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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,879 Returning your call, Premier. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,159 We need that budget revised down. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,279 And if we don't get it by Friday, 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,879 you are in breach of the development agreement. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,879 OK, bye. 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:11,999 (LINE BEEPS) 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,279 Shitsticks! 8 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,439 You're lucky soccer got that land at Kingston 9 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,919 you wanted for your T&A facility. 10 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,239 Soil tests show widespread contamination. 11 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,359 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 12 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,599 I doubt it'll ever be used. 13 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,839 What I would love to see 14 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,759 is that we come on board as a major sponsor, 15 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,679 with an agreement to be the sole supplier of fresh seafood 16 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,919 to the venue. 17 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,879 The club and myself are extremely excited 18 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,079 to announce today that the inaugural coach 19 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,679 of the Great Southern Football Club VFL team is Luke Gorman. 20 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,600 (APPLAUSE) 21 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:54,480 Tasmanians have had a bloody gutful over your stadium and... 22 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,959 ON TV: Over to Marc Leishman. 23 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,199 He is teeing off on the 18th and final hole. 24 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,199 Well... 25 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,439 (GLASS SHATTERS) 26 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,919 (DOG BARKS) 27 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,679 That is position A. 28 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,039 (DOG BARKS) 29 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,439 (GOLF BALL BOUNCES) 30 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,040 (DOG WHINES) 31 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,600 (GLASS CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT) 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,319 Biggest profit my company has ever recorded 33 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,719 and we paid no tax. Isn't that brilliant? 34 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,679 Or sickening depending on your point of view. 35 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,199 (CHUCKLES) 36 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,679 Ask Hugh about Rosny. 37 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,239 Oh, Hugh, 38 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,639 did I hear there was some news on the training and admin site? 39 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,279 Yes. We might have secured the old golf course at Rosny. 40 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,879 I don't like to name drop, 41 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,399 but I am good friends with Stan Foggo, 42 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,479 one of the counsellors over at Rosny. 43 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,639 Wow. 44 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,639 I'm sure he'll get right behind this. 45 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,679 Good, because I sense not everyone at Rosny 46 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,959 is delighted about it. 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,199 Someone smashed this through my window last night. 48 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,399 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,839 That is someone with some serious clubhead speed. 50 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,119 Cheers, Wayne. I'll tell the cops 51 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,399 not to bother interviewing any high handicappers. 52 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,599 (EMMA GIGGLES) Stop! 53 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,279 Wow! Emma's laughing. 54 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,559 At Revere Hutchins. 55 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,199 Em! He's a freak, apparently. 56 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,319 He can do the impossible. Yeah, so I see. 57 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,079 Revere, I think you have met my husband, Wayne, 58 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,199 Head of Next Generation Academy. 59 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,639 G'day, mate. Yeah. What's up? 60 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,599 And this is Zoe Newton, Head of High Performance. 61 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,959 Ooh! Should get you booked in for that one, Wayne. 62 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,719 (LAUGHS) (CHUCKLES) 63 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,039 Oh, you've gotta learn to laugh at yourself, darling. 64 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,079 Yeah, I think you got that covered. (LAUGHS) 65 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,679 And this is George Kouros from Salmania, 66 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,759 one of our key sponsors, Revere. 67 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,799 You know, uh, Rafael, is it? 68 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,359 Revere. Raffir! 69 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,239 I am loving the look of that logo. 70 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,359 Huh? 71 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,079 Ah! It's incredible, you know? 72 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,239 When I first started Salmania six and a half years ago, 73 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,599 I never would have dreamed my logo would be on your shorts. 74 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,320 Right. Yeah. I'm just so proud. 75 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,319 Can't stop looking at it. 76 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,240 Yeah, it might be an idea if you did. 77 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,839 Oh, shit! Oh, no. No, no, no, no. (LAUGHS) You're safe, Raffir. 78 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,439 Rest assured, George likes the ladies. 79 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,599 I'm sure they like you, too, George. 80 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,879 Well, what can I say? "Not really." 81 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,159 We'd better head up, Revere. 82 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,799 Nice to meet you. Yeah. Good on you, mate. 83 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,279 All righty. Let's have some delicious 84 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,119 hot smoked salmon on the house. 85 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,239 MAN: No. Ooh! 86 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,919 This is our premium product at Salmania. 87 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,199 Sales of these are up 11.5% in the last quarter. 88 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,759 You beauty. HUGH: Ladies and gentlemen, 89 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,750 if I could have your attention, please. 90 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,359 Thank you. It's my honour and privilege today, 91 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,199 in this historic moment for the club 92 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,479 to introduce you to the first tranche 93 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,119 of six pre draft concession footballers 94 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,439 chosen for selection 95 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,159 in the Great Southern Football Club's inaugural VFL squad. 96 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,519 Would you please welcome Jagger Gibbons, 97 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,439 Memphis Fishlock-Bragg, 98 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,159 Malachi Zoot, Bronx Cleverly, 99 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,679 Trident Pash 100 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,199 and Revere Hutchins. 101 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,400 (APPLAUSE) Whoo-hoo! Go, boys. 102 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,000 (GASPS) Oh... 103 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,320 The fuck?! 104 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:34,639 Look, we encourage all our employees to be socially aware, 105 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,079 and it's great you feel passionately about the salmon farming issue. 106 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,319 I do, too. 107 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,879 It's endangering the Thornback skate. 108 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,560 I know. And it makes me...damn angry. 109 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,079 But the other side to my fury 110 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:53,079 is that a salmon farming company is paying us six figures 111 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,879 to put their name on your shorts, 112 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,959 and, to me, that kind of wins. 113 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,079 So, bottom line. 114 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,039 Hold your views by all means. 115 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,279 Be passionate about them, like me, 116 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,639 but be a bit more judicious about where you express them. 117 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,199 I'm not wearing shorts with the Salmania logo on them. 118 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,199 Listen, do you want to be responsible for the loss 119 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,719 of a massive sponsorship 120 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,839 that would benefit your club and your team-mates? 121 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,030 Better than being responsible for the loss of a marine species. 122 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,360 I'm actually the CEO of this club. 123 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,119 It's already all over the media. 124 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,719 The fish haters are on the march, 125 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,159 so can you head out to Salmania and placate George? 126 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,359 Tell him we'll sort something out. (GROANS) 127 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,439 Thank you. 128 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,439 This prat Bronx has been here five minutes. 129 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,799 He thinks he runs the place. Yeah, right. 130 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,400 You've been here months and you know you don't. 131 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,599 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 132 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,359 HUGH: Gentlemen. Hey. 133 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,119 So we're just waiting on... Kieran's from IT. 134 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,919 Kieran, this is Luke, our coach. 135 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,039 Wayne, our Head of Next Gen. 136 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,119 And you know Zoe, our Head of High Performance. 137 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,439 Yeah. Thank you, Kieran. OK. Um... 138 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,599 So, as we all know, 139 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,799 the AFL has been trialling the use of a chip 140 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,279 in the football to help with video reviews. 141 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,639 But in the US, 142 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,239 they're experimenting with chips in athletes, 143 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,999 which enable coaches to monitor in real time 144 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,639 how far they've travelled, 145 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,319 how fatigued they are, blood sugar, dopamine levels, etc. 146 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,919 Astonishing! Right? 147 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,919 So I'm proposing we trial this technology 148 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,399 by inserting a chip into one of our new signings. 149 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,959 Brilliant. Great. 150 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,879 The other thing this technology allows you to do 151 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,439 is keep track of a player's movements 152 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,999 outside of club hours, 153 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,799 which is useful if there are curfews in place. 154 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,159 We would also be able to tell if, contrary to team rules, 155 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,439 a player was, say, having sex the night before a big game. 156 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,479 (LAUGHS) 157 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,719 If, for example, 158 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,239 their dopamine levels shot up 159 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,079 but their cortisol and blood sugar levels 160 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,159 dropped markedly. 161 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,159 Don't waste one on Hugh then. 162 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,559 (LAUGHTER) 163 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,839 Clipped. Good stuff! 164 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,680 That seems a little unwarranted. 165 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,079 Everyone laughed. 166 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,519 Maybe Hugh's not looking for a relationship right now. 167 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,839 Thank you, Zoe. 168 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,719 Maybe he's, I don't know, 169 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,999 embarrassed about his body. 170 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,359 Maybe he's impotent. 171 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,479 Are these really things... (PHONE CHIMES) 172 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,399 ..we should be laughing at? 173 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,360 Uh... 174 00:07:20,361 --> 00:07:23,359 Well, sadly, I've got to be somewhere else. 175 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,079 Jameson. Thanks, Zoe. 176 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,519 And, hey, I'm happy to chat 177 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,319 about any of those issues if you need. 178 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,480 All good. 179 00:07:32,131 --> 00:07:36,159 You're looking pretty damn comfortable 180 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,519 in that chair, Catherine. (CATHERINE CHUCKLES) 181 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,999 Alistair. 182 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,239 Morning. Yeah, I'll be there in five. 183 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,559 Alistair's got to head off to a charity fundraiser. 184 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,640 Oh, good on you. Catherine. 185 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,959 Oh. Who for? 186 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,479 My polo club. Worthy cause. 187 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,040 Oh, thanks, mate. How'd the launch go? 188 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,559 It went very well. 189 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,039 Yeah. I've gotta say, it's nice to finally have 190 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,319 some actual footballers in the footy club 191 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:06,479 that I can now start to mould into the valuable assets 192 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,679 our success will be built on. 193 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,479 Yes, I saw the press conference, Hugh, 194 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,559 and I'm sure those assets will be more valuable 195 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,399 when you explain to them that you're a football club, 196 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,079 not a left-wing anti-business protest group. 197 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,999 Yes. Yes, they will. 198 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,039 I haven't got long. 199 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,159 I didn't even know you were sick. 200 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,199 (SNICKERS) 201 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,359 Get on with it. 202 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,999 Yes, Alistair, I thought you should know 203 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,359 some of the protests 204 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,959 against the training and admin centre 205 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,359 being built at Rosny Golf Course 206 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,839 are getting out of hand. 207 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:37,959 Someone used a golf club and a ball to damage Hugh's house last night. 208 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,039 Badly? 209 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,639 Why would it be Aaron Baddeley? 210 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,599 They smashed a window and egged the car. 211 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,279 So I'm rather friendly with Councillor Foggo over at Rosny, 212 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,559 and I know from experience that he and his fellow councillors 213 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,719 can make things happen over there, 214 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,359 given the appropriate encouragement. 215 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,279 Catherine, we can't use our funding 216 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,439 to provide that sort of encouragement. 217 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,439 Sorry. 218 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,519 Are you sitting on Destiny's knee with her hand up your back? 219 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,039 I know we can't, Hugh. Directly. 220 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,479 But, Alastair, if you formally direct 221 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,319 that the football club buy a second hand car for club use 222 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,639 just so it doesn't look like we're behind it, 223 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,239 I'll organise the rest. 224 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,479 Probably best you don't know any more. 225 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,759 But if we buy a car, 226 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,239 how is that not going to come back on us? 227 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,439 Get Jameson to buy it so no one suspects that 228 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,399 there's an ingenious scheme at play. 229 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,519 No offence, Jameson. I'm proud to be chosen. 230 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,039 I'll talk you through it. 231 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,879 Sort of thing seems to come very easily to you. 232 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,319 Mm! Thank you, Hugh. 233 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,639 It wasn't a compliment. 234 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,319 Alright. I'm already late for canapes. 235 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,199 Shit, canapes. Better wrap it up, everyone. 236 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,280 (LAUGHS) 237 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,999 Canapes and polo. 238 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,279 He really is a man of the people, isn't he? 239 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:53,159 Well, it's very easy to mock people because of their wealth, Hugh. 240 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,000 It's fun too, Catherine. 241 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,719 And I mean, he's a kid, he's idealistic, 242 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,879 he's thoughtful, he's passionate, 243 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,759 and he certainly means no offence. 244 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,639 Sack the prick. 245 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,799 George. 246 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,399 That is completely unreasonable. 247 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,119 I'm not sponsoring someone who takes a dump on my product. 248 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,680 You sack him or I'll withdraw my sponsorship. 249 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,720 Suits me. 250 00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:25,479 CATHERINE: (ON PHONE) You'll know Jameson. 251 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,959 He's good looking, smart dresser, man-about-town type. 252 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,079 Gotta go. Someone else has come in. 253 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,919 I've transferred the money too 254 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,679 and sent through the bank details for our Rosny friend. 255 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,600 OK. Leave it with me, Catherine. You're a honey, Neil. 256 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,199 Can I help you at all, sir? 257 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,959 Yeah, I'm from the Great Southern Football Club. 258 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,279 I'm here to pick up a car. 259 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,240 Oh, you're Jameson? That's it. 260 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,319 Neil Young. Amazing. 261 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:56,039 Hey, this is a superb motor vehicle you've picked out here, mate. 262 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,879 Thanks. Glad you like it. 263 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,799 Just let me get this for you. 264 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,360 Doesn't need to be there. 265 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,799 Alright, well, here's the keys. 266 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,679 Drive it like you stole it. Yeah. 267 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,799 What do you mean? Just... 268 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,610 Just have fun driving it, you know? 269 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,399 I think I'd enjoy driving it more if I knew it was mine. 270 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,679 Plus, I wouldn't have the stress 271 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,730 of maybe being pulled over and arrested. 272 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,479 What's that? 273 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,239 Oh, your pro forma threatening letter. 274 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,679 "Build the T&A centre at Rosny and die." 275 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:35,799 Oh, my God. It's fine. It's just an idiot. 276 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,279 I mean, wouldn't it be better if I died first? 277 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,359 Then I couldn't build it. 278 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,599 If they can't get their logic right, I'm not taking it seriously. 279 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,919 Or is it someone who wants you to build it, but then die? 280 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,399 That's Alistair. Have you told the police? 281 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,159 No, I'm not bothered. Oh. 282 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,479 So brave. 283 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,799 Well, in better news, 284 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,599 George wanted us to sack Bronx, but I put a stop to it. 285 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,759 Result. 286 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,239 Though, he has withdrawn his sponsorship. 287 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,319 Ah, fu... Destiny! What? 288 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,319 We can't just let him stand over us like that. 289 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,239 We can't lose that sponsorship 290 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,759 and as COO, you need to sort it face-to-face. 291 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,239 God! 292 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,679 ISIS would look harder for a compromise than you. 293 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,639 MAN: Oh, yeah. OK. 294 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,279 It's number one, I think. 295 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,559 The fundamentals of AFL player media training are - 296 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,519 keep your answers short 297 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,919 and pay due deference to your team-mates. 298 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,720 It's about damage limitation. 299 00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:25,919 We're having none of it. 300 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,879 We will not be trotting out trite, cliche-ridden twak. 301 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,559 I'm banning right now 302 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,359 the use of the words "execute" and "process." 303 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,159 Also, if a game is us versus Sydney, 304 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,199 that does not mean we are versing Sydney. 305 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,359 Who are we versing then? 306 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,999 Sydney, but we're playing them. 307 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,479 Versing is not a verb 308 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,719 unless we're reciting poetry about them, 309 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,599 and I don't want to hear about gaining territory. 310 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,159 Well, so what do we say instead then? 311 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,719 You kick the ball forwards, 312 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,199 and if you've basically won the game off your own boot, 313 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,159 and all you can go on about afterwards 314 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,919 is being proud of the boys and a team effort, 315 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,719 I'm at home stabbing myself in the eye, 316 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,839 thinking, 317 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:08,559 "You total wanker. You don't have a mind of your own." 318 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,479 Successful golfers, they say, 319 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,959 "Yeah, I hit the ball really solid today. 320 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,479 "Drove the ball great." 321 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,520 Not, "Oh, my caddie cleaned my balls brilliantly." 322 00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:20,399 Own your success, boys. Be proud of it. 323 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,679 Yeah. Hell yeah. 324 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,879 Yeah. Yeah. Cool. 325 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,879 Alright. Hell yeah. 326 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,319 What we're going to do now 327 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,279 is get each of you to do a short impromptu speech 328 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,559 on a topic of my choosing. 329 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,279 So, if you're about to make a public statement 330 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,799 or do an interview, 331 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,399 what's the number one thing you do not do? 332 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,919 (VOMITS) 333 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,080 Oh. 334 00:13:40,351 --> 00:13:42,439 Quite right. 335 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,680 Uh, Bronx. Can I just have a word? 336 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,839 Bronx. I've just come from Salmania. 337 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,039 I think if you don't apologise and make amends, 338 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,119 uh, your contract is in serious jeopardy. 339 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,679 I'm not apologising. 340 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,280 I stand by my...stance. 341 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,280 Go you! 342 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,119 We're sacking him. Good. 343 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,999 So the sponsorship deal stands? 344 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,200 Of course. 345 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,639 ZOE: Alright. Little sting. 346 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,960 (LOUD CLUNK) 347 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,599 How's that looking? (BEEPING) 348 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,199 Yeah. Uh... 349 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,799 It looks really good. 350 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,559 So do you. 351 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,239 Oh, well, his dopamine shot up. 352 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,919 You can't hang your hat purely on results. 353 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,519 You concentrate on processes and how you execute those processes. 354 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,159 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 355 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,719 The eagle has landed. 356 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,879 The used car. Rosny Council donation eagle. 357 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,360 Right. Thanks. 358 00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:49,599 Hard to keep up with their topical references. 359 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,799 Look... I've rescued the sponsorship deal. 360 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,719 Huzzah! How'd you square it off with Bronx? 361 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,959 Oh, well, he knows we'll have to let him go. 362 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,919 No, no, no. No way. No, we're not letting Bronx go. 363 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,159 He's in the top five prospects in the country. 364 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,799 I'm not driving back out to Salmania in that van 365 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,799 to deal with that numpty. 366 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,519 Take our new car. 367 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,519 Where'd this come from? 368 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,559 Sponsorship deal. I'm not a hostage negotiator. 369 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,439 What...what more can I do? Be creative, Destiny. 370 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,799 Use your imagination. 371 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,119 Use my... (MUTTERS) 372 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,239 Public servant - imagination? 373 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,639 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 374 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,399 Did you just make some cliched comment 375 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,919 about public servants not having imagination? 376 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,200 No. You must have imagined it. 377 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,319 What if the kid apologises 378 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,959 and makes a promotional video for Salmania? 379 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,240 Sure. 380 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,839 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 381 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,039 (SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT) 382 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,399 Alright. 383 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,479 So, Memphis, Under-18 premieres 384 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,159 four goals for yourself and several assists. 385 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,230 You must be wrapped to have performed so well on the big stage. 386 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,439 Yeah... 387 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,919 Sorry? I mean, yeah, all the guys... 388 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,040 No! 389 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,479 I mean, I had quite a good game. 390 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,519 I suppose. 391 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,879 You destroyed them. 392 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,679 You were a runner-up for the medal. Say it. You destroyed them. 393 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,000 I destroyed them. 394 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,959 How do you think your opponent went? 395 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,359 I mean, not bad. And, you know, I was getting service... 396 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,800 No. (MICROPHONE FEEDS BACK) 397 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,480 What did you do to his arse? 398 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,639 Nothing. What? 399 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,559 You whipped it. 400 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,799 Oh, yeah, I whipped it... Whipped it. 401 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,239 Whipped his arse. 402 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,310 You've ruined his chances of getting drafted, haven't you? 403 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,399 Yeah. Yeah, I sup...suppose. 404 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,999 Must make you feel pretty confident 405 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,639 that you can make it on the AFL stage? 406 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,319 (GAGS) Jameson! 407 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,160 Jesus! 408 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,600 How about this, then? 409 00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:51,559 You apologise to Salmania. (SCOFFS) 410 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,839 You agree to wear their logo on your shorts. 411 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,439 You agree to make a promotional video for them. 412 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,479 As if! 413 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,839 And we donate part of their sponsorship money 414 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,400 to your preferred environmental group. 415 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,200 How much? 416 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,000 5,000. 417 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,119 50,000. 418 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,599 10,000. 60,000. 419 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,679 I'm not sure you've grasped how this works. 420 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,000 Yeah. Goes up every time you don't agree. 421 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,080 40,000. 422 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,759 Sweet. 423 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,400 OK. Salmania can never find out about this. 424 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,360 This isn't corrupt or anything? 425 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:37,359 Well, there's corrupt and then there's corrupt. 426 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,400 Right, they do sound similar. 427 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,159 (PHONE RINGS) 428 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,279 Hugh Shen. 429 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,999 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Oh, good morning, Mr Shen. 430 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,679 It's Pamela Newbaum from Red Rose Funerals here. 431 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,919 How are you today? Uh, well, not that bad. 432 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,319 Yes. Mr Shen, I've been asked to give you a call 433 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,399 because I understand you're interested in arranging 434 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,440 a pre-paid funeral. 435 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,359 Uh, no. Oh. 436 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,959 Well, I received a call today from a friend of yours, 437 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,399 a Mr Cazaly, asking me to arrange one for you. 438 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,319 Which office of Red Rose Funerals are you at, Pamela? 439 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,719 I'm at our Rosny office. 440 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,079 Mm. Yeah, I think Mr Cazaly 441 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,959 is playing a practical joke here, Pamela. 442 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,759 Thank you. 443 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,079 Who knew death threats 444 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,399 came as a total package deal these days? 445 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,199 I gotta say, you're taking all these threats in your stride. 446 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,399 It's called courage in the face of adversity, Destiny. 447 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,879 Trying to set an example for our players. 448 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,559 How'd you go with Salmania? 449 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,079 I was creative and it's sorted. Nice work. 450 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,239 I, uh, took our new car out there. 451 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,439 And? 452 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:44,279 Any reason the club paid $60,000 for a second-hand car 453 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,079 with a market value of 19,995? 454 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,679 It's got really low Ks. 455 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,799 You know, that car dealer's a friend of Catherine's? 456 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,839 Is he? 457 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,439 Morning. OK... 458 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,959 Thanks for coming in, everyone. 459 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,999 I just wanted to really quickly bring you up to speed 460 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,159 with some great news. 461 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,799 The chip is working perfectly. 462 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,759 We've successfully recorded 463 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,039 Revere's lactate levels in his sweat glands, 464 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,319 cardiac output, 465 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,999 and many other biophysical parameters, 466 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,759 including serotonin, dopamine. 467 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,159 Oh, Kieran. 468 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,959 Yeah. I can even tell you, he was at 17 Roberts Street, 469 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,839 Lenah Valley, for about an hour last night. 470 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,959 Oh, this is super exciting, guys. Isn't it? 471 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,719 That's my place. That's my address. 472 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,839 His dopamine shot up, cortisol dipped, 473 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,039 and blood sugar levels dropped to four while he was there. 474 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,679 Taking our young guns under your wing, Wayne. 475 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,279 Uh, I wasn't at home. 476 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,400 I was at Sorell Footy Club last night. 477 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,759 So Revere broke in? 478 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,879 Mm. No, Emma was home. 479 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,839 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 480 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,610 For a minute I thought we had another drama on our hands. 481 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,679 Maybe he was out running and, um... 482 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,240 ..stopped in for a banana. 483 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,119 (LINE RINGS) 484 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,319 MAN: (ON PHONE) Neil Young. 485 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,159 Hi, Neil. Destiny Pitt here. 486 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,999 Chief Operating Officer at the Great Southern Football Club. 487 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,119 Oh, yes. 488 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,159 And I'm just following up on the transfer of funds. 489 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,199 So, Catherine and Hugh, they, uh, 490 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,199 they copied you in on the...arrangement? 491 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,799 Well, I am the COO, so... 492 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,959 Oh, good. OK. Oh, great. 493 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,439 No, I'm just being careful. 494 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,239 So which transaction are you referring to? 495 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,240 Is that you to me or mine to the Rosny counsellor? 496 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,759 Hugh. 497 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,559 Ah, the Sponge. 498 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,039 Kieran, Evan is Revere's agent. 499 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,879 Evan, Kieran, heads up our IT. 500 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,039 Hello. Nice to meet you. 501 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,879 So we just wanted to follow up 502 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,919 on how the chip was going for you, Revere. 503 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,599 Yeah. Uh, I'm not too happy about this chip. 504 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,199 We'll come to your own happiness. 505 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,679 Yeah, look, I don't even really notice it, 506 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,639 so it's fine. Excellent. 507 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,839 Yeah, cause we've been getting 508 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,479 some really interesting data from it, haven't we, Luke? 509 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,999 Very much so. For instance, 510 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,759 we know that you went to Wayne's place last night. 511 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,080 Wayne heads up our Next Generation Academy. 512 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,559 No, I didn't. 513 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,199 You didn't? Kieran? 514 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,680 You arrived there at 10:10 pm. 515 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,440 Oh... Yep. 516 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,999 Sorry. No, I went to go pick up my training notes. 517 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,359 I forgot. 518 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,639 From Wayne? Yep. 519 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,919 Who was there and gave them to you? 520 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Yep. Wayne was there? 521 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,000 Yeah. Wayne, yeah. 522 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,999 Wayne's lying to us. I can't believe it. 523 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,799 What's he trying to hide? This is unacceptable. 524 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,879 Let's get him in here. 525 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,260 Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. 526 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,639 He was... I think... I'm meant to say his wife. 527 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,119 Wayne's wife was there. 528 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,759 Wayne's wife, Emma, was there. 529 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,319 But Wayne wasn't. 530 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,799 Yeah, I got confused. Oh, yeah. Sure. 531 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,519 Man. Woman. It's confusing. 532 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,439 Look, is this going somewhere? 533 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,479 Yes. Maybe you'd like to as well. 534 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,159 What did you do at Wayne's house while he wasn't there? 535 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,439 Just picked up my training notes. 536 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,039 Was there a box of 'em? Like a... 537 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,559 (GROANS) ..heavy box? 538 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,679 No. It was training notes, a couple pages. 539 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,159 Wow. That's weird. 540 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,799 Because, Kieran, tell us what the data shows. 541 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,479 At approximately 10:14, you show a dramatically elevated heart rate, 542 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,359 breathing rate, blood pressure reading, 543 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,159 and increased muscle tension, 544 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,079 accompanied by an increase in oxytocin levels, 545 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,399 which is associated with sexual activity. 546 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,959 Followed at 10:18 by signs of fatigue, 547 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,399 plummeting heart rate, etc, 548 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,319 and increased prolactin levels, 549 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,119 typical of the post-orgasmic period. 550 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,599 Four minutes! 551 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,959 Let's hope you last longer in a game, champ. 552 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,119 Are you trying to fill the Next Generation Academy yourself 553 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,839 with the wife of the bloke who runs it? 554 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,279 EVAN: Alright. That's enough. 555 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,599 You wait till the Players' Association 556 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,439 hears about this, they'll blackball you. 557 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,479 In the meantime, 558 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,519 we are not leaving this building until that chip is removed. 559 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,439 Your client needs to pull his head in. 560 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,880 In fact, anything that sticks out of his torso. 561 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,079 But you're right to stay on? 562 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,799 You're still comfortable working here? 563 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,479 Yeah, I guess things haven't been good at home 564 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,639 for a while, you know, sexually. 565 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,999 Yeah, right. 566 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,159 Without going into too much detail, I haven't been able 567 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,239 to bring her to climax for two years. 568 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,559 Despite trying every sexual position known to man, 569 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,079 several known only to wildlife. 570 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,999 But when we do have sex, I tend to finish up pretty quickly. 571 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,199 Yeah. 572 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,159 Once there's penetration, party's over. 573 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,279 Mm. It's a tricky one. 574 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,919 Mm. Destiny. 575 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,680 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 576 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,559 (SIGHS) Poor guy. 577 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,239 What about her? (KNOCK ON DOOR) 578 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,759 Oh, good old Foggo's come through again. 579 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,239 He secured us three more Rosny counsellors votes. 580 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,719 That's why you weren't fazed about the threats, 581 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,079 because you knew it was always going to go through? 582 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,359 Hugh, I have a serious problem with this. 583 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,799 Oh, don't be such a goody two shoes, fuckstick. 584 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,839 This is the way the real world works, Destiny. 585 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,559 Uh-uh. This cannot stand. 586 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,919 My job is to ensure there's complete transparency 587 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,359 about the expenditure of government money. 588 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,079 I'm...I'm going to have to report it. 589 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,839 You're right. I understand. 590 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,039 You might want to report this one, too. 591 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,439 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Hi, Hugh. 592 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,159 It's Hillary Dunwoody from the Marine Wildlife Fund. 593 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,119 Just a courtesy call to thank the club so much 594 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,399 for your very generous donation of $40,000. 595 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,399 Be assured this will be put to very good use. 596 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,599 So, yeah. Thanks, Hugh. All the best. 597 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,399 (LINE BEEPS) I did that to keep Bronx here. 598 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,879 I was being creative. 599 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,519 That's the way, Destiny. 600 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,759 And that is not the same. 601 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,239 Oh, of course not. 602 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,359 Your misappropriation of funds was honourable. 603 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,439 Is Ours really justified just because it might save Hugh 604 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,159 from endless threats against his life? 605 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,039 Quickly, Memphis is going to be on the news. 606 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,879 He saved some old lady or something. 607 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,159 WOMAN: (ON TV) Councillor Foggo 608 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,799 described the football club's Rosny development proposal 609 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,119 as, "Very persuasive." 610 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,959 And still on the AFL, 611 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,639 a rising Tassie star 612 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,199 has been involved in a dramatic rescue 613 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,079 after a fire in Newtown earlier today. 614 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,399 Long kicking inside midfielder Memphis Fishlock-Bragg 615 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,119 returned home to find his apartment ablaze 616 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,879 and the fire quickly spreading 617 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,959 to his elderly neighbour's apartment. 618 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,239 So, yeah, I heard the screaming 619 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,359 and obviously the building was on fire, 620 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,479 so I knew it was going to be a pretty big effort. 621 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,039 Uh, I ran in there faster than anyone else. 622 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,119 They were really scared. 623 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,559 I crashed through the door, 624 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,919 picked her up first try, 625 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,199 which is pretty good 626 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,639 considering the pressure that I was under. 627 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,759 Whoa! I carried her out on my own. 628 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,919 No one helped me. 629 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,519 They wouldn't have had the core strength 630 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,839 that I have anyway. 631 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,559 So, yeah, I think if it wasn't for my solo effort, 632 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,359 uh, she probably would have died. 633 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,679 So...yeah. 634 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,519 But despite the brave face, 635 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,719 the stress of the rescue was clearly... 636 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,879 See what a little bit of media training can do. 637 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,640 (MEMPHIS VOMITS) 638 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,559 Listen, we are a results based industry, 639 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,159 so I want results. 640 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,479 So pull your collective fingers out. 641 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,199 Especially you, Premier. 642 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,039 Oh, yes. Uh, well... Uh... 643 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,639 Some dickhead surveyors made a minor cock up. 644 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,039 It's nothing really. Just a bit of confusion. 645 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,679 Your monstrosity of a stadium 646 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,399 is going to be 200m from our concert hall. 647 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,279 This may be distressing news for you, David, 648 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,999 but more people want to see football being played than Brahms. 649 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,999 Captions by Red Bee Media 650 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,049 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 651 00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:41,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47838

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