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keep them.
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"hellgramite method."
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"cure for the problem drinker."
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hey, can i buy you...
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a drink?
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weird.
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give me another one, jamie.
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your pizza's
getting cold.
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look, we'll just make it
one for the road.
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i'm out of here.
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put it
on my tab.
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i've heard
that one before.
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miley judson...
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an everyman who has strayed
from the path,
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slipped and fallen
many times.
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a man who seeks solace
from his problems
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at the bottom of a glass.
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a good man at war with himself
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slowly drowning in alcohol,
swallow by swallow.
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pulled down
by the insidious undertow
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of an endless ocean of booze.
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helpless to stop doing
the one thing
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he does better
than anything else...
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drink.
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jamie:
hey, rise
and shine.
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jamie...
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just one more for the road.
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that's what you said
five hours ago.
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we're closed, miley.
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go home.
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god...
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home.
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i got to go home.
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miley:
frannie, i'm home and it's...
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pizza time!
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hi.
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i'm sorry, honey.
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i know.
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you're hungry.
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so what
do you say
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we take this old, cold pizza
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and put it in a nice hot oven?
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do you have any idea
what time it is?
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are you sick again, daddy?
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come here.
hit the trail, kiddo.
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you got school
tomorrow.
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i've had it.
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i can't take
any more.
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dr. genie...
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murrr...
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murrich.
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i know...
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i know it's late, but...
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the matchbox says
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24 hours a day.
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come.
come in, mr., uh...?
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miley judson.
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judson.
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come in, mr. judson.
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i'm used to my patients
dropping in at odd hours.
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your advertisement
mentions a cure.
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yes.
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the hellgramite method.
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go ahead.
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help yourself.
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uh, do you want one?
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no, thank you.
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now, i'll need
some information.
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information?
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what kind of information?
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just tell me a little bit
about yourself.
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well, first of all,
i'm tired of talking
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about all the friends i've lost.
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i'm tired of talking
about all the blackouts.
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i'm tired of the hangovers.
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look, i know
i got a problem.
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i'm an alcoholic.
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the bottom line is
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what can you do about it?
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have you tried to quit?
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a thousand
times.
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i've tried everything.
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shrinks.
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aversion therapy.
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aah...
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nothing lasts more than
two or three months.
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because i love this stuff.
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i hate this stuff.
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i understand.
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and i can help.
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i've yet to encounter
a case beyond my help.
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the hellgramite method
is unique.
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well, what are you going to do?
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it's the first step
in your treatment.
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oh, pretty.
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oh, well.
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what the hell have i
got to lose?
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you're sure you want
to quit drinking?
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i want you to understand
that with this method
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there's no turning back.
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things couldn't get much worse.
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that's all there is
to it for now.
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call me
in a couple of days.
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oh, that's all
there is to it?
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no lecture?
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next visit.
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you don't need to hear
speeches tonight.
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go home.
get some sleep.
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what do i owe you?
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the initial consultation
is free.
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we'll discuss payment later,
if you decide to continue.
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oh, hell, i'll
give it a shot.
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i'm certain you will,
mr. judson.
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how about one
for the road?
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no, just kidding.
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morning.
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i really tied one on
last night.
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i'm sorry.
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is that the best
you can do?
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frannie, we
need to talk.
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talk?
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miley, i'm fed up.
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do you understand?
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hi.
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hi, there,
chadder.
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here, take
your breakfast
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and go in the other room.
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i said i was sorry,
frannie.
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we'll talk tonight.
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things will change.
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i promise.
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you'll see.
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man, you're really
putting them away.
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you watering this stuff down,
jamie?
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this stuff's got
no kick at all.
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give me a whiskey.
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make it a double.
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i never saw anybody drink
that much and stay conscious.
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i don't feel a thing.
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this is nuts.
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wait a minute...
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wait a minute.
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murrich.
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murrich:
i see you've been drinking.
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just tell me
what's going on.
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well, as you recall,
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last night you agreed to start
the hellgramite treatment.
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so...?
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have you ever heard
of the hellgramite worm?
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what?
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no.
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the capsule you swallowed
last night
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contained a rare sort
of tapeworm.
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the hellgramite larva.
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by now the worm
is attached to
your stomach.
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your drinking has stimulated
its growth.
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a worm?
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you got to be kidding.
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from now on,
the hellgramite will absorb
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all the liquor
you can consume.
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you won't feel any effect
from drinking.
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you don't think i believe this
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do you?
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seeing is believing.
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of course, this one is
not yet fully grown.
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you put that thing
in me?
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the pleasure of alcohol
is over for you.
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no morebuzz,
mr. judson.
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no matter how
much you drink
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the worm will
never be satisfied.
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and if ever you
stop drinking
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the pain will
be excruciating.
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how could you
do this?
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you did it
to yourself.
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i've got to get
rid of it.
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you can't.
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the worm is
part of you.
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there must be
something.
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there is.
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what?
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starve it into dormancy.
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how?
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stop drinking.
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stop drinking...
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stop drinking.
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so, i stop drinking
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i can stop it?
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it's dangerous.
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you might not
live through it.
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even if you succeed
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the worm will
always be waiting
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for you to drink again.
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every time
the hellgramite
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is wakened from
its dormant state
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it comes back stronger.
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eventually, strong
enough to kill you.
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i think the hellgramite
is getting thirsty.
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would you care
for a drink
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to ease the pain?
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or have you got
the guts to stop?
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frannie:
you look terrible.
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i want you
to take chad
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and go stay with
your mom and your dad
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for a week,
maybe two.
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why?
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because i'm going
to lick this thing
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once and for all,
cold turkey.
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same old broken record.
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i know you don't
believe me
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but this time
isdifferent.
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give me one
last chance.
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miley!
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please!
i can do it.
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why will this time
be any different?
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it has to be.
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is that it?
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yeah, that's it.
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i love you, daddy.
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i love you,
too, chad.
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frannie:
hello.
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hello?
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miley?
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miley, is that you?
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why did you do this to me?
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what gives you the right?
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aright?
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what gave me
the right?!
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the pain you're feeling
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is nothing compared
to what i went through
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when i lost
my family.
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a man had been drinking.
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my wife and two children
were crossing the street
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with the light.
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he didn't even brake until
after he had hit them.
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i came to you for help.
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i came to you
for a second chance.
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and i'm giving
you a chance.
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a chance for a new life.
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you've begun the process.
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now you either
quit drinking...
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or die.
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oh, god.
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chad:
are you sick again, daddy?
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frannie:
i've had it.
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i can't take any more.
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murrich:
it's dangerous.
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you might not live.
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even if you succeed
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the worm will always be waiting
for you to drink again.
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when the hellgramite
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is wakened from
its dormant state
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it comes back stronger.
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eventually, strong enough
to kill you.
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god!
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oh, god.
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oh, my god.
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god.
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god.
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oh, god.
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thanks.
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keep them.
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you might need them.
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miley, where you been
keeping yourself?
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on the wagon again?
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this ought to square my tab.
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thanks.
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how about a drink?
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it's on the house.
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got to run.
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see you around.
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miley judson happened
upon the simple discovery
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that there is no sure-fire
cure, no quick fix,
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no shortcut to either sobriety
or peace of mind.
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some achieve it through
an individual act of will.
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others find strength
in numbers.
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what miley judson needed
was a little something extra.
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