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Woman:
Oh, my God. The chicken is
definitely worth the wait.
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Are you? Hello?
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Woman:
Excuse me? Sir?
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-Sir!
-(snorts, stammers) Hey!
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(chuckles)
I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
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-My blood.
-Yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry.
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Jeez Louise.
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You were talking about, uh...
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Remind me again
what you were talking about.
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Yo!
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♪ You take my photo
at the top of the hill ♪
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-(tire pops)
-Oh.
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♪ I'm smiling and laughing,
yeah, I'm having a thrill ♪
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Fuck!
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♪ For a fleeting moment,
I forgot the bomb ♪
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(doorbell chimes)
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♪ Future feeling bleak
so I jot down a thought ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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(quietly):
Ms. Grandin?
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Temple Grandin?
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(clears throat)
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Hey.
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No...
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Yo, yo, yo, yo! Aah!
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Fuck!
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(ethereal electronic
music playing)
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Abdullah:
Yeah, nah, man.
I'll work weekends, whatever.
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No problem.
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Great, so let's have me
Monday through Wednesday,
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and you Thursday
through Sunday,
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and then we'll just do that
for the rest of the summer.
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Oh, no shit. You're really
feeling that RV life, huh?
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Yeah, dude. More upstate.
It's-- it's fucking cool, man.
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I met this woman up there.
She's pretty cool.
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She's got a dog.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Here's the best part.
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(ethereal electronic music
on car stereo crescendos)
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You really timed out
the music very well.
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Here it comes, here it comes.
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah!
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I know, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. I can't stop
coming to this place, man.
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-Wow.
-I just wanted you to experience
that, you know what I'm saying?
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Man, I-- I literally have been
here three times this week.
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Uh, can you take me
to Eastern Parkway?
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Yes, but... you wanna go
around one more time?
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-Oh, yeah.
-(laughing)
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The Guy:
I don't know much
about her, man,
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but I don't think
she lives in New York.
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But Claire Danes does, you know.
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Why do I care about
where Claire Danes lives?
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What does that have
to do with anything?
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'Cause Claire Danes played
Temple Grandin in the movie.
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-There's
a Temple Grandin movie?
-Yeah, man.
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That's-- (mutters)
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-It's gonna be a good night.
- Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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-Yeah.
-Why are we talking about this?
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We were... We were
talking about your bike.
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Oh, Dude! I saw Temple,
then I go outside,
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and my bike was stolen.
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-Aw, man!
-Yeah.
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That sucks.
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yeah, it really is a bummer.
It's a brand-new bike, too.
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Aw, shit. Well, have you
checked Craigslist?
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I have some friends who found
their stolen bike on Craigslist.
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No, I didn't even
think about that.
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Yeah, man, it's not just
all sublets and cum.
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-It's also bike pirates,
you know?
-Yeah.
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Marty:
You picked the wrong guy today.
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♪ You ain't nothin' but a common
criminal, common criminal ♪
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♪ Stealing my bike
while I'm in the store ♪
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♪ Get a job
and get your own bike ♪
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Oh, what's this?
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Hmm, all right.
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Uh-oh. What's going on here?
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(yelps)
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(grunting)
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Marty:
♪ Common criminal,
common criminal ♪
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♪ You're a common criminal ♪
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Marty (laughing):
Hell yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Art:
I'm sorry you have to go
through this all the time.
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My son's coming in here
for July 4th.
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Hello, I'm Marty. Period.
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I saw your fish tank, and I am
very interested. Period.
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Can I come pick it up
tomorrow night? Question mark.
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(phone clatters)
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Oh. Hmm.
♪ Common criminal ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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Hey, what's up, fellas?
I'm looking for Don.
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From Craigslist.
Don...
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(moaning)
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(grunts)
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Don?
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Are you Don?
Are--
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-Is that D--?
-(men chattering)
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Thanks, fellas.
Thank you.
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I'm Marty from Craigslist.
I hit you up about the seats?
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(air hissing)
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(hissing stops)
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Damn.
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Yo, Don!
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He talks, you gonna be
here all night.
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Don:
So, I was telling this
to your boss.
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The last testing we did
was 10, 15 years ago.
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But he was saying that's
too recent, but here we are.
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-I'm sorry?
-Let's just get this over with.
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I don't have all day.
How long you think
it'll take?
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I'm-- I'm Marty.
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I e-mailed you about
the sedan seats on Craigslist.
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Oh, I-- I--
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I thought you were
with the lead inspector.
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You see,
they're finally trying
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to get some of those developers
interested in this lot.
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That's why it's this empty.
122
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Oh, yeah, there they are.
There are the seats.
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-They're beautiful seats.
-Whoa.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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-Is this blood?
-Yeah, from a car crash.
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I haven't had a chance
to clean them yet.
127
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But the seats
are beautiful.
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You know, I can give you some
cream of tartar and lemon juice
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and it'll come right out.
130
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You know, there's some
beers in the cooler.
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Help yourself,
and I'll be right back.
132
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I'll get that cream of tartar
and lemon juice.
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Oh, uh...
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You wouldn't be interested
in a bag of sand, would you?
135
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Nah, I'm good.
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Ah, shit.
Man, this is cursed sand.
137
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Back then, nobody wanted
to live around here.
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-Is that right?
-Yeah.
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Shit, there wasn't even
no cars on the street.
140
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Boy, we used to have
some fun in them cars.
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00:09:04,851 --> 00:09:08,476
-Huh, back in the day.
-Mm-hmm.
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00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:12,601
Hey now, don't spare the cream
of tartar and lemon juice.
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You should put some
on that end, so it'll soak in,
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and then while you're
working this end.
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You never had a job,
did you?
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(panting)
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Yo, that's my bike!
What--?
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Yo!
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Yo, what are you doing, dog?
That's my bike.
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Temple?
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Aah, fuck!
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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Don?
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Yo, Don.
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Don?
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00:10:02,975 --> 00:10:04,225
Don?
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00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:09,893
What the fuck, dude?
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00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:12,059
(line ringing)
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(dogs barking in distance)
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(ringing continues)
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Don?
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Don (on voicemail):
This is Don.
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I usually answer mornings
between eight and 12
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or Wednesdays
after three, depending.
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I sometimes lose track of the
days to tell you the truth...
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(clicks off phone)
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00:10:32,184 --> 00:10:34,476
(loud clattering)
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00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,017
Hello?
170
00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,351
Hello? Yo!
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Yo!
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Don!
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Fuck, man!
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00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:57,059
Yo, Don.
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Don, I'm done.
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00:11:04,975 --> 00:11:07,059
(eerie groaning)
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00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:17,934
The fuck?
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00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:22,225
(squawking)
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00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,975
What are you doing here?
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00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,559
(rustling)
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(distant bells toll)
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00:11:30,768 --> 00:11:32,351
(loud screeching)
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Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm,
mm-mm-mm.
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-(grunts, exhales)
-(clattering)
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Whoa.
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(grunting)
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00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,809
(grunting)
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00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:19,643
-(clattering, shattering)
-(Marty screams)
189
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Fuck!
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(steel drums playing
bright melody)
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(Marty clapping)
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Marty:
That's beautiful, y'all.
193
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That's really beautiful,
for real.
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Oh, shit.
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(laughs)
My blood.
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00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:16,351
Shit.
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I'm sorry.
198
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Okay, from the top...
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(steel drums play)
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00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,184
-Hey.
-Hmm? Yeah. Huh?
201
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-Marty.
-Huh?
202
00:13:26,434 --> 00:13:28,059
You okay, man?
203
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,309
Is my bike here?
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No, you said it was stolen.
205
00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:36,059
Oh, shit.
206
00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:40,517
Listen, man.
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00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:45,100
I don't wanna take business
away from myself, but, um...
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I don't know if you
should be smoking pot.
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Take care.
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00:13:53,975 --> 00:13:55,893
-Yeah, you too, man.
-(door opens)
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(door closes)
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(squawking)
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00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:10,100
(squawking continues)
214
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,643
(walking footsteps)
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00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:21,392
(doorbell rings)
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00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:25,267
-Hey.
-Hello, I'm Vuyo.
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00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:27,184
Oh yeah, what--
you're here for the--
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-Which one?
-The lamp.
219
00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:30,100
Lamp, yeah, one sec.
220
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Thank you. Um...
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The listing also said
it comes with a shade,
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00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,559
Oh, fuck. Yeah,
let me grab that, one sec.
223
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,809
(sighs)
Really?
224
00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:51,351
(sighs)
225
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,643
(chatter, laughter)
226
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:10,476
Hi.
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(French pop song playing)
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(coos)
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(doorbell rings)
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-For you.
-Thank you.
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All right.
It was nice to see you.
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-Man: Thank you.
-Uh-uh! Baby, your blouse.
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(laughing)
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Wa...
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00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,768
(laughing)
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00:17:03,225 --> 00:17:04,893
Yes.
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00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:12,559
(music playing over speaker)
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00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:20,934
Holy shit.
239
00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:24,059
Wait, it's you.
240
00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:25,893
Shit. Fuck. Ahh!
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Come back.
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00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:30,726
Come back.
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00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,142
(whistle squeaks)
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(whistle trills)
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(squeaks):
Come back.
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00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,517
The Guy:
I got this toffee crunch
if you're into edibles.
247
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I got, uh, C-CBD.
248
00:17:45,893 --> 00:17:49,142
And also I got pens and flowers
if you're interested.
249
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And the gold ones are sativa.
250
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,559
Okay, so you want that one.
Great.
251
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-Okay, one second.
-Okay.
252
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(clears throat)
253
00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:16,684
-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.
254
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:18,768
It was nice to see you.
255
00:18:18,851 --> 00:18:21,768
-Always a pleazh.
-Yeah, it's great.
256
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,100
Darby:
I'm curious
how often you think
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Craigslist missed
connections are about you.
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00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,809
-Never.
-Ever?
259
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,434
Except for now?
260
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:36,601
-Wow. I'm so honored.
-This is my first one.
261
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:39,851
Oh, my God.
What a special moment.
262
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,851
-It's kind of like kismet.
-Totally cuckoo.
263
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,434
Sorry.
264
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,809
You're hot.
265
00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:51,309
(stammers)
Uh...
266
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,726
People tell you that a lot?
267
00:18:54,351 --> 00:18:56,017
-Uh...
-Do you slay puss?
268
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,684
-(both laughing)
-Yeah?
269
00:18:57,768 --> 00:18:59,851
-No... no.
-A little bit?
270
00:18:59,934 --> 00:19:03,726
Would you tell me
if I showed up here smelling?
271
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,851
Smelling bad?
Would you say something?
272
00:19:08,392 --> 00:19:10,142
-If you smelled bad?
-Yeah.
273
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:12,517
I haven't gotten
any complaints so far.
274
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:16,809
I'm just joking around.
275
00:19:16,893 --> 00:19:18,726
I'm just being playful.
276
00:19:22,184 --> 00:19:24,059
-What?
-You're, uh--
277
00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,017
You're really forward.
278
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,684
Thanks.
279
00:19:32,726 --> 00:19:33,851
So, what do you do?
280
00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:36,893
Oh, uh...
281
00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:40,893
Ask me a more interesting
question, please.
282
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:43,768
Okay.
283
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:49,726
I'm thinking.
284
00:19:51,809 --> 00:19:53,100
(laughs)
285
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,100
(sighs)
286
00:19:55,184 --> 00:19:57,392
Do you make a lot of money?
287
00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:58,601
I do okay.
288
00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:00,267
Does that make your friends
uncomfortable?
289
00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:02,017
We don't really
talk about that.
290
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,100
Do you spend a lot
of time alone?
291
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:08,392
Yes.
292
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,434
Do you?
293
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:12,768
Yeah.
294
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:17,434
Can I ask you
a personal question?
295
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:19,142
Come here.
296
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,684
Do you always...
297
00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:30,934
wear a wig on dates?
298
00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:33,434
(laughing):
Ow... my God.
299
00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:36,309
Okay, cool.
You're fucked up.
300
00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:40,975
(alarm blaring)
301
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:55,934
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
302
00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:57,975
It's so fucking hot out.
303
00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:00,726
-Yeah.
-Wanna get out of here?
304
00:21:00,809 --> 00:21:02,643
Should we pay
for our drinks?
305
00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:04,601
Nah.
306
00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:06,934
-(tires screech)
-(gasps) Oh my God!
307
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,601
(muffled):
Come on.
308
00:21:09,684 --> 00:21:11,267
God...
309
00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:14,142
Neil: (chuckles)
Close call.
310
00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:15,893
-Come on.
-Oh God.
311
00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:19,601
Darby:
Wait. Are you...?
312
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:21,225
-All right.
-(laughing)
313
00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,059
Cab Driver:
Come on, bro. What the--
314
00:21:23,142 --> 00:21:25,392
(xylophone playing)
315
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,559
-Ah!
-Ooh!
316
00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:33,768
-Play any instruments?
-Yeah, um, guitar, bass,
317
00:21:33,851 --> 00:21:35,851
cello, drums...
318
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:38,434
-So you're like
a guy in a band?
-...piano.
319
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:40,267
I am in a band.
320
00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:42,559
Oh, my God.
I knew you were in a band.
321
00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:43,684
I could smell it.
322
00:21:43,768 --> 00:21:45,434
You should come
to one of my gigs.
323
00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:47,017
Absolutely not.
324
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:52,059
Listen, what is the craziest
thing you've ever done?
325
00:21:52,142 --> 00:21:53,601
Ooh, oh my God!
326
00:21:53,684 --> 00:21:55,434
Um...
327
00:21:56,893 --> 00:22:00,059
I was rafting
on this trip in Africa--
328
00:22:00,142 --> 00:22:02,142
-Blah!
-What?
329
00:22:02,225 --> 00:22:04,809
Being well-traveled
is not a personality.
330
00:22:04,893 --> 00:22:08,017
Famously not.
That's a rich person thing.
331
00:22:09,142 --> 00:22:11,559
-I'm a twin.
-Uh-huh.
332
00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:18,225
-I saved my brother's life
in the womb.
-Oh, yeah? How?
333
00:22:19,142 --> 00:22:23,184
-His amniotic sac
started leaking.
-Oh, his little sac?
334
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,934
-Yes, his little baby sac
started leaking...
-Yeah. Right.
335
00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:30,059
...and the doctor was
telling my mom
336
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:32,309
they might have to
sacrifice him for me.
337
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,100
That if he survived,
he would have
338
00:22:34,184 --> 00:22:36,434
almost no chance
at a normal life.
339
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:40,559
(chuckles)
They were telling her
all this terrible stuff,
340
00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:44,184
and while that was happening,
I got in front of the sac
341
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:47,017
stopped the leak
long enough for them
342
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,517
to deliver us super early.
343
00:22:50,601 --> 00:22:53,975
-Hmm.
-Three months early.
We were crazy premature.
344
00:22:54,059 --> 00:22:56,184
Tiny, like little
Beanie Babies.
345
00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:58,392
-Cute.
-(both laughing)
346
00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:00,643
And, uh...
347
00:23:02,601 --> 00:23:03,851
He survived.
348
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:07,017
Just a slight walking
disability, but that was it.
349
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,934
He was fine.
350
00:23:09,017 --> 00:23:10,726
Kind of weird, but he was fine.
351
00:23:10,809 --> 00:23:11,934
(chuckles)
352
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,517
And then,
when we were 18,
353
00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:20,184
we snuck into a bar
354
00:23:21,059 --> 00:23:23,351
and we g-g-g, uh--
355
00:23:23,434 --> 00:23:24,934
got drunk.
356
00:23:27,476 --> 00:23:29,309
And I wrecked the car.
357
00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:32,142
(stuttering):
And he d--
358
00:23:35,184 --> 00:23:36,476
d--
359
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,517
w(chuckling)
360
00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:05,559
Your turn.
361
00:24:07,351 --> 00:24:08,559
Man:
Excuse me.
362
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:12,684
Can either of you
spare some change?
363
00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:15,476
I'm trying to get
something to eat.
364
00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:17,351
(indistinct chatter)
365
00:24:18,726 --> 00:24:20,726
Yep, get whatever you want, man.
366
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,309
Can I get an Italian
on a hoagie?
367
00:24:23,392 --> 00:24:24,643
-You want something?
-No mayo.
368
00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:26,559
I don't know.
369
00:24:28,392 --> 00:24:29,975
-Man: Can I get
some dessert?
-Yeah, sure.
370
00:24:30,059 --> 00:24:31,351
All right, cool.
371
00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:32,559
Cool, cool.
372
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,392
Man:
Yes, yes, yes.
373
00:24:39,684 --> 00:24:42,684
Clerk:
Italian hoagie,
no mayonesa. $9.75.
374
00:24:43,184 --> 00:24:45,267
(register beeping)
375
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:49,975
(register beeps)
376
00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:52,392
Man:
Yes, yes, yes.
377
00:24:56,975 --> 00:24:58,726
Man:
What the fuck?
378
00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:02,059
Man:
Oh...
379
00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:41,975
ARTHUR: You've been in New York
for like a long time, right?
380
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,517
Oh, yes, decades. You don't look
like a nudist to me.
381
00:26:46,893 --> 00:26:48,726
You should think about
making this a mobile dispensary.
382
00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,809
-I don't know.
-Hey! You wanna buy some weed?
383
00:26:51,059 --> 00:26:52,601
-All right.
-Someone'll be right down.
384
00:26:52,684 --> 00:26:54,100
Are you dining with us today?
385
00:26:54,601 --> 00:26:56,142
I hope you brought
your credit card.
386
00:26:56,225 --> 00:26:57,059
We're cashless.
387
00:26:57,142 --> 00:26:59,392
That hallway reeks!
Who's this?
388
00:26:59,476 --> 00:27:00,768
-Uh, it's-- This is, uh--
-I'm just gonna go.
389
00:27:00,851 --> 00:27:02,643
Your drug dealer?
Arthur, are you kidding me?
390
00:27:02,726 --> 00:27:04,184
I'll keep it in my room.
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