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Returning your call, Premier.
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We need that budget revised down.
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And if we don't get it by Friday,
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you are in breach
of the development agreement.
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OK, bye.
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(LINE BEEPS)
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Shitsticks!
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You're lucky
soccer got that land at Kingston
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you wanted for your T&A facility.
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Soil tests show
widespread contamination.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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I doubt it'll ever be used.
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What I would love to see
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is that we come on board
as a major sponsor,
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with an agreement to be
the sole supplier of fresh seafood
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to the venue.
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The club and myself
are extremely excited
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to announce today
that the inaugural coach
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of the Great Southern Football Club
VFL team is Luke Gorman.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Tasmanians have had a bloody gutful
over your stadium and...
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ON TV: Over to Marc Leishman.
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He is teeing off on the 18th
and final hole.
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Well...
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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(DOG BARKS)
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That is position A.
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(DOG BARKS)
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(GOLF BALL BOUNCES)
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(DOG WHINES)
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(GLASS CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT)
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Biggest profit my company
has ever recorded
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and we paid no tax.
Isn't that brilliant?
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Or sickening
depending on your point of view.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Ask Hugh about Rosny.
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Oh, Hugh,
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did I hear there was some news
on the training and admin site?
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Yes. We might have secured
the old golf course at Rosny.
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I don't like to name drop,
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but I am good friends
with Stan Foggo,
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one of the counsellors
over at Rosny.
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Wow.
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I'm sure
he'll get right behind this.
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Good, because I sense
not everyone at Rosny
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is delighted about it.
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Someone smashed this
through my window last night.
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Oh, my God.
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That is someone with some serious
clubhead speed.
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Cheers, Wayne. I'll tell the cops
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not to bother interviewing
any high handicappers.
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(EMMA GIGGLES) Stop!
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Wow! Emma's laughing.
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At Revere Hutchins.
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Em!
He's a freak, apparently.
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He can do the impossible.
Yeah, so I see.
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Revere, I think
you have met my husband, Wayne,
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Head of Next Generation Academy.
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G'day, mate.
Yeah. What's up?
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And this is Zoe Newton,
Head of High Performance.
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Ooh! Should get you
booked in for that one, Wayne.
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(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, you've gotta learn
to laugh at yourself, darling.
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Yeah, I think you got that covered.
(LAUGHS)
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And this is George Kouros
from Salmania,
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one of our key sponsors, Revere.
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You know, uh, Rafael, is it?
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Revere.
Raffir!
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I am loving the look of that logo.
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Huh?
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Ah! It's incredible, you know?
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When I first started Salmania
six and a half years ago,
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I never would have dreamed
my logo would be on your shorts.
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Right. Yeah.
I'm just so proud.
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Can't stop looking at it.
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Yeah, it might be an idea if you did.
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Oh, shit! Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
(LAUGHS) You're safe, Raffir.
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Rest assured,
George likes the ladies.
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I'm sure they like you, too, George.
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Well, what can I say?
"Not really."
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We'd better head up, Revere.
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Nice to meet you.
Yeah. Good on you, mate.
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All righty.
Let's have some delicious
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hot smoked salmon on the house.
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MAN: No.
Ooh!
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This is our premium product
at Salmania.
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Sales of these are up 11.5%
in the last quarter.
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You beauty.
HUGH: Ladies and gentlemen,
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if I could have your attention,
please.
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Thank you. It's my honour
and privilege today,
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in this historic moment
for the club
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to introduce you to the first tranche
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of six pre draft
concession footballers
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chosen for selection
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in the Great Southern Football Club's
inaugural VFL squad.
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Would you please welcome
Jagger Gibbons,
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Memphis Fishlock-Bragg,
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Malachi Zoot, Bronx Cleverly,
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Trident Pash
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and Revere Hutchins.
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(APPLAUSE)
Whoo-hoo! Go, boys.
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(GASPS)
Oh...
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The fuck?!
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Look, we encourage all our employees
to be socially aware,
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and it's great you feel passionately
about the salmon farming issue.
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I do, too.
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It's endangering
the Thornback skate.
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I know. And it makes me...damn angry.
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But the other side to my fury
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is that a salmon farming company
is paying us six figures
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to put their name on your shorts,
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and, to me, that kind of wins.
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So, bottom line.
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Hold your views by all means.
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Be passionate about them, like me,
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but be a bit more judicious
about where you express them.
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I'm not wearing shorts
with the Salmania logo on them.
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Listen, do you want to be responsible
for the loss
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of a massive sponsorship
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that would benefit your club
and your team-mates?
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Better than being responsible
for the loss of a marine species.
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I'm actually the CEO of this club.
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It's already all over the media.
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The fish haters are on the march,
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so can you head out to Salmania
and placate George?
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Tell him we'll sort something out.
(GROANS)
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Thank you.
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This prat Bronx has been here
five minutes.
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He thinks he runs the place.
Yeah, right.
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You've been here months
and you know you don't.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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HUGH: Gentlemen.
Hey.
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So we're just waiting on...
Kieran's from IT.
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Kieran, this is Luke, our coach.
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Wayne, our Head of Next Gen.
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And you know Zoe,
our Head of High Performance.
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Yeah. Thank you, Kieran. OK. Um...
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So, as we all know,
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the AFL has been trialling
the use of a chip
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in the football
to help with video reviews.
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But in the US,
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they're experimenting with chips
in athletes,
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which enable coaches
to monitor in real time
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how far they've travelled,
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how fatigued they are,
blood sugar, dopamine levels, etc.
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Astonishing!
Right?
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So I'm proposing
we trial this technology
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by inserting a chip
into one of our new signings.
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Brilliant.
Great.
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The other thing
this technology allows you to do
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is keep track
of a player's movements
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outside of club hours,
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which is useful
if there are curfews in place.
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We would also be able to tell
if, contrary to team rules,
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a player was, say, having sex
the night before a big game.
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(LAUGHS)
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If, for example,
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their dopamine levels shot up
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but their cortisol
and blood sugar levels
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dropped markedly.
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Don't waste one on Hugh then.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Clipped.
Good stuff!
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That seems a little unwarranted.
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Everyone laughed.
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Maybe Hugh's not looking
for a relationship right now.
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Thank you, Zoe.
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Maybe he's, I don't know,
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embarrassed about his body.
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Maybe he's impotent.
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Are these really things...
(PHONE CHIMES)
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..we should be laughing at?
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Uh...
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Well, sadly,
I've got to be somewhere else.
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Jameson. Thanks, Zoe.
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And, hey, I'm happy to chat
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about any of those issues
if you need.
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All good.
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You're looking
pretty damn comfortable
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in that chair, Catherine.
(CATHERINE CHUCKLES)
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Alistair.
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Morning.
Yeah, I'll be there in five.
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Alistair's got to head off
to a charity fundraiser.
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Oh, good on you. Catherine.
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Oh. Who for?
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My polo club.
Worthy cause.
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Oh, thanks, mate.
How'd the launch go?
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It went very well.
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Yeah. I've gotta say,
it's nice to finally have
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some actual footballers
in the footy club
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that I can now start to mould
into the valuable assets
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our success will be built on.
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Yes, I saw the press conference,
Hugh,
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and I'm sure those assets
will be more valuable
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when you explain to them
that you're a football club,
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not a left-wing
anti-business protest group.
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Yes. Yes, they will.
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I haven't got long.
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I didn't even know you were sick.
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(SNICKERS)
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Get on with it.
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Yes, Alistair,
I thought you should know
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some of the protests
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against the training
and admin centre
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being built
at Rosny Golf Course
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are getting out of hand.
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Someone used a golf club and a ball
to damage Hugh's house last night.
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Badly?
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Why would it be Aaron Baddeley?
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They smashed a window
and egged the car.
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So I'm rather friendly
with Councillor Foggo over at Rosny,
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and I know from experience
that he and his fellow councillors
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can make things happen over there,
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given the appropriate encouragement.
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Catherine, we can't use our funding
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to provide
that sort of encouragement.
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Sorry.
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Are you sitting on Destiny's knee
with her hand up your back?
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I know we can't, Hugh. Directly.
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But, Alastair, if you
formally direct
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that the football club
buy a second hand car for club use
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just so it doesn't look like
we're behind it,
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I'll organise the rest.
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Probably best
you don't know any more.
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But if we buy a car,
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how is that not
going to come back on us?
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Get Jameson to buy it
so no one suspects that
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there's an ingenious scheme at play.
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No offence, Jameson.
I'm proud to be chosen.
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I'll talk you through it.
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Sort of thing seems to come
very easily to you.
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Mm! Thank you, Hugh.
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It wasn't a compliment.
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Alright.
I'm already late for canapes.
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Shit, canapes.
Better wrap it up, everyone.
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(LAUGHS)
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Canapes and polo.
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He really is a man of the people,
isn't he?
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Well, it's very easy to mock people
because of their wealth, Hugh.
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It's fun too, Catherine.
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And I mean, he's a kid,
he's idealistic,
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he's thoughtful, he's passionate,
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and he certainly means no offence.
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Sack the prick.
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George.
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That is completely unreasonable.
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I'm not sponsoring someone
who takes a dump on my product.
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You sack him
or I'll withdraw my sponsorship.
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Suits me.
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CATHERINE: (ON PHONE)
You'll know Jameson.
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He's good looking, smart dresser,
man-about-town type.
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Gotta go. Someone else has come in.
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I've transferred the money too
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and sent through the bank details
for our Rosny friend.
255
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,600
OK. Leave it with me, Catherine.
You're a honey, Neil.
256
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,199
Can I help you at all, sir?
257
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,959
Yeah, I'm from
the Great Southern Football Club.
258
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,279
I'm here to pick up a car.
259
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,240
Oh, you're Jameson?
That's it.
260
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,319
Neil Young.
Amazing.
261
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:56,039
Hey, this is a superb motor vehicle
you've picked out here, mate.
262
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,879
Thanks. Glad you like it.
263
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,799
Just let me get this for you.
264
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,360
Doesn't need to be there.
265
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,799
Alright, well, here's the keys.
266
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,679
Drive it like you stole it.
Yeah.
267
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,799
What do you mean?
Just...
268
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,610
Just have fun driving it,
you know?
269
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,399
I think I'd enjoy driving it more
if I knew it was mine.
270
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,679
Plus, I wouldn't have the stress
271
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,730
of maybe being pulled over
and arrested.
272
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,479
What's that?
273
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,239
Oh, your pro forma
threatening letter.
274
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,679
"Build the T&A centre
at Rosny and die."
275
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:35,799
Oh, my God.
It's fine. It's just an idiot.
276
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,279
I mean, wouldn't it be better
if I died first?
277
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,359
Then I couldn't build it.
278
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,599
If they can't get their logic right,
I'm not taking it seriously.
279
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,919
Or is it someone who wants you
to build it, but then die?
280
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,399
That's Alistair.
Have you told the police?
281
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,159
No, I'm not bothered.
Oh.
282
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,479
So brave.
283
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,799
Well, in better news,
284
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,599
George wanted us to sack Bronx,
but I put a stop to it.
285
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,759
Result.
286
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,239
Though, he has withdrawn
his sponsorship.
287
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,319
Ah, fu... Destiny!
What?
288
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,319
We can't just let him stand over us
like that.
289
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,239
We can't lose that sponsorship
290
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,759
and as COO,
you need to sort it face-to-face.
291
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,239
God!
292
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,679
ISIS would look harder
for a compromise than you.
293
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,639
MAN: Oh, yeah.
OK.
294
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,279
It's number one, I think.
295
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,559
The fundamentals
of AFL player media training are -
296
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,519
keep your answers short
297
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,919
and pay due deference
to your team-mates.
298
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,720
It's about damage limitation.
299
00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:25,919
We're having none of it.
300
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,879
We will not be trotting out
trite, cliche-ridden twak.
301
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,559
I'm banning right now
302
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,359
the use of the words "execute"
and "process."
303
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,159
Also, if a game is us versus Sydney,
304
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,199
that does not mean we are
versing Sydney.
305
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,359
Who are we versing then?
306
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,999
Sydney, but we're playing them.
307
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,479
Versing is not a verb
308
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,719
unless we're reciting poetry
about them,
309
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,599
and I don't want to hear about
gaining territory.
310
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,159
Well, so what do we say
instead then?
311
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,719
You kick the ball forwards,
312
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,199
and if you've basically won the game
off your own boot,
313
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,159
and all you can go on
about afterwards
314
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,919
is being proud of the boys
and a team effort,
315
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,719
I'm at home
stabbing myself in the eye,
316
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,839
thinking,
317
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:08,559
"You total wanker.
You don't have a mind of your own."
318
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,479
Successful golfers, they say,
319
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,959
"Yeah, I hit the ball
really solid today.
320
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,479
"Drove the ball great."
321
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,520
Not, "Oh, my caddie cleaned my balls
brilliantly."
322
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:20,399
Own your success, boys.
Be proud of it.
323
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,679
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
324
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,879
Yeah.
Yeah. Cool.
325
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,879
Alright.
Hell yeah.
326
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,319
What we're going to do now
327
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,279
is get each of you to
do a short impromptu speech
328
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,559
on a topic of my choosing.
329
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,279
So, if you're about to make
a public statement
330
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,799
or do an interview,
331
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,399
what's the number one thing
you do not do?
332
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,919
(VOMITS)
333
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,080
Oh.
334
00:13:40,351 --> 00:13:42,439
Quite right.
335
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,680
Uh, Bronx. Can I just have a word?
336
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,839
Bronx.
I've just come from Salmania.
337
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,039
I think if you don't apologise
and make amends,
338
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,119
uh, your contract
is in serious jeopardy.
339
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,679
I'm not apologising.
340
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,280
I stand by my...stance.
341
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,280
Go you!
342
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,119
We're sacking him.
Good.
343
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,999
So the sponsorship deal stands?
344
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,200
Of course.
345
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,639
ZOE: Alright. Little sting.
346
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,960
(LOUD CLUNK)
347
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,599
How's that looking?
(BEEPING)
348
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,199
Yeah. Uh...
349
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,799
It looks really good.
350
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,559
So do you.
351
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,239
Oh, well, his dopamine shot up.
352
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,919
You can't hang your hat
purely on results.
353
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,519
You concentrate on processes
and how you execute those processes.
354
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,159
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
355
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,719
The eagle has landed.
356
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,879
The used car.
Rosny Council donation eagle.
357
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,360
Right. Thanks.
358
00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:49,599
Hard to keep up
with their topical references.
359
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,799
Look...
I've rescued the sponsorship deal.
360
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,719
Huzzah!
How'd you square it off with Bronx?
361
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,959
Oh, well, he knows
we'll have to let him go.
362
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,919
No, no, no. No way.
No, we're not letting Bronx go.
363
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,159
He's in the top five prospects
in the country.
364
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,799
I'm not driving back out to Salmania
in that van
365
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,799
to deal with that numpty.
366
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,519
Take our new car.
367
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,519
Where'd this come from?
368
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,559
Sponsorship deal.
I'm not a hostage negotiator.
369
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,439
What...what more can I do?
Be creative, Destiny.
370
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,799
Use your imagination.
371
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,119
Use my... (MUTTERS)
372
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,239
Public servant - imagination?
373
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,639
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
374
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,399
Did you just make
some cliched comment
375
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,919
about public servants
not having imagination?
376
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,200
No. You must have imagined it.
377
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,319
What if the kid apologises
378
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,959
and makes a promotional video
for Salmania?
379
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,240
Sure.
380
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,839
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
381
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,039
(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)
382
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,399
Alright.
383
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,479
So, Memphis, Under-18 premieres
384
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,159
four goals for yourself
and several assists.
385
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,230
You must be wrapped to have performed
so well on the big stage.
386
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,439
Yeah...
387
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,919
Sorry?
I mean, yeah, all the guys...
388
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,040
No!
389
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,479
I mean, I had quite a good game.
390
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,519
I suppose.
391
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,879
You destroyed them.
392
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,679
You were a runner-up for the medal.
Say it. You destroyed them.
393
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,000
I destroyed them.
394
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,959
How do you think your opponent went?
395
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,359
I mean, not bad. And, you know,
I was getting service...
396
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,800
No.
(MICROPHONE FEEDS BACK)
397
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,480
What did you do to his arse?
398
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,639
Nothing. What?
399
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,559
You whipped it.
400
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,799
Oh, yeah, I whipped it...
Whipped it.
401
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,239
Whipped his arse.
402
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,310
You've ruined his chances
of getting drafted, haven't you?
403
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,399
Yeah. Yeah, I sup...suppose.
404
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,999
Must make you feel pretty confident
405
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,639
that you can make it
on the AFL stage?
406
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,319
(GAGS)
Jameson!
407
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,160
Jesus!
408
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,600
How about this, then?
409
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:51,559
You apologise to Salmania.
(SCOFFS)
410
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,839
You agree
to wear their logo on your shorts.
411
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,439
You agree to make
a promotional video for them.
412
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,479
As if!
413
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,839
And we donate
part of their sponsorship money
414
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,400
to your preferred
environmental group.
415
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,200
How much?
416
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,000
5,000.
417
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,119
50,000.
418
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,599
10,000.
60,000.
419
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,679
I'm not sure you've grasped
how this works.
420
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,000
Yeah. Goes up every time
you don't agree.
421
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,080
40,000.
422
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,759
Sweet.
423
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,400
OK. Salmania can never find out
about this.
424
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,360
This isn't corrupt or anything?
425
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:37,359
Well, there's corrupt
and then there's corrupt.
426
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,400
Right, they do sound similar.
427
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,159
(PHONE RINGS)
428
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,279
Hugh Shen.
429
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,999
WOMAN: (ON PHONE)
Oh, good morning, Mr Shen.
430
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,679
It's Pamela Newbaum
from Red Rose Funerals here.
431
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,919
How are you today?
Uh, well, not that bad.
432
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,319
Yes. Mr Shen, I've been asked
to give you a call
433
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,399
because I understand
you're interested in arranging
434
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,440
a pre-paid funeral.
435
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,359
Uh, no.
Oh.
436
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,959
Well, I received a call today
from a friend of yours,
437
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,399
a Mr Cazaly,
asking me to arrange one for you.
438
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,319
Which office of Red Rose Funerals
are you at, Pamela?
439
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,719
I'm at our Rosny office.
440
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,079
Mm. Yeah, I think Mr Cazaly
441
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,959
is playing a practical joke here,
Pamela.
442
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,759
Thank you.
443
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,079
Who knew death threats
444
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,399
came as a total package deal
these days?
445
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,199
I gotta say, you're taking
all these threats in your stride.
446
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,399
It's called courage
in the face of adversity, Destiny.
447
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,879
Trying to set an example
for our players.
448
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,559
How'd you go with Salmania?
449
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,079
I was creative and it's sorted.
Nice work.
450
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,239
I, uh, took our new car out there.
451
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,439
And?
452
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:44,279
Any reason the club paid $60,000
for a second-hand car
453
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,079
with a market value of 19,995?
454
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,679
It's got really low Ks.
455
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,799
You know, that car dealer's
a friend of Catherine's?
456
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,839
Is he?
457
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,439
Morning.
OK...
458
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,959
Thanks for coming in, everyone.
459
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,999
I just wanted to really quickly
bring you up to speed
460
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,159
with some great news.
461
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,799
The chip is working perfectly.
462
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,759
We've successfully recorded
463
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,039
Revere's lactate levels
in his sweat glands,
464
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,319
cardiac output,
465
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,999
and many other
biophysical parameters,
466
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,759
including serotonin, dopamine.
467
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,159
Oh, Kieran.
468
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,959
Yeah. I can even tell you,
he was at 17 Roberts Street,
469
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,839
Lenah Valley,
for about an hour last night.
470
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,959
Oh, this is super exciting, guys.
Isn't it?
471
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,719
That's my place. That's my address.
472
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,839
His dopamine shot up,
cortisol dipped,
473
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,039
and blood sugar levels
dropped to four while he was there.
474
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,679
Taking our young guns
under your wing, Wayne.
475
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,279
Uh, I wasn't at home.
476
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,400
I was at Sorell Footy Club
last night.
477
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,759
So Revere broke in?
478
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,879
Mm. No, Emma was home.
479
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,839
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
480
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,610
For a minute I thought we had
another drama on our hands.
481
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,679
Maybe he was out running and, um...
482
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,240
..stopped in for a banana.
483
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,119
(LINE RINGS)
484
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,319
MAN: (ON PHONE) Neil Young.
485
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,159
Hi, Neil. Destiny Pitt here.
486
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,999
Chief Operating Officer
at the Great Southern Football Club.
487
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,119
Oh, yes.
488
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,159
And I'm just following up
on the transfer of funds.
489
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,199
So, Catherine and Hugh, they, uh,
490
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,199
they copied you in
on the...arrangement?
491
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,799
Well, I am the COO, so...
492
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,959
Oh, good. OK. Oh, great.
493
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,439
No, I'm just being careful.
494
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,239
So which transaction
are you referring to?
495
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,240
Is that you to me
or mine to the Rosny counsellor?
496
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,759
Hugh.
497
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,559
Ah, the Sponge.
498
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,039
Kieran, Evan is Revere's agent.
499
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,879
Evan, Kieran, heads up our IT.
500
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,039
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
501
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,879
So we just wanted to follow up
502
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,919
on how the chip was going for you,
Revere.
503
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,599
Yeah. Uh, I'm not too happy
about this chip.
504
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,199
We'll come to your own happiness.
505
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,679
Yeah, look,
I don't even really notice it,
506
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,639
so it's fine.
Excellent.
507
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,839
Yeah, cause we've been getting
508
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,479
some really interesting data
from it, haven't we, Luke?
509
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,999
Very much so. For instance,
510
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,759
we know that you went
to Wayne's place last night.
511
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,080
Wayne heads up
our Next Generation Academy.
512
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,559
No, I didn't.
513
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,199
You didn't? Kieran?
514
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,680
You arrived there at 10:10 pm.
515
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,440
Oh... Yep.
516
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,999
Sorry. No, I went to
go pick up my training notes.
517
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,359
I forgot.
518
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,639
From Wayne?
Yep.
519
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,919
Who was there and gave them to you?
520
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,920
Yep.
Wayne was there?
521
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,000
Yeah. Wayne, yeah.
522
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,999
Wayne's lying to us.
I can't believe it.
523
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,799
What's he trying to hide?
This is unacceptable.
524
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,879
Let's get him in here.
525
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,260
Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on.
526
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,639
He was... I think...
I'm meant to say his wife.
527
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,119
Wayne's wife was there.
528
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,759
Wayne's wife, Emma, was there.
529
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,319
But Wayne wasn't.
530
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,799
Yeah, I got confused.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
531
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,519
Man. Woman. It's confusing.
532
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,439
Look, is this going somewhere?
533
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,479
Yes. Maybe you'd like to as well.
534
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,159
What did you do at Wayne's house
while he wasn't there?
535
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,439
Just picked up my training notes.
536
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,039
Was there a box of 'em?
Like a...
537
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,559
(GROANS) ..heavy box?
538
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,679
No. It was training notes,
a couple pages.
539
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,159
Wow. That's weird.
540
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,799
Because, Kieran, tell
us what the data shows.
541
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,479
At approximately 10:14, you show
a dramatically elevated heart rate,
542
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,359
breathing rate,
blood pressure reading,
543
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,159
and increased muscle tension,
544
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,079
accompanied by an increase
in oxytocin levels,
545
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,399
which is associated
with sexual activity.
546
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,959
Followed at 10:18
by signs of fatigue,
547
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,399
plummeting heart rate, etc,
548
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,319
and increased prolactin levels,
549
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,119
typical of the post-orgasmic period.
550
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,599
Four minutes!
551
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,959
Let's hope you last longer
in a game, champ.
552
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,119
Are you trying to fill
the Next Generation Academy yourself
553
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,839
with the wife of the bloke
who runs it?
554
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,279
EVAN: Alright. That's enough.
555
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,599
You wait till
the Players' Association
556
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,439
hears about this,
they'll blackball you.
557
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,479
In the meantime,
558
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,519
we are not leaving this building
until that chip is removed.
559
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,439
Your client
needs to pull his head in.
560
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,880
In fact, anything that sticks out
of his torso.
561
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,079
But you're right to stay on?
562
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,799
You're still comfortable
working here?
563
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,479
Yeah, I guess
things haven't been good at home
564
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,639
for a while, you know, sexually.
565
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,999
Yeah, right.
566
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,159
Without going into too much detail,
I haven't been able
567
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,239
to bring her to climax
for two years.
568
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,559
Despite trying every sexual position
known to man,
569
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,079
several known
only to wildlife.
570
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,999
But when we do have sex,
I tend to finish up pretty quickly.
571
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,199
Yeah.
572
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,159
Once there's penetration,
party's over.
573
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,279
Mm. It's a tricky one.
574
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,919
Mm.
Destiny.
575
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,680
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
576
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,559
(SIGHS) Poor guy.
577
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,239
What about her?
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
578
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,759
Oh, good old Foggo's
come through again.
579
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,239
He secured us
three more Rosny counsellors votes.
580
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,719
That's why you weren't fazed
about the threats,
581
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,079
because you knew it was always
going to go through?
582
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,359
Hugh,
I have a serious problem with this.
583
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,799
Oh, don't be such a goody two shoes,
fuckstick.
584
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,839
This is the way
the real world works, Destiny.
585
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,559
Uh-uh. This cannot stand.
586
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,919
My job is to ensure
there's complete transparency
587
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,359
about the expenditure
of government money.
588
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,079
I'm...I'm going to have
to report it.
589
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,839
You're right. I understand.
590
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,039
You might want to report this one,
too.
591
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,439
WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Hi, Hugh.
592
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,159
It's Hillary Dunwoody
from the Marine Wildlife Fund.
593
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,119
Just a courtesy call
to thank the club so much
594
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,399
for your very generous donation
of $40,000.
595
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,399
Be assured this will be
put to very good use.
596
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,599
So, yeah. Thanks, Hugh.
All the best.
597
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,399
(LINE BEEPS)
I did that to keep Bronx here.
598
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,879
I was being creative.
599
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,519
That's the way, Destiny.
600
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,759
And that is not the same.
601
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,239
Oh, of course not.
602
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,359
Your misappropriation of funds
was honourable.
603
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,439
Is Ours really justified
just because it might save Hugh
604
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,159
from endless threats
against his life?
605
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,039
Quickly,
Memphis is going to be on the news.
606
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,879
He saved some old lady or something.
607
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,159
WOMAN: (ON TV) Councillor Foggo
608
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,799
described the football club's
Rosny development proposal
609
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,119
as, "Very persuasive."
610
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,959
And still on the AFL,
611
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,639
a rising Tassie star
612
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,199
has been involved
in a dramatic rescue
613
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,079
after a fire in Newtown
earlier today.
614
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,399
Long kicking inside midfielder
Memphis Fishlock-Bragg
615
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,119
returned home
to find his apartment ablaze
616
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,879
and the fire quickly spreading
617
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,959
to his elderly neighbour's
apartment.
618
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,239
So, yeah, I heard the screaming
619
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,359
and obviously
the building was on fire,
620
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,479
so I knew it was going to be
a pretty big effort.
621
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,039
Uh, I ran in there
faster than anyone else.
622
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,119
They were really scared.
623
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,559
I crashed through the door,
624
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,919
picked her up first try,
625
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,199
which is pretty good
626
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,639
considering the pressure
that I was under.
627
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,759
Whoa!
I carried her out on my own.
628
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,919
No one helped me.
629
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,519
They wouldn't have had
the core strength
630
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,839
that I have anyway.
631
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,559
So, yeah, I think
if it wasn't for my solo effort,
632
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,359
uh, she probably would have died.
633
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,679
So...yeah.
634
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,519
But despite the brave face,
635
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,719
the stress of the rescue
was clearly...
636
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,879
See what a little bit
of media training can do.
637
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,640
(MEMPHIS VOMITS)
638
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,559
Listen, we are
a results based industry,
639
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,159
so I want results.
640
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,479
So pull your collective fingers out.
641
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,199
Especially you, Premier.
642
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,039
Oh, yes. Uh, well... Uh...
643
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,639
Some dickhead surveyors
made a minor cock up.
644
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,039
It's nothing really.
Just a bit of confusion.
645
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,679
Your monstrosity of a stadium
646
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,399
is going to be 200m
from our concert hall.
647
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,279
This may be distressing news
for you, David,
648
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,999
but more people want to see
football being played than Brahms.
649
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,999
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650
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