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One day, three young men

arrived at a mixer venue
with hopes and dreams.

However, sitting there

were three handsome women
dressed in men's attire.

Fortunately, the six of them
got along surprisingly well

and had a fun time.

The next day,

one of the young men encountered

the male-dressing woman
again at the school

and was shocked to discover
that she was the Prince.

Ms. Fuji asked you out?

She wants me to be her model.

Is that okay?

What if you get caught up
in something weird

or get cheated?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Come to think of it,

Fuji told me something today.

I'd be out for a bit during break time.

Suo.

She's probably here to see Asagi.

That means…

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Hello.

So this is how it's going to be.

HOW I ATTENDED AN ALL-GUY'S MIXER

XXX'S STORY AFTER VISITING THE BAR

Sorry to call you out so suddenly.

No, it's fine.

Is it okay for us to follow him like this?

It's Asagi.

He's the type
to get scammed when he's old.

We have to keep an eye on him.

However, from here,
I can't hear what they're saying.

What are we shooting today?

Just tell me.

Well then, Asagi. Your hand.

My hand.

Why are you taking photos of my hand?

At first,
I used my own hand as a reference,

but something feels off.

It's like putting
a woman's hand on a man's body.

FEELS OFF

Speaking of which,

why did you take this kind of photo?

What?

To draw manga.

Manga? So you're a manga artist.

No, it's just a hobby.

What kind of manga do you draw?

Love stories in battle manga.

-In other words, doujinshi.
-That's amazing!

These photos serve
as reference materials for my artwork.

Does that mean my hand
will be in the manga?

Hey… If it's a battle manga,

don't you need a pose
that looks more impressive?

Like they're really fighting.

That's true.

How about holding something like this?

Why don't we tie it up?

It's starting to look like that.

Act like it hurts.

Act like it hurts?

What are they doing?

Who knows?

What other poses are there?

Well…

Ms. Fuji, can you untie me?

What?

FORCIBLY

Goodness…

Ms. Fuji?

The title is

"Overthrow".

That's so cool!

Excuse me.

It's Ms. Kohaku. Why are you here?

We were just getting started.

What do you think
you're doing here in public?

Ms. Fuji didn't come back,

so I asked Ms. Suo
and she said you were here.

In the end,

what are the four of you doing here?

You guys are here too.

I thought Asagi was in real trouble.

You scared us.

Well, if you don't like
this kind of intimate filming,

you can just reject her.

What?

I was indeed surprised
when she approached me.

But Ms. Fuji smelled really good.

I see.

Anyway,
Ms. Fuji, it's time for you to go home.

What?

Ms. Fuji. Ms. Fuji.

If you need a model next time,
remember to call me.

I must repay you then.

What do you want?

I don't need a reward.

I want to read your manga.

Sure, but it's R18.

Absolutely not.

In the end, I didn't get
to read Ms. Fuji's manga.

I'm her model after all.

You've been tricked, haven't you?

Don't you find it strange?

What's strange?

Tokiwa and Asagi started
flirting with girls after the mixer.

Why didn't anything happen to me?

I didn't flirt with any girls.

I haven't forgotten that
you held hands with Ms. Suo, you traitor.

Based on the order,
Kohaku and I should be next.

However, nothing happened.

Why is that so?

Tell me, Asagi!

What?

Maybe she hates you?

Hey. Why did you say that?

Did I say something wrong?
I'm sorry, Hagi.

Indeed, when we met last time,

we didn't even look at each other,
let alone talk.

Is she not interested in me?

Well, I…

I like petite and cute girls
more than cool girls!

Well…

Thank you for your patronage.

SHOPPING DISTRICT

Hello.

What kind of curse are we under?

I only meet you
when you're in men's attire.

What?

A customer left something behind,
so I brought it here.

I see.

I need to get back to the shop.

Please excuse me.

Hey, wait.

-Why is it raining all of a sudden?
-Kohaku, come here.

You'll get wet.

It's probably just a thunderstorm.

I don't feel anything romantic at all.

Taking shelter from the rain together
should be the most romantic scene,

but here I am next to a handsome guy.

The ladies passing by
are clearly only interested in Kohaku.

If only Kohaku was dressed as a girl now.

She looked really cute in the photo.

If we became friends,
would she dress up for me?

Kohaku, you're soaking wet.

Your clothes are all soaked.

What?

-Catch it.
-What?

I'm not excited at all.

I just think it's an eyesore.

Anyway, use it to cover yourself.

But your clothes will get wet.

That's not the point.
It's not good for a girl to catch a cold.

Well then, I won't hold back.

Please put it on.

Kohaku is wearing men's clothes now.
Why do I feel so shy?

She looks like a man.
There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

What? She's so cute.

No, it's weird
to call a handsome guy cute.

I'm a guy after all.

Kohaku is still a girl despite her attire.

That's right.
My heart flutters because she's a girl,

not because I'm attracted
to handsome guys.

CONFUSED

Mr. Hagi?

You there.

If you don't mind,
you can use this umbrella.

But there's only one.

I'm sorry. Thank you so much.

Mr. Hagi, are you going to the station?

-I'll walk you there.
-What?

No, I'll walk you there.

-But…
-It's okay.

This must be what they call
walking together under an umbrella.

Damn it. I brushed against her shoulder.
She's so skinny.

He's a handsome dude.

I can't fall for him.

This is our shop.

It's so close.

Thank you for walking me back.

This distance is nothing.

Do you want to come in?

What? No, it's way too challenging.

I'll come next time.

-Goodbye then.
-Okay.

Well,

when should I return the jacket to you?

Tokiwa!

What's wrong?

My heart is out of control!

I accidentally left the jacket with her.

What are you talking about?

MEN'S CLOTHING - THEMED BAR, ROSE

This belongs to a guy.

Whose is it? Whose is it?

Please get back to work.

HOW I ATTENDED AN ALL-GUY'S MIXER

MEN'S CLOTHING-THEMED BAR, ROSE

Come on, Tokiwa.

Hold it properly.

You'll fail if you shake it.

I'll guide you well.

How did it end up like this?

You want us to come to your shop?

We welcome male customers too.

Why did you say that all of a sudden?

I was hoping that

you would ask me
if you could come to the shop,

but you don't seem
to have that intention at all.

Tokiwa, I want to go. Let's go together.

-All right, if it's just for once.
-Walking back silently.

Very good. It's a deal then.

Even so,
I still can't bring myself to go in.

The whole shop is sparkling.

Can we really go in?

Yes.

Suo.

You wouldn't come in,
so I came out to see what you were up to.

Where is Hagi?

Him?

If I see Kohaku now,

I won't be in a good mood.

It might open some strange door.

But I'm not sure if I should do that.

That's what he said.

Anyway, let's go in.

Welcome to Rose,
the men's clothing-themed bar.

-Welcome.
-Welcome.

Wait a minute.

We don't do that here.

-It's full of handsome guys.
-Hello!

What is this place?

Don't be scared.

Here's some water.

Here's our menu.

What would you like to drink?

I recommend our special cocktail.

-I'll have that.
-Okay.

Fuji.

He's so cool.

Here you go.

It's so pretty.

What color is this?

It's my CP color.

Your CP color?

The top is the attacker,
the bottom is the receiver.

Somehow, when I see them interact,
I feel calm.

They're the same as usual.

But how should I put it?

It's so different from the maid café.

Maid café?

What?

Have you been there?

Hagi invited me to go before,
but I've only been there once.

We ordered omurice.

After that, we went straight home.

Suo?

Why don't you try our omurice too?

One omurice, please.

Here you go.

That was fast.

Here, take the ketchup.

What? Me?

Here we go.

Don't you think you're too close?

Squeeze the ketchup together.
That's our specialty.

Wait.

Come on, Tokiwa. Hold it properly.

You'll fail if you shake it.

I'll guide you well.

SCREAM

Are you okay?

I don't remember what happened
after I got the ketchup.

Suo, you're so aggressive today.

Am I? But your writing is good.

Look.

CUTE

Suo. What's this?

Moe moe kyun.

Between me and the maid,
who excites you more?

Suo.

I think she cares a lot about that.

Why?

It's delicious. I'll have another one.

Thank you.

Welcome.

There are more people now.

We should go home now.

So…

I can't eat if you keep staring at me.

You haven't touched your spoon.
Do you want me to feed you?

I can feed myself.

I want a bite.

You feed yourself too.

Ms. Suo. Table 2 is asking for you.

Please wait a moment.

Hi, sorry to keep you waiting.

Suo is really popular.

She probably doesn't have time
for someone like me.

Hey.

Kohaku, join us for a chat.

What did you say?

Hey?

Well, let's chat.

Chat? Sure.

Entertain me then.

Ms. Kohaku.

Hey, your glass is empty.

What can I do with you?
You'll have the same, right?

Yes.

Be good and wait for me.

What?

What?

Ms. Fuji.

Two more cocktails, please.

45 points.

What?

Why? I'm already acting like a bossy CEO.

A bossy CEO won't touch the head
of a man he just met.

By the way,

why am I the only one
with a bossy CEO character?

We have one too.

Suo is the prince and I'm the lazy type.

You're just acting as you are.

There's also the playful type
and the big brother type.

But I'm not familiar
with a bossy CEO character.

Bossy CEOs are knowledgeable.

At first glance, he's an arrogant jerk,

but sometimes he's clumsy
and kind to people he's close to.

That's how you make
people develop feelings.

That's your favorite manga, right?

Be more arrogant.
Don't be gentle to others so easily.

What happened to Kohaku?

Was she always like this?

She's different from usual.
She's making my heart flutter.

I thought she was angry for a moment.

She even patted my head.

It's been a while since someone patted me.

It's kind of embarrassing.

SHIVER

What was that hostility just now?

Come on.

By the way, when is Mr. Hagi coming?

Hagi said he didn't want to come today.

What? Mr. Hagi isn't coming?

-You're too noisy.
-It hurts.

In that case,

when can I return the jacket
I borrowed the other day to him?

Ms. Kohaku?

Bossy CEO.

Is she angry?

She is angry, but why?

How dare you lend me
your stuff and run away?

You've got some nerve.

-What?
-What?

Tell Hagi

that I'll pay him back what I owe him.

Tell him to remember that.

What did Hagi do to Kohaku?

She's really angry.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you very much.

I think it's too much
for me to play a bossy CEO.

Do you think so?

You were quite popular
with the customers just now.

That's true, but I don't know
what's the right thing to do.

It's difficult.

Would you like to try a different role?

Can I?

Since you're so dedicated,
you should be able to handle any role.

Fuji, is there anything else we need?

THE LAZY TYPE

This is all that's left.

PERVERTED,
MIDDLE-SCHOOL SYNDROME, LOVESTRUCK

They're all abnormal characters.

Don't you have any like the others?

Normal settings are boring,
so I threw them away.

You threw them away?

So?

The perverted one aside,

how do I act like someone
with middle-school syndrome?

Well, a teen with grandiose delusions.

Ms. Fuji, are you all right?

My right eye hurts.

Does your eye hurt?

Yes. Veto.

I'm hurt that
you didn't see through my joke.

-This is too difficult for you, Kohaku.
-Don't cry.

What?

If that's the case,
all that's left is lovestruck.

This is bad too.

Suo tried it before.

Me?

Were you looking at someone else?

You promised to only look at me.

I'm so sad.

Should I lock you up at home?

Should I?

Please lock me up!

-Me too!
-Me too!

-Me too!
-What?

There were so many people
who wanted to be locked up,

so it was discarded.

That did happen.

What?

-Kohaku.
-Yes?

What is this? Manga?

I brought all the manga with bossy CEOs.

You can use it as a reference.

You shouldn't have.

Thank you for bringing them.

I'm sure if it were you,

you'd surely be a bossy CEO.

Ms. Fuji.

You're right.

I'll try a little harder.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

Just relax and enjoy the role.

Okay.

Ms. Fuji, I'm borrowing these manga.

However, if it doesn't work out,

let's try this next time.

I'll work hard to become a bossy CEO.

ARE YOU FREE TO MEET UP TODAY?

What?

Hey, what should we do?

I heard it's not good
to go to a pub on a date.

-Why?
-I don't know,

but this magazine says so.

Why not? Pubs are fun.

That's right.

Next episode,
"The Story of Visiting a Pub."