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Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere.
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Will it soon pass me by?
In the middle of nowhere.
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Baby won't you tell me
what am I to do?
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I'm in the middle of nowhere
getting nowhere with you.
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Hello, do you mind if I drop
in and have a do here?
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I've only got one copy to do.
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no no, it's all right.
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all right...
Okay...
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Are you ready?
Yeah..
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Tadaaaa!
Wow!
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Wow, wow, wow, wow,
you look amazing!
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You like that?
Phawww!!
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Heheh, ting ding ding ding ding!
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Sexy, yownow!
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Are you sure you like it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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He's gonna be all over ya now
he's gonna be gagging for it
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He must stop and have to wank it
phedoingoingoing
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you now it'd be tongue in your ear
and nine hands everywhere
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pfffft, you don't have to wait
so ehm he gets to party now
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he'll have you in the back
of a taxi, you know
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strip you naked on the back seat
cab driver, is not working, yeah
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cab driver is watching and you two
would be at it like bastards
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it's gonna be like uhmmm,
uhmmm,uhmmm,uhmmm,
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you gonna be like
aaahw, aaahw,aaahw,
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amaze, you'll be twittering like,
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oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
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jingle bells, here comes santaaahhh!!
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then you go out of the car
and you are able to do
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warp, and you 've
got a big rush everywhere
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big smile on your face,
you don't have any pants...
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Sorry...
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I just haven't had sex for a long time.
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I'm gonna go and ehmm...
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I'm gonna go and put a cardy on.
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I wan't you back!
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don't want it!
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don't go away!
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narow gauge...
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bypass clip
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please..
thank you, Claude
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Eh, you just need to
burn it with that.
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I can see that, thank you.
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Wendy..
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Another.
Hmm?
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Another.
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???
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Ehmaan dah?
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Stapler please, there.
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I think, you'll find
you just splashed me..
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No I didn't
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There's defenitely..
a spec..
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Thank you..
An apology would have been nice.
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Sorry.
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Ac. cep. ted.
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Ooh, I'm sorry
whipe please, Claire.
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Could check seline for me again
and swob again?
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Oops..
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Am I right, on thinking you did that...
accidentally on purpose...
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Aamahndaah..
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No...
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What do you think Claire..
Birgitte..
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I'm waiting...
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No way.
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Say you're sorry.
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No, I won't.
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Honest! Bleeding bitch, bleeding!
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So say, you're sorry than.
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Claire, plaster for Mindy.
Yes, sir.
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No, I won't
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You say you're sorry.
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So...
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Who'se the troup surgeon?
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You are.
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Seature please, Claire.
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I find, that when I'm working
through a crowded room..
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most people I don't know
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I feel a great difficulty to breath
and I can't be myself
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and, ehm.. I aspire.
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Sorry, ehm...
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before we kick of properly there's
a few ground rules I'd like to lay down
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before the pursuit.
Okay, yeah..
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Well, you may already know this,
but the..
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analysant and analyst, which in
this situation would be you and I
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relationship, is traditionally frought
with difficulties.
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and I ought to explain that you may experience
something that we call transference.
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Yes? That may manifest itself as
an intense longing.
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for ehm....
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me.
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as mad as it may seem..
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allright, I probably don't need
to say this, but ehm..
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okay, it's not impossible
that over a course of sessions
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you may begin to imagine
that you ehm..
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that you eh, desire.. me..
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and that you 've fallen in
love... with me..
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hunt me.. not to put
to fine a point on it..
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Right.
Ehm.. Yes...
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Are you experiencing anything
like that, now?
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For you?
Yes.
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No.
Are you gay?
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No.
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Right, well then don't be
alarmed if quite soon you do
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You begin to experience the
desire to reach out and..
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cradle my hair or stroke
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stroke my face and..
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Generally proposition me and
try to make marry with me also
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on the points of this building, but...
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I ought also to say, that that's not
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generally something that's ehm..
that's allowed.
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Right..
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It's not gonna be a problem.
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Ehehmm..
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Fine.
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I am quite expensive, do
you know that?
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It might be out of your league.
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Okay it all seems to be in order
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and I'm absolutely delighted,
that you gonna be joining us..
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we certainly can do with
a fresh pair of legs.
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Is there anything, that you would
like to ask?
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Oh, ehm no I don't think so.
You've covered everything.
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Well, it's a real pleasure to ehh..
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Aaahhh! Hehe..
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Oh, before you go, ehm..
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Let's introduce you to the other one
that's so pleade departed.
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Oh, yeah, thank you.
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Eh, Barbare, Justin..
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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This is Caroline, our new ...
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Nice to meet you.
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Very nice for me to.
Oh great.
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So we all look forward, seeing
you on tuesday.
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Thanks so much.
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I put the memo on your desk.
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Thank you, mark.
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Hello, so...
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This.. is...
George.
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Yop, and George..
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is...
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Not very happy.
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No, obviously and...
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He's...
His leg.
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Hmhm..
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And....
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He is.. a..
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Ehm..
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Hamster.
Yes.
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Yes of course hamster,
hamster, hamster, hamster.
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Well, if you just put him down...
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on the table, and I'll have a little,
little ehm..
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Goodness gracious me..
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Who, he's got..
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He's got some teeth.
Obviously, all right.
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What I'm going to do..
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Is eh...
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Oh, oh..
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I'm going to try to..
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Catch him.
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In the cup.
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No, no..
Yes, upside down.
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Because, then his back legs
will be up and I can see them.
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No look, I know what I'm doing
I am a vet.
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Yes, you see!
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Not such an idiot after all.
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There we go.
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"when all the world is cold and stinky"
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"you meet the right Jack untill the new"
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"you need to come home to a real friend"
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"one who's always there, just for you"
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"to share all the special cherry moments"
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"to do all that we can be ... "
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"who will give you what you want"
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"do the things you like to do"
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"solve the problems with one stroke"
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Cats...
we just can't get it ..
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Emma?
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What.. hi!
Oh.. hi.
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I haven't seen you for ages,
you've been avoiding me?
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Well... actually..
Well you don't now..
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I'm eh...
Must tell you I've got this...
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fantastic job in Piavra,
record company,
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Really good people, lots more money
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Oh, another great job..
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I'll do the casting, I get a company
card the other week and I..
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can change the colour!
So, that's nice for you..
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well, he's such a nice guy..
the whole company is really nice..
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and Nicky, my boss said I'd maybe
be an associate, by the end of the month..
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Yeah, you get a toss about your bloody job..
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You know I have been abroad seven times
in the past six months and..
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they are even talking of going to
New York at the end of the month
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which is gonna be fantastic
much more money to!
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You shove it up your arse!
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and you know that I can afford,
the most bejee little flat in Notting Hill
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really good, great view over
the market, portobello road..
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just at the most lovely place..
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Yeah I hope brown south..
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You know that Travis, my fianc�e...
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... which is a bit sad, but ehm...
We're gonna get married!
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Travis is a wanker..
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Everyone is very happy and everything
is just going swimmingly..
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Hmm.. fuck off.
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Anyway nice..
great to hear al the news..
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you now clever, just not brilliant..
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no he's terribly go to out for
and that's why people like him.
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Look, there's a spot, he lucky you..
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Oooh.. ouhh....
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Aahh....
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There... Not sticking out to much, am I?
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No, no, no.. you are fine..
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Just coping me, all right?
Okay, right..
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Okay, right we're just these dudes
from Blackburn.
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From Blackburn..
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And like, we go to a football every
saterday afternoon.
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every saterday afternoon..
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and then we only got a pie half time
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pie half time
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and then we really que for
two blokes, to go out with.
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two blokes, to go out with..
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and then.. we really think of
going out with Kimberley.
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well you gotta say something!
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I'm the quiet one.
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Ehm.. hello.
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I've actually got ehmm...
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an army of naval officers that
live in my hair.
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which is eh, quite embarrassing to my,
pipe people on and of the boat
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it's often very inappropriate
times like, ehm...
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a drinks party or in a cinema and you and..
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you suddently hear...
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and you have to go....
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people must think I'm lunatic
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ehm. if that's a problem with you though...
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let's just leave it, shall we?
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just can't seem to get a man...
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Hi, I am Mariella..
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I ehmm....
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I have nothing out of the ordinary
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I am quite normal
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I have normal breast
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I have ehmm...
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a normal mouth
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legs and teeth
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eh...
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I have normal interest,
skying and bathing
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I have normal breast..
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quite normal...
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anyone called maintenance?
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Yeah, I did.
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All right, heathing playing up
again, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's bloody freezing,
I just can't seem to get warm.
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All right, this is what we're
gonna do about that, then.
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oohhh ohoohhhhhw...
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there, warmer?
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Yeah...
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You're welcome, anymore problems
just give us a call.
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so ehm.. I just want
to get a check up
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really cause I'm.. very bored
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right ehm.. general check up
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ehmm.. check my blood pressure
257
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,162
Yeah, good..
258
00:16:58,163 --> 00:17:00,131
Okay..
259
00:17:00,906 --> 00:17:02,869
Get started.. ehmm..
260
00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:07,669
Stethoscope..
261
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,249
Just there.
262
00:17:10,606 --> 00:17:12,308
Look at me poking it ehm..
263
00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:14,038
eh, ehmm..
264
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:17,028
Look at me poking it
onto your ehm...
265
00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:18,453
chest.
266
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,234
Just breath in.
267
00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:21,795
No, no just breath less.
268
00:17:21,796 --> 00:17:24,057
Okay, that's super.
269
00:17:24,058 --> 00:17:25,731
Euhh.. right.
270
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,053
Could you just hold this?
271
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:29,471
Thank you.
272
00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,756
Great, good.
273
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,757
Ehm, on the couch, please
274
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:36,025
Okay..
Fine.
275
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,773
I just going to touch your tommy..
276
00:17:40,774 --> 00:17:43,956
Ehm... Touch your tommy..
277
00:17:43,957 --> 00:17:44,957
Ouwhkkh...
278
00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:48,822
Ehmm...
279
00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:51,411
Well, I'm supposed to take my
Jeans off then..
280
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:53,702
Well don't.. do that just..
get off..
281
00:17:56,281 --> 00:18:00,531
Have you felt any litlle lumps
in your breasts lately?
282
00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:03,826
Unless my boyfriends bollocks count, no..
283
00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:17,527
Anything at all?
284
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:21,939
If you want to just check everything
is okay, than
285
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,937
That's fine. Good, all in order..
286
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,049
Ehm.. You got a vibrid.
Sorry?
287
00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:29,630
You got a nasty vibrid.
288
00:18:29,631 --> 00:18:30,946
Well, where do you want to send me?
289
00:18:30,947 --> 00:18:33,460
Ehm.. It's just a small operation,
it's just a little scrape..
290
00:18:33,461 --> 00:18:34,714
they'll evacuate it very quickly.
291
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:36,241
All right, you do that then.
292
00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,600
No not now, not now!
293
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,716
Thank you!
294
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:20,067
I like to see myself as easy going...
295
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:22,131
relaxed, happy as to see things
going, really
296
00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:24,554
I do have a sort of dream..
297
00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:28,625
romance proposing in Paris, summerwedding
this summer
298
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,589
and kids, three maybe..
299
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:33,133
two boys, two girls..
300
00:19:33,134 --> 00:19:34,361
so do give us a call..
301
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:36,374
absolutely no pressure or
anything
302
00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,234
So what did the doctor say?
303
00:19:40,235 --> 00:19:41,397
Well...
304
00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:44,421
You know I thought it was
whip-lash when that car thing you know...
305
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:46,461
Yeah... Breaks screeching.. Yeah...
306
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,256
Well he said that...
Oh you poor thing..
307
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,514
I don't know if I can cope with this..
308
00:19:53,662 --> 00:19:55,638
Yes you can. Yes you can, come on.
309
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:58,330
He just said that my
eardrums have exploded
310
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,347
and that I'm completely deaf.
311
00:20:03,113 --> 00:20:05,630
Oh, is it tempory or is it reversible?
312
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,265
There's nothing they can do
it's permanent.
313
00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:10,510
Will you get that?
Yeah..
314
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,919
Hello? Oh hi yes she is
I'll just hand her over.
315
00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:22,569
Hi mum, yeah I did
I went to the doctor.
316
00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:26,198
No, deaf, completely deaf.
317
00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:29,618
Just sort of living in a world of all silent.
318
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,688
No that means I'm deaf.
319
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,566
Don't shout at my not at my fault!
320
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,923
God....
321
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,586
Can I talk to you later?
322
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,077
All right, bye. God, it's unbelievable
323
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,379
Deaf... hmmm.....
324
00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:57,804
Big smash, big crash..
325
00:20:57,804 --> 00:21:01,238
Has love got to be this way..
326
00:21:01,239 --> 00:21:05,177
It's true, love is..
327
00:21:05,178 --> 00:21:08,263
I crash on the motor way..
328
00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:11,356
away, away, awaaaay..
329
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:16,075
it's a big crash big love big love craaash..
330
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,613
love is a big crash..
331
00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:23,127
it's a big crash big love is such a craaash..
332
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:25,150
a bite away my airbag..
333
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,575
airbag!
334
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:30,436
it's big, really big..
335
00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:34,802
it's a crash, it's a crash thing..
336
00:21:34,803 --> 00:21:38,036
I lost my head..
337
00:21:38,037 --> 00:21:39,956
In your love truck..
338
00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:41,795
Love truck, love truck, love truck..
339
00:21:41,796 --> 00:21:48,639
Johny..
It's a big crash..
340
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,942
Here comes an ambulance..
341
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:54,105
It goes nino nino ninoooo..
342
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:58,384
Like a doctor I bet you say..
343
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,469
I'm a crash bang trollup..
344
00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:05,670
Hello AA..
I've had a crash.
345
00:22:05,671 --> 00:22:07,490
Could you come please..
346
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:11,395
It's a big crash, and it's
quite serious..
347
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,267
Sorry hate to hit to roof frack
fucking ass!
348
00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:21,202
It's a big crash, big crash on every mood..
349
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,693
Love is a big crash..
350
00:22:23,694 --> 00:22:28,382
It's a big crash when it goes
through the roof..
351
00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:31,227
Love is a big crash..
352
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:35,809
It's a big crash, big crash
in the dark
353
00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,917
Baby, I'm ready..
354
00:22:37,918 --> 00:22:41,616
Ready, ready, baby I'm
ready to..
355
00:22:41,617 --> 00:22:49,349
paaaa!!
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