's hands on you. 82 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,096 You got a good stretch of skin back here, buddy. 83 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,263 Thank you. 84 00:03:44,347 --> 00:03:46,722 -These are the Great Plains of skin. -Yeah. 85 00:03:46,805 --> 00:03:48,138 Uh-oh. I don't remember this guy. 86 00:03:48,221 --> 00:03:51,639 -What? -There's just this mole here that I... 87 00:03:51,722 --> 00:03:53,597 -Really? -...don't recognize. Yeah. 88 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,138 It has a suspicious border. 89 00:03:55,221 --> 00:03:56,555 -Take a picture. -It's a red flag. 90 00:03:56,639 --> 00:04:00,055 All right. Here we go. All right. Here we go. 91 00:04:00,138 --> 00:04:02,221 -Aah, fuck, man. -No, no, no, no. 92 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:03,971 I got a friend who says, FOFO. 93 00:04:04,055 --> 00:04:06,138 -FOFO? -Find out before you flip out. 94 00:04:06,221 --> 00:04:08,555 All right, check that. 95 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,388 Don't worry. 96 00:04:10,472 --> 00:04:13,013 Aah, man. That's not good at all. 97 00:04:13,096 --> 00:04:15,388 Yeah, you gotta see a doctor. 98 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,013 It's not a big deal. 99 00:04:17,096 --> 00:04:19,388 I think we caught it early if there's anything to catch. 100 00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:21,847 Oh, look at this guy. Hey! Hey! Ahoy, blondie! 101 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:24,930 -Um, do you want to buy some weed? -Hey, what the fuck, man? 102 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:26,472 -All right. -All right. Great. 103 00:04:26,555 --> 00:04:28,180 -Somebody will be right down. -Sick. 104 00:04:28,263 --> 00:04:29,889 All right. I'll be right with you. 105 00:04:29,971 --> 00:04:32,597 -Chad: He takes Bitcoin if you're into that. -I don't take Bitcoin. 106 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,680 -Chad: You should. -I didn't know you were crypto, man. 107 00:04:34,764 --> 00:04:37,513 Everything about me is a little crypto. 108 00:04:38,347 --> 00:04:40,347 -Hey, man. -'Sup, bro? 109 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:41,889 Step inside my RV. 110 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:43,013 Cool. 111 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:45,889 -Where'd you get that? -This cafe right here. 112 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:47,388 Awesome. 113 00:04:51,096 --> 00:04:53,055 (door continues slamming) 114 00:04:53,138 --> 00:04:55,180 (steam hissing) 115 00:04:56,971 --> 00:04:58,722 -Here you go. -Oh, thank you. 116 00:04:58,805 --> 00:05:00,889 Yeah. Of course. 117 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:03,347 -Enjoy. -Looks great. Thank you. 118 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,388 I say thank you too much. 119 00:05:11,513 --> 00:05:13,722 Have you heard the good news? 120 00:05:14,805 --> 00:05:16,722 That he's gonna lose in 2020? 121 00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:19,805 That Jesus Christ is coming back. 122 00:05:19,889 --> 00:05:22,971 -Our once-- -Oh, yeah. I heard that good news. 123 00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:26,347 -I'm good, though. Thank you. -Okay. 124 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:29,263 Man: Excuse me. I don't know what the hell is going on here, 125 00:05:29,347 --> 00:05:31,889 but I got the same charge three times. 126 00:05:31,971 --> 00:05:34,096 -I'm so sorry about that, sir. -You see that? 127 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:36,138 Know what, actually, I need to talk to your manager right now. 128 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:39,180 -Crystal: Absolutely, if you just let me finish-- -This is ridiculous. 129 00:05:39,263 --> 00:05:41,388 Crystal: Yes, absolutely. So sorry about that. 130 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:43,555 -Man: Okay, I'll be at my table. -Crystal: Okay. 131 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,221 (sighs) 132 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:50,388 Some people are jerks. 133 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,430 Yeah. 134 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,096 Your, um, nails are polished. 135 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,805 Yes, they are. What do you think? 136 00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:02,930 They're orange. 137 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:04,805 -I can see. -Yeah. 138 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:07,347 My mom wears toenail polish. 139 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:08,847 I think my mom does, too. 140 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:12,889 Well, I think she stopped when she got the fungus. 141 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:15,680 What fungus? 142 00:06:15,764 --> 00:06:18,472 Yeah, it wasn't cool. 143 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:21,847 Are you the one who's smelling like a skunk? 144 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,764 I smell like a skunk? 145 00:06:23,847 --> 00:06:26,971 Well, my mom is also a skunk, 146 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:29,096 so I'm half-skunk. 147 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,180 And she had a fungus on-- 148 00:06:31,263 --> 00:06:33,305 She had a skunk fungus. 149 00:06:33,388 --> 00:06:35,055 -A "skungus." -(groans) 150 00:06:35,138 --> 00:06:36,388 She's also French. 151 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:39,472 -(phone vibrates) -Raymond: Seriously? 152 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:49,055 You know-- Oh fark! It's-- Oh, shh...ant! 153 00:06:49,138 --> 00:06:53,138 -I'll get you a refill. -No, you don't have to. I'm-- 154 00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:55,847 -Raymond, what are you doing? -The guy asked me to get him a refill. 155 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:58,138 -I actually didn't ask him to get a refill-- -Go wash up. 156 00:06:58,221 --> 00:07:00,555 -Dad will be here soon to pick you up. -I don't wanna go with Dad. 157 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:03,430 -Raymond, please! -Waiter. Um... 158 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,805 -I don't know what happened. I was a total goof. -Waitress: That's okay. 159 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,805 (keypad beeps) 160 00:07:14,889 --> 00:07:16,138 (alarm chimes) 161 00:07:16,221 --> 00:07:19,096 (coughing and gagging) 162 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:23,388 Mom! Mom! 163 00:07:23,472 --> 00:07:25,597 The lady in the bathroom is sick and she's throwing up. 164 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,388 -What lady? -The lady that was sitting right there. 165 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:31,430 Raymond, go sit down and be quiet. Last time! 166 00:07:31,513 --> 00:07:33,221 -But she's sick! -Go! 167 00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:48,722 Oh, fark. 168 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,013 (giggles) 169 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,764 (alarm clock buzzing) 170 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,889 (buzzing continuing) 171 00:08:06,013 --> 00:08:07,430 (sighs) 172 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,055 Barbie: It was a good arrangement. 173 00:08:12,138 --> 00:08:13,805 Sure, it was small. 174 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:15,971 And I'd only have it from six in the evening 175 00:08:16,055 --> 00:08:17,847 until nine in the morning. 176 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,971 That's when Phil would come in to work. 177 00:08:20,055 --> 00:08:22,805 He ran a thriving eBay store, 178 00:08:22,889 --> 00:08:25,180 where he sold collectibles and what-not. 179 00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:30,138 I had it all day during the weekends 180 00:08:30,221 --> 00:08:32,388 and whenever he went on vacation. 181 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,930 I had the night shift, sleeping, 182 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:37,263 and he would come in during the day. 183 00:08:38,722 --> 00:08:42,513 And it worked... for ten years. 184 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,680 (TV plays indistinctly) 185 00:08:44,764 --> 00:08:49,055 Anyway, he retired and moved to Santa Rosa, 186 00:08:49,138 --> 00:08:52,597 so I lost the space. 187 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,680 Of course, I would love to find a similar situation, 188 00:08:55,764 --> 00:08:59,055 but, you know, life's just not like that, is it? 189 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,722 Arthur: Yeah, to-totally, um... 190 00:09:00,805 --> 00:09:04,013 Yeah, so, like, what do you do for work? 191 00:09:04,096 --> 00:09:06,764 -Oh, uh, this and that. -Mm-hmm. 192 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,096 -I volunteer a lot. -Mm-hmm. 193 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:12,263 -I'm, honestly, between jobs... -Mm-hmm. 194 00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:14,847 -...but I've won some suits against the city. -Oh. 195 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,513 -So I'm good for the rent. -Okay. 196 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:20,388 And my brother's helping me while I'm waiting for them to pay out. 197 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:23,513 -Okay. -But I'm used to leaving during the day... 198 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,388 -Mm-hmm. -...so I won't be in your hair at all. 199 00:09:26,472 --> 00:09:28,971 -Okay. Cool. -Yeah. Yeah. 200 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:34,180 You... You don't look like a nudist to me. 201 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:36,013 Oh, yeah, I am. I just-- 202 00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:38,722 Yeah, but meeting strangers and all. 203 00:09:38,805 --> 00:09:40,347 It's all the same to me. 204 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:41,847 It's nothing I haven't seen before. 205 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:44,138 Oh, great. Yeah. No, I mean, I imagine, right? 206 00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:46,971 I mean, you said you've been in New York for, like, a long time, right? 207 00:09:47,055 --> 00:09:48,263 Oh, yes. Decades. 208 00:09:48,347 --> 00:09:50,347 -Like the '80s or even before then? -Yeah. I came 209 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:53,263 through the tunnel from Jersey and I never left. 210 00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:56,680 -Oh, man. -1976, '77. 211 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,971 Oh, wow! Yeah, that's supposed to be a crazy time for New York. 212 00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:02,013 -It was. It was free. -Yeah, and I like free. 213 00:10:02,096 --> 00:10:03,513 -Free is cool. -Yeah, and you're a nudist. 214 00:10:03,597 --> 00:10:05,430 Yeah, totally. I feel like we have something in common. 215 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:08,138 -So, "Free" is your middle name. -(laughing): Yeah. 216 00:10:08,221 --> 00:10:10,013 -Richard Hell-- what band? -Uh... 217 00:10:10,096 --> 00:10:12,889 -Richard Hell. -Oh, I don't know, the Ramones? 218 00:10:13,971 --> 00:10:15,263 -N-No. -Okay. 219 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:16,764 No, Richard Hell, not The Ramones. 220 00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:20,388 Back in the day, it would be sacrilege, but I forgive you, my son. 221 00:10:20,472 --> 00:10:23,305 ♪ Hey, Mr. Jim ♪ 222 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:25,847 ♪ I can see the shape you're in ♪ 223 00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:30,347 ♪ Finger on your eyebrow ♪ 224 00:10:31,347 --> 00:10:33,472 ♪ And left hand on your hip ♪ 225 00:10:33,555 --> 00:10:34,597 Ow! 226 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:35,930 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 227 00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:38,430 It's just my kidney flares up once in a while. 228 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,096 -Have you seen a doctor? -Why? 229 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,805 So he can give me antibiotics and grope me while I'm under? 230 00:10:42,889 --> 00:10:44,138 Excuse us. 231 00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:54,597 What the fuck? 232 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,722 (Barbie humming) 233 00:10:57,889 --> 00:11:00,722 ♪ Brother Johnny ♪ 234 00:11:00,805 --> 00:11:03,930 Arthur, did you cook onions in my pan? 235 00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:05,180 No. 236 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,013 ♪ He's a razor in the wind ♪ 237 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:08,597 (door slams) 238 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,055 ♪ And he got a pistol in his pocket ♪ 239 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,347 Arthur: "Lizzard News"? 240 00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:16,221 Jesus... 241 00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:18,555 ♪ Lord there ain't no doubt about it ♪ 242 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,805 (TV playing indistinctly) 243 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,971 This is what I was saying! About the Clintons? 244 00:11:25,889 --> 00:11:27,013 I have a question! 245 00:11:27,096 --> 00:11:28,555 And a comment. (clears throat) 246 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:31,639 "Developed by the CIA in the late '60s, early '70s, 247 00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:34,347 it could shoot a small poison dart at a great distance." 248 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:37,221 Are you sure this is The New York Times ? 249 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,513 Because it's truth. 250 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,055 I have some literature I can show you! 251 00:11:42,388 --> 00:11:43,388 Holy shit! 252 00:11:43,472 --> 00:11:44,805 Jesus... 253 00:11:44,889 --> 00:11:46,055 What? 254 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:49,055 (phone ringing) 255 00:11:50,305 --> 00:11:52,055 -Hello? -Barbie: Have you ever flown through 256 00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:55,180 -the Denver airport? - Barbie? Where are you calling from? 257 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:57,722 Apparently, Illuminati headquarters 258 00:11:57,805 --> 00:11:59,889 is under the airport. 259 00:12:00,847 --> 00:12:02,013 -Okay. - Anyway... 260 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,680 I lost my house keys again. 261 00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:06,722 What time you coming home? 262 00:12:09,055 --> 00:12:11,847 No one. The line is dead. 263 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:14,305 (door opens, slams) 264 00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:17,805 Huh. Steve Buscemi. 265 00:12:17,889 --> 00:12:19,889 -(Barbie clears throat) -(ottoman scrapes loudly) 266 00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:22,055 We used to hang out in the East Village, 267 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:26,347 when he wasn't any serious actor or anything yet. 268 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:30,889 We would all hang out, drink, work on our projects. 269 00:12:30,971 --> 00:12:34,347 -Jim Jarmusch asked me to be in one of his movies. -Uh-huh. 270 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,055 I just laughed at him. 271 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:39,555 I just think he wanted to sleep with me to tell you the truth. 272 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:41,555 -Uh-huh. -Ended up casting, 273 00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:45,096 some Eastern European woman, she couldn't even speak English. 274 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:49,221 Anyway, before your time. You wouldn't have seen that movie. 275 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:51,263 Uh, Stranger Than Paradise? 276 00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:53,430 I don't think that was it. 277 00:12:53,513 --> 00:12:56,180 (TV playing indistinctly) 278 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:01,263 -All right? -What else is on? 279 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,472 (sizzling) 280 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,805 Oh. 281 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,472 Oof. 282 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:15,305 Man: Where they do the concerts. 283 00:13:15,388 --> 00:13:16,513 Oh man. 284 00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,764 Excuse me. Sorry. Fuck. 285 00:13:18,847 --> 00:13:22,221 Oh my God. Oh, this is not happening today. 286 00:13:28,055 --> 00:13:29,680 Here we go! 287 00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:34,430 (phone dings) 288 00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:40,221 (door opens) 289 00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,096 (children chattering) 290 00:13:45,221 --> 00:13:47,971 Dad: Iris, do you want privacy or do you want help? 291 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:50,680 -Iris: I can do it. -Dad: All right. Remember, front to back. 292 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:53,430 Girl: Can I go in with her? I want to tell her a story. 293 00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:55,138 Dad: Let's wait. We can tell her a story later. 294 00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:56,889 Jane: But I can help her wipe. 295 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:59,096 Dad: That's okay. She said she doesn't want help. 296 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,680 Jane: But I want to wipe for her! 297 00:14:00,764 --> 00:14:03,347 -Dad: You can't wipe for her, sweetie. -Jane: Why not? 298 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,305 You get to do it for us. 299 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,055 Dad: I'm an adult, so I help you both 300 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,680 -until you learn how to wipe... -Girl: Daddy. 301 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,805 ...but that's not really something friends should be doing 302 00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,680 -for each other. -(toilet flushing) 303 00:14:13,764 --> 00:14:16,472 Girl: After we do this, why don't we go-- 304 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,722 Dad: No, Jane, stop. 305 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:20,472 (sighs) 306 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,305 -I think you handled that well. -Thanks. 307 00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:25,013 The Guy: Wait, that's Debbie Harry, right? 308 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,347 Arthur: Yeah, that's done from, like, the late '70s or something. 309 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,639 -It's pretty cool, right? -Yeah, Debbie looks uncomfortable. 310 00:14:29,722 --> 00:14:32,680 (laughs) Hey, how much are these cookies? 311 00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:35,513 They're ten. I like them because they're not too strong. 312 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:37,347 -Yeah? -So you can, like, do stuff. 313 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,472 Okay, yeah. That sounds perfect. 314 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,013 Yeah, I'll take, like, three of them, maybe? 315 00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:44,430 Okay, so that's a hundred and ten, then. 316 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:45,680 Okay, let's see. 317 00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:48,221 Don't eat too many cookies, 'cause they're gonna get ya. 318 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,555 "Get ya, get ya, get ya." 319 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,472 -(laughing) That's good. -Phew! That hallway reeks! 320 00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:57,722 I'm gonna have to talk to the parents next door again. 321 00:14:57,805 --> 00:14:58,889 Who's this? 322 00:14:58,971 --> 00:15:00,764 -Hi. -Oh, this is, uh-- 323 00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:02,722 Your drug dealer? 324 00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:04,180 -Are you kidding me? -What? 325 00:15:04,263 --> 00:15:05,722 -I don't believe this. -I'm just gonna go. 326 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,221 Arthur-- Arthur, you know I'm drug-free. 327 00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:09,722 -You know I'm drug-free! -I know. I'm sorry. 328 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,305 -I'll keep it in my room. -I'm on my way out. 329 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,805 -Don't worry about it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 330 00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:15,722 You be quiet, you leave, and shave your beard. Buh-bye. 331 00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:17,680 Wait, come on. Hey, I'm sorry about that. 332 00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:19,555 -I'll talk to you later, man. Good luck. -Yeah, buh-bye. 333 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:21,472 -Arthur, you have violated our agreement. -What? 334 00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:25,555 I am renting a room in an apartment that is drug-free. 335 00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:29,013 And if it isn't drug-free, I don't have to pay. 336 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,513 Wh-- are you crazy? 337 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,096 Of course you have to pay! That's why I got a roommate. 338 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,764 That's-- that's ridiculous. 339 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:39,430 -Yep, there are consequences. -(spritzing) 340 00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:42,889 -What is--? -And you don't wash your hands, 341 00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:45,472 -after you pee. -What? Yes, I do. 342 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:48,263 And you flop your ding-dong all over the apartment. 343 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,180 You touch it and you don't wash your hands. 344 00:15:50,263 --> 00:15:51,722 Oh, I totally wash my hands, 345 00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:54,430 and if you're not happy, maybe you should just move out. 346 00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:56,513 The month's not over, so don't make me 347 00:15:56,597 --> 00:16:00,221 -take you to small claims court. -What? Small claims court? 348 00:16:00,305 --> 00:16:02,930 -And I'm not going to-- I don't know what that is. -It's only fair. 349 00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:06,347 Plus, what you owe me for the use of my water filter. 350 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,180 I can't owe you money for that. 351 00:16:08,263 --> 00:16:10,180 You use my water filter every time you use the sink. 352 00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:11,889 I have no choice. It's attached. 353 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,096 Well, I'm only protecting your pineal gland 354 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,805 -from a government that uses fluoride... --What? Oh. 355 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:19,138 ...to limit the IQ of the population. 356 00:16:19,221 --> 00:16:21,138 -This is ridiculous! -And it's very expensive! 357 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:23,221 Arthur: It's not true! 358 00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:24,472 (door slams) 359 00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:26,388 It's extremely costly! 360 00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,263 (distant siren wails) 361 00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:35,680 (knocking) 362 00:16:36,889 --> 00:16:38,430 Arthur? 363 00:16:38,513 --> 00:16:39,680 What? 364 00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:41,221 Do you... 365 00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:43,096 Do you like me? 366 00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:54,430 (stammering): Sure. I mean, you're... 367 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,221 I think we're very different. 368 00:16:57,305 --> 00:17:00,138 I won't sue you. I like living here. 369 00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:04,138 That's good. And that's a relief, thanks. 370 00:17:06,388 --> 00:17:09,305 You don't have to thank me. 371 00:17:09,388 --> 00:17:12,472 It really is a beautiful apartment. 372 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,971 Is that moonlight streaming in like that? 373 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:21,388 Oh, no. It's just a street lamp. 374 00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:22,889 (laughs) 375 00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:27,388 The city sure is changing. 376 00:17:27,472 --> 00:17:30,513 I remember the first time I saw the cops 377 00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:34,138 blasting those big lights into the Village. 378 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,639 They thought it would scare off the junkies. 379 00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:40,847 It came right into my window and woke me up. 380 00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:44,639 I was with a boyfriend. 381 00:17:46,305 --> 00:17:50,180 Anyway, does that answer your question? 382 00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:52,971 Um, I didn't ask a question. 383 00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:57,221 I'm really sorry about earlier, 384 00:17:57,305 --> 00:18:01,263 but I'm just not used to being a roommate. 385 00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,597 Oh... oh! 386 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,847 And I-I-I finished that cookie thingy you left out. 387 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:10,513 -Oh, uh... -It just looked so good. 388 00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:13,180 Mmm. I'm really sorry. 389 00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,680 I ran out of my Fig Newtons, 390 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,639 and I just had a craving. 391 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,930 Oh, uh, that's okay. 392 00:18:20,013 --> 00:18:23,388 Um, there was just a little bit left, and you'll be... 393 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,013 -You're fine. -(sighs): Okay. 394 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:32,347 ♪ You won't find moments in a box ♪ 395 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,055 Barbie: All of my friends have been 396 00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:37,597 chewed up and spat out by the city years ago. 397 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,013 I should probably move somewhere else, 398 00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:43,263 but I don't know anyone anywhere else. 399 00:18:43,347 --> 00:18:47,430 But, heck, I don't even know anyone here anymore. 400 00:18:47,513 --> 00:18:50,305 -Not really. -What about your brother? 401 00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:52,597 -Where does he live? -Jersey. 402 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,597 -In Orange, nice big house. -Okay. 403 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,221 So, you know someone in Jersey. I mean, why not move there? 404 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,096 He hates me. 405 00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:05,055 No... 406 00:19:06,055 --> 00:19:08,847 I mean, isn't he helping you with your rent? 407 00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:13,221 No, he's paying me to stay away. 408 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,722 Ah. 409 00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:21,639 Okay. No more pity party. 410 00:19:21,722 --> 00:19:24,472 I love this. What is this jam? 411 00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:26,305 Nice choice there, Arthur. 412 00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:28,764 -Oh, thank you. -Yes. 413 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,305 Yeah. Phish. Freshman year of high school. 414 00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:32,722 -Psychedelic. -Yeah. 415 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,055 It's pretty good, right? 416 00:19:36,722 --> 00:19:37,805 (exhales) 417 00:19:37,889 --> 00:19:40,305 ♪ I've been wading in the velvet sea ♪ 418 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,513 ♪ I've been wading in the velvet sea ♪ 419 00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:45,472 (distant siren wails) 420 00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:46,971 (snorts) 421 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,555 (snoring softly) 422 00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:11,305 (whispers): Good night, Artie. 423 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,971 (electronic music playing) 424 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:46,221 Chemtrails. 425 00:20:50,347 --> 00:20:52,472 ♪ Ah ♪ 426 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:59,180 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 427 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,221 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 428 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,513 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 429 00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:11,472 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 430 00:21:13,764 --> 00:21:15,597 ♪ The smell of fruit ♪ 431 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,305 ♪ Stains the color of the rain ♪ 432 00:21:17,388 --> 00:21:18,930 ♪ The window green ♪ 433 00:21:19,013 --> 00:21:20,847 ♪ Lush a rush throughout the train ♪ 434 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,930 ♪ A silent world that you never heard this way ♪ 435 00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:27,430 ♪ Something thick ♪ is in the air today ♪ 436 00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:30,805 ♪ Heads down, swayin' like wet palms♪ 437 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:34,055 ♪ Asleep in the morning still dark ♪ 438 00:21:34,138 --> 00:21:38,430 ♪ A glow invisible, a song unsung ♪ 439 00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:41,180 ♪ And all flex come undone ♪ 440 00:21:41,263 --> 00:21:44,263 ♪ As the doors slide open ♪ 441 00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:45,722 ♪ Bottles and glasses ♪ 442 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,639 ♪ Raining down ♪ 443 00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:48,971 ♪ While the streets ♪ 444 00:21:49,055 --> 00:21:50,764 ♪ Are screamin' ♪ 445 00:21:50,847 --> 00:21:54,597 ♪ Suddenly hissing waves of magic ♪ 446 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,930 ♪ I wonder what are the chances? ♪ 447 00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:01,263 ♪ What do they matter anyway? ♪ 448 00:22:01,347 --> 00:22:04,639 ♪ It's an emotional happenin' ♪ 449 00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:08,680 ♪ A metro phenomenon ♪ 450 00:22:10,055 --> 00:22:12,263 ♪ To see yourself from afar ♪ 451 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,138 ♪ In a crowded metro car ♪ 452 00:22:15,221 --> 00:22:16,764 ♪ Love surrounded ♪ 453 00:22:16,847 --> 00:22:18,639 ♪ Smiles, laughter without fear ♪ 454 00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:21,096 ♪ In a city that seen... ♪ 455 00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:26,847 WOMAN: Hey, good morning, Jemima. 33691

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