All language subtitles for Stars On Mars.S01E07_Track03

Shatner: Previously
on "Stars On Mars"...

I am going to be Base Commander.

I'm not living in this Hab
another day with certain people.

- Are you kidding me?
- The long game here is brutal.

Ronda: I just miss
my little baby so much.

Emergency. Hab breach.

Your oxygen levels
are plummeting rapidly.

- Let's plug these holes!
- Paul: It was definitely harder than it looked, man.

Welcome to Mars, bitches.

If I'm BC, there's no way
either of you

are in the bottom three.

Ashley,
you are not mission critical.

- I'm sorry, girl.
- Thanks for coming to Mars.

I think I expected
more from myself.

Shatner: Tonight...

Ronda: I did not think
I would come to Mars

and have Marshawn Lynch
being my BFFFFF.

I am sorry. I think when
you piss off Cat Cora, she stays pissed off.

I think it's.

I'm super disappointed,
and I'm not gonna lie, a little pissed.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

You're all going to d-d-die.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Oh, no.

- What the hell is this?
- Adam and I are going to die. No horseplay.

Our fate is in the hands
of all these other people.

We fail, that means I think
maybe you and I go home.

These new people have no idea.

Dang, you struggling out here.
This how you break down?

Marshawn:
I'm finna break out.

I think you got a couple dreads
missing on this side.

- Ah, ah, ah.
- Look, there you go.

- No, no, no.
- "Ah, ah, ah!"

- Just drip it on.
- Aw, you outta pocket.

You hella scammers, bruh.

And you got smelling like hella
old-ass chicken grease, bruh.

This is Andy Richter,
sol day 11.

Had my first full day of this.

Well, it's always easier for
the second wave of colonizers.

You know, everybody here
but Cat and Paul and I, they've all been here,

and they have
this kind of grizzled veteran kind of aspect to them.

- Hi.
- Good morning.

We're coming in all
kind of fresh and foxy, ready to go.

All right, there we go.

Now, see that'd be good
to fry some eggs up in.

Hey, AI, can we get eggs?

I know you're listening
'cause you're a creep.

Adding eggs
to shopping basket.

Launch window confirmed.

Estimated delivery in 212 days.

This feels like we're on
vacation with a bunch of people.

- Exactly. I know.
- This is like a hotel.

All we need
is an omelet station.

Yeah, definitely gonna be
missing an omelet station.

I have to say,
I'm very close to my compadres that came over with me.

Paul and Andy-- you know,
I've known Andy from the past.

I just think
he is just a big teddy bear.

I love both of them.
They're my posse.

So of course I had
a lot of loyalty to them,

and I know that together

we're gonna stick it
all the way through the end.

Oh, I wanna stay
as long as I can.

Yeah,
it's been like an experience you'll not ever have again.

Absolutely.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- How are you? Good.
- I'm good.

- Did you work out this morning?
- I did a little bit.

Did it help you clear
your mind a little bit?

I did have a little bit
of a sadness workout,

because, yeah, it's hard to know
what to do at this point,

especially now
we have an Iron Chef

and everything
is so turned around.

It's, like,
I feel like we've never been more tight-knit and closer

- and in sync as a family.
- Yeah, that's true.

But I've never been
more obligated to go.

- Yeah.
- Ronda: I mean, like every kid,

I wanted to be an astronaut.

This is the closest
I'll ever get to it,

but there's a part of me
that just wants to get home

to my kids and my husband
as quick as possible.

I'm so torn on
the inside now, you know?

The prideful wants to
see this all the way through.

It's 1,000% a mental experiment.

I don't want you to leave,
I'm telling you.

But, I mean, I get it.
You can't say for sure

because now there's too many
different variables.

- Yeah.
- I think the long term goal

is to conquer, you know,
be the last one standing,

but in the interim,
I think we just gotta take it day by day.

- Yeah. Day by day.
- So day by day.

Porsha: I can totally see
why she's kind of torn and what she wants to do.

The fact that we have been gone
this many days

and we have no contact
virtually with Earth,

it's sacrifice,
it's endurance.

- Okay.
- Make peace with whatever you decide.

Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.

- I love you.
- I love you, too.

We'll see what
kind of show we get into today.

Oh, no! That's not fair!
You cannot just judge it from today!

Why you put yourself through this?

What?
I'm just warming up, bro.

This is your whole life though.
You need to be relaxing.

- I am relaxed.
- This is relaxed, huh?

- It's the warm-up.
- Paul: As newbies,

I think we're bringing them some
new life, some new energy.

But it's a competitive group.
It's gonna be tough

trying to figure out
how to really fit in.

What is she-- what is-- what?

- Lance: I know.
- What is going on?

- It's good to be young.
- Tinashe: I'm stretching my back!

Gotta stay limber, you know?

- Damn.
- Yeah.

I can do that.
Let me see. Let me see.

Tinashe: We're trying to
balance all these new energies with all the old energies.

I used to be an athlete.

All right, let me see.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

But I feel very protective
over my friends

who had been here already.

We have been through it all.
We have lasted this long.

- Oh, my God.
- And some of these new people

just don't really know
what to expect.

- Adam: That is yours.
- Ronda: Okay.

What a weird thing.

- Right?
- Yeah.

- What?
- Both: This!

I've never felt more conflicted
about being here.

- It's surreal.
- It is surreal.

Ronda: I'm not
the most social person,

and I have my own anxieties
about being around new people.

In fact, I was most afraid
and intimidated

by the social aspect
of being here,

and now it's become the main
reason why I wanna stay.

Well, two of my favorite people.

- Oh.
- Oh, hey.

Someone's a little
stirrer right now.

- Somebody's stirring.
- That's a good one, that's a good one!

Adam: Andy is a breath
of fresh air

- 'cause Andy gets stuff done.
- You mean like this?

- Yeah.
- Yes, yes.

It's a household,
and's gotta get done.

I reserve my judgment
for the people that don't contribute.

- I squash flies.
- You contribute plenty.

You are like the oxygen
in this place.

On Mars it's so valuable.

No, honey, you are so fantastic.
You are such a bright light.

Adam: You know,
I'm really impressed with Andy.

He just gets along
with everyone in the Hab

and I think that
that's such a great strategy in this experiment.

Honestly,
he's playing this right.

Oh,, man.
What's up?

Is the emergency there's
so much damn good food and it needs to be eaten?

-Incoming message.
- Are we all here?

Yeah, we're here.

Attention, all crew.

Oh, Base Commander.

With us being so deep
into this experiment,

it'll be interesting
to see if anyone is able to exhibit leadership

and take on that role.
Let's do this.

How's everybody's body feeling?

We've been in the field.
Does anybody feel like they need a break?

I wanna go out in the field
because I just want to again.

Yeah, okay.

Lance, you've been out there
every single day.

- How you feeling?
- No, no, I'm going outside.

- You wanna-- okay.
- Porsha: Ooh, all right.

- You going outside again?
- Every chance.

I don't wanna be Base Commander.
I like being outside.

- I'm going out.
- Eventually you have to do it.

- Yeah, eventually, yeah.
- I would do it.

There's a part of me that's
kind of sneaky and competitive

that would love to beat
the competitive people.

I will say that Andy has
a lot of experience being heard

when a lot of people
are talking.

I vote for Andy.

Yeah, Andy would be good.

Yeah, I think Andy
would be great.

- All right, Andy!
- Congratulations, Andy!

- Good job.
- I did it. I did it.

Yes, you did!

I'm the Base Commander, bitch.

That was his goal
the whole time.

I'm really happy that
Andy's Base Commander,

and one of us newbies
was in charge.

He has my back. I think
he'll be a great leader, too.

See, Ma? I'm not a loser!

Being the boss is fantastic,
and it's also an honor.

You know,
it's genuinely flattering

and touching and meaningful

how accepted I feel
by these people.

Shatner: Coming up...

- Emergency!
-Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

There's all this code,
and then there's random sentences.

The Hab AI has been infected
with a virus.

You are all going to die.

What the is going on?

It's time for another
tough decision.

I'm sorry.

I thought it was.

Paul:
No, I gotta see the clock.

Ready, set, go.

- Our butt is too high.
- All right.

Flatten your butt.

Paul was like, "Let's do
a plank competition."

And I'm like,
"Competition? Yeah!"

All right.
I'm just making sure.

Ay, Tinashe!
She's gonna beat us all.

When Paul came in the door,
he came in with a lot of energy,

- and so competitive.
- Watch your butt, Paul.

- I can go for ten minutes.
- Watch your butt, Paul.

- Both: Ten minutes?
- Yeah, so y'all might as well just quit now.

- Oh, man.
- I think I gotta keep my eye on Paul.

I don't know
what he's about yet.

You know? Maybe he's trying
to play games.

Oh, I can't go no more.

I didn't think y'all
could do two minutes. - Ten minutes?

I knew he lied.
I knew he lied.

I was trying
to scare y'all to stop.

You know how long
ten minutes is?

I knew you were trying
to play mind games with me.

I'm like, nope.

I will beat Paul Pierce

in a plank-off
any day of my life.

Base Commander, it is time
to assign the base duties.

Let's meet up around
the command center!

- Yes, Base Commander!
- All right.

Andy: Hi, Marshawn!

All right,
we're just waiting on Porsha.

- Ay!
- She's coming!

- Yeah, there you go.
- She made it.

- She made it.
- Sometimes you need somebody to carry you in.

- That's right. That's right.
- Thank you.

You need to feel like
a little lady sometimes. - Thank you. Teamwork.

- Thanks, team.
- Okay, guys, it's sol day 11.

Mars is closer to heaven.
We have a Hab job.

There are supplies
in a Pelican case

from the resupply
left behind,

and you need to go
and locate it.

Unlike Earth, Mars does not
have magnetic fields,

so you will not be able
to use a compass.

Mars also doesn't have
Google Maps.

So please follow
the included instructions.

And just to get the newer people
with some outside experience,

I'm gonna have
Cat and Paul do that. - All right.

So y'all can get out and
kinda do a mission together.

Awesome, yeah.
Sounds good.

It's great that Andy's come
through for Paul and I.

Us newbies,
we're gonna stick together,

and I think that having
Andy be Base Commander,

you know,
we actually have a leg up. - And that's it.

Thanks, Base Commander.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, Base Commander.

- All right, guys!
- Thank you, Commander.

Fun day!
Have fun out there.

Terrible.

I'm happy to be
Base Commander,

but I'm still new to this,

so I don't really know
my way around.

Anything else I should know?

Okay, so your duties,
things to do,

write down everyone's names

and what you think
their specialties are.

It is so important.

Ariel takes this game and this
situation very seriously.

She wants things
to be a certain way.

She's a very
particular person.

- Yeah.
- So anyway...

Andy, always great vibe.
Paul, great vibe.

But these new people
have no idea.

Write down everything
that's on that screen.

Again, not everything,
but bullet points of the very important parts.

Order of operations.
Put them in order.

I will. Thank you.

- You're gonna be great at it.
- I appreciate all the help.

It's the job I'm best at.

Cat: Man, this is
desolate out here.

- There is nothing.
- This is wild.

Cat and Paul,

a case of vital supplies
was lost when you crash landed on Mars.

Hab reentry will occur when
you have located the case.

How much more we got?

According to the map,
we've walked 1,000 feet.

Another 60 feet to go that way.

Coming to the experiment
halfway through

I think gives me an advantage.

Everyone else is tired.
They've had some missions.

You know,
I'm coming in fresh.

Here we go.
One, two, three, four, five, six.

They better be some steaks
and lobsters or something.

Hope so, too.

18, 19, 20.

Paul: I'm hoping
this gonna be some good food

because the last-- we brought in
some cases with good food.

I'm thinking
maybe we drop some more wings or some steaks.

We walked out here
and it's hot,

spacesuit on,
my shoulders hurting,

my back is hurting,
feet hurting.

Wait, wait, wait. 60 feet.
So we gotta look around.

I see it! I see it!

Where?

It's in there.
Dig under them rocks.

There better be
something in here.

All right, let me see.
Let me see.

Something we can actually use.

Okay, we got something.
What is this?

- What is that?
- Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding?

- This your stuff.
- Oh, yes!

- Thank you, God!
- This your manicure and pedicure stuff?

Cat:
Yeah, pedicure, manicure.

Here, I promise
I'll give you a pedicure. Let's go.

Come on.

I'm getting a pedicure
right now.

I'm not leaving.
You can go ahead.

- Oh, my God.
- Let's do this.

Paul: You knew exactly
what was in here. I know you did.

- Well, I was hoping.
- You knew it wasn't no damn steaks.

Paul: Never again, Cat.
Never again. Oh, my gosh.

You gonna put your legs
around my neck?

Not around your neck.
Just on top.

I love Marshawn.
He's totally become my thunder buddy.

I did not think
I would come to Mars

and leave with Marshawn Lynch
being my BFFFFF.

No, no, no, no, you said
only your arms!

No, 'cause you--

He's just like
chicken soup for my soul,

and I don't think I'd be able
to deal in the Hab without him.

Uh, five minutes is a round.

Aah! I got him out! I got him out!

- Nuh-uh. I had you.
- Unh-uh!

You hella fun.

Oh, I can't wait to get this
back to the Hab.

Oh, gosh.

Spa day.
I see it coming on Mars.

Ronda:
Ever heard of zoochosis?

It's basically animals
in the zoo where they just start pacing

and don't know
what to do anymore. - Cat: Okay.

Open up, open up.

What is happening right now?
We-- no clue.

- It's an emergency!
- Open up.

There's a malfunction.
Let us in.

Uh-oh.

Adam: Emergency!

- Andy: Emergency.
- I'm coming.

Kids, gather by daddy's desk.

Cat: Paul and I went out
on our first field trip,

and we were locked out.
We couldn't get in the Hab.

What's up?

We have no clue
what's happening.

Who the is that?

Ronda: A virus! Oh, no!

- We've been taken over by a--
- Aah!

A virus has come for us!

It seems as if
there's this virus

that's taken over the AI
in the Hab.

I don't think
it's a good thing.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

The "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,"
that was awesome.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That laugh was like,
"Ha, ha, ha, ha."

This is going so fast.

Is there a way
we can slow it down?

You're not supposed
to read that.

It was a little scary
and unnerving.

Open up.
There's a malfunction. Let us in.

- What the hell is this?
- There's all this code and then there's random sentences.

- So I don't know.
-You are all going to d-d-die.

You are all going to d-d-die.

"You are going to die,"
that's what she said.

Base Commander, your mission
briefing is inside the airlock.

It's time to choose
your mission specialist.

Andy: I mean, I knew
I needed to pick somebody

who'd been here already,

somebody that knows their way
around these things,

and somebody that was competent.

So, in my mind,
that would've been Adam,

Ariel, or Tinashe.

Adam, let's go.

Let's go.

And Adam and I just have
the best rapport.

Get 'em! Get' em!

Adam: Hell yeah.

When you're
the mission specialist,

obviously you wanna be
part of a successful mission.

But there's
another part of you going, "Oh, my God, thank God.

I'm gonna get a free pass
if this goes well,

and I'm not going home.

I can stay in
my little red tracksuit."

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Porsha: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Airlock sealed.

- Oh.
- Forever.

You are all going to d-d-die.

Oh, no.
What if it's system error,

and we have to figure out how to
get these back up and running

- and they can't get in?
- Oh.

Do we go back in
or do we go somewhere else?

Incoming message
from mission control.

Shatty Daddy.

Attention, crew,
we don't have much time, so listen closely.

The Hab AI cannot be trusted.

It has already trapped
crewmembers in the airlock.

Who knows what it'll do next?

The Hab AI could sabotage
the entire mission if you don't act fast.

I've managed to get
this message through,

but I'm afraid it's listening.

It's listening somewhere.

You must reset the AI software.

Your Base Commander has all
the information you need.

This mission
will test your intelligence

and it'll earn
a mission patch.

Act quickly. Reset the AI,
rescue the crewmembers,

save the mission!

Good luck!

- Copy.
- Ariel: That's where Paul and Cat are?

- Yep.
- This is horrible for them.

Yeah, the AI was tripping.

The AI can
take our air supply.

AI can turn off
our electricity.

We don't need a haywire AI.

We need AI working
like it's supposed to work.

This is the exciting.

The AI can't be trusted though,

so the AI voice of god
could be the voice of the devil.

- Yeah, we heard it.
- Yeah.

I want the Intelligence Patch

because I deserve the
Intelligence Patch, all right?

I am not just beauty, honey.
I am brains as well.

May we come back in, please?

I'm s-s-sorry, Andy.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

What the is going on?

Your Base Commander
and mission specialist

are now sealed
in the airlock.

In one hour,
the external door will open,

exposing them to
the deadly Mars atmosphere.

Oh!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

- Got it. We got it. Yes.
- All right.

Well, I wish I'd known.
I would've brought my water.

Now that the AI has a virus,
we have to manually reboot

to get this Hab back in order.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Andy: I'm here to do
this ridiculous experiment,

and now Adam and I
are going to die.

We're going to be
stuck in the airlock, we're gonna lose oxygen,

we're gonna die.

And the captain goes down
with his ship and all that,

so I need
to be in charge of it.

I wanna be the one
behind the steering wheel.

We fail, that means
I think maybe you and I go home.

Well, I don't, because
I'm the mission specialist, which is safe. Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Well, mission specialist

honestly seems like
the cushiest gig of all

because the captain's
right hand man gets to get on a lifeboat

and get away from the ship
while the captain sinks with it.

And as I was talking about it
with Adam,

I realize that
he is playing this game

and thinking about it in terms
of maneuvering his way

into being the last one here.

I hope I don't die
of poisonous Mars atmosphere.

It would be such a weird way
to go out.

The AI has a virus
and has locked Andy and I in the airlock.

And now we have
exactly one hour

before the Hab is going to open
the exterior locker door

and let in all
that Mars atmosphere,

and we can't breathe that.

So we have to ask
our crewmembers to save us

by doing different tasks
to manually reboot the AI.

Okay, guys, we got
three different ways that we can overcome this thing,

and we can do them concurrently.

So the first thing
we're gonna do is there's a bike crew,

and that is Ronda,
Marshawn, and Lance, surprise, surprise.

It's like choosing
a guitar challenge and having Eddie Van Halen here.

The bike crew must try to
manually override the system

by riding the bike for 20 miles
before the time runs out.

The second one,
it's you, Cat, and Paul. - Yes.

You guys are going
to locate two panel boxes

around the Hab exterior

and open them by unscrewing
the panel box covers.

Within each panel box
is a switch in order to reboot the system.

- Got it, okay.
- All right.

The remaining three of you,

Tinashe, Porsha, and Ariel,

you guys are going to play
a keyboard instrument game

with the Hab AI.

There will be a series of colors
that flash on the screen

accompanied by musical notes.

The crew needs to use the keys
on the keyboard

to match the correct
color combination

and musical notes
of a familiar song

- to solve the game.
- Copy.

Andy: And again,
anyone of the them succeeding within the hour

will save me and Adam.

And, come on,
who doesn't want us? - We got your back.

- Copy.
- Let's do it.

Everybody ready? Go!

Get your Lance
Armstrong on, baby. - Now let's download it.

Green...

Adam: Each team must be
mission critical,

because if not,
one of them might be going home today.

So I'll go three or four miles,
and then you go.

- Ronda: Okay.
- Marshawn: No, you got 20 miles,

- and then we'll go.
- Andy: Hey, Lance, you're good at riding bikes.

There's green, pink, brown,

red, blue, and yellow in use.

Andy: Their mission
with that keyboard,

it's like Simon Says.

It's like that old
electronic game

where you just have to
mimic colors and tones.

You can write out the order,
but then associating it with certain keys

will be the next step of
the code that we have to crack.

- Okay, this is orange.
- Give me an O.

- Here.
- Yellow.

- Okay, yellow.
- Tinashe: We were off to a really great start

once we figured out
which colors were associated with which musical notes.

Both: Pink.

Green. Red.

- All right, we need the tools.
- Tools? Let's see.

- Can you open it?
- Yeah.

All right, here we go.

All right.

This looks like a panel
right there.

- This is it, right?
- Yeah, this is it.

We gotta do all these?
Holy.

Hey, you want me
to do the unscrewing and you find the other box?

Yeah, I'll go get the other box.
You start doing that.

All right. Jeez.

All right, I know where it is,
so I'm gonna come back around.

It was just,
you know, agonizing.

But Paul and I are the newbies,

and this is an opportunity
to embrace a challenge

because we wanna be
mission critical

and not be
in the bottom three.

Oh, gosh.
Is this for real?

Let me go, bro.

Lance: We sort of rotated.

I would do two miles,
Marshawn a mile, Ronda a mile.

There we are.

- Let's go, dawg.
- Got you.

Ronda: Of course,
we're leaning on Lance Armstrong

to do most of the work there,

but I was actually surprised

he was even gonna let me
and Marshawn help.

I thought he was gonna be like,
"Bike! This is my time!"

Hey, get going, man.

Hey, touch me again, bro.

Oh.

You have a ball
and you're running with it.

And there's big guys coming.

And they're like,
"I'm gonna get you!"

Guys, Adam and I are gonna die.
No horseplay.

You only have
40 minutes remaining.

Do you think
you can beat m-m-me?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ariel:
What if one of them repeats?

Okay.

We're all competitive,

so there's
a little bit of a race

to see who can
finish it first.

You guys are killing it
in there.

Tinashe:
People underestimate me, but for this one,

I really wanna prove that
I deserve to be here on Mars.

- I think they got it.
- They're writing Tinashe's next album.

That's what I think it is.

- So we're correct?
- Yep, I think it's...

- That's it.
- It was a familiar song,

but I didn't
recognize the song.

♪ Red, yellow

♪ Red, yellow

The colors are going so fast,

and you're trying
to get the order.

I even wrote down
the alphabet and was like,

is it a number code? What?

Da Vinci Code?
We have to figure this out.

You need me to switch
for a minute?

How many have I done so far?

The screws were this big.

It wasn't like turn, turn,
and it's out.

It was turn, turn, turn.
Man, come on.

Just pull it open.

So we should just do one--
three rows.

Boom, just push it open.

Okay, go.

Oh, my gosh.

There's another panel to go.

Maybe there's a tool
in the rover.

Let me go check.

Cat:
We had one screwdriver,

so I was trying to find
anything I could

to act a second screwdriver.

Maybe the key for the rover.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, maybe I can do this.

You okay, Cat?

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Let me see if I can get up.
Yep, I'm up.

It was extremely hard.
I mean, we were hot,

and we were in
our 100-pound suits.

But we just had
to keep working at it.

I took a spill, but I got up.

You feeling well?

- Lance. How many miles?
- Lance: What?

- We're at almost 15 1/2 miles.
- All right, thank you.

- I'm climbing. You ready?
- Yep.

Well, the bike is obviously
a comfortable place for me.

You never know
with the timer on the wall

and people are getting tired,

so I'm gonna give it 100% and
try to be mission critical.

I'm gonna need that.
I'm trying.

- You trying?
- Trying.

- You a prima donna, bro.
- Oh, yeah. For sure.

You just figured that out?

I should've said,
"Let's mix it up.

Lance, you figure out
the puzzle."

Blue, pink, yellow...

Both: Red.

Oh, no, no.

"Porsha, you get on the bike."

There is only 12 minutes
left on the clock.

Prepare to fail at my game,
humans.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Adam: The rest of the team
is out there working,

and my life
is in their hands.

So all I can do
at this point...

is panic.

Adam: I'm running out of air
in an airlock,

so now my life
is on the line.

Imagine us succumbing
to the toxic Mars atmosphere.

Pink, blue, pink, blue.

Celebronauts,

you have five minutes left
to save Andy and Adam.

Start saying your goodbyes.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Okay, so let's--
I'm gonna listen to it and try again.

Yeah.

Green, pink, blue, pink.

Can you hear me, Porsha?
How's it going? I mean--

We're playing the song again.

I think you might be
on the last note.

- That's what I'm hearing.
- Yellow and red.

Porsha:
We are laser focused.

I don't intend on being
in the bottom three.

Less than a mile. He's got--

Cat and Paul, how's it going?

There's more screws on this one
than the last one, huh?

Cat: We're doing it.

We're working as fast
as possible.

Paul:
That's not even moving.

Andy: First team to finish
will reboot the system,

so we all gotta keep going
to the finish line.

Ronda, how much longer?

We're on the last
tenth of a mile.

Ariel: Pink, yellow.

- 9, 8, 7...
- Mashawn: 7.

- 6, 5, 4...
- Lance, Arm...

- 3, 2, 1.
- Strong, For, The,

- Win!
- 20 miles!

-Virus deleted.
- 20 miles.

Artificial intelligence
restored to normal.

- Good job, baby!
- We're in!

Tinashe:
The mission was a success.

We were one note away
from cracking the code,

so I was just glad
that the bike team was able to save the day today.

- How is that possible?
- ♪ Never gonna let you down

Wait, they did say
it was a popular song.

- We're getting Rickrolled!
- Yeah, we got--

Congratulations,
celebronauts.

- Adam: We're in!
- Andy: Cat, Paul, you can come on home.

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, my God.

- You killed it.
- Aw, sheesh.

Cat: I think that we had
a really hard, grueling day,

and our jobs were much harder
than anyone else's.

So I'm feeling confident

that Andy will see
we are mission critical.

- All right!
- Welcome back.

- Team!
- Welcome!

Incoming message
from mission control.

Congratulations!
Mission was a success.

Base Commander, it's time
to choose which crewmembers

impressed you most
with their intelligence.

Then it's time
for another tough decision.

With rations dwindling,

one of your crewmates
must be extracted.

Transmission is over!

Being Base Commander,

I am the person
that makes the call

of who should be
in the bottom three,

but it sucks having
to send somebody home.

Well, I think what
I'm gonna start with is Cat and Paul are safe.

We could hear the effort that
Cat and Paul were going through.

Adam: I think Cat and Paul
are out of the question. - We can't do that to them.

Adam:
Lance was pretty critical. - Yes.

The winning team gets to stay.

With the exception of Ronda.
You can put her in the bottom.

Andy: She's got a baby at home
that she misses terribly,

so that's gonna be up to her.

So it'll be Ronda,
and it's gotta be Tinashe and Porsha.

I think that's where
it gets a little tricky. - Yeah.

Because I don't think
Porsha or Tinashe

should have to be
put in a position to leave.

I love Porsha,
and I adore Tinashe.

I'm not gonna let them
be put in the bottom three.

I think you could argue
that Paul and Cat

were in the most
uncomfortable position,

that they had been
outside all day. - Yeah.

But how critical was it
to the mission?

And is that what
we're gonna base it on?

Adam: That's up to you.

Andy: Adam and I gotta base
these decisions on the mission.

It is not fun.

Guys, first of all,
I just wanna start and say

within two days,
you guys make me Base Commander,

and it's meaningful.

I can't believe--
I'm getting, like, choked up.

- Aww.
- Right?

Mars sneaks up on your ass.

Yeah, I-- it's just--
it's a beautiful feeling,

and I really
thank you all for it.

Um, but, you know,

the rules of the game
are somebody's gotta go home.

So it's about whatever
the results of the mission were.

The bike riders made it first,

so the bike team,
you three guys are safe.

The women that were over here
figuring out that thing, they were one note away.

They were so close.

And unfortunately, Cat, Paul,
you guys were out there,

and you still had
some more work to do.

So I gotta put Cat and Paul
in the bottom.

- Let's go, buddy.
- Ronda, she's got an 18-month-old,

so I wanna give you
the opportunity to make that decision again,

so I'm gonna put you
in the bottom three too, okay?

But if you three guys
could head into the airlock...

Cat: Super disappointed
and confused,

and I'm not gonna lie,
a little pissed.

I think it's.

We out there
like in a suit.

- Andy: I know.
- Cat: But you guys were playing games in here.

We out there killing ourselves.

But, hey, it didn't count
for.

I've been a competitor
my whole life.

We gave everything we had,

and to come in and
be in the bottom three,

I thought,
"This is so not fair."

All right, guys,
the rules of the game are somebody's gotta go home.

The bottom three
are Ronda, Cat, and Paul.

It's a tough decision.
It sucks. - Yeah.

Yeah, it sucks.
It's really hard. - So I want each of you to,

you know, let me know
why you're mission critical.

I'm gonna start with Cat.

You know, I feel like
I'm mission critical.

- I know I'm mission critical...
- All right, mm-hmm.

...because I spent
hours in the field risking my life for the team.

Confidence is a good asset
moving forward, for sure. - Yeah.

I agree with everything
you said, Cat.

Paul, why are you
mission critical?

Um, for a lot
of the same reasons.

I mean, our job,
I felt like at the time,

was the most difficult
based on what we had to do,

And so me and Cat,
we worked hard.

We sacrificed for the team.

We wanna be here,
and we'll do anything moving forward.

Uh, Ronda, your turn.

Nobody knows
their Mars better than me.

Yep, that's true.

But I'm gonna have to step down
on this mission.

I got a 18-month-old
beautiful baby girl.

Earth is calling.

But I have enjoyed
my time on Mars

with you crazy little Martians

so much more than
I ever dreamed possible.

This has been
an amazing experience.

I'm so happy
I got to spend this time

in this crazy little Hab
with you guys

because I love and respect
you all so much.

You know, it's up to her,
but she was on the winning team,

the team that got us there.

Obviously, Ronda's put in
the time and the effort.

She's been for all these weeks
and been a really,

really important part
of our family unit.

But also,
as a friend of Ronda now,

I think that if
she wants to go, then to me,

that makes a lot of sense
because we support her. - Andy: Yeah.

Listen, I feel like
I'm super mish crit,

but I'm gonna have to
step down.

- We agree.
- Okay.

All right, we love you, Ronda.
Have a good trip home.

- Kill it for me, guys!
- We will.

charge it
when I'm gone!

You show Mars who is the boss!

- That's right!
- Yeah, we will!

You show those new people
what it's like to run the red planet!

- Both: Oh, oh, oh!
- I love you all so much.

All right, Cat and Paul,
you're mission critical.

Come on in and get
your patches, guys.

Goodbye, Ronda.

- Aww
- Yay!

- You came in!
- My dawg!

Ronda: I think I'm definitely
gonna miss Marshawn the most.

I tried to take that guy down
for ten days,

and I could not
take him down once.

I've never met anyone who
I just could not take down.

But, yeah, I'll miss trying.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Good job, man. Good job.

Oh, my goodness!
I love you guys so much! - Ronda, Ronda!

Mwah! Mwah!

All right.
Man, that was tough.

I'm kind of conflicted
about being out.

I miss everybody already.

But I'm so excited to go home
and see my baby.

Going home.

Everybody,
patches for intelligence.

- Did we get-- yeah.
- There you go.

- Have an Intelligence Patch.
- Thank you.

Cat:
I was really a little pissed.

I think that Andy
made an easy decision because he's the new guy,

and he doesn't
want to step on the toes of any senior members.

I thought it was, frankly,

you know,.

- Andy...
- I don't expect you to forgive me.

- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

- Here, take this. Take this.
- Give me my patch.

Cat called me an.
Cat was pissed.

I think when
you piss off Cat Cora, she stays pissed off.

I wanna apologize.
I don't expect any forgiveness, but--

It's a bad position to be in
to be Base Commander.

Aww.

I'm sorry.
It's okay, babe.

Listen, nobody honestly
thought you deserved

- to be in the bottom three.
- I'm just emotional.

I think I'm just, like--
being out there--

It becomes way more important
to you than you expect it.

Cat: Yeah.

Shatner: Next time...

You make somebody
that competitive cry,

- it's over.
- Cat: It is not personal.

For me,
it's all about business.

You know, the whole notion
of alliances and all that,

I'm too old for that.

Andy: Cat was pissed.

I did not get the sense
that we were good.

- Aah!
- Hey! I can't see.

Oh, my God.

- Who am I tapping?
- Ariel: Me.

- Andy: Who's "me"?
- Do you think that I fell flat?

I've talked my way out
of the bottom three before.