All language subtitles for Stars On Mars.S01E10_Track03

Shatner: Previously on
"Stars On Mars"...

I woke up today and I just said,
"I'm going home."

Whoever is
the last standing wins.

Shatner: Someone or something
is in there with you.

- There's a Rad Dog.
- Yay!

Mission successful.

Lance: Life on Mars,
it's not easy.

I have decided
to exit the project.

- Bye!
- Lancé!

Cat:
Lance was my ride or die.

- See ya.
- Love ya, bruh.

I'm gonna have to
really start thinking about

what I'm gonna do
to survive in here.

If you wanna be
base commander tomorrow, I'll nominate you.

- All right.
- Shatner: Tonight...

It's time to choose
a base commander.

I would like
to be a base commander.

I wanted to be it.

I definitely put my vote
in for you.

You fail a mission, you could be
on the chopping block.

Shatner:
Your Rad Dog has run away.

Adam: Let's go!
I see the flare!

Porsha: We see it!
We see it!

- Ariel!
- Porsha!

Where are you?

Tinashe: I hear a noise
that sounds like the Rad Dog.

- Porsha: Hey!
- Arf, arf.

- Hi!
- Arf, arf, arf.

- Aww.
- Aww, hi.

- Come on, let's go. Come on.
- Yeah, come on. This way.

- Come on.
- Arf, arf, arf.

- Come on.
- Aww, so cute.

- There's Cat!
- Come here.

Oh, you're such a precious.
Come here.

- Arf, arf, arf.
- Come here.

- Oh!
- Oh, he did a twirl.

- Good job.
- Porsha: He's doing tricks.

- Cat: So cute.
- Adam: Does this one have a name?

- Cat: Sit. Good boy.
- No, we've been calling it "puppy."

- Puppy.
- So we should name it. What's the smallest planet?

- Pluto?
- It can't just be "Pluto."

- It has to be Plutoto. Yeah.
- Plutoto!

- It can't be the exact name.
- That's really cute.

- Arf, arf, arf.
- Hey, Plutoto.

- You better learn your name.
- Arf.

Hell, naw.

I'm sorry, Marshawn.

We are experiencing
technical difficulties.

System recalibrated.

Please try again.

Please proceed
to door number one.

You can trust me.

I love your fleece booties.
Do you have a bunch of pairs?

I wear fuzzy socks to bed
every night.

Are you in socks sleeping?

- Ariel: Yes.
- She's a sock sleeper, everyone.

Adam: Whoa.

I'm Ariel Winter.
It's sol day 15.

I was on such a high last night

because I felt like
I did such an amazing job

at a mission that was
really tough for me.

And then it was
a bit of a low

because I got put
in the bottom three

and I didn't particularly
feel that was fair.

This morning I'm a little...
about that.

Oh, my God.
This is germ related?

Yes, I'm getting in bed
with a fresh pair of socks.

And especially when I'm here,

I tuck my pajama pants
into my socks

and then I tuck my shirt
into my pants.

This is-- you wear socks
out of germ precaution?

- Yeah, I-- yeah. 100%.
- Yeah.

I kind of feel like
I'm the target to go home,

so today I'm hoping that
I can be base commander.

That would be awesome.
Or mission specialist.

Because I really wanna be here.
I don't wanna be taken out.

I feel like this whole thing

has been probably
really good for you

to push you, period.

To push you.

It has. It has.

Arf, arf, arf.

Arf, arf, arf.

You guys, I'm gonna make
a couple eggs real quick.

- You guys want anything?
- Hell, yeah.

- Yeah, I want some eggs.
- You want some scrambled eggs?

- Yeah.
- You like them scrambled or do you like them over easy?

- How do you like them?
- However you make 'em.

- All right. What do you want?
- I like them over easy.

I like them scrambled.
All that. - Scrambled.

Cat: All right, well,
I'll just do a big batch of scrambled then.

- Marshawn: Scrambled.
- Cat: You know, we're getting

to the end of this experiment,

and I'm putting
everything into it.

I think I'm showing
my value every day.

And my strategy is
to really have camaraderie

with all the crewmembers,
cook some good food,

and I'm definitely a contender
to go all the way.

You wanna try this?

Hell, naw.
You hella nasty, bruh.

Ketchup and mustard
on your chips?

Try it.

- Hell, naw. That looks nasty.
- It's fire though. It's fire.

- Cat.
- Yo. You trying it?

He's putting ketchup
and mustard on potato chips. - Wow.

It's potato.
What's the difference with putting fries on--

Mm-mm. That ain't him.

I do feel in the Hab now

that we're very comfortable
with each other.

And it's come down
to seven of us,

and we all wanna be here.

- Thank you, Cat.
- You're welcome, honey.

Arf, arf.

Oh, hey, Solange.

Oh, Solange. Yes.

- I'll take it.
- Kelly Rowland.

Oh, yeah.
I would glisten. Who else? - Kelly.

I would take all of it.
They all bomb bitches.

- Adam: Base commander.
- I am still base commander. Don't you forget it.

- I haven't.
- I am still your base commander.

Today I wanna be base commander
because I feel like,

you know,
I've had a chance to watch.

And when I first got here
I didn't understand that role,

but I think
as time has went on, I'm ready for it.

I'm ready for that duty,
to take command,

to lead our troops
on a successful mission.

If you want
to be base commander, I'll nominate you.

- All right. Okay.
- And I want to be your mission specialist.

I said if you wanna be
base commander,

I will support you
and back you up,

but I wanna be
your mission specialist.

- You up for the mission, baby.
- Deal.

Knew you'd do good.
I knew you would. You're a leader.

Whether the mission
is successful or unsuccessful,

the mission specialist
is safe no matter what,

so this is good for me.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Ah, that moment of truth.

- Whoo!
- Emergency.

All crew,
it's time to choose a base commander.

- Adam: New base commander.
- New base commander.

- Well, I would like to do it.
- I would like to be a base commander.

Paul's got two hands up.

I mean, I'm the only one
who ain't had a shot.

- Okay.
- All right.

I would like
to be base commander. - Why?

You know,
I've been at the bottom every time I've been here,

and, you know, I've kind of
just been sitting back,

you know, watching
and learning from everybody,

and I think
I'm ready for it now.

I've been in the bottom three
ever since I've been here.

I've escaped. I'm a survivor.

So I'm here to be
the last man standing.

- Is there anybody else?
- I wanted to be it, but--

- It's all good either way.
- I would.

I think it should be--
I mean, in my opinion,

who hasn't been base commander
besides Paul?

- Just Paul.
- So...

Ariel: There are definitely
people who are close

and who have bonds
stronger than others.

I thought Cat was just really,
like, "on her own" vibes,

but then I kind of noticed
that Cat and Paul,

they seem to have bonded,
which was negative for me.

Well, my concern with Paul,
just personally,

obviously it's one thing
to go through the missions,

but then another thing to
receive the brief and whatever.

But do you think
that you'll be able to handle that side of things?

I'm good at basic instructions
and communicating.

I think you're capable,
and I definitely put my vote in for you.

- Appreciate it.
- Well, are you nominating yourself?

I did nominate myself, but...

...I mean, we could
take it as a vote.

- So Ariel versus Paul?
- Cat: Let's just take a vote.

All right, let's see.
Let's see what we got, what we got, got, got.

Ariel puts her hand up
to be base commander

part just being smart.
She knows what she's good at.

She's already said
she's not good in the field.

Yeah, I would wanna be
placed wherever I'm gonna look the strongest.

All right, one for Ariel.
Two for Ariel.

One for Paul.

Uh, two for Paul.
This is the last one.

Okay.

- Paul. Paul.
- Whoo!

Yeah! Good job, buddy.

- Yeah.
- Thank you. Thank you.

I think you're
gonna do a great job. - Yeah, yeah.

Ariel:
Paul, he has no experience at it whatsoever.

I was not very pleased for him
to be the base commander.

I didn't think
it was a good choice.

I appreciate the opportunity.
I won't let y'all down.

- All right.
- Yeah, all right.

- We believe you.
- Yeah, why not? Let's go.

- Yeah, Paul! Step up now!
- All right. Way to do it.

- Thank you.
- You will do a great job.

- Yeah.
- Paul: Feeling great.

Been elected base commander.
I'm ready to lead the team.

I feel like
the pressure's all on, and I'm ready for it.

These--
no, I thought they was mine.

Oh, my God, you almost
about to clean up something?

Naw, I thought it was
some oranges in here.

- But I got--
- Wow. What the--

He's taking a dish
from the counter to the--

let's see if it makes it
to the kitchen.

- This is growth.
- I can't.

Porsha: No way.
This is groundbreaking.

- You play too much.
- He's a new man.

- Oh, my God.
- You know what?

You got some jokes though.

Porsha: I think we've been
on Mars too long.

Like, I have never
seen a cleaning product in Marshawn's hands.

This is crazy.

He's almost to the kitchen.

If he goes towards the sink...

Adam: Is he gonna
put something in the trash?

I think he's putting something
in the kitchen from in here.

Y'all are funny as hell.
This is, like--

No, Paul, you don't under--
we should find a patch for that.

He just picked something
off of the ground.

- And what?
- Paul: Oh, my God.

- He handed it to Ariel.
- No, he's cleaning up.

What-- what's happening?

- Mercury...
- Mercury...

- ...is in retrograde.
- ...is in retrograde!

Emergency.

- Shatner: Coming up...
- AI: Emergency.

Your Rad Dog has gone missing.

You have 30 minutes
to complete the mission.

- Whoa.
- Wow.

You guys will have to haul ass.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

- Go, go, go!
- Come on, girls.

- Adam, where are you?
- I'm over here.

I see something.

Ariel? Where is Ariel?

- Ariel, where are you?
- Are you okay, Ariel?

-Adam?
- Yeah.

Why do humans fold sheets?

There's nothing better
than a nicely folded sheet.

My worst nightmare
is things that aren't folded.

They will only get creased
when you sleep in them.

I mean, come on.

- Look how nice this looks.
- It is illogical.

Is there another reason
to fold them?

Because it makes
other people feel bad.

Oh? I do not understand
you humans.

Sorry. Truth hurts.

Base commander,
it is time to assign the base duties.

All right, everyone,
let's, uh-- let's meet...

...so I can assign the tasks.

Sol day 15, and Mars is a vibe
and it's looking like a scene.

- Okay.
- All right.

Good night, everybody.
We're done.

- I think we're done here.
- Mars is finally a vibe!

Nah, look, I added that.
I added that part. - Okay.

Now that the experiment
is starting to wind down,

you must take note on
what supplies you have left.

Don't forget to note supply
in the Bio Dome.

Two stars must head outside.

I've chosen Tinashe and Ariel.
It's simple, and that's it.

- Copy.
- Copy that.

- Copy.
- Copy that.

Tinashe and Ariel,

your new Rad Puppy
will need a safe enclosure.

Please measure up
a suitable area next to the Hab.

All righty.
Let's get ready to do this.

Let's get it done.

- All right, um...
- Okay, we should probably

tape measure first,
I assume, right?

- Oh, Lord.
- We just gotta really run it.

What do you think? Like, here?

Yeah, like, angle into that
so we're around the dome?

Sounds good.

Ariel: The robot dog definitely
does not replace real dogs.

Most dogs are furry and cuddly

and don't have screens on them.

So how you feel about Paul
being BC?

I wanted to be base commander,

so I'm definitely
not super into it.

I mean, as you know,
I think it's, like my--

- Strongest?
- Yeah.

That's the thing I think
I can contribute the most.

I do my best in everything...

- For sure.
- ...for the team,

but I think that's what
I'm best at.

- You had my vote.
- I know. I appreciate you.

Me being base commander,

that's kind of the job
that I'm best suited for.

Plug, plug, plug.
It is time. Plug.

Okay, plug, plug, plug!
Go ahead.

Ariel: Plug the holes.
Let's go.

Yes, team!

And I know everybody
has weaknesses.

Being in the field is mine.

Oh, no!
The water's getting out!

Can someone help me do this?

Somebody assist Ariel!

I definitely felt that
if I was not base commander

or mission specialist,

I just think I might be
in the bottom three.

- We should stake right now...
- All right.

...so we don't have
to measure again.

- Right here?
- Yeah.

- Boom.
- Perfect.

Staked.

And do you know the name
of all of these?

Yeah, for the most part.
I know everything.

So it's purple kale,
things like this.

And then there's the chilies.

So what we'll do is write down
what each one is.

- Yes.
- This is wild.

- We got some food.
- We got food.

- Yeah, we do.
- We got a tomato right here.

Adam: At this point
in the experiment,

everybody who's here
wants to be here,

and everybody who's here wants
to make it to the very end.

And, you know,
Cat and I have worked together a few times,

and I know that she's
gonna go balls to the wall.

Paul, are you excited
to be the base commander?

Yeah, finally.

Paul said to me that, you know,
"I really wanna try

to take my shot
at being base commander."

And I said,
"I think you'd be a great base commander,

and I will vote for you.

But I wanna be your
mission specialist as well."

So I'm hoping
he does remember that.

It's super exciting when
you get a new mission though.

- I wanna see the screen.
- I know.

Everybody keeps saying
that's cool as hell.

What's going through my head is
that Paul and I are outnumbered.

We got here in the middle
of the mission.

We're outnumbered.
There's an alliance that has formed.

We have to do this together.

Porsha and Marshawn,

please audit the remaining
supplies of food.

Porsha: Come on,
you need to count it,

and I'm gonna write it
as you count it.

- 14 dry soups.
- 14.

Count all the ramens together.
Here, there's some ramens over here, too.

Oh, I'm definitely worried
about rations,

because we could die.

Hey, kindergartner.

Are you using your fingers
and toes to count?

27.

We need a camera
to watch this stuff.

- Adam: You okay?
- No.

We did the food.
We did the rations for the food

and we realized we're gonna
starve in about a day.

Cool. I'm ready.

We literally have
no fresh food down here

except for three bags
of tomatoes. - It's in the Bio Dome.

- And we have--
- All the fresh food in the Bio Dome.

Ain't nothing in there.
Let me check this Bio Dome.

Me, I do not like going
in the Bio Dome.

It's stank in there, okay?

Ugh.

What the hell?

- Oh, my gosh! No way!
- Yes.

We're gonna live!

We're gonna live!

For me? Hell, naw.

- I gotta be outside.
- You gotta be outside?

Hell, yeah, otherwise
I'm gonna lose my mind.

Right.

Marshawn, I thought you was
gonna be mission specialist.

Marshawn: I think you need
to be mission specialist.

Why do you want me to be
the mission specialist so early?

Why you so nervous for?

We still gotta get rid
of two people.

Oh, so you trying to save that
for an ace in the hole?

Yeah! Strategy-wise,
it would make sense for me to wanna save myself later on.

I think everything
Porsha doing is strategic.

She got a game plan
in all of this.

Porsha gonna do some shady-ass
at the end.

- Oh, wow!
- But the bad part is

she not gonna feel
no type of way about it.

- Cat's good.
- Yeah, I'd be here.

Marshawn:
Cat at it, ma'am.

You would like to be
mission specialist?

Cat: Yeah. I'd like to be.

I'd crush it for you.

"I'd crush it."

"crush it for you."

Yeah. He knows that.

And more importantly, I showed
my loyalty today to you.

I was the first person
that said,

"I think Paul would be
a great commander."

She did.

Marshawn: Yeah, I mean,
Cat is in it to win.

You know, she's somebody
who'd like to win.

She a
world-renowned chef.

You just need
to choose wisely.

No, I'm not choosing.
What if I choose no one?

Then you're gonna fail.

- Huh?
- You're gonna fail.

AI, I don't trust nobody.

Paul, it is
a vital requirement

that the base commander chooses
the mission specialist.

Of course,
if you're not up to the job,

I am more than happy
to replace you.

Arf, arf. Arf, arf.

Arf. Arf.

Arf, arf.
Arf, arf, arf, arf.

Arf, arf. Arf, arf.

"The first successful
mission to Mars

was NASA's Mariner 4 in 1965,
which flew past the planet

and sent back the first
close up images of Mars."

- Interesting.
- Tinashe: I didn't do

that much research on Mars
before I got here, honestly.

So I think it's important
that we study

all of the information
that we have about Mars.

So we have this big Hab manual.

"Mars makes a complete
orbit around the sun in 687 Earth days,

which means a year on Mars
is close to two years on Earth."

So because a Mars year

is basically equivalent
to two Earth years,

we're aging
at half the rate here.

So we're just getting younger
by the day.

We're aging backwards, baby.

Our generation ain't gonna go
to the moon.

- But, like, people wanna go.
- Adam: Oh, my God, no.

I won't even drive
to Santa Monica.

Not going to the moon.

Isn't it 250,000 to go?

I think it's probably
250 million to go.

- I think so.
- Oh.

- It's expensive as.
- What about a Groupon?

Emergency. Emergency.

Incoming message
from Mission Control. - Come on! Emergency!

- Emergency! Come on, guys.
- Emergency, emergency.

- Yay.
- An emergency.

Incoming message
from Mission Control.

Commander,
we have an emergency.

Hello again, crew.

I know this may come
as a huge surprise,

but we have another problem
to deal with.

Your Rad Dog has run away.

They wandered out of the safety
of the Hab perimeter,

and they've gone missing.

They might've fallen down
a deadly Mars shaft.

The crew's mission is to locate
and recover the missing dog.

Your base commander has
all the information you need.

They are in charge,
and later they'll determine

who was mission critical
and who was not.

But if you fail, they're up
for extraction as well.

This mission will test
your bravery

and will earn you
a mission patch.

Bravery.

Commander, you need
a mission specialist.

They will be safe
from extraction.

In an answer to
the age old question

posed by my good friends
the Baha Men,

apparently it was you
who let the dog out.

Good luck and dog speed.

See what I did there?

Oh, God.

Adam: I cannot believe it.

These Rad Dogs
need some training.

Base commander,

it is time for you to assign
a mission specialist.

Paul:
While y'all two were gone,

I asked the opinion
of the experienced players that's been here.

Marshawn really wanted Porsha
to be mission specialist.

Porsha would thrive in it,

but there's a lot
of game planning going on.

It's never an easy decision.

Everybody brings something
to the table.

Cat: You know,
I'm always a little cautious.

I was just hoping
that he would keep his word.

So the mission specialist
is gonna be...

There's a lot that goes
into making that decision.

It is such a vital position
to have for the mission.

- Cat.
- Thank you. Appreciate that.

Paul: Once I get the details
of everything...

- I think it's a good choice.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

I'm relieved.
I'm excited about the mission.

I'm glad that I'm safe tonight.

- Good. Good job.
- So there you have it. Let's all be ready.

All right, let's do it.
Let's do it. - Let's do it.

Marshawn: Now I really seen
who was in it to win it.

You gotta play the game.

Paul: Let's go.
"Gang" on three.

- One, two, three.
- All: Gang!

- All right.
- Let's go!

- Finally, I'm part of a gang.
- Good luck, everybody.

- Be safe out there.
- Yay.

- See you later.
- Gang gang!

The Rad Dog puppy
has gotten out of the Hab

and has gone missing.

Mission Control believes
the Rad Puppy

has fallen down a lava tube.

Using a satellite feed
as well as a satellite image,

the base commander
will need to direct the crew on their rover

to the last known location
of the Rad Puppy.

Base commander,
Mars is a vast terrain.

Your rover team has 30 minutes
to complete the mission.

Aw, man.

Cat: The distance is,
like, ten miles.

Paul: Yeah.

Porsha:
Do we know anything... - Adam: No.

...besides we're gonna go
get a dog in a hole? - Nothing.

Adam: You're going into
these missions totally blind,

but we gotta save the Rad Dog.

Time is of the essence.

They let a gangsta
behind the wheel.

Tinashe:
One leg out the car. - This is how we coming.

- Paul: Marshawn?
- What's up, Cap?

- "Tinasha."
- Tinashe!

- Tinashe, Tinashe.
- Copy.

We have a satellite image
of the last known location

- of the Rad Puppy.
- Got you, baby Rad Dog.

15 minutes
to complete the mission.

Now everybody
throw their hands up.

We going down a hill.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoa! Holy moly.

Paul:
You're on the right path.

I wonder, does our
base commander know how wide these holes are?

I don't think they do.

Well, maybe we're
just supposed to drive the rover into the hole,

like, Indiana Jones style.

You'll see a right turn.
Do not turn right.

You gonna keep straight.
Y'all doing good.

Ay, so you want me
to drive straight

or do you want me
to turn off into this left?

You're coming close to it.
Just keep going.

Ariel: What is going on?

Marshawn: Boop, boop.
Bump, bump, bump, y'all.

Oh, stop, stop. Stop, you guys.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

You guys passed it.

You can turn around.
Turn around.

- Tinashe: Copy.
- Marshawn: Ay.

Ay, look, y'all, hold on,
'cause I gotta make this 180.

That's a nice little turn.

You know what I'm talk--
oh, don't be hating on my turn.

- Whoo!
- This feel like Mario Kart.

Eight minutes
to complete the mission.

Paul:
You guys are coming up on it.

You're coming up on it.
And... right there.

Marshawn: So is it
on the left or the right?

Ariel: Oh, my gosh.
Let's go, guys.

Ariel:
If the base commander fails, the team fails.

Paul was definitely not great
under that pressure.

Oh,.

I knew if I was base commander,
I would be successful.

Let's go!

This is challenging.

You know,
out of my comfort zone.

If I'm base commander
and I fail a mission...

Let's just find the dog.

...I could be on
the chopping block.

We are going to a cave
to rescue the Rad Puppy.

Arf, arf, arf.

Marshawn: So is it on
the left or the right?

I'm not sure that Paul
is ready for this position.

Go straight, go straight.
Keep going straight.

He gave bad directions.
That cost us for a while.

Come on, papa!

Marshawn:
So it's this left right here?

- Right there. Right--
- Keep going.

Paul: Not this left.

The directions weren't clear and
it's incredibly frustrating.

Paul: This left right here.

You gotta make
a left right here.

Hard left. Hard left.

Marshawn: Ay, y'all, hold on,
'cause we finna go up this hill.

- Okay, we good back here.
- We're good.

All right, you guys
are gonna go up that hill,

and the first left
that you can make, you're gonna make that left.

Ooh,.

Tinashe: Whoa.

- Marshawn: Yeah, okay.
- This way.

Paul: Now make a left.

Ay!

Yeah!
Excuse me.

- Adam: You all right?
- No belching on the comm.

No talking on the comms, Porsha.

Keep going straight.

You should run
right into a crater.

- We can get out.
- I see the crater.

Ariel: It was hard for me in
the suit doing basic things.

So, I was like, "Oh, my God.
I don't wanna fall."

Do not air that.
How embarrassing.

"Don't air that!"

Four minutes
to complete the mission.

We're gonna split up
into two crews.

We're gonna have a rappel
and relay crew.

- Copy.
- Bruh, I could just slide down this.

That look hella fun.

Tinashe, we'll have
a flare for you to throw into the lava tube.

Cat: The red light of the flare
will be a search beacon

in the cave
to find the Rad Puppy.

- Tinashe: Copy that.
- Paul: The rest of you...

- Adam: Yep.
- ...will have to go down and find the cave

- Tinashe: Copy.
- Adam: Copy.

Knowing that I'm so close to
the end of this experiment,

you might think that
by this time

I'd be losing a little gas,
but, no.

- I'm full of gas.
- Cat: Search crew,

stay to your right
as much as possible

till you hit
the back of the cave.

Adam: Got it. Down the hill,
turn to the cave,

stay right, find the flare,
get the puppy.

- Arf, arf.
-Three minutes to complete the mission.

You guys will have to haul ass.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Go, go, go.

Here I go.

- There we go.
- Y'all ain't got no bigger rope?

Let's go! Let's go!

Cat: Adam, Porsha, Ariel,

you guys will be looking
for a red flare.

You will be looking
for the light of the flare in the cave.

Tinashe: Copy.
I need a lot more slack.

It's coming, it's coming.

- You're doing great.
- Thanks, base command.

Adam: Let's go, let's go!
Come on, guys!

Ariel: And to have to run,

and the sand and dust
is kind of slippery.

Adam: Be careful!

Two minutes
to complete the mission.

Almost there.
Need more slack.

All right.

- I see a pole.
- You see it?

Cat: The rappel crew
will need to ignite a flare

and throw it into the lava tube.

- Toss it.
- Down the hole.

Cat: It's in.

Adam: Am I nervous?

Yeah, 'cause I really can't see
in the dark in my spacesuit.

Cat: Not to the left.
Stay to your right.

Keep going.

- Adam!
- Come on! Let's go!

Cat: Keep going.
Go, go, go, go.

- Let's go!
- Paul: Keep straight.

- Adam!
- Keep going. You got it.

- Go forward.
- Adam!

Adam: I'm going up a hill.

Porsha: Adam, where are you?

- I'm over here!
- Okay.

- My lights.
- Cat: Stay to the right.

Let's go! I see you guys.
Let's go, let's go!

Keep going.
Straight as you can. - You got it. Keep going.

Just straight as you can.

All the way to
the back of the cave.

Adam: Let's go!

- Porsha: Stay to the right.
- Come on, girls.

- We're at one minute.
- Porsha: We're right behind you.

Let's go, let's go!

I see something.

- Adam: Well, uh--
- Cat: You see it? You see a flare?

You see the red?

Adam, this is a dead end.

Ooh!

Cat:
Ariel? Where is Ariel?

- Ah!
- Where are you?

Porsha!

This way! I see the light!

Adam: Let's go!
We see it! Let's go, guys!

You got this.
You got this.

You're doing fantastic.

20 seconds
to complete the mission.

- Cat: Go, go, go.
- We see it! We see it! Right here, right here!

- Right here!
- Cat: Catch up, Ariel.

- Porsha: Ariel?
- Oh, no!

Where are you?
This way! Get in there.

Please.

Ten, nine, eight...

Porsha: Right here! The flare!
We got the flare!

- ...six, five--
- Adam: We got it!

Porsha: We got the dog!
Secure! Secure, secure!

- Arf.
- Great work, guys!

- Great work.
- Adam: We got it.

- Porsha: He's secure.
- Arf, arf.

Cat:
Oh, my God. Amazing.

Good job, man!

Porsha:
Ariel, are you okay?

- Where are you?
- Yes, I'm fine.

Let me go get Ariel.

This was definitely not
my favorite mission.

- You okay?
- Yeah, I just fell over.

- I'm perfectly fine.
- Okay.

- I just fell over.
- You guys were amazing. That was incredible.

Wow!

Paul:
Great work, great work. - Yeah!

We did it, y'all! Let's go.

Arf, arf.

We're-- oh,
come here, sweetheart. - Hi!

- Arf, arf.
- Aww, he's so happy.

Bitch, you better
stop running away! - Arf. Arf, arf.

Marshawn: I'm a
doughnut specialist!

Paul: Marshawn,
what in the hell is this?

Yeah.
Damn, that's hurting my ear. - Yeah!

You are safe, and I'm safe.
Hells, yeah.

- Great work. Wow.
- Good job, man. Good job.

First time being base commander.
We crushed it.

I think I've shown my worth.

So, you know,
as we move forward...

...popping my collar.

Well, we did it, guys.

Whew! We saved the puppy.

Incoming message
from Mission Control.

Hello again, crew.

Base commander, it's time
for another tough decision.

One of your crewmates
is up for extraction.

But there can only be one
brightest star in the galaxy.

I know you're thinking
why can't it be me?

I'm thinking
why can't it be me?

Well, it has to be you because
you're doing all the work.

It's not me. It's you.

Which crewmember
is not mission critical?

Transmission over.

All right, this is
gonna be a tough one. - This is tough.

As base commander, I feel
terrible sending somebody home

that I know has put in the work,
but it's part of the duty.

I don't know.
What do you think?

It's so hard because everybody's
role is so important.

Everybody.

Ariel fell in the cave,

and she seemed
like she was struggling

and having a little bit
of a hard time.

You know, we're asking
Porsha and Ariel

to do endurance stuff,
which is tough.

Tinashe, definitely
mission critical.

This is really-- is bittersweet.

It's really tough because
none of us want to go home,

and none of us want
to see anyone else go home.

So the last people
that are here,

the last places,
they're gonna be four MVPs.

It's never an easy decision,

I mean, who comes and who goes.

This person showed
tremendous bravery.

I'd like to give
mission critical to Tinashe.

Yay!

Tinashe is a fierce,
fierce, fierce competitor.

She has her eye on the prize.

Bravery patch acquired.

- Great job. Whoo! Careful.
- Thank you.

- Good job, good job.
- Thank you, base commander.

Thank you, mission specialist.

I know that I've said
that I'm not competitive,

but I am also,
I guess, a huge liar

because I'm hoping
that I've done enough

to be mission critical.

Porsha: It's just simple.

I was the one who found
the fire flare,

and I was the one
who found the dog.

Because of the urgency
that was showed

and taking control
of the situation,

Adam, come on in.

- Yes!
- Great job, Adam.

Bye, Porsha.

Porsha: All of it
was a bit of a shock.

Adam deserved to be in
the bottom three instead of me.

Yes, he hauled ass
to the cave,

but he did not know where to go
once he was in there.

And we could've
lost the mission

if I didn't find the dog
and the flare.

So it's just factual.

Ay-yi-yi.
That's the worst part.

They gonna kick Porsha off.

- Oh, you gotta go-go.
- Okay.

You gotta play the game
when you get in there.

Someone has to go home.

Like, that's the name
of the Mars game.

- Someone has to leave.
- Paul: All right.

And we're ready.

Ariel:
It definitely sucks to know

that one of
our original team members

is going to go home.

Really, it really, really,
really, really,

really, really, really sucks.

Paul: All right, we're ready.

Marshawn and Porsha and Ariel,

tell us why
you're mission critical.

We'll start with Marshawn.

I did the task
that I was asked of...

...and, then, uh--

you know what I mean?

That's what we supposed to do,
so that's what I did.

Yeah, boom.

I'm not nervous
about my position at all.

What do you guys
think about Marshawn not having a lot to say?

Do you think it was just--

Marshawn never
has an lot to say. - Yeah, he usually doesn't.

I know, but he really
did not have a lot to say. - Yeah.

Cat: I definitely
have my concerns.

Marshawn, he likes
to joke a little bit...

Hell, yeah!

Yeah. Damn,
that's hurting my ear.

...and when you get to
this place where we are now

and you have to focus on,
you know, winning...

Porsha, why are you
mission critical?

I'm mission critical
because I was able to locate the dog

and point us
into the correct direction of the flare,

which helped us
complete the mission.

Moving forward, I mean,
you guys have shown to be great on the field and inside.

Who's important
not only for today?

Porsha is probably
the most versatile.

Throughout the whole course
of this experiment, Porsha's never let down.

And I think Ariel,
I think that her strength

is definitely
back here at the Hab,

and I think
she did struggle today.

I think that maybe she might be
the least versatile.

Ariel, I think she's a great
communicator, great leader,

very thorough, very decisive.

It sucks.
There's no right answer.

Ariel, why are you
mission critical?

I'm not usually
an emotional person,

but I don't know,
I'm feeling a little bit emo.

So basically I came here,

I didn't think I was going to
make it past mission one.

I've overcome a lot of things.

I never thought
I would rappel down a cliff. Absolutely not.

But I loved being on this team.

I even enjoyed the missions,

even the hard ones
in this stupid-ass suit.

Um, but, as you know,
I love the word "fair."

I was not
mission critical today,

and I feel like
I deserve to go.

So are you saying
you're ready to go?

Yes.

That sucks,
but at the same time,

all I can do is respect it.

She says she's ready, so...

Marshawn and Porsha...

...come on down.

- You're amazing.
- Adam: I'm in shock.

I get where Ariel
is coming from.

In this mission,
she fell short.

In my eyes, she's one of the
most mission critical people

of this entire experiment.

Oh, we love you.

- Ugh, sad.
- It is so sad.

Ariel, you are
not mission critical

and must leave
the Hab immediately.

- You were so amazing.
- I'm so much more sad

than I thought
I was going to be. Okay.

I got a lot of great things
out of this.

Lot of great friendships,
personal growth,

a little bit
more confidence.

I'm very happy I did this,

even though it was like
a little bit of hell.

It's very hard for me
to open up that real and vulnerable space.

And now I feel like I'm open
and ready for anything.

I definitely feel at peace.

I'm good to go.

So it's, what, six of us left?

- Ay, Porsha.
- What?

- So you spotted the flare?
- Huh?

- You spotted the flare?
- Yeah.

- Hell, naw.
- Huh?

- She lying.
- Me? No.

As base commander, you could
have asked that question.

- Who found it?
- Yeah.

Bottom three
ain't a penalty though.

- Stop looking at it like that.
- I didn't say it was,

but I'm just
critiquing you, too. - Oh, yes it is. Mmm.

Oh, you-- oh, you going
against the base commander?

Porsha: Marshawn treats me
like I'm his little sister.

Paul, he feels like
somebody I grew up with

in high school or something.

It's like you got
all these kids.

So, me, when I stood here

and told you what
my reasoning was... - That was fine.

And then if she hadn't
have eliminated herself, what would you have done?

Yeah, they can say whatever,

but it's a competition show,
and I'm gonna beat your ass.

Shatner: Next time...

Attention, all crew.

The end of the mission is near.

There will no longer
be base commanders. - What?

You will compete in
every mission going forward.

- Damn!
- Things are getting real.

I wanna win. Hello?

Shatner:
Attention, crew...

...this is a rescue mission.

Whoo!

Porsha:
Who are we rescuing?

- Shut up! Oh, my God!
- Wow.