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Let's go see the cherry blossoms!

Let's go.

This morning,
I saw the cherry blossoms in full bloom.

Let's all go see the cherry blossoms.

What's so great about cherry blossoms?

Besides, there is
a lot of pollen flying around.

You're right.

That's too bad.

Do you want to go?

I'm free in the evening.

Thank you.

I don't like your reactions.

But whatever. Let's go together!

All right!

Have you ever gone to view flowers, Shiu?

Do I look like someone who would?

Yes, you do.

Don't lie to me.

- I'm not interested
- They're cherry blossoms, Papa.

- in flower-viewing.
- That's right.

- But my children want
- Papa, they're beautiful.

- to see them.
- That's right.

I see.

Flower-viewing!

- It's fun.
- I can't wait.

By the way, do you like flower-viewing?

I don't know.

I've only done it when I was young.

Me too.

I didn't always like it,

but when I saw them today,
they were so beautiful.

I want to go see them with everyone.

I have the same feeling.

We're the same!

I can't wait!

Me too.

Flower-viewing?

They're going together after work.

Flowers wither quickly, after all.

Do you want to go too, Noe?

No, I'm not interested.

But I'm happy
that they are getting along so well.

You're such a good boy.

I wonder who taught you that.

Would you like a mirror?

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

Feeling down

So sad.

We can't go flower-viewing
with this much work.

Don't be selfish.

I'm sorry.

It's not your fault.

It's just an urgent job.

Shiu and I will take care of it.

You two can leave first.

No!

Roar

I want to go flower-viewing with everyone.

There's no point
if it's just the two of us.

Mike.

But I understand that work is important.

Let's finish our work quickly.

Gosh, these two are good kids.

I'll show you what I'm capable of.

Right, Papa?

Who are you calling Papa?

Done

That was fast!

We went as fast as we could,

but we won't make it there in time
if we change.

There's no light there at night.

But there's a cherry tree
at the park nearby.

There are streetlights at night.

Let's go there.

It pales in comparison
to where we were supposed to go.

It's totally fine.

Let's go.

It's beautiful.

Even one tree is enough.

It's a cherry blossom tree, after all.

Yes, it's really spectacular.

Well, good work today.

Cheers!

Thank you for listening to us today.

It's nothing.

Mike, you must be satisfied.

Yes, thank you very much.

I want to come here again with everyone.

Me too.

Welcome!

I've always wanted to come here!

Touched

You don't need a license
to shop on the first floor.

Why didn't you come earlier?

That's true.

But Shiu and Sero said

we would be taken advantage of
as easy marks, so we couldn't.

I wouldn't do that!

There are so many books I've never read!

This is amazing!

They're specialized books
that aren't sold in regular bookstores.

It's not cheap.

I can't decide which one to buy.

Why are you hesitating?

I'll take all of them.

You guys are the easy marks.

Torture Tool Shop
Second Floor

Your licenses are okay.

Your companions may enter too.

This is amazing!

It is.

- They're so excited in a shop like this.
- Look at this!

- They're so weird.
- This is so cool.

I think there's a new whip.

You're weird too, Shiu.

It's a gallows. Amazing!

It's so cool.

Excuse me, Belta.

Yes?

Can we take a picture?

Peace!

I can adjust the tension
on my neck. It's really nice.

It will be easier to extract information
by gradually inflicting pain.

We have a lot of eccentric clients,

but those two seem especially eccentric.

I knew it.

I'm sorry. They have a promising future.

How do you use this?

That?

It's like a claw machine.

You put the claws on the skin and do this.

That looks painful.

Do we have this at our office?

It's interesting
that they have different tastes.

Licenses?

Maybe I'll get one too.

There's no harm in getting one first.

If you do, I'll teach you gently.

Think about it.

Okay.

Gently, you say?

But you didn't teach me gently.

That's because I believed in you.

Shiu!

Don't do that.

Anyway, this is the kind of shop it is.

Are you satisfied?

Yes.

Let me know if you want to come again.

Sero!

Why don't we buy a gallows too?

Then I'll talk to Noe.

If he says no,
you can use your tears on him.

All right.

Oh, right.

Ms. Bel, has it arrived?

Yes, it has.

Hold on a second.

They're presents from us.

Sero!

Mike, put that down.

- Wow!
- Amazing!

It even has my name on it!

Mine too!

Now I can work even harder!

It's just a tool.

They've become so motivated.

It must have been worth it.

That's not it.

I just want to reward them
because they're cute.

That's all.

What a bunch of foolish seniors
who dote on their juniors.

We're off to do some torturing.

Hey, are you going to use those again?

Yes.

You don't have to use them for every case.

But…

No buts.

I'll confiscate them if you keep this up.

You can only use them twice a day.

Are you their mom?

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

The Daily Life of a Part-Time Torturer

Hello.

I'm here to pick up the trash again.

Did you all have a lively torture…

What happened?

Stop crying.

There's no point in crying
if you messed up.

Sero.

What's wrong?

- I don't care if that sort of guy dies.
- Hey, what's wrong?

Did you kill someone
who wasn't a croquette case?

Croquette, short for
'Killing of the subject is okay'

That's right.

Fon, you were supposed to take him today.

It doesn't matter if it's this guy.

Right?

What if we accidentally kill someone
who actually matters?

What will happen?

License Revoked

You'll lose your license.

Fined

You'll be fined.

That's surprisingly ordinary.

To put it simply,
croquettes aren't as important.

Intel Value

Must Live

Dead Okay

The severity of the crime

Unnecessary

The severity of the crime

Barely needed

The severity of the crime

Okay

and the value of the information

Average

that they can provide

Good

are considered to determine

Very valuable

whether it is a croquette case.

A comprehensive
judgment is made

Let's Create a Happy and Cheerful Office

Stop Workplace Bullying.

There are risks involved

in executing torture.

Accidents are always a possibility
in cases other than croquettes.

However…

There will be fewer organs
and information we can sell.

I see.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

Have they calmed down?

I think so. It's fine.

You don't seem worried.
What did you say to them?

I warned them to be careful.

But they know it too.

That's why I didn't yell at them.

After all, you also can't control yourself
since they're trash.

You're in no position to yell at them.

But I learned how to deal
with the aftermath

from you, Shiu.

Sure you did.

Does it still bother you?

A little.

Just a little.

Noe took care of it, right?

That's…

That's true, but…

Don't tell me…

Are you regretting
letting that criminal die?

That's not it at all.

Even death is a mercy for him.

That's amazing.

Want to talk
about your workplace anxieties?

Free consultation. Take the first step.

We were entrusted
with so many important cases.

I'm so sorry for making such a mistake.

Even a cautious veteran
can make such a mistake.

So I don't think
you need to worry about it.

Fon.

But…

If the organs are unusable,

I will still seek compensation from you.

Do we need to provide you with our organs?

If you need two…

No need.

Using Torture to Achieve Sustainability

Give Bad People a Whack with a Hammer

Isn't it scary to hold people's lives in your hands?

Is there someone
or something that you believe in?

I'm a little scared, but…

I can't just be scared.

It's something I decided to do.

I believe in the job itself, I suppose.

And Shiu and the others.

And Hugh.

And Mike too.

I see. That's great.

Looks like you'll be fine.

Really?

Fon, you said you're quitting torture…

I'm not cut out for this job.

I'm different from you two.

Is that so?

Yes.

You two feel a sense of accomplishment.

You have people and things
you believe in, right?

That's why you can
overcome the guilt of hurting others.

At first, I thought
torture was necessary, and I admired it.

But with such vague feelings,

I can't fully believe that
what I'm doing is the right thing to do.

I see.

It's a bit sad.

By the way,

I've decided to become a recycler!

It's easier to exchange a criminal's crime
and life for money, isn't it?

I don't want to rely on something so vague
to keep me going.

Leave the aftermath of torture to me.

You're strong for someone so delicate.

What's with those sunglasses?

I might be dealing with scary clients.

So I'll have to disguise myself, right?

You've put a lot of thought into it.

Yesterday, Fon was so kind.

He was.

When he was leaving…

Believe in yourselves.

Keep up the good work.

He told us that.

He gave us courage.

Idiots, don't be fooled by him.

Fon always sets the price
for abnormal situations like this.

He was only nice to you
because you've made him a lot of money.

Thank you for your patronage.

What kind of person is he?

University Campus

Classroom F

Long time no see, Mike.

Are you here for inspiration again?

Long time no see.

I'm looking for inspiration and studying.

Lars, if you're sitting in again,

does that mean
you've developed an interest in torture?

Do you want to work at our company?

No, thank you.

I just have nothing else to do
and find this fun.

That's too bad.

I'm glad you're all here.

It's usually just me and Hugh.

I didn't know the class would be so empty.

The other students just want easy credit,
so they're aloof even when they show up.

It's better when it's just Hugh.

Is it that bad?

Mike, you work
at the same company as Hugh, right?

Yes, at Spirytus.

Is torture fun?

Yes, it's very fun!

His smile is so big.

Are you dissatisfied with the current laws
and regulations on torture?

I think there are things
that can be improved,

but it's not something I can decide.

Hehe…

I think doing our best

within the confines of the law

is part of the joy of this job.

Hehe…

You have a really strong will.

Hugh, unlike Mike,

you think the regulations need
to be improved, right?

Yes.

I think there's a lot of information
that can only be gained

through inflicting more pain.

You're strong-willed too, Hugh.

Your sense of justice is admirable,

but don't overdo it.

But there are many villains
that are unforgivable.

I understand how you feel.

I used to be a torturer, after all.

You were a torturer?

Didn't I tell you?

I may not look it,
but I used to be quite famous.

Classroom F

Are you going to continue being a torturer?

Well,

I'm still doing two jobs
at the moment, so…

I'm still not sure
about doing torture full-time

after I graduate.

I really like this job and the workplace,

so I'm thinking of
pursuing torture professionally.

But I'm still not sure what my goal is.

Well then, Hugh,

why don't you aim for the next level?

The next level?

If you want
to change the rules you've learned,

compared to torture work,

I think a higher-level organization
like the Torture Association

would be a better fit for your ideals.

That's true. Hugh might be a good fit.

I never considered that.

Great idea. You're suited for it.

But then I won't be able
to work with you anymore.

No way.

I want to support you,
but I don't want you to leave!

I'll miss you too.

I'm not asking you to decide now.

Experience in the field is important too.

It's good to keep working in the field.

That's great!

Well, let's continue with the lesson.

Okay.

This can't be used
for Level Three torture subjects.

You're right.

If we apply the law we learned earlier,
it might be partially applicable, right?

So that's how it works!

Don't look at me like I'm a genius.

I just thought of it.

Classroom F

Thank you for today.

Thank you.

Can I come again?

Sure.

Say hello to my friends at Spirytus

and Hera for me.

Okay.

How does the professor know Hera's name?

It's probably because he's well-known
as the president of Spirytus.

I had fun today.

Thank you for coming with me.

No, thank you for inviting me.

I'm glad you have a goal now.

You're right.

Hugh?

If I join the Torture Association,

I won't be able to work
with everyone anymore.

It does make me a little sad.

It makes me sad too.

But if you give up on your goal
because of that,

I might feel even sadder.

Mike.

I want you to do what you want to do.

So keep working hard at Spirytus

while searching for what you want to do.

That's right. I'll think
about it seriously and find a goal.

That's right.

Let's both work hard towards our goals.

Keep up the good work.

You want to join the Torture Association?

Isn't that great?

It's basically the same as before.

We'll support you with that goal in mind.

Thank you for your support.

By the way, this professor
who gave you this advice

has a good eye.

Who is he?

Yes, his name is Samon.

Hugh, are you all right?
Has that guy been bullying you?

He's always smiling. He's very kind.

Really?

Yes.

Is Samon that scary?

Who is he?

He is Hera's master.

I didn't expect
to encounter him again like this!

Judging from Hera's reaction…

What kind of person did Samon use to be?

I'm scared.

How dramatic.