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Earth is being targeted.
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The invading evil that one should fear,
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having come from amongst the
thousands of stars drifting in space.
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Welcome to the Asstronomy Club.
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Have a seat.
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Why are you here?
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I'm here to find someone.
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I've looked into this club.
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The astronomy club, written with an 'ass'.
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How ridiculous.
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You're going to tell me some excuse as usual, aren't you?
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I didn't really want to come here.
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What?
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Now that you're here, might as well enjoy your stay.
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This scent is...
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Yes.
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You like it, don't you?
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It calms your thoughts and helps you relax.
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It can also be used for hypnosis.
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You set me up, didn't you?
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I won't tolerate anyone who gets in my way.
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Return to your own world.
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Ebiten
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Ebiten
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Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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From Rock Candies with Love
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ichiban boshi no shita de yakusokushita hi
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The day we promised under the first star in the evening,
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yubikiri no man'naka wa tiara no you ni kagayaiteta
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the middle of our fingertips glowed like a tiara.
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chaimu no ato isoide ano basho de aou
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After the bell, let's hurry and meet up at that place.
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itsumo watashirashiku narerukara
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Because I can always be myself.
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itsu noma ni ka kizuita hitori janai koto
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One day, I realised that I wasn't alone.
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kyou soba ni atta taisetsu no imi o
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And the important things around me.
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mata ne ato de ne sou ittemiru dake de
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Just saying 'Bye bye' and 'See you later'
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egao ga tsuitekuru
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makes a smile appear on my face.
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zutto tokimeki to tanoshisa ga tsuzukimasu you ni
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In order for the excitement and fun to continue forever,
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itsu made mo kawaranai yubikiri o shite
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we'll continue to make the same pinky promise.
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kitto ari fureta mainichi mo karafuru ni naru
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And my ordinary days will surely become colourful too.
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yakusoku no mukougawa mirai iroshita ashita ga aru
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A future-coloured tomorrow lies on the other side of the promise.
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We've got an emergency.
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Listen carefully, everyone.
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Our enemy has already waged war against us,
the Earth Defense Force.
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O-Our enemy?
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Who agreed to be 'Earth Defense Force'?
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Anyway, I've caught this enemy of ours.
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Keep an eye on her for now.
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That's our enemy?
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Which school's uniform is that?
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This person is from a different school?
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She doesn't seem to have any intention of invading.
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Are you sure you've got the right person?
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Earth Defense Force HQ
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Prisoner of War
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Welcome to the Asstronomy Club.
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Thank you.
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Pleased to meet you.
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I'm the vice president, Ooba.
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Are you here to join?
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No, she isn't!
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Prisoner of War
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I have some circumstances...
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I see.
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But we are more than happy to have you here.
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No, stop!
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Don't be fooled!
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She's an alien invader!
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It's a trap!
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Get off this planet!
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Delicious.
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You've been completely surro-
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That's good to hear.
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You're a nice person.
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I thought everyone here would be weirder.
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Like her.
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Don't worry.
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She won't bite.
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Hey, that's rude!
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I have an idea!
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Would you like to join our club for a day?
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Hey, are you even listening?!
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No, Vice President!
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Prisoner of War
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Earth Defense Force HQ
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She's an alien!
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Do you not care about what happens to the club?
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She doesn't look like an alien...
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That's part of her plan.
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A flying saucer is here!
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Aliens are coming!
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I'm going to expose you!
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I won't lose in a battle of physical strength.
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What did you say?!
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Did she just keep Todayama in check?
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Damn you, woman from outer space!
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That alien isn't bad at all.
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I'm telling you, I'm not an alien.
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But evading Todayama's stupid behavior...
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You're definitely not an amateur.
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Just who are you?
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Why have you come to the Asstronomy Club?
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Like I said, I'm here to find someone.
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'Someone'?
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Be careful, Hiromatsu.
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Everything she says is nonsense.
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Speak for yourself.
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Go back to space!
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The Asstronomy Club is sacred,
so we can't have you invading us!
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I have no idea what you're saying.
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I don't know who you're looking for,
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but if you insist, you can look around.
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Is it her?
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No.
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Next.
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No.
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Next up is...
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A cat?
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Yeah. This is Oomori-sensei.
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A-A teacher?
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Our club adviser.
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Is there a problem?
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Anyway, I know that person is here.
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But of all places, why at your school?
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Of course I'd have my suspicions!
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Just where...
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...did you...
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...hide him?
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This looks suspicious already.
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You shouldn't try there.
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Geez, what is all this?
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The sinful ex-brothers, Raman and me.
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The Baltans are coming.
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No!
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No looking and no touching either!
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This is a maiden's flower garden.
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More like a fujoshi's den...
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That's why I warned you.
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There must be a clue somewhere!
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Hey, stop!
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Move away, don't touch it!
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It's going to tip over!
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Look what you've done now.
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Rock candy?
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If I can figure out what regulates activity in the human body,
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I should be able to control metabolic activity.
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For example, the chemical formula for diphenhydramine is C17H21NO.
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In the case of diphenhydramine hydrochloride, its strong sedative effects are seen as a problem.
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There she is!
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Hey, it's her!
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It's Todayama-san...
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She's so weird!
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If you get close to her, you'll get killed.
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...promethazine, ketotifen...
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If I use these to stimulate the H1 receptors,
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they'll affect signals from the neurotransmitters to the central nervous system.
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Using anti-allergic drugs as a reference, if I can remove the side-effects...
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Then...
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That's right...
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Ever since then,
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I've been continually mistreated.
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What are you talking about?
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You always take away the things I treasure.
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It was your fault that I lost my friends.
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Oh?
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Stop causing me trouble, Onee-sama.
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'O-Onee-sama'?
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Oh, I didn't tell you guys?
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{\an2}EBITEN
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{\an2}Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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How's Oomori-sensei (the person) today?
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Yeah, I'm having less to do lately.
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The commander's getting pretty mad.
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But it's fine.
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It's the mission of a woman to live for love.
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Hey honey, what are you doing right now?
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So that's what you're up to?
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Sounds like fun.
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Take me with you next time.
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Promise, okay?
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Bye.
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I have to make lunch for him.
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I better get going.
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To Be Continued
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To be continued.
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{\an2}EBITEN
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{\an2}Ebisugawa Public High School Asstronomy Club
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She's your sister?
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This person here is Todayama Izumiko.
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She's a year younger, so a first-year.
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Though she goes to a different school.
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Why did she come here?
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Going by her behaviour so far,
her sister sees Todayama as an enemy.
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I highly doubt she's here to see her older sister.
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Don't jump to conclusions!
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We were a pair of close and beautiful sisters, famous in the neighbourhood.
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{\an8}Todayama sisters
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Did you just casually suggest you were beautiful?
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Actually, this is the part where you emphasise 'were'.
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That's right.
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Two intimate sisters,
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famous in the area.
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At least, we were...
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So that's the constellation...
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Onee-sama, still not going to sleep?
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Just a little longer.
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You have such good concentration,
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but you're going to get cold.
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Thanks.
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Oh, which reminds me...
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Want to have some?
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Wow...
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it's pretty.
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That large white star is Sirius.
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It's got the same name as the star shining there.
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Sirius...
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Yep, it's the largest star.
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Stars have a countless number of secrets,
just like that one there.
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If I can figure out those
secrets through my research,
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I'm sure Onee-sama can do anything.
She's a genius, after all.
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I'm sure everything will go just fine.
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This smells nice.
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Come on, just eat it.
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It's delicious!
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Good girl, good girl.
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Izumiko, do you believe in destiny?
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I don't really know...
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I see.
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That's for the best...
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I loved her.
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She was pretty and smart.
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However...
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Onee-sama, why are you going there?
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Izumiko,
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I'm not a normal human, you see.
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I am a traveler of destiny,
who has already surpassed my own existence.
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You must be surprised.
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What are you saying?
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No matter who you are,
you will still be my dear sister.
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Thank you, Izumiko.
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In order to save the world using rock candy,
I must return to that star.
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When the morning star shines in the eastern sky,
one ray of light will soar into space.
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That will be me.
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Farewell, Izumiko.
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Wait, Onee-sama. Don't go!
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Can you please stop saying these embarrassing things?
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The world is in need.
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Now is the time to release the powers of the stars!
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I will end this story with my own hands.
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Star Soldier Legend!
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Vroom!
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She said all sorts of incomprehensible things, such as
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'I hate needles!' and 'Rock candies are a way of life!'
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Either way, it appeared that she caught the chuuni syndrome.
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'Chuuni syndrome'?
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It's the path of solitude.
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Okay, Izumiko.
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I won't let you interfere with our club activities any further!
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If you are unable to clear my test, return to Kyoto!
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Club activities, you say?
271
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,480
It's not as if you do anything productive.
272
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,250
Don't make fun of the Asstronomy Club!
273
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,570
What sort of dodgy activities
do you do here in the basement.
274
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,920
Take our quiz if you want to know.
275
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,850
Fine, challenge accepted.
276
00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:18,670
If I clear it, you have to let me see him.
277
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,520
Very well.
278
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,840
Sorry I'm late.
279
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,690
You took your time.
280
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:28,190
My bad. It was my turn for class duties.
281
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,460
Then let us begin.
282
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,860
First question of the entrance test:
283
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:47,530
284
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:47,730
The 5 oaths
of astronomy
285
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:47,730
Never believe people on forums.
286
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:47,730
Not 'parodies',
but 'respect'.
287
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:47,730
Air your hug-
pillow on fine days.
288
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:47,730
By the
way, just
who is
Oomori-sensei's
boyfriend?
289
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:47,730
It's okay to make
Kanamori O,
play with
her,and
upload
the videos
onto
Y0utube.
290
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:42,650
These are the five oaths of astronomy that I've put together for people joining.
291
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,660
Guess what goes in the circle.
292
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,540
Not a single one is normal.
293
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,540
So, what goes in place of the circle?
294
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,210
A toy!
295
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,960
That's way too weak of an answer!
296
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,300
Don't underestimate the Asstronomy Club.
297
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,760
The correct answer was 'naked'.
298
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,850
Kanamori!
299
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:03,640
Yes?
300
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,260
Demonstrate to her how serious we are,
and show her the real deal!
301
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:13,350
The real deal!
302
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:13,350
The real deal!
303
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,440
No!
304
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:13,880
Looking good, looking good!
305
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:13,400
The real deal!
306
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:13,440
The real deal!
307
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:13,480
The real deal!
308
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:13,520
The real deal!
309
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:13,560
The real deal!
310
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:13,610
The real deal!
311
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:13,650
The real deal!
312
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:13,690
The real deal!
313
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,650
W-What's that sound?
314
00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,120
President
315
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:23,250
Hey, what's going on here,
you bogus astronomy club?!
316
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,760
Is it true that you've got another
person wanting to join?
317
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,700
Student Council President, Iseda.
318
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:32,680
I didn't expect a new enemy to
show up when we're this busy...
319
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,590
Is she the newcomer?
320
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:40,290
No, she isn't. Please calm down, President Iseda.
321
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,590
Oh, she isn't?
322
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:44,140
Okay, we'll use this chance to escape.
323
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:49,210
Wait! Wait for me!
324
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,140
Hey!
325
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,180
This feels so breezy!
326
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,460
Wait, guys...
327
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,590
Huh?
328
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:56,440
I still haven't...
329
00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,990
What is this place?
330
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,990
It's a secret passage,
like the ones you'd find in any club room.
331
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,010
Clearly, not.
332
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:09,110
We, the Asstronomy Club, occasionally have to fight aliens-
333
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:12,530
-little sister androids from the Fifth Planet.
334
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,750
Like I said, I'm not an alien.
335
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,500
That's what they all say.
336
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,250
'I'm not an alien'.
337
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,430
Then what do you want me to say?
338
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:28,970
You're always confusing me,
and never say a single thing properly.
339
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:34,770
When did you become such a deviant?
340
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,080
Well said!
341
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,290
Todayama, I bet you weren't expecting that.
342
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,690
Insulting me is the same as insulting the Asstronomy Club.
343
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,950
Is it?
344
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:52,770
If you're mad, why don't you
try talking to me seriously for once?
345
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,080
Onee-sama,
346
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:56,920
you moron!
347
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:04,060
The match is continuing.
348
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:04,950
Bring it on!
349
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,820
If you win,
350
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,630
I'll let you do anything you want with me.
351
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,370
However,
352
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:15,140
if you lose, I won't let you have your way with the club.
353
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,480
Perfect.
354
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,180
Asstronomy Club's Escape Hatch
355
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,120
You never understand others' feelings!
356
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,090
Shut up, you crybaby!
357
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,700
I'm not a crybaby!
358
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,050
Crybaby!
359
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,470
You're always like this!
360
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,800
Like what?!
361
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:43,560
You took my pink ribbon that I liked for
yourself because it looked good on you!
362
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,950
I took it because you said you liked the red one!
363
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,090
I'm talking about kindergarten!
364
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,920
Kindergarten?!
365
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,130
I will never forget all the pain you've caused me!
366
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,230
Speak for yourself!
367
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:59,230
How many times did you wet my bed because you couldn't go to the toilet alone at night?!
368
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,350
I don't remember doing that!
369
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:03,360
You bed-wetter!
370
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:09,130
I'm not the one who presses the reset button every time I lose in a video game!
371
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:12,890
But you were saying 'sukebatti' till your first year in primary because you couldn't say 'spaghetti' properly!
372
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:16,450
{\an8}Miniature Park
373
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,200
So, in the end...
374
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,290
...this is just a siblings' quarrel?
375
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,000
You coward!
376
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,510
This smell...
377
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,980
Good night, Izumiko.
378
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:50,680
And thus, the Asstronomy Club survived through another day.
379
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,690
I thank thee, the righteous member, Todayama.
380
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,000
Speaking of which, where's Noya-san?
381
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,750
Hey!
382
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,620
Hey!
383
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,220
The student council president made our vice president follow her.
384
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:13,610
It's probably another rant about abolishing us.
385
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,470
I feel sorry for her.
386
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:18,200
Your sister is still asleep, huh?
387
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:18,930
Yeah.
388
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,120
She should be waking up soon.
389
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,350
How do you know?
390
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:26,800
I used some special incense today.
391
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,520
You mean, just then...?
392
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:38,890
I saw in television that cigarette smoke can be used to control aliens.
393
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,720
But using smoke to mess around with my sister isn't that easy.
394
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,690
She'll just say, 'I was forced to play along with your game'.
395
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:47,800
Just like usual.
396
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,900
She seems to be awake.
397
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,970
Where is this?
398
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,710
Why am I...?
399
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,960
It's better that you don't remember.
400
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:04,070
I'll keep this a secret, so go back already.
401
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:11,620
Otherwise, I'll post embarrassing
photos of you on the internet.
402
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,120
Embarrassing photos?
403
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,550
Don't tell me that while I was asleep...
404
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:22,000
...you took pictures of me in those outfits and poses.
405
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,440
Knowing Onee-sama, I wouldn't be surprised at all.
406
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:34,720
All right, Onee-sama. I will go home for today.
407
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,400
Thanks, Izumiko.
408
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,780
Later then, Onee-sama.
409
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:55,250
We might see each other soon.
410
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:58,520
Until then, stay well.
411
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,420
She is definitely hiding something.
412
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,340
I have to look into it further.
413
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:18,560
But still, just where is Itsuki-sama?
414
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,650
Look, a shooting star!
415
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,990
The stars are also beautiful today.
416
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:29,230
Todayama, why is your sister getting picked up, whereas you're walking home?
417
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,290
We're not living together.
418
00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:32,860
What?
419
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,510
W-Why?
420
00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:36,200
Is there a special reason?
421
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,530
She's going to Kyoto, isn't she?
422
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,450
Is that where your home is?
423
00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:57,230
Earth is being targeted.
424
00:23:01,120 --> 00:24:31,090
425
00:23:01,120 --> 00:24:31,090
426
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:14,460
Sebun sebun sebun sebun
427
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:14,460
Seven... seven... seven... seven...
428
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:16,040
Sebun sebun sebun!
429
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:16,040
Seven! Seven! Seven!
430
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:18,110
Sebun sebun sebun!
431
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:18,110
Seven! Seven! Seven!
432
00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:22,080
Haruka na hoshi ga furusato ga
433
00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:22,080
A faraway and distant star
434
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:28,120
Urutora sebun faitaa sebun
435
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:28,120
is where you come from.
436
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,330
Fight on Seven!
437
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,330
Fight on Seven!
438
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,330
Faitaa sebun
439
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,330
Fighter seven!
440
00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:34,600
Sebun sebun
441
00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:34,600
Seven! Seven!
442
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,500
Susume! gniga no hatemademo
443
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,500
March to the end of the big galaxy
444
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,180
Urutora ai de spaaku!
445
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,180
with the Ultra Eye Spark!
446
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,300
Sebun sebun sebun!
447
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,300
Seven! Seven! Seven!
448
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,200
Sebun sebun sebun!
449
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,200
Seven! Seven! Seven!
450
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:12,120
Moroboshi dan no na wo karite
451
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:12,120
You're going by the name of Dan Moroboshi.
452
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:16,250
Urutora sebun hiirou sebun
453
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:16,250
Ultra seven. Hero seven!
454
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:20,480
Urutora sebun sebun sebun
455
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:20,480
Ultra seven. Seven! Seven!
456
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,430
Taose! hi wo haku daikaijyuu
457
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,430
Save us from destruction by evil monsters
458
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,300
Urutora biimu de storaiku!
459
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,300
with the Ultra Beam Strike!
460
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,150
Asstronomy Club, deploy!
461
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:34,780
Planetarium, open!
462
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,120
Neko-sensei, launch!
463
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,120
Please do not fire Neko-sensei at others
464
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,910
Your own high-tech
Asstronomy Club clubhouse!
465
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,930
Deluxe Asstronomy
Club Clubhouse
466
00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,650
Comes with an illustrated
book with all the members!
467
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,100
Next time
468
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,100
Kokuin 2012
469
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,100
Look forward to it!
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