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Jules:
Excuse me,
would you mind
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taking a picture
of us real quick?
Man: Sure.
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Let's shoot this way.
Great.
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Yeah, cool.
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Great. Oh, let's
make it the official
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divorce portrait.
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Exactly.
Yeah.
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Oh.
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Wow, okay.
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Say "no contest."
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No contest.
No contest.
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That's the one.
I can-- I can feel it.
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Thank you so much.
Yeah, no problem.
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Have a good one.
Cool. Thanks, man.
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See ya.
Have a good eclipse!
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You too.
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So that's it, huh?
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Yeah.
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I really enjoyed
being married to you.
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Yeah, I enjoyed being
married to you too, buddy.
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And your...
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great beard.
Oh, thank you very much.
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I love you.
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I always will.
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I love you, too.
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♪ ♪
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Apollo: Shit.
♪ I've got
a new kind of lullaby ♪
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♪ The fiction takes a picture
of what's on my mind ♪
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Hi.
Hey.
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I was getting worried.
Oh, sorry.
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My God, the camera place
was a nightmare.
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Cool.
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Perfect.
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Hey, how do I look?
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Hey, hey.
Hmm?
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Oh my God,
you look so hot.
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Really
Yeah.
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Yes.
I look like I sell VHS tapes
in the back of my van.
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No, I love it.
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Oh my God.
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I taught you well.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay, babe, we have to go.
We told your sister 12:45.
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Fine. It's okay.
She can wait.
We have to run.
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So how much time
do you need?
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Twenty minutes?
I just need to fuck
with this lens.
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I'm gonna
grab us coffee.
I'll be right back.
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Oh my God,
you look so good.
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I do?
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Whoa.
That's really good.
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♪ ♪
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I can't believe somebody
actually made this video.
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This guy actually
has really pretty hands.
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You sure those are gonna
protect our eyes?
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Probably.
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Hey, if it doesn't work,
I can just be your
cool, blind boyfriend.
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Hoo-ah! Yeah.
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Hoo-ah, Charlie.
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Uh, okay, I would like to be
out the door in 20 minutes.
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Can we make that happen?
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Goddamn it.
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What?
I mean, it's--
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Sorry, not you.
It's my mom.
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"Please tell me
what little man...
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"he represents.
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He is a fucking billionaire."
No, come on!
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Do not engage!
You know how this goes.
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I'm sorry, but I have to.
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Somebody has to call her
out on this shit.
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"If you think he has
your interests in mind...
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then you have another thing--"
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Would you-- I--
Let me-- I have--
Hey. Babe.
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You are not gonna
change her mind today,
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or probably ever,
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and this is a special
fucking cosmic event
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that I really want
to share with you
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because it only happens
once a century,
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and I would really like it
if we could leave in 20 minutes.
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Would that be okay?
Please, please, please, please.
Mm-hmm.
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Yeah! Okay.
Okay.
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Get dressed.
Wear something nice!
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All right. All right, sorry.
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Well, you know, technically
there is gonna be
another eclipse in 2024,
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that you'll actually be able
to see from New York, so...
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We're gonna see it.
Get dressed.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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Dahlia:
You should dress
like this all the time.
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Really?
This is the most you
I've ever seen you.
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I don't even know
what that means.
Oh my gosh.
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Stand here.
Shut up, let me take a picture.
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It's so hot.
Here, just part
your mouth a little bit.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Oh shit, come here.
What?
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Oh my God. Oh my God...
Take this.
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I-I can't believe
this person raised me.
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She knows how
to push your buttons,
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and she's just gonna
keep coming at you,
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so just don't respond.
Zach: "Just because
you live around
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"a bunch of different
races of people,
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doesn't make you diverse."
Alina: Can a single person
be diverse?
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Holy shit.
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That was close.
I told you this was good.
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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♪ Doo-dah ♪
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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What did she say?
"Black Lives Matter
is a hate group.
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Same as the KKK.
All lives matter,
yes, they do."
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♪ Rent a bike in the morning ♪
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♪ What a way to spend the day ♪
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♪ In the evening
when the sun go down ♪
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♪ There's always places
to wine and dine ♪
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Yeah.
♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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♪ Doo-dah ♪
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♪ Diddly-dum-dum-day ♪
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Uh-uh.
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Okay.
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Look! Boob!
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Got that on Snapchat.
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Apollo:
"Black Lives Matter
is a media hoax,
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"and if you can't see that,
I feel sorry for you.
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"It's the product
of fake news,
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"and you and your
smug liberal friends
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keep falling for it."
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And what did his mom say?
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That was his mom.
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Oh. Whew!
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All right,
that makes more sense.
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There we go.
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This is the shot
you wanted,
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if you could just pedal
a little more to the right.
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If you don't paddle too,
we're just gonna keep
going in circles.
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Oh, babe,
I'm working here. Look.
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Check this picture
out, though.
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He was getting
his teeth whitened.
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That's why his
shirt is off.
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You know what they say.
A "like" a day...
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...is a bigger way.
No.
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Fuck.
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Zach:
Looks like the secret's out
on the secret spot.
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Shit.
Mmm, what about over there?
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That's not so bad.
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No, I- I don't...
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I had a plan and I don't want
to sit with those fucking kids.
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Zach:
It's fine, there's room
for everybody.
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Plenty of room.
It's gonna be great.
Extremely crowded.
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It's gonna be wonderful.
We're gonna make
some new friends.
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Go ahead.
Gonna be great.
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It will be great.
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Zach:
How's it going?
What's up?
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So, the dude
is in high school!
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Do you see them?
I don't see them.
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Is that Zach
in the glasses?
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I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
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Zach looks like
every white guy.
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Oh, wait, you know,
I'll just text them.
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Yeah, please do.
I'll just keep paddling.
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Please! Thank you.
Yep.
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No, these are no good.
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The rubber cement is...
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I can't see anything.
Hey, yeah, dude.
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You wanna try these?
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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There's like
eight million of 'em.
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Okay. These are
so much better.
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I should've gotten these.
You want a hit of this?
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What's that?
Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Why not?
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Special day, right?
Thank you so much.
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Wow, wow.
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Oh, it's Alina.
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Look, look, straight ahead.
Straight ahead, she's coming.
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Okay.
Here she comes.
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Here she comes.
Here she comes.
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Don't be nervous.
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Okay, okay.
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Jed:
Come on, take a real hit.
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Zach?
Yeah?
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What are you doing?
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Smokin' pot.
It's good.
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Reese:
No, you gotta do it again.
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Take it to the chest.
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Some of that sweet, sweet THC,
you know what I'm saying?
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You guys want some
buttermilk biscuits?
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Absolutely.
Yes.
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Reese:
What!
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Zach. Zach!
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What's going on?
She just walked away.
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What the fuck?
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Patience. What?
Do you have other places
that you'd rather be today?
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Yeah. This sucks,
and I can't feel my ass.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh, Mr. Davenport.
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You have other places
you'd rather be today,
Mr. Davenport?
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Meetings to attend?
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Deals to broker?
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Mr. Davenport would
never wear this outfit.
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Oh, I think he would.
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Dill, chives, rosemary.
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Kathleen: Hell yeah!
It's like a salad.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Zach:
I'm gonna see if
this guy wants some.
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Buttermilk biscuit? Yeah.
Really?
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Yeah, thank you
so much, man.
Homemade.
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There's probably
a lot of butter.
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Hey, can I actually get
a hit off of that blunt?
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Once you pop,
you can't stop.
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Can I call you Roger?
Or is that too casual?
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Well, you are my
chiropractor's step-daughter.
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Hired solely out of nepotism,
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'cause you know how hot
I think nepotism is.
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So hot.
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I do have a meeting in Munich,
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but I can probably...
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Cancel that for me?
Push that around.
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You're so important.
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Zach:
"If the right
are the Nazis,
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"then the left
is the Red Army,
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who were worse.
Stop with the lies."
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Wow.
That makes no sense.
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You should probably
just stop responding
to her, right?
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No, no, no.
It's a fucking obligation
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to educate our ignorant,
racist relatives.
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True.
But maybe not
on Facebook.
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I don't know, man.
That's fucked.
I'm sorry.
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That's the end of this.
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Is that the last joint
that we had?
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I think we're
all out of wine, too.
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You know, I can help
on one of those fronts.
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Lit. Okay.
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And we have some
sparkling wine.
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Excuse me, sir.
Oh.
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That's your hammock?
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Uh, yeah.
Is everything okay?
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You can't hang a hammock
in the middle of the park.
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Oh, okay, I can take it down.
You want me to take it down?
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No, you know what? Whatever.
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It's cool.
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Okay.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Why do you keep
coming over here?
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You're being, like,
um, so standoff-ish.
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I just want to be with you.
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Try something new.
Hang out with these...
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these peeps.
They're chill peeps.
Let them be chill.
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I don't-- I'm not--
I just wanna--
I want you to chill with us.
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00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,546
I don't want to,
so have fun.
251
00:10:11,713 --> 00:10:13,588
Dahlia:
Now put your hand
over my boob.
252
00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:15,546
Oh, yeah, that's hot.
253
00:10:15,546 --> 00:10:18,296
Mmm, no, let's keep this on,
'cause I don't know how to swim.
254
00:10:18,296 --> 00:10:20,421
Jed:
Oh my God, the eclipse
is on the floor!
255
00:10:20,421 --> 00:10:21,922
Kathleen:
When does totality happen?
256
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,213
Zach:
2:44.
257
00:10:23,213 --> 00:10:26,088
Which is in, like,
three minutes.
258
00:10:26,088 --> 00:10:29,755
♪ I'm eating
a bite of this tart ♪
259
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,630
I feel like I'm just
staring at the sun.
260
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,713
Jed! What are you doing?
261
00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:35,963
Neil Delin Tigress,
whatever the fuck his name is,
262
00:10:35,963 --> 00:10:38,880
said that I can
use a colander.
263
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,505
Yeah, but you're not
supposed to look up.
264
00:10:40,505 --> 00:10:42,588
Then what the fuck
am I supposed to do?
265
00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:45,755
I think I'm going blind.
266
00:10:45,755 --> 00:10:47,630
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
267
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:48,880
She's texting,
she's texting.
268
00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:51,755
Oh, shit!
What?
269
00:10:51,755 --> 00:10:52,755
It's happening.
270
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,421
Jed:
How do I know
if I'm going blind?
271
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,254
...where your retina burns.
Come here.
272
00:10:56,254 --> 00:10:57,630
What?
I need you.
Come here, come here.
273
00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:58,755
Dahlia:
Here we go!
274
00:10:58,755 --> 00:10:59,963
Just stand there, and...
275
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,421
just shut the fuck up
and look up, okay?
276
00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:04,088
I think it's happening.
277
00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,713
Ow, but it--
278
00:11:05,713 --> 00:11:07,755
Ow. Ow. It hurts though.
Okay, look at me.
279
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,672
Okay. So, um...
280
00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:18,004
I know that whenever
we've talked about marriage,
281
00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:19,588
that I've been kinda weird.
282
00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:21,129
The Guy:
Oh, whoa.
283
00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:23,088
Alina: I think it's
a bit of misogyny
and gender roles
284
00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:25,254
and stereotypes and...
Jed: Yo! Turn off the music!
285
00:11:25,254 --> 00:11:27,421
And my parents
are fucking weird, and...
286
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:29,797
like, everyone
we know, like, fucks it up.
287
00:11:29,797 --> 00:11:33,129
And I was just thinking
about fucking it up,
288
00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:36,338
and that if I was gonna
fuck up the rest of my life,
289
00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:39,088
that I-I would want
you to be there.
290
00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,546
And...
291
00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:42,755
I just... I love you!
292
00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:43,797
I love you so much.
293
00:11:43,797 --> 00:11:45,546
I love you so much
that it's-- it's stupid!
294
00:11:45,546 --> 00:11:48,088
And I just wanna--
Fuck! Um...
295
00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:51,004
Do you wanna get married?
296
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,797
Yes.
297
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:54,797
Yeah?
298
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,004
Of course.
299
00:11:56,004 --> 00:11:57,046
Oh my God.
300
00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:06,505
Oh my God!
301
00:12:06,505 --> 00:12:08,171
Alina:
Oh my God, okay.
This is for you.
302
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:10,713
Zach:
There's two here.
303
00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:13,463
Alina:
Of fucking course
there's two!
304
00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:15,880
You have quite the eye
for photography, young lady.
305
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,630
If you fuck me now,
maybe I can help you
306
00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:19,171
with your graduate
school applications later.
307
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,922
That's crazy, Roger.
308
00:12:21,922 --> 00:12:23,505
You don't know how to read.
309
00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:32,713
Yay!
Eclipse!
310
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,880
She put a ring on it!
311
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,046
Whoo!
312
00:12:44,755 --> 00:12:47,046
Wow.
313
00:12:47,046 --> 00:12:50,755
Honestly, that was the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
314
00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:56,380
Um, babe, I don't
mean to rush,
315
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,338
but the bakery
closes at six o'clock.
316
00:12:58,338 --> 00:13:00,213
Oh, shit!
We've gotta go!
317
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,213
All right.
Yeah, so can we
paddle for once?
318
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:03,546
Now I will help you, yes.
319
00:13:03,546 --> 00:13:06,546
Okay, do you have
dark spots in your vision?
320
00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,546
I'm definitely seeing
dark spots.
321
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:10,046
I'm definitely-- oh!
322
00:13:11,713 --> 00:13:13,213
Oh my God!
323
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:17,046
What the fuck?
Why are we on a cake?
324
00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:19,338
What the fuck?
325
00:13:19,338 --> 00:13:20,922
Alina: Do you love me?
326
00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:22,755
Zach: How did we get there?
327
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:27,505
That is... hella pretty.
I'm not gonna lie.
328
00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:28,797
We're on that cake.
329
00:13:28,797 --> 00:13:31,963
The Guy:
That means they were
creeping on us all afternoon.
330
00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,838
Jed:
There was somebody
taking pictures of us.
331
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:36,088
Zach: I can't take it off?
Alina: No, you can't
take it off.
332
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:38,505
Jed:
That's exactly how
Princess Diana died!
333
00:13:38,505 --> 00:13:40,046
I just find that
a little bit creepy.
334
00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:41,588
Call it romantic--
It's not romantic.
335
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,421
All right,
what if your boyfriend's
trying to surprise you.
336
00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:49,546
You're with your side dude,
he has pictures of you
with your side dude.
337
00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:51,254
You had your titty out!
338
00:13:51,254 --> 00:13:53,296
Kathleen:
Ain't nothing new,
but like, still.
339
00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:57,254
Jed:
How 'bout we ate
all their food?
340
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,213
Excuse me!
Can I get a piece?
341
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,171
Like, whatever.
I don't care.
342
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,588
I don't care.
I don't care,
because, listen,
343
00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:05,797
while you were
eating toxins--
344
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:08,421
♪ ♪
345
00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:10,922
♪ Nowhere to go ♪
346
00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:13,797
♪ My love ♪
347
00:14:13,797 --> 00:14:16,546
♪ Nowhere to go ♪
348
00:14:16,546 --> 00:14:19,129
♪ My love ♪
349
00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:21,672
♪ Got nowhere to go ♪
350
00:14:21,672 --> 00:14:23,630
♪ It's not true ♪
351
00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:27,630
♪ Nowhere to go ♪
352
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,797
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
353
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:45,672
Beth:
Hey! Over here!
354
00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:50,338
Oh, hey.
355
00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:51,588
Is this yours?
356
00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:52,880
Yeah.
357
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,922
It's very cool.
358
00:14:53,922 --> 00:14:55,296
You wanna see it?
359
00:14:55,296 --> 00:14:56,672
On the inside?
360
00:14:56,672 --> 00:14:57,838
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
361
00:14:57,838 --> 00:14:58,880
Okay, then!
362
00:15:08,672 --> 00:15:10,004
Damn!
363
00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:11,129
Should I close the door?
364
00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:12,338
Please close it.
365
00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:14,338
Just slam it really hard.
366
00:15:14,338 --> 00:15:15,755
It's-- it's a little--
367
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:18,338
Yeah, it's a little--
it's a little--
368
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,171
Welcome.
369
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:22,004
This is Steve RV.
370
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,713
Steve RV.
371
00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:27,004
He bungles things,
372
00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:29,588
and he sometimes
puts his foot in his mouth,
373
00:15:29,588 --> 00:15:33,171
but overall, he's
a very charming vehicle,
374
00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:36,254
and I have had
a lot of fun in here.
375
00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:38,963
It's really cool.
376
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,338
Oh, thank you.
377
00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:42,838
Do you want,
um, a cup of tea?
378
00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:44,046
Sure.
379
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,755
This shag is fucking awesome.
380
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:51,380
It's a little moist right now.
381
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,797
I don't know why.
382
00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:55,338
And you got
a whole kitchen?
383
00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:56,463
The whole shebang.
384
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:57,672
Survey says...
385
00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:00,380
This is cool.
386
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,880
Then, I went up
through Nashville,
387
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,213
and that was quite fun.
388
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,672
And then I just hauled ass
back to Brooklyn.
389
00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:09,797
Mainly because I didn't
have any money left.
390
00:16:09,797 --> 00:16:12,880
And real Americans
are fucking scary.
391
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,421
Oh, yeah, we're crazy.
392
00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:17,880
I'm good.
You sure?
393
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,672
Yeah, yeah.
394
00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:21,672
Oh, hello.
395
00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:24,129
Whoo! Whoo!
396
00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:26,588
Take me with you!
397
00:16:26,588 --> 00:16:28,129
Where are they coming from?
398
00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:42,129
Ben, I'm really sorry
I ghosted on you.
399
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,755
Yeah, what was that about?
400
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:49,129
I was just in a really
weird spot.
401
00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:52,088
For a bit there,
I was drinking a lot,
402
00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:53,296
and other stuff,
403
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:55,797
and I wanted to...
404
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,630
clean up my life
and just start again,
405
00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:00,421
and I didn't know how to--
406
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:04,755
I'm not very good with this
fucking... conversation shit,
407
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:07,338
and I avoided it.
408
00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:08,463
Yeah.
409
00:17:11,672 --> 00:17:13,838
I can't believe
I'm about to say this.
410
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,129
But...
411
00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:20,338
I think that being
sober is good for me.
412
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:23,797
Ah.
413
00:17:24,838 --> 00:17:26,797
Yeah!
414
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,296
Okay.
415
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:30,296
Yes.
416
00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,421
Anyway.
417
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,672
So I'm thinking now,
I need to go home for a bit.
418
00:17:39,963 --> 00:17:41,505
What
419
00:17:41,505 --> 00:17:43,838
Not for good.
Just to sort out my stuff.
420
00:17:46,922 --> 00:17:48,004
Good for you.
421
00:17:48,004 --> 00:17:50,838
Yeah, it's good for me.
422
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:53,296
Yeah.
Yeah!
423
00:17:53,296 --> 00:17:54,797
It's good for me!
424
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,630
I'm gonna miss you.
425
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,213
I did miss you.
426
00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:04,630
And I'm gonna miss you.
427
00:18:05,797 --> 00:18:07,505
I did miss you, too.
428
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,922
Can I ask you
a question, though?
429
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,755
What are you gonna do
with Steve while you're gone?
430
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,254
Hmm...
431
00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:39,713
Where are
you gonna park it?
432
00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:41,546
Honestly, I have
no fucking idea.
433
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:45,546
♪ My love ♪
434
00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:49,129
Fuck!
435
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,880
Martin Toll.
436
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,296
♪ And I'll be yours ♪
437
00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,713
♪ When those roses grow ♪
438
00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:58,797
♪ I'll be there just smiling ♪
439
00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,088
No way.
440
00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:07,505
♪ Only Heaven knows ♪
441
00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:12,463
♪ And this simple act ♪
442
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,046
♪ We call love ♪
443
00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:15,463
Ooh, baby.
444
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,088
The Guy:
Yeah.
445
00:19:18,088 --> 00:19:20,922
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
446
00:19:20,922 --> 00:19:23,129
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
447
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,380
♪ ♪
448
00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:38,546
What?
449
00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:41,129
Oh, fuck. Shit.
450
00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:42,630
Shit, shit.
451
00:19:44,338 --> 00:19:46,963
Um, um...
452
00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:14,129
Shit!
453
00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:29,880
What's up, Steve?
454
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,338
♪ ♪
455
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,838
♪ I been missing you, baby ♪
456
00:20:48,755 --> 00:20:52,296
♪ Let's go to Chinatown ♪
457
00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:55,338
♪ That's where we'll find
our happy ending ♪
458
00:21:00,046 --> 00:21:03,755
♪ If you won't
take me back, baby ♪
459
00:21:03,755 --> 00:21:06,088
♪ I'm going to Chinatown ♪
460
00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:10,380
♪ I'm gonna get
my happy ending ♪
461
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,755
♪ ♪
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