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# Where does our love lie ?
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# In the middle of nowhere
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# Will it soon pass me by ?
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# In the middle of nowhere
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# Baby, won't you tell me
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# What am I to do ?
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# I'm in the middle of nowhere
Getting nowhere with you
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# SAXOPHONE PLAYS RANDOM TUNE
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(GASPS)
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Ah, could I have a lovely pint
of Moyphy's, please ?
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Sure.
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You're Irish, aren't you ?
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I am indeed.
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I can always tell - the raven-haired
good looks and... slightly Celtic.
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Some of your big Irish crisps, please
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Mm, Ireland, I do love it. The green
is so green and the bog fires and
the salad and the music just gets you
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What part of Ireland are you from ?
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Maidenhead. My grandad was Irish,
God rest his soul.
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When he dies.
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I play the accordion. To be sure.
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Reels, hornpipes, whirligigs.
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You know Lanigan's Ball ? To be sure
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I am the ball, I've been playing it
since... It's my all-time favourite.
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I'm gonna call my children Lanigan,
even if they're boys.
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Give it a go.
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# HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK
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# BOTCHED PLAYING
AND SHRILL, TUNELESS SINGING
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Bit... bit rusty.
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# IMMACULATE RENDITION
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Yeah, nice.
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Never tastes the same in England.
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Ooh, that's heavy.
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# HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK
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Gin and tonic, please.
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Patrick still giving you trouble ?
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He's got this thing with commitment.
Refuses to talk about it, though.
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Should dump him now.
I wouldn't let Ben behave like that.
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No, you wouldn't.
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It's ground rules, Anna. Ben knows
it's me who calls the shots.
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It's not the same, is it ?
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Because Ben isn't down the pub
every night getting slaughtered.
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He's reliable, I always know
where he is and he damn well knows
if I didn't I'd chuck him out.
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Jo, when are you going to face up to
the fact that Ben is a pot plant ?
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Why aren't you dressed as King Kong ?
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Again you've decided what applies
to t'rest of us doesn't apply to you.
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Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Has the Chief Executive
given you a dispensation ?
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No.
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King Kong not trendy enough ?
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No, he is.
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Feel square coming in
as King Kong like everybody else ?
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Maybe I thought it could be
all different... kinds of monkey.
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That won't wash with me.
You've always come as him
and you don't look like any monkey.
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She could be a very old one.
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Eyes on boxes !
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Fun Day is a day when everybody,
including supervisors...
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Gets to express their individuality.
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No ! Has fun dressed as King Kong.
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But you, you come in like some stupid
winky, making everybody insecure.
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Can you see a happy King Kong ?
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Paco's happy.
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No, he's not.
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Maybe I thought it's more original.
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More original ? Than King Kong ?
What the bloody hell are you ?
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It's just general.
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And what's this ? Hm ?
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Something from space ?
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Joanne, why ?
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I wanted to show off
by being different.
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I admit it's backfired,
but I'm not the only one.
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Am I, Paco ?
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Yeah, you are.
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No, I'm not.
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Who the bloody hell are you ?
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Heidi.
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Paco, I am so disappointed.
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You look ridiculous, you both do.
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Look, I've got a spare Kong head,
you can have that.
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No, borrow that.
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Not wearing it.
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I've worn it before,
it's disgusting. It stinks.
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'They work hard.'
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'Really hard.'
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'Then they work some more.'
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'When they're not working hard,
they study hard.'
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'Really, really hard.'
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'After they've worked really hard...
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..and studied really, really hard...
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..they sleep
really, really, really hard.'
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Have you heard ?
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BOTH: No.
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If you put a firecracker in a kitten
and then light it...
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..the kitten's so surprised it shoots
four feet into the air and rockets
willy-nilly all over the place.
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But you need a small kitten
for that to work.
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Doesn't the kitten explode ?
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A bit.
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How extraordinary.
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ALL: Hmm...
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You know, it's great having a bloke
as a best mate.
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It's really good
doing loads of stuff with a man.
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I winge to you about my love life.
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You can talk to me
even when I'm in the bath...
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..and give me a massage and
I know you're not getting off on it.
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I feel like
we can tell each other everything.
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Um...
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(SIGHS) I'm not actually gay.
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And...
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..I am getting off on it.
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And I... I'm just
completely in love with you.
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OW !
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I don't care, anyway.
I've seen you in your bra !
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(SOMERSET) No way !
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(SOMERSET) Didn't get that job, then?
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He wanted me to milk the cow !
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Right.
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That's not right, is it ? Me pullin'
on a cow's tits ? It's a man's job.
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Imagine me pullin' on a big old
cow's long tits, I'm not a lesbian.
I said "No way !"
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If women like doing that, if that's
what they're into in Lerrrnderrrn,..
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..then that is fine,
but I wouldn't enjoy it.
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They do that by machine now.
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I still have to touch the tits,
though. It's not for me, Bobby.
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Right.
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Helen ? Hi, this is Denise
in Acquisitions and Mergers.
Could you spare a moment ?
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm working on
the MMR takeover spreadsheet and
at the end of a column it does this.
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"QUACK !"
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Brilliant, isn't it ?
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Can I go now ?
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Yeah.
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"QUACK ! QUACK ! QUACK !"
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"QUACK ! QUACK ! QUACK ! QUACK !"
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So, er,...
what sort of music do you like ?
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Mu... Oh, God, anything, really.
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Pop and... middle of the road,
you know, kind of... the old, er...
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I do love... Do you remember
the old, um,... the old...
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It goes... # I know it sounds funny
but I just can't stand the pain
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Easy Like Sunday Morning, yeah.
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# Girl, I'm leavin' you
tomorro-oh-oh-ow
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# Seems to me, girl,
you know I've done all I can
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Yeah, yeah, I know the one.
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# You see, I begged,
stole and I borrowed, yeah, ooh !
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# That's why I'm easy
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# I'm easy like Sunday mornin'
yea-ea-yeaaah
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# That's why I'm eeeeasy yeaa-eah
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# I'm easy like Sunday mo-o-o-rnin'
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You've got a nice voice.
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Du-du-dul-du-du-duh-boom
# Why in the world
would anybody put chains on me ?
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# I paid my dues to make it
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Der-der-der-der-der-der-dnn.
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# Everybody wants me to be
what they want me to be
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# I'm not happy if I try to fake it
No, ooh !
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# That's why I'm easy
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# Aah-aah-aah-aaah
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# I'm easy like... #
No, I'll do it
# ..easy like Sunday mornin' yeah #
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# Bow-booow
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# Bo-o-ow ba-ba-ba
bow-bo-o-w-booowww
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Der-der-der der-der-der. Last bit...
# That's why I'm easy
Aah-aah-aah-aaah
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# I'm easy like Sunday mornin'
yea-ea-eah-yeah
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# That's why I'm EEEAASSSYYY
yea-eaaah
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# I'm easy like Sunday
mo-o-o-o-o-rniiiiiiiiin'
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(SIGHS) Got me through
some tough times, that's all.
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Helen ? Hi, it's Denise.
Sorry about earlier,
could you come up straightaway ?
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I'm very busy, Denise...
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No, Helen, straightaway.
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Have you dragged me up here
to show me a stupid noise ?
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Course I haven't got you here
just for a noise. (TUTS)
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Look, if I move my face
at the same time you get this -
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"QUACK ! QUACK !"
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"QUACK ! QUACK ! QUACK ! QUACK !"
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"QUA-QUA-QUACK !"
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"QUACK ! QUACK ! QUACK !"
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"QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK !"
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"QUACK !"
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Hello, my name is Belinda...
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..I'm 30... and my feet just taper
at the end to a sharp edge.
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Hi, I'm Elaine. I'm looking for a
tall, solvent man who's considerate.
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I work as a legal secretary...
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..and my interests include
the theatre, good food and tennis.
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Give me a call.
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Hello, I'm Roz.
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Before we go any further,
I feel I should be open...
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PIG RETRACTOR !
..about one aspect of myself.
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Um, there is something in my life...
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FETCHING ! FETCHING !
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..that is too - EGG ! - significant
not to - PIG EGG ! - mention.
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Um, I know it puts some people off
but I would - IT DOES EXACTLY
WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIIIIN ! -
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..need you, whoever you are,
to accept - WICKERWORK - me as I am,
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BARLEY !
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..as a Christian.
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Please don't do this to me.
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I'm sorry.
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After everything we've been through ?
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It was always temporary
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It's my life !
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Mary, it's winter,
I don't need you any more.
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Is that your last word ?
If it is I'm gonna drown myself.
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Don't be so dramatic.
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I will drown myself.
Is that your last word ?
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Yes.
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Right. Right !
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What would you like ?
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A ninety-nine. >
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A ninety-nine.
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Aa-aaaaahh !
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AAH...
It's too shallow, I'm going deeper !
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< AAH !
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GOODBYE ! GOODBYE !
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Ergh ! Yurgh !
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Errh ! AAAH !
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OH ! OHHHH !
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AAAAAAHH !
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URGH !
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Did you like that ?
Me drowning myself ?
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Did it make you feel big ? Important?
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You killer !
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What are you looking at ?
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Have you heard ?
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BOTH: No.
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If you cover bread in mustard
and feed it to a sparrow...
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..it poos continuously for three
weeks all over the place, apparently
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What, everywhere ?
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Even in your sister's hair !
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ALL: Mmm...
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It's our only copy, you'll have
to store it up the back bottom.
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The Trendle report's still up there.
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Ah, Michael,
let's hope his drive's empty.
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Bridge Report, could you save it
in your back bottom ?
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I'm terribly overstretched - I have
the Fisher prototype and the Hayes
document. Any more and I may crash.
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Sally ?
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< Yeah ?
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Bridge Report. Is there room
in your back bottom ?
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I don't want to, can I not ?
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But you're the only one with space.
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Carol's downloaded the Universal
Report and she's had an upgrade.
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Don't know if you can help,
it's the Bridge Report.
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How chocka is your back bottom ?
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I will do it, but I will have
to dump by Friday, I've got
all the auditor's reports in there.
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Even with RAM facility I'm stuffed.
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Normally I can store
a 100-page document.
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What about Baptista, the temp ?
241
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:07,861
Did you take the patient's
blood-sugar levels ?
242
00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:07,861
Yes, hoof an are agog.
243
00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:14,541
And the patient showed no signs
of distress ? I'm sorry, Martha,
I have to ask you.
244
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:21,101
Blidzuga was nomal, so I just
guv him his usual aligog
doon the ninad abotch 3.30.
245
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,541
And what time did the patient
start to throw up ?
246
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:27,261
Throo-thorty, throo-thorty-feeve.
247
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,901
I forgot to say.
248
00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,741
Shall I just speak normally now ?
249
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:41,541
That would be easier.
250
00:18:35,061 --> 00:18:41,541
Then we took him to theatre.
251
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:41,541
Was he still throwing up ?
252
00:18:38,621 --> 00:18:41,541
Yes, he was. Yes indeed.
253
00:18:50,621 --> 00:18:52,421
Adios.
254
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,541
Paola, hi.
255
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:02,701
What's the matter ?
256
00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:08,941
My family...
257
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:08,941
Yeah ?
258
00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:08,941
My family all dies in crash.
259
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,941
In a crash.
260
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,181
In a crash my family dies.
261
00:19:13,181 --> 00:19:19,981
You'd say "have died", the past
perfect. It happened recently
and it's still the case.
262
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:26,381
Your family
are still dead, so you'd say
"my family have all died in a crash"
263
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,541
It was incidente.
264
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:33,661
Accident.
265
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,661
It was an accident on mountain road.
266
00:19:34,221 --> 00:19:36,981
A mountain road, the article again.
267
00:19:36,981 --> 00:19:41,741
Th-the lorry was swerve...
and was hitting... the car.
268
00:19:41,941 --> 00:19:47,341
Not "was swerve". No, I've confused
you. Sorry, is this insensitive ?
269
00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:52,781
It's simple past, an action that
happened in the past and is finished
270
00:19:52,781 --> 00:20:00,541
Is the lorry still swerving ? No.
It swerved once and killed your
family. So "the lorry swerved"...
271
00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:08,621
..or you could be flash and say
"the lorry smashed into my
family car, killing the occupants."
272
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,741
The lorry smashed into my family car
273
00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:21,061
Yep.
274
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:21,061
..killing my mother,
my father and my neighbour.
275
00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:21,061
Yeah, you see ? Very, very, good !
276
00:20:21,061 --> 00:20:28,461
Your English is really improving,
Paola. So that's some sort
of consolation, isn't it ? Mm ?
277
00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:32,061
Take care, see you later.
278
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:43,141
Have you heard ?
279
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:43,141
BOTH: No.
280
00:20:37,101 --> 00:20:43,141
If you are bored or depressed - say
you lost a credit card or boyfriend -
281
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:47,461
..you should wee
onto an ice-cube tray and freeze it.
282
00:20:47,461 --> 00:20:52,461
When all your friends come round,
pop the cubes into their Pimm's.
283
00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:55,381
How extraordinary !
284
00:20:55,381 --> 00:20:58,381
Then they'll be drinking your wee !
285
00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,381
(BOTH LAUGH)
286
00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:02,381
How ingenious.
287
00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:04,381
Hmm.
288
00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:08,901
# CHEESY DANCE-POP BALLAD
289
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:24,901
# We have seen another year
290
00:21:18,381 --> 00:21:24,901
# Of loneliness and hate
291
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:24,901
# Of hunger and fear and sad things
292
00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:29,381
# Hiding from the truth
is not the answer
293
00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:34,701
# We have to look at the bad things
294
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:40,221
# BOTH: It's time
to plant the seed of love
295
00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:40,221
# The seed of love...
296
00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:45,541
# Wrap it in the compost of care
297
00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:45,541
# The compost of care...
298
00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:49,141
# Hold the watering can
of dreams above
299
00:21:49,421 --> 00:21:54,421
# And stand and wait
for something to gro-o-ow
300
00:21:54,861 --> 00:21:59,301
# ALL: If the world
had just one heart
301
00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:03,781
# Pumping love to all the people
that are part of it
302
00:22:04,381 --> 00:22:08,941
# If the world had just one lung
303
00:22:09,341 --> 00:22:14,661
# Breathing life into the globe
just like a pink balloon
304
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,661
# We are standing hand in hand
305
00:22:17,821 --> 00:22:19,941
# Red, yellow, black and white
306
00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:23,981
# And dark blue and green and purple
307
00:22:23,981 --> 00:22:25,821
(Purple.)
308
00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:30,021
# We can build a dam
of understanding
309
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:33,781
# Across the stream of abuse
310
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:39,221
# We're searching for a tiny dove
311
00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:44,461
# Flying on the wings of hope
312
00:22:44,861 --> 00:22:48,741
# We're the candle of peace
in its beak
313
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:56,181
# The drips of wax
bring freedom and lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve
314
00:22:56,181 --> 00:23:06,061
# If the world had just one heart
315
00:22:59,781 --> 00:23:06,061
# Just one heart
316
00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:06,061
# Pumping love to all the people
that are part of it
317
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:11,021
# If the world had just one lung
318
00:23:11,021 --> 00:23:15,301
# Breathing life into the globe
just like a pink balloon
319
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:20,301
# GIRLS:
If the world had just one heart
320
00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:25,301
# Pumping love to all the people
that are part of it
321
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,301
# SO MANY PEOPLE !
322
00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:29,741
# If the world had just one lung
323
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:39,461
# Breathing life into the globe
just like a pink ballooooon #
324
00:23:43,301 --> 00:23:45,541
Can I, er, can I kiss you ?
325
00:23:46,941 --> 00:23:48,541
Yeah.
326
00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:50,741
No.
327
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:53,141
Yeah.
328
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,141
No.
329
00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:59,301
Yyyeeaa...
330
00:23:59,301 --> 00:24:01,301
..nnnno.
331
00:24:01,301 --> 00:24:03,301
Can I kiss you or not ?
332
00:24:03,301 --> 00:24:04,901
Yeah.
333
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,701
No.
334
00:24:07,381 --> 00:24:11,021
Yeah, you...
335
00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:11,021
Yeah ?
336
00:24:09,621 --> 00:24:11,021
No.
337
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:13,021
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