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Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere.
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Will it soon pass me by?
In the middle of nowhere.
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Baby won't you tell me
what am I to do?
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I'm in the middle of nowhere
getting nowhere with you.
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When I just looked across and I realised,
shit she is married to him.
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Oh god, now we're joking.
So embarrassing.
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That does kind of bring around
to what I'm was gonna say, ehm..
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I know we only been going out for a
couple of months..
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But.. yeah?
I really think.. no I know..
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Go on.
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I love you.
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I mean, I hope that you think that's
to bored or to..
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No! no....
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That's great.
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It's great, I love you to.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Well, in that case, ehm..
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How would you feel about, sort of
marrying me
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Oh god, Alex, of course I would.
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Yes!
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Can't believe that this is happening
it's fantastic.
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Are you sure you can handle spending
the rest of your life with me.
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Yeah, I just want to be with you
every day, it's all I've ever dreamed of.
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and every night.
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and every single second of every
minute of every hour.
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well, apart from when I'm at work
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Uhmmm, well fuck it then...
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Well, it's not been for one of these
before my friend Marina came.
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Shhh.. Put your head on the cushion.
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Okay...
Hmmm..
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Well, it's...
That's a bit painfull, actually there..
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So, that's what you think?
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Au...
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That feels extreme..
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Au!
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Au! You know that really hurt
that hurt before
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Do you see, how bad the
tomatas are for you?
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What?
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That hurts a lot.
Shhh...
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Please stop, please let go.
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Get of me!
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Aahh!
Au!
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That hurt!
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Right, can you not get any closer
to the edge here it's quit a drop
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this is the famous, poets leap
so called because,
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famous Pennine poet William Drury
lept his death here after been spurred
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by the famous authoresse Emily Barrowed
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who ehm.. hingstingly enough was
quite a plain woman
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hihihi, eeh, whaaaaa
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This is a very difficult time
for me and all my family.
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Billy has now been missing for..
three days..
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Three whole days..
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Ehm. we still don't know where he is.
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So, I'm bogging anyone..
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is that bogging or begging?
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I'm begging anyone out there
who might have caught sights of..
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Is that supposed to be belly??
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Billy.
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Even if it doesn't seem important
it is to us, so please just phone in
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Don't just say think wherever was
the last time you seen him
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because, well we've tried that
it didn't work.
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Since when?
Well, I..
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Oh, my god!
They don't go with the...
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Oh my god.. I've just remembered.
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He is with the Scouts.
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He is camping.
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I'm sorry, he is not camping everybody...
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I'm sorry...
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I like to go out with blokes who have
ehmm really long hairy fat...
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tattood arms, that drag along the floor.
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Ehm...
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Most of the blokes that I have been with
pardon my french..
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they just had ordinary length arms
with no embelishment
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did I say arms?
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No I meant penises or peni.
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Ehm.. I'm looking for a guy
who thinks like I do.
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You know, like do we really need food
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or is it just a habit.
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You know when you are at the beach
and you pick up a shell
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you can hear the sea?
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Well, if you pick up your shoe
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you think you can hear your footsteps?
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Oh, well if you think like I do
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Then...
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Then...
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No I can�t forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrows
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When I had you there but then I let you go
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And now it�s only fair that I should let you know
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What you should know
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I cant live
If living is without you
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I can�t live
I can�t give anymore
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Can�t live
If living is without you
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can�t live,
I can�t take anymore
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Well, I can�t forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
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But I guess that�s just the way this story goes,
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You always smile
But in you eyes your sorrow shows
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Yes it shows
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can�t live
If living is without you
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I can�t live
I can�t give anymore
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00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:22,011
can�t live
If living is without you
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I can�t live,
I can�t take it anymore
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Aaaahhhh!!!
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Papercut.
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Oh yes, the youngsters,
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A quite challenging free program.
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And you can hear just what the
crowd her in Prague
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made of that.
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So, the combination of many
months of hard work
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for Irena en Alexei
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and anything better then five sevens
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and five eights
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should put them into the lead
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and these are the marks for technical merit
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and they are very, very good
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oh, and there is a six,
a six from the swiss judge
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the rest are 5.9 and 5.8
and their coach and mentor
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Maria Koriakove
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Should be very, very happy her own.
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and feel the tension around this arena
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and we await the marks
for artistic impression,
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we're building up for a
terrific climax
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this evening.
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and here are the second set of marks
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there are on, two, three sixes
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the rest are 5.9's
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That will do, that will do.
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You know I don't now what to do
cause he is so horrible.
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It's been like you know, two days
and I'm not supposed to like,
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bring him, you know. I'll wait,
shall I wait him to bring me
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I don't really know what to do..
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but that it is, this time I'm not just staying
as he want me to look forward.
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you know... this thing being
hardboiled..
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bad tempered and really
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sort of ehm...
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question of luxury
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I'm not really sure..
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I don't know what to do
cause he..
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I don't know.. really
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I don't know, what do you..
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sorry, now, don't we, should we?
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he's to old for you
and he's ehm..
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and he's short.
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has that left a mark?
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no... you're fine.
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drink your own, excuse me..
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seven, six, five, four, three
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two and, one,
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clear... lower left eight
seven, six, five,
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four.... ueeewwuh..
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could I have a fresh probe, please?
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thank you..
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three... yes you have got a cavity there
so I�ll deal with that later
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ghl. ueeewwuh...
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had a physio check earlier..
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Shouldn't really ... of course
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and two, and one, clear
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ueeeewwuh...
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it's not a ... fresh
fresher maybe..
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would you hold that..
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okay... and upright, eight and...
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ueeewwuh, mph excuse me
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excuse her, she's in the middle of a curry
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well, we both are.
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meat biryani, is a bit disgusting.
hehemm...
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euuehwwuhh.
ooh....
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I am faul.
uuweh, excuse me
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Sarah actually I've got one trapped
could you just ehmm...
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give you bit of a pump?
heah..
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heeeh....
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excuse me..
be all gone..
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nohh...
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Hello, I'm Margaret I'm 46
and I have never cum.
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I did cum a couple of years ago,
but my friends say that I'm not sure
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I probably didn't
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eh, I was just wondering ehm..
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Is this it?
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huhm huuuhhhhhhmmmm...
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Or.. is this it?
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auw.. auauwwwhh..
aauwwhh.. auuwwwh..
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ooh... or, or is this it?
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pffww, fffww, pffww, fffww,
pffww, fffww, pffww, fffww,
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Or.. or is this it?
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hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh...
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does not, not too sure..
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oh, I was nearly Miss Ireland, but I
lost out because
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my left hand is massive
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men seem to like it and...
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I keep it behind my back
most of the time
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Are you allright, madame?
Yeah..
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I've got to ehmm...
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Got to fill one of these in.
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At some stage.. right.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Can I have your work tool?
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Ehm, well it's basically 72 Road
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You know and ehm...
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I�ve done it a million times, I could have
done it with my eyes shut to be honest.
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no I didn�t
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Okay, so that�s the usual route?
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No actually thats ehm a different system
towards the ferry end
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right, wel eh.. I did a left until Axxon Road
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then I went straight on I did a second left
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to make avenue, straight on, left
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left into Cress Row, left again,
into River Street
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and then I have been looking down
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and thinking that one is bigger then the other one
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and I�d gonna be like lopsided
for the rest of my life
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and I just...Just.......
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what could that be in words?
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I think I overtook a right...
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one turn right got straight into the river....
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yeah.. well I know that now
didn�t I?
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Okay so I�m, I�m still confused.. to this
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Cause, of incident question..
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Probably because I was
going to many lefts
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You got that?
Simply not no....
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What about I swore, to
have avoid a bunny?
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Like nine?
Yeah...
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Are you gonna turn 'm on?
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Not personally no, but she may
find that on
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Ooh that a big herron!
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She just legged, didn't she?
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In an uncertain world..
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In uncertain times...
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They will prosper.
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They will triomph.
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They'll always be loved...
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They'll never be out of work.
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They are people who look Irish.
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Hi look, I'm a little bit in a
hurry, ehmm...
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I bought this camera, the other day,
I've had it two days, or something,
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and it's just completely pracked in
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all right, you've not dropped it
or stood on it or...
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well, I think that I'd know if I
dropped it or I stood on it or something..
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you now and I'm really, really
not happy about it..
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maybe one of the kids started messing up...
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I haven't got any children
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hihihihi.. I haven't got any children..
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I.. d ehmmm....
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I haven't got any children..
I you want to know it..
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I haven't got any bloody children.
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Could just been the battery..
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Hello.
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My name is Alice.
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Aaaahhhh!!
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Hello...
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My name.. is...
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Bwuhaliceehh...
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I'm just a simple girl
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ordinary, I've got
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funny way to have it , I got
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always seems you'll have
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and those little things I do
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are most cause like to do
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I'm just a simple girl, so
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ordinary and you
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you know, when you met me
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and that's really fun by you
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but there's something else to say
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there are times when I'm a horse
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oooooo, then I go nenenenene
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it's okay, that's there to send me them
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something strong by lord
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oooooo, they come to dress I drive or die
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nothing else can turn me on
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it's the thing I like the most
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I'm just a simple girl
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I done it , done it, I just
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need to creep quite near the stable
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I surprise okay, it's not very
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much to ask
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to have a sugar love
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of course I�m in
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cloud shanshanashan
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oooooo, then I do just now driving by
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but you now you musn�t prack your thing
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use excessive force
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oooo, if you did your close in I defy
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don�t you drive to make me cancel
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It�s not, I�m not that kind of horse
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brphhhh.....
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