All language subtitles for Being Human UK S05E02 Sticks And Rope 720p BluRay H265 BONE

He's a vampire.

That's what the other one, Hal, that's
what he said.

He attacked me last night.

Is that like her or not?

This is my world, though.

The conflict between the werewolves and
the vampires generates such an energy

upon which the devil feasts. The devil
has no form of his own, so will possess

the nearest human vessel.

I'm fine.

In fact, I haven't felt this good for
years.

Your department has to be dissolved.

There's the dodgums. Can we go in the
dodgums?

We don't have time. Sorry.

Why in such a hurry? This place is
friggin' mint.

I told you, I'm meeting someone.

Ah, so that's why you're dressed like a
girl. You know, Ryan says Miss Bell must

be a right mutter. Well, actually, Beth
Hanson has all the teeth and speaks

really nicely.

Whereas Ryan's last girlfriend looks
like Chris Moyles.

But hang on.

If you're going out tonight, who's going
to make us dinner and do the washing

up? I just want...

one night to myself, alright?

My holiday too.

Right, let's go, Deccy. Just one call,
please!

We'll come back tomorrow.

Okay, we've got loads of time.

Promise?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Come on.

He thought the supply teacher was only
going to be there for the week.

Tom,

can you change her sheet?

We'll have to wait because we're
covering room service. Gary's got the

What? Deci has to keep this going for a
whole year. Barnes doesn't have

shingles. He just needs new teeth.

No, Gary's got the shingles.

Gary has shingles.

What? Alex, please.

Do you want me to speak up?

No, could you sort of... It's just,
you're such...

vibrant and entertaining company, you're
distracting us from our work.

Very smooth.

Seriously, that's off.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

I can't eat.

I can't sleep.

What did you do before?

Um, looked after my brothers.

Went out in the piss with my mate. Got
off with inappropriate people, no

offence. Um, what else? Played piano.

Really? Yeah.

I was going to be a concert pianist.

You could play the piano?

No, I can't. That's a really weird
thing. Yeah, of course I can play the

You have work to do, Thomas.

Yeah, it's dead here.

Well, I'm going to shoot.

Keeps to be getting on with.

Don't know where to start.

Oh, diagnosed with a murder, then.

Oh, how beautiful.

Do you have a secret admirer, Perci?
Yes.

No. I picked them up at the petrol
station, thought they might brighten the

place up a bit.

How are you coping with that, Sophie?

Oh, the poor girl.

I keep thinking to myself, was it
something I said?

Oh, Captain.

She was devoted to you.

Now, I'll have no more maudling from
you, mister. It's a new era.

I'm into that.

As a matter of fact, I've had an idea.

Just a bit of fun, but it might give us
all a bit of a lift.

Then... follow me.

Now, I know we've all been a bit down in
the dumps lately, with things getting a

bit... ...suicide -y.

But one of the guests has given me the
perfect idea to perk us up.

As of today, I'm going to be watching
you all like a hawk.

And whoever impresses me most...

will be named employee of the month.

Now, it's just a bit of fun, but it will
look terrific on your CV. So best of

luck to you all, and may the best man
win.

You see this?

Right here, this.

This is why the world is going to hell
in a handcart. The very idea that you

need a competition to motivate...

Okay, Mum.

You're going to have your work cut out
if you want to beat me, buddy boy.

Got to get up pretty early in the
morning.

I'm not indulging in this charade. I
have no intention of doing anything

different. Yeah, because you know you'll
lose.

That's when I hold up the trophy.

You do know there isn't a trophy.

You'll be all right. I didn't take part.
That's why I lost.

That's why I'm a loser. Listen, it would
be the easiest thing in the world for

me to win this ridiculous competition.
Show me what you've got, then. Tom, you

don't know who you're provoking here.
Oh, I know who I'm provoking.

Mr. Runner -up. Mr. Silver Medal. You're
not a medal either. You know, when I

transform, I should drag you around on a
piece of string in the woods.

Senior chicken. Thank you.

I got the analogy.

Very well.

Thomas.

I've got the challenge.

Let's get to work.

Anybody there?

Who left these here?

Where are my flowers?

Don't you worry, Patsy. I've dealt with
it. It's all under control.

Oh, so that's £7 .99 down the drain.
Thank you very much. Coming out of your

wages.

Oh, dear.

That doesn't mean you're in her bad
books.

Don't worry.

Still early days yet.

Still a lot to play for.

I think the house is haunted.

Alex, there's no easy way to save him.
No, not me, idiot. There's another one.

You have to come home.

Hello, anybody there?

I swear I heard him.

See? Now do you believe me?

See? Now do you believe me?

Who's there?

Who does that? I don't know. What's he
doing here? I don't know.

Well, what does he want? I don't know,
but maybe if you keep asking me, I'll

magically find out somehow.

We'll go there and ask him.

Yes. Not going to happen.

I don't believe it.

You're scared.

Yes. Yes, I am. Now, you go in and ask
him. I can't go in there. I've got sore.

I've got sore.

Close me.

This is the Battle of the Basketball.

How do you know my name?

Because I've been watching you.

All right, good.

Because I thought it would be something
creepy.

And hiding outside are Helen Tom, the
vampire and the werewolf.

Hello.

And you are?

Oliver Fitzwilliam Pryor, actual
service.

And what are you doing here?

Playing the soldier's your great nanny.

Come along, sit down. You can be Russia.

No, you're OK, thanks.

Oh, God.

She's ill. It's a child and now it's
ill.

He was running her in the house five
minutes ago.

Carry me.

Children and I don't mix.

You're man -servant then?

Most man -servant.

All right, then, little fella, do you
want to piggyback, then? Oh, yes,

rather. There we are.

Where did you come from?

What are you doing here?

This is my house. I've always lived
here.

What, and we never know?

Not even Annie. How did that happen?

Because I was hiding.

Honestly, McKenna, you're a bit of an
apple, John, sometimes.

Hiding? From what?

From the monsters, of course.

And then we'll stick some rope.

Remember what?

Dicks and Roke -McClare.

Guardians of the afterlife.

God. If they can't cross over to this
plane, they only exist on the other side

of the doors.

I thought it best to be no profile,
nonetheless.

This was Father's study.

We weren't allowed in there.

Who's we?

Mimara, of course.

Myself. Nanny and the servants.

We had a child before.

And Albert. And my brother.

So why have you come out of hiding?

Because I saw you.

I know you're not much to look at, but
one can't have everything.

What did happen to your hair, by the
way?

Some sort of industrial accident?

Never mind.

Come along, Kinnair.

Where are my manners?

I haven't even welcomed you.

Put me down here, Kinnair.

Please, do make yourselves at home.

OK. I'll make my thing.

Meeting?

Um, just the grown -ups. Right you are.

Probably want to discuss these things
with your company.

Carry on.

How can he have been living here so long
and we never knew? What are we going to

do with him?

It's not like we can hand him over to
social services.

No. Just dance once.

Piss right off.

You're dead good with kids. You're
always talking about your brothers.

Yeah, but little Lord Fauntleroy there
is not one of my little brothers.

Seriously?

Are we playing this again?

Blankie.

Blankie.

There we are.

Is that better?

We don't want you getting poorly now, do
we? He's been dead for 100 years. How

much more poorly can he get?

No, that is a classic, I want the day
off school cough. I've heard it a

times. Thank you.

You've been so very kind.

And if I don't make it, please, don't
forget me.

You know, Becky used to look up symptoms
online all the time, except he could

never be bothered looking up the
diagnosis.

There was this one time...

He said he couldn't go to school because
he'd just started the menopause.

Oh, you two are so getting a slap.

Isn't this nice?

Just the two of us. Right, you.

Listen up, okay?

You might be able to pull the wool over
their eyes, but they're men and they're

idiots. I, however, have seen this all
before. So come on, get up.

So what do you want to do then?

Play some football, climb some trees.

What kind of low -born ruffian are you
taking me for?

TV it is.

Oh, nice of you to pop by. Nice of you
to join us.

Sorry, Betsy, we were called away to
deal with a domestic emergency.

No.

See, what you're doing, it's very noble
of you to try to take the bullet, but

I've got the smoking gun.

Sorry, I'm on the security camera,
sauntering up, bold as brass, on his

Not good enough, Thomas.

You need to pull your socks up.

Come on, that's funny.

I've got to admit, Tom... Of course.

You must have been worried sick.

As I said, he'd find just a little
disorientation.

Yeah.

A friendly face would help, no?

X.

The car should be with you any minute.

His sister's on her way.

I'll prepare our guest.

What's the problem?

How are we feeling today?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, great, great,
great. Yeah, yeah, I need to, um, I need

to feed.

That needs to happen, uh, real blooming
soon.

I need to, uh, we need to look into
that.

It has to be aggressive.

Oh, it is, Mr. Crammer, as we speak. But
first, the other day when we met, do

you remember what I said?

I've given you an idea.

You had a job for me, and it was a
really special job. That's right, a very

special job. A job that demands skill
and delicacy. Oh, I can do that. I can

delicate. I can be so bloody delicate.

Indeed.

That'll be all over.

And do you remember what you said?

Yes.

Remind me.

You said that you were the world's worst
nightmare.

The victim who gets superpowers. I
thought at the time, goodness, what a

striking image.

Well, your hour approaches, Mr. Crumb.

What's that you're doing?

I'm disinfecting the keyboard with pure
alcohol and a cotton bud.

I never think of doing that.

I'm never going to win this competition,
am I?

This isn't part of the competition.
Doesn't everyone do this? I know Patsy

prefers you, but I thought if I worked
hard, then maybe I could change her

It's just a silly competition, Tom.

Why don't we both opt out? I'm really
not that bothered about it. Well, I am.

Like Patsy said, imagine having employee
of the month written on your TV.

Imagine having a TV.

Not a TV.

I'll type you up a TV as soon as I'm
done disinfecting the keyboard. I just

wanted to better myself, broaden me
horizons, and this was the chance here.

was going to be it.

But what if I withdrew from the
competition? Perhaps without me

Patsy, she'll be able to see your
potential. No, people should win things

because they're good, not because
everyone else is more rubbish.

Welcome to democracy.

We are having a party!

What's all this thing made of?

Don't you like a party? Who doesn't like
a party? Everybody likes a party. It's

the fucking law.

Well, we were rather looking forward to
a quiet evening and some supper.

We've been working all day.

Oh.

And you think this isn't work?

I have been stuck all day on my own with
a bloody trial. You try it. One day. I

will go to the hotel and you can stay
right here one day. Let's go.

Everyone deserves to have a fuss made of
them in the little.

Okay, then. Okay, well, then. Agreed.

Tonight, we're all going to party like
it's 1899. You're not

yaying, Hal?

Yay.

I

don't

want to play this with you.

We should play party games.

Pass the slipper! Pass the slipper!
Right, who's third?

Innie, minnie, minnie, moe, pat, tendy,
moe.

All right, then. I'll go first.

Again, again, again! I think that's
enough excitement for one night all

Because you keep losing.

No, only because you're a little cheap.

How dare you, you great baggage!

Yeah, whatever, Niles.

Never have I met a lady like lady.

conjugate Latin verb and your magical
singing is the part at best.

Right, that's it.

Naughty set for you.

Come on.

What's going on?

I've had enough. He's a freak.

He can't play football. He thinks TV is
vulgar and do not even get me started

on...

You should do what she says, Oliver.

Oh, my God. Dead Victorian cancer is so
annoying.

You don't think you're being a bit hard
on him?

Who are you talking to?

No one.

I'm talking to myself.

Why don't you answer yourself back?

Just leave me alone.

Oliver, what's going on?

So,

what's the mission? What's the SP?

That's for you to decide.

It's all about instinct.

Reading the room.

Gaging the situation, making a judgment
call. Making the situation, reading the

instincts. I get you, I get you.

Alan, are the CCTV cameras all working?
We want to record your triumphs.

Yes, sir, but could I have a word?

And afterwards, you'll feed me. I give
you my word, you'll be fed.

Do we get to badge?

I'm sorry.

What? It's if I'm working for you, then.

We don't really do bad tunes.

I mean, it's undercover work, and Badge
would rather give the game away.

That makes total sense.

You're smart. You're very smart.

Instead, you get this pen.

This very special pen.

Does it shoot poison gas?

Or pellets?

Or poison gas pellets? No.

It's essentially a pen.

But only our top people get one of
these.

Like a talisman.

Like when you defeat the Obsidian King
on Flaming Orc.

Flaming Orc. The role -playing game. You
must have heard of it. Won the Golden

Joystick Award.

Sorry, my work takes up so much of my
time.

Well, there's this end of Dungeon Bot,
and you have to beat him, and he drops

the talisman, and it boosts everything,
all your powers. You become invincible!

Then this... Pen, Mr. Crumb, is your
talisman, and your destiny lies beyond

door.

Sorry, I need to speak to you.

God, thank Alan. What is it?

She's brought her daughter.

Must be resolute. We must think of the
greater

good.

I need your help.

What's up?

We told you about this ridiculous
employee of the month thing.

Well, it turns out Tom's got his heart
set on it.

At first I didn't realise just how much
it means to him.

But if he's going to stand a chance of
winning, it's not enough for him to be

good at the job.

I have to be bad.

The problem is I've never been bad at
anything in my life, so I was wondering

you could help me.

Oh.

Oh, what, because I'm the leading expert
at fucking things up?

Oh, that's lovely.

Yeah, that's really nice.

Can you hug me?

Yes.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.

Well, for starters, look how you're sat.

It's like you've got a poker stuck up
your bum.

Slouch.

Slouch? Yeah. I can't slouch.

Not with my back.

I have a dancer's back.

Just slide into your seat. Let yourself
go all loosey -goosey.

Okay.

Okay. Put your feet up on that.

I need that.

Can't I have a proper paper?

No.

Now, if a customer comes in, you ignore
them.

They ask you a question, you shrug. They
ask you again, you cut.

Cut. Try and work in an eye roll as
well.

This is barbaric.

Welcome to the British service industry.

Look

at

you.

Conserving your energy in case there's a
rush later. Planning ahead. I love it.

Why would I care if there was a rush
later?

Oh, why, indeed.

It won't faze you.

You lick us into tape.

Shit! Fuck!

That's a hat.

What on earth?

Oh, sorry, Patsy. My colostomy bag.

Runneth over.

And now I don't have poor safety to
help. God rest her soul. Right.

Don't look at me.

I'm not doing it.

Of course not. The very idea.

Captain Hatch needs a hand getting
cleaned up in his toilet area.

I'm sure you can manage that.

Yeah, of course, it'd be a pleasure. A
bit more suited to your skill set.

OK, like that.

OK.

What in the name of little BBC's are you
doing?

It's part of my routine.

Just because one is dead doesn't mean
one still stands to drop.

Would you mind turning around?

I'm going to get out now.

So if you lived here, then how come you
don't sound Welsh?

I was born in England, but you must
know.

We only moved because of Father's work.

What did he do?

He was a magistrate.

Why? All of you use questions.

Just want to get to know you.

How you lived.

How you died.

How I died?

Great idea. Let's start with that one.

So how did you die?

That's a very personal question. You
said that you were hiding from the men

sticks and rope.

What do they want with you?

They want every ghost who hasn't passed
over properly.

You've not come looking for me?

So you must be special.

Now why is that then?

If I tell you, you'll hate me.

I'm not going to hate you.

What is it?

What are you hating?

Oliver!

I did a terrible thing.

I killed my brother.

How's it going, then, your little
competition?

Oh, you heard about that?

It's going all right.

I think Patsy's finally started to
notice me.

See what I'm capable of? Yeah, cleaning
up shit.

You know, he refused to do it.

The other fella, Lardy Dargana Graham,
said it was beneath him, and Patsy had a

right old laugh about it.

Oh, well, he's lost.

It's going to be another chance to
impress Patsy. You know what he is? A

Excuse my French.

I've seen him flutter in his eyelashes
at her opening door for her giggling

a tit.

That's playing dirty in my book.

Nah, it's a healthy competition, that's
all.

Worked with a man like that once.

Swore blindly he was my best mate. Next
thing, bastards stab me in the back.

Cast me out without a buyer leave.

No, he knows how much this means to me.
He won't cheat.

Yeah, but what does it mean to him?

See, this isn't about some pissy little
competition. This is about status quo.

Men like him need a hierarchy.

Him on top, us underneath.

And he'll do anything to protect it.

He had rickets.

He needed metal calipers to help him
walk.

Everyone made such a fuss of him.

He never had any time for me.

Yeah, I think I can relate to that.

So what happened?

We were playing hide and seek.

There was an old water tank in the
cellar.

A cop off washing clothes.

He must have climbed in there.

Where's the caliper?

I was the one who found him.

God, Oliver.

Everyone blamed me.

They didn't say a word.

But I could hear them whispering.

I couldn't bear it.

I had to wrap poison.

See?

I told you you'd hate me.

Of course I don't hate you.

I know what it's like to lose someone.

When I was 17, my mum walked out on me.

My dad couldn't cope, so all of a sudden
I was a grown -up.

I had to look after all my little
brothers.

What choice did I have?

Do you miss them?

Oh, God, yeah.

Every single day.

I'm fine for as long as I don't think
about it.

What happened to Albert Oliver wasn't
your fault.

This is what happened to me, wasn't
mine.

Do you really believe that?

Neither of us asked for this.

We've both had to pay the biggest price
imaginable for things that we can't even

control.

But what's done is done and we have to
look forward now or else eternity is

going to seem like a very long time.

So, what do you say we go out and we
have some fun?

Was you ever in the military?

Uh, briefly.

Long time ago.

I knew it.

As soon as I clapped eyes on you, I said
to myself, there's a military man,

something in your bearing.

You're a cut above the rest of this
show.

I don't like to discuss my past.

You see, that breaks my heart.

That says to me that you're ashamed.

That of what?

Because you know the proper words for
something? Because you went out and got

yourself an education. No, no, no.

That said to me that they've won.

Well, sometimes it's easier to hide
one's light under a bushel.

Time was, people liked knowing their
place.

Made them feel secure, but now
everyone's got to be top dog.

It's no wonder we're in the mess we're
in.

People like things to be a little more
meritocratic these days.

Yeah, see, that's exactly what I'm
talking about.

Meritocratic. Perfect.

Beautiful, that is.

That's music.

Meritocratic.

Why on earth would anyone be ashamed of
that?

You're very... congenial.

Congenial. I love it.

My dear.

My mum.

Very hush -hush about where I've been
and things I've done. People judge.

All I'm saying is you're better than a
lot of them.

And they used to be a blessing.

The

woman

is the perpetrator's sister.

The girl, her daughter.

And where's he?

Type twos cannot be seen on cameras, so
he'll be... Yes, that must be him,

there. They can't be seen on cameras.

I could have done with that on Newsman.
Clearly, there was enormous emotional

attachment between the perpetrator and
his victim, yet, when the beast took

over. And as I said, these deaths, these
civilian deaths, are just as a result

of my department's powers being scaled
back. When we close, the consequences

could be catastrophic. And I appreciate
your concern, but...

Two deaths are nowhere near enough to
warrant a U -turn.

Look, I'm sure the special... For
Christ's sake, Alistair!

Special Branch haven't got a clue!

After everything I've done, I can't
just... After all I've sacrificed!

Oh, for God's sake, grow up!

You think you're the only one losing
funding?

Losing a job?

I have to oversee this. I have to
implement it. And if I don't, I lose my

And that, my friend, is not an option.

Wow! This is nice.

This is nice.

I used to stay in places like this when
I was a kid.

Me and my mum and my sister.

Oh, sister, there's a sore point.

Hello.

Wasn't Brooks supposed to be taking care
of you? Yeah, yeah, no.

Yeah, I was, but that's sort of finished
now.

I got a bit confused.

This is really my...

Not just of doing more bad things, but
of not caring.

And the last bit of me, the last crumb
of crumb.

He wants you to stop it.

To save him.

Listen, listen.

Stay away.

Because I will kill you.

There is so much more at stake than you.
You are nothing to me now. You are

sediment. You are detritus. You are
regret and disgust. And nothing more.

Stay away.

I have killed.

And children should just think how easy
it will be to kill you.

Well, that's something we have in
common, then.

Stay away.

No more warning.

Bravo. Bravo, Hal.

That's the spirit.

Keeping out the riffraff.

I hope you're taking notes, Thomas.

What the hell is this?

What?

This is a good spoon.

This is a dessert spoon. This goes here.

And this goes here.

And soup?

Afternoon tea? Come on, Tom, keep up.
Well, one is correct, and the other is

work of an imbecile.

Do I have to do everything?

On top of all the other bullshit I have
to do, but now I've got to mop up after

you.

What is this allergy you have to do in
things right?

You tell him, Al. Keep him on his toes.

Go away!

Hey,

manor, mister.

There's nothing you won't do to beat me,
is there?

But it doesn't matter how far you are at
Patsy's bum, I'm going to win this

competition. If only you could.

I've been trying to throw the bloody
thing all day, but no matter how shit I

to be, you'll find a way of being
shitter.

What's your secret?

No, really. I'm dying to know.

Triple pick.

Surprise me.

You're working on a little company.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Did we scare you?

What's wrong with him?

Nothing a silver bullet wouldn't cure.

You really think you're all it, don't
you?

It's my all it.

You mean a competent adult, capable of
making independent decisions based on

intuition and logic?

Then yes, I do.

Well, the joke's on you then, isn't it?
Because by all it, I meant a git with a

big weird face.

Is this about the stupid bloody
competition? You're stupid.

Table 70 and scones, that.

I've got it. I can do it, honestly.

I had it, so I've still got it.

Fine.

Here, madam. Milk first.

What? Milk first, then tea.

That way you don't risk damaging the
china. Yeah, but if you pour the tea

then you can decide how much more you
want after, can't you? I'm sorry about

him. He's new and an idiot.

You're the boss.

You're the boss.

Oh! Oh!

Whoopsie.

What?

I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I do
apologise.

Clean this up.

And then report to me.

The pair of you.

I want to go home.

Yeah, good call.

We'll see you guys back at the house.

That was brilliant. Did you see the work
on healthy?

What's up?

I thought you were having a good time.

There's something I need to tell you.

About why I'm here.

What is it?

I'm sorry, Anna.

What's going on?

We need to get out of here.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go.

What's wrong?

I can't rent a boat.

Right, it's okay.

We're just going to have to do this deal
fast this way, all right?

Who are you?

Come on, show yourselves. Who are you?

No, Oliver, Oliver.

It's all right, okay? There's nothing
there. Listen, it's just a test.

See?

No, Oliver, listen to me. It's okay.

See?

I'll look after you.

Whatever happens, I promise you, okay?

I just want to play.

Please, Oliver.

I've been looking for you everywhere.

Why do you keep running away from me?
Open the door. What?

Oliver, you can't keep hiding.

You have to talk to him. You have to
face him.

I can't. Oliver, you didn't do anything
wrong, okay? It wasn't your fault.

I wanted him dead.

I wished he was gone and that he died.

Oliver, I wished that my brothers were
gone all the time.

I never meant it, though, and neither
did you.

It was a terrible accident and you
didn't do anything wrong, but you have

go of this.

I didn't make it happen.

I think that's what Albert's been trying
to tell you all this time.

Maybe that's why he's been looking for
you.

Come on.

Sorry, Albert.

I'm sorry.

Go with him.

It's not going to happen.

One of you is coming with us.

Well, take me.

You would take his place in hell.

He's just a kid.

Thanks. No.

No, I... I promised you that I would
look after you, okay?

This is just what big sisters do.

Right. Now, when Hal and Tom get back,
tell them exactly what happened.

Tell them that this was my choice, okay?

Have you got that?

Okay, let's do this.

This is what they wanted.

It was a trap. The whole thing was a
trap.

That's why they sent me here.

So,

you want to play with us?

Somebody needs you.

I can't just leave you.

Robert, just go.

You're free.

You're... too late. The end.

I know all too well how it happened, Al.

Him. The Bengali, the arch -manipulator.

Oh, he may look like someone's pulled a
monkey from a tree and shaved it, but

that's how he drags people into his
theatre of life.

You've met Tom, haven't you? I mean,
you've spoken to him. Oh, she's right.

I knew as soon as I'd seen this place
that I wouldn't fit in.

Who was I kidding?

You left me no choice, Tom.

Pack up your things and get out of here.

No.

Look, Patsy, don't you think... I've
made my decision.

This whole experience has been
incredibly stressful.

So, Hal, if you wanted to give me a
background, that would be fine.

Now, you listen to me.

If you want this place to be a success,
then Tom McNair is exactly the sort of

employee you need.

The problem with you, Patsy, is that you
are an inveterate snob.

You'd rather reward someone who is well
-spoken and disinterested than someone

who is a little...

Rough around the edges, but utterly
committed.

But that is not an environment I wish to
work in.

So if he goes, I go.

Roush, do you think not all of us have
got a job?

I think the phrase you're looking for
is, thank you.

He's gone.

Mr. Crump.

Sent you to find me, did he?

No.

I'm not part of that world anymore.

I'd run along if I were you.

I haven't had my tea.

That's why I wanted to see you, Mr.
Crump.

My work with the department has
compromised me.

I've got very little humanity left to
lose now.

I want you to recruit me.

This is another trick.

I would never lie to a player flaming
orc.

You are a fellow traveller?

I have been known to drink a flagon of
mead at Kedroth's tavern.

No. The agents of the Spider King have
many disguises, and they riddle most

prettily. Your caution does you credit.

Imagine you're in the Citadel.

Before you, the Diamond Dragon.

What do you do?

Why, use the Invisibility Hex, of
course.

What? Against the Diamond Dragon?

Oh, no, I'm thinking the Crystal Dragon.

Oh, my God!

You must think I'm a right noob!

Ha!

You close your eyes.

Put your face in a flaming orc.

And roll the dice.

She's not coming home tonight.

She says that she's left forever.

And you're staying in the house.

She's going to live forever.

Time is nothing but a lie If he's not
coming home tonight

Time to say goodbye.

Of course you may.

It's all we expected.

Not to you, you idiot. To them.

To this.

Really?

They've started rebuilding their world.

The distance gets greater and greater.
They're just going to get stronger and

stronger.

I thought I happened to be, like, slowly
dying again.

I've got to move on as much as I can.

Come on.

One

thing

I don't understand.

Okay, I get the fact that the men with
sticks and ropes were after me, because

that's just what they do. They go after
ghosts that haven't moved on, but... I

thought they couldn't cross into this
plane. They can't.

Not in their true form.

They managed it somehow.

There was something else as well. Before
they left, he said... He will rise.

What does that mean? He will rise?

It's as if something's changing.

As if the barriers between the worlds
are becoming weaker.

That's not good, is it?

No.

It's very not good.

Hello.

It's Patsy.

I'm just phoning to say, maybe you were
right, Hal.

Perhaps I was a little hasty.

And was short -staffed, as it is.

Let's let bygones be bygones.

I'll expect you both in at the usual
time.

You made the right decision.

It's going to be all hands on deck.

Because, um... Come here, sweetheart.

Your blood pressure's about to go
through the roof.

But that's modern living for you.

Distress.

Oh, you've got something on your rump.

Do you need a tissue?

I've got one somewhere.

Oh, sorry.

This one's a bit snotty.

There, this one's not too bad.

Oh, now you've got something on your
face.

Oh.

Best part of this century I've waited
for this.

Stuck in this chair.

In this body.

And now here they are.

A vampire and a werewolf.

Under the same roof.

You hear someone smuggled in a fire in a
cake.

All I have to do is stir them off of it.

Wait for the power to rise and carry me
out of here in a great wave.

Trinity, though.

Don't like that.

The ghost will have to go.

I sent some of my boys around, but she's
a stubborn bit of gristle.

I'll think of something.

I'm getting stronger every day.

And when the time is right, I will rise.

And then... I'm going to drain the world
dry.

I'm going to lap up every drop of...
Hope and love and feel it run down my

I'm going to turn men into beasts and
ruin their women and spit poison into

their children. I'm going to scorch the
earth with proper Old Testament despair

and teach them that the gods are there
to be feared and everything you love

die and everything you're scared of will
come true.

You're a right old state.

You need to freshen up, my love.

Why don't you go take a dip in the sea?

Now, it's been a while, so I might be a
wee bit rusty.

Still got it.

This is brilliant.

Now I've got all the time in the world
to really focus on my music.

Just like falling off a log.

Certainly sounds like it. What?

Lovely. It's beautiful.

Time to dust off that bikini and hit the
beach. And Larry Kreidler will see you

there.

Yeah, there's a new player in town.

He's got the skills and the looks and
the motivation.

Lady Mary, allow me to introduce Alex.

I don't have a family. I don't have any
hobbies. The job was my life.