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Okay, okay, that's enough of that.

Hello, loyal viewers.

Like me, you probably never thought this
day would come.

I see some old friends. I see new
friends. I see friends who frankly

some pants on and venture outside
occasionally.

Seriously, get some sun.

But for those who are just joining us,
here's a little something to catch you

in the form of my incredibly exciting
superhero origin story.

Metrocity, a city full of danger.

And only Metro Man was strong enough to
defend it from evil.

Until I totally kicked his butt.

That's me, Megamind, incredibly handsome
criminal genius.

And master of all villainy.

But without a hero to fight, I felt
lonely.

So I created a new superhero to play
with named Titan.

Unfortunately, he was a worse villain
than I ever was.

But then I realized my destiny was not
to be a supervillain, but a superhero.

I defeated Titan.

And saved the day!

I became Megamind, Defender of
Matrocity!

But little did I know, my greatest
challenge was yet to come.

You're in my personal space, bro.

Oh, well, excuse me for swimming.

I don't think that was a sincere
apology.

It's not. Both of you clam up.

We got work to do.

Go fish.

Here goes.

Yeah, it is.

Catch of the day.

Oh, this little baby's gonna be worth a
fortune in the blackface market.

Ha ha ha!

You... Think with all the time you guys
spend swimming in shuls, you'd be

smarter. Megamind!

I knew it was only a matter of time
before the Go Fish gang tried to steal

diamond -encrusted toy on loan from the
Beijing Water Palace.

It's something the old evil me would
have done way back in the day.

Sir, way back in the day was just two
days ago.

That's all?

Time certainly drags when you're a good
guy.

Minion, how could you possibly serve a
bad guy who's turned hero?

Quick correction there.

Due to a cease and desist order from
popular fast food chain, Mr. Minion's

Meatsicles, I can no longer call myself
Minion. So, Megamind gave me a new name.

Old Chum. It means old friend.

Yeah? Well, Chum also means something
else.

Sharkbait!

Wait, Chum means sharkbait?

Why, yes. Sharks love bait.

It's a term of endearment.

Aww.

But we're both about to be shark bait.

Not for long.

Huh.

Apex predators are a whole lot cuter
when you can put them in your pocket.

They're getting away, sir!

BrainBot 227, launch order prison.

What's going on here? Not out of hold
you until we can transfer you to your

fishbowls. In jail.

Chum, this is beyond embarrassing.

Sorry, sir.

Hey, Megamind, your gadgets are like the
Titanic. A total disaster.

How dare you? The Titanic was a delight
for most of the journey. After them!

But as heroes, you guys are all wet.

Let's finish them off.

Come, shoot me.

You read my mind, chum.

Crime.

It's a hard halibut to break.

Chum, make a note. No more puns. They're
beneath us.

And tell all your evil friends,
Metrocity has a new defender, and his

Megamind.

Aren't you forgetting another defender,
sir?

Don't think so. You didn't, by chance,
forget about someone who, I don't know,

say, gallantly fought by your side?

Of course. How could I possibly
forgotten?

Chum, my friend.

Yes?

Six brain bots into seven.

That short out was a little
embarrassing.

Remember, I have a superheroic image to
maintain.

Crime continues to plunge since Megamind
saved Metro City from the clutches of

evil. But now villains, many who flew
below Metro Man's radar, are coming out

the woodwork.

So far, our new blue hero seems up to
the task. And while many changes are

in Metro City, the one constant is me,
Roxanne Ritchie, reporting on the

accomplishments of others.

Huh. Honestly, how did that sound?

Like you just realized you've lost all
interest in your job and you're going

through the motions.

Other than that, slam dunk.

And you are?

Keiko Morita, president of Metro City.

Number one streaming online fan club,
Megawatch, covering all things blue and

super heroic in Metro City.

Um, okay.

Have time for a few questions?

What is happening right now?

Roxanne, Richie, you just helped
Megamind save the city from Titan. So

your awesome next step?

Next step?

And are you recording this?

Don't worry, it's great.

Obviously you're too cool to be just on
television.

You're a shark.

You have to keep moving, girl. You gotta
have a side hustle.

You're not wrong.

I don't know.

Reporting is important, but Megamind has
been a hero for only a few days, and

he's already making a big difference in
this city.

Can't help thinking maybe there's a way
I can be doing more, too.

Wait, why am I telling you this? How old
are you again?

You first.

Touché. What you need to do is find the
thing you want to do and go for it. Look

at me.

A few weeks ago, I was a middle schooler
sitting in detention.

Now, I'm streaming a show with a half
million subscribers.

Did you say half million?

That's like ten times my audience, not
counting family and pets.

Gotta go. I want to get a better shot of
the ceremony before it starts. Good

talk, though.

Yeah, good talk.

Half million.

For his ongoing heroic actions as
Metro's defender, I award...

the key to our fair city.

I mean, why not? Right?

Thank you. Thank you. You're very kind.

Chum, be a good assistant and deal with
it for me.

Whoa!

Ahem. I've been getting feedback that
some of my speeches have been running a

little long.

So I cut this one down.

Since the dawn of time, man has been
dealing with

Goose versus King.

Hey, Chum.

How's the new hero gig going?

Everything's changed for him. Me, not so
much.

I know what you mean.

I thought I was more to him.

I thought I was like his sidekick.

But he still just sees me as the minion
who fixes his brain bots and washes his

socks. You know, someone very recently
told me, if you know what you want, go

for it. So tell Megamind you want a
promotion to sidekick.

Oh, it's not a minion's place to... But
you're not a minion. You're more than

that. Maybe you just need to remind him
how valuable you really are.

Speak from the heart.

You're right.

I need to speak from the heart.

And that's why you're all so lucky to
have me as your hero.

Megamind out!

Excuse me.

Megamind, I'm Chico Morita, president of
your fan club.

President? Oh, I have nothing but
respect for those who assume power.

Then you'll love this. I'm also your new
social media manager, streaming content

creator, and image consultant.

Those are a lot of words I don't
understand.

Whoa, is that the disguise generator?

Can I try it? Don't touch that. It's a
highly sophisticated electronic device.

It's cool. My generation was born tech
-savvy. Really? Then I suppose this is

one of those smarty -pants phones with a
calculator built right in.

Okay, wow, that proves you really need
my help. You were threatening the city a

few days ago. Now you're defending it.
People want to know who the new heroic

Megamind is.

I'll help you show them.

You have a lot of energy.

Did you just consume a pound of sugar?

Nope. I'm like this naturally.

Must be exhausting.

I want to be a crime fighter just like
you. You know, part of the team.

Oh, here's the thing. I don't do teams.

I'm more of a solo act. But you're
adorable in a pushy sort of way. So

souvenir.

It's either a paperweight or a flash
grenade. I can't remember which. So

with that.

He'll come around.

Here he comes.

You ready?

Oh, absolutely.

Have the brain bots program an algorithm
for a surefire negotiation speech.

Not what I meant by speaking from the
heart.

Ah, there you are, chum. Let's head back
to the lair. Those socks aren't going

to wash themselves.

Good afternoon.

Do you aspire for success?

I bet you do. Well, insert boss's name
here.

While I humbly appreciate the
opportunities you've given me since

the mission statement of our
organization, I'm confident I could

believe I have made significant
contributions to the new paradigm and

positional advancement befitting my more
than adequate execution of bad

opportunities.

Chum, you're talking gibberish.

Might be time to change your bowl water
again.

What I'm trying to ask... Chum wants a
promotion.

He wants to be your sidekick.

Sidekick? That's a big change.

I don't think you've thought through
this, old friend.

We've got a dynamic here. I'm the hero.
You're the guy who gets to hang out with

the hero.

Now, with that firmly re -established,
let's go get some churros.

Sir, if you don't recognize my
contributions, maybe it's time for me to

other opportunities.

Hmm. Okay.

Well, if you feel that strongly about
it.

Oh.

Okay, then.

If you feel that strongly about me
feeling strongly about it... I feel

about you feeling strongly that I feel
strongly about you feeling strongly.

Okay, we get it. Everyone's feeling
strongly. No, Roxanne. Who am I to clip

chum's wings? I say fly, you magnificent
dove.

Yes, I will fly.

I thank you for all the good times we
had.

We part now on friendly terms.

I'll be a monkey's uncle. He's really
walking away this time.

I don't believe you.

It's just a figure of speech. I'm not
really a monkey's uncle.

I mean, I can't believe you just let him
quit.

Relax. It's a negotiation tactic.

Like the time he went on a hunger strike
because he wanted a pet parakeet. What

did you do then?

I waited him out until he finally gave
in.

Parakeets are poop machines.

Oh, everything is changing so fast.

Sometimes I miss the simplicity of the
bad old days.

I hereby call this meeting of the Doom
Syndicate to order.

First order of business, evil villain
roll call.

Lady Doppler, evil witch of weather,
present.

Pierre Pressure, master of ethnotism and
all -around super bad guy, is also

present. No?

Behemoth, burning hunk of burning rock,
also bring present.

My lover friend, present means one is
here.

Oh, that's okay, behemoth. It's the
thunder couch.

Okay, I think that's just about
everyone.

Aren't you forgetting someone?

The master of nightmares.

The duke of darkness. The broken
nightlight in your cold bedroom.

Sit and tremble as you gaze upon the
frightening sight of... Lord Nighty

That... It's like the least frightening
villain name ever.

Why did you change it from Fright Night?
That was so much better.

What are you talking about? It's night
-night.

It's like a night that's even darker
than a usual night. But I'm an actual

night, which is also super dark.

But is it dark?

On to serious business.

It seems our former leader, Megamind,
just got himself a new gig.

Breaking news.

Megamind gets the key to the city as
Metro City's newest hero. No way.

As leader, I've decided it's time to pay
Megamind a visit.

Say what?

Behemoth leader.

You are not the leader. It is moi. No,
Megamind gave me his darkest blessing.

Raise your hand if you also think
Megamind left you in charge.

I do.

Seriously?

Leaders think we should pay Megamind a
visit. I do.

Fine, it's settled then. I agree, but
there is just one little thing to take

care of first.

Hey, do me glue. No steaming during
lunch.

This was a nice place to lay low for a
while, but we've got some business to

take care of.

Hello, darkness, my old friend.

Whoa!

You'll have problems hitting the alarm
if you are trapped in an invisible box.

Help! I'm trapped in an invisible box!

Ahemis, go grapple.

We'll show ourselves out.

Megamind, here we come.

Ever feel like you're driving to the
same job, drinking the same coffee,

the same outfit almost every day?

Yeah. Have you been wondering if there's
more you could be doing to spice up

your life?

Yeah. We have the answer.

Have a Mr. Minion meat decor.

Protein on the go.

Okay, that really under -delivered.
Roxanne, I'm in great danger!

How are you doing this? Through the
bobblehead of myself I gave to you as a

present. It's a tracking device so I can
look out for you.

I'm flattered by this invasion of my
privacy.

Come to the lair immediately.

My very life may depend on it.

Hang on. I'll be right there.

How dare you defy me, you... What is
happening?

I'll tell you what's happening.

This disrespectful coaster pastry
refuses to toast.

I thought this was a matter of life and
death.

Newsflash, I need food or I'll starve.

Besides, I couldn't reach the pancakes.

Newsflash, toasters need to be plugged
in or they won't work.

Show me what you did, sorceress.

Maybe you should call Chum.

I'm fully capable of taking care of
myself.

One question, how does one go about
taking care of oneself?

The intruder alert.

Thank goodness.

Isn't that bad?

It's chum. He's always setting that off.
Looks like someone couldn't bear to be

without me.

Well, well, look who finally decided to
grow up.

Come on, Megamind. Is that any way to
welcome your old crew?

I mean...

What an unpleasant surprise. My old evil
supervillain team.

You must be so stoked to see us.

Stokes doesn't begin to describe it,
Fright Knife. He now wants to be called

99th Exterior.

Oh, yes. I'm terrified.

See? Megamind gets my darkness. That's
why he left me in charge.

But that's not why we're here.

We heard all about your new job.

You did?

Yeah. You think we were going to let
that go without paying you a visit?

Let him have it, Bohemian.

Guy, can't we just talk?

Congratulations!

What?

Which nobody can deny because he's now
their evil overlord and they're likely

receive an unusually cruel punishment.

Oh, yeah! Woo -hoo!

Imagine, the entire city thinks you are
a hero. When you said lay low in prison

and wait for your signal, we had no idea
it was gonna be this.

Not even I could conjure such an
illusion.

It's dark, it's messed up, and I love
it.

Oh, yeah.

That's the stuff.

You think I'm pretending to be a hero?

Huh? Oh.

And you'd be right, of course. That was
absolutely my intention.

There's no way Megamind could be real
hero.

That would be great betrayal and cause
much anger in Behemoth.

But you're not so Behemoth happy.

Oh. Where is Monsieur Mignon, the robot
poisson that would keep your place so

spun and specky? Oh, chum, he's not here
because, uh, corporate shake -up.

Lots of internal changes.

You know you're not supposed to dry your
metal -spiked capes in the microwave at

the Doom Syndicate.

What's Roxanne Risky doing here?

I assure you there's a completely evil
explanation for this.

We're waiting.

Yeah, so am I.

Roxanne is here at this moment, right
now, before us, because she's agreed.

Yeah? To be my evil bride.

What? They still think I'm evil and only
pretending to be a hero. Play along. Is

this true?

More like too good to be true.

I can't believe you're with her. She got
me.

weather reporting job.

You got yourself fired because you never
got a forecast right. Not to mention

turning evil and throwing lightning at
everybody, Gale.

It's Lady Doppler now.

And you two together.

I don't buy it.

Behemoth disagree.

Behemoth always sees certain romantic
tension between blue man and pretty

Really? Oh, but it's a tract, no? Like
crepes and marmalade.

Can you guys excuse us? Need a quick
word in the kitchen with my not -so

half.

Ow! I'll have you know those have a
warm, fruit -filled center that could

left me horribly disfigured. Why didn't
you tell them the truth?

Tell them I'm really a hero? Are you
crazy?

There's four of them and only one of me.
They'll pound me into a blue pulp,

Roxanne.

They're going to find out eventually.
Oh, and since when were you ever part of

the Doom Syndicate?

Uh... Uh... Oh, founding member,
actually.

I was cutting my evil teeth shortly
after graduating from villain school.

You went to a villain school. I mean,
school.

Really more of a mentorship program.

Unfortunately, my evil professor and I
had a falling out. He kind of went to

pieces, literally.

Oh, I'm learning new things about you.
So I recruited the very best of the

worst.

With me as their handsome leader, the
Doom Syndicate was the premier villain

team.

Man, those were good times.

I mean, they were bad times that were
good when I was bad.

But eventually I realized I didn't like
sharing the spotlight.

So you ditched them.

I told them I was working on an evil
project, and that I'd signal them when I

took over Metrocity, which they think I
have.

Until I can figure out a way to stop
them, we must keep up evil appearances.

No, no, no way!

Come on, Roxanne, please!

No!

Please!

And we're back!

You guys have any schemes? I mean, plans
while you're in town?

No. But this guy does.

I'm not following.

We're here for phase two, silly.

Phase two?

What's a phase two?

Guess your boyfriend doesn't tell you
everything.

Megamind said when he took over Metro
City, we'd all have a place in the next

phase of his evil master plan.

Phase two is such a genius plan.

I cannot wait to get started.

Yeah, that's actually one of the reasons
why I agreed to evil marry him. I love

a good phase two. But remind me again of
what this one is and what havoc it

might wreak.

Would you give us a moment?

Relax, I never even bothered to finish
phase two.

Let's roll.

What's the mad rush, guys? You just got
here. Let's have some fun before jumping

into evil business.

Shrubs for anyone?

I say we break in Megamind City with a
good old -fashioned crime spree. Yeah!

I don't know, guys.

Aren't we all a little above crime
spreeing at this point?

No! Look out, Metro City. Here comes the
darkness.

Let's do this!

Away we go!

What a fun and totally preventable
situation you've created.

Please tell me you have a plan.

You'd better warn the mayor.

Meanwhile, I'll try to keep the Doom
Syndicate from destroying the entire

while thinking of a plan to keep them
from doing my other plan.

Make sense?

Yes, but only in the you're -the -one
-saying -it sort of way.

You should know I'm a people non
-person. I'm a self -starter, but also

the collaborative process.

I'm proficient in robotics,
neuroscience, chemical engineering,

construction, bioengineering, and event
planning.

So anything in those areas.

I'm looking for a toilet scrubber.

That's perfect. Another item off my
bucket list. I won't let you down,

Today's forecast, pretty cool flurries
and a 100 % chance of doom.

That's a thunderstorm, not a snowstorm.

Whatever, Mr.

Nappy -Nap.

Behemoth hungry.

It is just an advertisement, you silly
rock monster.

Huh?

Flatman tricked Behemoth.

Freeze! Police!

You're all under arrest.

Now, officer, wouldn't you rather just
arrest yourself?

I have the right to remain silent.

Anything I say can and will be used
against me in the court of law.

I have the right to talk to a lawyer.
Sorry about all this, officer. We'll

a good chuckle when you snap out of it
in a few hours.

The darkness!

The Bedlam!

The Theon!

I've been on it!

Huh?

I will call you, Mr.

Cuddly Snuggle.

No one must know of our friendship.

Darkness!

Rainbow, Code, fix all the things the
bad guys broke so I'm not legally or

financially responsible.

That handles that.

If only your adoring public knew what we
had in store for everyone!

Yes! Poor them!

Whoa!

They're no joke!

Whoa!

Close one!

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Oh, my followers are going to love that.
And you're much faster than you look.

Maybe it's the boot.

You're going to stop those guys, right?

Eventually. But right now, I'm deep
undercover.

They still think I'm a villain. Cool. Do
you need my help? I'll take the volcano

guy. No, here's what you need to do. Use
your super tween speed to run on home

and watch cartoons.

A bank just waiting to be robbed.

Let's see some of that old Megamind
magic.

Uh, no thanks. I'm good.

Huh? I mean, I'm not good.

It's just important to keep up good
appearances. Remember, they still think

a hero.

What is the point, huh?

Face blue is just around the corner.

Robbing banks was like a ray of dark in
your already pitch black soul.

Oh, come on, please.

Fine, I'll do it.

Even though this sort of bad is beneath
me now.

Oh, it's Megamind.

The hero of Metro City.

Oh, no, please. Your applause really
isn't necessary.

I can't wait to see their faces when
they realize evil Megamind is back.

Their sorrow will be delicious.

Their sorrow will be delicious.

That's what you sound like.

A few days ago, if you'd have come in,
I'd be hiding under my desk.

Such a relief to know you're on the good
side now.

But no need to make a fuss. In fact, why
don't you all go back to treating me

like you did in the battle, Dave?

But that's when you were evil. You kept
robbing us.

That's not why you're here, is it?

I'm sorry. I have to do this.

But why?

Because it's, uh, it's, uh... It's a
safety drill.

Huh? For Mega Watch, half a million
viewers.

We're making this for the kids at home
so they know what to do in case a real

villain comes into the bank. Right,
Megamind?

Yes. I mean, yes.

So let's just pretend it's like the old
days. It'll be fun.

Everyone, let's get those hands in the
air. Come on, get them up.

Oh, I get it. Did I just save your butt?
Feels like I just saved

your butt.

Just need a quick pic of the exact
moment you realized you need me.

I guess he is still a master villain.

Not only is he robbing the place, he's
stopping for selfies.

He hasn't lost a dark and twisted step.

I still think something's off about him.

You are just jealous. The man is a
genius. After all, he left me in charge.

are you talking about?

He put me in charge. He told Behemoth
leaders should go by height and girth.

Stay back!

Stay back, I say!

It certainly was good to work those old
bank robbing muscles again.

Okay, we need you to settle something.

Who did you leave in charge of the Doom
Syndicate?

Uh, isn't it obvious?

I chose the evilest and most qualified
candidates.

Thank you.

Wait, what?

I'm getting calls from all over. People
are saying Megamind's running amok with

a group of villains out there.

He's buying us time until he can figure
out a way to stop them. Mr. Mayor, we

have to trust him. We're still cleaning
up after the last time Megamind saved

the city.

I don't know what to do.

Nobody told me mayoring would be so
hard.

And I can't open my tummy medicine.

Thank you, Christina.

Far be it from me to presume to tell you
what to do, Mr. Mayor.

No, no, please.

Presume away.

I got nothing.

Well, first you need to notify law
enforcement to pull back until Megamind

figure out what to do. Then get a hold
of emergency services and have them

by just in case things go wrong.

Right. Got it.

What did you say after first?

Oh, you wouldn't believe the day I had
them.

They wouldn't understand the new me.

Not like you did, chum.

But I guess that's all in the past.

I'm defender of metrocity now. And I
need to learn to handle these things on

own. But how do I take down four
villains at once?

Maybe I just need to sleep on this.

What is that infernal racket?

What

in

the name of King Tut's cat collection is
going on here?

Since we're launching phase two
tomorrow, we decided to throw a Metro

away party.

I didn't agree to that timeline.

And where did all these people come
from?

Don't worry.

They're all dark and dangerous
criminals.

Oh, no.

I bought some time with the mayor.

What's all that ruckus?

I'm the victim of an impromptu rager.

Just a second, Rotten.

Sir, I'll have you know that is my
special chair. Off now.

Why aren't you using a coaster?

I want everybody out of here.

Don't be the pooper of puppies.

The sign.

We texted some old friends who just
broke out of prison. They should be here

minute. Old friends?

Oh, no.

The goldfish gang just walked in. If
they tell the syndicate I'm really a

and not a villain pretending to be a
hero, this could get ugly quick.

There he is.

Gotta go.

Attention, everyone.

I said attention!

There's something you all should know
about your host.

Brainbot, lay down a thick feet.

Megamind?

Hey, what the?

Wish I didn't have to resort to this.

Stop. Hold on. You all should know
Megamind has had no portal dance

DJ, put another stanky groove in my
pocket.

I'll take Megamind. You two get to that
microphone and warn everybody.

Hey, look out of my way.

Hey,

we got a dance -off over here.

How many cheats can one guy have?

4 ,987, but who's counting?

One down, two to go.

Just talked to little Fedonium.

Blast you, new laws of motion.

Abby!

You have dislodged my memory.

Oh, I'm sorry, Pierre, but that ice cube
got bad.

By the way, do you have a few seconds to
discuss some life -altering changes?

Okay, I'll take your simmering silence
as a yes.

Firstly, my keen eye for detail has
noticed that we only get two customers

day. Eccentric Eddie and his pet
cockroach, Thaddeus.

But what if we had more customers? Now I
know what you're going to say.

Chum, how can I increase my cash flow in
this treacherous economy?

Well, while I was in my office just
now... I came up with a few ideas.

First, I'd recommend giving the place a
good scrubbing. Latest market research

shows people generally don't like
sticking to chairs.

Second, let's face it, the kitchen staff
is horrendous, new sir.

I am the kitchen staff.

Oh, which is a complete and utter waste.

With your radiant personality, you
should be out here with the customers.

the fully automated cooking system I've
designed will allow you to fill this

place with your unique brand of customer
service sunshine.

And finally, I propose a menu change. We
need to specialize. And what's the

one food everybody loves?

Don't regret this news, sir.

Megamind?

What's going on?

This place is a wreck.

Was there some kind of battle?

Just a dance, swan. Can you turn off the
music, please?

What music?

Oh, that can't be good.

Did you make muffins?

Yeah. I'm trying new things.

Why are you mad at my taste buds?

I said I was trying new things.

Ugh, maybe I should use these on the
Doom Syndicate.

Still don't have a plan, huh?

Have you tried just telling them to
leave?

If I tell them to leave, they'll ask
why. And if I tell them why, they'll get

mad. And when villains get mad, they
break things. And the first thing

break is me. And me is one of my
favorite things in the whole wide world.

Well, we have to think of something
before they do whatever this phase two

is. The problem is they're always
together. I have to find a way to take

all out at once.

Last night.

Roxanne's back.

Yippee.

All right, muffins.

Well, now that we've celebrated... Oh,
that's nasty.

Now that we've celebrated Megamind's
triumph, surely it's time for phase two.

Again, my evil hubby has so many amazing
phases, I get confused.

What exactly is phase two?

Okay, phase two is an ingenious plan I
had to launch Matrocity to the moon.

You're joking, right? How would that
even work?

Simple evil genius physics, really.

An energy force field would entrap air
and protect the populace from G -forces

as rockets built beneath the city would
carry it up to and safely land on the

moon. There

we

would establish an entire planet devoted
to evil kind.

Yeah. Imagine all of us living together,
always for eternity, forever

until the last star falls from the
heavens, and beyond that, together.

All of us, just me and my evil friend,
living in infinite darkness.

Why do you have a teddy bear?

Give me back Mr. Cuddly Stuggles!

There, there.

It's gonna be okay.

See? This is why no one thinks you are
scary.

Teddy bears aren't scary.

Yeah. They only eat hikers, idiot.

Getting back to this plan of yours, just
curious because I am super into it. How

would that even work? Just building the
giant rockets under the city would take

years.

Actually, it took six months.

Construction moves pretty fast when you
don't have to worry about silly permits

and union lunch breaks.

One of the advantages of being evil, I
guess.

Excuse us, guys.

I thought you said you never finished
phase two.

Still needs a couple of coats of paint.
Also never totally satisfied with the

decor. Let's get in there and launch
those suckers.

Yeah!

Uh, yeah, that'd be in the launch room.

Password error.

Access denied.

Oh, no. I've forgotten the password.

Okay, Plantspoil, time to go.

Hold it. You forgot the password?

Thought it was my birthday. Guess not.
That's so like me. Can we go now?

Actually, it's not like you. See?

This is what I'm talking about. He's
been acting out of character since we

here.

How dare you imply I have character?

And who said you could use my favorite
mug?

Don't forget, we've been waiting a long
time for your plan here to come to

fruition. I don't think you want to
disappoint your old friend.

Yes, ominous warning noted.

How's this for ominous? Either we launch
by the end of the day, or we level the

city. Got it?

Did you really forget the password?

Of course not. The password is
THX8675309. It'd take an idiot to forget

We can't let them launch the city, and
we can't let them destroy it. You have

do something.

Yes, I've been racking my brilliant mind
to come up with a plan.

Titan was just one villain. This is a
whole syndicate of them.

I can't beat them alone, Roxanne. You
don't have to. You have me, and you have

Chum. You just need to be willing to ask
for his help.

I should have never let him go.

He's been by my side through bad and
good. Never once asking me for anything.

Except for the parakeet. But again,
they're poop machines, Roxanne.

Stay on topic.

You're right.

I need to let Chum know I appreciate
him. Not just as a colleague, but as a

friend.

Chum's working here now?

They called me for a reference.

Used to be a diner, but I don't remember
it being so popular.

Just with the health department.

And cockroaches.

Oh, vile creatures.

I despise them more than button -down
collars.

Okay. Guess I know what not to get you
for your birthday.

Uh, excuse us.

I'll try my best.

Name, please?

Uh, Megamind, Defender of Matrocity. I'm
kind of a big deal.

Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, Mr.

Deal. Your name's not on the reservation
list.

Reservations? For donuts?

We're not here to eat. There's an
emergency.

Let me guess.

A fashion one?

Excuse me?

Ma 'am, you give me no choice but to
assert my dominance upon you.

Roxanne, it's no use.

Clearly this hostess is trained in Krav
Maga. You guys having a little trouble?

How are you always around?

Us girls gotta have our secrets, am I
right?

Seriously, don't know how you guys
survived this long without me.

Think you can do better?

Keiko Morita, Mega Watch.

You could let my friend in, or I could
post a scathing review to my many

followers mentioning the restaurant's
cockroach infestation.

Nice try, but we don't have a cockroach
infestation.

Ew, she's touching it!

Keiko's hand modeling career is over
before it even started.

He's harmless. Just needed the
distraction.

Thanks, Accenture Kitty. I owe you one.

Don't mention it, kid.

I remember when this place used to be
cool.

I don't approve of your methods, but
you're starting to grow on me. Like a

pleasant fungus.

Wow.

They really cleaned this place up.

Then he said, crime.

It's a hard halibut to break.

Previous sir.

What are you doing here?

Oh, chum, what are the odds? Us running
into each other at my favorite eatery

that I've just walked into for the first
time.

But I'm not really here for donuts.

Oh, but you try one, sir.

Chum, I came here to... Oh, my stars,
it's like a jamboree in my mouth.

But I came here to tell you something
that's not easy for me to say.

I want you to know I've always really
appreciated... Chum, good buddy!

Oh, new sir, this is my old boss,
previous sir.

Pleasure to meet you.

I go by Mr.

Donut now. It was Chum's idea, and he's
told me some pretty great things about

you.

Guilty as charged, though a few were
just indictment.

Oh, wow.

It looks like he's getting along rather
well without me.

Chum is a dream come true.

Business is booming. Check this out.

Not only has he fully automated the
kitchen,

But he also came up with the recipe for
my secret glaze.

Mmm. Mmm.

Listen to me, kid. I know I was a bit of
a grouch when you started.

You? No, sir, no!

No, no, no, it's true. But I want you to
know I appreciate everything you've

done for me as a colleague.

But more importantly, as a friend.

Oh.

So... I got you something.

Your filthy unwashed apron?

But you cherish this.

And now it's your filthy unwashed apron.

Wow.

You were about to tell me something
previous, sir?

Yes. I wanted you to know that I'm too
late.

It's clear this is where you belong now.

Just know, letting you go is the biggest
regret of my soon -to -be short life.

Previous sir, are you in some kind of
trouble?

It's not your concern anymore.

Besides, it's nothing I can't not handle
on my own.

Goodbye, old friend.

Just do me one favor.

Be happy.

Where's Tom?

He's where he truly belongs now.

I can't put this off any longer. I have
to stop the Doom Syndicate myself, even

if it most certainly leads to my demise.

Car!

What are you gonna do?

Hopefully come up with a really good
idea.

That's all I got.

Listen, you don't have to do this alone.

I'm the defender of Matrocity, Roxanne.
If I don't look out for this place, who

will?

But who's going to look out for him?

Hello.

And where have you been?

Oh, just reminiscing about days gone by,
fragmented memories of the way we were.

What's he talking about?

Behemoths get the picture.

Picture? That's a really good idea. I
was looking for a behemoth. Since this

our last night on Earth, we should
really get a picture of all of us,

BrainBot227.

Everybody squeeze in tight.

Come on, don't be shy.

I really want to capture this moment.

Don't you want to be in it? Maybe the
next one. Come on. Let's get some

on those faces.

On a count of three, everyone say Port
-A -Prison.

Three, two, one.

Port -A -Prison.

And boom goes your days of freedom.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

What's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on, you guys.

Prison uniform!

If this is a joke, it's not funny. Not
for you. But I'll be laughing your whole

way back to prison.

Our patience is wearing thin.

You know what's gonna make you thin?

Prison food.

I could do these all day, so let's just
cut to the chase.

I'm really a good guy.

A champion of justice.

A hero!

No! You watch your language in front of
behemoths. I have been noticing Megamind

acting strange lately.

And not in a good, dark way.

Whiff! Idiot! I've been saying that the
entire time!

If Megamind really hero, why he not be
honest and tell old evil friends?

Because you'd all destroy me. That's why
you're locked safely in a...

Malfunctioning fortifications?

Man,

I really got you guys.

It's a prank, bros. Now, who's hungry?

Oh, if it was a prank, then why are you
sweating?

Sweating? Who's sweating?

Blast, you sweat bead. Don't do this to
me. Go far from whence you came.

Attention, everyone!

Megamind really is a hero! He's not
pretending!

Then how did we get here?

Nice of you to pop in.

Megamind's ours, but feel free to let
go.

Get him!

Everything hurts!

Time to pay 99!

Hey guys, in the proper context, that
name is frightening.

And where do you think you're going?

With its hero dead, Metro City belongs
to us now.

But maybe it's time we relocated to a
better neighborhood.

Mongolia. The moon, behemoth. I'm
talking about the moon.

Special chair.

I've... I failed you.

I failed everyone.

Take a right here.

Megamind's closed.

How do you know that?

The fan club pin I gave him had the
tracker in it.

That's pretty devious.

You are his number one fan.

This is kind of a sketchy neighborhood.

Megamind.

Never heard of him.

We've been looking for you all over the
city.

Wait, what's with the fake beard?

You look like a sad blue wizard.

Obviously I'm hiding. The city belongs
to the Doom Syndicate now.

Oh, here, I have one for you too. We can
be beard buddies.

I don't want to be beard buddies. I want
you to get off your butt and save the

city. You're the only one who can.

Look, that's a nice sentiment, but I've
made a new life here.

Yeah, the piles of trash really tie the
alley together.

Thank you, Madam President.

Wait, how did you two find me anyway?

Us girls gotta have our secrets.

Well, that's adorable, but there's no
point. I gave the hero thing a shot.

I can't protect this city.

I failed.

You didn't fail me.

What do you mean?

When I first moved to Metro City with my
mom, I got teased a lot.

My name, the way I dress, the way I just
say whatever's on my mind.

I think being an outsider, people just
assumed I was a bad kid.

I started being what they expected of
me. Getting into fights, skipping class.

But then you stopped Titan.

It showed me maybe I don't have to live
up to others' expectations.

I just have to live up to my own.

If a bad guy can become a hero...

Maybe so can a bad kid.

Must be disappointing to see your hero
such a fraidy cat.

No, shows you're smart. Because you have
zero chance of defeating the Doom

Syndicate on your own.

I thought you were my biggest fan.

I am, but I'm also a realist.

I'm both comforted and confused by this
pep talk.

Look, putting aside your silly pride and
admitting you need help is not weak.

I think you'll find a true friend is
with you no matter what.

You guys continue your gooey moment. I'm
going to go watch our sick.

This is a big no matter what.

You get our back.

We'll get yours.

Okay, but I've got to find Chum. I'm
going to tell him I took him for

He's more than a lackey to me. He's a
partner, a friend, and I'm going to ask

for his help.

You don't need to ask.

Chum? What are you doing here?

My work is done with Mr. Donut. But,
sir, my work is never done with you.

constant state of chaos makes me feel as
though I'm always needed.

You are, old chum. You are.

After all, what's a hero without his
sidekick?

Sidekick? Really, sir?

I can't tell you how long I've waited
for this.

Diplomacy!

So sorry, chum. I didn't know it was
you.

Big fan, by the way.

Wonderful to meet you.

Darkness compels you to hit it harder.

Behemoth is hitting it harder.

Oh, how long is this going to take?

This titanium plating is a formidable
foe to our powers, but eventually we'll

yield to the darkness as all things do.

In non -goth speak, please.

About an hour if we don't break for
snacks.

By my calculations, they should be able
to break through the security door

within the hour, if they don't break for
snacks. We need to draw the Doom

Syndicate away from those launch
controls.

A distraction.

Something they hate with so much
passion, it overrides their evil

But what?

Right! With all the excitement, I forgot
they want me dead.

What luck!

There is a second entrance to the
control room. The air vent.

Can someone get in through there?

Unfortunately, we made sure every inch
of our lair's air conditioning system

protected by the very latest in evil
weaponry. Chum and I prepared for every

possible scenario.

Except you having to get back in
yourself.

Touche. It's touche. But we're not our
old selves anymore.

We're better. We're heroes now.

And I know the new good -uses can
outthink the old bad -uses. I can get

that air vent, sir. You can depend on
me.

I have no doubt I can.

That leaves you and me to keep the bad
guys busy.

But how are we going to do that when
they have all your toys?

They're half -wit. We're full -wit. I'm
sure we can think of something if we all

put our heads together.

Huh. We're one head short.

Keiko, get in here.

Seriously? Thought you wanted to be a
member of the team.

Uh, yeah.

But just so I have this on the record,
you and I have a deal. I help you, you

train me to be a crime fighter. You help
me, I'll train you to be a crime

fighter. You have my word.

Which is something I apparently have to
keep now.

Time to kick some doom syndicate booty.

Spoken like a true defender of Metro
City.

This city doesn't need a defender. It
needs defenders.

But first, we're going to want to make a
supply run.

I know where we can go.

Welcome to Everything City.

500 ,000 square feet with over 500
locations in all 50 states.

Just like the commercial says, if the
thing you're looking for is not at

Everything City, it's not a thing.

Chum, set a course for saving.

Welcome to Everything City.

We've got less than an hour to stop the
Doom Syndicate, so stick to the list.

We're not here to brow.

Ha -ha!

Everything's itty -witty like a cake. We
don't have it.

It's not a thing. No thermal lasers. No
giant robot suit. No polarity reverser.

Oh, no tear clippers. Crisis averted.

Sit back, John.

Just waiting, boy.

Everything's itty -witty like a cake.

That's just about everything.

Now just name tennis balls.

All of them.

Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for a
parakeet. It's a gift of appreciation

friend. Oh, I've got just the one, sir.
I give you Mephistopheles,

the parakeet of the gods.

Ah.

Oh, absolutely not.

Um, how will you be paying today?

Set the creme brulee.

We'll put it on my card.

Oh, right.

Paying for things.

Whoever came up with that scheme is a
real evil genius.

The darkness fades to light, and I have
failed to breach the entrance.

I have failed.

I have failed!

Good news, everyone.

We're in.

It's about time.

Say what you will about Megamind, but
he's always made things user -friendly.

Whoa, not so fast.

Who said you could press it?

I'm the leader. Are we really gonna keep
arguing this point?

We are.

We gotta figure this out if we're gonna
live on the dark side of the moon

together. Oh, no.

Let me guess.

Leadership squabble?

Zombie Megamind.

Obviously he's not dead rocks for
brains.

But he is just in time to see us
complete the job he wasn't evil enough

finish.

Launch sequence initiated.

Five minutes to ignition.

Perfect amount of time to bring you port
adjusted and still be able to microwave

some puppet corn.

You really think you can go toe -to -toe
with us alone?

Whoopsie, not alone.

You lose.

It's Megamind's evil pride!

Not evil! Not a bride. That was an act
we decided on. Together, sort of. But

obviously there is some romantic tension
between you two, no?

It's complicated.

Guys, do I have to villain -plain
everything to you? They're obviously

stop the lunch.

Get them!

Chum, Code, they're coming out.

Got it, sir.

No hair clippers, huh?

They're industrial grade.

Code, I'm going in.

Code, good luck. And Code, try not to
get zapped.

Okay, just gotta press the button and
stop the launch. No need for alarm.

Be alarmed. Someone's breaking into the
lair.

Oh, right. That's me.

Why did we have to be so thorough?

Hey,

where'd they go?

What the... Now the ball is in our
court.

Get it? Not bad, though I would have
gone with...

moving around. I can't get a clean shot.

Tiny stings hurt, baby.

Stand still, you giant baby.

Playtime's over.

Not sure we're going to beat these guys
with sporting equipment.

We just need to buy Chum time.

And if I know my ingenious little robot
fish monkey, he should be cleverly

slipping through the lair's defenses
right about now.

Relax, you got this. Safe jump, safe.

No!

I'm going to miss that party. It was my
second favorite.

Just have to hurry before I dry out.

Trouble you guys for a tank of
dechlorinated water?

Preparing city to launch.

In practice, I'm horrifying.

And the hits keep on coming.

We'll buy more time if we split up.

Help! Out of my way! What are we
supposed to do?

What's your plan? I'm sorry.

I didn't know I needed an actual plan
for the city launching into space.

Someone clearly needs to take charge.

That's supposed to be you.

I just remembered.

I got a really important lunch meeting.
Gotta go.

Have to hit the cancel launch button.

Kind of busy at the moment, sir.

Yeah, busy getting turned into sushi. I
should warn you guys.

I'm an expert in the aquatic art.

the end of the line for you, Megamind.
You all do know we're plunging toward

Earth right now.

Do not try to confuse us with science.

Wait! A common leader of the Doom
Syndicate, and according to evil custom,

claim my right to my own demise per the
Villain Charter, Article 7, Paragraph 4.

Huh? The article states that an outgoing
evil leader can only be terminated by

the new evil leader. So, which one of
you is that again?

Guys. It's me. You know it is. I'm the
darkest and the doomiest.

I am the clear choice.

I have a valet.

Behemoths wonder if we can put
differences aside and find commonality

ultimate vanquishing of arch foes.

He's getting away.

Make haste, my fellow doomslayers.

I'm here somewhere.

I feel it in the black void of my soul.

Chum, are you there? You have to get to
the manual control.

City descending.

No can do, sir.

Lost my ball.

No getting out of this one.

There's always a way out. Help is on the
way, friend of friends.

Polly 227, launch Operation Parakeet!

227, a show of appreciation for all you
mean to me. I know you wanted a real

one, but again, so much poop.

I love him, sir.

Eternal darkness awaits you, Megamind.
What to do? What to do?

The sky generator.

I can smell your beard.

It smells like dark bacon.

Look into my eye and fall under my power
man of blue.

The badge of leadership is mine. Don't
pop the champagne just yet.

Mickey, don't go.

The whirlwind, Megamind.

Not a whirlwind.

Roxanne was right. You are terrible at
weather.

Maybe so.

But at least I'd still be around to
enjoy it. You?

Not so much.

I guess you always were meant to be the
leader, Lady Topper. I know, right?

But a word of advice.

Stay grounded!

Oh, why are puns always so hard to
avoid?

Oh, I forgot all about you when I was on
such a good roll.

Oh, behemoth figure, just wait until
competition eliminated before squashing

Blue Man.

actually a really good plan.

Behemoth appreciate compliment.

I squish you now.

Hey, look over there.

Behemoth no fall for oldest trick in the
room.

I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something?

My hero.

Leadership, here I come.

Hey, tall, dark, and trying too hard.

Huh? What's that?

Either a paperweight or a flash grenade.

Nighty -night, nighty -night.

Oh, guess it was a flash grenade. You
are 100 % going up on my inspiration

board. No time for laurel resting. Let's
go.

rocket lever is jammed. I can't do this
alone.

Nor will you have to.

This is a team effort.

Sorry about your body, chum.

That's okay.

Still got a few spares in the closet.

Oh, would you look at that?

After the city's already saved, here
comes the mayor to take all the credit.

Or he just wants to give me another
award.

Award? After what you just did to the
city?

Hardly a building damaged this time.
We're getting good at this.

Are you kidding?

What the...

Personally, I prefer a mountain view,
but I'll put it back later.

Just so you know, we all risked our
lives to save the city while you were

cowering from your job.

Oh, you think you can do better? I know
I can.

Oh!

Okay.

Just sent you my resume.

Mayor Roxanne Ritchie. I like the sound
of that.

We are ready to do thy bidding, Your
Majesty.

Okay, okay. I'm the mayor now, not
royalty.

Forgive us, Your Excellency.

Got the exclusive right here, Megafans.
Roxanne on the inside, Megamind chum,

and yours truly on the outside. And all
of us working together to keep Metrocity

safe from evil.

You're getting good at this hero thing.

I think I finally learned the big
difference between being a hero and

villain. What's that?

Bad guys look out for themselves.

Heroes look out for each other.
Together, we'll be unstoppable.

Keiko, if you'll do the honor.

Evil has finally met its match.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

I call this meeting to order.

As leader?

I permit it. No!

Me leader!

I must say, I commend you all for your
efforts against Megamind, but alas, you

lack the proper leadership to get the
job done.

Oh, really?

On second thought, maybe change is a
good thing.

So glad you've come around.

With my help, our blue friend will rue
the day he betrayed evil.

What makes you think you can take down
Megamind when we all couldn't? Because

Machia Villain, am the evil genius who
taught Megamind everything he knows. And

I... promise our blue friend will rue
the day he betrayed evil

but

now

it's all cleaned up